Million Dollar Carry-On Luggage Scheme Ends

Summary

The Rob Carson Show

Episode: Million Dollar Carry-On Luggage Scheme Ends
Date: January 16, 2026
Host: Rob Carson
Notable Guest: Mary Walter, David Koch (whistleblower)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Rob Carson Show centers around the exposure and aftermath of a large-scale welfare fraud scheme involving Somali immigrants in Minnesota, the failed responses of state leadership, and broader political and societal analysis—delivered in Rob Carson’s signature blend of humor, outrage, and parody. The episode spotlights whistleblower David Koch, legislative response, impeachment moves against Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, and wider reflections on corruption, the economy, and American cultural issues, with guest commentary from Mary Walter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Minnesota Welfare Fraud & Impeachment of Governor Tim Walz

• Rob Carson breaks down the articles of impeachment against Minnesota Governor Tim Walz, accused of deliberately allowing massive welfare fraud to continue within state agencies ([01:25]).
• The fraud involved suitcases of cash being transported out of the Minneapolis-St. Paul airport, predominantly by Somali immigrants, and laundered overseas ([03:48]).
• David Koch, the whistleblower, recounts investigating the intricate web of childcare centers and transportation companies allegedly used as fronts for funneling state and federal welfare money ([12:56], [13:32]).
• The state’s Department of Human Services is identified as a central node in enabling the fraud ([14:22]).
• Federal and local action is discussed—efforts now aim to restrict cash outflows and deport fraud-convicted immigrants ([04:21], [12:21]).

Notable Quote:

"You better sit down for it. It's unreal."
— Rob Carson introducing David Koch’s revelations ([00:26])

2. The Whistleblower’s Story: David Koch

• Koch details how he discovered the fraud: noticing a surplus of Somali-run childcare centers and transportation vans with no passengers, leading to an in-depth investigation ([12:56], [13:32]).
• Working with Nick Shirley, Koch amassed evidence and ignited national attention with viral videos ([13:39]).
• He stresses the personal danger he faces as a whistleblower:

  "I wear bulletproof, stab proof vests when I go out... I got a bounty on me and I need to know that all of this was not in vain."
  — David Koch ([17:59])

3. Parody, Satire, and Commentary

• Rob brings parody to the episode with a song mocking Governor Walz, styled after Mary Poppins ([05:34]).
• Ongoing banter with guest Mary Walter offers both comic relief and serious critique of American social/cultural trends ([21:46] onwards).

4. Broader Societal and Political Commentary

• The discussion segues into topics like economic performance, with praise for Trump-era growth and analysis of new unemployment and mortgage rate drops ([07:28]-[09:46]).
• Rob spotlights the skyrocketing value of gold and silver, viewing it as a signal for Americans to consider hedging against economic instability ([09:48], [40:28]).
• There’s frustration with perceived Republican inaction and comparison of establishment politics to ongoing corruption ([32:09]-[34:14]).
• Carson and Walter discuss the phenomenon of “white liberal woman mania,” culture war dynamics, and the performative aspects of modern activism ([23:17]-[27:08]).

5. The Human Toll of Political Negligence

• Rob and Mary Walter empathize with the real victims—taxpayers, children (referencing Hunter Biden's child support case), and ordinary Minnesotans betrayed by leaders' lack of action ([36:08]-[38:02]).
• Emotional moments surface regarding the impact of absent fathers, both in the news and the hosts' own lives.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (With Timestamps)

• On whistleblower retaliation:

  "They retaliated and intimidated anyone that was brave enough to come forward within the state government to say that there's fraud taking place."
  — Rob Carson ([02:57])

• On the scale of fraud:

  "When we're talking about Child care centers...CCAP money as the main bundle of gold and that's child care assistance payments...the checks are written by the Department of Human Services for all of this fraud."
  — David Koch ([14:57])

• On political complicity:

  "If you knowingly turned a blind eye to fraud...that should end in some type of arrest."
  — Rob Carson ([03:31])

• Personal danger as a whistleblower:

  "Now I wear bulletproof stab proof vests...I'm not saying everyone has to do that...but this has to be the spark where people say, 'Okay, this is enough.' Because eventually they're going to take me out."
  — David Koch ([17:59])

• On culture war & social contagion:

  "How bad can this get and what can be done about it?"
  — Rob Carson asking Mary Walter about cancel culture and female activism ([23:38])

• Sardonic humor on politicians’ wealth:

  "Elon Omar, her husband was worth 50 grand four years ago. They're both worth now up to $30 million. Of course it is. These are oligarchs."
  — Rob Carson ([33:08])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Impeachment & Fraud Overview: [00:26]–[06:41]
• David Koch Whistleblower Interview: [12:21]–[18:29]
• Satirical Song (‘Tim Timothy Tim Timiny Walz’): [05:34]
• Economic Commentary: [07:28]–[09:48]
• Gold and Silver Market Commentary: [09:48], [40:28]
• Culture War & Social Issues (Mary Walter): [21:46]–[29:51]
• Children & Absent Fathers: [36:08]–[38:02]
• Political Rant on Congressional Inaction: [32:09]–[35:21]

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Overall Tone

The episode blends righteous indignation over governmental corruption with irreverent humor, parody, and cultural criticism. Carson and guests move nimbly between hard-hitting investigative discussion, satire, pop-culture commentary, and personal anecdotes, maintaining a direct, conversational style typical to talk radio. The call-in segment adds flavor from the broader listener community.

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Summary

"Million Dollar Carry-On Luggage Scheme Ends" delivers a comprehensive look at the largest welfare fraud case in Minnesota’s history, featuring insights from whistleblower David Koch and interviews with political commentator Mary Walter. The episode weaves together exposé journalism, parody, economic analysis, and societal critique, highlighting both the nitty-gritty of systemic corruption and the broader cultural malaise. Through humor and outrage, Carson and his guests engage listeners in a natural, fast-paced style, making this episode both informative and entertaining—even (and especially) for those who haven’t listened.

Transcript

[Rob Carson]

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[David Koch]

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[Rob Carson]

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[David Koch]

Communicating with. They warned Waltz and Ellison, the attorney.

[Rob Carson]

General for years that this fraud was taking place.

[David Koch]

Not only did Allison and Waltz turned.

[Rob Carson]

A blind eye, they retaliated and intimidated. Come back anyone that was brave enough to come forward within the state government to say that there's fraud taking place. So, you know, that's the case. That's going to have to be proven. We're looking into that. We've got lots of allegations and we're doing everything in our ability to. To.

[David Koch]

To verify, to see if that's the truth.

[Rob Carson]

This is him talking to John Solomon, who was on our show yesterday.

[David Koch]

That is in fact true.

[Rob Carson]

And my show yesterday, I should say they retaliated against whistleblowers.

[David Koch]

Then I think that's a crime.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, that should end in some type of arrest.

[David Koch]

That's a, That's a very serious crime.

[Rob Carson]

To intimidate whistleblowers to, to be incompetent is not a crime there.

[David Koch]

Or there'll be a lot of Democrats in prison right now. But if you knowingly turned a blind.

[Rob Carson]

Eye to fraud and even I wanted to go to jail, felt good. This is Kristen Robbins. She's a Minnesota state legislator. And you know they've been send these Somalis. You can't say that it's racist. Oh, yes. Screw you. I mean, just the only people who say. Say that's because it's racist is because they know it's not racist. They just want to shut me up. But anyway, you know, all those billions and millions of dollars they were sending in suitcases in through Minneapolis St. Paul International, also out of Columbus Airport, and all of that, the suitcases of cash while they were confiscating your toothpaste. Not gonna be able to do that anymore.

[David Koch]

We're so grateful for the partnership of Secretary Bess and the Trump administration. So he started a new program where they're Gonna Lim to $2,000 a person, which is going to be a dramatic change for a lot of people. And they're also going to be geo tracking all the cash that's leaving the Hennepin county or Ramsey county, which is where, you know, a lot of this population lives. And so that will really help because before they hadn't been tracking where the money went once it got to Dubai. They assumed, you know, it was hard to track because it was going through the Hawalian network.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, well, guess what? But by no more million dollars. So sickening. I'm just so sickening what they did to us. Article 3 of the impeachment of votes charges him with placing political consideration above lawful administration prioritizing. The preservation of political narratives over disclosing known program failures. Failed to act to protect taxpayer funds once fraud became apparent. Allowed executive agencies to continue operations without proper safeguards because he didn't want to disrupt the gravy train. Allowing statutory safeguards to be ignored. Failing to ignore anti fraud measures permitting violations of the law. And then the next one article, what is it? 8 section 3 Waltz is barred from executive the executing the duties of governor upon the House's adoption of the rebel resolution and may resume those duties only if acquitted by the Senate. All of that stuff certainly is going to add up to nothing good for old Timmy. And here's what Jim Gossett did with Timmah today. You like Mary Poppins. You're gonna like this. Tim Timothy Tim Timiny Walls is a creep. Above all the fraud. Did not hear a peep. Tim Timoney, Tim Timoney, Tim must resign about ice and Trump. Let Tim Walls whine when he's impeached. Tim, Timony, Tim Timony sub burning ice. He's going to pay a very large price. I hope. Tim, Tim, Tim, Timy. Tim's been accused. A whole lot of money has been misused.

[David Koch]

Minnesota.

[Rob Carson]

It's been abused. Very, very nice. Jim Gossett, ladies and gentlemen. You can help him out by going to patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy patreon.com Jim Goss Buffett comedy says you guys have been pretty good, but you could help him out a little more if you would give him like 10 bucks a month. He's going to give you all sorts of comedy. He did two, he did two songs today for me. We've already heard both of them and if you want to hear them again, you can listen to the podcast or I might play them again later in the show. You know what I think we need on this Friday, before the next segment, we talk about Nick Shirley and his buddy David Koch. I think we need some good news. We love to win.

[David Koch]

Winning, winning. So much winning.

[Rob Carson]

It's lots of winning. Lots of winning. Lots of winning. Lots of winning. Lots of winning. Lots of winning.

[David Koch]

It's oh so good.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. This is Kevin Hassett, the guy with the, the never ending grim advisor to a Trump economic advisor, talking about the booming economy, right?

[David Koch]

Well, the economy is booming. It's really astonishing, right? Like so if you look at the last three quarters, it's 4% growth. 4% growth. And now we're looking at something like 5% growth. At the 5% growth is 1 1/2% lower than the real number because of the government shutdown. And so we're seeing numbers like we saw right at the beginning of the Reagan administration a little bit during the dot com years. But there have been very, very few times in American economic history where things were as strong as they are. And I think that the, the reason is that President Trump's policies have really, really helped. So if you look at the big beautiful bill that we've got expensing, we've got no taxes on tips, no taxes. I think that the other thing that's happening is the artificial intellig is making productivity go up for firms all around the country. And you saw like the latest productivity.

[Rob Carson]

Numbers are showing some pretty darn amazing. And then there's also this from CNBC about unemployment claims being the lowest since the Beatles were a thing. And finally, we're populating on claims under 200 on initial claims for the week of January 10th. That's 198,000, 198,000. Now, we have had some sub 2 hundreds, some of them revised away, but one still stands. That was the last week in November when it was 192,000. These numbers are getting very close to going back into kind of the Beatles era in terms of how low they are. It's pretty cool. It's pretty cool. And check this out. It looks like that interest is lower than my wife's in the bedroom the last 10 years.

[Mary Walter]

Mortgage rates have now fallen to the lowest level in more than three years.

[David Koch]

And industry experts hope that it will.

[Mary Walter]

Help break the stalemate that has kept reluctant sellers from selling and would be buyers from buying.

[David Koch]

CNN's Vanessa K. Bitch is with us now on this.

[Mary Walter]

All right, Vanessa, how low are we talking? Yeah, we're talking about the lowest level in more than three years. So the average rate for a mortgage.

[David Koch]

According to Freddie Mac this week, 6.06%.

[Rob Carson]

Way too high.

[David Koch]

That is down significantly from a year ago when mortgage rates were above 7%. And if you look at this line chart on your screen right now, you can see hopefully that we're exactly where.

[Mary Walter]

We were three years ago.

[Rob Carson]

I know, it's kind of cool. It's going to get a lot lower when Jerome Powell is no longer the Fed chair. And so if you're sitting on your house not wanting to sell it, I'm waiting, I'm waiting until like June before I sell my house, because I have a feeling we're, we're in a mortgage from when Donald Trump was the president last time. 2.9%. That's half, half where it is now. And there you go. So what precious metal investment should you consider in 2026? This is according to CBS News, gold prices have skyrocketed over the last few years. With the price of gold now sitting to its all time record of 46:20. Announced today is at 4588. That's where it is today. What else? It says Silver 2. Says Silver 2 here. Yeah, it's a drastic increase over this time last year. Price of Gold was $2700. Unbelievable. Right now is a time to invest. If you've never considered investing in gold, maybe because you always just thought, ah, you'd rather have a mutual fund, rather have this, rather have of that. Gold's red hot, man. Gold and silver are red hot. Silver was over $90 yesterday. Was 92, almost $92 yesterday. That was unheard of. That's unheard of. You are witnessing history. You're witnessing history. If you want to become a part of this gold boom, this gold rush, all you got to do is text my name, Rob, to 989898 because right now, until the end of this month, Burt's Gold will give you up to $10,000 in a rebate on qualifying purchases. Okay? So text my name, Rob, to 989898. Maybe you ought to consider if that IRA or 401K is laying there like my XY. Okay, I'm done. You can text my name, rob to 989-898. Again, up to $10,000 when you buy by January 30th. If you've never bought gold before. 98989. Dynamite. Text my name Rob, to Birch Gold. Let's take a break and come back. I'll try to get the stream issues figured out here. We got a little choppiness on there. Not sure if it's on my end or on the other end. You know, either way, we will take care of that. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. We're also going to revoke the citizensh any naturalized immigrant from Somalia by or anywhere else who is convicted of defrauding our citizens. We're going to get them the hell out of here. Yeah. And if you come to America to rob Americans, we're throwing you in jail.

[David Koch]

And we're sending you back to the.

[Rob Carson]

Place from where you came by, Oscar La Vista. Don't bother coming back. David Koch is this older gentleman who has been seen in these videos with Nick Shirley and he's the guy who called Nick Shirley, by the way. Want you to listen to this because it is a massive cobweb or a web, I should say spider web, or even a wheel with spokes of this fraud in Minnesota. And it spreads across the country.

[David Koch]

My office is in Minneapolis, and I'm sort of on the outer edge of this, what we call little Mogadishu.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[David Koch]

And I started to see all these child care centers. And I go, jason, I mean. I mean, we got more child care centers than we do children in Minneapolis of what is going on here. And so I started to look into who owns these child care centers. And every single one of them was Somali. And then I would see all these transportation vans going around with a Somali driver. But never, ever, ever in seven or almost eight years have I seen a passenger in any of those vehicles. I said, what. What. What is all this? And that's how I. I dove into all of this network.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, he got it started, and it started a long time ago. Here he is talking about getting in touch with Nick Shirley, and then this thing blew up because he's been following this for years.

[David Koch]

And so when I put all this data together, I started to look at all these influencers on these social networks. And when I saw Nick Shirley, I said, he's the guy. And I got him on the phone, and he was on a plane two days later to Minneapolis, and we started filming. And of course, I'm wearing the infamous quality Leering center sweatshirt, 1-800-Fraud. Because that. That misspelled word was the keystone to igniting a firestorm across it did it.

[Rob Carson]

Did scene, you know, well over 500 million times. He's on with Steve Bannon. By the way, I found this interview. And then listen to this. This is a. An organization, the human Services. Department of Human Services.

[David Koch]

You can blame the Somalis. Like I. When I spoke to Secretary Besant when he was in town about a week and a half ago, I said, you know, you can chase the money wire and the transfers, but you're letting the tail wag the dog. You got to go to the source of the funding, and that is the Minnesota Department of Human Services.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[David Koch]

And guess what? They're in my sights now. Now that Nick and I have those videos out, they better be shaking in their boots, because I know exactly what they're doing. And I'm.

[Rob Carson]

And everybody in that department knows exactly what they were with our tax dollars to the tune of billions and billions and billions of dollars. And the Somalis couldn't believe how easy Minnesotans fell for this.

[David Koch]

When we're talking about Child care centers. We're talking about CCAP money as the main, the main bundle of gold and that's child care assistance payments. Well, that is partly state money and partly federal money and it's done through Medicaid. Same with the transportation company. Same with all of it.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[David Koch]

So that money flows through the state of Minnesota. It also comes from the counties and the cities, but the bulk of it comes from the state of Minnesota. And the checks are written by the Department of Human Services for all of this fraud.

[Rob Carson]

Unbelievable. When did they start? When did the Somali start? You better sit down.

[David Koch]

That's why they set up shop in Minneapolis back in 1988.

[Rob Carson]

1988.

[David Koch]

They tested all these programs to see what in the world they could get away with. And they said these people are idiots.

[Rob Carson]

So they, yeah, the Somalis, where the average IQ is below 80, think that, well, Minnesota Democrats are stupid.

[David Koch]

This program out and then they sent them where? To Columbus, Ohio. So when you look outside Somalia, the largest Somali population in the world is in Minneapolis, Minnesota. The second most is in Columbus, Ohio.

[Rob Carson]

Now there's another, I guess spoke in the wheel that, that Mr. Koch is trying to figure out, and that is Somalis and long haul trucking. Long haul trucking guys. Think about all the illegals have been giving chauffeurs licenses, huh?

[David Koch]

I spent a lot of time, so almost eight years putting this all together and I have a very good idea of how everything is working. The one wild card that I can't quite figure out is that the Somalis have set up a number of long haul trucking companies here in Minneapolis. And I'm not really sure what this is all about, but I have a pretty good idea. You know, if you buy a luxury vehicle here and you ship it to LA or New York and you put it on a boat and you send it to Kenya, you can get three or four times what you paid for it here.

[Rob Carson]

Wow, that is amazing. And you know what else? Somalia has nothing. They don't have any oil. They are only poor. Their number one way of earning money is bilking American taxpayers and of course, piracy. Piracy. And yet it was such a well known secret. They were loaded up with money that they considered building a Lamborghini ship.

[David Koch]

Four Somalis, you can see that Lamborghini was going to open a dealership in Minneapolis on 394 and they were going to target the Somali community.

[Rob Carson]

Why?

[David Koch]

Because the Somalis paid cash. They won't pay interest.

[Rob Carson]

The Somalis paid cash for $300,000 cars. Nothing to see here. And this is where it gets ugly. For, For Nick and Mr. Koch, I.

[David Koch]

Was number nine of 11 children. I paid for everything I ever had. I paid my way through college. I've always worked. I'm going to be 66 next month. I get up every day, I'm at the office by six and I go home when the job's complete. That day I pay a lot of money in taxes. I've earned everything that I have.

[Rob Carson]

Listen.

[David Koch]

And now I wear bulletproof stab proof vests when I go out.

[Rob Carson]

Wow.

[David Koch]

I have signs on my house that say homeowner is armed, dogs on premises, no trespassing. The lights stay on all night. And look, that's, I'm not saying everybody has to do what I'm doing because it was very dangerous and it continues to be dangerous. But this has to be the spark where people say, okay, this is enough because eventually they're going to take me out. I got a bounty on me and I need to know that all of this was not in vain.

[Rob Carson]

It isn't my brother. Real quick, want to go to Steve in Delaware? Steve, you got about 60 seconds. What's on your mind?

[David Koch]

Hey, Rob, met you at Mulligan's Point. Met you at the airport this summer in Georgetown. A quick, real quick dive. Tie together Trump's aspirations in Greenland and our, and our illegal immigrant problem.

[Rob Carson]

Go, go.

[David Koch]

What Don would do is build a nice airport, build a nice Runway and some rudimentary housing. And when they grab these immigrants, send them to Greenland for the winter and let them enjoy a winter in Greenland and then they can, then they can be offered as self deport.

[Rob Carson]

I think that's a good idea. Actually, Greenland is, I would say Greenland, Greenland is lovely this time of season, but it's not the only place that's colder than Minnesota. Yes, sir, that's a good idea. All right, thanks, man, I appreciate it. You know, listen, listen to states like Illinois, they rely on the prison industrial complex. Why the hell not make, you know, they made Australia into a giant, you know, criminal compound. Why not make Greenland? Thanks for the call, dude, I appreciate you. You know, and it's not about necessarily owning Greenland. It's about Greenland's strateg strategic position for American security and world security and the fact that the Danes don't know d word about world security or, or being a real world power. That's the problem there. Hey, Mary Walter joins us next. Always fun. One of the unusual suspects we talked to on Friday. Don't go anywhere. Hey guys, it's Carson for Quince Dot. Com. Colder days mean layers and your winter wardrobe may have you considering a winter reset. I went to a jazz club the other night wearing a quince tee, another shirt over it and a quince wool jacket. A woman said, you look fine. I mean, it blew me away. I have spent every dime for my kids and my wife for 25 years now I feel confident and I look good with quince. I couldn't believe it. Quince has everything you need. Men's Mongolian cashmere sweaters, wool coats, leather and suede outerwear. Each piece made with premium materials by trusted factories that meet rigorous standards. No middlemen means no traditional markups. The wool coat I wore to the jazz club the other night turned heads costs less than I paid elsewhere. You can also find anything for your home, including kitchen, bath and even for travel. Refresh your wardrobe at quince. Go to quince.com newsmax that's Q-U-I-N c e.com newsmax for free shipping and 365 day returns. Quints.com newsmax that's quints.com newsmax. Mary HAD a LITTLE Lamb I love this segment. Not just because Mary Walter's on it, but I get to play Stevie Ray Vaughan on the radio. Couldn't make better upper music for a pretty cool person. Then Mary Walter. Mary's gone. What does he want? Mary Walter, how are you doing today?

[Mary Walter]

I never asked that question because I'm afraid of the answer.

[Rob Carson]

I don't want anything. I do not want anything. Just want to talk to you. What do you think about all this? What?

[Mary Walter]

I thought you said she wondered, not want. I thought you said she wonders what he's on. And I said I thought that's what she said. And I was just like, that's why I never asked that question.

[Rob Carson]

You don't want to ask that question. I'm on. I'm on caffeine. I'm on caffeine and, and I'm high and I'm high on life.

[Mary Walter]

You don't need the caffeine. Someone needs to take that away from you. The last thing you need is caffeine. You need Valium, Valium blow dart that should be in the studio at all times that somebody, the producer can just hit you with the Valium blow dart when necess.

[Rob Carson]

I don't even think it'd work. I have a hamster on cocaine between my ears. So, you know, I want to start this, this with you because you are of the female persuasion. I believe you're a cisgendered female.

[Mary Walter]

I don't even know what that means. I saw that. I saw that.

[Rob Carson]

So stupid.

[Mary Walter]

Why? Why do we speak the way they do? Why do we adopt the language of crazy people?

[Rob Carson]

Why?

[Mary Walter]

I don't even know.

[Rob Carson]

Why do we have a Supreme Court justice that during an argument we had to have an argument about what men and women are and the suprem justice used the word cisgendered which didn't exist.

[Mary Walter]

Six years ago because she also said she's not a biologist, so she doesn't know the difference between men and women. How. And she, you know what? I'm probably gonna be dead and she's still gonna be on the Supreme Court. That's how ridiculous this is.

[Rob Carson]

I swear. You know, I think it's better to hear your perspective on this with regard to women in general because you are one. I'm not. But that said, can you believe the mania that has befall white liberal woman in America? They've always been susceptible to social contagion. I mentioned the Salem witch trials because that was the beginning. I heard it echoed on Fox. Actually, Jesse Waters did it this week. I've been saying it for years, but what the hell? I mean, how bad can get this this get and what can be done about it?

[Mary Walter]

You know, that's a phenomenal question. I think thousands of years from now, scientists are still going to be studying it. It's going to be like the sphinx. No one's going to know what happened. Right. And I have classmates who we were friendly and one of them, like up until a couple years ago, she was all about Trump, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, snaps. Divorced her husband, I know, becomes a liberal, married a guy who was a democrat politician and they beat feet and they tried to get to Italy, but apparently Italy's fall and is telling Americans I'm sorry, but no more are you here? And so they had to go to Ireland.

[Rob Carson]

Well, they can't say how their life is going to be better. They're not going to be in prison. Nobody's being in prison unless you're illegal. So it is, it's clearly, it's mania. And like for instance, with this Renee Goode in Minneapolis, she listen, what we forget is that she uprooted her dang son, moved to Canada, moved back. This poor kid had to go through this. Plus he was also going to what a lefty madrasa, I guess not really an Islamic madrasa, but a bat guano crazy leftist school in Minneapolis. And she disregarded. And you got women who have eight children who are just abandoning their children to go to these protests. These are the same women who fall in love with death row inmates. And Luigi Mangier.

[Mary Walter]

100%. 100%.

[Rob Carson]

There you go.

[Mary Walter]

I don't know what it is, but here's the thing. I think there's a certain element of being taught or raised. They're just a set. There's an element in our society that is susceptible to the emotional part of things. You know, I had sexual. The kid who got hit in the eye with the. With the pain. If you look at the video, first of all, I don't know. Don't rush the cops when they tell you to stand back.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Mary Walter]

That's just me. Right. And, like, have you no empathy? And I'm like, of course I'm sorry that this kid's gonna lose an eye at such a young age. I'm sorry that that happened. However he put himself in that situation. But they can't. No, they. Their emotions override whatever part of their brain that used to think. And I would not be surprised if there's some kind. Everybody calls it the woke mind virus. I just. I don't know, maybe there is something that in the environment or something. They hate men. They're all. They. They're divorced or they never got married in the first place, and they hang with their. And whatever look they have when they divorced or got rid of that man, they maintain it the rest of their lives.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Mary Walter]

Never change it. You know, it's wild. They all look alike. It's insane.

[Rob Carson]

Did you see. I mean, did you see what happened to her? She had long, flowing blonde hair, and then she became this head shave. Did you see the woman shaving her head and misspelling Renee Goode's name? Misspelled her name first of all. And then shaved her head like Britney Spears.

[Mary Walter]

So this is fascinating because I did see that. And I remember when they all shaved their heads when Trump was becoming president, apparently, that went nowhere.

[Rob Carson]

Right.

[Mary Walter]

It's all performative. But what's fascinating is, you know, 20 years ago, we would say you were crazy. You know, it's like the people who go to the grocery store in their pajama bottoms and slippers. I'm like, okay, Vinnie the Chin Chingansi wandered the streets of Brooklyn in a bathroom to convince the feds he was nuts.

[David Koch]

Right?

[Mary Walter]

Now we just look at it and shake our head, and we're like, oh, well. And we just, like, let. We have normalized being nuttiness. We really have. And there are. People have legit mental illness. I think these people cheapen legit mental illness.

[Rob Carson]

I want you to listen that this is. Does have a deep seated hatred of men involved here.

[Mary Walter]

You know, one thing that hating men has trained me for is literally trained me for chasing ice cars off of my street.

[David Koch]

Five of them right now, following down.

[Mary Walter]

The neighborhood, honking, blowing whistles, telling them the off. All that rage that I have felt.

[David Koch]

Towards men is coming out.

[Mary Walter]

I have been trained for this moment. In order to dismantle white supremacy, we have to be willing to lose the benefits of whiteness. Means they kill us too.

[Rob Carson]

Wow. So, yeah, she can start.

[Mary Walter]

I mean, she can lead by example.

[Rob Carson]

You know, And I'm going to tell you this, and I know a lot of. I've actually presided over a lesbian wedding, but I. I've discovered that some. I think a larger percentage of those who choose to. Women who choose to be with women have some issues with men. I don't think it's a stretch to say that.

[Mary Walter]

So some do. But I mean, I know gay men who don't have any problem with women. Right. And I know I have lesbian friends who are.

[Rob Carson]

Because gay guys are different. Completely different.

[Mary Walter]

Will you let me finish my sentence?

[Rob Carson]

Whatever.

[Mary Walter]

And I know we have friends who are lesbians who have no problem with men whatsoever. None. And they're well adjusted and they're conservative.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Mary Walter]

And they don't sign. They don't see this crazy. You know, the converts to lesbian. Because Renee Good tried getting married twice, that didn't work.

[Rob Carson]

Yes. So that's what I'm talking about.

[Mary Walter]

The women who convert to lesbianism. Right. And I think they just do it for companionship. But the women who convert to it are not the same as those who say, I knew all along that I love women.

[Rob Carson]

100%. Yeah. 100%. Guys. Gay guys are just gay guys. They love guys. You know, I could never love a man. I just. Nothing against it. It would be. It would. No, gay guys just love guys. But there are. There's a subset of women who have real issues with women who choose to be with women. And that's what I think we're seeing in Minneapolis with Renee Good and these other individuals. I'm gonna offend a whole lot of people. I don't even care.

[Mary Walter]

Yeah. No. I just think that there. And I've learned this. And again, I'm not gay. But having friends who are. And they're good friends and I love them and they're wonderful. We have neighbors who are. And they're great.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Mary Walter]

But they're also not crazy.

[Rob Carson]

No.

[Mary Walter]

And they, they've been together for decades as a couple. They're not the people who one day decided in midlife that this isn't working out for me. So I'm, you know, I'm going to start batting for the other team. To me, it's performative. It's not genuine. It's part of the whole performative nature of the left.

[Rob Carson]

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[David Koch]

She's of the people. But you know, it raised three issues with me. The first question was she did not sell that many books to buy an $8 million home. Secondly is how does she buy a home while all those homes in Pacific Palisades and Malibu burnt down but can't rebuild and we're a year after, but she has no problem going to buy.

[Rob Carson]

That home because she's A let the meat cake liberal Kamala Harris and Doug Imhoff bought an $8 million mega mansion in the star studded Malibu neighborhood. She's just like us. $8 million. Mary, how many books you got to sell to pay $8 million for a house?

[Mary Walter]

Well, you know, I guess it depends on how much in advance she got because I firmly believe Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, you know, unless Joe Biden was writing a book about how President put became president, you know, for children, I don't see it being a bestseller and we know it wasn't. And I believe. Didn't the good Dr. Jill write a book as well? It's a money laundering. As far as I'm concerned, it's money laundering.

[Rob Carson]

Well, you listen, Elon Omar, her husband was worth 50 grand four years ago. They're both worth now up to $30 million. Of course it is. These are oligarchs. They're oligarchs. They become oligarchs when they go to.

[Mary Walter]

D.C. for Ilhan Omar. We all know it's the whole Somali thing. We all know it. And I blame the Republicans because they had the opportun opportunity to censure her on several different occasions. They had the opportunity to look at her immigration and her mother's immigration, everybody else. And there's always somebody. Thomas Massie or one of the other usual suspects, Lisa Murkowski, Susan Collins, I don't think that's such a good idea. And then they don't get the votes that they need. And I don't understand why it takes votes. Why does it take votes?

[Rob Carson]

I just get sick and damn tired of the Republican Party fighting with Marcus of Queensbury Rules versus an MMA fight. They're just, I mean I just get so damn sick and tired of it. Same goes with, you know, Hillary Clinton, Bill Clinton being held in contest. I know what your answer is going to be. Nothing's going to happen. Of course it's a nice, it's a nice fan. They would feel no compunction about putting Donald Trump in jail for 700 years. But by God we didn't want to put, you know, I don't know, it's just, it's utterly ridiculous. I'm so damn sick and tired of the limp wristed Republicans.

[Mary Walter]

I had a conversation with one of the congress people, I forget who it was. Was it, oh, I think it was Tommy Tuberville.

[Rob Carson]

Okay.

[Mary Walter]

And I had said to him, I interviewed him last week on the air and was actually, and I had said to him, I said, you what's what's going to happen. Nothing's going to happen. And he said, he said, this is why I keep telling them they need to get rid of the filibuster to get done with, to get done 100%. But they don't. He said, but unfortunately there's an intent entrenched group who still say, well, it's wrong and we shouldn't do it. He goes, I feel like, you know, I keep saying to them, you know, they're going to do it when they get in power and then there will be no more Republican Party. You guys will never have power again. That's going to be the end of it. You understand that? But they're so. Either they, they, I wonder if a lot of them are like towards the end of their career so they don't care, or they're just so entrenched in the swamp of Washington D.C. that they, they're not going to do it. They're just not going to do it. And Republicans are not going to get rid of the filibuster. Democrats are. And it's all over. It's done.

[Rob Carson]

Well, let's move on. Yeah. Hunter Biden, stripper baby mama asked him to be arrested after claims he is failing to pay child support. Can he just sell a painting or become an oil executive?

[Mary Walter]

Well, unfortunately, he was, he was at his business best, his best business acumen, when he was also so drugged out that he wasn't responsible for any of his actions. You know, that was that. Because that's when he was at the height of all of his CEO ness, was when he was also simultaneously you know, paying millions and millions to hookers and blow and track and all this other stuff. And also a photographer and videographer and doing his memories wars. So, so he'd have to get back on the bag, you know, if he wants to be able to, you know, get another job as a CEO. Because, you know, you know, you know.

[Rob Carson]

What really pisses me off about this piece of crap is that this little girl, you know, and I'll just tell you that this is serious. Found out that daddy probably wouldn't be there when she grows up and gets married to walk her down the aisle. There's a little girl and it just shredded.

[David Koch]

It just shredded so up in the.

[Rob Carson]

That you think you'll show up for that?

[Mary Walter]

A photo op. Look what a great dad I am. 100%.

[Rob Carson]

What a piece. What a P.S. demerred.

[Mary Walter]

You know, he's never met her.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, I don't. Doesn't surprise me. See, I, you know, the Thing about this, my dad left me at 7. I'm not meaning to whine here, but when you leave a child like that and that child has all these. And they end up blaming themselves, like, what did I do? That's the thing that really sucks about this jackass. Among other things.

[David Koch]

No.

[Mary Walter]

So we were watching an episode of Very Scary People with Donnie Wahlberg. By the way, great series, but you will never. You're gonna sleep with one eye open forever. And we just watched this guy, the co ed killer, and it's the same thing. His mom was like, you know, was horrible and mean and everything. So dad beat feet. So he winds up living with his mom. His mom hates men. Sound familiar? His sisters get to sleep upstairs. Cinderella's got to go downstairs and sleep in the basement. Literally, she made him sleep in the basement. He grows up hating his mother. His father comes to get him. He's remarried. He goes with dad to his grandparents for Christmas. But there was tension with the new wife and the new family. He leaves the kid at his grandparents and changes his phone number, etc. And never sees the kid again. So this kid was abandoned by his dad initially. Then he was abandoned again by his dad at 15. His mom treats him. You're so right. Like what Hunter Biden is doing to this little girl, even though she doesn't know him, he plays a role in her life.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, yeah.

[David Koch]

And.

[Mary Walter]

And this is the beginning of like the. He's laying the groundwork for me to watch her, you know, on one of these weird TV made for tv.

[Rob Carson]

Tell me about the show again. It's Donnie Wahlberg. What's the name of the show? And they didn't use my name in that story. That's pretty nice that they kept my identity secret.

[Mary Walter]

Well, I haven't seen them all. It's. There's like seven seasons, so you see later, what's it called? Very Scary People.

[Rob Carson]

Very Scary People. Well, it almost sounded like my life story as far as as father's leaving me. Explains a lot, don't it?

[Mary Walter]

I don't know how to make a joke about that, Rob.

[Rob Carson]

No, you can't. Listen, this is what makes you a good comedian. There's no comedian who like, you know, grew up with a picket fence and mom and dad were there and everything was cool. There's nothing like that. You gotta. You gotta walk out of a war zone to grab a stand up microphone.

[Mary Walter]

I don't know anyone who grew up with. With everything was normal anyways. Yeah, pretty much a far side commercial walk, you know, a little comic that he did. And it was a stage with one person on it. It says, children of functional families was the meeting. And there was one guy sitting in the audience. Everything else was empty.

[Rob Carson]

Thank you. All right, listen, we gotta run. Mary, where can everybody find your podcast and your glorious presence on the web?

[Mary Walter]

All right, well, I'm all over Newsmax Television, which is wonderful and lovely, and I love that, and I will. My podcast is on Tuesdays at 7, 7:15pm Eastern Time. Tuesdays, look for Mary Walter radio on Rumble YouTube getter. It is a live cast and then the audio is available on Apple Podcast, Spotify and Speaker. Again, look for Mary Walter radio. Thank you.

[Rob Carson]

All right, have a great weekend. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. All right, real quick, we're gonna go to Buster in Dundalk, Maryland. Been waiting to talk to us. Buster, Go right ahead, bro. What's up? Hey, Rob, I want to just thank.

[David Koch]

You in advance for coming tomorrow to support my friend Tim Fazenbaker for county.

[Rob Carson]

Council in Baltimore County. Yes.

[David Koch]

And also, I know you're a big twisted tune guy.

[Rob Carson]

You love twisted tunes. Oh, yes. Bob Rivers.

[David Koch]

Well, Bob was a he.

[Rob Carson]

He was here in Baltimore for years. Oh, yes.

[David Koch]

You gotta check out Kirk, Mark and Lopez's the Devil Went down to Dundalk.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, really? Kirk, Mark and Lopez. Well, I know Kirk, by the way. Kirk's a good friend of mine. I've known him for many years. Kirk's a good guy. Yeah, yeah. Great radios come out of Baltimore. By the way, I used to write comedy for Bob Rivers. I to write some of his song parodies. Did you know that?

[David Koch]

No, I did not.

[Rob Carson]

I did. I did. I did. I'm a prolific writer. All right, bro. Thanks for the phone call.

[David Koch]

I look forward to seeing you tomorrow.

[Rob Carson]

All right. I'm gonna be in Dundalk. Don't be going to Dundalk. I'm going to Dundalk, Maryland tomorrow. I'm gonna have some fun. Dundalk. Real quick here. Oh, by the way, here's the news. Here's the news. Hold on one second. Here's the news. Blistering metals rally sends gold, silver, copper to new records. This, according to Bloomberg, this just this week. Just this week. Yesterday, that was reported. Why? Because it's on a roller coaster. It's down a little bit. Gold is now 45.88. It's giving you pause to text my name. Rob to 989-898. Rob to 989-890 eight for birch gold trying to turn that IRA and 401k into gold. Ladies and gentlemen, you won't regret it because gold at this time last year was 2,700. It's $4,588 in silver. Silver is over. Was over 90 this week. So get on it. Text my name, Rob to 989-898. Up to $10,000. Rebate on qualifying purchases. See if you qualify. Get the ball rolling. No pressure. They'll make it easy. This should be your resolution. Stop putting it off. Make your money work for you. Turn it to gold. Birch gold. Text my Name, Rob to 989-898. Rob to 989-898. Up to $10,000. Rebate on qualifying purchases. Do it today for burch gold. Let's take a break and come back the last hour of the show. We got christian, toto from hollywood and toto. And lots more unbelievable news to get to in the final hour of the rob carson show. Don't go anywhere.