The Rob Carson Show
Episode: "Kaitlin Bennett Brings the Cowbell While Rob Roasts Oprah’s Salad"
Date: November 6, 2025
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax Podcasts)
Featured Guest: Kaitlin Bennett (Liberty Hangout)
Episode Overview
This episode of The Rob Carson Show blends sharp humor and cultural commentary to analyze current political events, media personalities, and social trends. The episode’s first half features Rob’s satirical takes on the week’s news—including viral protest trends, trans debates, and pop culture diet fads—followed by an extended live segment with political provocateur Kaitlin Bennett. Together, they dissect the political climate, the recent election results, and personalities like Nancy Pelosi. The episode leans into Carson’s comedic background for irreverent takes and satirical musical parodies.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Protests, Performative Outrage, and the Left (00:47–08:30)
- Handmaid’s Tale Protest
Rob opens with commentary on a protest in Washington D.C. featuring women dressed like characters from "The Handmaid's Tale." He derides the demonstration as “another temper tantrum from the left” (01:11) and mocks its supposed spontaneity as obviously orchestrated. - Satirizing the Left’s Reaction to Trump
Carson ridicules the left’s inability to process Donald Trump’s electoral and economic successes, pointing out rapid shifts in narrative, especially regarding the economy.“Egg prices have come down 185%... There's another distraction this week.” (01:31)
2. Diet Fads, Ozempic, and Roasting Oprah (02:00–04:00)
- Carson lampoons the rise of weight-loss drugs like Ozempic, comparing his own dieting failures and making comedic jabs at Oprah Winfrey’s weight journey.
“I'm worse than Oprah. As far as the yo-yo... Ever seen a balloon when you blow it up then let it go and it gets all weird?” (02:36) “Salad sucks. Salad sucks the life out of everyone.” (03:18)
- He contrasts losing weight “the hard way” with the epidemic of obesity he blames on public health authorities and cultural trends.
3. Locker Room Controversy and Gender Debates (04:00–14:18)
- Gold’s Gym Incident
Carson talks about a viral incident where a woman (Tish Hyman) was banned from her gym after protesting a male-presenting individual in the women's locker room. He supports the woman, expressing outrage at how women’s spaces are being encroached upon and society’s response.“If my daughter was in the locker room and a man went in there, I would drag that man out by his hair. Sorry, not gonna happen.” (06:53)
- Trans Debates & Social Contagion
Rob critiques “social contagion,” targets left-wing ideas about gender, and mocks the redefinition of “masculinity” and “femininity.”“Never seen a girl's penis before in power. It doesn't happen. Not in this boy penis patriarch system we've been living for so long.” (13:21)
4. Left-wing Politics and Media Personalities (14:18–21:50)
- Insult Comedy Aimed at the Left
Rob segues into lampooning Michelle Obama and describes a segment from his TV show “Rob Carson’s What in the World,” parodying Michelle’s complaints about her privileged life.“She hasn’t worked a day in her damn life... She's got such a chip on her shoulder.” (18:13)
- Democrat-run Cities as Neo-Confederacy
Quoting Victor Davis Hanson, Carson draws a historical parallel, accusing Democrats of keeping minorities dependent and uneducated, comparing modern policies to segregationist tactics.“Democrats are the successors to Jefferson Davis... The segregationist states right as that tried to nullify the federal government.” (20:42)
Featured Interview: Kaitlin Bennett (22:21–30:08)
Protest Experiences & Free Speech (22:21–24:00)
- Cowbell Incident
Kaitlin recounts being drowned out by a protester banging a cowbell during an interview at a Florida anti-fascist rally.“They have these little protests all around across the United States every single weekend... they're very dedicated.” (22:56, Bennett)
- Carson jokes about protestor demographics and teases a viral segment featured on his TV show.
Election Analysis & Motivations (24:00–25:53)
- Bennett agrees with Carson that recent election outcomes are less about policy and more about Democrats voting out of hatred for Trump.
“The left is really good at hating… They saw voting blue… as a way to spite Trump.” (24:44, Bennett)
- She argues that Republicans need to rally their voters with love—for Trump, country, party—to offset left-wing “spite” voting.
New York Politics and Policy Concerns (25:53–27:37)
- Critiquing Elected Officials
Bennett expresses concerns over New York’s new leaders, fearing pro-crime and radical Islamist tendencies, and warns that promises of “free” goods and services will backfire economically.“Nothing is free. Someone will pay for it… Buses are going to be even more terrible than what they are now.” (26:57, Bennett)
On Nancy Pelosi’s Retirement and Women in Politics (27:37–29:26)
- Bennett takes a traditionalist stance, saying politics “is not a space primarily for women” and questioning Pelosi’s long career.
“You must not have anything going for your life that you dedicate that much to politics... It's not a space primarily for women. It shouldn’t be.” (28:23, Bennett)
- Carson humorously speculates on Pelosi’s fortune and post-retirement life, closing with a satirical “blue flying monkeys” joke.
Plugs and Wrap-up (30:03)
- Bennett directs listeners to her content:
“Liberty Hangout on YouTube is the best place to find all my content.” (30:03, Bennett)
- Carson congratulates her following and bids her farewell.
Additional Segments & Observations
Trump vs. Biden on Global Christian Persecution (32:00–34:35)
- Carson plays a Trump speech confronting Nigeria’s government on Christian persecution, contrasting Trump’s decisiveness with Biden’s passivity.
“It’s really nice to have a president with cajones.” (32:06, Carson)
Election Reflections & Continuing Disputes (34:35–37:15)
- Carson dismisses the narrative of a pro-Democrat electoral shift, blaming bad Republican candidates and entrenched blue-county control for losses.
“I don’t believe that it was a referendum on the Trump economy…” (36:19)
Humorous Musical Parody: "Nancy with a Botox Face" (Approx. 41:00)
- Satirical song from Jim Gossett lampooning Nancy Pelosi’s career, appearance, and wealth. Carson encourages supporting the parody artist.
Notable Quotes and Moments with Timestamps
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On Women’s Locker Room Incidents:
“If I were a dad of a young girl and my daughter was in the locker room and a man went in there, I would drag that man out by his hair. Sorry, not gonna happen.”
— Rob Carson (06:53) -
On Diet Culture & Popular Trends:
“Salad sucks. Salad sucks the life out of everyone.”
— Rob Carson (03:18) -
On Social Contagion in Gender:
“Do you ever think that maybe, with that combined with the body changes you’re going through, that you might actually be a boy? How freaking stupid. Ridiculous.”
— Rob Carson (10:32) -
On the Left’s Motivation:
“The left is really good at hating... They saw voting blue down the ballot as a way to spite Trump.”
— Kaitlin Bennett (24:44) -
On Women in Politics:
“It's not a space primarily for women. It shouldn't be.”
— Kaitlin Bennett (28:23) -
On Democratic Urban Governance:
“Democrats are the successors to Jefferson Davis... The segregationist states right as that tried to nullify the federal government.”
— Victor Davis Hanson (20:42, quoted by Rob Carson)
Tone & Language
- Heavily satirical, irreverent, and combative, matching Rob Carson's reputation for blending political commentary with radio comedy.
- Language is direct, informal, often mocking left-wing politics and public figures.
- Discussions with Kaitlin Bennett are supportive but also facetiously over-the-top in their criticism of progressive policies.
Conclusion
This episode offers a raucous, right-leaning critique of the week’s political news, interspaced with pop culture references, tangents, and musical satire. Carson’s conversation with Kaitlin Bennett underscores their shared views on the culture war, electoral motivations, and the role of women in politics, all set against a backdrop of unrelenting humor and parody. The podcast will resonate with listeners seeking both current event insights and comic relief—with a distinctly unapologetic conservative flavor.