Jill’s New Lie, Biden’s Hidden Tapes, and the Cover-Up That Won’t Hold

Summary

The Rob Carson Show – Episode Summary

Episode Title: Jill’s New Lie, Biden’s Hidden Tapes, and the Cover-Up That Won’t Hold
Date: May 28, 2026
Host: Rob Carson (with guest Michael Charbon and other contributors)
Network: Newsmax Podcasts

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Overview of the Episode’s Main Theme

This episode of The Rob Carson Show, delivered in Carson’s signature satirical and irreverent style, centers on mounting concerns about President Joe Biden’s cognitive ability, alleged political cover-ups, and perceived hypocrisy in the coverage and handling of his administration compared to Donald Trump’s. Other topics include media complicity, the issue of classified documents, a humorous take on currency proposals, and broader cultural and political commentary. Special attention is given to Jill Biden’s narrative about Joe Biden’s mental state, the controversy around hidden Biden tapes, Trump’s response, security at Mar-a-Lago, and a wide-ranging segment with guest Michael Charbon touching on Canadian news, technology, and global trends.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Jill Biden’s “Debate Lie” and the Biden Family Narrative

• Jill Biden’s claim (09:11, 09:25): CBS interview clip where Jill insists she saw Joe’s issues for the first time during a debate, thinking he might have had a stroke.
  • Rob Carson lampoons the claim as “insincere” and mocks her as “mousy,” ridiculing the notion that this was the only incident of Biden’s decline.
  • Carson plays clips of Jill praising Joe post-debate, highlighting the inconsistency between fearing a stroke and celebrating with chants of “four more years” (10:29).
• Quote:
  • Rob Carson (09:29): “Oh, my God, you’re high.”
  • Rob Carson (09:44): “Because everybody else has seen it before, during, and after.”
• Satirical Commentary: Carson launches into parody and exaggerated outrage at being expected to believe what he calls “absolute nonsense.”

2. Biden’s Secret Book Tapes and Alleged Cover-Up

• Discussion of Joe Biden’s attempts to block the release of audio recordings from memoir interviewing sessions with Mark Zwanitzer (04:04; 05:44).
  • The tapes featured Biden discussing classified material, used in the Robert Hur investigation.
  • Special Counsel Hur determined Biden’s declining memory made prosecution difficult, though his reading of classified docs is confirmed.
• Guest (Caller/Guest 2, 05:44):
  • “...he can be heard saying, after leaving office, I just got the classified documents from downstairs. And then reading verbatim from them.”
• Carson emphasizes the disparity between Biden’s actions and those of Trump with classified docs, noting that Trump had the right to declassify as president, while Biden (as VP) did not (05:33–06:25).

3. Trump, Mar-a-Lago Raid, and Double Standards

• Discussion of the FBI’s raid on Mar-a-Lago and internal doubts about its justification:
  • John Solomon reports FBI agents doubted probable cause yet carried out the raid, with heavy-handed tactics (06:38–07:37).
• Quote:
  • Rob Carson (07:23): “They sent 40 agents, they sent all of the people at Mar-a-Lago outside... told them to turn off all the security cameras...”
• Carson highlights what he views as unprecedented action: raiding a former president’s home amidst political prosecutions, impeachments, and even “four assassination attempts” (08:05).
• Repeated use of the term “Demon Kratz” to underscore his belief in deliberate, malicious intent by Democrats (04:04, 08:05).

4. Media Complicity and Spin

• Montage and critique of media figures like Abby Phillips (CNN) for allegedly downplaying Biden’s decline or covering for him (15:17, 16:01).
• Rob Carson (16:01): "That’s Abby Phillips there on CNN. She’s a dimwit."
• Clips of Biden denying cognitive issues, with Carson peppering in satirical asides about the “longest stroke in the world” (16:43 onwards).

5. Humor, Parody, and Running Gags

• Use of parody songs (Jim Gossett at 17:18) and sound bites to lampoon Biden and his defenders.
• Banter about Jill Biden's sincerity, her “book,” and mockery about her being called “Dr.” Jill Biden, leading to a humorous repartee with Michael Charbon (21:53).

6. Other Political and Cultural Segments

• Proposed $250 Trump Bill: Satirical riff on rumors of a new bill featuring Trump’s face for America’s 250th anniversary (00:32–03:10).
• Fraud and Government Waste: Connecting U.S. debt and inflation to fraud, waste, and social programs, with sardonic advice to “buy gold” (18:12).
• Crime and Urban Renewal: Segments on Trump’s supposed cleaning up of D.C., riffing on polls vs. visible improvements (36:36–37:37).

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Interview Segment with Michael Charbon (Canada)

• Canadian Air Travel Drug Scandal:
  • Explains travelers wrongly accused due to baggage tag switching by smugglers (22:49–24:23).
  • Advice: photograph your luggage and tags; use AirTags.
  • Humor: Rob jokes, “If you actually have some weed in your luggage, just tell them the tags were switched.”
• Marijuana Legalization and Culture:
  • Charbon suggests use is more like alcohol now; Carson jokes about prevalent smell and Uber Eats deliveries (25:01).
• Military Spending:
  • Canada’s $44 billion sub budget and possibly buying from South Korea rather than the U.S.—both see this as misguided (26:50–28:26).
• Biohacking and Digital IDs:
  • Discussion of Swedish subdermal “wallet” chips (31:38), disturbing potential for privacy violations; both express skepticism and refusal to use such tech.
• Texas Primary/Sharia Law Concerns:
  • Charbon raises issues of Sharia law conflict in North America, framed as tension between immigration, cultural integration, and Western/Judeo-Christian values (33:10–35:06).
  • Rob vents frustration at political correctness and perceived erosion of national identity, culminating in “I’m intolerant of tolerance. We gotta go.” (35:34).
• Tick-borne Red Meat Allergies / Bill Gates:
  • Charbon discusses claims about tick bites causing meat allergies, mentioning Bill Gates’ investment in synthetic meat; Carson connects it to leftist anti-meat views (29:11–31:18).
• Cultural Trends and “Winning” Montages:
  • Satirical celebration of “winning” and Trump’s cleaning up of D.C. parks (36:36–37:37).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Rob Carson (06:07): “There was mental decline. Joe Biden had mental decline. Are you sure? Because I think he just had a stroke during the debate.”
• Rob Carson (07:52): “As she noted, ISIS, Gestapo. Right.”
• Rob Carson (16:43): “Here’s Biden. They call it Biden’s dementia presser. It happened, I think, right after the debate.”
• Rob Carson (17:04): “He had the longest stroke in the entire world. He must have had like about a six year stroke.”
• Jim Gossett parody (17:18–18:12) and Rob’s commentary: Satirical song about Biden as a puppet.
• Michael Charbon (22:17): “I gotta disagree with you there. I think [Jill Biden] is a very attractive woman for her age. I think she was put in a situation that she had to do what she to do.”
• Rob Carson (22:31): “I’m not going to give her the benefit of the doubt. Sorry, I’m done with it. She’s lied about a lot of crap. Don’t even care.”
• Michael Charbon (34:04): “There has to be a scenario where North Americans are saying, we are a Judeo Christian society...”
• Rob Carson (35:34): “I’ve had enough. I’m intolerant of tolerance. We gotta go.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:32–03:10: Trump $250 bill satire, Biden’s taped interviews
• 04:04–06:25: Biden’s classified document tapes and questions of mental fitness
• 06:38–08:05: FBI, Mar-a-Lago raid, double standards, “Demon Kratz” rhetoric
• 09:11–10:44: Jill Biden’s debate comments, CBS interview
• 13:43–16:43: Biden’s cognitive ability, media cover-up, and montage
• 17:18–18:12: Jim Gossett’s parody song
• 21:53–24:23: Charbon segment—Jill Biden, travel/drug-smuggling story
• 25:01–26:50: Marijuana legalization & cultural shifts
• 29:11–31:18: Meat allergy, Bill Gates, dietary conspiracies
• 31:38–32:45: Swedish “wallet” biohacks
• 33:10–35:34: Sharia law and culture in Texas/North America
• 36:36–37:37: Satirical celebration of “winning,” D.C. urban renewal

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Overall Tone and Format

Rob Carson blends political commentary with biting humor, parody, and skepticism towards mainstream narratives, government actions, and political figures he views as insincere or manipulative. The show moves rapidly between topics, with recurring motifs of “I’m not stupid,” “Demon Kratz,” and an insistence on common-sense perceptions over what he critiques as media or establishment spin. The tone remains irreverent, with plenty of running jokes and audience engagement elements.

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For Listeners Who Haven’t Heard the Episode

This episode delivers a caustic yet comedic breakdown of Democratic leadership, Biden’s cognitive decline debate, media coverage, and a series of rapid-fire cultural and political issues. Regular guest Michael Charbon adds an international perspective and keeps the banter lively, while notable clips and song parodies reinforce the episode’s irreverent, populist tone. The show is best enjoyed by those who appreciate snark, skepticism, and conservative humor, but it also serves as a window into right-leaning media perspectives in 2026.

Transcript

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[Rob Carson]

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[Show Announcer]

Now.

[Rob Carson]

You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the World Wide Web. This is the Rob Carson Show. This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey, it's already Thursday. T minus one day until Friday. Welcome to the show. Please come inside. We've got so much to get to. I literally been at the computer since about 5:30 this morning digging that stuff. A perfect honed radio program today. Tons and tons of stuff to get to. Jill Biden says that when she saw the debate she thought her husband was having a stroke. And then right after the debate said, you did a great job, Joe. So we'll get to that in a few minutes. And then also the Biden administration, or should say Joe Biden, scrambling to keep the embarrassing secret tapes when he was doing his, one of his books, one of his memoirs, which, I mean, honestly, his memoir couldn't be a coffee book. He doesn't remember anything. Joe Biden's memoir is gonna be a bunch of blank pages for goodness sake. Anyway, it's kind of funny. The Trump appointees are pushing a $250 bill with his face on it. You know, this is great. I'm gonna have to save up and get one of these. Yeah, they're pressing the office responsible for printing the nation's money to design a $250 bill featuring the President's portrait according to four current and former employees. 250 years. Why the hell not? I think it's a great idea, man. Although, you know, how many times do you have trouble just getting a 7 11? What are you gonna pay with a $250 bill? $100 bill is bad enough. There's an ATM right near me. It only gives $50 bills. I'm like, what the. Nobody will break a $50 bill. I guess, you know, I would probably just frame it, you know, because it's a $250 bill for the 200th anniversary. 250th anniversary of America. So they're generally, generally. Though federal law currently allows only deceased people to appear on bills. Oh. So I imagine Democrats would be like, oh, let's do that. Let's get them on the $250 bill. Cause, you know, they're such jerks. But anyway, there. With regard to currency and the 250th anniversary of our country, Donald Trump was asked yesterday about the release of this audio. Now, Joe Biden sued the Justice Department to block the release of audio recordings he made with his ghostwriter material that investigators later used to question his mental competency. Here's the problem. Robert Hur used the audio to exonerate Joe Biden of any responsibility for taking classified documents. So I think that kind of means that we should have it. Here's the President being asked about this yesterday.

[Mint Mobile Announcer]

Why do you think that Joe Biden is trying to sue the Department of Justice former President Joe Biden to have his tapes that he did interviews on blocked from the American people hearing them. Do you think that he's trying to hide something? And maybe Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche could comment on, if they will.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. I mean, honestly, somebody might discover that he's in a state of mental decline if we actually hear these tape, pursue

[Mint Mobile Announcer]

and release those tapes to the American public.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Are you talking about it with respect to his book? I just see it. I don't know. Maybe there's some constitutional reason. I don't know. I'd like to. I would like to see what he has to say. Because we could never allow what happened to this country to happen. The man was grossly incompetent.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, he wasn't.

[Caller/Guest 1]

And the Democrats, I call them the Democrats because the policy is so bad, but they. They came very close to destroying our country. We can never let it happen again. And I hope that you're able to produce that. I think it would be very interesting reading from.

[Rob Carson]

I don't know if I want to use the Democrats, because I don't think they're dumb. I think they're conniving. I think Demon Kratz is more proper. Really. I do. I do. I think the Demon Crat is actually perfect when you consider what they did. Opening the southern border, weaponizing the government, and then looting the treasury to the tune of trillions of dollars. We got some big news on all of the money that was going overseas. Communist China, Russia, stealing money from us. Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico, yeah. Taking millions of dollars in SNAP benefit purchases and selling them, reselling them in Puerto Rico. We got completely Screwed over, bent over a barrel without a dinner protection or a lubricant. I swear, it's unbelievable. So Biden held private conversations with biographer mark Zwanitzer in 2016 and 2017 at his home while writing his memoir, Promise Me, dad. My God. Who bought that? Which chronicled his decision to consider a presidential run as his eldest son, Beau, had brain cancer. And remember, Joe Biden said he was gonna cure. Did that happen? Did I. Did I. Did I hear that right? He said he was going to cure cancer. The roughly 70 hours of recordings. And my God, Mark Zwanitzer, how could you go through that? Were later obtained by Special Counsel Robert Heard during his investigation into Biden's handling of classified documents. The probe determined that Biden read classified material out loud to Zwanitzer, but recommended against prosecution because Biden's declining memory would make it difficult to prove he had acted willfully. But, you know, actually, no, because he actually said that he had classified documents.

[Caller/Guest 2]

There's a couple things. Because back then, he wasn't. He had not been president yet. Vice presidents are not allowed to declassify

[Rob Carson]

documents, and it was that he had classified documents. So you're not allowed to do that if you're the vice president.

[Caller/Guest 2]

In these tapes, the reason why Robert Heard grabbed them in the first place is he can be heard saying, after leaving office, I just got the classified documents from downstairs. And then reading verbatim from them. So it puts his mindset of what he was thinking, what he was actually aware of, what he knew. He was completely aware of the whole thing in the investigator's eyes. And it shows where his mental decline was and where he was actually. Where he was able to remember dates,

[Rob Carson]

where he was able to hold on. There was mental decline. Joe Biden had mental decline. Are you sure? Because I think he just had a stroke during the debate.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Or not mix up timelines. And then, you know, when President Trump did. When President Trump declassified documents and put them, took them to Mar A Lago and kept them under lock and key that the FBI told him to get.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, he had the right to do that.

[Caller/Guest 2]

President Biden was the first American president to say, I'm not extending executive privilege to you. You're going to be prosecuted for this. So now to cry wolf is pretty wild when prosecutors think this is worth looking at.

[Rob Carson]

Absolutely. And, oh, here's the latest from John Solomon. The. The FBI people in the FBI knew that they had no probable cause to raid Mar A Lago race.

[Caller/Guest 3]

I don't think so from the reporting I'm Doing. Meanwhile, a lot of reaction to the story that we broke in the last 24 hours. President Trump himself reacted to it, socialized the story. But we now have a second piece of evidence that the Justice Department under Joe Biden knew that its raid on Mar A Lago was bad. Remember bad. Excuse me. A couple months ago, we told you that the FBI had memos saying that they did not believe they had probable cause to raid Mar A Lago, but they did it anyways. They went into the President's home looking for. They planted evidence, allegedly classified documents. Well, a couple days after that raid, one of Merrick Garland's top advisor, they

[Rob Carson]

had shoot to kill orders. They sent 40 agents, they sent all of the people at Mar A Lago outside, including his lawyer, Elena Haba, and told them to turn off all the security cameras while they rifled through every room, including barons and. And Mrs. Trump.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Is there someone he personally brought in to make sure that they stayed ethical in their investigations of President Trump wrote an email saying, I don't believe we have the right to go raid Mar A Lago. In fact, I've been worrying about it ever since I found out about it. Why?

[Rob Carson]

As she noted, isis, Gestapo. Right.

[Caller/Guest 3]

And as we reported at the time, back in 2022, she believed President Trump may have declassified the documents before he left office and therefore had every right to possess those.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, that's why they did it. The only time in history, in presidential history, that they've raided the home of a president after he was elected. This after five political prosecutions, persecutions, two impeachments, one after he left office, and now four assassination attempts. I'm just kind of done with the Democrat Party. This is why I call them the Demon Kratz. This is why I call them the Demon Kratz. Because they're evil. Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil. Then there's Jill Biden. You know, Jill Biden, there's nothing I detest more than a mousy, insincere human being. And Jill Biden is that. I know you can't say that about the former First Lady. Yeah, I can. She's a mousy, insecure, obnoxious. You hear her talk, you're just like, oh, I can't take it. I can't take it anymore. This. This voice, this. This Cece Padre, you know, my. This woman, now she's saying, and she expects us to believe this, that the night of the debate was the first time that she had ever seen Joe's mental decline. And. And he. She only saw It. During the debate, and she thought it was a stroke. She said this on CBS this Morning.

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

Were you horrified as you saw it unfold? I wasn't horrified. I was frightened because I. I wasn't horrified.

[Rob Carson]

I was frightened. I mean, I wouldn't be horrified that my husband's having a stroke on live television. I'd be frightened.

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

Had never, ever seen Joe like that.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, my God, you're high.

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

For or since.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, yeah. He recovered right after that, after that stroke that he had on live television. She didn't. I mean, he's been fine after that.

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

Never since. Yes. Or since. Never seen him like that. Never really?

[Rob Carson]

Because everybody else has seen it before, during and after.

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

No.

[Mint Mobile Announcer]

Why did it happen?

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

I don't know what happened. I mean, when I. As I watched it, I thought, oh, my God, he's having a stroke. And it scared me to death.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, my God in heaven. Mousy, insincere, awful. This is her right after the debate, by the way, cheering Joe Biden on like a toddler. I am here. Four more years. Four more years. Even Joe Biden's doctors aren't chanting, Four more years. Four more years. Maybe two more years if he's lucky. Four more years. Four more years. Four more years. Oh, here she goes. Here's the voice war.

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

Can't. I can't thank you all enough for staying and for being here and for all your support.

[Rob Carson]

I'm driving a pin into my ear so I can't hear her.

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

Joe, you did such a great job. You answered everything.

[Rob Carson]

Such a good boy. Who's such a good boy, Joey? Such a good boy. Boy did. You knew all the facts. You knew all the facts.

[Michael Charbon]

You are.

[Rob Carson]

Here you go. She actually gave him a little kibble just like right in his mouth there. I knew winning like this, you know.

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

And let me ask the crowd, what did Trump do?

[Rob Carson]

Why? Yeah, there you go. The crowd had no idea what she was going to ask. She said, what did Trump do? They're like, I don't. He's what? Lie. Okay, sure.

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

Yes. So, Joe, I'm going to hand it over to you.

[Rob Carson]

I guess if you were kind of maybe frightened that your husband was having a stroke, you might want to call the EMT there. Just call the emt, since you think he's going to have a stroke, instead of giving him kibble, and tell him he did a good job answering all the questions. Oh, I just hate insincere people who think we're stupid and think we're gonna actually believe they're absolute, absolute Nonsense. I'm just done with these Democrats telling us that the sky is green and we know that the sky is blue. I'm just so done with this nonsense. Here we are two years later, after this fool was removed from the Oval office, on vacation 40% of the time, 65% of the time after he was replaced by the dumbest candidate in the history of the universe, Kamala Harris. And now she expects us to say, oh, yeah, it was just during the debate he had a stroke, but then he was fine. I mean, my lord, I just. I don't have any patience for it anymore. All I have right now is derision, ridicule and mockery. That's what I'm gonna do. How's that sound? Somebody just said I should play Billy Squire's stroke. Hey, Brian, have that ready for the bump back into the next break. All right, let's take a break, ladies and gentlemen. This, my friends, is a Thursday edition of the Rob Carson show.

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

Everybody,

[Rob Carson]

if you're in the game, within the strokes, the word don't take no renown.

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

Were you horrified as you saw it unfold? I wasn't horrified. I was frightened because I had never ever seen Joe like that before or since.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, she thought he was having a stroke. Billy Squire, thank you very much. Stroke is the word. Yes. Yeah. Jill Biden had never seen him like that before. Had never seen him like since that even when he was in France shaking hands with invisible parachute men. She had no friggin clue until this very moment that never seen. She had never seen anything like this. Even though you and I saw it every single day for the entire presidency during the campaign.

[Joe Biden (voice clips)]

I can see that we're able to make every single solitary person eligible for. What I've been able to do with the COVID Excuse me, with dealing with.

[Rob Carson]

I really. I. This is why I use the expression because I'm not stupid. Because I get so damned bloody frigging tired of people telling conservatives that the sky is green, that if you wear a stupid mask, it's gonna stop you from getting Covid. If you stand six feet away from somebody versus four feet, you're gonna live. I mean, honestly. So the border is closed. Shut up. You know why knew it wasn't close? Because I'm not stupid. And you know why I know Joe Biden has dementia? Because I'm not stupid. But Joe Biden is back on television saying, oh, he was having a stroke during the debate. And then all of a sudden, it was great. He was just healed. It's like, honey, I Don't know what just happened. I mean, I guess I had a stroke or something. It's okay. Let it go. No big deal. No big deal. Let's move on with the campaign. And then of course, he, he was removed from the campaign and somebody who was, I mean, as mentally, I guess, incapable of a thought took over as his replacement. So there you go. Here is Abby Phillips now versus Abby Phillips then. You may recall that the entire tree of the news media made us feel like we were stupid even though we knew that the guy had some serious dementia.

[Show Announcer]

The autopsy that the Democrats did didn't delve into that.

[Rob Carson]

Here she is now saying, well, why didn't the autopsy of the election 2020 before talk about Joe Biden's broken brain should.

[Show Announcer]

What kind of political system covers that up and makes it okay to lie to people about what everybody knows is true? The November choice, and this is the 2024 is between two old men. We know that. But tonight I want to talk about the Joe Biden that Republicans want you to see and the pipeline of videos that aren't telling the full truth. Those videos are probably right now clogging the public consciousness as Americans start to think about their votes. And this is going to be really tough and tricky for voters to sort through because some of these videos, you, I mean, if you're a regular person, you probably cannot even do the digging that would be required to sort through what is being.

[Rob Carson]

That's Abby Phillips there on cnn. She's a dimwit. Here's a little montage of Joe Biden back in the day.

[Joe Biden (voice clips)]

I've taken three significant and intense neurological exams now.

[Rob Carson]

You do a neurologist, I think he has had another stroke there in each

[Joe Biden (voice clips)]

case as recent as February. And they say I'm in good shape.

[Michael Charbon]

I don't think that there is a huge cover up underway here and I frankly don't think that matters.

[Rob Carson]

He is sharp, intensely probing and detail oriented and focused. Yeah, absolutely. See, we're not stupid. Here's a. Here's Biden. They call us Biden's dementia presser. It happened, I think right after the debate.

[Joe Biden (voice clips)]

I'm well meaning and I'm an elderly man and I know what the hell I'm doing. I've been president. I put this country back on his feet. I don't need.

[Caller/Guest 3]

No, you didn't.

[Michael Charbon]

His recommendation is your memory and can you continue as president.

[Joe Biden (voice clips)]

My memory is so bad I let you speak. That's, that's, that's.

[Show Announcer]

Your memory has gotten worse.

[Joe Biden (voice clips)]

Mr. President, my memory Is not coming.

[Rob Carson]

He had the longest stroke in the entire world. He must have had like about a six year stroke. Unbelievable. And the truth is, I don't think

[Caller/Guest 1]

Biden knows what's happening. To be honest with you, I think

[Michael Charbon]

that Obama is calling these shots.

[Jim Gossett]

Joe's got strings. No, he's not free in my control, he will always be. I called the shots and I tell Joe which way he should go. I pull the strings on Joe and tell him what he has to do.

[Rob Carson]

How you doing?

[Michael Charbon]

Good.

[Jim Gossett]

He cannot act alone.

[Mint Mobile Announcer]

Joe.

[Jim Gossett]

Don't trust Joe, would you? We put Joe and me. Cause we knew he'd do anything we told him to.

[Rob Carson]

They did.

[Jim Gossett]

And in charge from the first day. I tell Joe what to say. Jim Gassy did this dementia. Joe, do an independent thing. Cause as I'm sure you've known, he's bump up it on a string.

[Rob Carson]

Big finale.

[Jim Gossett]

Like Valerie and like Michelle. We all know that Joe's not well. One day we're going to end all doubt and push Joe Biden out.

[Caller/Guest 1]

And they did. And they did.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, we did that a couple years ago. Me and Jim Gossett did that and they pushed him out right after the debate. And it was obvious that it wasn't a stroke. Because if it was actually a stroke, Joe Biden, the entire world would have known it was a stroke. He would have gone to Walter Reed. It would have treated him for a stroke. Dear God, woman, you're such a mousy, awful, annoying, putrid human being. Honestly, I don't even think your grandchildren like to hear you talk to them. God, she's got to sing another lullaby. Here she goes. Good night. Good night. Good night. You are my sunshine. Oh God, I can't take it. For the first time Since World War II, our national debt held by the public has exceeded GDP. This is because of all the fraud and everything. They're saying that if we got rid of the fraud, we could balance the budget. But that hasn't helped us, has it? No, no, we got screwed where we paid for all the fraud and now we're paying higher inflation, higher prices, higher cost of living expenses and everything. And the dollar's worth. D word for Richard. So what do you do? You invest in gold. Yeah, you invest in gold. Because the government can't ruin the price of gold. The government can't print gold. So maybe you should consider having some gold so the government won't screw with you. Text my name, Rob, to the number 989-898 for Birch Gold. They will send you a free info kit on existing converting an existing IRA or 401k into a tax sheltered IRA and physical gold. You don't pull the ripcord on your parachute once you've hit the ground. Unless you're Joe Biden. He would have no idea. Text rob to 989-898 again, rob to 989-898. Own some gold from Birch Gold, will ya? I think you should because I've got money with Birch Gold. For crying out loud. They got a, it's not a lot of money. I mean a couple of Donald Trump's $250 bills worth, but it's my money. It's worth Burt's Gold. All right, so Michael Charbon from Canada joins us. He's the host of the Charbon Report. We got a bevy of things to talk about on the other side of the break. This is the Rob Carson Show. Oh, beauty go. It's a beauty way to go. I don't know if you knew this, but Rush now has a new drummer. She's a female replacing Neil Peart. I hear she's got to be good because Neil Peart was the dude. So I'll just throw that in there because that of course was Geddy Lee singing Great White north from Bob and Doug way back in like 1983. And that is of course the official theme song now officially of Michael Charbon, the host of the Charbon Report and a regular benchmark on this Show Thursdays at 12:35 Eastern Standard Time. Michael Sharbone, how are you?

[Michael Charbon]

Rob? It's an honor to meet you. And you're a nationally syndicated radio listeners and of course streaming live on Newsmax. You're doing a great job, doing a great show. I just hope that you know when you're going through this thing talking about Biden that you don't have a little Mini Carson stroke.

[Rob Carson]

I swear. Can you believe. You know what's really honestly, Michael, I'm so tired of this. I'm so tired of being spoken to like I'm a toddler. That Jill Biden, after all that we've seen, all we've been through after the book, by fricking, you know, Jake Tapper, after late night television. When late night television starts making fun of your mental acuity, then it's official. All right. And she said, oh, no, it's just during the debate, she had never seen it before and never seen it after was felt she was having a stroke during the debate. Yet after the debate, you know, said good job, Joe. You answered all the questions I mean, does she think we're stupid, Michael?

[Michael Charbon]

No, no, no. We all believe she's a doctor, Rob.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, yes, she is a doctor.

[Michael Charbon]

You're right.

[Rob Carson]

You know what, you just shot me down, dude. I totally forgot she was a doctor.

[Michael Charbon]

And don't forget, she's coming out with a book. Oh, she's a doctor. She's an author. She's a guiding light of an old man.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, my Lord. She's an obnoxious, mousy book. God almighty. So let's talk. You got a lot of stuff going on.

[Michael Charbon]

I gotta disagree with you there. I think she's a very attractive woman for her age. I think she was put in a situation that she had to do what she to do. And it's kind of hard to say that your husband who was the President of the United States is feeble and is old.

[Rob Carson]

I'm not going to give her the benefit of the doubt. No, not going to give her the benefit of the doubt. Sorry, I'm done with it. She's lied about a lot of crap. Don't even care. I don't care if you have the hots for her. In kind of a weird way, Michael. Whatever. Maybe Canadians like hot 70 something women. I don't know, maybe it is. I don't care. It's cold up there. But let's talk about other.

[Michael Charbon]

Wow, that's a big slam. I'll have to hold on to that little.

[Rob Carson]

So, tag switching. Canadian air travelers are being charged with drug possession because drug smugglers are putting their tags on their luggage.

[Michael Charbon]

So listen to this. 17 people who left Toronto Pearson Airport all of a sudden arrive at their destination. Some in France, some in Germany, some in other places. And all of a sudden four big guys come up to you and put bracelets on. You say, all right, you're cut. And these are innocent people are going, what the. What happened was there are baggage handlers from the, from the company that has the contract for baggage handling in Toronto International Airport. And they switch the bags and put your bags that were on your bag on a suitcase with like 144 pounds of pot.

[Rob Carson]

Wow. Wow.

[Michael Charbon]

So a bunch these guys, they caught these guys on surveillance camera.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, good.

[Michael Charbon]

And because, because can you imagine when you land, you land in France and they say all these Canadians are trying to smuggle in the mar.

[Caller/Guest 3]

And then all of a sudden it's

[Michael Charbon]

some 80 year old grandma who's coming to, to see her cousin. She's gone, you know, and they can see that there's nothing inside. And her actual Luggage. So here, here is the point to remind everybody who is going to travel. Number one, you can put AirPods in your, in your suitcase.

[Rob Carson]

That's true, that's true.

[Michael Charbon]

You can attract them, number one. Number two, take a photograph of your baggage with the baggage tag before you put it under the conveyor belt.

[Rob Carson]

Gotcha.

[Michael Charbon]

Because that basically says here's what it looks like and here's where it.

[Rob Carson]

But, and also, and also, if you actually have some weed in your luggage, just tell them that the tags were switched. That's the most important lesson we can take from this. Dude, I don't even know. Somebody must have totally switched my bag. Dude, totally. Tina just changed the tag.

[Michael Charbon]

All I had was a couple of gummies and a vape in there. I don't get it.

[Rob Carson]

I thought those were just regular gummies. I had no idea. Yeah, I don't know, you know, is weed such a big deal up there in Canada? Because you know what, I go into the parking garage of my apartment complex at 7 in the morning. I'm like, how in that. Because it sounds like, you know, it smells like somebody run over a skunk. And it ain't a skunk, obviously, it's skunk weed, which smells a lot like a skunk. And I'm like, how bad do you need your weed if you're smoking it at 7 o' clock in the morning?

[Michael Charbon]

Well, I think the one thing was one of the reasons that Justin Trudeau, Katy Perry's boyfriend was elected was because he wanted to legalize marijuana. I think too, to a certain extent the holiday is over. I mean, I've been in New York and everywhere you go everybody's smoking pot. I know there's not as many people walking around the city streets smoking pot in Canada. I mean, in certain communities that does happen. But I'm going to say, I think it's more, I just want to say it's treated more like alcohol. Now if you had a gathering or so, but it's not as flagrant, went all over the place.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, it's died down a little bit.

[Michael Charbon]

The problem is, Rob, we don't know what the long, long distance effects of this is going to happen. And those things are going to come out in the next 10 years and I think we're going to be shocked. Rob?

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, the short term memory, I hear. Who's this on the phone, by the way? Who am I talking to? You know, and there's a guy in my apartment complex. I drive by and it always smells like weed. And when it doesn't smell like weed. There's an Uber Eats car right out in front of his apartment. So I know exactly what he's doing. I like, here's the Papa John's. Here's what? Okay, he's smoking weed again. Let's talk about Canada's $44 billion submarine budget. So, so they have $44 billion they want to spend on submarines, and they're going to farm out the work to a contract like maybe the United States or another country.

[Michael Charbon]

Rob, we've got a Korean North, a South Korean submarine parked in Vancouver Harbor, Victoria Harbor, I should say, to be specific.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Michael Charbon]

Because the South Koreans want to sell Canada submarines and Canada's got a budget of $44 billion. Now, can you explain to me why you would go first of all these submarines, right, They're a lithium electric battery diesel hybrid. They're a fuel cell.

[Rob Carson]

What year is this, for God's sake? You know, they make them nuclear. Nuclear.

[Michael Charbon]

Now, well, you know, that's where you talk about the Virginia class of submarines or the Columbia class of submarines. Guess who manufactured those?

[Rob Carson]

Usa United States.

[Michael Charbon]

Now, why? Someone gave me a head shake. If you were in the midst of negotiating with your closest partner, the most advanced military in the world, and someone who is on a $5,000, a 5,000 mile undefended border, the longest in history, why would you think of going to South Korea to buy your submarine?

[Rob Carson]

Well, I think I know what it is because it's Hyundai and they come with a lifetime powertrain warranty.

[Michael Charbon]

Yeah, no, I think this is, I think this is a real serious and a stupid move. And if you want to segue to the jets.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Michael Charbon]

I mean, we're talking about sob grip and jets instead of the F35. Now, I understand Canada wants to distance itself. Yeah, I know, 85 dominance on the American market. But this military thing is stupid. It doesn't make any sense.

[Rob Carson]

100%. Listen, we got to take a break and come back. We've got much more to talk to. Michael Charbone, if I can remember, because, you know, all the weed in the air and the, the, the secondhand smoke that I get in the parking garage. We'll continue this conversation on the other side of the break. This is the Rob Carson Show. This is Rob Carson. Joe, joining us on the Newsmax hotline, Michael Charbone, the host of the Charbone Report, by the way, Michael A. Charbone on X. On X. So you want to talk about this? The, the tick bites that resulted to meat allergies. I've heard about this. What is Your theory on this?

[Michael Charbon]

Well, I mean, there's a lot of suspicious information that Bill Gates has been doing lots of a research investigation in developing synthetic meat, you know, laboratory meat. And there was also some investigation and some research done on ticks because Lyme disease is a kind of like a very quiet, horrible disease that kind of creeps up on you. There are some Texas farmers who have said, you know, they get bitten by ticks all the time, but they saw these, one particular breed of ticks that had a white dot on the back of them, and they're calling them the Texas Lone Star ticks.

[Caller/Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Michael Charbon]

And they said, now, these are beef farmers that said after they've been bitten by these guys, they are allergic to meat and they feel sick when they eat meat.

[Rob Carson]

Wow.

[Michael Charbon]

Now, I don't.

[Rob Carson]

I don't.

[Michael Charbon]

You know, there's other. There's. On Joe Rogan, they were talking about how some farmers saw boxes of ticks that were released on their farm. There's lots. There's lots of questions about this. But, you know, sometimes Rob. And you're one that I would say follows this. Where there's smoke, sometimes there's fire.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Michael Charbon]

Why is it. Why is it that we aren't delving more into that? Ticks and Lyme disease is something that can affect someone for years.

[Rob Carson]

And by the way, the left is always. The left has always considered beef to be bourgeois. They do. They call it bourgeois. And then they. Then they say that the cow farts are going to destroy the planet. They don't want us to eat beef. Beef. It's very clear with James Tallarico, by the way. Very clear. They don't want us to eat beef. And they also want to create a new vaccine that everybody's gonna have to take.

[Michael Charbon]

Well, the price of food now, beef is still relatively expensive, so the overall consumption of beef has gone down. More people are integrating more vegetables and legumes in their. In their diet. But far and few between is still the connection there. When you see Bill Gates investigating tick research, doing fake meat and some Lone Star. I think there has to be some type of level investigation.

[Rob Carson]

I don't trust Bill Gates as far as I can throw him. As my dad would say, let's move on to Swedish biohacks and wallet more. This is. This is one of those things. Like at Whole Foods, they had this thing where you could scan your palm and buy your groceries. And they got rid of that because it was too bloody creepy. It was just too weird. What's this?

[Michael Charbon]

This is something which is the Size of a piece of rice. And they put it on the top part of your hand between your thumb and your index finger in that fatty area there. And the problem is that you can scan your hand. So it's kind of like, you know how you can. You can tap. It's like tapping with your hand. I think this is so scary because we already have. We already have a problem where you can track people, where we're on your phone. They can see where you are, what you're doing. I think this is dangerous because this is basically doing the same thing that you would do. You do it to your dog. You put a tip in your dog, your dog. But this has got your credit card information.

[Rob Carson]

So why don't we cut your hand off? So you just take your. Cut your hand off.

[Michael Charbon]

Well, yeah, that number absolutely correct. And secondarily, if you rob someone, all you've got to do is to be able to manhandle their hand over something and you can do a transaction. I think this is terrible, but these are two independent companies who are in market now. Like, this isn't the future. This is happening now.

[Rob Carson]

I'm not gonna do that crap. Not gonna do it. By the way, they do that, that hand palm print thing at am, you know, in Amazon grocery stores. And it wasn't working with teenagers, boys, because there's no print there. You know. Anyway, let's move on. Let's talk about the Texas. There's no print on this one. No print on it. There's calluses on the other. Okay, let's talk about the Texas primary Sharia law and whatnot.

[Michael Charbon]

So there is. We have a problem in North America. We're seeing it in a very advanced form in the uk.

[Rob Carson]

No, I know.

[Michael Charbon]

Where Sharia law and radical Muslims are trying to take over what we consider as our moral code, our way of life. Now, there's no disrespect to the Muslim religion. I have many people who are the wonderfulest, most embracing people. But those who wish to push Sharia law, having audio calls three times a day with megaphone, calling people to prayer. And many of these. Now they're starting to say that. That while you. You can't have a ham sandwich in school because it's an offensive. There has to be a scenario where North Americans are saying, we are a Judeo Christian society by which we embrace other religions, but we are not going to change our core values in what we do.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, I think that's. I think it's already happening, Michael. That's already happening.

[Michael Charbon]

They were Starting to tell them that they couldn't eat sausage.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, that is. That is ridiculous. And I think we've reached a breaking point on all of this. This nonsense. 25 years after 9 11, I think we've had enough. We were tolerant. We were never intolerant. After 9 11, by the way, George Bush assumed the worst of us. He assumed that we were gonna burn mosques and all that. We never did. But we allowed people to come in who like to burn synagogues. That's the problem. So I think we've reached a breaking point as far as Sharia law and this move toward Sharia. It ain't gonna happen.

[Michael Charbon]

But look what's happening in the uk. I know. Well, they're the UK serious problem in the uk.

[Caller/Guest 3]

I know it is.

[Rob Carson]

I know it is. But did you see what happened with what's his name, Starmer, getting his rear end handed to him? I think that patriotic English are sick and damn tired of it. And I think we're in the midst of a major people around the world and a return to Christianity, Judeo, Christian ethics and whatnot. I believe that. I do.

[Michael Charbon]

I agree. Well, there's a whole bunch of a movement that's happening in Germany and in Sweden and in Norway where they're starting to talk about the same kind of illegal immigrant criminal entities that are killing and raping. And now they're saying here, let's talk about this and let's make it into the general media form because they were suppressed before, but now I think you're right. I think there was a movement to kind of say, enough is enough.

[Rob Carson]

You know, I'm tired of hearing this. You're Islamophobic. And the same way when you can't criticize Somalians coming from the meth lab trailer, part of the world. Somalia, a hellhole and all of that. And you, oh, you can't talk about the fraud because you're a racist. Shut up. Shut up. I've had enough. I've had enough. I'm intolerant of tolerance. We gotta go. Michael Charbone, tell everybody where they can find your glorious work.

[Michael Charbon]

Every week on Sunday, I'm on Newsmax on the John Glasgow show just before around 12 o'. Clock. Also, Michael a charbon.com and the show Paramore Report on YouTube. All right, brother, appreciate you always.

[Rob Carson]

God bless you. Have a glorious weekend. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. There's always room for Zeppelin. So one of the favorite jingles on the show is our winning jingle. And I Think I'm gonna play the winning jingle right now. We love to win. Winning, winning. So much winning. It's life.

[Show Announcer]

Lots of winning.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Lots of winning.

[Rob Carson]

Lots of winning. Lots of winning.

[Michael Charbon]

Lots of winning.

[Rob Carson]

Lots of winning. It's oh, so good. I just saw online they have the. The. The little area in front of Union station here in D.C. all cleaned up and beautiful. They had a homeless encampment in across the street there when I first moved here. And then Donald Trump came up and cleaned up the entire dang city, which is. Is amazing. It is amazing. And they're getting ready to fill up the. The reflecting pool. It's going to be awesome. The Democrats are shrinking back into hell because they made it into such an novel place. Here is a Washington D.C. woman talking. I played this a little while ago. There's a. There is a fountain and a park named after Malcolm X that's been closed down for 10 years. And now it's a wonderful place to go. We're gonna hear from this woman down. Checking out this glorious park. And then the prezi.

[Show Announcer]

I've lived near Meridian hill Park in D.C. for almost two years now.

[Rob Carson]

Meridian Hill park.

[Show Announcer]

And the water's never been in the pond there.

[Rob Carson]

This has never happened before.

[Show Announcer]

I was always too afraid to come here because of the homeless people. But they're all gone.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Show Announcer]

And it seriously looks like Paris. I mean, I've never seen this many people out here. Trump said he was gonna clean out D.C. and he did. It is clean. It's calm, it's quiet.

[Caller/Guest 1]

It's actually exciting. I wanna run over there today if I can. You know, I always have a problem. Secret Service is in love with my walking along.

[Caller/Guest 2]

Checking.

[Caller/Guest 1]

Checking the sidewalk, the new sidewalk, to see whether or not they pointed it correctly. We did 28 or 29 fountains. I made a contribution to redoing Lafayette Park. That's the entrance to the White House. And it was an embarrassment.

[Rob Carson]

You're right. That's in front of the White House. It's beautiful. It is beautiful. You got to come to Washington D.C. yet here's a reporter saying that despite the fact that Donald Trump is beautifying Washington D.C. has cut crime dramatically because of the national guard. That D.C. residents don't want the National Guard. Polls show that a majority of D.C. residents don't support the Guard here. So what's your message? Really? Which polls? Which polls? Polls. The majority of D.C. residents. I'm highly skeptical that a majority of D.C. residents don't want their city to be. To have better public safety and more reasonable safety standards within Washington, D.C. i don't know what poll you're talking about. Now here's a little montage of people who live in Democrat cities, including Seattle.

[Caller/Guest 2]

By the way, it's terrifying to live here, and it's even more terrifying that the city is absolutely doing nothing to protect the citizens in this neighborhood.

[Jill Biden (voice clips)]

We're just afraid that somebody, that a

[Mint Mobile Announcer]

neighbor's going to have to die before the city will do something.

[Rob Carson]

We don't have to live in darkness anymore. Some amazing things are happening across the country. The Democrat Party is doing the death spiral I told you about. James Talarico is not gonna get elected and neither is Graham Platner. Details on all of that coming up after the top of the hour on the Rob Carson Show. Don't go anywhere.