Freaky Friday Fury: ROTC Heroes & Cardboard Ayatollahs

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Rob Carson Show

Episode: Freaky Friday Fury: ROTC Heroes & Cardboard Ayatollahs
Date: March 13, 2026
Host: Rob Carson
Guest: Tony Kennett (Daily Signal investigative journalist and columnist)
Theme:
A mix of sharp political satire, cultural commentary, and breaking news centered on recent terror attacks, political hypocrisy, national security debates, and the often surreal tone of current events.

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1. Main Theme & Purpose

This episode showcases Rob Carson’s signature comedic and irreverent take on current political and cultural news, focusing specifically on:

• Iran’s bizarre leadership situation (“cardboard Ayatollah”)
• Recent terror attacks in America and the response (or lack thereof) from U.S. leadership
• The emerging pattern of naturalized citizens involved in domestic terrorism
• The sudden reversal of Democrats on Department of Homeland Security (DHS) funding
• Increasing anti-Semitism and media narratives
• The American ROTC students who acted bravely
• The failure of political and media establishment to confront these realities honestly

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2. Key Discussion Points and Insights

A. Iran’s Absentee Leader (00:57–04:00)

• Discussion:
  Rob and Tony parody news about Iran’s supreme leader being unseen and replaced by a “cardboard Ayatollah.”
  • Rob jokes about the absurdity of dictatorships propping up lifeless figureheads.
  • Parallels are drawn to political figureheads in America.
  • Reports that the Ayatollah is “injured, possibly in a coma, missing a leg”—mockery of both regime and media spin.
• Notable Quote:
  "Sometimes we all need a hero. Cardboard Ayatollah so true and holy – recycle only. Flat as a pancake right now." — Rob Carson [01:10]
• Analysis:
  Rob and Tony use this surreal news as a jumping-off point to address the state of authoritarian regimes and the impotence of political theater.

B. Rising Domestic Terror Attacks (04:00–12:00)

• Coverage:
  Multiple recent terror incidents in the U.S., prominently:
  • Jewish synagogue attack in Michigan (suspect: Mohammed Ghazali, Lebanese immigrant)
  • Old Dominion University shooting (Muhammad Balar Jalo, former Army National Guard, convicted of supporting ISIS)
  • Explosive attacks in New York (perpetrated or attempted by individuals with roots in immigration)
• Key Point:
  Rob highlights a clear pattern: “Naturalized citizens” and those with radical Islamic ties have perpetrated these attacks.
• Notable Quote:
  "It’s time to denaturalize these people and get them the hell out of the country. I mean it. 100%." — Rob Carson [09:48]
• Memorable Moment:
  Rob and Tony praise the ROTC students who subdued the Old Dominion attacker:
  • “They beat him to death … terminated the threat.” — Rob Carson [11:57]
  • Special agent Dominique Evans (FBI): "Our ROTC students showed extreme bravery and courage. They took him down with their bare hands and beat him to death…” [Paraphrased, 13:00]
• Reflection:
  The hosts use the attacks as a critique of both lenient immigration and criminal justice policies.

C. Political Hypocrisy on DHS Funding (12:00–19:00)

• Discussion:
  Democrats previously advocated for defunding DHS; now, after the terror attacks, they are reversing course.
  • Clips from Elise Slotkin, Jim Clyburn, John Fetterman.
• Notable Quote:
  "You know what it was? It was Democrats saying ‘holy crap, we’re going to get blamed for this.’ … Everybody knows the Democrat party is part of this DHS-defunding." — Rob Carson [04:04]
• Analysis:
  The hosts skewer the sudden “come to Jesus” moment from Democrats, arguing these policy shifts are only made for political expediency.

D. Patterns in Terrorist Backgrounds (15:02–15:28)

• Insight from Tony Kennett:
  Notes that recent attackers are “naturalized citizens or children of naturalized citizens.”
• Quote:
  "It caused a question who we're letting into this country. Clearly, I see a pattern." — Tony Kennett [15:25]

E. “Suicidal Empathy” in the Justice System (18:20–19:08)

• Guest Commentary from James Galliano:
  Critiques the justice system’s leniency on convicted terrorist “second chances”.
  • "The judge here decided that somebody that was tried and convicted of providing material support to ISIS deserved a second chance. And this was his second chance." — Tony Kennett quoting Galliano [18:32]
• Analysis:
  The show points out how this empathy is “suicidal,” leading to repeated attacks.

F. Media Narrative Failures & Anti-Semitism (19:19–20:00, 30:17–31:00)

• Critique of CNN’s Jake Tapper:
  • Tapper’s inability to name antisemitic motives in a synagogue attack mocked as willful blindness.
  • "The motive of the attacker was killing Jews. You just said it." — Rob Carson [19:35]
• Satirical Montage:
  Rob and Tony ridicule late-night comedians’ takes that twist U.S. military operations as “Epstein cover-ups,” lamenting that modern satire lacks wit and honesty.
  • "As someone who's written a great deal of political satire... You have to have truth in your satire. Otherwise, it's crap." — Rob Carson [32:55]

G. Criticism of Democrat Election & Border Priorities (16:00–17:21; 36:15–37:36)

• Recurring Point:
  Claim that the Democratic Party’s policy goals are primarily motivated by increasing votes via unvetted immigrant populations and keeping ICE away from polling places.
• Notable Quotes:
  • "They want to keep illegals here in the country voting for Democrats. Duh. I mean, come on. Duh." — Rob Carson [16:20]
  • On voter ID: "The only people who don't have ID to vote are illegals. Ta da." — Rob Carson [36:46]
  • On ICE: "Why don't they want them going into polling places? Well, let's see. … Why do people go to the polls? … To vote." — Rob Carson [16:20 & 37:21]

H. Historical Perspective on Islamist Terrorism (23:36–24:27)

• Rob’s Montage:
  Lists terrorist attacks spanning decades, underscoring ongoing nature of jihadist violence against the U.S. and allies.
• Quote:
  "Did you know that in the name of Islam, history started yesterday?" — Tony Kennett, satirizing the media’s short-term memory [23:36]

I. On Political Satire and Media Outlets (32:12–33:50)

• Satirical Critique:
  Rob and Tony criticize modern TV satire as unfunny and fact-free.
  • "There's no evidence. There's no joke. There's no wit. Satire requires a good amount of wit." — Tony Kennett [33:23]

J. Blame America First — and Its Fatuity (34:15–36:05)

• Discussion of Media Claims that U.S. Policies "Caused" 9/11:
  • Keith Boykin’s comments blamed U.S. actions for terrorist blowback; Rob and Tony mock the lack of historical and moral reasoning.
  • "They're blaming us for 9/11, 25 years later." — Rob Carson [35:19]

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3. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• "There's a cardboard Ayatollah deep in me." — Rob Carson [01:27] (satirical song)
• "Cardboard Ayatollah, you could fit right in my folder." — Rob Carson [01:29]
• “They [ROTC students] beat him to death... terminated the threat.” — Rob Carson [11:57]
• "Casualties are their ammunition." — Rob Carson, regarding Democrats [25:31]
• "Every bit of it, of course." — Tony Kennett, on Democrats admitting to ballot fraud [36:46]
• “This is the bed they have decided to lie in, bro. I’ve never seen anything like this before.” — Rob Carson [27:20]
• "Don't antagonize the monkeys at the zoo – they'll attack you. It's such an insulting and disgusting proposition." — Tony Kennett on the "America had it coming" argument [35:34]

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4. Timestamps for Key Segments

• 01:10: Cardboard Ayatollah parody and Iran leadership satire
• 03:40: DHS funding hypocrisy, criticism of Democrats
• 09:48: Synagogue attack details & call to denaturalize perpetrators
• 11:36–12:08: ROTC students subdue Old Dominion shooter
• 15:02: Terror attack patterns, all involving naturalized citizens (Tony Kennett)
• 15:58: Democrats flip on DHS after airport chaos, terror attacks
• 18:20: Release of convicted terrorists, the notion of “suicidal empathy”
• 19:19: Jake Tapper's “unknown motive” for anti-Semitic violence
• 23:36–24:27: Recap of decades of jihadist terrorism
• 27:20–28:33: Analysis of Democratic Party’s political miscalculations in 2026
• 32:12–32:55: Satirical critique of late-night comedy’s political tone
• 34:15–35:19: Media blame-America narratives on terrorism

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5. Tone and Style

• Rob Carson’s language is blunt, sarcastic, irreverently humorous, and deeply partisan.
• The tone alternates between sharp satire, dark humor, and earnest frustration with political and media elites.
• The show revels in roasting what it sees as the absurdity and hypocrisy of mainstream political actors and journalists.

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6. Conclusion

This “Freaky Friday” edition blends hard-hitting political analysis with comedy, song parody, and cultural commentary. Rob Carson and guest Tony Kennett sound the alarm on growing domestic terrorism linked to immigration, lament political and media double standards, and praise everyday American heroism, especially the ROTC students at Old Dominion. Through biting humor and relentless critique, the episode lays bare what Carson sees as the dangerous consequences of current policies — and the media’s failure to confront radicalism honestly.

For further commentary, Tony Kennett’s work can be found at the Daily Signal and Daily Wire, YouTube.com/dailysignal; his show airs at 7:00pm Eastern.

Transcript

[Rob Carson]

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[Tony Kennett]

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[Rob Carson]

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[Tony Kennett]

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[Rob Carson]

This is the Rob Carson show, and by the grace of God, it is. Finally Friday.

[Tony Kennett]

Reports say Iran's new supreme leader hasn't been seen in days, so they're making do with a cardboard replica. Do not laugh. We did the same thing for four years.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, there you go. Sometimes we all need a hero. Cardboard Ayatollah so true and holy recycle only flat as a pancake right now

[Tony Kennett]

we all need a leader.

[Rob Carson]

You're gonna change the game. Just stay out the ra. Cardboard Ayatollah, you are my king. I am your soldier. And I can be anything you want me to be. Cardboard. I told her you could fit right in my folder. And we'll never stop until he runs. Not free. Cause there's a cardboard Ayatollah deep in me. Yeah, we put a missile in his ayahua. Apparently the is. He is. He's injured and disfigured. I'm not sure how you know on the second thing there. But anyway, the Ayatollah has been injured and disfigured. I, you know what, I got to pay attention to my doctor because my doctor told me the other day because he's a, he's an Iranian, you see, Persian, if you will. And he said, yeah, yeah. All my friends in Iran are saying that he is in a coma. So there you go. That's the, that's the good news for today. You know, we got a lot of other news today. We're going to get to also the unusual suspects we always have on Friday, which is Tony Kenned from the Daily Signal at the bottom of the hour. Mary Walter, next hour. I got a story you're not going to believe happened to me last night at a restaurant. I'm going to share it. I'm going to share it later. If you want a sneak peek, you can look at my social media. It was bizarre. It was just bizarre. But you know, it's kind of weird. All of a sudden, Democrat parties having a come to Jesus Moment on, on funding the dhs. They voted against it yesterday. Sure. That's a very important distinction. So number one, let's be clear. Why have the Department of Homeland Security budget? Because it has to be a change. Now that is senior Senator Alex Padilla who's a radical nut bag and he's all sudden saying hey, maybe we need to fund the DHS after those two terrorist attacks yesterday and then the one a couple days ago, then the guy who threw the bombs in New York City. And of course there's also the mile long lines for security in airports by the way. And, and apparently Democrats get all butt hurt about that because they got to stand in line too. Here is Elise Slotkin today.

DHS folks to cbp. And so they are on the call and they are, they are doing their jobs. Certainly we need to fund the Department

of Homeland Security, what you said yesterday.

And we need in my view to cut away all the conversation on ice, which is its own conversation from all the core missions, Homeland security. But they're essential. They're on the job, they're working today.

That is at least slot can suddenly, oh yeah, maybe we're, you know, you know what it was, it was Democrats saying holy crap, we're going to get blamed for this. You know, because they normally use fatalities as ammunition. That's what they like. But everybody knows that the Democrat party is part of this, this DHS defunding. They understand it and, and they're, they're taking it in the shorts by the way, just like the ia Hola. By the way, he apparently has lost a leg so he might have to change his name to Eileen. There you go. That's an old joke. Yeah, his, the, the Iran's new impotent supreme leader who's made of cardboard from the neck down released the first statement after reports he's in a coma and had a leg. How does he do a statement from being in a coma? It's weird. He must have ESP or something. Anyway, Iran's Supreme Leader Moja Di Mini released his first statement Thursday vowing to use the lever of closing the Straits of Hormu moves to international energy shipping. And reports circulated that he was in a coma with his leg amputated. But still a great speaker. Apparently no explanation was given why the 56 year old did not appear in the flesh. Well, I know you kind of put it in the headline there. He's in a coma with legs, you know, a leg severed. So that I guess that's probably the excuse why he didn't Appear in person. Who writes this crap anyway? Experts suggesting the message was a sign that is little more than a figurehead shut the front door. And the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps remains the real center of power. Although quite flaccid these days. I assure everyone that we will not refrain from avenging the blood of our martyrs. This supreme lord. The retaliation we have as mine is not, is limited only to the martyrdom of the great leader of the revolution, Ayatollah Kharini. You know, isn't that kind of funny that their. Their entire military strategy is them getting killed? You know, remember when George Patton said that? He says. He says, you know, I'm not gonna die. I'm gonna let those sons of bees die. Or something like that. I'm paraphrasing, of course, but when it comes to the Ayatollah and the. The, you know, the Iranian whatever, Guard, that's how they win. They die. Not. Not the winningest strategy. I just. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Our sincere thanks to our brave fighters at the time his beloved homeland has been unjustly attacked by the leaders of the Front of Arrogance. Oh, my God, you people are arrogant. Having blocked the enemy's path with their powerful blows and dispelled their illusion of being able to dominate our beloved country and possibly divided. I sound more like Count Chocula than the Amadama Jamada Khamenei, but, you know, I don't do that accent very well. I'm not Persian. But he's not Persian either. Khomeini who? Khomeini who specifically noted avenging those killed in the strike on the Sharia Jaba Jabba elementary School, which, by the way, was. Was. Please. He said that they wanted to obtain compensation. Like Tim Waltz comes. Compensation for all the ICE agents up there and. And the businesses closed and, you know, like the. The restaurants that didn't serve any meals to the hungry kids. So they want compensation. I think that story is about as real as the hospital bombing after October 7th. It was all made up. All made up. Netanyahu says he wouldn't take out any life insurance. The. The Ayatollah shouldn't take out life insurance. He's gonna be flat as that. As that cardboard cut out of himself. I mean, how bad was that? How stupid was that? Remember when Covid happened and they were putting, like, cardboard cutouts, people in the stands because they were empty? How stupid that was? This is even more dumb. They took an old refrigerator box. I think somebody was living in it or something, and they Pasted his face on it and stood him there. Like, like they don't sell those at Spencer's Gifts or something. Can't you get a standing cut out of the ayatollah over there, for God's sake? You can get a Bill Clinton over here. You could still get a, you can get a Donald Trump cat out pretty. Just go to Spencer's. It's right there. It's past the posters and the adult toys. It's right there in the back of the mall. It's right there. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said he wouldn't take out any life insurance if he were Iran's new supreme when asked about the fate of the two leaders during his press conference as the war entered its 13th day. We are crushing the terror regime in Iran. We are striking, defeating its proxies, Hezbollah in Lebanon. Hezbollah is feeling our force and it will be, it will feel it even more. It will pay a very heavy price for the aggression, by the way, in Lebanon there, the Lebanese are kicking Hezbollah out. They're done with them. That's kind of a big deal. They really are in, in Lebanon. Beirut, they're like, we are not letting Beirut become, you know, what Beirut was. It's not going to become Gaza. So they're going after, they're going after Hezbollah. So there you go. There's, there's some of the good news of the day. Obviously, we had two terror attacks yesterday. Here is Donald Trump talking about attack on a Jewish synagogue, which fortunately was unsuccessful. Did not take any lies. Before we begin, I want to send our love to the Michigan Jewish community and all of the people in Detroit, Detroit area following the attack on the Jewish synagogue. What about Dearborn? How about all those radical Islamists up there in Dearborn early today? And I've been briefed, fully briefed, and it's a terrible thing, but it goes on. We're going to be right down to the bottom of it. It's absolutely incredible that things like this happen. Yeah, it is remarkable, but it's been going on forever. Michigan synagogue attacker identified as a man, Mohammed Ghazali. Sure sounds Islamic, don't he? Immigrant from Lebanon. He entered the US 2011 on an IR1 immigrant visa as a spouse of a US citizen. Was, was he married to his sister like Ilhan Omar, then was naturalized and granted citizenship in 2016. It's time to denaturalize. It's time to denaturalize these, these people and get them the hell out of the country. I mean it. 100%. I think everyone who has come from a Middle Eastern terror enclave should, should get a little exam and decide whether or not you want to be here. You want to assimilate the culture, you want to build a mask mosque and talk about Ala u Akbar and want to take over the country with Sharia law. If that's the case, bye, bye. GTFO There you go. Gtfo See you later. See you later. Then, of course, there was a shooting at Old Dominion University. One fatality in that and oddly enough, yeah, another Islamic attack.

It was an act of terrorism, I can tell you that. We have confirmed reports that prior to him conducting this act of terrorism, he shouted or stated Allah Akbar and he was formally a subject of a FBI investigation. Material supporting terrorism.

Yeah. And he was let out of prison early by Joe Biden. He was let out of prison early even though he was a terrorist. And he wasn't deported after that either. Isn't that kind of interesting? Here's something kind of fun that'll put a smile on your face. The, the guy who did the. The Dominion attack, Muhammad Balar Jalo, was. Was rendered no longer living by several ROTC students.

[Tony Kennett]

I was the deceased. The.

[Rob Carson]

There were students in that room that subdued him and rendered him no longer alive.

Yeah, rendered him no longer alive. Rendered him no longer alive to say

it, but they basically.

They beat him to death.

Are we able to terminate the threat?

Terminated.

[Tony Kennett]

He was not shot.

[Rob Carson]

He was not shot.

[Tony Kennett]

Yeah, he shot three people.

[Rob Carson]

Correct.

We have information that he shot three people.

They beat the crap out of him. They really. They beat the crap out of him and in the any. And he was what? Rendered no longer alive. Wow. Wow. So anyway, we've got a lot of stuff on the show today. More news on these two attacks yesterday. And all of a sudden the, the Democrats. Oh, well, maybe we ought to refund that DHS thing that's coming up. And this, my friends, is a Friday edition of the Rob Carson Show. Don't go anywhere. It is a Friday edition of the Rob Carson Show. Hey, welcome to it. By the way, my TV show, Rob Carson's what in the World. It's gonna run twice this weekend. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah. 3:00 clock tomorrow afternoon, by the way. And then Sunday night at 8:30 following Dr. Michael Savage show. And there's a reason why it's on Sunday night after the Dr. Michael Savage Show. It's because Michael Savage loves my show. I know it sounds kind of weird, kind of crazy, you know, but he loves my TV show. And Donald Trump loves my TV show. So Saturday at 3, Sunday night at 8, 30 on Newsmax. Get a Newsmax plus membership. Download the Newsmax app, I think 349 on DirecTV. It's on YouTube TV. I get YouTube TV. I watch Newsmax on YouTube TV. So there you go. Check it out, check it out, check it out. Victim of the terrorist attack. Old Dominion has been identified. And I pray that we will all remember Lieutenant Colonel Brandon Shah, professor of Military science at the university's ROTC program, veteran of Operation Iraqi Freedom, Operation Operation Enduring Freedom, and Atlantic Resolve. His awards included two Bronze Stars, Senior Army Aviator Badge, Combat Action Badge, Parachutist Badge, Air Assault Badge, Defense Meritorious Service Medal, Meritorious Service Medal, Air Medal with Valor, Joint Service Commendation Medal, Army Commendation Medal, and the Joint Service Achievement Medal. God bless him. God bless him. Michigan synagogue attacker, Ayman Mohammed, immigrant from Lebanon, by the way. All right, then. The Old Dominion terrorist, former Army National Guard member, had spent eight years in prison for attempting to aid the Islamic State, opened fire on a classroom at Old Dominion Dominion on Thursday before ROTC students beat him to death. Yay. That should happen to all, should happen to those New York bombers. Should have beat him to death right there. He yelled Allah. BARBARA Dominique Evans, special agent in charge of FBI's Norwalk field office, said at a news conference that our Reserve Officers Training Corps students showed extreme, extreme bravery and courage. They took him down with their bare hands and beat him to death, which should happen. All these terrorists, this. You got the bombers in in New York, you got the, the club shooter down in, in, in Texas, in Austin. What do they all have in common?

[Tony Kennett]

Interesting, too, Jesse, if you'll pardon me for adding the Austin shooter. I saw this from Will Kane, our colleague. Austin shooter, naturalized citizen. Old Dominion shooter, naturalized citizen. The New York teen bombers, children of nationalized naturalized, that is citizens. And the Michigan synagogue attack, again, a naturalized citizen. It caused a question who we're letting into this country. Clearly, I see a pattern.

[Rob Carson]

Thank you so much. There's a little bit of a pattern there. These are naturalized citizens that need to be denaturalized. Like Ilhan Omar needs to have her citizenship stripped and be sent back to Somalia. Not for terrorism, just for all the, you know, all the theft and everything. So, so there you go. There's, there's that. So Jim Clyburn now. Oh, he's all of a sudden saying, hey, maybe we oughta, we ought to fund the dhs. He said this either this morning or late last night after voting to defund it yesterday.

[Guest/Caller]

And I could tell you.

[Rob Carson]

It's not convenient trying to get through airports today.

[Guest/Caller]

I just told you, I just came in from Chicago last night.

[Rob Carson]

Shut up. Really? We've only noticed that for about the last four weeks. The line was long. I went to the airport three hours early in order to get here.

[Guest/Caller]

So we need to do that.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, it's about time. But you know, the Democrat Party, like I said, they, they love a body count, whether it be financial or physical, to make whatever stupid point they're making. And it is kind of point here is John Federen talking about the, the shutdown and you know, their goal was shutting down ICE because they want to keep illegals here in the country voting for Democrats. Duh. I mean, come on. Duh. They've admitted it so much this week. Chuck Schumer admitted that that ICE is going to take by deporting people, millions of people off the voter rolls. Duh. You know, Democrats are terrified of ICE agents being near voting polls. They don't want them going to hospitals, they don't go into schools, they don't want to go into churches. Got that? Why don't they want them going into, into polling places? Well, let's see. People go to the hospital because they're sick. People go to the school because their kids are in school. People go to church because they, you know, want to go talk to God and everything. Why do people go to the polls? I don't know. Why do people go to the polls? Yeah, dudes, to vote. Here's John Fetterman.

[Tony Kennett]

You know, but we can all have to acknowledge that this shutdown had no impact, zero impact on ice. All of the funding was already in place there from the big beautiful bill.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, yeah. Nothing you can do about it. What a pointless, stupid thing to do. And now we got a body. Got a body count because of you idiots. Is there a direct correlation to no DH funding? I don't know. I don't know if any of these cases anything to do with dhs or they could have stopped them or whatever, but at the same time, kind of stupid when you've had four terror attacks in the last three weeks involving radical Islamists who came from abroad and got citizenship here. Although a couple of them were the kids of some citizens who came from Afghanistan. They sounded like good people, but their kids were friggin nuts and went overseas and got. Got all sorts of radicalized over there. This is James Galliano talking about the suicidal empathy of the people committing these attacks.

[Tony Kennett]

Should have gone to jail for 20 years, Lawrence. And I believe did Somewhere in the

[Rob Carson]

neighborhood talking about the guy who they went in to shoot up Old Dominion and was beaten to death. Should have stayed in jail for many, many years, but was released by Joe

[Tony Kennett]

Bidenhood of 132 months. And again, it goes back to that suicidal empathy. The judge here decided that somebody that was tried and convicted of providing material support to ISIS deserved a second chance. And this was his second chance. We are going to see more ISIS related and inspired attacks. And why is that? Well, propaganda and attention is the coin of the realm in the terror business. And ISIS doesn't want Hamas and Hezbollah getting all the attention. So I think now more than ever we need to pay attention to these potential lone wolf attacks.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, no kidding. Here's a Jake Tapper who had no clue that Joe Biden had dementia for years, even though we all knew he had dementia. And now he says he can't figure out the motive for attacking all the Jews.

[Tony Kennett]

We're seeing the real life consequences to the elevation and platforming and legitimizing of anti Semitic voices. To be crystal clear, we do not know the motivations of the attacker. This would be mass murderer of Jews. We don't know their political views. But the Overton window.

[Rob Carson]

The motive of the attacker was killing Jews. You just said it.

[Tony Kennett]

The measure of acceptable discourse has opened to some of the most hateful anti Semitic voices out there on the left and the right.

[Rob Carson]

Okay, next, next year he's gonna come out with a new book on just discovering the sky is actually blue when there are no clouds. So I'm looking forward to that. An entire book on it. Unbelievable. My God, these people. Tony Kennett, investigative columnist, awesome host by the way. Daily Signal joins us next. Don't go anywhere. Hey guys, it's Carson. I just got a ghost bed. Yeah, pay attention here because I've been sleeping on a foam mattress since I moved to the Washington D.C. area, which is like sleeping on the the sponge in your sink. Ghostbed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not looks, not fluff. Your body should be healing while you sleep, not fighting for comfort. I have been sleeping past seven in the morning on my ghostbed. It's unbelievable. If you wake up stiff, you toss and turn. If you sleep hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different. That's not aging, it's your mattress talking. Another great thing I love about Ghostbed, you get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, you can send it back risk free. Ghostbed is offering my audience their lowest prices of the season plus an extra 10% off. Go to Ghostbed.com Carson use promo code Carson. That's Ghostbed.com Carson promo code Carson. You are gonna love your new Ghostbed.

Between Muslims in the West, Muslims and the people of the Jewish faith in large part because of what's happening in Iran. And you have to wonder about the connectedness. You have to wonder about the ways in which this environment further radicalizes people. And you have to wonder fundamentally about the degree to which this white which has been caught completely flat footed on a war of choice really has the, the personnel in place and actually the interest in keeping Americans safe. Because thus far the data that we've been given, whether it's the Pentagon downplaying the brutality of the attack that killed the six American soldier service members in Kuwait, whether it is the President wearing a baseball cap to a dignified transfer, whether it is the way in which he talks about the collateral damage of war doesn't give you a sense that the safety.

Oh my God. Shut up EMS Now. Dear God. Shut up now. Ms. Now. So now they're gonna blame. Oh yeah, you know the, the, the Operation Epic Fury has been around for 12, 13 days and it is inspiring these terrorist attacks that we've never seen before. Oh no, they've been happening like for the last 40 friggin years. No, 50 years to the tune of like 50,000 of them with a body count of Americans. I mean I swear to God. Oh my God. Tony. Tony Kennett, investigative journalist, columnist, entertainer, awesome dude. Daily Signal. How are you man?

[Tony Kennett]

I gotta tell you, I'm, I'm, I have, I've reached my limit with the pluralism, the nonsense. I am of the opinion that if you are an immigrant, you have naturalized or you're here on a visa and you're a Muslim gone, deported. Don't care. Don't care. I don't. I'm done. Because I'm still looking for a single Muslim immigrant in office. 1. If you can find me one, I will retract this. Who has not been whitewashing before Islamic terror incidents to justify them just like that. Ms. Now report in the last two weeks.

[Rob Carson]

Unbelievable. You know I was doing a little, a little. I got a lot of audio in my, in my, in my computer here that I save up. Let me give you a little montage because I don't know if you knew this Tony. Did you know that this is not the first. Last three weeks is not the first time that terrorists have struck America and around the world. Did you know that in the name

[Tony Kennett]

of Islam, history started yesterday?

[Rob Carson]

Okay, I'm going to go ahead and rewind here real quick.

The terrorists who bombed the US embassy and international peacekeepers barracks in Beirut, killing 370 and injuring 270 are the same terrorists who have fired rockets into Israel for the last 11 months. The terrorists who bombed the Israeli Embassy and Jewish community center In Buenos Aires killing 115 and injuring over 500 are the same terrorists who have burned down Israeli towns for the last 11 months. The terrorists who bombed U.S. air Force housing in Saudi Arabia, killing 19 and injuring 498 are the same terrorists who have displaced over 60,000 Israelis from their homes for the last 11 months. The Terrorists who kidnapped and killed IDF soldiers two decades ago are the same terrorists who are planning an October 7th style invasion of Israel called Conquer the Galilee today.

Yeah, it is weird. I have no idea. I had no clue that radical Islamists were committing acts of terror. It happened before this. The last three weeks. Dude. Crazy right?

[Tony Kennett]

Gee, I cannot possibly believe that the. Again, the crews who were chanting Death to America in Dearborn, Michigan might actually be doing exactly that yet again. Oh man, the shock, the surprise.

[Rob Carson]

I know, I know, I know. Well, thank goodness I played that. Now you know. Now you know. So did you hear that the Democrats are all of a sudden wanting to fund DHS after voting against it yesterday?

[Tony Kennett]

Oh yeah, all three of them. You've got Betterman still. But this is the political suicide that is going this year. We said it was coming. Did not.

[Rob Carson]

But at least Slot can hold on to it. At least Slotkin said it this morning and, and I think there were. There were a couple of others who've said yeah, we're gonna. We need to refund dhs. I think they've really. It really, dude, it really. Yesterday, Ben him in the rear end like you wouldn't believe it. And I said. And I heard this great expression by the way. You can use it if you'd like to. For Democrats, casualties are their ammunition, isn't it? Right, Right. Whether it be. Whether it be economic or actual physical casualties like good. And what's his name up there in Minneapolis. The physical and then of course economic, you know, people who lose their jobs, who DHS agents who don't get paid, etc. Etc. Etc. So casualties are their ammunition, but I think they shot their wad yesterday.

[Tony Kennett]

I'll say this also there's a weird contingent of Pseudo Catholic allies to this particular crew who are running around suggesting that actually the real culprit here is the Jews. And I'll tell you what, you could go ahead and throw those fools in the same Again, they're not actually Catholic. They're not. They use the name of Christ as a bat to hit others with in a way that Christ literally rebuked Peter for doing.

[Rob Carson]

I'm going to tell you right now, Catholics are the most pro Jewish faith in the world. And if you are an anti Jewish Catholic, you should be drummed out of the damn church. I've been Catholic since the day I was born. That is bullcrap. Yeah.

[Tony Kennett]

So I can't comment that far because I'm not Catholic. So as the Indy Fundy Baptist, I'm usually called a Jew more than anything else. But those particular points aside, I think that it's wild to see right now a Democrat party that had a little bit of political momentum. Now it wasn't really stable, but it was undeniably a little, a half cupful, a spoonful of sugar of political momentum and they threw it in the trash over one of the most bizarre lessons they should have learned. How many times in the montage again that you just played have we not learned this lesson? I'm dumbstruck. I know how irresponsible that is politically.

[Rob Carson]

Well, they didn't learn a thing from 2024. They've gone left. It's kind of funny. Today I saw somebody, they said, oh yeah, the Democrats are going to win both houses of Congress. And really, what the hell has Democrats done? Not a thing. But be counter Donald Trump and, and then. And whizzing on the, the, the military conflict on day one, saying that it was a disaster on day one. Chris Murphy said it was a disaster right after we vaporized the Ayatollah in five seconds. This is how. This is the bed they have decided to lie in, bro. I've never seen anything like this before.

[Tony Kennett]

And the IRGC who was not in communication or contact with Mukhtaba Khomeini, his son. Oh, nice job this man.

[Rob Carson]

Thank you.

[Tony Kennett]

I thought you'd like the other dude that was.

[Rob Carson]

I just call him Muktamahabadaba daba. That's what I call him. Yeah.

[Tony Kennett]

So. So anyway, avocado mudaba, the new extra sour cream. Yeah, well, when he was in a coma.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Tony Kennett]

His leg blown off, according to the new Daily Mail report.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Tony Kennett]

The IRGC was not in contact with him. Forced the council of experts who appoint him anyway, so there's really good evidence right now that Joe Biden is just as much the new supreme leader as this Muktaba Khomeini guy.

[Rob Carson]

Here's the deal. You know that cardboard cutout, that was actually him. That was what he looks like now. He's flat as a.

[Tony Kennett]

Oh, may he rest in.

[Rob Carson]

All right, we got, we got more. Oh, brother. We got more. On the other side of the break, Tony Kenneth, Daily Signal on by the way, on Twitter at the tonus T o u n or T o N u s is what it is. More on that on the other side of the break. This is the Rob Carson Joe. Every day for 20 years I devoted myself to making sure my wife and kids were well dressed and ready to face the world. Meanwhile, dad over here wore T shirts and jeans. Now I've discovered Quince. Quince has everyday essentials I love with quality that lasts like linen bottoms and shorts, Pima cotton, European jersey linen. You're not just paying for brand markup or fancy retail stores. Just quality clothing. And I look good. Their clothing is rated between four and a half and five stars by thousands of people wearing it every day. Linen shorts are a go to. They don't wrinkle when they're not cheap. The clothes I wear look expensive but aren't. When I go out in the evening and I do now, I'm actually turning heads. It's nice to feel good and look good. Quince does that for me at a price I can afford right now. Go to quince.com newsmax for free shipping and 365 day returns. Don't keep settling. For clothes that don't last and don't look good, go to Q u I n c e.com/Newsmax. For free shipping and 365 day returns, Quince.com/Newsmax

[Tony Kennett]

foreseeing the real life consequences to the elevation in platforming and legitimizing of anti Semitic voices. To be crystal clear, we do not know the motivations of the attacker. This would be mass murderer of Jews. We don't know their political views. We're seeing the real life consequences to the elevation and platforming and legitimizing of anti Semitic voices. To be crystal clear, we do not know the motivations of the attacker. This would be mass murderer of Jews.

[Rob Carson]

Okay, so we see the rise of antisemitism, but we don't know why this guy killed the Jews. That's Jake Tapper. Tony Kennett. That's Jake Tapper, the guy who didn't know that Joe Biden had had Dementia. Until he hosted the debate.

[Tony Kennett]

I'm so. I'm at a level with you here. Last three years, we've had this conversation in your living room, specifically.

[Rob Carson]

Yes, yes.

[Tony Kennett]

We have enjoyed a lot of people who have tuned into our shows. We're very grateful for them. We're very thankful for them around the country who've tuned in to hear Rob Carson here.

[Rob Carson]

Tony, Kenneth.

[Tony Kennett]

And it's bewildered me because. And I'm not trying to be modest. There's ain't nothing special about me. I mean, I'm sarcastic.

[Rob Carson]

I grew up on.

[Tony Kennett]

Whose line is it anyway? The US One. The good one before the weird new host.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, I.

[Tony Kennett]

You know, that kind of snippy clip wit, that kind of thing. The reason that we continue to grow, in part because those who have come before me and those who have ruled the nighttime roosts for so long are just garbage. Oh, my God, bitch. Have you ever, like. Do you remember the first time that you switched from eating, like, a bad microwaved food to, like, the real deal,

[Rob Carson]

and you're like, whoa. When you. When you move from chef by RD ravioli to actually going to an Italian restaurant and having them make it for you? Oh, did you see now, did you hear about this? 94% of late night has been against our military and Operation Epic Fury. A little montage, if you will.

[Tony Kennett]

After launching yet another illegal war in the Middle east that could destabilize the region and put American troops in harm's way, Trump has been spending his time doing what all presidents do during wars, taking calls from reporters.

[Rob Carson]

Just after midnight, the Pentagon launched what they are calling Operation Epic Fury, which is different from its original title, which was Operation Epsteino Distracto.

[Tony Kennett]

This military mission has been dubbed Operation Epic Fury. Fun fact. No, fun fact. In fact, Epic Fury is an anagram for Forget Epstein. So far, you've hit nuclear facilities, missile defenses. What do you want to destroy the most?

[Rob Carson]

The Epstein files.

[Tony Kennett]

Okay, I understand.

[Guest/Caller]

Yeah.

[Rob Carson]

My God. As someone who's written a great deal of political satire, including much of the great Rush Limbaugh talent on loan from Gods, you have to have truth in your satire. Otherwise, it's crap. So none of that was funny, and none of it was based on any fact whatsoever. Five people, including Helene Max Maxwell herself, has said Donald Trump had nothing to do with it. Donald Trump called the cops on the guy in 2006, and they're trying that crap, Tony.

[Tony Kennett]

Well, again, there's just.

[Guest/Caller]

There's.

[Tony Kennett]

There's no evidence. There's no joke. There's no wit, satire Requires a good amount of wit. I run a large satire account. Truth kind of jokes and truth all the time. And so now when I'm watching this, when I'm. Or when I'm listening to these goobers go through their little monologues, the only thing that's popping into my head are the number of FCC approved slurs for a homosexual that I can call these guys on the air. And the list is a little short for my day.

[Rob Carson]

You want to. I'm gonna play something that's gonna make your head explode. Are you ready? Do you have some duct tape nearby? Maybe a bike helmet? Borrow your kid's bike helmet. Will it fit on your head? I don't think so. Anyway, this is Keith Boykin blaming us for 9 11, 25 years later, and Scott Jennings calling him out. Now I weaved and retrieved the words of Keith Boykin so you can hear him say it, even though he denied it right after saying here it is.

[Guest/Caller]

That there will be some sort of long term consequences that we may not see in the next few weeks or months or years that may come some decades later, just as we saw. And the same thing happened when we saw a 911 that was because of the United States involvement in the first Gulf War had long. The U.S. i'm saying, I'm saying that what? Well, let me finish. Sounds like saying that when we take actions across the world world that there are consequences that we don't anticipate that can happen years later. And so we wonder why people are coming after us, attacking us because maybe because we were attacking them.

[Rob Carson]

I just want to go back to

[Tony Kennett]

911 for a second. The idea that the United States had it coming.

[Guest/Caller]

Never said that is never say. Don't put words in my mouth.

[Tony Kennett]

I'm sorry, okay.

[Guest/Caller]

I'm not gonna lie. You sit here and lie about you said we did something in the that caused it. I don't even know why you're. Why you're going to roll the tape later. And the same thing happened when we saw a 911 that was because of the United States involvement in the first Gulf War.

[Rob Carson]

Oh my God, Tony, how can you do that? This is like a conversation with Joe Biden. He says something, he doesn't remember at the end of the sentence what he just said. I mean, it is so utterly, utterly ridiculous. They're blaming us for 9 11, 25 years later.

[Tony Kennett]

This is one of my favorite arguments because it pretends that only the United States has agency. And it really is deeply insulting because so the common trope being said Here, it's the exact same thing as the voter ID thing. They are suggesting that Arab people, that Muslim people are so stupid that they can't help but be goaded into long, huge terror attacks. Don't antagonize the monkeys at the zoo. They'll attack you. It's such an insulting and disgusting proposition. They run with it.

[Rob Carson]

I know, I know. You know, an interesting thing this week? Jasmine Crockett, who. It's just a shame that Jerry Springer is dead, because I would love to see her back on the panels. I really miss her there.

[Tony Kennett]

See him hit her with a chair. So that's.

[Rob Carson]

But she admitted. Are you ready for this? She admitted that requiring voter ID for mail in voting caused a decline in Democrat votes. Now, if I'm not mistaken, they said that women and black people across the board, Republican or Democrat, can't get their, you know, can't get their ID to vote. So shouldn't it have gone down for both? But no, it only went down for Democrats. Why is that? Because the only people who don't have ID to vote are illegals. Ta da.

[Tony Kennett]

I mean, we ended up running her saying that as well on the show this week because every bit of it, of course.

[Rob Carson]

Well, how could you.

[Tony Kennett]

How could you not enjoy watching Democrats admit, hey, when we don't have people running around neighborhoods and filling out ballots from the mailboxes, gee, there's a lot fewer people that come out to vote for me, it seems it was all fake Instagram hype.

[Rob Carson]

And then Hakeem Jeffrey said that they want to keep ICE away from hospitals, schools and churches and polling places. Now people go to the hospital because they're sick. People go to the school to take their kids. People go to church to worship God. What do people go to polling places for?

[Tony Kennett]

Oh, let me scratch my chinny chin chin here and think about that one real deeply. Is it a to vote?

[Rob Carson]

Steve, you are right. Ding, ding, ding, ding. You had a year supply of Rice Road in the San Francisco treat and some Lee Press on nails.

[Tony Kennett]

Oh my gosh. It's just too easy. It's too.

[Rob Carson]

I know, bro. All right, we gotta run. I hate to say this, we gotta do this for a longer amount of time. We gotta do an extended podcast, bro. Because you are absolutely the best, Tony Kennett. Where can everybody hear your glorious program and read all your material and all that?

[Tony Kennett]

Well, I've got a new op ed line over at the Daily Wire that you check out. But in the meantime, YouTube.com daily signal tonight's show is going to Be a doozy.

[Rob Carson]

I can't wait, bro. I'll be watch. What time's the start, man?

[Tony Kennett]

7:00pm Eastern.

[Rob Carson]

7:00pm Easter. All right, Tony, Kenneth, God bless you, brother. It was a lot of fun. I appreciate you, man. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. It is a Rob Carson Joe Friday edition. Thank you very much. I'm sorry I missed you. Just downstreamers. I. I had to get something ready here for the radio program because, you know, I'm on radio across the country and all that stuff. So. Real quick. Oh, price of gold, by the way, it's down a little bit. Awesome. Really? Yeah, yeah, of course. Because you know why? You know why you're gonna buy gold? You ain't gonna buy gold today and then sell it tomorrow unless it goes up a thousand dollars an ounce of the day, honestly. So $5048. $5048 is the price of gold today. That's perfect for you. Because right now you need to. You need to text my name, Rob, to 989898. Rob to 989898 for Birch Gold. Because, you know, sometimes the door opens, sometimes the door closes. Right now the door is open and Birch goal is saying, come on in and send a spell. So just text my name, Rob, to 989898. Birch Gold is a company that I trust because they have my money and I don't have a lot of money. And so I want to make sure that my money is taken care of. So Birch Gold text my name, Rob, to 989-898. You're just going to get information. You're not going to get hassled, you're not going to be pressured. None of that. But if you've been thinking about gold, and I know you have, now's the time to do it. How's that sound? Something brand new from Jim Gossett about, you know, the Democrat Party letting in all these illegals. And a lot of them just happen to be terrorists, by the way. Who would have seen that coming, huh? Oh, yeah. Us setting up a terrorist cell is an easy thing to do. Cause Obama and Biden made sure that we got through. Just let them all in. Democrats have helped us out. You screwed the pooch. Democrats, it's all on you. They won't fund the dhs, so nobody knows our name. Oh, come on. Right in there. Order the left land from which we came here from Syria. Well, come on in. Carousels are thriving Gaza, thanks to Democrats with Hamas. Come on, we're in hiding cause nobody knows our name. I know you said hummus. It's Hamas. What is that? Thanks a lot, Chuck Schumer. Thanks to you, Hakeem. You have proved that you two have no shame. There you go. So the terrorists were let in and it's Donald Trump's fault because he's wiping out the terrorists and taking down Iran after 47 years of terror. Honestly, I love the fact that the Democrat Party is so bloody, stinking, clueless, corrupt and on the wrong side of history. It's just kind of great. Unfortunately, all of the crap you did by opening the southern border to 20 million illegals unvetted for, among other things, terrorist ties, criminality, disease, etc. Now we're reaping what you sowed. And we told you why it was hat while it was happening in real time. Thank you very much. All right. We're gonna take a break and come back. Mary Walter joins us the next hour. Also, some shenanigans happening in in Michigan as well as counterfeit ballots in Arizona. I mean, there's all sorts of stuff on this Friday edition of the Rob Carson Show. Don't go anywhere.

[Tony Kennett]

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[Rob Carson]

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