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Interjector/Caller
Hold it.
Producer/Assistant
Now,
Co-host/Guest
live from Newsmax Studios in Washington, D.C. the most interesting, informative and funny
Rob Carson
show in America, on air and on the World Wide Web.
Co-host/Guest
This is the Rob Carson Show. It is.
Rob Carson
And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. I'm going to be taking a couple days off next week, a little bit sooner than I thought. I am going to be driving my daughter back to Kansas City, and she's got her vehicle here and it doesn't feel terribly comfortable driving across country 18 hours by herself. And my son just landed a job. So I'm going to take a couple days off, load her stuff back in the in the truck and then drive across the country and then fly back the following Saturday. So late in the week, I'll be taking a few days off and heading there. And it's bittersweet for me because I got to tell you, I've really enjoyed having her here. I want to just a point of personal privilege. My daughter, she's an artist, right? She's going to art school. And I told her it's great you're going to art school, but you got to make a living doing art. So that's got to be a part of your curriculum. You cannot just do pretty little paintings and all this crap. You've got to figure out a way to monetize. That's it. I've been on her rear end about this forever. Guess what? She's now getting commissions. Guess what? She paid her rent this month with commissions. With money she made from commissions, people are commissioning her to create characters, and she draws them. Some of these characters take six, eight hours to make, and they're completely original. And she paid rent with her art.
Guest Commentator
Kaboom.
Rob Carson
So there you go. That's number one. I mean, number one. I remember years ago, I was going to school. Northwest Missouri State University, home of the Mighty Bearcats. Thank you very much. They've got a really nice broadcast program there. And there was a teacher there named Dr. Steve. He doesn't talk to me anymore because I'm a Trump supporter. But Dr. Steve, I remember, walked into one of his lectures and he said, but above all things, when you are a broadcaster involved in broadcasting, number one, you've got to make money. That's what he said. Now he's, you know, academic. He's been an academia for 25 years, and he's a complete lefty. But that's the way it is.
Interjector/Caller
You.
Rob Carson
You got to make a living at it. That's. That's all there is to it. Gotta make a living. That all right. But I'm gonna miss having my daughter around and, you know, that'll. Now I can finally have women back in the apartment. Like that ever happened. It's also been nice to have the dog there. My. My little shih tzu. Last night, she. She had a date, actually, with another shih tzu. This little. Little old lady who lives in the position. She brought her shih tzu over. He's a male. And of course, Desi would have nothing to do with him. It was funny. It was funny. Musk plans a massive push for GOP in the midterms. This is great, because, you know, the. The Democrats have had Act Blue. The Democrats have had Neville Singham, the Democrats have had George Soros and all of these others, all these other billionaires and whatnot. And Musk is resuscitating his dormant super PAC, America PAC, which spent more than 260 billion to help get Trump elected in 2024. Going to focus on door knocking, digital advertising, direct mail aimed at turning out the conservative base. And we need to get out. We need to be out. This is good. This is very, very, very, very good. He is the guy, by the way, who sa by buying Twitter. I cannot thank him enough for doing that. By the way, I was digging through a bunch of articles that I saved about the censor and censorship industrial complex. I'm going to share them next week with you. I Also have a bunch of stories about Foushee and that I saved because I knew all of those things that we were going through in 2000, anywhere from 2019 to 2023, I knew they were historic and we would look back on them as the time of great. I don't almost. We became a dictatorship. So GOP super PACs and committees have $300 million plus the advantage over the Democrat counterparts. That doesn't include 400 million sitting in Trump's MAGA Inc. Super PAC. Republicans hoping their money will offset the political environment favoring Democrats. I don't know why the hell it's favoring Democrats. Because they're frickin insane. They are freaking insane. Don't believe me? Yeah, believe me because they are. They're nuts. Here's Jesse Water talking about the insane Democrat Party.
Co-host/Guest
Do a bunch of people sit around the room and say how much kind of crazy we cram into our platform?
Rob Carson
That's obviously Job Fetterman.
Co-host/Guest
And now it's like, oh yeah, let's, let's, let's, let's, let's abolish everything. When a child is three years old, you know what their favorite thing to do is? Break stuff. They like the sound it makes. They like watching the pieces scatter, hear it shatter. It's fun. Cause and effect. They're realizing that they have the power to break stuff. Makes them feel good. They like breaking better than building. Communists are at that stage developmentally. They want to abolish the presidency. The Senate, Pentagon, police, prisons, and of course ice.
Rob Carson
I think that ICE should be abolished
Co-host/Guest
and that the people at the head
Rob Carson
of this agency and the people that are shooting people in masked, the criminal
Co-host/Guest
agents that are killing people should be prosecuted and hold accountable under United States of law.
Rob Carson
Let's be clear about who we're ascribing criminality to. Yeah. I'm going to tell you right now, when it comes to communism, there are a whole lot of us who will fight to the death, although we won't do the dying. We're not going to let our country become this. We are not going to let our country become this. I'm telling you, homeboys and hillbillies and Hebrews come together. Bernie Marino was explaining why the DSA loved what Tony Fauci did to the country.
Guest Commentator
Ultimately, what these communists, by the way, I think it's way too nice to call them socialists. What they want is to control us, Sean. This is about controlling.
Rob Carson
That's why the masks. Remember what I told you about the masks?
Guest Commentator
They broadcast American people He treated us like lab rats.
Rob Carson
It also shows that you're down, that you have submitted, and that's what you
Guest Commentator
want, to give power to Democrats.
Rob Carson
You are under control.
Guest Commentator
Listen, Communists in this country, they will take away your freedoms, they'll take away your liberties. They'll control you, they'll replace you. They want to systematically destroy this country. And that's why Fauci is their hero. He got to do what they only fantasize about, which is total and complete control of the American people.
Rob Carson
Yeah. Got to tell them where they could go, what businesses could be open. You know what, shutting down the churches, which they want to do, among other things. It really was quite breathtaking. Adam Schiff is a weasel. One of the most despicable human beings ever, Ever, ever, ever, ever. I mean, despicable. I don't know how you could possibly think that he is a likable individual or a decent or a respectable person, honestly, even if you're a Democrat. Disgusting human being. The Democrat Party has let the vampires into the party, into the House. Welcome the vampires. What happens when the vampires are welcome in the House? Everybody dies. Adam Schiff doesn't know that his wing of the party is already dead.
Interjector/Caller
Over a third, actually, of Democrats now identify as. We've got a new poll out here at CNN tonight, which Aaron Burnett asking about. Just over a third, actually, of Democrats now identify as democratic socialists. 59% of them. Right. So 60% are younger than the age of 45. Are you on board with this? Do you see this as, you know, accept this, that this is where your party's going and are you good with it?
Co-host/Guest
Look, I think we're a big tent party.
Rob Carson
I think we should be a big tent party. And I would rather be in that big tent in the majority than be
Co-host/Guest
a smaller party that is stuck forever in the minority.
Rob Carson
The Democrat Party will elect Satan himself if they think Satan can win. Even knowing that Satan will take over the world and plunge humanity into turmoil and. And suffering. They don't freaking care. They're really awful people. Really, really awful, awful people. There's this woman named Francesca Hong. She is a Democrat socialist in the state of Wisconsin. She's running for governor. If she becomes the governor of Wisconsin, people will stream out of the state of Wisconsin. Wisconsin will become a dystopian hellhole.
Interviewer
The National DSA has recently passed a platform that, including things like abolishing the Senate, prisons and ice. You say that you don't agree with some parts of their national platform.
Rob Carson
Now, what you're going to hear from her is a complete lie. Everything that she says is a lie.
Interviewer
Are you trying to have it both ways by embracing that label but also backing away from some aspects of the platform?
Narrator/Voiceover
So I do not have the endorsement from the National DSA and this recent platform that was released. There are issues that I disagree on but my values and my principles are rooted in democracy, in fairness.
Rob Carson
No, they're not.
Narrator/Voiceover
In human rights.
Rob Carson
No, they're not.
Narrator/Voiceover
And ensuring that we are fixing a rape system that doesn't put working class people first and we are a campaign focused.
Rob Carson
That's absolute fabrication on the work and the workers. We have the richest working class in the world.
Interviewer
So you may distance yourself from the National Party, but you do consider yourself a democratic socialist, right?
Rob Carson
Ah, listen.
Guest Commentator
Yes.
Narrator/Voiceover
Because it allows me to make sure that the policy is a minute.
Rob Carson
But she said she wasn't that we
Narrator/Voiceover
are supporting the universal policies that will build permanent affordability, universal child care, paid leave for all, investing in that care
Rob Carson
economy with and you'll become Cuba. Sean Hannity looked through her social media. She's down with every communist idea from the DSA.
Guest Commentator
Again, her name, Francesca Hong that she proudly.
Rob Carson
By the way, at the end of this, you're going to hear my theme
Guest Commentator
song for her next quote. Police exist to uphold white supremacy. Defund that. Defund them. Abolish reform cannot be an option. Or just to drive the point home. She also tweeted her plans as a local government official. Quote, 1. Defund police to defund police. 3. Defund police. 4. Defund police. 5.
Rob Carson
Craft you idiots in Wisconsin, vote this woman in. You deserve what you get 2021 budget but get you idiots in Madison this.
Guest Commentator
More recently, she did find one acceptable use of law enforcement. As governor, she would want to command the National Guard to arrest federal ICE agent.
Narrator/Voiceover
I don't want us to continue to rely on law enforcement. But if the National Guard has to be out here arresting ICE agents like that's now.
Rob Carson
Despite that would be the start of a civil war.
Guest Commentator
From her campaign, she also called in writing for the US Senate to be abolished in 2020. She suggested that it was racist for white people to mention the origins of COVID 19.
Rob Carson
Okay, it's time for her theme song. Her name Francesca. Hong Hong Kong.
Caller/Guest
Hong Kong.
Rob Carson
There you go. That's her official theme song. Hong Kong Phooey.
Interjector/Caller
That's a.
Rob Carson
That's a Gen X cartoon. That was. We had terrible cartoons when I was growing up. We had Hong Kong Phooey Scatman Carruthers singing the theme song with the only Good thing about it, Inch High, Private Eye, Grape Ape and Jabber Jaw. And then to top it all off, the worst of the worst, the Laugh Olympics. Yeah. And look. And we're not even messed up like Gen Z. Unbelievable. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey, guys, it's Carson for Relief Factor. When it comes to supplements, two things matter most. That it works and that you can trust it. I trust Relief Factor. We hear from people every single day whose lives have changed. And of course, we'd like you to hear a few of their stories. Mark, for instance, was in tears from his daily hand joint discomfort. But after a week on Relief factor, he felt 50% better. Now he barely even notices any pain. I can attest to this. It used to hurt getting up and out of chairs or even off the bench press at the gym. Not so much anymore. People like Mark make it easy to find out if you'll be the next person telling us a Relief Factor story and how it gave you your life back. Three weeks now for just $17.76, simply go to relieffactor.com or call 1-800-for relief. They'll do everything they can to help. We hope you'll be sharing your story, too. Relieffactor.com or 800, for relief.
Guest Commentator
But in most places on Earth, they believe that your rights come from your
Rob Carson
government and from your laws. But ours was founded on the belief that your rights come from your creator and from God. And the Democrat socialists of America don't believe in God. They don't. This is happening in Spain.
News Reporter
Video here. Chaos at the border of Spain's North African enclave in Morocco. This is a city called Ceuta. You're watching as thousands of migrants break through the fences and completely overwhelm the border police.
Rob Carson
Their video, this is what they did in America for four years under Joe
News Reporter
Biden, showing huge groups of people, mostly young, military age guys cramming into exact same thing. Laval tubes are arriving on shore in other ways. Some of them wading in the water as they break through the gates to get to the other side. Sandra, this is reminiscent of kind of what we saw during the open border.
Rob Carson
Yeah, it's all the same damn thing. Survey this. Ears, ears wide. You want to know why they're doing this in Spain? Would you want to hear it? They've got a socialist in charge and that socialism is failing. Survey in Spain found 6 out of 10 Spaniards hold a negative opinion of Spain's current legislative term. And Socialist Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez, government with as Many as a third strongly condemning the legislature as disastrous, nefarious and ruinous. So what they're doing is they're invading the country to overthrow the country to eliminate Spain's sovereignty. This is what socialists do. This is what they would do if they won. Here we are on a war footing. Spain will now hold elections next year. Although the Spanish Conservative People's Party obtained the most amount of seats in the 10-20-23 election, Sanchez and Hispanic Socialist Workers Party managed to cling to power by securing alliances with minority leftist parties, allowing PSOE to secure enough votes for Sanchez current four year term. So they're burning the house down before they get fired and replaced by a conservative regime. According to this study, 60% of Spaniards hold some sort of negative opinion of the current Spanish legislature against a minority 12%. Who finds a good positive incompetent of the 60% majority group of the of 30.3% of respondents finds it disastrous. Other equally condemning opinions. Deceitful, fraudulent, chaotic, unstable, confusing, disappointing, all of those things. Unsurprisingly, 53.6% of respondents expressed a negative opinion of the mass amnesty for illegal migrants. That's why they've opened the border. This SOB who's in charge of this country should be charged with treason and sedition because this is what he's doing. He's allowing his country to be overthrown rather than him to lose the next election. Doesn't that sound kind of familiar? It's exactly what the globalists are doing. That's why we have to fight them. No matter what it takes. No matter what it takes. We have to defeat communism. It's not going to live in this country. It's not going to. There's a hundred million of us out there, homeboy, hillbillies and Hebrews and others. We are not going to let it happen. That said, I think it's time for a little good news. What do you think about good news? And what do you think of when we have good news, boys and girls?
Caller/Guest
Yeah, yeah.
Rob Carson
The. The winning jingle, everybody. We love to win.
Co-host/Guest
Winning, winning. So much winning.
Rob Carson
It's lots of winning. Lots of winning, lots of winning, Lots of winning, Lots of winning, lots of winning.
Producer/Assistant
It's oh so good.
Rob Carson
You know why that that's so popular? That jingle is so popular because that's one of those Gen X jingles from when we were kids. I'm just talking to the Gen Xers, pardon me, millennials and Gen Z and boomers. That's the beef. A Roni Beefage jingle. By the way, in Case you wanted to know. Beefaroni. Beef. It tastes so good. You remember that? Remember that? We're talking earlier about the terrible cartoons that Gen X were subjected to as children. Friday nights before the cartoon season, they would. They would do this special. It was an hour long. We talked previewing the new cartoons and we couldn't wait to see them. Then the next morning, we'd sit in front of the TV and you'd watch cartoons all morning. And then, and then about 11 o' clock it was. It was Bill Cosby and the Cosby Kids and then American Bandstand or my preferred Soul Train because the music was better and the women were hotter. That said, Captain Caveman was one that I forgot. What a terrible cartoon. Jabberjaw, Terrible.
Caller/Guest
Laugh.
Rob Carson
Olympics, terrible. Inch High. Private Eye, terrible. Hong Kong Phooey. My God. Vomitus terrible. But you know what? That's what we had. That's what we had. Here's the good news. Jobless claims still at the lowest time since the 60s.
News Analyst
Jobless claims 197,000. That's once again under 200,000, which was expected.
Rob Carson
And then between the cartoons, there was America Rocks or Time for Timer.
News Analyst
And last month's 187 becomes 188. As we continue to hover in numbers that really were the late 60s. 197, though, of course does comp. We've had some numbers in that area. 197 would take us to the last week in April when it was 190. These are unbelievably contained numbers. And once again, I'm not sure how much info it gives us. Probably a lot of fraud taken out of these programs over the last year.
Rob Carson
Yeah, here's. Here's some other good news that Jesse Waters always does a great job running down the laundry list of how we're kicking Iran's butt. We'll. We'll start with General Kane here. Jack. Jack. Keith, I should say.
Caller/Guest
And then.
Rob Carson
And then all the good news that's happening in Iran as we're kicking Iran's butt. But this is daylight attacks, night attacks, and they're going on for a couple of weeks.
Co-host/Guest
Were armed and dangerous. The War Department struck a multibillion dollar deal. Listen to this for more Patriots. They're valuable. The Patriots have been protecting Saudi oil out in the Red Sea. The Navy also ordered nine new attack ships, each one holding 40 Tomahawks and the future hypersonic long range strike missile. And they run on nuclear, so no need to refuel for about 33 years.
Rob Carson
That's kind of cool.
Co-host/Guest
On top of that, five new Columbia class boomer submarines, over 20,000 tons of pure force carrying the Trident to D5 nuclear ballistic missile. Once deployed, she'll be hauling most of our sea based nukes. The blockades already armed to the teeth. The Pasidin has been hunting the Iranian Mosquito fleet over the strait. And our devil dogs are waiting on our warships ready for action. Now the Saudis are joining the fight, launching devastating blows to Iranian militia targets in Iraq. The gay Ayatollah is terrified. Reports say he's using a body double. His own caretakers don't even know if they're taking care of him or a fake. If he's still alive, he better stay in his cave because Trump's ready to slice off another layer of leadership.
Rob Carson
There you go. That's the good news coming out of Iran. And we are kicking butt and taking names. Most of those names Muhammad. And you know what, Democrats you've been, you have absolutely disparaged our military. You've never supported them and they've done a brilliant job and we commend them as they bring down that source of terror for 47 years whether Democrats like it or not. Mary Walter joins us next. Don't go anywhere. This isn't the end of a fight. It's the start of one. Lioness, the critically acclaimed original series from Taylor Sheridan returns August 2nd only on Paramount. It's the new season. Hidden networks, foreign operatives and personal betrayals collide while Joe walks the line between duty and family. Don't miss Lioness. Starring Zoe Saldana, Michael Kelly. With Morgan Freeman and Nicole Kidman. Streaming August 2nd only on Paramount. Plus. Hey guys, it's Carson for Ghostbed. Do you really want another summer like last summer? Barely sleeping because you were too hot all night? People blame summer heat for bad sleep when it really may be their mattress trapping heat. And if you already sleep, hot summer only makes it worse. That's why I switched to Ghostbed. Helps keep you cool all night. No waking up sweaty tossing and turning or throwing the covers off at 2am Cooling tech is built into every mattress. It's not some expensive upgrade you have to pay extra for. Hot sleepers are some of Ghostbed's happiest customers. Read the reviews. You get incredible support. Less stiffness, deeper sleep, more rested mornings. I got my Ghostbed about six months ago and it changed my life. Ghostbed gives you one out of one nights to try it at home. You can sleep on it all summer long and feel the difference for yourself. How many more summers are you going to waste on bad sleep. Ghostbed is currently having their Fourth of July sale offering my audience an extra 10% off. Go to ghostbed.comcarson. use the promo code carson. That's ghostbed.comcarson. promo code carson.
Caller/Guest
But there's something about Mary that they don't know. Mary. There's just something about Mary.
Rob Carson
You know, I, I don't think I've ever asked Mary. Walter, if you've seen the movie. There's something about Mary. Have you seen the movie?
Mary Walter
Of course I've seen it. Not see the movie.
Rob Carson
It's such a good movie.
News Analyst
It is.
Mary Walter
It's really funny.
Rob Carson
It's a masterpiece. It's an absolute masterpiece. Welcome to the show.
Mary Walter
Masterpiece.
Rob Carson
Oh, I would. Yes. As far as comedy is concerned, did you realize that, you know the two guys in the beginning who sing, you know, they sing and they set it up. There's something about Mary that is a convention taken from the. The 1960s movie. It was with Jane Fonda. Can't remember. But anyway, it was, it was a throwback to us. This. What was the name of her. She was in a western. It was really funny. It was a comedy. But anyone think about it? But it was. It's. It's a genius. It's a genius movie. It really is. I would, I would say it's Gen X's Blazing Saddles. Almost just as offensive. Not quite as offensive, actually. So how's your week been, by the way?
Mary Walter
My, my week has been a little crazy. Yeah, I'm going on the air in an hour and.
Rob Carson
Oh, all right.
Producer/Assistant
All right.
Rob Carson
Well, you do a lot of shows around the country, by the way. We know this. What'd you think of the Tony Fauci pleading the fifth 111 times? I gotta hear your things. Their thoughts on.
Mary Walter
Okay, listen, I know it was on really early in the morning, but I was so tempted to pop a beer or open a bottle of bourbon. Like, I don't know, I'm still in bed. It started at 9 o' clock in the morning. It's like double digits yet. What do I do? So I was super tempted. Obviously I did not, but I did have popcorn for breakfast. It was so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so good. And what was even better was the left tap dancing to try to figure out how to cover for him.
Rob Carson
I know, I know. And, and all of the, you know, the, the what's Abby Normal over on cnn. Abby Phillips, whatever. And, and, and Scott Jennings going at it. And you know, it really is remarkable. It really is remarkable. It's very obvious what this man did. Okay? He is America's Mengele. And, and now we know that there are. There's no depths to which will defend the left or Democrats. And I mean, this is it. I mean, this is. I don't know what else. I don't know how. No, they can't go lower. They can't go lower, but they can,
Mary Walter
because there was no coverage of Anthony Fauci's diary on the mainstream on cbs. They did nothing. That doesn't even exist to their viewers. They know nothing about that.
Rob Carson
Yeah, it's. It's remarkable.
Mary Walter
And when you say something to them, they think you're lying. Oh, you're a trumper.
Rob Carson
Of course, of course, of course.
Mary Walter
No, that's actually. Oh, well, show me. And then you say. And you send them something like, well, that, that's, you know, Newsmax or that's Fox or that's, you know, and then.
Rob Carson
And they say, look, look, propaganda. Look, here's the. Here's the Washington Post article on it. Supposed to give it credibility.
Mary Walter
Yeah, but it's like when those outlets don't publish it or broadcast it, then to them it doesn't exist.
Rob Carson
I know, I know, I know. You're exactly, exactly right. It's like the. It's like the. No candy aisle in a toddler. You just go to the Nocati owl, they don't even know it's there.
Mary Walter
Exactly.
Rob Carson
You're a wine drinker.
Mary Walter
No, I'm allergic.
Rob Carson
Oh, what? You're allergic to wine? Really? Oh, my goodness. Well, sales are so low in California that California wineries are burning their vineyards. Did you hear about this?
Mary Walter
No. It's another thing you can blame on Gen Z. They ruin that too.
Rob Carson
Well, also, I would mention it, probably not the easiest thing in the world to have a business in the state of California, but yeah, Gen Z is either not drinking or they are not drinking. Hoity Toity wine. They like, you know, White Claw and that sort of stuff, I guess, is what they're drinking these days. My daughter does not drink at all. At all. And I'm grateful for her, actually. Yeah, I think it's fantastic. But the fall grape harvest began in California this month. Thousands of tons of grapes expected to be left on the vine again. Wineries expected to close out in the next two years. Industry is hitting rock bottom. That is just remarkable. One of the things in this article I'm reading from Su Caramungla nailed it. She talked about the. The damage that the movie Sideways did to some wines, like Merlot Well, I
Mary Walter
see the movie, but don't blame the crush of the wine industry. And then I think it's kind of like what you're seeing happen in Bourbon now. You know, wine was very, very, very trendy. And you had wine mommies, you know, and. And everybody had their wine. Especially during COVID It was all about the wine. And everybody was drinking wine, wine, wine, wine, wine, wine. And then it's so. So all these people get into it. Oh, you know, wine's so hot. We're gonna. We're gonna get into it. And rich people get, you know, celebrities, they stick their money into vineyards. Same thing happened with bourbon. There was 10,000, you know, you know, little bourbon distilleries. Same thing with beer. Right. When craft beer was big. Everybody's in it, so it's the same thing. It becomes a glut on the market. People, Everybody jumps in, and then there's so many that you can only sustain, you know, so. So much alcohol consumption.
Rob Carson
Yeah, I know some people are. Well, one of the other reasons that I think the California vineyards are crashing is I stopped drinking six years ago.
Mary Walter
There you go. See, it's your fault.
Rob Carson
But I. But I did. We did the. We. We did the. What was the Franzia in the box? You know, we called it recess. We called it recession wine. And then we just called it wine.
Mary Walter
Yeah, my. My mother was a big wine in the box.
Guest Commentator
Oh, yeah.
Rob Carson
Wine in the box.
Guest Commentator
There you go.
Rob Carson
There you go. Let me see. I got a whole bunch of stuff I want to get to.
Caller/Guest
On the.
Rob Carson
On the show, men don't actually multitask worse. They just stop talking. This is a new study. Men and women multitask about equally well overall, but men talk far less when they're under pressure. And that silence, rather than any skill back gap, may be what feeds the stereotype that women multitask better. What do you think about that?
Mary Walter
I don't know. You know, someone told my husband, and it's so true that women think with their mouths. So we have to talk it out as we're doing it. Like, we have to talk it out, which is fine. Like, if that's how you get through it, God bless you, you know, that's fine. But I just think. I don't know if I buy that. I just don't know if I buy it. And I think to some degree, it's an individual thing as well. When you have kids and you're working, if you're a woman, you have kids and you're working, you are multitasking. Your butt off. Your husband goes to work during the. You go to work, but you're the one responsible for the fact of whether there's any milk there for breakfast in the morning. And you're the one responsible for what's going to happen. What are we going to have for dinner? So I think there's more. The household chores are incumbent upon women that. That inequality has never really righted itself.
Rob Carson
It wasn't that way in my marriage. I did everything. I did every damn thing. I should have made her do some damn housework.
Mary Walter
Exactly.
Rob Carson
You know, it's interesting because when I do a task, when I'm putting something together. For instance, I got this cart that I bought for the studio here in washing DC, and I open up this damn box. There's like 300 screws, and I'm like, holy hell. The greatest challenge of my life was to assemble something in the Newsmax studios without screeching profanity like I do when I put together IKEA furniture. It was. It was something else. It was like. It was really hard. You can't. You can't curse in the Newsmax building.
Mary Walter
I find it hard to believe that when you're multitasking, you don't talk the entire time through the whole thing. So you're the person who disproves it, because I can't even begin to imagine that bliss.
Rob Carson
I talk in my sleep.
Mary Walter
I know you do. I'm sure you.
Rob Carson
Well do.
Mary Walter
You do.
Rob Carson
Well, there's. There's a little rumor for everybody. Mary says Rob Carson talks in his sleep.
Mary Walter
No, no, no, no. Because if. Because if that were true, I would have smothered you a long time ago.
Rob Carson
Oh, God, yes. You would have smothered me with a. You would have smothered me with a. My pillow.
Mary Walter
You have to use my pillow because there's no feathers. So it's hard to get away with.
Rob Carson
So I got a bunch of other stuff I want to talk to you about. Some drivers are taking extre. Extreme measures to ignore all of the new technology in cars because it's becoming an enormous pain in the butt to learn all of it. Also, suicidal empathy. A New York City student, an NYU student, says she would not want her rapist jailed. It gets weird. We're going to cover that and much more on the other side of the break with Mary Walter. Google. Mary Walter Radio. By the way, this is the Rob Carson Show. It is a Friday, and of course, one of our unusual suspects is Mary Walter. Mary Walter Radio. Just Google it. She's everywhere. She's everywhere. She's everywhere. Have you. What. What year is the car that you drive, by the way? Do you have a newer car? Do you have an older car? What do you.
Mary Walter
Well, my car is 2017, but we just got a new car. That's a 2026.
Rob Carson
A 2026. I have a 2022 Bronco, which I thought was stolen yesterday. Did you hear about this? I go out of the parking garage. It was gone. It was gone. I was like Pee Wee Herman when his bike got stolen. If you would have told me that Buck was in the basement of the Alamo, I would have. I would have taken a flight there. I was freaking out.
Mary Walter
They call and tell the police that there was someone on drugs there because you were battling so so quickly.
Rob Carson
I fortunately have him back, and I actually slept in him last night. It was, you know, it was. It was a. It was a very intense moment. So apparently.
Mary Walter
Why was he towed? What did you do or not do?
Rob Carson
They. I parked on the line slightly into the next space in the parking garage at my apartment complex. I didn't know that. They hire somebody to go through the lot, and if you're all. If you're partially in another space, they tow the damn car. You know what else they do, which is not legal? If your. If your tag is inspired, the private towing company will tow your car to their impound lot. That's not a force. That's not a. They're not a law enforcement agency. So I said, you give me in touch with those guys. I almost set them straight, but by the way, they refunded my money, thank you very much.
Mary Walter
Well, first of all, you own a big vehicle and you park like a jerk, so.
Rob Carson
No, I do not. It's not. It's not a very big vehicle, and
Mary Walter
I don't park like a jerk.
Interviewer
You're wrong.
Mary Walter
It's an urban assault vehicle.
Rob Carson
Well, compared to you. What do you drive? A Prius. What do you drive?
Caller/Guest
A Prius.
Mary Walter
Why do you need an urban assault vehicle in a city?
Rob Carson
Because I am. My agent. It's my testosterone replacement therapy.
Mary Walter
That's what I figured.
Rob Carson
So. But, you know. And it's also a metaphor for a lot of other things. These drivers are taking extreme measures to avoid new car technology. A lot of people are literally trying to find either older cars or cars that have less technology because. Because it's become so overwhelming. All of this stuff, all of the. All of the lane departure alert, all of the other things that you need to do in the car, all of the things like there Was a story in this. In this article about a woman. She's kind of a slight individual sitting there, there. And there's a thing. If you start to kind of nod your head a little bit, the car will wake you up. It'll like jerk the car to wake you up. And there are people who are saying, I don't want this. There are people who are like, putting tape on their dashboard to show which buttons to push. That was one of the worst things I hated about selling cars, is showing people how to run all the gadgets. But. But do you. Do you know all that, like all of the stuff of your 2026?
Mary Walter
No. No.
Rob Carson
Yeah. You don't care? You're not gonna try to figure it all out?
Mary Walter
No, don't care. And honestly, my husband drives it more than I do. It's a Jeep Wrangler. And because I was the Jeep fan, I was the one who got the first Jeep. I'm like, we really wanted.
Rob Carson
Hold on a second. Hold on. Your husband drives the same damn car that I do, but a lesser version. It's a Jeep. And you're saying that I'm the guy who parks like a jerk and I got a monster truck. Are you kidding me?
Mary Walter
It's a Jeep brand girl is wrangler that I'm sure is smaller than your Bronco. It's not. Ours is not considered an suv.
Rob Carson
Did he have ducks? Does he have ducks on the dashboard? Does he have ducks on the dashboard?
Mary Walter
No, no, no.
Rob Carson
Is it a four door? Is it a four door or a two door?
Mary Walter
This one's a four door. The last one was a two door. We were gonna go back with a two door again, but we've decided that we never put anyone in the back seat because no one could ever get in there. Yeah, it was really hard in the Jeep to get.
Rob Carson
I hate to tell you this. The Jeep wrangler four door is longer than the Bronco. Thank you very much.
Mary Walter
Well, it's funny because, well, we don't live in a city number one. And if we do, we wouldn't drive that car into a city. It's an urban assault vehicle that.
Rob Carson
It's too big. All right, let me. Let me play this. Nick Shirley was out. And I don't understand this. You know, you got queers for Palestine. Makes a lot of sense. Because if you go to, you know, you can throw off a building. Nick, Shirley asked this NYU student about if, you know, because they want to get rid of prisons and all this about the most idiotic thing you can imagine. And I want you to listen to this woman. She is purely just mentally ill. Let's just say somebody who has raped a woman, would you like them to be
Producer/Assistant
out in the street? I think my answer is yes, even though that's a challenging answer to say.
Rob Carson
So if you got. Would you like your rapist to be
Guest Commentator
out in the street?
Producer/Assistant
Oh, like, let me finish. Because I have been raped and they are out in the street. And I'm not sure, like, them going to jail is a solution to, like, whatever's going on inside their heart or even my own heart that, like, contributed to that experience that I'm having. And I don't want more people to get raped. But I don't know for certain that going into a jail in the United States is going to shift anything inside of their, like, operating system so that,
Rob Carson
yeah, she considers being a rapist their operating system. Mary,
Mary Walter
is it me or there just an unusually large number of these wacky women who claim to have been sexually assaulted? You know, look at Eugene Carroll, who wrote a book about the horrible men, and she claims she has been sexually assaulted and. Or raped, what, something like 31 times? Like, it's ridiculous. Yeah, it's just odd. I'm not. Listen, I'm not discrediting what this chick says. I don't know. I'm just saying it's just a weird thing that I've noticed.
Caller/Guest
Yeah.
Rob Carson
And also, I'll mention, this is the same pathos of the Manson family. This is the same. This is what the women. Women who fall in love with death row inmates. You ever notice that men never fall in love with female death row inmates? There's something weird about it.
Mary Walter
They want a woman who can kick his butt.
Rob Carson
Is that what it is? Is that what it is?
Mary Walter
So Eileen more manly than they are?
Caller/Guest
Well, I don't know.
Rob Carson
I saw Eileen Warnos when she was alive. She was pretty hot.
Mary Walter
She was missing teeth.
Rob Carson
It is just. To me, it's just bizarre. This, this, this. This is a mental illness. This is brought on by leftism. And it is something that. It seems to be unique, more so with young women than others. And we also know that liberal women, younger women, are, like, have a mental illness 60 of the time. So not a big surprise, right?
Mary Walter
Suicidal empathy.
Rob Carson
Yeah, yeah, 100. 100%. We gotta wrap up the. The segment here. Mary, always great to have you on. I don't know if suicidal empathy is a great way to end the. The segment, but certainly a delightful conversation.
Mary Walter
Here we are.
Rob Carson
Here. Here we are. Tell everybody where they can find your Glorious presence online. And where are you gonna be on air today, by the way?
Mary Walter
You don't want me to plug another radio station?
Rob Carson
Okay, no problem.
Mary Walter
I'm not gonna do that. I mean.
Rob Carson
Okay, that's right. That's all right. Tell me about.
Mary Walter
I don't think you want me to do that.
Rob Carson
No, I won't do that. I won't do that.
Mary Walter
Beyond the west coast, if you follow my social media Mary Walter radio, you can find out. And you can also see all my newsmax hits and where I'm going to be all over next week. I'm doing all radio. I'm all over the place. And with like 10,000 news next hits in between. And no sleep.
Rob Carson
You're awesome.
Mary Walter
That'll be great.
Rob Carson
All right, girl. Have a glorious weekend. Always great to talk to you. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. This is not an ev. And it never will be.
Caller/Guest
So with.
Rob Carson
With Jasmine Craggit, everything is about race. And now she's claiming that black women are the most intelligent.
Caller/Guest
You need to talk to any and everybody about voting because as they have the conversation about a monolith. No, we are not a monolith. But certain things apply to all of us. Number one, when they decided to go after quote unquote, dei, black women, the most educated demographic in this country somehow ended up the most unemployed.
Rob Carson
Okay, actually, here's the breakdown of women of color and bachelor's degree or higher. Asian women, number one with 56% compared to black women, 23 or 29%. Hispanic or Latin American. Athena, 22%. Hawaiian Island Pacific Islander, 21%. So there is that. And if you have any doubt about the intelligence of Jasmine Crockett, let me just reminisce.
Caller/Guest
Someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde, bad built, butch body. That would not be engaging in personalities.
Interjector/Caller
Correct.
Caller/Guest
A what now, chairman?
Rob Carson
Yeah. Jasmine Crockett is Deb. She is a societal Deb from St. Louis. She is. She went to a private Catholic School in St. Louis. She's a debutante from St. Louis. She just.
Caller/Guest
And what we not gonna do is stand around where they pull this bull they trying to pull right now. We are gonna be in your face. We are gonna be on your asses.
Jasmine. Jasmine Crockett, crazy as she can be.
Rob Carson
We came up with this on this show, by the way, right here. You know, she.
Caller/Guest
She's a racist from the Lone Star State.
Rob Carson
She's a Deb.
Caller/Guest
Full of anger, full of hate. She talks get up during a protest at the Treasury. She had a meltdown for all the world to see. Jasmine. Jasmine Crockett. She hates you if you're white.
Rob Carson
She's not very smart either. And she's gonna be out of Congress soon.
Guest Commentator
Yay.
Caller/Guest
She threw a tantrum just like. Like Maxine, who wears the worst wig you have ever seen.
Rob Carson
Oh, my God.
Caller/Guest
She tried to take on Nancy Mace. That idea blew up in her face. Jasmine. Jasmine Crockett belongs in a padded cell. Yeah. Yeah. When will she be committed? Only time will.
Rob Carson
Yeah, I don't know what she's gonna do when she gets out of Congress because Jerry Springer died a few years ago so she can be a panelist on the Jerry Springer show anymore. All right, Hour number three of the Rob Carson Show. Christian Toto on the way. Also, bad news for the mayor of New York City and his Piet Deter tax.
Co-host/Guest
Don't go anywhere.
Date: July 31, 2026
Host: Rob Carson
Guests: Mary Walter, various callers & commentators
Podcast: Newsmax Radio (Newsmax Podcasts)
In this lively Friday episode of The Rob Carson Show, Rob brings his signature blend of humor and pointed political commentary to recent developments in American and global politics, with a special focus on the leftward drift of the Democratic Party, the proliferation of “democratic socialism,” censorship, border chaos, and cultural trends. Rob welcomes recurring guest Mary Walter for a wide-ranging, often comedic, look at politics, societal norms, gender dynamics, and pop-culture nostalgia.
(24:00–39:39)
Tony Fauci’s Congressional Testimony (25:00–26:39)
Millennials, Gen Z & California Wine Issues (27:04–29:25)
Gender Stereotypes and Multitasking (29:29–31:30)
(32:43–36:22)
NYU Student and “Suicidal Empathy” (36:28–39:07)
Jasmine Crockett Segment (40:00–42:31)
| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |-----------|---------------------------------------------------| | 01:35 | Family/personal anecdotes | | 04:10 | Elon Musk and GOP fundraising | | 05:53 | The "Insane" Democrat/DSA agenda | | 12:39 | Francesca Hong satire & Hong Kong Phooey bit | | 14:55 | Spain’s border crisis as a socialist parable | | 18:00 | Gen X cartoons & jingle nostalgia | | 19:00 | Jobless claims (economic optimism) | | 20:14 | US military w/ Iran, defense updates | | 24:00 | Mary Walter segment begins | | 25:08 | Fauci Fifth Amendment humor | | 27:19 | Wine industry woes & generational change | | 29:29 | Multitasking/gender roles discussion | | 32:43 | Car tech overload, Bronco story | | 36:28 | NYU student on “suicidal empathy” | | 40:00 | Jasmine Crockett segment, education stats parody |
The show’s tone is satirical, combative, and conversational—marked by rapid-fire banter, punchy pop culture references, and musical parodies. While overtly right-leaning and mocking of progressive policies, the episode is meant to both entertain and energize Rob’s conservative audience.
This episode mixes sharp political commentary with comedic asides, illustrating Rob Carson’s approach to news radio. He rails against the perceived excesses of the left, invokes generational humor, and skewers prominent progressive politicians, all while weaving in guest commentary and relatable anecdotes. Regular segments with Mary Walter add color to the conversation, especially on issues of gender, generational shifts, and the oddities of modern life.
If you missed it: Expect robust right-wing critiques, cross-generational ribbing, and catchy parody songs, all delivered at Rob Carson’s breakneck, irreverent pace.