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Rob Carson (0:58)
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Rob Carson (1:01)
You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the World Wide Web. This is the Rob Carson Show.
Rob Carson (1:16)
This is the Rob Carson show broadcasting on radio stations across the country and also streaming live on, on the social media, on Newsmax, Facebook, Rumble, and X pages. And you can see my face there. And we got a big audience. It's interesting. I always say, you know, use the terrestrial airwaves to promote the digital and vice versa. And vice versa. So somebody actually said, I'm the, I'm the Rush Limbaugh of digital. I was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I, I don't, I, I, I walk in his footsteps, but no one will ever fill his shoes, as I like to say about the great Rush Limbaugh, who I wrote for, for 20 years of my life, starting out right out of college. You know, corporate radio had to get rid of Rush Limbaugh, had to get rid of the concept of Rush Limbo. I had to make him be forgotten because there's no way anybody could compete with what he did, Honestly, with what he did. He was to, to talk radio what Elvis was to rock and roll. He was he talk radio what James Brown was to soul. He was to talk radio what, you know, Jimmy Page was to guitar playing. There's just nothing you can try to live up to that. And then you, you ultimately realize that, that Rush Limbaugh will always be the king of conservative talk radio, if not talk radio altogether. And corporate radio wanted to get rid of him right away. They didn't even put somebody on who filled in for him. They just said, let's just forget him and all of that. But every day I hope that I'm able to kind of, like I said, follow in his footsteps. I, I brought comedy to his show. I was right out of college. He was running a few parodies at the time, like Spatula City from Weird Al and a few things like that. And then he started running songs. If you guys who followed him. He did. He had a song with a guy who sounded like Ted Kennedy called the Philanderer, and all of that. And then. And then I started working with him, and I started doing things like Capitol Hill bank, which was in the. The Capitol Hill bank scandal in the night about 1990. And then sh. And joined and we collaborated briefly, and then, you know, the rest is all of that. But. But we. I brought comedy to rush your show. I think it's important. Some people say, oh, it's kind of old school. Well, hell yeah, SNL still does it. A lot of people still do this because comedy is an art, particularly if you can use the oral medium, which is your ears, to. To paint a picture, you know, to. To create something funny. And I think it's. You need a little bit production, because if you're sitting there with an opinion, you know what opinions are like? They're like earlobes. You know, everybo. Everybody's got one or two. And the last thing that talk radio needs is another earlobe on the radio. You know what I'm saying? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Judge Jeanine. Judge Jeanine. I've got a little crush on her. I'm just gonna be honest. I'm not. I'm not gonna be filtered here. I'm not gonna act like she's not an attractive woman. My God. I just. I've had a crush on her since she was on television. I'm not afraid to say it. She's a little older than me. It doesn't matter, you know, I would have no shot, certainly, but I. I got a crush on her. And I admire her greatly, by the way. I'm not taking anything away from her saying that. But anyway, Judge Jeanine had a little. A little update on how much butt she's kicking in Washington, D.C. yesterday.