Transcript
Rob Carson (0:00)
Morning, Zoe. Got donuts.
Karine Jean-Pierre (0:02)
Jeff Bridges, why are you still living above our garage?
Rob Carson (0:05)
Well, I dig the mattress and I want to be in a T mobile commercial like you teach me. So Dana.
Karine Jean-Pierre (0:12)
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Rob Carson (0:23)
Wow, impressive. Let me try. T mobile is the best place to get iPhone 17 Pro because they've got the best network. Nice. You heard them. T mobile is the best place to get the new iPhone 17 Pro on us with eligible traded in any condition. So what are we having for lunch?
Karine Jean-Pierre (0:41)
Dude, my work here is done.
News Reporter (0:43)
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Rob Carson (0:46)
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News Reporter (0:50)
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Rob Carson (0:52)
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Rob Carson (0:55)
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Show Announcer (1:12)
Show in America on air and on the world wide web.
Rob Carson (1:18)
This is the Rob Carson show. This is the Rob Carson show. Our number. Duh. On this Wednesday. It's my birthday. I'll just say it. You know, I'm not expecting anything. Thank you very much. Although the, the, the streamers on rubble. It officially Rob Carson day in America. So that. I'll go with that. I'll go with that. Rob Carson. Happy Rob Carson Day everybody. You know, we still, we want to get. To get it through Congress officially to make it official. I don't think we're going to get a lot of Democrats to. To sign along on that one. We will never get through the house on. Anyway, welcome to the show. Please come inside. We got a lot of things to get to including Karen Jean beer out trying to. She is Renfield. She is Dracula's Renfield. She is the guy, the woman who, who rose Biden out of his casket every day to, you know, assume the duties of president. Sure, whatever. I mean actually just kind of just stand there and do nothing then go to bed. But anyway, she is, she's Renfield. I'm using that kind of a Halloween reference because that's what he was. You got the old Dracula who's been alive hundreds of years and the only way that Renfield exists is to go out to the press conference and make it sound like Dracula's still alive or something. I don't even know. But she's written this book. She's left the Democrat party now and now she's out with this book about how she was so disappointed the Democrat party abandoned Joe Biden because he was fine. Which again is like being Renfield for Dracula. She's running cover for the guy who's obviously cognitively not able to be the president. And that's why she's kind of taking care of Renfield or taking care of Dracula. But anyway, here is Karine Jean Pierre talking to Stephen Cole about what a great job that Joe Biden did as a president. Even though every metric of quality of life in America plummeted into the crap hole, Everything fell into the crap hole. The price of used cars effectively over 50% right now. You can't get a used car under $27,000. That's the average price for a used car. You cannot get a good used car under $15,000. I know this because I sold them. All right? A combination of things happened there. You had the cash for clunkers, which was an idiotic thing that ruined a lot of good cars. And then of course, Joe Biden just, you know, the supply chain, all the other bull crap, price of interest rates, all of that. Anyway, so the price of groceries doubling, the price of homes doubling, and the interest rates tripling, everything sucked under Joe Biden. I can't tell you how many times in four years I met people in their 70s who came out of retirement to work themselves to death. I know this was kind of a little market that I live near in Kansas City, catered to the Hispanic population because you can buy cool produce and stuff there, like cactus. It's weird. It's weird. And. And there were 70 year old women there, even, even 80 years old, working themselves to death. Two of them died in the four years that I was there. I'm like, where's Sarah? Where's, you know, whoever? Oh, yeah, she. She passed away. Okay. And then I would ask them before they passed away, why are you doing this? Well, I can't afford to. You know, the groceries and everything are so expensive. My rent is through the ceiling. And I'm like, well, son of a gun. But, but here's Corrine Jean Renfield, Dracula's Renfield on Colbert, saying he did a great job.
