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Interviewer/Reporter
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Rob Carson
You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the World Wide Web.
Interviewer/Reporter
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Rob Carson
This is our number three of the Rob Carson Show. Welcome to it. Thanks for joining me today. What a, what a weekend, man. What a. What a week. And what a weekend I had. You know, last Tuesday, I took off to be with my daughter, among other things. And, and then on, on Thursday, I was off going with listeners from our anchor station WCBM in Baltimore to Gettysburg. And it ended up being more profound than I could have ever imagined. Just remarkable. And then this weekend, going to the Potomac and seeing tall ships and fireworks and then dancing in the street with people from other countries for the World Cup. And it was, oh, my God, it was so funny. Guys, if you missed the monologue, the first monologue of the first hour, I went downtown with a friend, a new friend. His name's Mike. He's from Wisconsin. He's about 20 years my junior. And he's got a girlfriend from Colombia named Jimena and she looks like Sofia Vergara. I. My guy. Yeah. So anyway, we go. That's the only sound I could come up with. So we go down, down. We go down. We. And I just invited him over. I, you know, had the first time I have actually had people in my apartment and I invite him over, had some, you know, snacks and I smoked salmon. I smoked the salmon and, and then I said, you guys want to go down to King street with us and hang out, see the tall ships? Okay.
Voice Actor/Announcer
Okay.
Rob Carson
So we get in Buck my Bronco and we just start cranking all the tunes that everybody wants to hear. Cranking the tunes, singing along to all the tunes, parking the car, going to see the fireworks and the tall ships. Then we get in this group of people, about a couple hundred people in the middle of the street playing, you know, the classic lion dances, cha cha slide and the, you know, the Macarena and all that. And then it goes into like fun Hispanic, Cuban ethnic music. Like, I mean, I don't even know some of the word. A lot of it was in Spanish, but it didn't matter. People were dancing and, and, and it was joyous. And Joey and I end up being dragged into the middle of this group because I, there was this little like 60 something year old woman from Central to South America and, and I just, I just came up with dance moves that I haven't had since high school, swing choir. And, and I was doing this thing and then I started just doing. And the crowd starts chanting, go, go, go. I'm like, what? And I think they meant leave. But no, but no. It was really positive, it was really amazing and it was just, it was joyous. And we felt this way around the country this weekend. Around the country because of the World cup is here. And instead of being a dark and awful place that everybody in America, you know, all the left, has convinced a lot of people that America is a terrible, terrible place. And they've done their level best to use the tenets of Mao and Stalin to tell us that America is a terr. And they tore down our statues in Columbus and they got rid of all of that and all that. And we survived it. And we survived it. And now they're coming here and they're seeing the glory of America and they're going, wow. The soccer fans from all over the world are going, wow, what is this? Buc ee's? What is this? Biscuits and gravy? What is this? Barbecue. What is this? Barbecue? And then they take a bite and their eyes roll back in their heads and they go, oh my Lord. And then some of them go back to where they come from and they want to come back. They're like, I want to be here in Americ. And here, here's a guy that I just, I've been tearing this all morning. Here's a guy from Great Britain. Listen to this guy.
British Immigrant/Guest
Here is a list of things that I absolutely adore and love about America. And this list is going to be super long. There's going to be a lot of different random things in there, but just you'll like it. Number one, the people of America. I'm not even kidding when I tell you the amount of love, kind of support, help, service, and just joy that I've experienced from America.
Rob Carson
He's not getting it from Democrats, because Democrats are awful sa. They think that America sucks. They don't welcome people like we do.
British Immigrant/Guest
Americans in my time here in these 14 years has been completely unmatched. People in America are so hospitable. They love to serve others. They're so positive. That's one of the main reasons why I wanted to move to America.
Rob Carson
Yeah, Democrats say we're all racist and everything. We hate black people and stuff.
British Immigrant/Guest
In terms of soccer is just. Everything is upbeat and everyone is encouraging, and I just need that at that time. And America epitomizes positivity. Cup is half full over here all the time. Number two, I love how each state is like its own little world and its own little country. Every single one is completely different. That's what makes America unique and amazing.
Rob Carson
I mean, Alaska, Florida's a little iffy,
British Immigrant/Guest
and Hawaii, completely different. Texas and Connecticut, completely different. New Hampshire and Alabama, completely different.
Rob Carson
But you name it.
British Immigrant/Guest
It's just full of uniqueness, this country. And I love it.
Rob Carson
I love it, too, man. I just love it. I told you. I told you. Telling you. I. We are in serendipitous times.
British Immigrant/Guest
There's.
Rob Carson
We're in a great awakening. It's wonderful. And they tried to tear us down in every way, shape and form. They kneeled during the national anthem. They tore down our statues. They said that we were racist and all of this.
Narrator/Commentator
And.
Rob Carson
And they all failed. They just failed. It's just wonderful. I just love it. And then this weekend, they did a counter protest to the magnificent USC UFC fight on. On the White House grounds. Listen to this. Listen how bad this is. The song is called I think Organize. Like, I could be
British Immigrant/Guest
organized.
Rob Carson
Organize, organize, organize, organize. Yeah, I'm pretty sure now, like, 97% sure. The song is called Organized. Okay. So, yeah, I think it's down 100.
Political Analyst
Sure.
Rob Carson
It's called Organized. That's their stupid, stupid protests this weekend. These. And Robert Dairo was there and everything. No one is getting left behind this time. No one is getting left behind.
Political Correspondent
Not this time.
Rob Carson
No One is getting. Oh, my God. That's what they had there. Counter protesting the UFC fight, which was actually pretty amazing and featured a national anthem that was breathtaking. Oh, say can you see Amazing by
Interviewer/Reporter
the dawn's early light.
Rob Carson
I don't want to interrupt it, but I'll go to the end here because, you know, we know how it ends. And I mean, it'd be disrespectful. This is an official playing of the national anthem. It's just this playing of the national anthem. Listen to the jets fly over. Kill the Jets. The Jets, Yeah, I got some Jets.
That's here.
America discovered that we've created. Let's compare it to the. The counter protest by the liberals over here. They did a flyby. It was. Instead of jets, it was gaseous emissions. Here's. Here's a little bit more of this. This terrible, terrible song. Well, it's not playing for some reason. All right, hold on one second. Here is the awful song being done. There's the flyover. No one is getting left behind.
Political Correspondent
Not this time.
Rob Carson
No one is getting left. That's your Democrat Party. What did I tell you? What am I gonna do here? I said we overwhelmed women with joy and faith and patriotism. I will handle the mockery, ridicule, and satire. Right, Right. Did I do that? Okay, I know. It was kind of childish. I don't even care, America. There you go. Oh, oh, here, I should play this. You know, the Knicks won the. The NBA championship, and because Donald Trump was. There was a game number three or game number two, I can't remember. And of course, Stephen A. Smith was all mad that Donald Trump was there and Donald Trump was going to cause the Knicks to lo. Going to cause the Knicks to lose. And they ended up winning for the first time since 1973. Unfortunately, typical of now New York and Zoran Mannami's leadership. 2:00 in the morning, crowd scattered as a gunshot near 43rd and Broadway street happened. Ten police officers injured, including one who was punched in the face and another who was struck with a glass bottle. You see, there's a guy in charge of the city now who wanted to defund the police, and he's very anti police and all that. So that's probably why. Four stabbing slashings, five school buses were lit on fire and destroyed with B after fans had jumped on top of them. This would not have happened in Des Moines. I want to tell you that. Kansas City, the Chiefs won the Super Bowl. They went to the super bowl three times when I lived there. And they won the World Series the year that I got there and there were no cars burned and stuff and they didn't riot. So there is that. But that's, that's, that's New York City and that's liberalism for you. This is Jim Gossett singing about the Knicks. If I were a Knicks fan I'd be in the slammer for the laws that I broke they sure could hold me in a tiny cell if I were a New York fan. Hey, if I were a Knicks fan I'd be on the hook for all of the damage that I caused
Voice Actor/Announcer
they
Rob Carson
would simply have me dead to rights. I'd be an impoverished man. Yeah, you know, if I were a Knicks fan I'd be glad that Mamdani is so soft on crime. His goal is to defund the police. Cause he is a Marxist man. Yeah, Islam is too. If I were a Spurs fan, I'd say, what the hell happened to you in game four? You clowns led the Knicks by 29. Makes it hard to be a fan. Don't consider me a fan. But I'll tell you, Donald Trump did more for the NBA this season than has been done since Jordan was the, was playing. Let's take a break and come back more with Susan Collins, a brilliant new ad. And then the Democrats singing from the same playbook with regard to Grand Platinum. That's on the other side of the break. And this is the Rob Carson show. You know, I mentioned last week that the reason why the Democrat party couldn't get good and decent men to be candidates for national offices because they're just insane. And I mean, honestly, honestly, what, what reasonable human being as a, as a, as a man, father, husband, whatever, would want to see children become mutilated eunuchs with this fantasy of changing their gender and boys competing with girls and all of the nonsense. I mean, the insanity of the Democrat Party, you have to be unhinged and they are fighting it increasingly. They can't find anybody, they can't find anybody who is reasonable, sane and decent who would be down with all of this crap. So here is Victor Davis Hanson saying what I said last week in a much more eloquent fashion because he's brilliant
Political Analyst
party completely lost the so called white working class. But now they want to win the House. As soon as they get the House in January, they will impeach Donald Trump. They can't do anything to Donald Trump unless they get 60 votes to convict him. So now all of a sudden the emphasis is on we've got to find White, working class, genuine people. It's very hard for them because they're nuts. They are not genuine people themselves. So now Pete Buttigieg is wearing a caterpillar.
Rob Carson
It's booty gig. Pronounce it properly.
Political Analyst
Their hat, bone, a beard, Levi's. As if he is going to represent the white.
Rob Carson
He had a paternity leave with an adopted baby.
Political Analyst
In class they thought that maybe they could have the evangelical angle and so they dug up James Tallock Rico. He said that Jesus was non binary. He comes across as a peep but a jig at a pulpit. They tried it again in Maine. They think they can knock off Susan Collins. So they ran Ram Platner. He assured the Democrats that they could could relax and he would be a viable candidate and beat Susan Collins. Some of his girlfriends came forward. They knew that he bragged about his hotenkop Nazi tattoo on his chest. He used the German word for death's head, which is only used since World War II in the context of the SS. After he had assured people there'd be no new revelations. There were these revelations as aired in the New York.
Rob Carson
Yeah, this is what the Democrat Party has. This is the best they have to offer. That's a really sad thing about it. It's crazy. Here's John Fetterman, the only voice of reason in the Democrat Party talking about Graham Platner putting his D word for Richard picks on a hookup platform that is known as a magnet for pedophiles.
Interviewer/Reporter
You know, and now you're, you know, you're.
Rob Carson
Other than that. He's a great candidate journalist.
Interviewer/Reporter
You all know what Kik is for and you know they have significant problems about being, you know, the predators. Predators playground for there. You know, why can't someone perhaps you ask him why did you choose Kick? Of all the different apps, you know why he's on.
Rob Carson
He's on. Sorry, NBC. There is NBC. Call it out. I believe it's Kristen Welker. Why aren't you asking these questions?
Interviewer/Reporter
Did you choose Kick? And you know, what was your safeguards to make sure that you weren't interacting with people that are at least legal underage appropriate too. And now he could just. We could just, just drop it. You know, he could just release all of those kinds of texts and he could explain it for everybody. You know, he could clear it all up. But right now, this is what I'm saying. Like he's an unknown guy that's been lying about his, his character and his record ever since. Now I'm sure there'll be more shoes to drop. And it's only June.
Rob Carson
There you go. That's John Fetterman. He's not going to be the candidate. He's going to. He's going to end up dropping a. That's what I'm hearing. That's what I. That's what my gut is telling me, of course, and common sense. And I'm right about 100% of the time. Tony Kennan also says there's. There's much to be. There's much coming. There's much coming. Meanwhile, Susan Collins, or whoever's doing her, she's not doing it because she's not a very humorous person. That said, whoever's doing a campaign came up this brilliant campaign, and this is what I do, okay? This is mockery, ridicule, and satire to make a point. And this is actually genius. This is a genius ad from Susan Collins about Graham Plattner.
Voice Actor/Announcer
Sus.
Rob Carson
Susan Collins spent time as a kid picking potatoes in Maine. Graham Platner spent time as a kid at a $70,000 a year prep school in Connecticut. Yeah. Susan Collins has brought more than $1.5 billion back to Maine for hospitals, schools, roads, and communities across the state. Graham Platner runs a Hobby Oyster farm whose only customer is his mother's restaurant. Graham, say hi to your mother for me, okay? Susan Collins doesn't have a Nazi tattoo and she doesn't have an account on a notorious predator paradise app. Graham Platner did for years, and this was his profile picture. Oh, gosh, please, please, get that off the screen. Anyway, Susan Collins, a senator we can be proud of. That is genius. Old school film strip sound, old school production. Boom, boom, ba boom, ba boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Raphael, Warnock, Warlock. It's Warlock. It's Warnock. He is asked about the character flaws of Grand Plantar, and he defers to promoting his book.
Political Correspondent
Senator, let me talk to you about the midterms. One of the big headlines this week, Democrats officially nominating Graham Platner as their Senate candidate in Maine despite a swirl of controversies from allegations of abusive behavior, from ex girlfriends, which he firmly denies, to a tattoo associated with a Nazi symbol. He says he obtained that without understanding its meaning. He has since covered it up.
Interviewer/Reporter
Sure.
Political Correspondent
Do you believe Graham Platner has the character to serve in the United States Senate?
Rob Carson
Listen.
Interviewer/Reporter
Well, here's what I'll say. Character matters, and that's what I'm saying in this new book that I've written.
Rob Carson
He uses it to promote his crappy book.
Interviewer/Reporter
Nobody's going to read the Crooked Place is made straight. And I think that the voters of Maine. Of Maine have an opportunity to see who they want to represent them in the United States.
Rob Carson
There they go. They push it off on the voters of Maine. You could be Satan himself and they just say it's up to the voters of Maine. I want you to hear the talking points of the Democrat Party echoed by Hakeem, Hakeem Jeffries and Raphael Warlock.
Political Correspondent
Does Graham Platner have the character to be a U.S. senator Leader Jeffries, Listen,
Interviewer/Reporter
the voters of Maine are ultimately going to be the ones to decide what's in the best interest of the people of Maine at this period of time.
Rob Carson
Time.
Interviewer/Reporter
I'm just focused on making sure we take back control of the House of Representatives.
Political Correspondent
You believe Graham Platner has the character to serve in the United States Senate?
Interviewer/Reporter
I think that the voters of may have an opportunity to see who they want to represent them in the Senate. They will decide that.
Political Correspondent
You know, you are considered a leader within the Democratic Party. Do you plan to campaign for Graham Platinum?
Rob Carson
Senator?
Narrator/Commentator
Come on.
Interviewer/Reporter
I intend to focus on the people of Georgia.
Voice Actor/Announcer
There you go.
Rob Carson
There you go. I told you this last week. The evolution of their narrative now is to not to completely ignore Graham Platner. Say that it's up to the people of Maine. And I've either I'm working on my own race for so for whatever for Senate or I am focused on the people's business or whatever. That is their talking point. Notice, notice. No women now. No women. Did you see any women this weekend on the big talk shows? Women supporting Graham Platner? Not one.
Political Correspondent
Dang.
Rob Carson
One of them. Not one of them. Where's Elizabeth Warren? Where are all these Democrat women? Where's Ilhan Omar? Where's Stella, you know, whatever the hell. Presley. Where all these. They're not. They're not. He's done. Stick a fork in him. But make it last as long as possible. Get this close to November so they're stuck with them and well, they're going to lose anyway. Stick it back and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey guys, it's Carson for Relief Factor. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Those words weren't written for history books. They were written for you. But it's hard to pursue happiness when pain is a part of your everyday life. Relief Factor was created to help people address inflammation, one of the most common causes of ongoing aches and pains from aging over exertion in daily living. It's a 100 drug free research based formula that works through multiple metabolic pathways to support comfort and mobility. No prescription, no masking symptoms, just real relief so you can keep moving forward. I work out every other day. I crush it at the gym and I ride my bike 100 miles on the weekend. I credit relief factor for making all of those activities pain free. And as America celebrates 250 years of independence, give yourself a chance to reclaim yours. To commemorate, they're offering a special patriotic price. Just 1776. Yeah. So you can pursue your happiness being pain free. Your $17.76 three week quick start is ready for you. Visit relieffactor.com or call 800-number-4 relief. That's relieffactor.com or 800-4 relief. The Rob Carson show is presented by Paramount plus the agency. All episodes streaming June 21st on Paramount Plus. In the world of espionage, truth is a moving target. And every decision carries a dangerous consequence. This new mission explores what it means to live as a double agent. Twice the lies, twice the risks. The lines between ally and enemy blur like never before. And survival depends on trusting no one. Starring Michael Fassbender, Jeffrey Wright, Jody Turner Smith and Richard Gere. Don't miss the agency. All episodes streaming June 21st on Paramount Plus.
Narrator/Commentator
Now back to the Rob Carson show,
Rob Carson
presented by Paramount Plus. I listened to a little Biggie in the car this weekend. I like, I like a little hip hop. And I'll just be honest with you, I know a lot of people like hip hop is like, no, no, I, I, there's a lot of really good hip hop. Actually, there's a new, a new kind of movie that's called Gangsta Grass. And it's hip hop meets bluegrass and even Snoop Doggy Dog. Snoop Doggy dog. Snoop Dogg is got a country song. I know, it's crazy. If you, if you listen to like soul and R B and hip hop, they have a lot of similarity to country and bluegrass. You just don't even know it. You don't even know. You gotta listen. Telling, you gotta listen. It's all folk music. Yes, it is. You're thinking it's just thugs. No, it's not. No, it's not. Democrats think they're absolutely gonna kick some butt in the midterms because they're the midterms. That's the only reason, the only reason they have. They have no plan for the country. They have no love of the country. They hate Donald Trump. They've burned their way across the country. They open the southern border to our enemies. They tried to destroy the country and they think they're going to win the midterms. Here's Harry Hinton from cnn. So what are the warning signs here?
Political Correspondent
Yeah, I think the warning sign is this. Democrats have an edge, but compared to what we see historically, it's really not that big of a lead. I mean just take a look here. Okay, this is Congress national June polls, Dem leads. And this is NBC News midterm years with the GOP press. Look at this, they're up by five points. But that's half the lead they had back in 2018 when it was 10 points points and less than half the lead they had back in 2006 with 11 points when Democrats took back the House in both of those years. And now the Democratic lead is on a single hand. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 points.
Rob Carson
Yeah, as always, because Republicans always freak out, you know, rise and take, you're going to cry and lose. The sky is falling. Oh my God, I got a murder, death and explosions. Of course we know this. We are battle hardened warriors. We know what we have to do. We know what is at stake. We know what they did to our country. We know what we had to do to put Donald Trump back in office. And by God in heaven, we are not going to let it go in the midterms so Democrats can take over and start wrecking the country again. Okay, okay, so how about quit being a bunch of meow meows and say, okay, well let's just kick some butt there then. Let's just put the pedal to the metal and stay and revel in the joy that is our country and quit your wah wang. How's that? I got no time for rhino bullcrap, to be quite honest. Buy some gold, put some silver in your pocket, everything is more expensive right now. How are you going to afford gold? Well, how about you look at the 401k from a previous employer, which I did. I sold cars and I had some money and I said I want to get on the gold train because I'm going to let it ride for about 10 years. So I said, birch gold. I looked at the gigantic gross of gold, growth of gold 10 years ago where 1200 bucks went up to $5600 this year. And right now it's in the mid fours, the mid four thousand dollar range. So I said go, take it, take it, do it. Made it easy, made it simple. Burt's goal gives you a little, a little incentive, a little, you know, a little something a special America 251 ounce silver round for every $10,000 you purchase by July 10th. Okay, so just text my name, Rob to 989898 to take advantage of free America Silver 250 with qualifying purchase. You're just going to get information, no obligation, just information. Text Rob to 989-898 for Birch Gold today. For Birch Gold today. All right, what else did I have here? Oh, I want to play this. This is kind of fun. Sean Farish. Sean Farish is a brilliant guy. Years ago I had him on the show, and since then, I'm not taking all the credit, just a good amount of it. Years ago on the show, had him on the show and he. And he did a Trump impression, but he didn't write any jokes into it. He just did an interview with Trump. And I said, dude, you can't do that. You got to write some jokes. And he just took off, man. He just took off. Here is Sean Farish celebrating the president's 80th birthday.
Voice Actor/Announcer
This is your favorite president, or as many people will call me today, your favorite birthday boy. The greatest birthday boy in the history of our country, nobody's ever seen anything like it.
Rob Carson
Thousand percent.
Voice Actor/Announcer
The fake news will never admit it, but I'm the greatest birthday boy the world has ever seen. 80 big beautiful years of strength, perfection and greatness, and nobody's ever seen anything like it. It's a lot better than the last president who turned 80 when he in office. Crooked Joe Biden, he didn't know who the hell he was. He didn't know where the hell he was, but he knew he liked his chocolate chocolate chip, his ice cream chocolate chocolate chip. And Crooked Joe Biden made a chocolate chocolate mess on the floor of the Vatican. Remember that? We call it Operation Tootsie Roll. In front of the Pope. You're not supposed to do that. It was the only time the Pope has ever said, holy sugar honey iced tea. What the hell is that? Not supposed to do that. Crooked Joe, what a disgrace. But on my 80th birthday, we're very happy. My doctors, they say to me, sir, your numbers are through the roof. Sir, they're going up like a rocket ship. We've never seen better numbers before. What is your secret? I said, I play a lot of golf and I eat a lot of Big Macs and everybody thinks the Big Mac isn't good for you. It's been great for me. There you go.
Rob Carson
That is Sean Ferris. Just brilliant, brilliant, brilliant satire. And again, the left. The reason why conservative comedy is ascending is because the left can't be taken seriously anymore. There we Go. Oh, this is good. I got some good stuff here. I got some really good stuff here. Let's do. Oh, Spencer Pratt on Friday. He's not going into the. You know, just disappearing into the darkness. He is. He is going after Karen Bass and Nit Wit Ramen Noodles. And here is the end of his. The tail end of his message to them and what he's got planned. I know he's very bitter.
Political Correspondent
My goal hasn't changed. I've been laser focused on stopping these commie animals, and I will stop them. If you think we uncovered a lot of fraud and evil in the campaign, just wait. We have some recordings of one of your exalted candidates doing and saying something that would make her resign in shame. I was saving it for the general election. Go ahead and pick your demon, certify your choice, and then you get to see it.
Rob Carson
So I think it's going to be Karen Bass, but I could be wrong.
Political Correspondent
Karen Nithya, ask yourself, is it possible that one of your employees may have a recording of you doing or saying something that would force you to resign in disgrace? Hope you sleep well at night over the next five months. Because you know who hasn't slept well at all for the last 17 months? My mom. All my neighbors in the Palisades. All the moms who worry about their kids walking past drug addicts in front of their schools. All the business owners getting crushed in the LA economy, worried that they can't stay in business and feed their kids. Angelenos have been struggling for years now, all while corrupt politicians and fraudulent NGOs profit off the misery and fleece us for the tax dollars. Well, now we're flipping the script. I want all of you awake at night sweating and worried about 5am with an FBI Blazer busting the door, breaking open your office. Because I assure you, they're coming. You think your election was gonna stop me? If you want to stop me, you're
Rob Carson
gonna have to kill me.
Political Analyst
Wow.
Rob Carson
Oh, I hope so, man. I really hope so. Billy Bush did something real funny. Real funny. It's really funny. I know proper English. Sometimes I occasionally use improper English to make a point. Just want you to know I know. I know proper English. Sometimes I do it to make a point and sound colloquial case you wanted because I kind of use language, you know, I like to use language. So here we go. Here is a Billy Bush with a hilarious mockumentary about vote harvesting in California.
Voice Actor/Announcer
It's harvest season in California. Not for oranges, not for almonds, not even for votes for ballots across California. Ballots are planted a month before election Day and harvested for weeks afterward.
Rob Carson
They are.
Voice Actor/Announcer
The strategy is no longer hidden. The campaign is not one on election Day. It's one in the collection.
Rob Carson
Weird.
Voice Actor/Announcer
California has built something entirely different than the rest of the country.
Rob Carson
Crazy.
Voice Actor/Announcer
A system where 80% of residents vote by mail.
Rob Carson
Sure.
Voice Actor/Announcer
It's in the upper system where third parties can collect ballots. A system where political organizations and ground games don't simply persuade voters, they pursue ballots.
Rob Carson
Interesting.
Voice Actor/Announcer
The architects call it equal access. The critics call it harvesting.
Rob Carson
Interesting.
Voice Actor/Announcer
Whatever name you prefer, at the very least it is deeply flawed, if not totally corrupt.
Rob Carson
Now, by the way, Michael Knowles did a brilliant piece this weekend about. About the history of the Democrat Party. I thought, really the last 20, 30 years, the Democrat Party started not pursuing the will of the people, rather just using the election system to get them elected so they could unleash things that otherwise people would never before. They've been doing it for 190 years. I'm going to share that on the other side of the break. So don't go anywhere. This is the Rob Carson Show. Welcome to the show. Come on. I choose my own bumper music. Thought you should know. Just a little bit of funk there on the show. Be careful. This is a family show. Michael Knowles talked about the Democrat Party. He's. He's a brilliant dude. Michael Knowles, a brilliant dude. I do entertainment and punditry. He is just an intellect. And this is a very interesting look at the Democrat Party's history of voting.
Narrator/Commentator
On election day 2026, insurgent candidate Spencer Pratt looked like he might flip Los Angeles to the Republican edging out socialist candidate Nidhia Rahman, setting up a runoff between former communist turned Democrat incumbent Karen Bass and the Republican Pratt. But then something strange happened.
Rob Carson
Weird.
Narrator/Commentator
After five days of counting extra ballots, the socialist Rahman came up with just enough ballots.
Rob Carson
That is weird because all the ballots really just came in for her. Not. Not Karen, Mass. It was just kind of weird how
Narrator/Commentator
that happened to overtake Pratt.
Rob Carson
Meaning I would never say anything fraudulent happened. I never would. It was purely on the up and
Narrator/Commentator
up that no matter what happened in the runoff, a Democrat would continue to run LA into the ground. How did the Democrats do it?
Voice Actor/Announcer
I don't know.
Narrator/Commentator
To answer that question, we need to take a trip down memory lane. The Democratic Party was founded in 1828. Shortly thereafter, party apparatuses such as Tammany hall institutionalized election theft.
Voice Actor/Announcer
What?
Narrator/Commentator
By stuffing ballot boxes?
Rob Carson
What?
Narrator/Commentator
Repeat voting.
Rob Carson
What?
Narrator/Commentator
Casting ballots for dead people.
Rob Carson
Wow.
Narrator/Commentator
Bribery, intimidation, absentee ballots. Ballot harvesting and importing voters from outside areas. An audit of a New York City.
Rob Carson
It's like if all that went away, the Democrats wouldn't win anymore. And guess what? It's all going away.
Narrator/Commentator
City election in 1868, for example, found that 16% of all votes cast were fraudulent, cooked up by Democrats in Tammany Hall. In 1948, Lyndon Johnson infamously stole a Texas Senate seat thanks to the drop of 202 late votes in ballot box 13, giving LBJ an 87 vote victory.
Rob Carson
Weird.
Narrator/Commentator
That brazen election theft made it all the way up to the Supreme Court, which ultimately didn't want to get involved and washed its hands of the matter. As a result, LBJ went on to become Vice president and then President of the United States. In 1994, Democrats tried to steal a state Senate seat in Pennsylvania. On election Day, Republican Bruce Marks led Democrat William Snake stinson by over 500 votes.
Political Analyst
I remember that.
Narrator/Commentator
But the absentee ballots curiously went overwhelmingly for the Democrats.
Rob Carson
Isn't that weird how they always happen
Narrator/Commentator
that way, giving Stinson just enough votes?
Rob Carson
Joe Biden got millions and millions of votes the day after the election in, in 2020. And. And, and then the. The battleground states stopped counting the votes and all of the votes came in for Joe Biden pretty much the next day to win. Overall, there's no fraud, but, you know, whatever.
Narrator/Commentator
In that case, how? Luckily, the federal judge found that Philadelphia election officials had illegally delivered hundreds of absentee ballot packets directly to the Democrats.
Rob Carson
That's interesting.
Narrator/Commentator
Who in turn collected votes from people who were ineligible to cast votes.
Rob Carson
What?
Narrator/Commentator
When they weren't forging the votes outright.
Rob Carson
Really?
Narrator/Commentator
Democrats ran precisely the same absentee ballot playbook in 2003 in the East Chicago, Indiana. Mayor's race fraud we know about only because the Indiana Supreme Court decided to get involved.
Rob Carson
This is Edu McCann Educational ordering a
Narrator/Commentator
new election which the Democrat fraudster happily lost.
Rob Carson
That's crazy.
Narrator/Commentator
Democrats reliance on absentee ballot harvesting became so widespread, especially in states such as Illinois, Arkansas and Georgia.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Narrator/Commentator
That the 1982 Illinois elections resulted in 62 indictments and 58 convictions for election fraud.
Rob Carson
What?
Political Correspondent
Really?
Narrator/Commentator
There's no voter fraud involving not only campaign workers, but precinct captains and election officials?
Rob Carson
Crazy.
Narrator/Commentator
In Chicago alone, a grand jury found that 100,000 for all fraudulent votes had been cast.
Rob Carson
What? There's no voter fraud?
Narrator/Commentator
But Chicago had already been a central hub of Democrat election theft, for it
Rob Carson
always has been decades.
Voice Actor/Announcer
Yeah.
Narrator/Commentator
Most infamously exemplified by the 1960 presidential election in which Robert Dallek A biographer of both John F. Kennedy and Richard Nixon. I remember this Democrats, quote, probably stole Illinois from Nixon.
Rob Carson
Weird.
Narrator/Commentator
In 2020, Democrat politicians infamously changed voter laws throughout the United States.
Rob Carson
Well, that sounds like disinformation.
Narrator/Commentator
To increase absentee ballots and insecure ballot dropboxes in some cases, such as Pennsylvania, in violation of the state constitution.
Rob Carson
And then they censored us and said we couldn't say that there was maybe fraud or something. They told us we couldn't even talk about it. And we had our Facebook pages taken away the next day after the election,
Narrator/Commentator
despite claims of perfectly secure elections, of
Rob Carson
course, they said it was going to be perfect.
Narrator/Commentator
Hundreds of Democrats over American history have been convicted over election four fraud. And those convictions represent only a small percentage of cases which represent only a small percentage of allegations of voter fraud. Widely acknowledged by historians and really by anyone with eyes.
Rob Carson
Yeah, yeah. So, you know, they always tell you that the sky is green and then when you say it isn't, it's blue. Then they do their level best to make you feel like a fool. But we're not going to be fooled anymore, are we? I'm, I'm, I'm done with the Democrat party trying to make me feel like a fool. It's like, it's like an alcoholic when they're covering up their booze and the wife finds a bottle in the back of the truck or something and he goes, well, honey, that was from whatever. How could you possibly think that I would be drinking again? And then she feels bad about it and stays in the marriage a couple more years, you understand? And trust me, I speak from experience. I was an idiot that way. Nobody. You're not fooling anybody. You're not fooling anybody. But we aren't going to feel bad about it anymore. You're not going to be able to. To make us feel bad for believing what should be absolutely obvious. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Subcontractors are claiming they haven't been paid
Political Correspondent
yet for the work on the project.
Interviewer/Reporter
So many of our black contractors have complained about they have not got their money. But the other side of it, a lot of the black community and the newspapers do not know that these people have not been paid. Contractors are already in bankruptcy. That's what they saying, that if it wasn't the fact that they worked on this Obama problem project, they would not be under this type of problem.
Rob Carson
Wow, did you hear that? Taxpayers could be left with a big tab of the Obama presidential center experiences financial trouble because his foundation has not yet established a promised $470 million safety net to guard against public bailout. Bailout. Donald or Barack Obama insisted that black contractors be used and then he stabbed them in the back by not paying them. Isn't that nice? Isn't that something else that's almost like slave labor or something? Isn't. You're not getting paid, you're having to work. I'm sorry. It's kind of true, right? Wow. Fox News Digital says that multiple contractors and subcontractors claiming losses ranging from hundreds of thousands of dollars to billions on the project with some alleging they remain locked in the payment disputes and face financial ruin. In an agreement with the city of Chicago, the foundation promised to create the endowment essentially to a reserve of cash as part of its 99 year sweetheart deal to control the publicly owned 19.3 acre section of Jackson park for a one time payment. Just $10. I think they might have been late on that one too. I think the check bounced. The foundation deposited just $1 million into the reserve fund in 2021. The balance hasn't changed. They need $400 million in that sucker. Chicago taxpayers are going to get screwed. The Obama library was originally estimated to cost 300 million before it was revised up to 500 million 2017. 700 million 2021. Now it appears it's going to be closer to $850 million to construct the mammoth gray monolith that looks like the sand crawler in the first Star Wars. Executives of the Obama foundation are the best paid of all cultural centers in the Nation. Valerie Jarrett $740,000. Robin Cohen, executive vice president 600,000. Tina Chen, the group's chief legal and police people officer, $425,000. And the people of Chicago are getting screwed. The Omar Sharif, his real name, president of the African American Contract association said that that several black owned contractors are also wracked with financial difficulty due to the project. That isn't that just ironic and unsurprising when you look at the Democrat party, high speed rail, homelessness. I can go on and on. What a fitting end to the radio program today. God bless you, America's founded Donald Trump and our 250th birth of our nation, which is awesome and incredible. Peace is coming to Iran in the Middle east for the first time in millennia. And until tomorrow, which is Tuesday, do not catch the stupid. I'll see you then. The Rob Carson show is presented by Paramount plus the agency. All episodes streaming June 21st on Paramount plus in the world of espionage. Truth is a moving target, and every decision carries a dangerous consequence.
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Date: June 15, 2026
Podcast: Newsmax’s The Rob Carson Show
Episode Theme: Joyful patriotism amidst the World Cup and growing frustration on the political left, with Carson mixing humor, cultural commentary, and pointed critiques of Democratic politics.
In this lively hour of The Rob Carson Show, Rob celebrates the vibrant, joyful moments across America during the World Cup weekend, while mocking the media narrative that focuses on negativity and division. He blends personal anecdotes of Americans coming together with sharp criticism of Democratic Party dysfunction, election controversies, and political figures. The show shifts between heartfelt patriotism, political parody, mock ads, and guest impressions, all maintaining Carson’s characteristically humorous and incisive tone.
This episode spotlights Rob Carson’s trademark for mixing personal, feel-good Americana stories with biting satire aimed at the Democratic Party’s perceived failures. Through mockery, history lessons, and spontaneous humor, Carson projects confidence in a patriotic “great awakening” while lampooning Democratic candidates, policies, and election tactics, fostering an atmosphere of jovial resistance on the American right.
For listeners: This is an episode where cultural celebration meets hard-hitting (and often playful) political criticism—a snapshot of conservative talk radio’s blend of mockery and motivation during a consequential election season.