The Rob Carson Show

Episode: "Election Day Madness: Bomb Threats, Goat Jokes, and the Ayatollah’s Bad Week!"

Date: November 4, 2025
Host: Rob Carson | Newsmax Podcasts

Overview

This Election Day episode of The Rob Carson Show dives into the chaos and drama surrounding the 2025 elections, with Rob Carson’s trademark blend of satire, conservative commentary, and news analysis. Carson discusses bomb threats at polling stations, Republican struggles in blue states, alleged democratic electoral strategies, the ascendance of Islamist politics, and ongoing international tensions—particularly focusing on Iran and threats of radical Islam. He is joined by former Congresswoman Nan Hayworth for sharp insights into New York and New Jersey electoral dynamics. Humor, pointed rants, blunt critiques, and the occasional wild joke abound.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Election Day Chaos & Bomb Threats (01:06–06:45)

• Overview: Carson opens by spotlighting Election Day tension, referencing bomb threats at polling stations in Republican areas of New Jersey.
  • Carson’s View: Accuses Democrats of attempting to intimidate Republican voters. Links threats to larger Democratic strategies of leveraging mail-in votes and alleged illegal immigrant enfranchisement.
  • Memorable Quote:
    • “Not a big surprise to anybody there, right? Because the Democrat party can't win free and fair elections. They have to cheat. They have to do lots and lots of mail in votes and then of course load up illegals.” (03:15)
• Election Outlook: Carson is optimistic that Democrats will suffer defeats, claiming they are “on a death spiral into hell,” and blames their losses on refusal to learn from 2024.

2. Middle East & The Ayatollah’s “Bad Week” (06:10–08:18)

• Iran’s 1979 Embassy Anniversary: Carson uses the anniversary to argue that Iran remains hostile to America and needs a regime change.
  • Quote:
    • "The ayatollah has to be removed from power in Iran. That’s it. It has to be done." (05:50)
• On Hamas and Gaza: Calls for an uncompromising approach—eradication rather than ceasefire.
  • Quote:
    • "You got to wipe them off the face of the earth, meaning you have to kill all their members. Sorry, there’s no Kumbaya." (04:53)
• Satire: Implies Ayatollahs engage in bizarre behaviors with a running “goat sex” joke.

3. Exclusive: Trump’s Middle East ‘Bombing’ Order (06:48–08:26)

• Trump on Iranian Nuclear Program: Plays audio of Trump discussing his order to bomb Iran’s nuclear infrastructure and praise for military pilots.
  • Quote (Trump):
    • “You were the only president that let us do our job.” (07:40)
• Carson’s Praise: Suggests Trump’s directness and willingness to use force is why he will succeed politically.

4. ISIS-Linked Domestic Terror Plot in Michigan (08:26–10:43)

• News Update: Discusses foiled ISIS-inspired plot to target LGBTQ bars near Dearborn, MI.
  • Rant: Links radical Islam to domestic insecurity and argues the left ignores the threat.
• Critique of Mayor Mandami: Suggests that New York’s incoming mayor is an Islamist sympathizer.

5. Debate on Moral Equivalence in Nigeria (10:43–12:11)

• CNN Clip: Segment where Abby Phillip attempts to equate Christian and Muslim deaths in Nigerian violence.
• Scott Jennings: Denounces moral equivocation, placing emphasis on the genocide of Christians.
  • Quote:
    • “No, you’re morally equivocating... For 50 years we’ve [had] tens of thousands of radical Islamic attacks resulting in tens of thousands of deaths.” (11:00)
• Carson’s Analogy:
  • “I know that Hitler is murdering, killing the Jews, but I gotta tell you, there are a lot of Germans dying on the battle lines...” (12:01)

6. Election Day Shenanigans and Media Criticism (12:55–17:00)

• Bomb Threats Politicized: Highlights accusations blaming Trump without evidence, describing Democrats as “shameless.”
• Voting Machine Issues: Reports issues at polling locations, particularly in Republican districts.
• John Solomon Bombshell: Claims released emails show James Comey expected to work for Hillary Clinton, was complicit in authorized media leaks, and colluded on the Russia case.

7. James Comey/Brennan “Communism” & Deep State Satire (17:01–21:58)

• Carson’s Satirical Segue: Shares a Rush Limbaugh archive noting Comey’s admitted past as a “Communist.”
  • Quote:
    • “Turns out not to be true. ... Are you aware that James Comey used to be a Communist?” (19:54)
• John Brennan Interrogation: Plays audio of a whistleblower confronting CIA Director Brennan.

8. NYC Mayoral Race Analysis — Guest: Nan Hayworth (23:19–37:54)

• Mandami's Candidacy: Hayworth and Carson express dismay at Zoran Mamdani’s mayoral campaign, focusing on his Islamist ties and Arabic campaign messaging.
  • Quote (Carson):
    • “Not thinking there’s a bigger red flag than delivering your damned final message to voters in a language that most can’t understand.” (26:01)
• Jewish Voter Analysis: Discuss reasons for Jewish support of Mandami despite his Israel hostility—touch on “self-loathing” and misguided idealism.
• On Cuomo’s Candidacy: Trump endorsed Cuomo; Obama chose not to endorse Mandami.
  • Quote (Hayworth):
    • "None of us loves former Governor Cuomo...but literally, it's the devil who will almost undoubtedly do less harm to New York." (32:20)
• Republican Weakness: Critiques the GOP for lack of dynamic candidates.

9. New Jersey & General Election Analysis

• Citarelli's Gubernatorial Chances: Praises candidate Jack Citarelli; laments New Jersey’s high taxes and low Republican turnout.

Notable Quotes & Moments

• Carson on Democratic Strategies:
  "They haven't learned anything from the 2024 election. They think that they're caterwauling and their temper tantrum about Donald Trump will overwhelm the truth of the good stuff that he's doing for the country." (03:55)

• On Iranian Anniversary:
  "Probably had sex with goats. I don't know what the ayatollahs like to do. They do all sorts of weird stuff like that." (05:35)

• Nan Hayworth on New York Voters:
  "It will put pay once and for all to the notion that New Yorkers are hard bitten sophisticates...boy, did they fall for a snake oil salesman." (23:37)

• Carson on 'Self-Loathing' Voters:
  "I think part of it is the self loathing Jew, which I've been talking about for a very long time. There is a self loathing liberal as well." (27:13)

• Carson on Choosing Candidates:
  "If the Republican Party could pull its head out of its butt and put a candidate on the ticket who is dynamic and exciting and younger. What the hell?" (33:40)

• Nan Hayworth on New Jersey:
  "It does make you wonder what holds people back from not running to the polls and voting for Jack Cittarelli, you know, and having him have like a 70% victory." (35:37)

Key Timestamps

• 01:06 — Rob Carson opens show, Election Day coverage; bomb threats in NJ
• 04:53 — Carson on Hamas/Gaza and eradicating terror
• 06:48 — Trump on Middle East airstrikes
• 08:26 — ABC News report on ISIS-linked terror plot in Michigan
• 10:43 — Scott Jennings vs. Abby Phillip: Religious violence in Nigeria
• 12:55 — White House/Media slam Trump for NJ bomb threats
• 18:10 — John Solomon reports on Comey’s Hillary Clinton emails/leaks
• 19:54 — Rush Limbaugh archive: Comey’s communist roots
• 23:19 — Interview with Nan Hayworth on NY mayoral race
• 27:13 — Discussion of "self-loathing” among Jewish and liberal voters
• 32:20 — Debate over Cuomo vs. Mandami; Trump and Obama endorsements
• 35:09 — Turn to New Jersey, Citarelli's prospects and voter psychology
• 37:40 — Nan Hayworth: "It's got to be the year we stop Karens"
• 38:00 — End of main content; closing song and show wrap

Tone & Style

• Language: Direct, irreverent, peppered with satire and blunt conservative critique.
• Humor: Frequent, sometimes biting (e.g., “goat jokes,” “self-loathing liberals,” and playful digs at political opponents).
• Energetic Delivery: Carson switches rapidly between topics, maintaining a sense of Election Day urgency.
• Guest Segment: More measured, but still candid and unguarded.

Summary

This episode of The Rob Carson Show is a whirlwind tour of Election Day anxiety, political insurgency (both foreign and domestic), and the lasting influence of the Trump era. Rob Carson mixes bombastic satire and genuine concern as he rails against what he perceives as Democratic perfidy, radical Islamic threats, and weak Republican leadership. Through a blend of news clips, live guest analysis, and comic digressions, the show offers a bracing, unapologetically partisan snapshot of American politics on a pivotal day.

For election junkies and conservative listeners, Carson’s combination of comedy and critique makes for an engaging, memorable listen—even (perhaps especially) if you missed the show.