Rob Carson (2:47)
There you go. That is brand new from Jim Gossett. Of course, for those of you who grew up, you know, in Gen X, I would say even you millennials, maybe you gen zers, you all know Schoolhouse Rock because it was a. It was a great way to learn stuff. It was A great way to learn stuff. The original was interjections show excitement and emotion. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Ye. I know all that. Welcome to the show. How you doing? Did you have a good week? I had a good week. I had a good week. I know there's a lot of people that are worried that the. Oh, you know, that Donald Trump cracking down on the attacks on ice, they're gonna hurt him in the midterms. That's what Megyn Kelly saying. Okay, you know, that's fine if you want to freak out every time that something happens. Because about a week ago, they were all freaking out because Donald Trump was going after Venezuelan drug boats. And then before that, they were freaking out because Donald Trump and this and Donald Trump was that and all that. Honestly, how about stop being so bloody Bipol. How about just focus on the. The goodness that is happening in the economy, the goodness that's happening around the. The country, the goodness that is happening around the world. How about that? Instead of just being your typical, you know, reactionary little snowflakes. I'm not saying that Megyn Kelly necessarily is a reactionary snowflake, but at the same time, dear God, if we do this every damn day, oh, we gotta worry about this, we gotta worry about that. We're gonna drive ourselves insane like the Democrats. There you go. There's a lot of great stuff happening. I know I shouldn't feel that way because you should feel doom and gloom and fear and all of that. I refuse to live my life that way because Donald Trump's doing a lot of great things. I see our stream might be affected slightly like Joe Biden's in the middle of the night. I'm not sure if that's related to the outage in Twitter today. Twitter was out for a little while yesterday. My Verizon phone was. Caused me all sorts of fits for about seven hours. It's amazing, right, what happens when your technology doesn't work these days. I mean, you know, maybe even 10, 20 years ago you would have been like, what, What? You know, whatever, who cares? You know, But. But this is how we are in the. In the year 2525. We become hyper. Hyper, I guess, hooked on technology. But here's, here's the good news. Minneapolis City attorney has invited the staff of the city because they're all freaked out about all the, you know, discovery of all the malfeasance, the bull crap and the violence and the general you of the Democrat Party. So they've invited the staff of. To a Midday healing circle. It's a healing circle. If you need a healing circle, honestly, I mean, get some help. Just get. Cope with life, okay? Because honestly, things aren't so bad in Minneapolis as a city employee that you need a healing circle. I mean, you could have been born on a garbage heap and a caste system in, in, in India where you spend your entire life rummagin garbage to find food and recyclables. I mean, it could be a little worse there you liberals in Minnesota. Anyway, so they doing a healing circle designed for quiet supportive connection followed by an appearance from therapy goats. There are therapy goats. Therapy goats is what it is, okay? In Afghanistan they call this a speed date. So it's a little bit different. You may recall on Monday that I came in and talked about how I was mounted by a goat on Sunday. Yes, I was. I was mounted by a goat on Sunday. No, it's not what you think. It's not what you think. But, but they, there was this goat adoption place that does goat yoga and they brought their goats out to, to this place, this establishment. And I paid to go see the goats even though I grew up on a farm. And it's kind of absurd because I've never paid to, you know, I've never paid to touch a goat before and I've shoveled every kind of animal feces you can imagine. But anyway, I did it just for bleeps and giggles and I let the goat get up on my back. That's a big deal is you let the goats climb up on your back. It's not comfortable. They have hooves for God's sake. It's, it's not comfortable. It's not an enjoyable experience. They tried the same thing with buffalo and a couple people were killed. So they moved on to a slightly lighter animals. I don't think it's a good idea to have a goat like a 30, 40 pound goat on your back with, with hooves. I think you should do bunny yoga. I think bunny yoga would be better. Either way, they both. Their poop is very similar. It's very little beads of it and it falls all over and they might poop on you if you're not careful. Anyway, Minneapolis attorney offices emailed the staff inviting them to a healing circle with therapy goats. While Democrats fan the flames against ice agents, city staff are being offered quiet reflection time with goats. This, this is actually happening. So I mean, wow, if, boy, if you. Do you have problems that can be fixed by a therapy goat? A, you don't have problems and B, you are such A weak ass person. My God, how do you even. I mean in the grand scheme of your. You are relying on goat therapy for goodness sake. It is remarkable. See, I guess this is funny to me growing up on a farm, you know, we farm people, we like to make fun of you city folk because of the, you know, the things that you do, like paying $40 to pay for a, to a goat. For instance, here in, in where I used to live in Montgomery County, Maryland, there's a big orchard and about probably 60 or 80 acres. And what they do in the fall is kids pay and their parents pay money and you get a ride around on what's called a hay mound and it's a wagon with some hay bales on it and you get a ride around on it pulled by a tractor. Then you get a pet, a pig, and then you get to pick your own pumpkin and it's like $40. And we who grew up on farms are like, oh my God, you've got to be kidding me. Really? Seriously. And I don't know if I were, if I were the kind of person who wanted to actually do farm work again and there's no frickin way ever I would get like 40 or 50 acres near a suburban area and charge people to come out and pet my pig or get therapy from my goat. It is just, it is just remarkable, just remarkable. Oh, by the way, Kash Patel, they're going to go after these organized protesters there in Minnesota and you know, again for you, people are so concerned about ICE and you know, busting illegals. Most of us love to see these illegals get their arses handed in, you know, in handcuffs. Most of us love to see these Karens blocking traffic, get their windows knocked out of their car, dragged out of their minivan and taken off in custody. It doesn't bother us at all. We think it's great, we think it's fantastic. But here is a. Ash Patel. These, these protesters are about to get the heavy from the FBI.