A (8:26)

Actually, there's an argument to be made that red state voters, women, poor white voters could be just as.

B (8:33)

I know you think they're dumb too, don't you? Yeah, I mean, that's the thing. They all look at them like what? Think they're too dumb. What are you talking. Yeah, they are that clueless or they're faking it arguments. I've heard Democrats all week long. What is this? What? Just saying that people are too dumb to get an I.D. makes us. Makes us, you know, like we're calling them dumb. Please don't.

A (8:56)

No, no spaces.

B (8:59)

They're like these birds. Like what, what, what, What? What kind. That's the Democrat. Stupid bird.

A (9:05)

I'm actually tired. You should be thinking about your constituents or your.

B (9:10)

I think they're smart enough to figure out how to vote. Hold on, hold on.

A (9:14)

Most Americans don't have a passport. Many Americans don't have access to.

B (9:18)

Yeah, you know what? I didn't get a passport until like four years ago. I did not have a passport, but guess what? I had an id, their birth certificate.

A (9:25)

Many women, a majority of.

B (9:26)

Oh, my God. How did we get along? How in the hell did we get along through 200, almost 250 years of history until this year. This year when people were too stupid and unable. I mean, just like again, an armadillo in the middle of a highway on its back. This year people are this helpless women.

A (9:46)

Who change their names.

B (9:48)

Oh, yeah. It's because they're debating whether to get an ID to vote so that votes aren't Stolen by the Democrat Party for.

A (9:54)

Marriage have to provide additional proof that they changed their.

B (9:58)

Yeah, you do. Go get it done. You got nine months.

A (10:01)

Always in order to register.

B (10:03)

I have heard Democrats respond to the.

A (10:06)

Substance of what I'm saying.

B (10:08)

Your substance is crap, and substance is this. You know what you do with crap? You flush it.

A (10:15)

It's not just about married women and.

B (10:19)

Rural people are too stupid to figure out how to register to vote. The country that's built on rugged individualism in the year 2026. Now, after all that we've been through, some people in our country who have struggled to, you know, to succeed, to set records, to become famous around the world, to invent, suddenly they're all helpless to get an id and it's all because the Democrat Party doesn't want the vote to be fair. They want to steal votes. It's very obvious. Here is Elon Musk. Elon Musk, who was called a Nazi because he wanted to get rid of government waste, talking about it. So California and New York and Illinois lie like crazy. Yeah. And say that these are all legitimate payments. Well, these days that I think they've. They're even admitting that they literally want. They bring in third world people who go, oh, my God, I've never eaten so well in my life with this, you know, $4,000 a month in SNAP benefits and free rent and all of that. I lived in a mud hut in Somalia, for God's sake. I'm going to vote Democrat forever if you pay me hundreds of billions of dollars for illegals. Yeah. You get these transfer payments for every. I know you're thinking what I said there was outrageous, but it's actually a perfect distillation of what they're doing program. You can possibly think of New York, Illinois and other states when they would lie, there was no actual enforcement to say, like, hey, you, you're lying. These, these, these payments are fraudulent now under the Trump administration, that. The Trump administration does not want to send hundreds of billions of dollars fraudulent payments to the states. And the reason you have this, the standoff is because if the hundreds, hundreds of billions of dollars to create a financial incentive to like, to have this giant magnet to attract illegals from every part of Earth, which they did, like 15 to 20 million of them to these states. If that is turned off, the illegals will leave because they're no longer being paid to come to the United States. This is why they're protesting ice. This is why they want to shut down the dhs. This is why they want to end Deportation. You get it. Stay here. And then Democratic Party will lose. Fairly obvious. There's a lot of voters. The Democratic Party wants to destroy democracy by importing voters. You know, the Republican Party disagrees with that. And the ruse is that if you don't accept and if you don't believe me. When is the last time you were allowed to go live in the Roosevelt Hotel in Manhattan for a year without paying a dime while getting free SNAP benefits and free childcare? Oh, yeah, you'd never get that because you're an American citizen. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Fasten your seatbelt deep state. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. It's the Rob Carson Show.

A (13:15)

Look, as I hear my colleagues on the other side of the aisle, what I hear is, same racist, misogynistic trash, different decade. Republicans are invoking historical policies intended.

B (13:25)

Let's be clear. Yes.

A (13:26)

To disenfranchise Americans.

B (13:28)

Yes.

A (13:28)

Especially working people, women, students, indigenous people. Anyone who can't afford the burdens of a new bill.

B (13:36)

Yeah.

A (13:36)

The Save America act is yet another Republican attempt to intimidate and suppress the votes of anyone. Anyone who threatens their extremist white supremacist agenda.

B (13:47)

Wow. She's so full of crap. There's corn and peanuts floating in her eyes. I swear to God. Unbelievable. That is Democrat Representative Delia Ramirez, who suddenly, in the year 2026, has decided after 200 years, 50 years of history, that there are only a few different kinds of people who cannot get an id. Even though you need an ID for just about everything in your life, it is remarkable the depths to which the Democrat Party will sink to think the worst of you. They really do. They always think the worst of you. Whenever something comes up, they immediately think the worst of you. And they're thinking the worst right now. It's almost. It would be cartoonish if there weren't so many people who agree with them. We got Kevin in Alexandria, Virginia, Right here in Northern Virginia, wants to join us on the Newsmax hotline. Hello, Kevin. How you doing, brother?

C (14:33)

Hello, Rob. Shout out to the Rumble family real quick.

B (14:36)

Oh, you're a rumbly Roo, baby.

C (14:39)

Hey, I'm in the car today. I have been working on this issue for the last 20 years, and I'm gonna show you how Democrats lie to you. First of all, if you're an elderly person and I'm black. Black enough like Bo Snurney Lee. If you. If you ask the. If you are elderly and you ask the Department of Aging and most states, Rob, and say, call them up and say I don't have an id. You know what happens, Rob? That as long as you have all the papers proving who you are, they will send a van out and they will make you an ID on the spot. What if. No, no, no, no, no, Rob. If they don't, and if you're a.

B (15:20)

Black person, they will not do it. If you're a black person or a woman.

C (15:25)

Yeah, of course, according to Democrats. But if you can't get, if they can't do that, they will pick you up in a government car, take you out to the dmv, either get you a driver's license or state issued id. So this crap about minorities not being able to get an ID is a bunch of crap. Oh well, people, you know, people who don't have birth certificates. If you don't have a birth certificate or a copy of a birth certificate, guess what, Rob, you call the same department of aging and what they will do is they'll get a lawyer or a paralegal, which I am, okay, pro bono. And they will research the records, find out your birthday and guess what you get for free from the state birth certificate.

B (16:09)

Just like Barack Obama.

C (16:13)

So all this crap, Rob, about. Oh well, disempower, disenfranchised minorities and all that. Democrats have fought for the last 25 years against any type of voter ID. If I. You know this yourself, Rob, you went to Capitol Hill. What did you have to do before.

B (16:32)

You went through the metal?

C (16:33)

Detective?

B (16:34)

I think I had to show an id, but I'm a white privileged person.

C (16:38)

But I used to work up there. Rob, you have to show an id even if you're an employee. They give you a Capitol Hill id, but you still have to show it to the nice Capitol Hill police.

B (16:47)

Kevin, here's the deal, dude. Because you don't have to show one when. Because it's racist and sexist to, to, to vote, to have show an id, you should be able to go up to Capitol Hill and say it's racist and sexist. I'm not identify myself and I'm going right in.

C (17:02)

But hold on, Rob. And I know you got other callers. Guess what happens when you go to the DNC convention. Guess what you have to show to.

B (17:09)

Get in an ID. Yeah.

C (17:14)

200 Alex. So why all of a sudden do I have to show ID for everything else but voting? Oh, no ID at all.

B (17:23)

Well, the thing is the Democrat party will insult any population and you know, use to make a stupid point. Honestly, think of what they're doing to the populations that they're saying people of color, black people, you know, Native Americans now. Women. Women. You know what, Kevin, did you hear this? They said that. They said that because women have to change their name when they get married and all that, and then they got to change it back. You know what they're actually saying? They're saying that women can't survive without a man in their life. That's what they're saying. That's what they're saying.

C (17:57)

Here's the other thing, Rob. If you don't have time enough to get your new id, then you take a copy of your marriage license to the day you vote. And guess what? In the state of Maryland, where I live, you know, under the Great West North.

B (18:12)

Oh, dear God, guess what?

C (18:14)

They'll allow you. I'm being sarcastic.

B (18:16)

Of course you are.

C (18:19)

Guess what? My wife did it when I married her 18 years ago. We got married in October and November was an election. Guess what? They. We took a copy of her marriage license. Her name went from Gray to Martin, and guess what? She was allowed to vote.

B (18:36)

Rob, I know it's crazy. People talking about they're just using the different, you know, ethnicities and sexes and all. They, they only use it to. To make some sort of idiotic point. And they always think the worst of people and they always. Even if they don't, and I don't think they. They don't believe it, but they are willing to throw people under the bus and make them look like stupid and disparage them to get what they want to do. And that's the most insulting thing about the Democrat Party.

C (19:03)

Well, of course they do. They honestly believe that they're the most intelligent out there. They are above everyone else. All of us are like peons. They look down from their ivory towers, whether it be at Harvard or Princeton or anywhere else. We're just little feudals. And as I tell people, I was on a plane one time, Robert. Rob. And this guy obviously was from England due to his accent. And he looks down, we're over Colorado and he says, well, what's that down there? That's beautiful down there. Snarky, liberal, I guess he was flying with says, oh, that's just fly over country.

B (19:38)

No. 1, of course, of course, of course. That's the way they are. They are a bunch of elitists and they insult people when they. And they say things like this, Kevin, I appreciate you, man. Nice to have you on the rumbly roo as well, man. Have a glorious weekend. Have a Glorious weekend. Angel, you hold on. You're going to be next. You're going to be next. But you know, this is what, this is what women think or white liberal women think about the minorities and voting that's harder for black people to go online. Well, I feel like they don't have the knowledge of how this is as racist as they get how it works. A lot of people have smartphones, but you might not have data for most of the communities.

A (20:10)

They don't really know what is out.

B (20:12)

There just because they're not aware or like they're not informed.

A (20:14)

I also think there's a repression of.

B (20:16)

Like black voting with how they, how if you're a convicted felon, you're not allowed to vote and everything.

A (20:22)

And look at swing states like Florida.

B (20:25)

That'S a huge population of the, of the like African American. Yeah, those are white liberal Karens who have been, they are, they don't even realize how filthy, rotten racist they are. What they just said is such a profound, you know, they go after Aunt Jemima and they got rid of Uncle Ben. Like somehow they were racist. They were icons and people that love the brands and it made Aunt Jemima famous. But meanwhile, you know, Muffy over here or Caitlyn with a K can say that. Oh yeah, black people can't vote because they're criminals. They can't get an ID because they're stupid and they're criminals. I mean, honestly. Wow. Just wow. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson joke. Hey guys, it's Carson for quints. You know, a well built wardrobe is about pieces that work together and hold up over time. That's what Quint's does best. Premium materials, thoughtful design, everyday stables that feel easy to wear even as the weather shifts. Quince has everyday essentials. I love the quality that lasts, by the way. Organic cotton sweaters, Polos for every occasion, lighter jackets to keep you warm in the changing season. The list goes on. Now Quince works directly with top factories and cuts out the middleman. So you're not paying for brand markup, just quality clothing. Everything is built to hold up to daily wear and still look good season after season. I have a great wool blazer that has the ladies turning their heads even if they're not looking at me. And then of course, a cashmere sweater, ridiculously soft, doesn't cost a fortune as well. Refresh your wardrobe with quince. Go to quince.com newsmax for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Now available in Canada too. That's quince.com q u I n c e.com newsmax free shipping and 365 day returns. Quince.com newsmax. Now I understand you don't support things.

A (22:26)

Like a passport for example, but requiring.

B (22:28)

Basic ID in order to vote is really popular. Yeah. A Pew poll from a few months ago showed 83% of Americans, including 71%.

A (22:38)

Of your fellow Democrats support requiring an ID to vote. Why are they wrong?

C (22:47)

I haven't said that they're wrong. We know that states are the ones.

B (22:52)

Who are empowered to say they're wrong. He's just saying that some people are too stupid to get one. That's what the deal is. Here's Jim Gossett is Al Sharpton on voter id the Rob Carson show when voter ID is disgust we put up such a fuss cause we like to cheat. An ID with a photograph we'll eliminate riff raff and we'll get beat Ba.

C (23:27)

Ba ba.

B (23:30)

Don'T like that Save act. No cause fraud it will combat be tougher to win when you're a Democrat. Impossible. The SAVE act is a major threat and you can bet it's something we fear those most. If you must show a photograph to the election stamp. Yeah. Then we are toast. Yeah. Can't steal elections anymore. No illegalos. Fair election that is. Jim G. You want to help him out? Go to patreon.com jim Gossip comedy if you would like to help him out. Yeah, it's all just kind of ridiculous and stupid and Democrats of course always think the worst of Americans about everything and now they're thinking the worst of people because they want to use you as a tool. They want to use black people and women as a tool to get what they want, which is to stay in power, to rule against the will of even Democrats and to enrich themselves and others and also fill the voter rolls of people who are leaving their states because the state sucks so badly. There you go. I completely just encapsulated that I want to talk to Angela in Glen Burnie, MD. Hello Angela and Happy Friday to you.

C (25:03)

Happy Friday to you. I love your program and what you do. I just wanted to say that I had to take my 80 year old aunt to the Department of Motor Vehicle and stand in line to get her photo ID just so she could move in senior housing. And so I don't understand what these people are saying because people have said that to me. Well, everybody can't get a photo ID and she had to get it just to move in to the housing.

B (25:30)

What you should have done, you just should have told them it's sexist to require an ID and you wouldn't have had to go through the work.

C (25:41)

But anyway, I don't understand it. And thank you for being so informative to let people know what's going on. My local news doesn't. My local news. I don't even watch this in Baltimore anymore.

B (25:53)

Oh, I know.

C (25:54)

It's as bad as lying when they leave information out and that's what they do all the time. When President Trump does something great, they don't talk about it.

B (26:04)

Ignore it. They ignore 100%. Yeah.

C (26:06)

Thank you. I enjoy your program very Angela, you made my day.

B (26:10)

Thank you very much. I appreciate you, I really do. You guys been watching this Apple News? I don't know what the hell Apple News is. Apple News, Tim Cook's got this news network and they. A lot of people get their app news from Apple News. Well, the problem is Apple News garners all of its coverage from left wing sources. This is exactly what they did around the year 2020. They censored all conservative speech on social media. They would go after Newsmax. They would go after Fox to some degree. They'd go after all of these. This is why. This is why Newsmax is so big. This is why some of these conservative outlets are so big. Because they censored us. And here's Tim Cook years later doing the same crap. And fortunately the FCC is getting involved.

A (26:57)

Have you ever wondered why your niece or your next door neighbor or that crazy woman.

B (27:00)

This is from MRC TV by the.

A (27:02)

Way, that your kids school is buying all of this left wing garbage.

B (27:04)

Actually this Media Research center and sounds.

A (27:07)

Like an MSNBC bobblehead every time they open their mouth. Yes, here's why. More than 140 million people use the Apple News app every month making it one of the most popular news apps in the world. So it matters what stories go on it. We at the Media Research center analyzed more than 600 articles featured in the Apple News morning editions in the month of January, which is one of the app's most high traffic time slots. Of those, 440 were from left wing rags like the AP, NBC, the Washington Post and the New York Times. All of them painted the Trump administration's.

B (27:38)

Foreign and all of them are dying media by the way. All of those are suffering. Nobody's watching. We found out that CNN has lost 60% of its viewership. This is how Apple keeps them afloat.

A (27:49)

Immigration policies negatively. Not one single article from a Right leaning outlet or perspective like Fox News or the New York Post was featured. Not one. In fact, as of Monday, Apple News had gone 96 consecutive days without featuring a single story from a conservative news outlet.

B (28:06)

I think it's time we bad bunnied Apple News.

A (28:08)

It's top stories. The last one was on November 5th when they ran a piece from the Telegraph about the civil war in the Sudan. This is why millions of Americans don't know about things like the violent criminal aliens being arrested by ICE or the true impact of voter fraud and think that there's evidence that Donald Trump abused children contained in the Epstein files. There's not. Because millions of Americans rely on big tech to supply them with their news and all they're getting is left wing propaganda slop.

B (28:34)

Yeah, 100%. I remember when I lived in Maryland and I had these liberal friends who don't talk to me anymore and they would use the, the Washington Post as a source in an argument with me and I'd say, are you kidding me? And they would, they would just look at me like you doubt the Washington Post? What? What? What? And I'd be like, of course I do, of course I do. I mean, but they're that blinded. They are that blinded. I take it my news from a variety of sources. Okay, I don't watch MSNBC because if I did I start drinking again. But I, I get clips from MSNBC and every time I look at them they go, and this isn't even out of context. They're a bunch of morons. Same goes with cnn. I played you a little segment there from Scott Jennings and Abby Normal and, and there was, I mean it's kind of. And she looks like an idiot. So there, I'm giving you a compendium. I, I don't lie here, guys. I don't lie here. I don't make stuff up here. Uh, here's Caitlin Collins. She says Caitlin College, are you ready to she Caitlin Collins. Oh my Lord, it's Caitlin with a K. By the way, if I ever became the president United States, my first act as the president would be one spelling of Caitlin and Megan. That's it. One no me, Y, G A N, none of that crap. None of that C, A, I, Y T, L, N Y and what. Hello Caitlin. One spelling for both of them here is Kaylan Collins. She says that CNN is not one sided and anti Trump.

A (30:12)

You know, they always argue the media is biased against them and doesn't cover them fairly.

B (30:16)

Even though we cover them, I think fairly inaccurately.

A (30:19)

You wanted the focus to be on the subject matter and not on you.

B (30:23)

Personally as a reporter. And so I always try to, you know, keep that distance in terms of that.

A (30:28)

And I think keeping your composure, this.

B (30:29)

Is why you guys covered up Joe.

A (30:31)

Biden's mental decline point is important because you never want to prove them right on that front. They are right.

B (30:37)

That you're, you are certainly unbiased. I mean, now that we know that the Russia collusion hoax was just that. I mean, you guys were completely unbiased in that coverage. They were conspiring with Russians. Not colluding. Let's just not use the word colluding. They were conspiring with the Russians. It was a conspiracy. So if you. No collusion. That's been misproven. No collusion. A conspiracy, a criminal conspiracy. Possibly.

A (31:00)

The bottom line allegation of this unproven dossier is that Russia didn't just attack our election. They did so with the knowledge of and support of the Trump campaign.

B (31:08)

That's not true.

A (31:08)

That the Trump folks were in on it.

B (31:09)

No.

A (31:10)

That they knew what Russia was doing while they were doing it and they continued meeting with Russians. Absolutely in knowledge of that activity during.

B (31:18)

The time of the attack. For over a year now, his catchphrase has been no collusion. There was no collusion at all. No collusion, no nothing. No collusion, no nothing. No collusion. No collusion. No collusion. No collusion. He uses it for every occasion. It's, it's like his aloha. It means both hello and I'm guilty. Yeah, everybody was wrong. Cnn, of course, included. And Kaitlan Collins is, is full of it. Let's take a break and come back, shall we? This is the Rob Carson Show. Let me share Brian's story from Alabama. He tells us about Relief Factor. Trying it for just three weeks. At least 90% of my pain was gone. My pain had started to limit me at work and at home. And I'm amazed at the relief I've gotten. Those are Brian's own words and they speak volumes about what Relief Factor can do. I've seen that kind of transformation myself. And hearing Brian's experience just reinforces why I'm so passionate about sharing this with you all. Don't wait. If you're dealing with daily pain, launch your three week quick start and see what Relief Factor can do for you. Call 800 for relief, that's 800 for relief. Or go to relieffactor.com. that's relieffactor.com how will it feel to be out of pain? Poor Little Democrats. Are you guys okay today? I came in to check on you. Every time Trump does something good, you guys spazz out. Would you guys shut up and let work? How about that? This is kind of funny. This is Democrat Stephen Lynch. Today we got some great news, by the way, the, the economy is rocking more. They doubled the amount of jobs they thought were going to be created this week. Inflation is doing a flat line. And on cnn, they, they won't even give him credit for that. And they act, you know, incredulously, have no idea how these jobs are being created. A little bit of breaking news. We just got new numbers. John Berman. Listen to John Berman and the Caitlin Collins, by the way, you destroyed. She says that CNN is not biased against Trump, is on CPI inflation. Inflation came in cooler than expected. We're going to actually have a report on this in just a minute. But just ahead, it means that it's gone down quite a bit. Mine is the inflation situation improved a little bit. A little bit. Did you hear? A little bit in January. And this comes on the heels of unemployment numbers, jobs numbers that were better than expected. The job situation improved a little bit. A little bit, Actually, no, it was twice what they thought it was going to be. All right, a little bit. A little bit is between your legs. What, I'm sorry, what do you think is behind, yes, these improvements, this positive direction on a few measures. It's a little bit of the economy. I'm not quite sure. I'm not quite sure. I don't know what it is. I don't know why it improves a little bit. You guys are such morons. I don't know. Maybe because he got deregulated. He's deregulating business, he's cutting taxes, he's allowing, you know, businesses to come in here, write off all of their. If they're building a factory to write it all off and they close the southern border and he's got $18 trillion in investment coming in the United States of America. Other than that, I don't know what caused the inflation to improve a little bit. They really think it's the Soviet Union. They think it's, you know, 2005, when CNN could just say anything and just get away with it. And they can't. They can't. It's just pathetic. And this is why so many have been fired. I found this little montage, you know, CNN just found out they lost 60% of their viewers since 2016. The Washington Post just fired 300 people. 300 people, okay? It's because people don't believe their crap anymore. And yet they continue to do this nonsense. They continue to do this rather than saying, man, maybe what this president is doing is great. It's great for the country. It's great for us. And here are the reasons why. Listen, if you're a journalist, all you got to do is say, oh, yeah, I guess deregulation, cutting taxes, causing the price of gas to come down close inside the border might actually improve the economy a little bit. We have breaking news to report to you right now about CNN anchor Chris Cuomo. Earlier this week, Cuomo was suspended from cnn.

C (35:49)

Bye bye.

A (35:51)

In October, you were on a zoom call with your colleagues from the New Yorker magazine. Everyone took a break for several minutes, during which time you were caught masturbating on camera.

B (36:04)

Jeffrey Toobin, thank you very much for coming. Appreciate it. Bye bye. Right here. He did the tube and steak boogie. It's the end of this show. CNN has canceled Reliable Sources. Oh, thank you. Bye bye. Bye bye. This will be my final thing. Bye bye.

A (36:19)

As you may have heard, yesterday CNN.

B (36:21)

Parted ways with anchor Don Lemon, CEO. Thanks. I want to thank all of you for tuning in. It has been an honor to be welcomed into your home. Jim, I'm sorry, you're fired. Get out of here. Yeah.

A (36:37)

Before we go on this very busy news day, I just want to take a moment to share some personal news.

B (36:42)

Yes.

A (36:43)

This is my last day on air at cnn.

B (36:46)

Alison, Colorado, wave goodbye. I forgot all those people got fired for being biased and lying and just presenting nonsense. Like, I know that the economy just got better by a little bit and I have no idea why. It's like that. Literally was it a few weeks ago. They said they don't know why. No, this is last year. They don't know why the number of fentanyl deaths have draw dropped in the country. They don't know why. You know, fewer people came across the board. I'm seriously, we're doing that last year. They were doing that last year. And this is what, this is what it wrought. This is what it rot. That's why Apple News, it props these people up even though nobody's watching them anymore. They put them on a platform form Apple News and then you can still devour their nonsense in a little bit, in little bites, in a compendium of nonsense. That's why Apple News is doing what they are. They are doing. All right, let's go ahead and take a break, kids, shall we? This is the Rob Carson Show. You know, just looking at the, the chat, the live Chat and all of our streaming, we stream live on, you know, Facebook and X and rumble and YouTube and Instagram. All of this. The show is on live. You can see my face every day. I know, ladies. It's something to marvel at, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This somebody who's on here calls themselves Squall White. I got a hell of a deal on propane Yesterday, bringing me 100 gallons for $310. Last year was $1200. $1200 clean burning natural gas, by the way. It is. It's wonderful stuff. I used to live on a farm, and we'd have a propane tank and they'd bring the propane truck around and all that, and you'd fill it up and be good for your winter in Virginia, where I live now. The idiot. Karen Cat La Governor. She. She's gonna bring back all this green energy nonsense that Donald Trump just got rid of because she's an idiot cat lady who's insane. She literally. This woman. Oh, my God. Abigail Spamberger. But not even. She makes Spam look terrible. I mean, look great. You. You. She makes Spam look like prime rib. But Abigail Spam Burger, she's doing all this stupid crap and she's saying, are you ready for this? You won't talk about it. You got to get rid. They're gonna. They want to get rid of gas leaf blowers, which makes no difference in the climate at all. Nothing. It disappears as soon as it. You smell it for a second and it's gone. That's it. It's gone. Disappeared. It's such a tiny contribution. It's the dumbest thing in the world. And so what? She wants you get rid of those for some stupid reason. Then when you buy a stupid electric leaf blower, she's going to tax you on that. Speaking of natural gas, we break wind twice as much as previously thought. Scientists have discovered this from new smart underwear. Man, it would suck to be a pair of smart underwear. While breaking wind could help protect against Alzheimer's and postpartum depression. Honey, I'm just trying to prevent Alzheimer's over here. There can be too much of a good thing. Scientists recently discovered that we're passing a gas a lot more than normally, thanks to some smarty underpants previously researched. Pinpointed an average of 14 a day. And not just, you know, at Planet Fitness doing setups. New new, new new new. Occasionally that happened. You. Everybody kind of looks and goes, okay, be cool. Don't say anything. It happens. Researchers at the University of Maryland, they know their gas. Recently developed technology to measure human flatulence accuracy accurately. And it's up to an 32. I'll just say it farts a day. 32. Thanks to smart underwear. My wife, my ex wife never passed gas. She told me, no, it never happened. Never happened. She did leave the room a lot though. Unexpectedly. Individual rates varied, just like your mortgage, with some passing gas as few as four times a day. They have a little bit of kind of bloating there around the midsection. And Others up to 59 times. 59 times. Previous estimates were so much lower due to self reporting errors because nobody wants to admit, oh yeah, I do it all the time. Unless you're a 14 year old boy then you actually count them up. So there you go. Apparently we pass gas a whole lot more than you thought. And if Jerry Naval were wearing smart underwear, they would short circuit. They would just, they would be that you're smart under. Be like I'm done. I am completely, I'm out of here. I mean I'm if, if I'm smart and I am, I can't do this anymore. You know, Joe Biden smart underwear, you know, it didn't end at the gas. It was again not to. You would not want to be smart underwear with Joe Biden or Jerry Nadler wearing you because you'd be like, you know, I think I just want to end it all. I want to do something else for a living or just, you know, leave the planet. All right, so we got another hour of the show. We got Hollywood and Toto, Christian Toto coming up. Gonna talk about a little this, a little bit about the Olympics. I got some interesting thoughts on the Olympics. Also yesterday, Keith Ellison on Capitol Hill and, and Zoran Mandami wants more tax money to waste and New York is saying now no more for you. That's all coming up. Don't go anywhere.