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Listen to some good music. I think that would be, that would be good. Bill Clinton testifying before members of Congress about his relationship to Jeffrey Epstein. And I mean, obviously, and it's going to be very hard to prove he hung out with Jeffrey Epstein to. How do I put this? Get laid. I'll just put it that way. I mean, it's fairly obvious. You got pictures of him in, in hot tubs. You got him getting, you know, shoulder mass by young women. You know, he's going to Epstein Island. He's on The Lolita Express 27 times, for God's sake. Jeffrey Epstein came to the White House 17 times. And in case you don't remember, Bill Clinton is known for getting it on with a lot of women outside of marriage. So there's that. Whether or not that's going to result in any legal fruit, I'm not sure. But, but certainly he had some financial dealings with Jeffrey Epstein. Here is Jim Comer asked about what he hoped to get out of the questioning of Bill Clinton today. Everyone's seen, there are a lot of photos that have been released by the Department of Justice as well as the Epstein estate. I mean by God, Jeffrey Epstein's foyer in his house in New York had a picture of Bill Clinton in a blue dress. There are a lot of email correspondence that included President Clinton. We know President Clinton had and Secretary Clinton confirmed this yesterday. Jeffrey Epstein was in the White House 17 times. 17 times while Bill Clinton. But she never saw him President. We know that Bill Clinton flew on Jeffrey Epstein's plane at least 27 times. 27. So those are questions that we're going to ask. Everything that most media outlets have reported with respect to pictures and correspondence between Epstein, Maxwell and Bill Clinton. By the way, one of Jeffrey Epstein's emails that they uncovered said that he met Hillary Clinton and she was better looking in person. So there's that. But you know, as far as lying to Congress or you know, any kind of perjury, it's not going to happen because the Clintons are largely untouchable. I'm hoping that maybe the investigation of the Clinton foundation and the COVID up of Hillary Clinton's corruption by the Biden and Obama DOJ will bear some fruit. But honestly they've been able to escape for 30 friggin years. They've been able to get away this for 30 years. Of course Democrats are still and did you notice the other night so their big thing the other night was they were going to bring Epstein victims to the State of the Union address. Even though they sat on the story could not have cared less about the victims of Jeffrey Epstein for four years while Donald Trump was the president. They also could not care less about the hundreds of thousands of women and children trafficked across the southern border to be used for sex and labor. They didn't say anything because the Democrat Party only lives for making political points, scoring political points regardless of the suffering. That's just the way they are. That's, that's the Democrat Party. They don't care how much people suffer. And so they, they're trying to the other night say that Donald Trump was, you know, been messing around with women and Jeffrey Epstein and all and there's no proof of it at all. He even called the police in, in Palm, Palm beach in 2006 saying this guy's a creep. There's stuff going on would have been all this and, and so there, there's that. And then Scott Jennings last night he said to the CNN panel, my God, I don't know. Honestly I don't know. I would, I'm not sure I could get paid enough money to sit on a CNN panel and endure the nonsense of the CNN panel because they are always on the wrong side of everything and without facts completely. And generally what they do is they fill a bluster or they gang up on you to silence you, which is, you know, what your liberal friends do to you if you're a solo conservative at a dinner table. Trust me, I went through it for about 15 years. But that said, here's Scott Jenn saying that basically the Democrats are using the, the Epstein files, like the Steele dossier. There are files all over the country apparently, and they're still collecting them. So I get the process may be a little more onerous than perhaps many people know regarding Trump. I mean, if they end up asking him questions, I assume he's going to end up testifying somewhat about the whistleblower status that he has in these files. I mean, the only real true thing that we know. Yeah. Is that he called up the police in Florida and said, you need to look at this, you need to look at this guy. You need to look at Ghislaine Maxwell. He was telling them, he was warning them about what Jeffrey Epstein was doing. And although you're being quite clear that the President has never been accused of anything, any wrongdoing, you have Democrat after Democrat after Democrat. Even Hillary Clinton just a little while ago, all too happy to go on television and cast aspersions on his character using this idea that while his name appears in the file, they're trying to mislead the American people. It's the Steele dossier all over again. That's all this is. Like I said, is the Steele dossier completely made up and just. And nobody questions it because they're the media and they just go by the words that they're saying. Oh, yeah, his name is mentioned so many times. He must be. And then you got people like on the View and I hope they get their rear end sued off making some sort of intimation about Donald Trump and younger women. None of it happened. Here's abc. A couple weeks ago this morning, a new document coming to light claims in the mid-2000s, President Trump called police about Jeffrey Epstein. Among the 3 million Epstein files released by the Department of Justice last month is a four page FBI report on an interview the Bureau conducted in 2019 with the man believed to be former Palm Beach Police Chief Michael Ryder. Writer and his detectives began investigating Epstein for human trafficking in 2004. According to the document, Trump called Writer around that time and said, thank goodness you're stopping him. Everyone has known he's been doing this. Writer also says Trump said he threw Epstein out of his club and he was around Epstein once when teenagers were present and Trump got the hell out of there. The former police chief says Trump told him to focus on Epstein's associate Ghislaine Maxwell, saying she is evil. Yeah, Here is Anna Paulina Luna yesterday talking about what really was going on with Epstein. And it wasn't necessarily about obviously trafficking women. It was. But why was he doing this with these powerful people?
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I think that, you know, this does kind of. Was this a honeypot operation? Was this intentional? These are all questions. And I will say specifically, Jesse, when I was asking her questions, I was very focused on the potential of the foreign intelligence ties and also too about whether or not she believes specifically we should open up investigations into some of these co conspirators that were women. And that seems to be something that the liberal media does not want to touch or talk about. And so I encourage everyone to look into that because there's a lot there. And I will also state that if you are looking at Jeffrey Epstein's people that he interacted with specifically, I definitely think it's safe to say I think the American people agree with me.
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Sounds like it was a foreign, foreign, excuse me, intelligence oper.
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And I would say, even though Secretary Clinton might not have been able to officially admit it, that she did seem to at least be perceptive to the idea that he was tied to foreign intelligence. And she also had stated that we should follow up on specific ties with him in regards to the three countries that were listed by the Epstein attorneys, Russia, Iran and Israel.
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There you go. And we all know that Hillary and Bill sure love them some Russia. Here's Anna, Paula, Lina Luna basically exonerating president.
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Now, when you hear the Clintons specifically say, oh well, Bill Clinton cut all ties with Jeffrey Epstein before the actual charges were brought forward, well, remember, President Trump has said the same thing. And yet the way that the dnc, the way that the Democrats are trying to use this is to smear the president. And I actually brought this up in the press gaggle today in that we've asked the victims specifically on whether or not President Trump had hurt them and he was exonerated, he released the files and they don't want to report that. What they want to try to do is take this and have say on record whether or not we will subpoena the president to come testify. In which I respond, the president is not considered a person of interest in this investigation. He's been Nothing but cooperative, at least with us and members of the task force. And I think that his record will reflect that he has released all files. It was also interesting to note that we inquired on how many files did President Biden release? The answer is zero.
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Yeah, 100%. They did not care about it when Joe Biden was the president and Bill Clinton was in a hot tub on, on Epstein is with Epstein. I often used to hang before I left his place. I went out with a bank. Jeffrey invited me and I would go again. Was in a hot tub on the island of sin. Hillary said it was philanthropy. That was her way of covering for me. With stupid claims like that we're never gonna win. Was in a hot tub on the island of sin. You'd think my life would be filled with grace because the gals down there, they were underage. You see a caring spouse Hillary has never been. Was in a hot tub on the island of sin. That, of course, is Jim Gossett. If you want to help out Jim Gossett, go to patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy patreon.com Help him out. Give him 10 bucks a month or whatever, 20. But I don't even care. It doesn't matter. But you help him out and he'll send you two songs every day, basically. I can't remember the last time he didn't send me two songs every single day. Become a Patreon member and share it with other people, if you would. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. As Rob Carson show on a Friday. Mary Walter is going to join us out of the hour. I have a bunch of very good stories I'm going to present her when we talk like we do on Friday. And thank God it is, by the way, Newsmax absolutely kick butt on the State of the Union coverage. Four million plus viewers in breakout State of the Union coverage. Rob Finnerty, my friend and Greta Von Susterin did the coverage. I thought Newsmax coverage was outstanding. They had people all over the, all over the city at the Capitol and whatnot. And I think they did a great job. So if you haven't, you know, checked out Newsmax, if you haven't been watching it every night, I would encourage you to do so. I gotta tell you, you know, like, I watch Higby and Higby's up against Brett Bear. I don't, I don't watch Brett Bear anymore. I, I, I was done with him after the election night, 2020 and, and I find his show to be kind of irritating at this point. And if you watch Carl, Carl just brings it to life, man. Carl is every man's man. He is, he and his, his commentaries are just terrific, especially when he talks about military operations. And by the way, it sounds like some things are happening with regard to Iran. Iran is still being belligerent, I guess. A lot of our embassy personnel are being evacuated from Israel and other places. So hopefully, hopefully. And I, and I have a feeling obviously there are chess places, chess pieces being played here in the Middle East. We found out yesterday that F22s are over there. Those are our most deadly fighter planes. We've got C17 transports, we've got air refueling planes over there, we've got heavy bombers, we've got all sorts and two aircraft carrier groups. So clearly we're ready to do something. And we had Benjamin Netanyahu come and visit the White House a couple weeks ago. This is not going to be like what we've seen the last 30 years in, in America. And you know what I'm talking about. I'm talking to you veterans, by the way. And I've worked and met so many of you since 9 11. And you know, we, for instance, in Desert storm with George H.W. bush, went after Saddam Hussein and sent in, you know, troops and everything there and stopped outside of Baghdad. And then of course, what happened with going into Afghanistan and IR Iraq, boots on the ground that didn't have to be on the ground, but we did it and we ended up in a 20 year war with the Taliban. And then we ended up, thanks to Joe Biden, turning over $85 billion in military equipment. And it's been sold and it's been dispersed and it's increased the strength of the Taliban and their crackdown against freedom in Afghanistan. So all of our work there was essentially for naught. Donald Trump is going to let that happen. Donald Trump did a surgical strike with Maduro, was in and out faster than you could order a burrito from Chipotle. You know, with Uber Eats. And I have a. There's a great deal of deliberate thought being put into this, examining Iran's military capabilities, putting into position our military capabilities, working with our allies to ensure that if we do something, there's going to be overwhelming force and there won't be people, it won't be necessary to have boots on the ground. And I just hope and pray from the depths of my soul that the people of Persia are finally freed. I've waited my entire life for this. Most of my adult Life. I think I was in seventh grade when the Ayatollah took over and the hostages were kept. I remember every day the hostages being in the paper or in the coverage for 400 plus days. And, and I just hope that we can take advantage of this situation. As I said, if we could bomb the train tracks to Auschwitz we would do it now. It's time to bomb the train tracks. It's time to do something. And it sounds like we are going to. And it'll be a good thing. It'll be a good thing. Ladies and gentlemen, real quick, we're talking about gold. Gold. I don't know if you knew this but gold's all time high. Happened in January. $5,589 an ounce. About $5,600. January 28th it was, I remember like it was yesterday but it was like four weeks ago. Yeah. That all time gold price didn't just edge past prior highs either. It reset the ceiling in a way that would have sounded unrealistic to investors just a year ago. 2024 and early 2025. Trading at levels that already felt elevated by historic standards. 3 and $4,000 per ounce range was once considered a big psychological milestone for gold. Though gold broke through several barriers, setting new records along the way as investors reacted to sticky inflation, uneven economic data and growing skepticism about how long restrictive monetary policy would stay in place. In other words, people are just unsure, unsure about the economy, unsure about world events and they decided to invest in gold. And then it went through the ceiling and guess what? It's doing it again. It went down to $4,600 and it is back up again. Let's look right now. Now I'll look at the real time. $5,227. It's gone up like 200, $300 this week. It's gone up that much. It's gone up $800 since a month ago when it dropped after 56. Unbelievable. Burt's Gold is my company by the way. You know that. Go to Burt's Gold and just text my name Rob to 989-898 Burt's Gold. We'll get the ball running on, on getting your tax sheltered IRA retirement account in gold. You've got an IRA or 401k that's just laying there like Joe Biden on the beach. It's time to put it in gold. I just put my entire little 401k that I transferred. They said what metals do you want? I said Led Zeppelin and gold. I like my metal Heavy. Thank you very much. Actually, I just went with all gold and, and that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to buy silver eventually and just buy it, you know, because it's, it's, you know, under a hundred dollars. I'll add an ounce or two every month or so, but I'm going to definitely do that as well. A rating for the vbb. Tens of thousands of happy customers. Let Birch gold help you diversify with gold, if you would. You remember that guy the other night, the World War II hero that was and Korean War hero Royce Williams that was honored at the State of the Union. He was honored again yesterday. And I want you to listen to this man because he waited his whole life, 100 years to get to this point to be acknowledged. He has waited all of his time. He was a hero 60, 70 years ago and now he's being recognized in his twilight years. Listen to this. I don't go looking for honors and I can't believe the last couple of days and it's not even in my imagination. Just like any other sailor, I and soldier, which I was once set out to be good at, whatever I do for my country, all I say is God bless America and all glory to God. Wow. Unbelievable. You know, you know, we're probably going to see in our lifetimes the death of the last World War II soldier. We've seen the death of the last Pearl harbor survivor and we're gonna see the passing of the last World War II soldier. And if you see one wearing a hat like that, I saw one at a convenience store when I was driving back to Kansas City. Shake their hand and realize you're meeting history. You're meeting history. It's a sacred and amazing event if you can meet somebody like that and shake their hand and remember it the rest of your life and carry their stories on, on, it's fantastic. On the way, ladies and gentlemen, a Friday unusual suspect, Mary Walter. Next. Don't go anywhere. Hey guys, it's Carson for quints. 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That's quince.com Q U I N C E.com Newsmax free shipping and 365 day return. Quince.com Newsmax. Means of course. Mary Walter joins us on the NEWSMAX Online. It is a Friday. Hello, Mary. How are you doing this Friday?
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Friday I'm doing great. Happy Friday.
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So you're in where are you skiing, by the way? You're in the mountains.
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I'm in Montana.
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Oh my God. In Montana. I saved something for you. I wanted to hear this because this is Lindsay Vaughn talking after her injury while she's skiing. Here we go.
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Complex tibia fracture, also fractured my, my fibular head, my tibial plateau. Just kind of everything was in pieces. And the reason why it was so complex was because I had compartment syndrome. And compartment syndrome is when you have so much trauma to one area of your body that there's too much blood and it gets stuck and it basically crushes everything in the compartment. So all the muscle and nerves and
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tendons, it all kind of dies.
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And Dr. Tom Hackett saved my leg. Real, he saved my life from being amputated. He.
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So you hitting the slopes today?
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No, actually, because we're leaving tomorrow. We're coming back home tomorrow. We skied earlier the week. We skied, you know, like every day. We didn't ski Monday because my husband's out here for a conference. So we ski Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, right? Tuesday, Wednesday. No, we did ski Monday. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. We see Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. You know what? There's, there's not, it's, it's sunny, but it's warm here. And you know, they're not getting any snow. So it's nice, it's warm, which is great. But there is less and less snow every day. So we're not skiing base out there.
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What's the base?
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I don't know, 36 inches, something like that.
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It's not very much actually. So, so, you know, man made snow sucks, by the way, and they happen to do a lot of that.
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They do it in the beginning of the season. But I don't think they've been doing it since now. You know, now they're not doing it now.
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First time I went skiing, I was 25 years old, and I went out to big sky, and it was lovely, but I hear it's gotten quite left. Is that the way it is out there? It's kind of.
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We've been coming out here since 04, so we remember when it was cowboys. Now it's fur fillers and Botox.
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Oh, dear Lord. Snow bunnies. Snow bunnies. Did you hear? A Florida airport has sparked a furious backlash by banning pajamas and crocs in a brutal announcement shaming Scruffy pass. Apparently, this is at Tampa International Airport, and they put up signs that said, it's time to ban pajamas at Tampa International Airport. Now, this was not real. It's not. They're not enforcing it. They're just suggesting. You remember, our transportation secretary said, hey, maybe we try to, I don't know, dress up a little when we go to the airport. I think flying is about the worst thing you could do. Flying commercial, about one of the worst things you could do. They make you take your clothes off, for God's sake, and then stand there like you're in a strip club, hold your hands up while they look at your name, you know? But I. But I do not particularly care to watch people in pajamas out in public. What do you think?
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Yeah, you know, we've been having this conversation a lot lately. It's Covid. Covid absolutely changed everything socially about our country and our human interactions with each other. People don't know how to drive anymore. They drive horrifically. Everybody's all into themselves. Nobody says please and thank you. People are rude. And apparently getting out of bed and putting on a pair of shoes and, like, human ad clothes is now too strenuous.
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Well, you know, they've got these shoes now. I think that Skechers makes them. That you literally could just stand and step into them. That's how lazy we've gotten. That we don't even bother to sit and put shoes on. We just walk over to where you left them. You might have to put in the effort of flipping it over because it's on its side after you kicked it off last night near the coffee table.
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So here's my thing. Those are not from. I don't.
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I don't see that.
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But I can see, like, the. Maybe for older people, that may be really good, you know, for someone who can't camp and over and tie their shoes. And I'm happy if you Put on something that absolutely looks like a shoe. But I have seen so many people in the grocery store in pajama bottoms and slide on slippers, like little pink for the whole nine yards. Slide on slippers. And I'm like, really? Is life that hard for you that you couldn't put on a pair of sneakers like that? Life is that hard. You know, since people have, have lost the ability to interact with each other, we forgot how to behave.
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I, you know, obviously I'm divorced now and now when I go out.
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Wait, when did that happen?
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I know, I know I never talk about it anyway, but, but I actually, I like kind of getting dressed up a little bit, you know, and deliberately, you know, like the only, the only thing that I wear out in public if I go to the grocery store that is not considered, you know, looking fairly decent. It's just my workout clothes and even then it's, it's, you know, it's sweats and a jacket and, but it's not bad. But I would never wear pajamas in public. I just, Nah, you know. Well, first of all, I don't wear
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pajamas and there's a, there's also a very sense of entitlement now. And I do, I do credit. Sorry, sorry Gen Z, but you started this. And Gen Alpha especially, very, very entitled and you know, ignorance combined with entitlement is a very dangerous combination.
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Yeah. And I mean I see I, you know, and not only that, but also just some of the clothes that are being worn and I don't want to sound like a prude or anything but you know, there are some outfits you see out in public that you, you'd think you're going to be, be paying for the hour for a date with that person. You know, a little, you know, know a little much.
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Yeah, yeah, I, I agree. And with the other part of it is that they'll just look at you and go, okay, Boomer. And then they denigrate you for your age. You couldn't have a valid point. They attack you personally. And that's where we are in human discourse. There is no human discourse.
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Gotcha, gotcha. Would you, would you go to Mexico now? I don't know.
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I'm going to between Israel and Mexico this, this time of year.
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Oh, I would so go to Israel. Hell, I'd go to Gaza right now rather than go to Mexico for goodness sake. It's fairly safe over in Gaza right now.
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Now. Well didn't you see they just put up the anti air or some, some battery thing in front of the Knesset, they're preparing for an attack from Iran.
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Yeah. Well, I think that the strike is going to be against Iran and they're obviously concerned about a retaliation. I think the trigger is going to get pulled this week. What do you think? Do you think the trigger is going to get pulled this weekend?
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I don't know. Trump is very good at, you know, pressure campaigns.
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Yeah.
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So who knows? Who knows? And I love the fact that we don't know, nor should we. And I love it.
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Yeah. We have to take down the Ayatollah. The Ayatollah has to go. You cannot leave someone in power, particularly after the Iranian people are expecting us to help them out. And they've killed 35,000 of them since the crackdown. So I think the Ayatollah has to go.
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We do not do regime change well. And the Iranians can't decide whether they want the Shah back or they want something else. So that's going to be another mess, mess. And there'll be a power vacuum and then you got problems.
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I think things have changed. I think we have a president who's being much more deliberate than those who have come before. The two Bushes who sent in troops. And I believe there is going to be a kinetic, Kinetic strike, an overwhelming strike. And it's being very well planned out. And we've got some allies working with us to avoid an extended conflict. That's what I think. Anyway. Listen, we got some more stuff to cover on the other side of the break. Mary Walter, as we interrupt your vacation, if that's cool. Okay. Okay.
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That's fine. Rob, you were the only show that I did all week.
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Lovely, I appreciate that. All right, let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Let me share Brian's story from Alabama. He tells us about Relief Factor trying it for just three weeks. At least 90% of my pain was gone. My pain had started to limit me at work and at home. And I'm amazed at the relief I've gotten. Those are Brian's own words, and they speak volumes about what Relief Factor can do. I've seen that kind of transformation myself. And hearing Brian's experience just reinforces why I'm so passionate about sharing this with you all. Don't wait if you're dealing with daily pain. Launch your three week quick start and see what Relief Factor can do for you. Call 804 RELIEF. That's 804 RELIEF. Or go to relieffactor.com that's relieffactor.com how will it feel to be out of pain.
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Uber says it will launch Uber Air in Dubai later this year, letting riders book all electric air taxis directly in the Uber app.
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The Uber taxi, flown by a certified
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commercial pilot, will seat four passengers and take off vertically with six propellers flying up to 200 miles per hour. The aircraft is now in the final stages of FAA certification.
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Wow. Wouldn't that be cool? Uber Air, fantastic. You know, we always see like the movie Blade Runner or Fifth Element. You got the aircraft flying through the air and all that stuff. It looks like the Jetsons is becoming a reality. Would you take an Uber Air taxi?
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Well, it's flown by a, I believe it's at a commercial pilot. I don't know if this a commercial or private. If he, if he or she is in the vehicle with me. Probably.
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Yeah.
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I don't see they're doing it like remotely. Oh, hell to the know.
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Yes. I wouldn't like, for instance, fly seven miles to the Kennedy Center. I would maybe go to REHOBOTH from, from D.C. or I'd go, if I was in Kansas City. I'd maybe take Uber Air to, you know, St. Louis or something like that. I don't know if, I don't know if I'd want to do, you know, I don't know how affordable a, you know, know a 10 mile ride would be on Uber Air.
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Yeah, it all depends on cost and things like that. I, I, I don't know, I, I'll worry about that when I, that bridge, if I ever get to it.
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I think you and I are probably gonna have robots taking care of us in our old age. You know that, right?
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Nope, nope, nope. Creepy Asians love robots. I don't know what that is, but Japanese people love robots. I find them to be the creepiest little freaking things ever. Like the little robot dogs and even there's a big box stores near us. Every now and then you hear this beep, boop, beep, boop, beep, boop. I'm like, what the hell is that? And here comes a robot down the aisle, is doing inventory. I have to get out of the aisle. It is the creepiest thing as it's coming towards me. So they paint like a little smiley face on it. I'm like, nope, nope, out.
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I, I don't know, man. I'm not thinking I'm gonna want a robot. Elon Musk has got these robots and they're gonna be able to do house cleaning and they're gonna be able to do all sorts. I'm gonna get, I'm I'm going to get a robot. I want to get a hot one. Like an ex machina. I want to get a hot one. Hot robot.
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B
Musk's Robots. The best you're going to do is, you know, put your bikini on them.
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A
Well, you know, considering my luck with women, the robot is my best option at this point. So there's that.
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B
There is that robot.
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A
What the hell? Yeah. Honestly. Honestly, it's just so bizarre. It's. I don't know. I've had a membership on match.com for like six or eight months now. And you know what you get on match.com? you get a pen pal for about a week. And then, you know, it's just weird. It's just weird.
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B
Well, you know what? Here's the thing. I think maybe we should. In the new year, we should try to find you a woman. All right? And we should launch some kind of campaign. But here's the thing is I'm going to make you date ready. I think you're not dating ready.
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A
Why not?
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B
Do you really want to go into that on the air?
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A
I do not want you exposing my emotional house or cards on the air because it will come tumbling down. You know, she'll go, it'll blow right down
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B
some friends, and then I'll be able to watch. And then I can assess everything that you're doing and tell you what you're doing wrong.
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A
And it'll all be about my social media. That's what you'll do. You'll be like, well, you didn't share this. I show your media, you know, whatever. Or your apartment is too groovy, or, I don't know. You'll see. I know what it'll be. You'll. Something like that.
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B
Well, then don't complain that she can't find a date.
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A
So the University of South Alabama is offering a queer animal animal research lab. Did you hear about this?
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B
No. What now?
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A
Queer animals exist. It's just biology, is what they say. And you can tell who the. The gay monkeys are. It's the tree that has a chandelier in it. And it is fabulous too, by the way, the lighting. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The rainforest will never be the same.
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B
Wait, do they have neon lights going up their circular stair trees?
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A
No, those are the divorced monkeys that are desperate for a date and haven't had their own place in decades.
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B
Here's the thing, they don't. They never name them. Perfume Name Death. There's no perfume out there named Desperation for a reason.
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A
The Comparative and Cognition Lab is a program of the USDA Department of Psychology promoting queerness through research on queer animals. I have no friggin idea. It's so stupid.
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B
Can someone let Doge know about this?
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A
Who?
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B
These people. I thought we were past all of this. Like we were in the hot tub here talking to some people where we're staying and we just, you know, referring to Covid as the stupid times. And we were laughing at all the dumb crap that we did. And this to me is one of those things like who? Why do we need to know if there are gay animals? Do they even know they're gay? They probably don't even know they're gay.
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A
It's a giant virtue sick signal. It's a giant. There's no scientific evidence. Occasionally a male monkey will hump another male monkey, but they're not, you know, decorating their, you know, they aren't gay bears, you know, decorating their dens and, you know, they have the best music and everything. It just, it happens every once in a while, you know, whatever. But it's not, it's all, It's a virtue signal.
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B
For whom?
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A
For the people who run the program. They can say, oh, yes, you know, listen, humans aren't the only ones who are queer. It's animal. Animals too, you know, that's what it is. It's a giant virtue signal and it's a waste of money.
- [35:54]
B
Listen, I don't care. I have no problem with you being gay. You want to be gay, knock your socks off. I don't care. It doesn't bother me. And I don't need for you to tell me that you know, that baboons are gay. I, I, that there are gay baboons.
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A
I don't care about the gay baboons because they got those big red rear ends and they got the, you know, the dust.
- [36:14]
B
Those are specific baboon. I forget which ones they are. And I know the name, but I can't figure it out. But it doesn't make me change my opinion one way or the other. Doesn't matter to me. They also throw their feces at other monkeys. So, so we should be doing that.
- [36:28]
A
Democrats like to do that too. To ICE agents. Actually, they do. Actually, Democrats do. At ICE agents, it's not feces. They put urine in a bottle or something like it's the same thing. It's the same.
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B
All right, fair point.
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A
On that note, we're gonna wrap up this week's edition of Mary Walter on Friday and you will be back next week. Obviously from your ski vacation. Where can people find your awesome podcast and whatnot?
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B
Yeah, my live cast is Tuesday 7:15pm Eastern Time live on YouTube rumble and get her. Just look for Mary Walter. Radio audio is available on Apple podcasts Spotify and Spreaker. And the wonderful Rob Carson was just on with me last week.
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A
It was fun.
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B
You can catch Rob on the latest episode because I did not do one this week.
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A
All right, girl, have a good. Have safe travels in a glorious week and we'll talk again soon.
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B
Okay, thanks, honey.
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A
Have a great weekend. All right, let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. There we go. That is Chris Stapleton is who that is. Actually, I love me some Chris Stapleton. He is an amazing, amazing vocalist. I always said if I could interview Chris Stable, then I the first thing I'd say to him is if you would have would not have been discovered. It would have been the greatest tragedy I could possibly imagine because he's such a friggin brilliant guy. The other day I was just popped up on my playlist. Tennessee Whiskey. You know Tennessee Whiskey. Everybody knows Tennessee Whiskey. And it's just. I've heard that song a thousand times, but every once in a while it hits me like I just heard it for the very first time. Time. And it is, it is really remarkable. Absolutely remarkable. We got a lot of stuff I want to get to before the end of the the show I want to get into. Kristi Noem was. Was on talking to Patrick Bet David yesterday and she found a secret skiff where people were looking at classified documents unwittingly to her. And then also she found out that she was being surveilled by several DHS insiders. Okay, we got that coming up on the other side of the break. And also John Solomon. John Solomon has been doing a little digging in Fulton County, Georgia, and he said that the DOJ gave $2 million to Fani Willis. Just gave her, wrote her a check, deposited $2 million. Our government is so filthy, rotten, corrupt from top to bottom. It's worse than I could have ever imagined. And it's being uncovered. But sooner or later, we're gonna have to start seeing some heads roll, don't you think? Don't you think? Oh, also Harmony Dylan. She's suing 30 states because they won't share the voter rolls. And so we'll get to that for sure. Lamborghini has scrapped its first EV launch. Do you know why? Because nobody wants a freaking EV Lamborghini or performance car, you know why? Because when you got a performance car, you want a little engine noise. That's the way it is. That's why you're never going to see an EV Indy 500 because you'll just see cars going, making no noise at all flying by you. And it's an empty, it's empty, it's empty. It's like watching baseball without a play by play announcer to some degree. Or football without a play by play announcer who brings the game to life. Lamborghini is scrapping its first EV launch call. Again, an expensive hotel. Steven Winklebin. Doesn't he just sound like a Lamborghini developer? Luxury automaker will replace the electric Lanzador Lanzador with a plug in hybrid after finding close to zero demand for the Lamborghini EV because nobody wants it. So they're going to plan the cancel the release of its electric vehicle in 2028 due to what the company calls is a lack of consumer demand. Again, because nobody to wants, wants an EV performance car like an EV Challenger. Dodge has got an EV car and it looks really good. It's pretty cool looking but again, it's an ev. Stellantis, the parent company of brands like Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep and ram announced a 26 billion dollar charge earlier this month as it cut back its EV production as well. Because you know, the EVs are pretty amazing. The problem is it takes an outside source to create the energy that's in the battery and you could just actually put a gas engine in it and, and you've got the same thing. So there's that. There is that. We got another hour, the radio program right ahead. Ken Paxton, AG for the state of Texas, also candidate for Senate in Texas, joins us next hour on the Rob Carson Show. Don't go anywhere.