The Rob Carson Show – "MAGA Claus Is Coming to Town"

Date: December 12, 2025
Host: Rob Carson
Guests: Tony Kennett (Daily Signal)

Episode Overview

Theme:
This episode of The Rob Carson Show, titled "MAGA Claus Is Coming to Town," blends humor, political commentary, and a look at current events. Rob Carson, with characteristic satire and high energy, spotlights the political wins under Donald Trump, critiques both Democratic and Republican opposition, discusses economic improvements, and addresses hot topics like immigration, fraud, and party infighting. The episode includes musical parody, listener interaction, and a fiery segment with guest Tony Kennett on GOP politics in Indiana and broader national implications for the Republican Party.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. "MAGA Claus" Parody and Kicking off with (Satirical) Good News

• [02:00] Opening parody:
  • Rob introduces a Jim Gossett musical spoof, "Here Comes MAGA Claus," lampooning the idea of Trump as a gift-giver returning to set America right.
• Winning Segment:
  • Rob plays his “winning jingle,” celebrating “so much winning” under Trump’s leadership.
    Quote: “It’s oh so good. At the Redneck Christmas parade.” – Rob Carson [03:18]
  • Clips from parade-goers express enthusiasm about the current economy’s improvement, lower gas prices, and optimism for Trump’s continued impact.

2. Economic Improvement and Media Narratives

• [04:00] Economic Data & Gas Prices:

  • Rob cites economic growth (4%), increased family income, and gas prices at five-year lows.
  • Criticism of media for downplaying these improvements.
  • Quote: "The economy, in my opinion, as an economist, is really set up for a booming year in 2026. And yet, you know, the public doesn't... they're not seeing the love." – Rob Carson (paraphrasing Steve Moore) [05:13]

• [05:45] Obamacare and Policy Battles:

  • Asserts Democrats are hoping Obamacare subsidies end to blame Trump for premium hikes.

3. Commemorative Quarters and Culture Wars

• [07:10] New U.S. Quarters Announcement:
  • Upcoming 250th anniversary coin designs to feature Pilgrims, Washington, Jefferson, Madison, Lincoln, and a rumored Trump $1 coin.
    Quote: "A dollar coin with Donald Trump on either side. Are you kidding me? I'm going to hoard the hell out of those coins." – Rob Carson [08:47]

4. Critique of Biden’s Economy

• [08:50] Biden v. Trump on Inflation:

  • Rob rebuts Democrat talking points, recalling hardships under Biden (higher inflation, high cost of living, rising median home-buying age, tripled interest rates).

  • Press Secretary Caitlin Collins and Rob exchange:

    • Collins: "When President Trump left office… inflation was 1.7%... previous administration jacked it up to a record high 9%." [10:13]
    • Rob takes umbrage, lambasting media and Biden's team for narrative manipulation:
      “You can just kiss my Merry Christmas butt.” – Rob Carson [11:06]

5. Domestic Resources and U.S. Resurgence

• [11:15] Rare Earth Minerals Discovery:
  • Reports on Utah-based Iconic Minerals Technologies’ find of crucial minerals, promising relief from Chinese dependency.
  • Sees this as emblematic of U.S. self-sufficiency under Trump.

6. “Trump Opposite Syndrome” and Democrat Strategy

• [12:49] Democrats as Oppositionists:

  • Cites Myron York: “They are only here... to do the opposite of what Donald Trump does…” [13:24]
  • Rob extends the metaphor, comparing Dem tactics to rhythm in music/comedy, mocking the predictable contrarianism (with sound effect “boom, badoom, cheat!”).

• Touches on Dem resistance to extending Obamacare subsidies and adjudicates that Dem wins rely on being the "anti-Trump" party, not on policy.

7. Midterm Predictions & American Pride

• [14:31] Rob’s 2026 Election Prediction:
  • Expects a massive GOP win, attributing it to “fire” in the economy, falling crime, border security, and a national surge in patriotism.
  • “America is back... Woke is out the door. Transgender nonsense. Feminization of men. Masculinity is not toxic anymore.” [16:45]
  • Urges listeners to mobilize, vote, and “overwhelm the left with joy and patriotism.”
  • Predicts July 4th, 2026, as a cultural turning point: “There will be so much pride, you’ll have to wipe it off your skin when you get home.” [17:05]

Guest Interview: Tony Kennett (Daily Signal)

8. Redistricting Firestorm in Indiana

• [23:57] Tony Kennett on Indiana GOP Infighting:

  • Plays rousing clip of Indiana Senate Majority Leader Chris Garten vowing to “draw that map every single day” for Republicans if it means good governance.
    Quote: “We’re not here to be neutral arbiters of decline. Damn. We’re here to be active agents of American greatness.” – Chris Garten (played by Rob Carson) [23:40]

• Tony describes betrayal by GOP “RINOs” who sided with Dems to block pro-GOP gerrymandering.

  • Relays personal stories of perfidy by politicians like Senator Kyle Walker.
  • Reports on grassroots backlash: “Turning Point Action... has raised $15 million already to combat the primary system.” [27:14]

• Key Exchanges:

  • Tony: "He is a liar. He is a feckless coward." (on Senator Walker) [25:37]
  • Rob: “Hell is coming to those in the state of Indiana and you’re leading the charge.” [29:46]

• Tony forecasts significant turnover in Indiana’s legislature and frames it as a wake-up for conservative activism.

  • “If people are not devoted and active in their own area of the country, they cannot expect to then turn around and see change at the national level.” – Tony Kennett [28:30]
  • “We have to win.” – Rob & Tony [30:34]

9. Immigration, Violence, and Public Safety

• [31:03] Congressional Hearing Drama:

  • Rob and Tony react to Rep. Benny Thompson calling the murder of a National Guard soldier an "unfortunate accident," then backpedaling under pressure.
  • Rob: "He is so full of crap, he's got corn and peanuts floating in his eyes." [38:42] (Classic Rob Carson humor).

• Tony: “The polling data supports mass deportation… Eisenhower, post-World War II levels.” [33:39]

• Rob: “Americans love deportations. Crime is way, way, way, way, way down.” [16:38, paraphrased]

• Both decry the left’s attitude toward law enforcement, ICE, and border security, with anecdotes of public appreciation for immigration enforcement.

10. Exposing and Prosecuting Government Fraud

• [34:29] Fraud & COVID Spending:
  • Rob alleges massive COVID-era “looting” by Democrats, likening it to BLM riots; predicts a reckoning ("colonoscopies") for blue states.
  • Tony likens growing boldness in fraud to animal behavioral studies: repeated crime breeds sloppiness, making it ripe for discovery and prosecution.
  • Both call for high-profile prosecutions, including “Keith Ellison… Ilhan Omar tried, convicted, removed from the United States for all time… Tim Voltz….” [36:23–36:48]

11. Closing & Looking Ahead

• [37:34] Rob and Tony Close:
  • Light-hearted signoff as they discuss the need to relax, reflecting camaraderie and determination for more activism.
• Upcoming: Rob previews more on Kristi Noem, Trump’s global strategy, comedy segments, and next hour guests.

Memorable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• "You can just kiss my Merry Christmas butt." – Rob Carson [11:06]
• "A dollar coin with Donald Trump on either side. Are you kidding me? I'm going to hoard the hell out of those coins." – Rob Carson [08:47]
• “We’re not here to be neutral arbiters of decline. Damn. We’re here to be active agents of American greatness.” – Chris Garten (clip played by Carson) [23:40]
• "He is a liar. He is a feckless coward." – Tony Kennett, on Sen. Kyle Walker [25:37]
• "Hell is coming to those in the state of Indiana and you’re leading the charge." – Rob Carson [29:46]
• "He is so full of crap, he's got corn and peanuts floating in his eyes." – Rob Carson, about Rep. Thompson [38:42]
• "There will be so much pride, you’ll have to wipe it off your skin when you get home." – Rob Carson [17:05]
• "Overwhelm them with joy and patriotism." – Rob Carson [16:55]
• “There is no third alternative.” – Tony Kennett [29:47]

Important Timestamps

• [02:00] Launching MAGA Claus parody and show themes
• [03:31] Listeners praise gas prices/economy at parade
• [05:40] Rob details economic indicators, slams media
• [08:47] News about new U.S. anniversary coins and Trump commemorative coin
• [11:06] Rob lambasts Press Secretary’s inflation narratives
• [12:49] Discussion of Dems as purely anti-Trump
• [16:45] Rob’s July 4th predictions and American pride resurgence
• [23:57] Tony Kennett interview on Indiana politics, GOP strategy
• [25:37] Tony denounces state senators, details betrayal
• [31:03] Reactions to “unfortunate accident” comments in Congress
• [34:29] Fraud, COVID spending, and prosecutions
• [37:34] Episode closing and preview of next segments

Summary: Takeaways for New Listeners

Rob Carson’s “MAGA Claus” episode is a rollicking, unapologetically pro-Trump blend of satire and hard-edged commentary. Major themes included economic wins, media bias, party infighting (especially in GOP-controlled Indiana), culture war shifts, and the anticipation of a patriotic American resurgence in 2026. Through humor, parody, rants, and serious interviews (notably with Tony Kennett), the episode offers a blend of levity and call-to-action for conservative listeners. Rob’s distinctive comedic swagger, notable quotes, and unfiltered energy make the show both entertaining and sharply opinionated—a must-listen for those following conservative media and grassroots politics.