A (2:23)

plane and hit the road.

B (2:24)

Thank you all. Get on board, baby. Get on board. There you go. That is the vp. Here's what's going to happen. They're not going to go negotiate in good faith. They are not honoring the deal and we're going to have to bomb the snot out of them again. There you go. That's all you need to know. They're not negotiating in good faith. They're not just letting the ships go through the straits of Hormuz, which kind of, you know, honestly, let's, let's, let's send some more of their ships to the bottom of the ocean. President Trump blast the Iran terror regime for very poor job and dishonorable conduct on the Strait of Hormuz flow. That is not the agreement we have. Do you really want to f around and find out? Do you really want to, you know, honestly. And this is what's going to happen. And this is why it's kind of a godsend that they're being this way is because the regime has to be ended. The people of Iran have to be free. That's all you need to know. That's all you need to know. They cannot exist anymore. We have to kill all of them. That's just it. We have to kill all of them. Anyway, welcome to the show. Please come inside. How you doing? How are you doing? Did you have a good week? I had a good week. Had a very nice week. I've got friends coming in this weekend. I do. They're coming in from Pittsburgh and it's kind of cool there. Some of the only friends who are still my friends after, you know, being a Trump supporter and stuff. And I've had these friends forever and, and they're conservative and, and they were like my wife and I's friends and so, you know, but they're still my friends. It's kind of cool. It's kind of. It's kind of. Doug and Peggy are their names, by the way. Doug and Peg. How could you not like two people named Doug and Peggy? A couple named Doug and Peggy. This only good can come out of a couple named Doug and Peggy from Pittsburgh. My God, they are assault of the earth. So I'm going to show them around. They want to go down and see the, the cherry blossoms. I think the blossom, not the ascendant, the ascension. Actually, there, there are not as many cherry blossoms. I think they kind of peaked last week. But don't tell them as they're listening, driving from Pittsburgh. Oh, hell, they're waiting. They're listening. But anyway, it's going to be fun. We're gonna see all the sights and all that and going to go out to King street in Old Town Alexandria, go down, feed the birds and you know, check out some great restaurants and whatnot. So yeah, I'm kind of excited, I'm kind of excited about it. I have guests in the house and they got the loft upstairs and I went yesterday and I got a, I got a comforter and two new pillows for them, for God's sake. Can you believe that? I mean, like, you know, there are some benefits actually to being a bachelor at this age because you're the most kick butt bachelor ever. Seriously. Because you get like, I even put a bottled water, fresh bottled water bedside for them upstairs and then there's some movie candy in the, in the drawer there in case they want to watch a movie late you can do, you know, I mean, what the hell. I should do an air, I should do an Airbnb, my gosh, it would be fantastic. I also yesterday I, I'm the only guy since Jeffrey to get a standing freezer for their apartment, you know, and for different reasons I actually put food in mine and I don't consider humans food. So I did, I got a little stand up freezer. It's in my walk in closet. I've got one bedroom, a loft and a walk in closet. And now my walk in closet has a standing freezer because you know, you're going from having a freezer in the garage when you're married and an extra refrigerator in the garage when you're married to one stupid, terrible refrigerator with the freezer on the top that has the crappy ice maker and you're supposed to stuff what little food you can in that thing. So this was the second thing I bought. I replaced the stove too. There's another thing about being a, you know, a bachelor of a certain age. I said, you know, this stove sucks. So I moved into the storage unit. I got a good stove. So there you go. But my friends Doug and Peggy are coming. Maybe I'll have to get some popsicles and put them in the new freezer. Maybe have some ice cream bar, something like that. Back to the story. This is from the Gateway Pundit. Iranian regime once again proving it can't be trusted. Despite a delicate cease fire agreement, Iran is already backsliding, attempting to choke off the world's oil supply, reportedly shaking down tankers for tolls. Gateway Pundit reported on Wednesday that farce, the farce news agency. I know. No, that's not cnn, it's Fars. CNN is Farce. The official propaganda arm directly linked to is Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. The one that Chris Murphy likes to quote from on television, reported that the tanker traffic is now suspended after Israel continued hammering Hezbollah. Well, Hezbollah is not part of the deal yet. Dummies. This is, let me see. The President. The President, United States. Here's White House Press Secretary Caroline Levitt dismissed the reports as misleading, arguing that Iran's public message doesn't match what's happening behind closed doors. So there is that. Shipping data and international reports indicate that traffic remains severely restricted with vessels or outright unable to pass due to Iran and threats and whatnot. And then of course, Lloyd's of London refusing to, to insure the boats because there's a lot of nonsense with that. Donald Trump says there are reports Iran is charging fees to tankers going through the Hormu Strait. They better not be. And if they are, they better stop now. So I predict they're going to do a boom boom. We're going to do another boom boom. It's going to happen. Oh, by the way, I guess like 8 o' clock tonight, the Artemis is going to be landing off the Pacific Coast. That's going to be kind of cool. I might have to watch that with Doug and Peggy. I think that'd be kind of fun. You know, I knew that the media was against Donald Trump, but I mean, I've never seen anything like this before. Okay, this is Stephanie Rule on Ms. Now admiring, okay, the Ayatollah and his regime that killed 35,000 young people in the last two months for protesting, okay, which, which beats women and even murders them from showing their head in or their hair in public. Okay, the same, the same Iranian regime that destroyed Iranian culture and civilization starting in 1978. The same Iranian regime that has committed or paid for at least 50,000 terror attacks around the world with tens of thousands of people killed and thousands of American soldiers either killed or maimed. Okay, this is Stephanie Roll. This is why Ms. Now needs to just, honestly just disappear. Listen to this. This is a phenomenal point because you could disagree with Iran and what their point of view is, but it's. Did you hear the things that I just listed? Those are Iran's point of view.

A (8:41)

The fact that they have a deep

B (8:43)

belief in something that's unfair, that they will die for.

A (8:45)

That they will die for.

B (8:46)

Yeah, you know, I mean, listen, I mean, you may disagree with Hitler's death camps and the extermination of the Jews, but God darn it. You gotta admit, he's pretty committed to the extermin. Extermination of the Jews. I mean, these people be willing to die for him there. And these Nazis that they'll destroy their country for. Yes.

A (9:01)

I mean, he has no ideology. Ideological belief or patriotism about America. And he doesn't think anybody else does. So when he sees Iranians lining up

B (9:10)

around power grids at the force, at the point of a gun, by the way, he can't understand that.

A (9:15)

He thinks they're being paid to do it.

B (9:17)

Wow, that is, that is Ms. Now. I mean, honest mess now. Dear Lord. Here's Ed Henry. Ed Henry's on Newsmax. He does some very powerful commentary. He's got a TV show in the afternoon on Newsmax. Here he is talking about the media and what they've done. I mean, this is, this is as irresponsible and treacherous, bordering on traitorous that the media has ever been. When was the last time a major American political party openly, shamelessly, gleefully rooted against America in the middle of a war? Media and Democrats are top. Democrats like Hakeem Jeffries you just saw are not just asking questions. They're not just criticizing the President's policy. They're not just conducting oversight. These leftists are actually cheering for the other side, the terrorists. Stephanie Rule thinks that, man, those, those Iranians, man, they are very committed. I mean, I know they like to kill their people and enslave their women and, you know, Sharia law, but dang it, they were. They're willing to die for it in Tehran.

A (10:17)

Oh, people just don't know who to believe anymore. And when you can't trust anyone, I mean, you turn to conspiracy. You trust General Kaine. He says we've destroyed.

B (10:27)

They, the media literally said they don't trust the Democrat or they don't trust the Joint Chief of Staff. They don't trust the Dow, the Department of War. They don't trust us as much as they don't trust Iran. But I think they tend to trust Iran because they literally quoted from Iran's 10 point proposal about, you know, the, the cease fire.

A (10:48)

That was, that was, was propaganda, like 13,000 military targets. You think that's a lie? I'm not sure. Because the Chairman of the Joint Chief,

B (10:56)

he's not sure that we bombed 13,000 targets.

A (10:59)

Staff General, we have gotten so much information. This is a career military officer, a man of high honor. And what do you think? I mean, you sit in on the briefings. Can we not trust what General Kane is telling us about the military devastation we have wrought on these terrorists.

B (11:14)

Ye, they have no answers. Thank you, Scott Jennings. In another CNN segment, he had to sit and listen to a former Obama aide argue with a straight face that Iran is winning based on memes that war critics had better Internet memes. That was the metric for victory, I guess. Good thing the White House has other metrics like the fact that the world is safer now because Iran's ballistic missiles have been destroyed, their weapon production facilities demolished, their navy, as you know, underwater, there are decades of dreams of possessing nukes dashed. Yeah, there you go. This is why, you know, they, they don't want Donald Trump to get any credit for doing the things that American presidents either said they were going to do but never did a damn thing. Okay? This includes Ronald Reagan, sorry, Ronald Reagan, the Bushes, the Obama, and Joe Biden. Of course, Joe Biden doesn't remember anything and probably didn't even know Iran existed. And honestly, shaking hands with dead people. Here is a Bradley Cooper with actually what we have done.

A (12:11)

Iran has suffered a generational military defeat. They have the United States and Israel systematically destroyed Iran's ability to conduct large scale military operations for years to come.

B (12:22)

This is why the number of missiles they've been launching has dropped 95% because they've all been kablooed.

A (12:27)

Iran's conventional military capability, built over 40 years at the cost of billions of dollars, has been eliminated. So to all our soldiers, sailors, marines, airmen, guardians and coast Guardsmen operating forward, you represent the strongest, most lethal military the world has ever known.

B (12:45)

Now the Democrat Party and the, and the mainstream liberal media has betrayed the United States of America and our military members. Don't ever forget this, okay? Let it burn in your memory like the summer of 2020 and the election of 2020 and the COVID nonsense and how to let it burn in your memory the censorship that they imposed on us. Just like that, okay? Remember how they betrayed our people in uniform, whereas we've always been patriotic when they've been asked to serve. Now, those guys have already, starting on day one, condemned their actions even though they were amazing. So I say I love the military. You guys completely kick butt and you did a fantastic job. There you go. All right, we got a lot of stuff on the show today. New comedy from Jim Gossett making fun of Alex Jones, which is easy to do because he's insane. Also, Tony Kenneth from the Daily Signal at the bottom of the hour. This is a Friday edition of the Rob Carson Show. Back in a few. The Rob Carson show podcast is everywhere. Go to Newsmax.com listen for details. By the way, if you get a chance to check out my show, it's called Rob Carson's what in the World On Newsmax this weekend, Saturday at 3 o' clock in the afternoon and then Sunday night at 8:30 following Dr. Michael Savage. Dr. Michael Savage loves the show, actually. And also Donald Trump thinks it makes me the funniest guy on television. You want to hear a little story while we're just kind of chilling out on a. On a glorious Friday? When I was selling cars, I got a call on a Sunday from this guy Chris Ruddy with Newsmax. And you know, this was back when I was still drunk and fat and selling cars. And he said, wow, Rob Carson, where have you been? I said, in an abusive relationship with radio for 25 years. And he said, I'm going to give you a show. Because he was watching my podcast, which was called what in the World is Going on with Rob Carson? Which at the time was actually a pretty apt description of my life. And he said, let's make it Rob Carson's what in the World? Because it's your show. And I said, oh yeah. And so I've been doing it ever since. We've made some adjustments to it. It's a, it's a sharp, fun show. I put a lot of time into it. I run all my own video clips, by the way. It's like playing the piano and the guitar while singing, both instruments while singing because I have two computers going and I start and stop the video, you know, whenever the hamster on cocaine between my ears tells me to stop the video and insert an improvised comment. So you might want to watch it. It's really cool. Download the Newsmax app. Get a Newsmax plus membership. I got that. So I can listen in my, in my truck and my Bronco Buck. I like to listen to Newsmax. And then also you can watch it on YouTube TV. YouTube TV. There you go. There you go. Oh my goodness. Inflation was up. Inflation was up. You know why? Because we ridded the world of the terrorist threat of Iran, effectively on the way to freeing 90 million people and ending the, the, the, the ties with terrorist proxies around the world. And it caused the price of oil to go up. You see. But here's the positive. The consumer price index rose 0.9% in March. That means prices were up 3.3%. Economists had forecast a 0.9% monthly gain. Energy prices jumped 10%, led by 21% in gasoline prices. I know it Sucks. Core prices, though a measure that excludes energy and food prices only went up 0.2%. That matches the increase in February is below the 0.3% increase forecast for the year. Core prices up 2.3%, also a tenth of a percentage point below expectations. Here's the positive. Wages are up. Wages are up. There you go. Here's another one. You see this poll that Newsmax or Newsmax Newsweek News makes? It's the other news, but it's weak. We A K is what it is. They, they have this poll saying that the majority of Americans want Trump to be impeached. You try that. You try that and I'll be there on the, on the mall with 2 million of my friends. Okay, you, you just try it this time, guys. You just, you just wait. So anyway, they, they made it sound like the majority of Americans want Trump to be impeached again. Yet the. If you actually read the story, it's almost completely clear. The story and the poll are biased. Okay, 52% of registered voters back impeachment compared to 40% opposed, according to survey of 790 voters commissioned by two groups opposing his Iran war and policies. One of the organizations is called Impeach Trump. Oh, no. It's gonna be fair and impartial. And then, of course, Newsweek, Newsweek, they, they published it. I mean, honestly, this. Did you know Newsweek about 10 or 12 years ago, something like that? They sold the dang magazine for $2. They did. They sold it for two bucks. I wouldn't give you 50 cents for it, to be quite honest. To be quite honest. David Ruti, he is the head of NATO. I like this guy. He likes Trump, and I think he's the only saving grace for that organization, to be quite honest. He still hasn't lived down the fact that he called Trump daddy a few years ago. Here he is yesterday talking about that.

A (18:08)

Do you still consider him daddy after yesterday?

B (18:10)

Well, on the daddy thing, this is a language problem. In Dutch, you would say, hey, the translation of your father is Daddy. And I would say, I said, hey, yeah, sometimes Daddy has to be angry. So I was not calling him my daddy, but saying, but of course, daddy has, has also a special connotation. And I now have to live this the rest of my life. I think I love this guy. I think he's really cool. I think he's really cool. Donald Trump went after Alex Jones because Alex Jones is a psycho. And also Tucker Carlson can as well as Megyn Kelly. And he just did a truth social post. But Sean Farish who does the best Trump impression in the world? Read the Truth Social post. I'm gonna play a little bit of it for you. I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones have all been fighting me for years. Especially by the fact that they think it is wonderful for Iran, the number one state sponsor of terror, to have a nuclear weapon. Because they have one thing in common, low IQs. They're stupid people. They know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows it too. Look at their past. Look at their record. They don't have what it takes and they never did. There you go. That is Sean Farish. And by gosh, he does it as good as Donald Trump. And Jim Gossett does a pretty good Trump, too, about Alex Jones. Because he's a nut bag. That nut case Alex Jones. Come on, James. He promotes conspiracies. He has been a pain. He's a fireplug. Who's back here? You? You can't trust Alex Jones. Dear God, who does? He is gonna crack up soon. It is oh, so clear to see. Come on. And he wants me taken out. He's unstable. There's no doubt. His remarks about me are unfair. At the least. Unhinged Alex Jones. He's done, by the way, what he has to say. I do not care. Neither do I. He's not all there. No, he's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Alex, beware without the Cocoa Puffs. There you go. That is Jim Gossett, people. Just go to patreon.com Jim Gossip Comedy patreon.com Jim Gossip comedy. If you would like to help him out, give him 10 bucks, 20 bucks a month. Do two parodies every freaking day. Every day. When I worked for Pulse with Paul Shanklin, with Rush. One every two weeks. Two every day. Okay, okay. So on the way, Hunter Biden is challenging Don Jr. And Eric Trump to a cage fight. Good luck with that. And they will certainly have to do do some drug testing. Tony Kenna joins us to talk about that and other stories coming up. Hey, guys, it's Carson. I just got a ghost bed. Yeah, pay attention here because I've been sleeping on a foam mattress since I moved to the Washington, D.C. area, which is like sleeping on the sponge in your sink. Ghostbed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not looks, not fluff. Your body should be healing while you sleep, not fighting for comfort. I have been sleeping past seven in the morning on my ghost bed. It's unbelievable. If you wake up stiff, you toss and turn. If you sleep hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different. That's not aging, it's your mattress talking. Another great thing I love about Ghostbed. You get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, you can send it back risk free. Ghostbed is offering my audience their lowest prices of the season plus an extra 10% off. Go to ghostbed.com Carson. Use promo code Carson. That's ghostbed.com Carson promo code Carson. You are going to love your new ghostbed.

A (22:29)

Deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIWG2SLGBTQIA plus, this is abhorrent.

B (22:36)

I know it's. It's the top of my list. And meanwhile, on the newsmax hotline is Tony Kennett, who is an MWCC cwcc, married white Christian conservative commentator with cisgendered children. How's that?

A (22:49)

I like that. I didn't even know that M and Ms. Could be gay. So you learn something every day.

B (22:54)

They are totally. Well, you know, they. Some of them have nuts inside anyway.

A (22:59)

Whoa.

B (23:00)

Hello. Is that the way it's gonna be today? Is that the way it's gonna be? Yes, it is. The thing is, even the M&Ms. With nuts can be girls. You know, it's kind of.

A (23:11)

I'm sending you for gender sensitivity training. I'm afraid that the Canadians are very, very, very concerned about the metro. My sexual lesb. Gay training.

B (23:23)

Here it is again. Hold on.

A (23:24)

Deal with the ongoing genocide of MMIW

B (23:27)

G2SLGBTQIA plus this is abhorrent. I think her brain is MIA to be quite honest.

A (23:33)

I don't think that tawny two tones sang Jenny that well. I know 675309 does not roll off the tongue.

B (23:41)

MMIWG2SLGBTQLIA plus. How's your week been, by the way?

A (23:50)

I tell you, every single time we do the show, we actually broke a couple of new records this week. And our audience, the reason that they enjoy the shows and I think the reason that your audience enjoys the show is that when you can take the news and you can make it enjoyable for people feeding them a bunch of garbage to try to trick them into sitting around people like coming back. And that's something that I gotta tell you. Americans are yearning for that right now. And they're not getting it in a lot of places.

B (24:16)

No, they're not. And here's the thing that what I do, what I Specialize in is obviously, satire is a big part of what I do. And I say that conservative comedy is ascending because the left can't be taken seriously anymore. But at the same time, satire has to be truthful. Otherwise it's not funny. Otherwise you get Stephen Colbert. Stephen Colbert is canceled, you know, and that's the reason why.

A (24:39)

So, I mean, I'm glad that you've touched on that because it's really hilarious to watch their little ventures that they try to trot out as the cultural stuff people enjoy. You see, the Star Trek Academy set has now been dismantled, torn apart, and thrown away because they decided what people really want out of a space show is an angry old lesbian. Or again, take it from the acronym the Canadians gave us lecturing her students on spatial racial equity.

B (25:11)

I could do something about circling Uranus, but I'm not going to. I'll just leave it light. I'll just leave it light. I know. Again. Here I go. Here I go. Did you. You saw this, right?

A (25:21)

The.

B (25:21)

Newsweek published a poll saying the majority of Americans want Trump impeached. And one of the people who sponsored the poll was a group called Impeach Trump. Yeah.

A (25:32)

And also, I don't know if you saw this on the flip side of that, like, really garbage polls. Axios has just been caught using, and I'm not joking here, a polling company who uses AI to just make up numbers.

B (25:46)

Oh, dear God. Literally.

A (25:47)

There was a company that Axios has started using for polling data. And it'll say we have an AI that mimics how people think and feel. And then the AI tells you what it thinks the split should be. What the hell, people? Yeah, like, how many people trust their doctor? We think it's actually 57%. And the source is. My computer says that sounds about right.

B (26:08)

Yeah. Let's ask Hal over there. You know, the same computer who locked me outside. What the hell? Here, I got. This is. This is the. One of the worst things I've ever heard in the news media. Stephanie, rule on Ms. Now, this is

A (26:22)

a phenomenal point because you could disagree with Iran and what their point of

B (26:27)

view is, but it's the fact that they have a deep belief in something that's unfortunate. They will die for it. You know, it's like, you know, listen, you may disagree with Hitler killing the Jews in the death camps and whatnot, but they are committed. Those shock troops, those SS and the Nazis, they are committed. They would be willing to die for the cause.

A (26:46)

I mean, again, it's this idea that you just. If you can't get enough ratings. If you can't get people who enjoy your content, who tune in regularly, you have to get more flamboyant and more crazy and more insane to pull them in. That didn't work for the Bachelorette. That's not going to work for Ms. Now.

B (27:03)

Yes. By the way, I met a contestant on the Golden Bachelor. I was out for lunch and I gave some money to this little guy. He was kind of on the spectrum. He's handing out little duckies on Easter in the restaurant. And I gave him some money. And she came over and said, well, that was really nice. And I said, well, hello. And she's a very attractive woman who is on the Silver Bachelor or the Golden Bachelor, whatever it was. And, you know, and I gave her my card and haven't heard from her. So, you know.

A (27:28)

You know, I'm sorry. I'm 30. I'm a little too young to be interested in kind of like the. The Bachelor cougar or whatever we're calling it now. I mean, I appreciate, you know, that. I guess we're picking people up at the Golden Corral now. Let me know if you tell them I say hello.

B (27:46)

I wasn't a Golden Corral. I'd never go to Golden Corral.

A (27:49)

I don't know, man. Hey, in the Midwest, some of our Golden Corrals are top notch.

B (27:53)

I know, brother.

A (27:54)

Blasphemous here.

B (27:54)

I know, brother. But I'm going to tell you, when you leave, you'll be like, call the doctor and give me some ozempic. So did you hear Hunter Biden? I mean, you're like Hunter Biden. You're like. You just. You have. I mean, it's. It's brutal at the Golden Corral, where I was. Anyway, here is 100 Biden. He's challenging the. The Trump boys to a cage match. Okay, guys, Hunter Biden here. I just got a call from Andrew Callahan. He asked me to come out on the Channel 5 Carnival Tour at the end of the month.

A (28:25)

I think we start in Phoenix and then we go to San Diego.

B (28:29)

He's a druggie, so he's made to be a carny.

A (28:31)

And we end in Albuquerque.

B (28:34)

And I think he's trying to organize a cage match. Me versus Eric and Don Junior.

A (28:42)

I told him I'd do it 100%

B (28:44)

in if he can pull it off. And if he can't, I'm still coming. I gotta tell you, first of all, he'd get his. He'd get his head pounded in. And second of all, you probably want to do a drug test, and he wouldn't pass that.

A (28:56)

I'm so confused as to where they believed this was the thing that would sell, because, remember, you had Tim Walls, who came right out after the election. He's on the podcast. Well, you know, I think I could take J.D. vince, and I could kick his ass. And the guy just looked at him like, you look like you could be knocked over by a stiff breeze and have a glass of sangria. What are you on about?

B (29:21)

Yeah, and he's so desperate, he's been invited by a carnival. You know what they need? They need to bring back the carnival where they, you know, you would do the fat lady, but, I mean, a TV show called My 600 Pound Life, so there's nothing with that. And the bearded lady doesn't make any difference because half of them have beards now too, you know, so.

A (29:40)

Look, Rob, Rob, hold on. Hang on. That's not fair. There aren't very many LGBTQ organizations anymore because USAID kind of stopped funding them.

B (29:50)

Yes, yes. No more freak show.

A (29:52)

Kind of as good as you can get.

B (29:53)

You don't need a freak show. You just have the Democrat Party. Honestly, it's. It. They've taken all the fun out of it. They really have. Yeah. You know what? I'd like to see him take on Lara Trump. Lara Trump would just wipe the floor with him.

A (30:05)

I'd like to take him. I'd like to see him take on some rehab. How about that? How about we just start with the basics? You know, a little bit of rehab, a lot of. Bit of church, and then we'll talk about cage basses, you know, just for the fun.

B (30:17)

Yeah. Before we go to break, I want to mention the Chicago Bulls fired or got rid of this Jaden Ivey guy because he was not down with all the LGBTQIA plus nonsense that sporting teams are doing. And now the Chicago Bulls have reportedly moved to clean house days after. After dropping Jordan. Jaden Ive. And I think I want this. I want this to happen across the board in hockey and all of these. All of these teams that are doing the LGBTQ RST night or whatever. It's just. Honestly, if I were gay, by the way, I would be embarrassed. I would be embarrassed. Any serious gay person is like, oh, God, really? Really? They're handing out rainbow pencil cases at the game.

A (30:58)

I mean, look, Chicago's already losing the Bears. You know, the Bulls are complete garbage. So, I mean, at this point, I'd say just let them. Let them have the Blackhawks. That's really all they have left. And let the whole sports franchise like the rest of the city just die.

B (31:13)

Absolutely. And by the way, have they have the Bears, Are they going to Indiana? Is it, is it going to happen?

A (31:19)

I mean, that's what I'm told. Again, I'm so sorry to be the only Hoosier who doesn't really care. I hate the NFL and I hate the NBA. Give me college basketball, college football any day. Love it. But oh, dude, the NFL and NBA are full of such pansies. And this is another example that was

B (31:36)

very, that was very homophobic of you, by the way. That was. You know what? You're pans gendered.

A (31:44)

I am one of the 36 letters in the Canadian Alphabet.

B (31:48)

Yeah. Let's take a break and come back more with Tony Cannon on the other side. This is the Rob Carson show. Paradise Essential threat. How do we 25th amendment is asked.

A (32:00)

The problem is to get the 25th amendment is harder than impeachment. You have to get 2/3 of the house and 2/3 of the.

B (32:04)

So what do we do?

A (32:07)

Tackle Trump and pretend. Let him pretend he's president and publicly report that he's going through a health issue.

B (32:14)

That's a good idea there. Snowbird Jones. Snowbird Jones. He's Alex Jones. Good friend. Yeah. Snowbird Barnes. Snowbird. You don't remind me, Tony Kennan of the Daily Signal. Remember the Bugs Bunny cartoon where the, there was the bulldog, you know, with a hat and then the little dog, the little yippee one that was. Yeah, boss, whatever you say, boss, whatever. That's what reminds me. Slobert. What's his name? Slobbery. Whatever. And Alex Jones just wow, what the hell.

A (32:36)

Again, I do want to issue a very kind hearted thank you to Megyn Kelly, Tucker Carlson, to Alex Jones, to Candace Owens, all those fools for again elevating our show. I really enjoy, I like, I like seeing higher numbers because so many people are abandoning their rampant jackassery.

B (32:56)

Oh yes.

A (32:56)

That they're, they're looking for other shows and they are indeed finding ours which, see, the thing is when I make a prediction, it actually comes.

B (33:03)

I know you and me, we're like, we're like brothers. We are like brothers from another mother. Bringing back a 90s expression.

A (33:09)

What a concept.

B (33:10)

You know, and it's kind of funny I was mentioning yesterday, no one ever, you know, people are always sending you material. They're like, hey, check this out. And some of it's very good. There's some good commentary from Victor Davis. Handsome, maybe I didn't see whatever but nobody has ever. No, no conservative with any credibility has ever sent me a clip from Alex Jones and called it credible.

A (33:27)

No, no, I've never heard that. Anyway, and again, and I'd like to point this out, if Sandy Hook had happened in Iran, Alex Jones would believe that it happened.

B (33:35)

Yeah, of course, that's a good point.

A (33:38)

Here. That absolute feckless coward here is Alex

B (33:41)

Jones a couple years ago crying on air for Donald Trump to help him. We gotta beat these people. How? I try to be dramatic here, but it's been a hard fight. Oh my God.

A (33:53)

Hey, you know what?

B (33:54)

He's a lunatic. He's a lunatic.

A (33:56)

You know what I've never done? I've never attacked widows and the victims of mass shootings. That's something I've never done. So you know what's amazing? I've never been sued for that. Isn't that incredible?

B (34:06)

Yeah, you never had to bankrupt because you had your stolen your fortune taken in a settlement for parents who were grieving their lost children. What a freaking nutbag. He and Candace Owens, you know, they both have the same mania. I don't know what it is. I don't know. And with Tucker, I understand he's a spoiled, you know, trust fund.

A (34:29)

Right, right. The elites disconnected from society.

B (34:31)

Sure, 100%. Yeah. That's Tucker. I get that. He's never been in a Walmart. He doesn't know what we went through when, when Joe Biden was the president. He doesn't understand the MAGA movement. Same goes with Megyn Kelly. She spends more time on hair and makeup than she does on research for the show.

A (34:43)

Well, she literally just, I mean after all of us sitting here. And again, you know how much I harp on this. Probably a little too much. The middle aged leftist women that are all blonde and Botox to the Jennifer Welch's, the Nicole Wallace's like. And Megyn Kelly said, you know what, that's actually the best part of me and just became the most unlikable. Sending back soup at the restaurant Karen, that she could be in the middle of the lowest popularity point of that demographic. I swear by stupid like that.

B (35:13)

I know, I know. I'm trying to pin. Well here it is. I think it's God's way of culling the herd, to be quite honest. They're going away. And listen, Mag is not going anywhere. Nobody's following them. Nobody's following Alex Jones. Maybe the insane true believers for Alex Jones, but this is not going to help him. And as far as I'm concerned, let the herd be Called, and this is

A (35:37)

the best part, the age of the influencer truly is over. And this is something that I've written threads about you and I've talked about this personally quite a bit. We expected all these Gen Z late millennials and I alpha kids to come up and be the annoying influencers. And it turned out that what we got instead was a bunch of washed up has beens from Don Lemon to Megyn Kelly, who are more obnoxious and annoying than a telemarketer from India. And it turns out that after you take away the, you know, kind of propped up money, that that's not appealing to anybody at all. I mean, they're getting, they're getting tossed away like timeshare free dinner coupons in a mailbox.

B (36:18)

Yes, yes, yes. And by the way, I would, I would consider Indian telemarketers or those to be more influential at this point than Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly, to be quite honest.

A (36:31)

I mean, you'd be correct, you'd be accurate, you'd be right.

B (36:34)

One other thing I want to mention, the DOJ is investigating Cassidy Hutchinson, the star witness for the January 6 hearings that claimed that Donald Trump grabbed the wheel of the beast and said, turn back to the Capitol. I'm the damn president. She sold her soul faster than anybody who went to Washington D.C. and I

A (36:53)

think in modern history, again, if you're going to say, all right, let's say that I'm gonna be part of some kind of a media narrative, right, the number one rule is that you need to make your story sound absolutely believable and it needs to be told in a way that kind of doesn't matter to you. Right? This is the idea. You basically, you communicate something in a way that is almost forgettable, but it has with it that poison pill. You don't get up there and go,

B (37:17)

daddy grabbed the wheel of the beast

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and he shot flames from his ass

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and he was, I'm gonna conquer the

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world and fly to Mars. Like, you don't do that.

B (37:27)

Now I know the segment is complete when Tony Kenny whips out his Donald Trump impression. Yes, that's what people wait for the most. Tony Kennett, can you do me a favor and tell, tell everybody as Donald Trump about where they can find your show?

A (37:39)

I'll tell you what you do. You go to YouTube.com great website, a lot of people like it. You go to Daily Signal, Tony Kennedy's on it 7. He's a hell of a lot better than Jake Crapper. And then you tell Rob Carson to come on the Tony Kenneth cast and be wonderful guest. That's what I will.

B (37:56)

I will do that, brother. You are the best, man. Have a glorious weekend there in America's heartland. And by the way, this fall, October 25th through the 29th, we're doing a trip to D.C. for my listeners. You might want to. Might want to check it out. I might give you a little discount.

A (38:08)

You know, my brother in Christ. I think I'll make the trip just for you.

B (38:11)

I think it would be fun, dude. You and I would show these people at such a time. Okay, I'll give you details on it. All right.

A (38:18)

Sounds like a plan.

B (38:19)

God bless you, brother. We'll talk to you soon. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. This is not an ev. And it never will be. Oh, I love it. That song is called 1000 Horsepower by Godspack. I've been kind of leaning into the metal this week a little bit at the gym. I've been listening to some serious metal. There's a new band that I like called Skindred. They have a song called Bring it on the boom. And it's like, whoa. If you don't like hard rock, your head will explode. So don't. If you don't like hard rock, your head will explode. By the way, I mentioned to Tony Ken at the end, you know, I think Tony's gonna come out to the trip to D.C. oct. 25 through the 29th. Wouldn't that be fun? Can you imagine he and I there with you guys this fall? Holy crud. That's. That's just amazing. So we got five nights. Four. Four. Five days. Four nights with. With accommodations, six meals, ground transportation, guides, gratuities, and. And also we're going to see all the sites. We're going to take it all in. I'm going to show you. And listen, I'm going to become your tour guide. I'm going to tell you all sorts of stuff about. And I'm. I'm like a kid when it comes to showing off this setting. I'm like a kid because I still get goosebumps when I. When I see Abraham Lincoln statue in the Lincoln Memorial. I can't believe when I drive across the Memorial Bridge. I don't know if you knew this, but you look right up the hill. General Lee's house, because that's where he lived before. After the Civil War, they took that house and they. They buried our dead on his land. Did you know that? You didn't know that, did you? And Then we're going to go up there, we're going to see the tomb of the Unknown Soldier. One of the most, most beautiful ceremonies you'll ever see. One of the most precision, incredible ceremonies you've ever seen. You will sit there in stunned silence. You go down the hill, you cross the bridge, and boom, there's the Lincoln War, right there is the Lincoln Memorial. We're going to take it all in. Oh, my goodness. Travelwithrob.net, travelwithrob.net to get your DC trip booked. Our friends at Cruise and Tour are doing this. And it's the 250th anniversary of our country and Donald Trump is the president. And you know what? There's a reason why that election was rigged in 2020, because he would have not been the president now. And I know it's serendipitous that it is, and I know it's serendipitous that you and I are here. I know it is very much the reason why I'm here, why I moved here, why I left my family behind. I love my kids. They're coming out, you know, and all that. But. But there's a reason for this. And this is maybe the time you finally make it to Washington, D.C. because this is our city. This doesn't belong to, you know, the mayor or the, or the swamp or any. This is our city. Washington, D.C. is our city. And it is more beautiful than it has ever been. It is amazing. Travelwithrob.net travelwithrob.net or 8003-8331-3180-0383-3131 on the way. Mary Walter next hour. Oh, she's got some good stuff to talk about on the other side. This is the Rob Carson Show. Don't go anywhere.

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