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Hold it.
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You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the World Wide Web. This is the Rob Carson Show.
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Captains and everyone in attendance, welcome to Baltimore for the Army Navy football game. This is your umpire, Anthony Gibson. My name is Tim Rich, and it is our crew's honor to be working this game today with you all joining me for the coin toss. It is my honor and privilege to introduce the Commander in Chief, our President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump. There you go. There you go. You know, I had kind of planned on opening the show with this for a while, and we've got a lot of news happening, a lot of bad news over the weekend, a lot of bad news happening over the weekend, a lot of good news happening over the weekend as well. And I thought that I would open with that because I. I'm not here to break news to you. I am. I am not a journalist. I am someone who's here to inform you and entertain you, maybe even motivate you if I can. And that's what I'm going to do today. We have much to be upset about. We have much to be angry about, but I'm going to also focus on the good. And one of the good things that happened this weekend was the Army Navy game and the rekindling of the patriotism in America. America is back. All of the haters who have tried to tear us down, who have kneeled during anthems, have burned American flags, have torn down statues, all of you will be left in the dustbin of history as we go into the 250th anniversary of this glorious, the greatest country in the history of mankind that dragged us out of the dark Ages. London and Paris existed for a thousand years, and when we were founded, they were still using the streets as a latrine. They had the same natural resources, they had the same people, and they weren't able to do anything. But it took America with its First Amendment, backed by its Second Amendment, and acknowledging that our rights come from God. And that's what made us into the greatest engine of individual and economic freedom in the history of mankind.
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O say can you see our daughter?
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What? So proudly we have. Absolutely amazing. And I don't think any of the troops, any of the Gazette cadets in that stadium would question an order from Donald Trump and defy an order from Donald Trump making the legality of such order under their own decision. Okay, so there you go. Stick it, Dems. Stick it where the sun don't shine. Meanwhile, President Pudding for Brains was at an Eagles game and he could barely string a sentence together. Can I give it Go Burns, Go Burns, man, all the way. You gotta win the super bowl again.
