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by the grace of God, it is finally Friday, May 1, and the left is throwing a temper tantrum around the country. It literally they have the Democrat Party embracing communism, Marxism, Maoism wholesale. They're going to be stomping their feet and marching around. I would encourage you to roll down your windows and play YMCA as loud as you can over your speakers. I mean this 100%, 100% do it. Play YMCA and overwhelm them with joy and patriotism. It's like garlic to vampires with the left. So there's that. Yeah, that's their, their big, their big thing. There's the ladies with no kings, you know, and Elon Musk was Nazi. And I mean, honestly. Just shut up. Just shut up. Todd Blanche pushed prosecutors to pursue Jim Comey after the Instagram assassination threat. Pam Bondi had put it on ice. Um, this is a very serious thing. You had a man who does know better, not should have known better, does know better. The former head of the FBI, he's an adult and he posted an online threat for the life of the President of the United States. That is gigantic. If he would have gone online and spelled kill Donald Trump and seashells, does that make a difference? He did. He said 8647. It's a mob term. Drive them 86 miles out of town and put him six feet under. That's what it is. Eight miles out of town. Six feet under. 86. That's what it means. Everybody knows this. He knew it. It was a veiled threat. He was trying to be cute and this could cost him his bloody freedom. I hope it does. I really do. I really do. Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche pushed prosecutors to pursue the Comey Trump in Instagram assassination threat. Maybe this will put to bed a lot of these, these, these threats. Blue sky is a poisonous cesspool of, of violence and awfulness and they ought to investigate Blue Sky. By the way, Bobby reportedly put the case on the back burner. Blanche revived it and urged prosecutors to pursue charges knowing what. Count one, knowingly and willfully making a threat to take the life and inflict bodily harm upon the President. That happened. Count two, knowingly and willfully did transmit in interstate and foreign commerce a communication that contained the threat to kill President Donald Trump. U.S. attorney for the Eastern District of North Carolina Ellis Boyle delivered remarks on the two count indictment returning by the grand jury on Tuesday. A report earlier in the week asked Todd Blanche why it took nearly a year to bring the charges against Comey. And here is Todd Blanche's reaction.
Todd Blanche
You know that there should be no doubt. You cannot threaten the life of the President. United States can't do it. Okay. And so beyond that I'm not going to comment. We've had a, an indictment returned by a grand jury in North Carolina. I think my understanding is Mr. Comey appeared in court in Virginia today. I'm not sure the schedule.
Rob Carson
Adult time or adult crime? Adult time will be on that.
Todd Blanche
I haven't caught up to folks about that. But, but he will be given every single right, every single opportunity to defend his case in court. And, and the U.S. attorney's office should be ever given every single right to, to do exactly what they have a right to do as well.
Rob Carson
There you go.
That is from Breitbart. Thank you very much. Then acting Attorney General. Well, President Trump fired Pine Body, named Todd Blanche as the acting replacement. By the way, I met Todd on Monday. Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday this week. I met so many people this week. Holy hell. I met Todd Blanche. Let me see. No, no, Tuesday I met. I met Kevin o' Leary and Ashley Davis at the Kennedy Center. I hosted an event at the Kennedy Center. So you can see the video on all my social media. I hosted an event at the Kennedy Center. It was pretty damn good, actually. I'm kind of proud. I want to lose some weight. I'm not happy with the way I look, but I did a great job. And then I go to this book signing with Elise Stefanik and the first person I see there is Todd Blanche. And I wanted to walk up and just give him a big damn hug. But I walked up to him, I said, Mr. Blanche, thank you for what you're doing. Thank you, thank you. That's what I did. I did. And he's like, okay, security, could we just get some help over here just real quick? Right. No, actually it was very cordial. It was wonderful. And I stood there and I watched him talk to at least Stefanik and everything. But anyway. And who else did I meet? Julie Kelly that night? Mike Davis, my buddy Mike Davis from Article 3 Project met him there. Let's see who else. There were a whole bunch of people I met there. It was kind of fun. Kind of fun. But anyway, then Attorney General Bondi had pushed her team to keep pursuing the Virginia based charges against Comey for lying to Congress. Congress concluded that case was significantly stronger than potential charges against him for threatening to kill the President. The threat case appeared to have been largely put on definite hold a few months after May of 2025. Late March, Bondi was fired. Just department aides were urging that they delay charging Comey on the presidential threat and wait until the Senate confirmation, blah, blah, blah, blah. And Blant said, now we're going to get him. We're going to go after him. Because you know what? We're going to take this seriously. And it didn't help that somebody tried to kill Donald Trump again Saturday. So there's that. So as far as I'm concerned, you know what? Bye. Bye. This is something from Jim Gossip of the Rob Carson Show.
Stephen Colbert
Come on.
Rob Carson
Everyone considered him a coward named Jim Comey. When he got in trouble, Jim blamed his own wife.
He did. He did. He blamed his wife.
Comey's post on Instagram, push for assassination.
Wow.
Should put him in prison for 20 years to life.
That would be nice, wouldn't it? Yeah.
Indict him today and send Jim Comey away. Endangering Trump was Comey's plan. Placing the blame on his wife. It is so lame. Watch him try to weasel if he can. Comey, you will never be a man. Everyone considered him a coward named Jim Comey.
So Jim Comey knew what 8647 meant. It meant kill the President. He posted. He tried to be cute and everything. And. And this man, I tell you what, he also has gone online and sang Taylor Swift songs, okay? He's a man child, and he's in a whole hell of a lot of hot water here. He is blaming his wife because he realized he'd stepped in it big time. He realized that, oh, boy, oh, boy, there are people who are in charge of the FBI who are actually going to go after people who do threats like this. So he decides to blame his wife for it on Colbert here.
Stephen Colbert
But you.
Rob Carson
You.
Guest or Caller
This is Instagram.
Stephen Colbert
Instagram.
Rob Carson
And by the way, this is Stephen Colbert playing clueless. This is a setup. Like when. When Eric Swalwell announced he's going to be the governor. It's a setup. It's all set up. This was meant to clear his name, to make light of a very serious situation. It's like, hey, Steve, could you have me or, hey, yeah, hey, Steve, could you have me on the show tonight? We got it. We got to mop this thing up. This.
Guest or Caller
You were walking down the beach.
Rob Carson
What happened? You were walking on the beach and
Guest or Caller
you saw this on the beach?
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, my wife and I, Patrice, were walking on the beach and saw those numbers in shells on the beach.
Rob Carson
Sure you did. Sure. You just saw them. You didn't arrange those shells that way. They were just right there.
Guest or Caller
You didn't do this.
Rob Carson
Somebody else did this.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah, somebody else did it.
Rob Carson
We were on a. Yeah, there's Stephen Klein. You didn't do this, right? No. Somebody must have else done that, right?
Stephen Colbert
Walk. Preparing for this week. The rollout of my book.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
She looked at it and said, why'd someone put their address in the sand?
Rob Carson
All right.
Oh, sure, sure. His wife said, oh, house number 8647. What's that all about?
Stephen Colbert
And then we stood at it trying to figure. Looked at it, trying to figure out what it was, and she'd long.
Rob Carson
You knew what it was, you moron. You knew exactly what it was. Because everybody is posting it. The Reason you posted it is because everybody is posting the same thing in
Stephen Colbert
a server in restaurants. And she said, you know what I think it is?
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Stephen Colbert
I think it's a reference to restaurants. When you would 86 something in a
Rob Carson
restaurant, right, it's off the menu. I said, no, no, it's a mob germ for killing somebody.
Caller Lisa
No.
Stephen Colbert
I remember as a kid you'd say 86 to get out of a place. This place stinks. Let's 86 it.
Rob Carson
As a bartender, you would 86 a customer. That Stephen Colbert has a bartender story. Just conveniently locked and loaded. They were getting drunk like that's 86 of them. This like give them a low proof alcohol or something like that.
Stephen Colbert
Yeah. And so I said, I, I think it's a clever political message. And she said, you should take a picture of it. I said, sure. And then she said, you should Instagram that. And boom.
Rob Carson
Yeah, your wife did it. Oh my God, what a little coward you are. Oh my God, what a coward. What kind of a man does that to his wife? My God in heaven. Holy hell. I mean, I did a lot of things that weren't shakily proud of. Mostly a drunken, being drunk and depressed, you know, but man, I never, never did something like that. Having her take the heat for a death threat against the President, United States. That's going to make, that's going to make the. You're going to be sleeping on the couch tonight there, Jimmy boy. There you go. So we've got. Yeah, he's in a lot of trouble. On the way I got some great audio from Pete Hegseth being attacked. And there was something absolutely despicable said by a congressman about his Christian faith. And it'll give you an idea of the dark forces of the Democrat Party and those who want to, Those who right now are arguing they want the, the Iran conflict ended because they don't want Donald Trump to be victorious. They. So they want to end it right now. It's not going to work. Thought you should know there are supply constraints on commodities. Prices surge. You see this all the time. It happens when there's a, you know, a drought in the price of wheat or corn or whatever will grow, et cetera. There's a freeze in Florida and orange, the orange groves and you know, all that. The problem is limited commodity is also gold. And when they mine it out of the ground, you know, once it's gone, it's gone. So governments can't just print more of it. Everybody from central banks to big companies are investing in gold. I invested a whole bunch of, well, what I had in gold from a 401k with Birch Gold right now through May 28th. Birch Gold giving you a first time gold buyer rebate up to 10,000 bucks. What? Yeah, I know, I know. On qualifying purchases, for details and free information on diversifying into gold, text Rob to the number 989-898. It's that easy. 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We have also Been blessed with enormous natural resources unlike every other country, unlike every other country in the world. We've got enough oil now. We know that, that they shut down exploration and all this stuff. The Democrat Party tried to hobble us when Jimmy Carter was the president. He said, oh, yeah, we're running out of oil and all this, and there were gas lines and all of this stuff. But no, it's plenty right under our feet here. And we have enormous wealth. This is the latest. Excuse me. All right. $65 billion in lithium mother lode hidden under the Appalachian Mountains. Appalachian Mountains could supply the US with power for centuries. We may no longer need to rely on foreign sources to power our electronics. Geologists have uncovered in the Appalachian Mountains could be hiding sprawling multi billion dollar niche of. Of glorious lithium. The east coast mountain range houses about 2.5 metric tons of this battery precursor, most of which is concentrated in the Carolinas, Maine and New Hampshire. Total value $65 billion. With this mother lode, they estimate we could supply 1.56 million grid scale batteries, enough to power 130 million electric vehicles, or supply 180 billion laptops for a collective thousands of years. Could also fuel 500 billion cell phones, the equivalent of six devices. Devices for every person on Earth. Wow. This hall is enough to replace 328 years of imports. So no more from, you know, enslaved children in sub Saharan Africa enslaved by the Chinese to get their lithium. There you go. Isn't that amazing? Is that just wonderful? I think it's pretty darn wonderful. Let's go to a couple of phone calls here. Lisa in Toledo, Ohio, joins us on the Newsmax highlight. Hello there, Lisa. How are you today?
Caller Lisa
I couldn't be better because I'm talking to you.
Rob Carson
Yay.
Caller Lisa
Yay. I wanted to thank you for what you said yesterday. I listened in the evenings to the pod. I broke my leg six days before Trump's inauguration. And every day of rehab the past year, I've been wanting to thank him and everyone that works for him for cheering me up. And I love that you said you passed on the support of your listeners to the people you're meeting.
Rob Carson
100%. Oh, yeah. You're here with me, girlfriend. You are here with me.
Mary Walter
I appreciate you, too.
Caller Lisa
I live in a democratic enclave, suburban area, and work at a liberal university. And you keep me going. You inspire a lot of hope.
Rob Carson
Well, I lived in Cincinnati for a while. I love me some Ohio. I really do. Do you suppose that. Yeah, I did. And I love me some Skyline chili, baby.
Caller Lisa
Whoo. We had a Skyline Chili in the basement of my Dorm back in 85.
Rob Carson
You know what? There's a place here called Hard Rock or Hard Times Cafe. And it's right there. The last one is here in Old Town Alexandria. And I went there and they make a Cincinnati style chili. I had a chili three way on Sunday. It's not what you think, by the way. Hunter Biden. It's nothing like what you think.
Caller Lisa
I've got a question and thanks to for your winning jingle. Every day I called months about my dad dying and that being his favorite song.
Rob Carson
Oh, yes, I remember that. I remember your dad loved that. Thank you. That meant a lot.
Caller Lisa
Meant a lot to me, too. Every time you play it as well. Yeah, I've got a comment or a question.
Rob Carson
Why.
Caller Lisa
Why is all this stuff Comey is doing and all the. The Southern poverty and the left and the Kings. Why aren't all these things seditious in themselves? All of them? Because look at the map of the map of the counties in 2024, November, how every one of them swung.
Mary Walter
Right?
Stephen Colbert
Yeah.
Rob Carson
Well, listen, listen. I told you, I told you, you know, I told you year and before the election year, I used to play this sound bite from Kurt Russell saying, I'm coming and I'm bringing hell with me. And I had people tell me, you shouldn't put that on the air, you know. And then, of course, you know, the Democrats started talking about it was going to be retribution. It was going to be retribution. So they stopped using the word retribution. So they said, accountability. Right now, this is what's coming. It's finally coming. The accountability for the crap they put us through is coming. And I'm hoping and praying that people go to jail. We've got to win the midterms.
Mary Walter
Me too.
Rob Carson
Got to win the midterms. And then, like I said, the feces is hitting the fan.
Caller Lisa
You've also inspired me again, now that I can walk better. Yeah, I volunteered starting yesterday for the local gop. I'm gonna pass out local level, door to door. Tomorrow morning.
Todd Blanche
Tomorrow morning.
Rob Carson
Good for you, girl. Well, hang in there and thank you for calling. I do appreciate you and God bless your dad.
Mary Walter
Thank you. God bless your dad.
Caller Lisa
You as well, Rob, and all you do. Thank you so much.
Rob Carson
All right, let's go to Dottie near Baltimore. Hello there, Dottie. How you doing today?
Mary Walter
I'm doing fine. I just want to commit our president for being brilliant. They don't understand him because he's playing chess. And the rest of them think in terms of checkers. 100 way for future generations to take the oil out the hands of the heathen and put it in people who are know what to do with things. And I think he's a brilliant man. And stop complaining. They don't have anything to complain about.
Rob Carson
Dottie, you are 100% right. And I appreciate you listening to WCBM, our anchor station in Baltimore. God bless you. You know, the, the right now, did you know OPEC is going away? OPEC is going away, man. They're going to get rid of opec. It's falling apart. That, that cabal of people who kept, you know, whenever, whenever there was, they wanted to just jack up the price, they cranked down product. That's one of the many things that Donald Trump is doing. And right now also you've got, you know, peace in the Middle east. And when this Iran conflict or this Iraq, Iran conflict is over, I got him confused because, see, we were involved in Iraq and we put boots on the ground and it was. They didn't give the soldiers the support and the ability to engage the enemy. And it would have ended a lot sooner, but it took 20 gosh darn years. And then Joe Biden left $85 billion worth of equipment and a whole lot of bodies and a whole lot of people who came back here either in coffins or with PTSD or profound injury, and it just whizzed on all of them. But you see, Donald Trump's not going to do that. The Democrats can caterwall all they want and say you need congressional approval and all that. It's not going to work. But Donald Trump is way out ahead of everybody. He was way out ahead of everybody on this, on this blockade of Iranian ports. It's going to bring down this regime for sure. There's no doubt about it, by the way.
Mary Walter
Go ahead. Need to be controlling anybody's oil. It needs to be in the hands of brilliant people that we have in this country.
Rob Carson
All right, Dottie, thank you. Dottie, thank you very much. We gotta run. I appreciate you. I appreciate you very much. But yeah, it is, it is about 3D chess and every time, you know, life residents, removing Maduro and leaving a new government in charge there and leaning into, you know, hopefully freedom for the people and the free market economy. Same goes with, with Cuba. You know, this, what, this, what's happening with Iran is shutting off Cuba. Cuba has no fossil fuel to run their 1957 Chevy's that they've had there, you know, forever. And so it is about changing the world for good and the demons over the left are going to caterwaul and throw a temper tantrum like they're doing across America. And we overwhelm them with joy and patriotism and faith. There you go. Now one of our unusual suspects, Mary Walter, joins us next. I got a lot of good stuff to throw her way. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey guys, it's Rob Carson for Relief Factor. There's a reason why at my age I could still crush it at the gym, carry an armchair by myself or do any home improvement project without pain during or after. And that's Relief Factor. When it comes to supplements, the two things that matter most. It works and you trust it. Relief Factor was created by a combat wounded Vietnam veteran. He decided to become a doctor simply to help people to heal them. If pain is holding you back, find out why so many people, including me, make Relief Factor a part of their daily routine. Try the three week quick start today. Go to relieffactor.com that's relieffactor.com or call 800 for relief. That's 800 for relief for relief factor. Hey guys, it's Carson. I just got a ghost bed. Yeah, pay attention here because I've been sleeping on a foam mattress since I moved to the Washington, D.C. area, which is like sleeping on the sponge in your sink. Ghost bed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not looks, not fluff. Your body should be healing while you sleep, not fighting for comfort. I have been sleeping past seven in the morning on my ghost bed. It's unbelievable. If you wake up stiff, you toss and turn. If you sleep hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different. That's not aging, it's your mattress talking. Another great thing I love about Ghostbed. You get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, you can send it back. Risk. Ghostbed is offering my audience their lowest prices of the season plus an extra 10% off. Go to Ghostbed.com Carson use promo code Carson. That's Ghostbed.com Carson promo code Carson. You are going to love your new ghost bed. What?
Mary Walter
So when you find somebody, think of me and celebrate.
Rob Carson
I made such a big mistake when I was married. You were expecting Run dmc, weren't you? Mary Walter, you were expecting Run dmc, but I decided to treat you with gentle gloves today because It's a glorious May 1st. How are you?
Mary Walter
Good I'm pleasantly surprised.
Rob Carson
Yeah, you're kind of the opposite of Run dmc.
Mary. Mary.
Mary Walter
Yeah, it's the difference between you and me. You were like at 11 at all times. And I always have like, I have a governor a little bit.
Rob Carson
You generally. What do you start your day with? If you were going to listen to a song the first thing in the morning, what. What song would you. Would you listen to?
Caller Lisa
I don't know.
Mary Walter
Is there a song that says why the hell do I have to get up?
Rob Carson
Okay, that's a good song. I jump in and. No, I am. Believe it or not, this is going to come as a big surprise. You. I like really loud music in the.
Mary Walter
Oh, you are shot out of a cannon. As I'm sure as soon as the. You are shot out of a cannon. Hopefully drinking decaf because you do not need caffeinated and you just are at 11 until you cough like a toddler
Rob Carson
100% and is easily distracted like a toddler. Yes, yes, yes. So I've banked some stories today and if you have ones you want to bring up, I've been so bloody busy today that I haven't had a chance to text you and say, what do you want to talk about today? So if you want to just stop me.
Mary Walter
I went out. I went out to brunch. I sent you a picture.
Rob Carson
Oh, my God. What the hell kind of sandwich was that, by the way?
Mary Walter
Pork roll, egg and cheese at a Jersey diner in Asbury Park. Like old time Frank's Deli, which also has like a section where you can sit and eat and it. I cannot wait to go back. It's totally old school. Hasn't been changed since like 1930. Whatever.
Rob Carson
Love it, love it, love it.
Mary Walter
And it wasn't expensive. It was not expensive at all. So cash only.
Rob Carson
But pork roll, egg and cheese. Oh my God.
Mary Walter
On a kaiser roll. It's the only way.
Rob Carson
I love it.
Mary Walter
Knife in the middle of it.
Rob Carson
Man, if you guys could only get good pizza up there, you'd be doing something.
Mary Walter
Yeah.
Rob Carson
You know, don't eat cheese on a cracker. For God's sake. Have a pizza.
Mary Walter
Or you can get the thin crust pizza, which is like the cracker crust, which is really good.
Rob Carson
Yeah, I don't do that. No, no. So a man was arrested after breaking into a Barnes and Noble at midnight. The to go there because he had been reading a book there for four consecutive days and he needed to finish it before going to sleep. Gary Hollis of Portland, Oregon was charged with breaking and entering a closed Barnes and noble. He had propped an emergency exit open at 12:10am to finish the final 47 pages of a thriller that he'd been reading. They go. And the police go. And he's sitting there using a phone flashlight. And he returned to the same armchair he'd been using. He had his own reading glasses and a granola bar. And he had 47 pages to go. These are the kind of burglaries we need.
Mary Walter
Okay, well, more than anything, I want to know the name of the book because clearly it's great.
Rob Carson
Well, I don't. It doesn't say in the dang story. I know.
Mary Walter
I want to know the name of the book because clearly it's a page turner. But you know, libraries, you can get the same book for free.
Rob Carson
Really?
Mary Walter
That might have been an option.
Rob Carson
I thought that public libraries were just for homeless people to look at porn for free.
Mary Walter
We go to our library a lot because they get like a lot of the TV shows that you want to watch that, you know, maybe you get it a season or two later. We watch Mad Men by getting the DVDs at our library.
Rob Carson
You have a DVD? Wait, you have a DVD player?
Mary Walter
How else do you watch this stuff? If you want it for free.
Rob Carson
I haven't had a DVD player in
Mary Walter
a long time for it. I get it for free.
Rob Carson
That's great. You still go down to the Blockbuster.
Mary Walter
You can laugh all you want. You have probably 10,000 subscriptions. I don't. And I can watch whatever I want for free.
Rob Carson
Well, better to have subscriptions than prescriptions. There you go. All right, this is kind of female JP Morgan executive allegedly drugged and sexually abused male employee made him her sex office sex slave.
Mary Walter
Now this is crazy.
Rob Carson
I know. This is ridiculous. And by the way, they never returned my. My application for employment after I read the story.
Mary Walter
Yes, because desperation probably stunk through the paper.
Rob Carson
Oh, are you kidding me? Wait a minute. So no, this woman. This woman Lorna had Johnny 37, allegedly coerced a married banker to a non consensual and humiliating sex acts with Hunter Biden. Like that's. That's the stuff he paid for for a series of months in the plaintiff only known as John Doe. This woman would drug him and give him an erection enabling pharmaceutical substance on at least one occasion. That's just messed up.
Mary Walter
Can I just say, first of all, I hate these stories when they name the alleged perpetrator because the accusations on page one. And if we find out that this is all bs, like he's just trying to get back at her for what? Whatever it is. Like, like, like, say because she's presumed innocent for. And I hate this when they do this to men, too, because accusations on page one and the retraction is on page, you know, 40.
Rob Carson
Yes.
Mary Walter
I don't like that her name is out there. I don't think that's fair.
Rob Carson
Okay, I got you. I got you.
Mary Walter
I got you. But. But, but, like, how do these people not think they're ever going to get caught?
Rob Carson
I. I don't even know. I don't. I don't know to say. What about. What about Eric Swalwell, for God's sake?
Mary Walter
I mean, well. Well, maybe it's the same thing. Narcissistic tendencies, right? Like, narcissists think that they're never going to get caught. But. But like this. Especially with a dude, right? Like, having to drug him. It just seems like a lot of work because most men, like, if you go to a bar, there's desperate men everywhere, and they will. They don't give. They'll sleep with you. They'll give it to you if you want it. Like, oh, my God, pay for it, and he'll buy you a beer, you know, so it's not like. This doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
Rob Carson
No, it doesn't. And by the way, the woman. The woman. The alleged woman who allegedly did this, allegedly, she's an attractive woman. She's 37 years old. She's an attractive woman. She could do exactly what you. My wife for years, you know, we started dating. She was 25. I was 27. I mean, literally, she could go into a bar anywhere. And men. We did literally just, you know, when we were dating, she would say, I won't have to buy a drink all night, her and her sister. And it was true. It was 100% true. And it goes well into your. At least 50s sometimes.
Mary Walter
Yeah. Oh, absolutely. I'll go out with my girlfriends and I'll be like, somebody bought me a drink. And my husband. Good for you. You still got it. You know, like. But again, I wonder if this goes back to the narcissistic tendencies. I have power. I can do what I want. I want him. He paying attention to me in the way I want. And I think the same thing goes, like Swalwell. That type of thing, you know, if. If what he did, if it's what is alleged is.
Rob Carson
Yeah. Now, the interesting thing. Did you notice that the. That Swalwell has been ghosted? Everything about him has been ghosted. He's gone. They're. They're literally scrubbing Google searches of his sanitize. They are. The Democrat party recognizes that. You know, and not only that, the story of them, the COVID up and the removal of him from the gubernatorial candidacy, all that's gone. All of the, all of who are alleging all of their stories, everything is gone. They are ghosting him before the midterms. Did you notice that?
Mary Walter
Well, what did Nancy Pelosi call it? The wrap up smear.
Rob Carson
Okay, yeah.
Mary Walter
And is that they do it to their own. We know they did. Look what they did to Joe Biden. They are ruthless. Which is why the Republicans do so horribly against them. Because Republicans are playing softball and they're playing baseball. It's. It's ridiculous.
Rob Carson
Yeah, yeah.
Mary Walter
So it's not a surprise this was set up by the Democrats. They had the goods on him and they parade these women forward. E. Jean Carroll, the other one who was against Kavanaugh, who got a figure. I am so afraid. I had two front doors that whole bit. I'm sure they're paid handsomely, but the Republicans don't bother looking at their bank accounts.
Rob Carson
And
Mary Walter
we've seen this play before, but now they used it on one of their own. They're ruthless, absolutely ruthless. And Republicans are just such patsies.
Rob Carson
We do, we do. Marcus of Queensbury rules in an MMA fight, but Donald Trump doesn't do that, by the way. So let's take a break and come back more with Mary Walter. By the way, just Google Mary Walter Radio. Go to Mary Walter Radio. She'll show up everywhere. She will haunt your dreams, for God's sake. She's everywhere. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.
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Hey, Dana. Well, you know, the Department of Justice led task force to eradicate anti Christian bias released 14 findings that paint a picture of the Biden presidency that went beyond disagreement and moved to punishing Christians who held conservative religious beliefs in conflict with the administration's pro choice gender ideology agenda. The port where the port found the Biden DOJ brought multiple cases against pro life activists, many of them Christians, under the Face act, the freedom of access to clinic entries.
Rob Carson
It's a breaking story. And by the way, they incorporated the splc, the Southern Poverty Law center to call Christian groups, Catholic groups, you know, white supremacists, etc. It really is quite evil. I was Mary Walter, by the way. Fellow Catholic fellow. Yep. And by the way, I have found a church finally. And I mean, I'M not. I'm being serious. I haven't found a church that I love in 30 years. And I found one, and I found one, and it's.
Stephen Colbert
It's.
Rob Carson
It's really something else. I like a church that doesn't insult your intelligence. You know, I don't need a rock. I don't need a rock band. I don't need a guy with a fancy suit.
Mary Walter
You're not gonna find any of that in a Catholic church.
Rob Carson
You're not gonna find that, but. Newly released text messages. Biden DOJ lawyers caught reveling in plans to target Catholic nuns. Joseph Cooney, Molly Gaston. Did you hear about this?
Mary Walter
So interesting. Under Joe Biden. He's such a good Catholic.
Rob Carson
Yeah, he's such a good Catholic. I got to tell you, Mary, this is why I say. And I know in my heart that this isn't Republican Democrat. This is good and evil.
Mary Walter
I'll agree with you.
Rob Carson
Yeah, 100%, by the way.
Mary Walter
Just not. Not to throw you off the track here, but I just want to clean something up. It's Marquis of Queensbury. Marcus of Queensbury is a guy down the street. The Marquis of Queensbury is.
Rob Carson
The Marquis of Queensbury rules. Well, look. Oh, my God. Your little victory. Mary gets her little victory.
Mary Walter
I thought it was hilarious. I had to hit you with that.
Rob Carson
I sounded like Candace Owens for a second there. You know Candace Owens? Oh, I gotta play. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Candace Owens is. She's in a whole lot of trouble. I can't stand her, by the way. I used to. I used to like her. Listen to her here. You think I'm bad with my Marcus of Queensberry.
Candace Owens
She has millions of followers. And you think, okay, this is an illiterate person. Kind of read books. I'm just fascinated with learning real history because I think that truth is kind of. I mean, what. What actually has happened. The events of our world is obviously, as the expression goes, way stranger in fiction. To do it again posthumously. Charlie Kirk, the founder of tpusa, will be posthumously honored. Humus Award. They've decided posthumously. Cordially accepted those posthumous terms. Scif, which stands.
Rob Carson
I've got a whole bunch of those. She does that all the time. So.
Mary Walter
Did you say that.
Rob Carson
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Posthumously.
Mary Walter
Is it as bad as World War 11?
Rob Carson
Oh, my God. Wasn't that fantastic?
Mary Walter
But you have no shame. She did not that night. And it will be written off.
Rob Carson
Of course it will be. But meanwhile, Dan Quail misspelled potato. And it haunted him for the rest of his life.
Mary Walter
Exactly.
Rob Carson
You know, and by the way, that's what Democrats are saying today. They're saying that if we continue this Iran conflict, we could have World War 12. Oh, this is pretty interesting. You know, you always hear these studies like, you know, this new. Could potentially cure this and potentially cure that. And all this and never comes to market, never gets done. Scientists have reversed brain aging with a nasal spray. Seriously, tiny fires of inflammation. You know, listen, I think this would be great. Smolder deep within the brain's memory center. Creating a persistent brain fog. Makes it harder to think, form new memories, adapt new environments, all the while, you know, in increasing the risk of disorders. Texas A and M, they've covered up with an inflammatory tide responsible for brain aging. And brain fog might actually be reversible.
Mary Walter
Wouldn't that be something else that I think is amazing? You know, they connect. Everything that goes wrong in your body is tied to inflammation. I mean, everything.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Mary Walter
Which is insane. Turmeric. Take your turmeric, people.
Rob Carson
Every day. Every day.
Mary Walter
But I love. I love something as simple as this, right? Like, this is just so simple. A nasal spray. And if it can reverse the aging of the brain. Listen, I do. I'm not one of those people who wants to live, like, to 100. I want to live to 150. No, I don't. I have no desire to live to 150. When I start losing it, I'm out. Like. Like, put a pillow over your head. But if you can, I volunteer. Yes. But remember, I watch Forensic Files. You never use a feather pillow because as your person's gathering for the feathers in their throat, and that's how they know how you did it. Just a fun fact. But being able to reverse the aging of the brain, I think is super important because your body on its own. But so many people, like, there's something weird, people with Alzheimer's, you know, my dad is like that. His dad was like that. So I'm sure that's on the. On the, you know, the magic wheel for me. And, you know, their bodies keep going. It's insane. Their body keeps chugging along. Healthy as a horse. She just keeps going. But their brain is gone. And it's.
Rob Carson
It's so brutal. It's. It's. It's brutal for everybody involved, but it's. It's particularly brutal for the family members.
Mary Walter
I mean, exactly.
Rob Carson
Oh, my God.
Mary Walter
Wants to do that to your family? I don't want to do that to my family. Right.
Rob Carson
I'm gonna call my pilot. Would my pillow work, do you suppose?
Mary Walter
Well, that's what we have in our house. So that's what we're gonna have. It's gonna have to be. They're way too big to get stuck in your throat, so no one will ever know.
Rob Carson
Did you hear that? You know, last week, Donald Trump Regeneron is going to be offering hearing loss meds for children born deaf that can be able to hear again. That's the good news that nobody covered last week. And did you see the press last week? The little boy, the little boy who out of nowhere could hear and his mom was there. And Regeneron is going to offer free meds to these kids born deaf. And that's a giant thing. I mean, that's. The most marginalized people in the country, in the world are the deaf and the blind. Almost even more so with. With the deaf to some degree.
Mary Walter
That's crazy. So. Wow. And of course, this is the first I'm hearing of this.
Rob Carson
No, I know. It was a great story. I heard the press.
Mary Walter
Would that work with people who were older and had been born up?
Rob Carson
I don't know. I don't know. But you know, a lot of times they do cochlears. They do cochlear for some people.
Mary Walter
You know, the cochlear implants.
Rob Carson
It's cochlear. I thought it was cochlear.
Mary Walter
Okay, whatever.
Rob Carson
Listen, this is Marcus of Queensbury Rules. Is that what you're doing, Marcus?
Mary Walter
Yes. It was really a Candace Owens thing.
Rob Carson
Google the story.
Mary Walter
We gotta run some people, there are some hearing impaired people who believe that getting the implant is kind of like you shouldn't do that. Like this is what God gave you and making the birth defect. Whatever, like that. And I don't know, like I'm thinking, if you're blind and you can see or if you're deaf and you can hear, doesn't that improve your quality of life? I would think.
Rob Carson
You would think.
Mary Walter
And no one's forcing you to do it. If you want to stay deaf, you can stay deaf, right?
Rob Carson
Yeah, exactly. You know, like Democrats, they. There's some things. They're selectively deaf and so are married women. So it happens.
Mary Walter
Well, there are. There are women and there are plenty of men who feign deafness.
Rob Carson
I'm sorry, what? I'm sorry, what? All right, we got to run. We got to run. I'm just going to have to leave it at Mary Walter Radio. Google Mary Walter Radio for everything that Mary does. But we got to run, girl. Have a glorious weekend.
Mary Walter
Okay, you too. Bye.
Rob Carson
God bless you. All right, let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.
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On Thursday, President Trump announced that the government had come to an agreement with the pharmaceutical company Regeneron in which Regeneron committed to to slashing the cost of its meds and giving American patients most favored nation pricing. As part of the deal, the FDA also approved a new drug from Regeneron, a gene therapy that can cure deafness in children. The press conference announcing the deal included one tiny beneficiary in any other administration curing children of deafness so they can hear their mamas say I love you would have been the biggest story of the week. And we just couldn't let it slide without giving it its due.
Rob Carson
Butcher Unger Sargon, friend of the show, announcing that last week. Yeah, most people didn't hear about it because it was too good. It was too amazing. You know, again, overwhelm them with joy and faith and patriotism and drive them into hell. And they're throwing a temper tantrum today. Drive by them and Blair YMCA out your windows and to hell with them all. There you go. By the way, my ghostbed is spectacular. I just posted a new video online of my ghost bed. I make my bed every day. A lot of times if you're military, they say, you know, you gotta. It creates a sense of order in the beginning of your day. That's the way you start your day off. It's the best way to do it. I do that. Not only that, but also as a sign of love and respect for my ghostbed because I'm gonna tell you, I've never slept better. I got a blast night. I woke up from a dream and I went over to the computer and I just sat there because I wanted to get some show prep done and whatever. And it wasn't insomnia. I had a glass of milk, which I do. I have a glass of milk and then I go getting back in bed and I went back to bed and I slept until 7:15 this morning. Beautifully. Sun coming through the window. Absolutely wonderfully. Ghostbed is American made. The guy who created the ghostbed, he had neck surgeries and he couldn't sleep and so he created this bed. I'm telling you guys, it'll change your life. I mean this, it's the best bed I've ever had. Ghostbed.com Carson to save 10%. Ghostbed.com Carson to save ten percent. They do the industrial frames, the whole deal, and they cost far less than you could possibly imagine. Remarkable, remarkable, remarkable. See my video on all my social media at robcarson show ghostbed.com Carson Last hour of the Rob Carson show on this glorious Friday. Coming up next. Don't go anywhere. When I found out I was going to be a parent, I immediately felt a lot of anxiety and worry. So I went on to BetterHelp to try to look for a therapist to help. Help me with that.
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On this lively Friday edition of The Rob Carson Show, Rob dishes out his usual blend of humor, biting political commentary, and parody as he takes on the day’s biggest headlines. Main topics include the ongoing fallout from James Comey's “Instagram assassination threat” against Donald Trump, alleged leftist tantrums on May Day, major political developments, and a medley of lighter cultural stories. Rob is joined by frequent guest Mary Walter, with call-ins from listeners adding additional flavor. The episode is fast-paced, irreverent, and unapologetically partisan, but filled with both serious and comedic moments.
“Play YMCA and overwhelm them with joy and patriotism. It’s like garlic to vampires with the left.” – Rob Carson (02:22)
Comey posted “8647” on Instagram, which Rob (and prosecutors) say is coded mob language for “kill Donald Trump.”
Legal Developments:
Todd Blanche remarks:
"You cannot threaten the life of the President. United States. Can't do it." (04:41, Blanche)
Rob ridicules Comey as a “man child” and “coward.”
Parody song referencing Comey:
“Everyone considered him a coward named Jim Comey... Should put him in prison for 20 years to life. That would be nice, wouldn't it?” (07:22-07:46, Rob Carson)
Details Comey’s apparent attempt to deflect blame onto his wife during a Stephen Colbert appearance.
Notable Quote:
“Oh my God, what a little coward you are. … What kind of a man does that to his wife? My God in heaven." – Rob Carson (10:38)
Rob plays and mocks Comey’s segment on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", where Comey and his wife claim to have “just found” numbers in seashells on a beach.
Carson calls out the implausibility and implies the talk show is helping Comey launder his public image.
Notable Quote:
“This is Stephen Colbert playing clueless. This is a setup. … meant to clear his name, to make light of a very serious situation.” — Rob Carson (08:51)
Caller Lisa thanks Rob for sharing listener support with political figures and speaks on her own recovery and activism.
Lisa questions: why isn’t what Comey and the left are doing considered sedition?
Rob asserts: “Accountability is finally coming for the crap they put us through.” (19:05)
Notable Quotes:
“The accountability for the crap they put us through is coming.” — Rob Carson (19:05)
“I volunteered starting yesterday for the local GOP … tomorrow morning.” — Lisa (19:16)
Massive lithium deposits found in the Appalachian Mountains, potentially ending US reliance on foreign sources.
Rob underscores the theme of American abundance and overcoming Democratic restrictions.
Notable Quote:
“Isn't that amazing? Is that just wonderful? I think it's pretty darn wonderful.” (16:15)
Second caller, Dottie, praises Trump’s “3D chess” strategy, especially regarding oil and OPEC.
Rob claims OPEC is “going away” due to US self-sufficiency and Trump’s brilliant moves in the Middle East and against Iran/Cuba — an example of “changing the world for good.”
Notable Quote:
"OPEC is going away, man. They're going to get rid of OPEC. It's falling apart. That, that cabal who kept… jacking up the price… That's one of the many things that Donald Trump is doing." — Rob Carson (20:16)
Rob and Mary catch up, discussing their morning routines, diner sandwiches, and pizza.
Humorous story: man breaks into Barnes & Noble just to finish a novel.
Mary advocates for using libraries; Rob jokes libraries are for homeless people watching porn.
Discussion of sensational sexual harassment case at JP Morgan, their skepticism about such media stories, and musings about gender dynamics and narcissistic power trips.
Notable Quote:
“Pork roll, egg and cheese at a Jersey diner in Asbury Park. Like old time Frank's Deli, which also has like a section where you can sit and eat… totally old school.” — Mary Walter (26:22)
Rob and Mary discuss new advances like a nasal spray that may reverse brain aging and drug developments to restore hearing in deaf children.
Reflection on personal and family experience with Alzheimer’s and the power of cutting-edge medicine.
Notable Quotes:
“Wouldn't that be something else that I think is amazing? … A nasal spray. And if it can reverse the aging of the brain…” — Mary Walter (38:08)
“Regeneron is going to offer free meds to these kids born deaf. And that's a giant thing.” — Rob Carson (40:04)
"Play YMCA and overwhelm them with joy and patriotism. It’s like garlic to vampires with the left." (02:22)
"He tried to be cute about it … this could cost him his bloody freedom." (03:32)
“The accountability for the crap they put us through is coming.” (19:05)
“Isn't that amazing? … I think it's pretty darn wonderful.” (16:15)
"OPEC is going away, man. … That's one of the many things that Donald Trump is doing." (20:16)
“Republicans are playing softball and [Democrats] are playing baseball. … They are ruthless, absolutely ruthless.” — Mary Walter (32:39)
"Regeneron is going to offer free meds to these kids born deaf. And that's a giant thing." (40:04)
"This isn’t Republican versus Democrat. This is good and evil." (35:24)
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