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Rob Carson
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News Reporter
We start with breaking news. IRGC Navy Commander Ali Reza is Tang Siri was targeted overnight in a strike in the city of Bandar Abbas, Iran. According to a senior Israeli official. Tang Syria was directly responsible for commanding the closure of the Strait of Hormuz. I'm told his senior operational leadership, including intelligence and operations chiefs, or at a covert Navy command center. That again, according to a senior Israeli official. We understand the battle damage assessment is ongoing, but they believe that he was killed in this strike. It was a targeted strike based on US and Israeli intelligence that continues, according to this source, to demonstrate how deeply the US and Israel are capable of using intelligence operations to penetrate IRGC leaders.
Rob Carson
The IRGC naval commander is now fish food. Apparently he was he was trying to get on the the floating cardboard Ayatollah, but there was only one just room for a goat so he had to let go and let himself die but the goat survived. So there you go. So bye bye to that guy trying to shut yeah, that's straight to our moves
Musical Performer
under the sea under the sea it isn't weather down where it's wetter Take it from me Our navy has gone down to defeat They've taken down most of our fleet Nowhere to hide Our ships reside under the sea One by one our ships are sinking US forces have won the day it's enough to make me start drinking as the torpedo heads my way Our lady faces complete destruction soon have no ships in the sea Hormoose has become one big Graveyard drunken declares sweet victory under the sea under the sea under the sea
Rob Carson
under the sea Hurry upon the ocean
Musical Performer
floor it's not for me Oran has fought this war in vain Here comes a US Air Force plane. If you're on our ship, you'll take a trip under the sea.
Rob Carson
There you go. Under the sea. Yeah, usually when you have more ships in your navy, underwater, they're the submarines. But when it comes to the Iranian navy, it's. There are more surface ships underwater than suffering. They're even sinking submarines. When Sig. When submarines sink, do they go above the water? It's kind of weird that way. They just go right to the bottom of the water. Welcome to the show. It's T minus one day for Friday. Hi, kids. Doing today? You doing good? Here are Iran's five conditions for ending the war. Like, they're in a position to. To. To demand anything. This is like college students demanding that we, you know, defund Israel or something. You're. You're not in the position to. To demand anything, so get your asses to your classes. There you go. Yeah, but here's Iran. There are five conditions. Sure, okay, sure. Tell us what your conditions are, Iran, and we'll stop the bombing. Because, you know, I think there's, like, two people still alive and maybe a dinghy floating over there. But we'll. We'll go ahead and listen to what you guys want here. So here's the Leaders of Iran are asking for sovereignty over the Strait of Hormuz. Oh, shut up. And a complete end to aggression by the U.S. israel, another. Okay, sure, sure, sure, sure. Iran will end the war at this time of its own choosing, and only if the conditions it has met are fulfilled. If it will not allow Trump to determine the timing of the war's end now, we're just going to keep bombing the snot out of you. According to a statement by Iran's Consulate general, Mumbai posted on X. On X. His compadres are now X, by the way. Ultimately, the Iranian response included five conditions for ending the war. The acts of aggression coming to an end. Sure, we'll get right on that as soon as we're done bombing you some more. Ensuring the war will not recur. Oh, no, no, no. We'll keep. We'll keep attacking you to kingdom come. A payment of war damages and reparations. Not going to happen, sunshine. The ending of the war across all fronts, including all resistance groups and Iranian sovereignty over the straits of Hormuz. Ab. Okay, wow. What do we need now? I'll have 10 Warthogs and two B52s to go with an order of fries. How's that sound? I think it sounds like a pretty good idea. Oh my God. Oh my God. You. I mean, the arrogance and hubris of radical Islam. They honestly, they all. Boy, I tell you what it's like, you know, every once in a while you see one of the big old monster trucks that are gigantic and you know, they got the wheels that are. It takes a ladder to get into the monster truck. What does it mean? What does it say to you? It says small penis. That's what this says to me. That's what it says. It broadcasts to everybody. It's like, it's like a guy who drives one of those BMW M8s, you know, with 10 cylinders and thousand horsepower and they put glass backs on it makes all that noise. Every time you hear that engine making all that noise and all that means. It does. That's what it means 100%. And a lot of people of course are freaking out about the price of gas. And you know, Scott Jennings had this guy, this 23 year old guy, he, he uses the name Midas Touch. Oh my God. Oh my God, that sounds like a bad air name. Right out of college as a broadcaster, he called himself Midas Touch. I don't think any girls have ever touched him. Anyway, he's making a big deal out of the midterms because gas prices are going to cause the Democrats to sweep into power. It's going to be a big blue wave. It already was going to be before the war in Iran.
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Rob Carson
How many times have you voted there, Junior? You're 23 years old. Like visceral change that we've seen so far. When I drove to the airport today, I. What you can actually drive.
Persian Trump Supporter
You got your license passed by two
Rob Carson
gas stations and I was paying attention. American, you know how to pump your own gas. Are paying attention to this? Yes.
Financial Analyst/Investor
What we are.
Rob Carson
I'm old enough to remember when Democrats were advocating for higher gas prices right about the end of the internal combustion.
Interviewer
Now, now all of a sudden gas prices are Democrats.
Rob Carson
He says, he says, basically doesn't recall any of that because he was born like a few years ago. He hasn't been around very long. So there is, there is that he doesn't see any of that because he hasn't been around long enough to see that Democrats have been pushing this green energy crap for a very long time. It's kind of funny that way, isn't it? Yeah. All right. Let's give some more audio. Oh, Kevin O', Leary, Mr. Wonderful. Did you see him in Marty Supreme? He deserved a best supporting actor or nominee. I thought he did a great job. But Kevin o', Leary, who's a major player in financial circus, he's one of the few people that. Jim Cramer, complete moron. Don't listen to Jim Cramer. I don't even know what's wrong. I don't even know what is. Where did he get his degree? He knows nothing. Here's Kevin o' Leary talking about gas prices. And guess what? They're already heading down.
Financial Analyst/Investor
You've got about 45 days worth of oil floating on the water right now. In order to really have a very difficult situation stateside, you'd need 90 days at above $90. We're only one month.
Rob Carson
And so we're one month into not even four weeks yet.
Financial Analyst/Investor
The minute Hormuz is open, oil prices
Rob Carson
will Dr. And the Hormuzza is open,
Financial Analyst/Investor
by the way, the mid-70s as they were prior to the conflict. The market will adjust immediately. It'll take about two weeks at the pump for it to drop.
Musical Performer
Yeah.
Financial Analyst/Investor
And that's what the market thinks is going to happen.
Musical Performer
Yeah.
Rob Carson
You know why? Because the present from Iran that Iran was giving Donald Trump was safe tanker passage through the states of Hormuz. Iran agreed to allow a number of fuel tankers that weren't tied to the US Or Israel through the Straits of Hormuz in order to help calm global markets. The report added sighting in an unname official. So the Straits of Horror Moose are open. And guess what? Gas prices are already down. So there goes the next thing for Democrats to claim that they're going to beat Republicans in the midterms.
Financial Analyst/Investor
It's the first time in 60 years you've heard Bahrain, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, all sing from the same song sheet.
Rob Carson
Yeah, all of those. Those Middle Eastern countries are behind the United States and Israel now saying status quo doesn't work.
Financial Analyst/Investor
That's really good for everybody because that's a lot more trade into Asia. That's the hub. UAE is the hub of trade for that whole region. That'll be a great outcome for investors like me. Hormuz will be open in perpetuity. We've got 22 nations.
Rob Carson
Yeah. They're never going to have any problems again with Iran dead. Talking about support freedom in Iran.
Financial Analyst/Investor
That financially, that's just like the Suez or Panama Canal. Great for the region. It's a game changer in the sense that all of a sudden you have stability in the fastest growing part of the earth. It's very, very bullish for world markets.
Rob Carson
There you go. There you go. So thank you, Kevin o', Leary, so much for your talking point there. Midas Touch, is that your. Well, hold on. That's got to be your tender handle. That has got to be his tender handle. You know, it's, it's, that's what some young guy would put on. Some young guy would. That would put on their Tinder profile. I'm a Midas Touch. He uses the day, but his parents call him Midas Touch. I mean, honestly, because that sounds like a brother's name. I mean, it does kind of like Midas Touch. That sounds like a name of a rapper, right? Wouldn't it be like Midas Touch and T Bone over here? You know, whatever. You know what I'm saying?
Musical Performer
Yeah, yeah.
Rob Carson
Ice Tea, Ice Cube. Midas Touch. But he's a white guy, 23 years old. He called himself Midas Touch. Midas Touch. Oh, my God. Oh, I don't think anything has touched him before. Trump also said that US Intercepted all Iranian missiles in a recent attack. So not only are their missiles greatly depleted now, they're worthless. Their missiles are worthless. They have mislectile dysfunction. Donald Trump said American forces successfully intercepted 100 Iranian missiles aimed at a key target, adding, no missiles. Missile reached its objective. Praising the strength of US Military capabilities. To give you an idea of the effectiveness of our defense, 100 tries, no successes. This is actually better than my Match.com profile success rate. That's how good it is. I mean, I'm serious. I'm like a 105 and, oh, right now the missiles have not struck. I'll just put it that way. Donald Trump says, we knocked out their navy. We knocked out everything. It's amazing. We have the greatest military, we make the greatest military equipment. Learn how to do a Trump impression because it would sound much better if I did it as Trump. 100 missiles going 2,000 miles an hour. I can't do it. We're coming at this element of importance, Tremendous power and importance. And of the 100 missiles coming at us, 100 missiles were immediately shot down. Just like Rob Carson on match.com he actually added that at the very end. Maybe I need to change my name to Midas Touch. I don't even know. I know it won't help. It won't help. As soon as they see the profile, pick and read the profile, then my missile is going to get shot down. All right, so we got a lot of stuff on the show today, including Caroline Levitt. Oh, my goodness. Caroline Levitt just owned it. Yesterday at the podium, we've got special guests on the radio program, new comedy from Jim Gossett as well. This is the Rob Carson Show. The Rob Carson show podcast is everywhere.
Financial Analyst/Investor
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Rob Carson
It's opening day, by the way. I'm kind of excited about it. I didn't see a lot of baseball games when I was in Kansas City. I didn't see. Well, I went to, used to go to Orioles Ballpark, which, by the way, they did not pass that ordinance to put tampon machines in the men's rooms at Orioles ballpark or Ravens ballpark because men would rightfully tear them off the walls and throw them in the garbage because. What the hell are you thinking? That said, that said, I used to go to the Orioles park when the Inner harbor was still alive. The Democrat party and the Democrat City council and mayor destroyed it. It's dead now. It' completely dead. But, you know, we have Nationals Ballpark over here. It's pretty cool, actually. My nephew lives right next to it. He actually loves baseball so much that he volunteered as a groundskeeper so he could be there on the field. So he's got this job. I don't know, he's a lobbyist or whatever. And then he would volunteer and go down and roll out the tarp and, you know, do the sweeping and all that stuff. And it was. It was pretty amazing. So. But. But it's a great place to see baseball. I've seen great baseball in Cincinnati, Minnesota. Not so much because it was in the Metro Dome way back when and all of that. But. But, you know, opening day is a lot of fun. Here are some of the most popular food items in Major League Baseball this year. I want you to think about this versus, I don't know, maybe when your dad took you to a baseball game when you were a kid and you got a hot dog and a Coke and dad had a beer. All right. Or a pretzel. There's a thing called a pretzel. It's a soft pretzel. You dipped it in cheese or mustard. Okay, ready? Here are, according to CNN Sports, the best things you'll find at Major League Baseball games this year. And I have nothing against good food. Don't get me wrong. I'm a gourmet cook, man. I could. I could start at a restaurant on the line. I know how to cook, baby. Here we go. Los Angeles Dodgers. Cochin. Cochin. Cheetah Pill. Bill. Bone marrow. Tacos. Hot dog, beer, Coke. Okay, that's cool. Whatever. Concinita pill bill layered over rich roasted bone marrow topped with pickled red onions and fresh cilantro. I mean, it sounds delicious. I don't know what the hell pill bill is. I don't want. No. No clue. No clue. I'm a gourmet cook. It's 40. It's $35. It's $35. Arizona Diamondbacks take me out to the ball game. Shake. This sounds good. Salty caramel milkshake piled with whipped cream, peanut butter sandwich, cookies kit, car bars. Hefty portion of a Cracker Jack on top of there. $17. Right here at Washington Nationals, they got this thing called the Capital Slugger. It's a half smoked sausage topped with chili, crispy fried jalapenos, golden fried onions served with warm cheese for dipping. It's $18. It's $18. I think what I do is like when I was a little kid and we'd go to the drive through, my dad who left me would bring a big bag of popcorn, put it in the trunk, and then we just sneak it in. We'd do the same thing in store in theaters. Chicago Cubs chicken and churros. It's kind of a take on the chicken and waffles in the Miami Marlins. A machete. Wow, that's not so good. 2 flour tortilla brushed with smoky guajillo pepper sauce grilled with mozzarella cheese, quaxaka cheese. It's that crumbly kind of like Mexican feta packed with carne asada onions. Oh, my God. Just give me a hot dog. And how much is that? Oh, okay. It's only going to cost you $26. How many kids we got? Yeah, you're gonna, you're gonna. We're all gonna have one machete, so enjoy it. One bite of the Conchita Ferrero or whatever the hell that was, is what you're gonna get. So. Wow. I am, I am kind of. I'm more excited about spring than. Than baseball. I'm just excited about getting out and, and I'll probably go over and make it to a ballgame or two. We will see. We will see. You know, the Operation Epic Fury was immediately called a failure by Chris Murphy and other Democrats. It how they behave this time. But our military has done such an amazing thing. It's hard to put in perspective what they've been able to accomplish. Here is Josh Hawley, senator from Missouri.
Josh Hawley
Joe Biden's instincts were wrong on everything when it came to the Security of this country. Look at the border, an open border overrun by gangs, criminals, you name it. Look what he did in Ukraine where he embroiled us in that conflict. No way out, no end in sight. He just left that.
Rob Carson
Yeah. What was the goal there?
Josh Hawley
As for Trump, he left Iran for Trump. All across the board. He was a total disaster. It's why he got thrown out. And you see a completely different approach with President Trump. And you talk about our military showing unbelievable unmatched superiority. Look what they have done in just three weeks time. It is incredible. That ought to be a warning for anybody who does not take the United States of America serious.
Rob Carson
Meanwhile, this is Anthony Blinken, who probably rides sidesaddle on a bike and drinks soy lattes. Here he is talking about, I wish we could have done something when Barack Obama was the president with Iran because all we did was send them pallets of cash.
Anthony Blinken
I wish we had gotten there. We worked very hard on getting that longer and stronger agreement.
Rob Carson
No, you didn't, you idiot. You sent him a bunch of money.
Anthony Blinken
You know, I'll acknowledge too that sometimes
Rob Carson
Neville Chamberlain times 10, except for like a, like a feminized Neville Chamberlain, if that's possible.
Anthony Blinken
It gets in the way. You have midterm elections, it shouldn't be, but it is too often a factor.
Rob Carson
So they got in the way because President Biden didn't want to get into it.
Anthony Blinken
I think we were looking at the right time to try to get this done.
Rob Carson
But you see, Donald Trump said, screw the midterms, we are in danger. We need to take, we need to take Iran out. That's the truth, honestly. And it was pretty ballsy because this president does have balls. Here is Josh Hawley talking about the difference between Joe Biden, President Derpy Doo, President Poopypants versus Donald Trump.
Josh Hawley
Yeah, his plan was as ever, to sit around, appease, appease, appease, appease dictators,
Rob Carson
appease those, appease his pants who are
Josh Hawley
threatening the United States, open our borders, try to appease the cartels, get us involved in foreign wars like Ukraine where he had no plan, no strategy, no idea what he was doing and then just leave it for somebody else to fix. And I think you see now a President with a very different approach. And you see a United States military. I can't emphasize this enough, Laura, that is doing everything that is being asked of it with flying colors and not
Rob Carson
one compliment from any Democrat in Washington D.C. at all.
Josh Hawley
I mean, the President said it the other day, we have destroyed their Navy, we have destroyed their ballistic missile program. We have destroyed their nuclear program. I mean, what is there left if you don't take the United States, we
Rob Carson
destroyed the, their falafel stand. Oh, my God. We destroyed everything. And here is Donald or here is Josh Hawley saying basically this thing's pretty much over.
Josh Hawley
Well, I think the president said it the other day. I mean, victory has been won by all intents and purposes, by any measure, any military measure. I mean, it's a question of what terms the Iranians will agree to. And there's no better negotiator than Donald J. Trump. But just from a military perspective, Lord, let's not allow people to cloud the issue here. Their military, their navy is destroyed. Their ballistic missile program is all but destroyed. Their nuclear program is under rubble as we speak. That is total and complete domination. So they can, Iran can try to spin this however they want. The truth is, is that we have shown total and complete dominance. And I just say again to our enemies across the globe. I might want to take note of that.
Rob Carson
Yeah, you might want to take note of it because we kicked butt, took names, most of those names Muhammad. And right now, our chief rival in the world that has been conducting a war against humanity for 47 years, their leader is made of cardboard. Their leader is made of cardboard. And they have no, they have more Navy vessels underwater than they had submarines to start. So there's that. And so I have nothing but love and praise for our military because they did probably the greatest military campaign of total domination and defeat in world history. Without a doubt, by the way. Without a doubt. And I've got more. Caroline Levitt on the way. Mike Johnson on the way. We're going to get into, of course, the DHS shut down by the Democrat Party and your Phone calls at 800-922-6680. Run through the jungle. CCR closes it out. Don't go anywhere. 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Caroline Levitt
in, it's abundantly not saying it's all
Rob Carson
over, but we've crushed their that Operation
Caroline Levitt
Epic Fury has been a resounding military triumph. More than 9,000 enemy targets have been struck to date. Compared to the start of the operation, Iran's ballistic missile attacks and drone attacks are down by roughly 90%. The United States is also annihilating the Iranian regime's navy. We have destroyed more than 140 of their naval vessels, including almost 50 mine land. This is the largest elimination of a Navy over a three week period since World War II, for all of these reasons, we are very close to meeting the core objectives of Operation Epic Fury in this military meeting.
Rob Carson
Yeah, because it's been three weeks. It'll be four weeks on Saturday and that's frickin amazing.
Caroline Levitt
Continues unabated from the outset. President Trump and the Department of War estimated it would take approximately four to six weeks.
Rob Carson
Four to six weeks. We're not even the four weeks yet
Caroline Levitt
to achieve this critical mission. 25 days in the greatest military the world has ever known. Is ahead of schedule and performing exceptionally.
Rob Carson
Yeah, it was pretty amazing. But not one single Democrat, not one single. Except for John Fetterman. John Fetterman has said that. Isn't it amazing? Don't you think about that. The Democrat Party only has one voice of reason right now and it's John Fetterman. A guy who had a stroke, had his brain reset. You know, turn it on, turn it off, start it up again, you know, defrag, do a disc, clean up the whole thing. Deal. Maybe that's what happened. That's what happened. Here is the the final thing that the Iran needs to do according to Caroline Levin, that is recognize it's been defeated.
Caroline Levitt
But if Iran fails to accept the reality of the current moment and it is if they fail to understand that they have been defeated militarily and will continue to be President Trump will ensure they are hit harder.
Rob Carson
Do it.
Caroline Levitt
Than they have ever been hit before.
Rob Carson
Do it.
Caroline Levitt
President Trump dud is not bluff and he is prepared to unleash hell. Iran should not miscalculate and get their last miscalculation cost them their senior leader.
Rob Carson
Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on a second. We made the Ayatollah into cardboard. That is that not hell their Navy,
Caroline Levitt
their air force and their air defense system. Any violence beyond this point will be because the Iranian regime refused to understand they have already been defeated and refused to come to a deal.
Rob Carson
Yeah, pretty much. And their but their foolish pride is amazing. And their arrogance is amazing as well. A mass text in Iran promotes Trump's assassination. That's just not a good idea. That's just not even a good idea. So a text message sent to mobile users in Iran promised promoted what it described as an international campaign to reward the assassination of Donald Trump. $25 million is what they're offering. Send in the A10s, send in the B52s, send in the B2s, send in the whatever the hell doesn't matter. Mike Johnson, speaker of the House said what is true, which is we are just sh. Victory almost four weeks in we have
Mike Johnson
the greatest, most powerful military fighting force ever conceived in the history.
Rob Carson
And they completed, not completed yet, but the most successful, overwhelming and destructive military campaign in world history. That's what's happened in the last three weeks. There's no doubt about it. It was the most successful. It was the fastest. It was the most overwhelming in world history. Planet Earth.
Mike Johnson
It's an amazing. An amazing power that we have and we willed it for. I think we're wrapping up Operation Epic Fury. That's what I think. And I think it will be done in short order. And that'll be right on schedule.
Rob Carson
Yeah. And the Democrat Party will be left in the. In the dust as we welcome home our troops with ticker tape parades. We will hire Democrats to clean up the mess. Maybe, maybe Zoran Mandami can hire some. Some guys to shovel the confetti for $45 an hour. They. They'll require several IDs, though. General Jack Keane here, he is talking about the Straits of Horror Moose, which effectively have been opened and oil prices are going to start coming down. So all the gas prices going up and all this, all the caterwauling of the Democrat Party, even though, by the way, it never reached the highs that it did with Joe Biden, it's all
Military Official
going to end comprehensive operation. We know how to do that. Admiral Cooper and his people are about doing that. And it's a fact. We will open by force the Straits of Hormuz and we will keep it open. Open. That is the path that we're on here. As well as taking down Iran's offensive capability. You demonstrating that every night. What we're doing that remove their nuclear capability as well in its entirety. And we're also talking to them and essentially for the American people. Understand. Yeah.
Rob Carson
The talks are going like this. Have you had enough? No. Okay, we'll keep bombing. Bye.
Military Official
What? The Trump administration, whose eyes are wide open.
Rob Carson
Have you had a. Enough. Hello? Oh, hold on. The guy we just talked to was. Was killed in here.
Military Official
In terms of Iran, they're liars, they're cheaters. We all. We understand all of that.
Rob Carson
Have you had enough? Yes. Who is this? Who is calling? I am the new guy who is in charge.
Military Official
And what we're simply asking them to do is surrender the capability.
Rob Carson
Have you had enough? Oh, we killed him too.
Military Official
Is that they have that. We are forcibly taken away from them. We're offering them that opportunity. Opportunity to do that. It's unlikely they will do that. And that is why the military option is being forcibly executed every Single day as of a couple of days ago. We need about three weeks to finish this on the American side as well as the IDF side. Systematically, deliberately. It's one of the remarkable success stories in American military history.
Rob Carson
It is, absolutely. And you should be absolutely proud if you're a member of the military or maybe one of your sons and daughters are currently in the military. You should be so proud. I know you already are, but dang, I mean, real proud. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. It is a Rob Carson show on a Thursday. Gold is at $4,382. So, you know, it's holding it around the. The low to mid-4000s. It was up 5600 in January. Giving you an opportunity to. To buy in right now while it's down a little bit. You know, I was thinking about the Washington Monument, and Years ago, like 15 years ago, I was living in D.C. we had a pretty big earthquake up and down the east coast, and there wasn't a lot of damage to homes and whatnot. But to the Washington Monument, there was a significant amount of damage because the Washington Monument is built without structural steel. It is built with gravity rock, stone, and more mortar. And if there's a big earthquake, that thing will go like that. So a lot of buildings here, because they're not built for that. They were built a long time ago. And if your retirement account doesn't have metal in it, like precious metal, same thing can happen in. You want to diversify, you need something to build a successful retirement. I think you know where I'm going here. And if you don't have metal, you're doing yourself a disfavor. Gold was worth $2,600 two years ago, went up to $5,600. Right now it's giving pause at 4,300 for you to say, okay, let's add it to the portfolio. Text my name, Rob, to 989-8984 Birch Gold, will ya? And you're gonna get some information without obligation from a five star A plus Better Business Bureau company that I have my money in and get in while the getting is good. Okay, $4,300. 989-898. Text my name, Rob, 989898 for Burch Gold. Don Lemon. He still is willing to show his face in public? I don't know. I mean, honestly. Shame is dead. Shame is dead. There's a million reasons why Don Lemon should never show his face in public again. But he was out in New York City yesterday, talking to Persians, one of the native groups that live in Iran, because Iran was Persia. And then the Ayatollah, who is an interloper, by the way, an illegal, an illegal alien moved in. And Don Lemon wasn't getting a lot of love trying to get Trump haters.
Interviewer
How do you feel about the war?
Persian Trump Supporter
I'm Persian, so I'm, I'm, I support Donald Trump 100%. The Islamic regime kills women. They killed 50,000 people in two days. A lot of them believe death in all of Americans.
Josh Hawley
Yeah.
Persian Trump Supporter
So I'm, I fully 100% support Donald Trump.
Interviewer
So you said you're Persian, but there's no imminent threat to the United States.
Rob Carson
And people here, you're just saying that, Dot, I'm going to prove you wrong in a second here.
Persian Trump Supporter
Most people here, I'm obviously biased cuz I'm Persian and I understand why people wouldn't want war to happen. I, I understand that fully.
Interviewer
I don't know if you're biased.
Rob Carson
John's like, are you sure you're Persian? I think you're more calico, maybe, I don't know, Siamese.
Interviewer
You just have your opinion.
Persian Trump Supporter
Yeah, exactly. My dad grew up in Iran. He had to feed the country when he was 14. Yeah. Again, fully support Donald Trump with the bombing of Supreme Leader.
Interviewer
Do you understand how Americans feel? Like this had nothing to do with us.
Military Official
Really?
Rob Carson
How, how do Americans feel, Don? The guy who charges into a Christian church and terrifies people. How do Americans feel?
Interviewer
Don, we're.
Rob Carson
You have no friggin clue what Americans feel, Don.
Interviewer
There was no imminent threat.
Persian Trump Supporter
Yeah, I understand. Again, I'm Persian, so when I see, when.
Rob Carson
Here's the head of the CIA, John Ratliff, under, under basically saying in front of Congress, under oath is the word. I was thinking of that, yeah. Iran is a major threat.
CIA Director
Has Iran plotted assassination attempts against Americans on American soil?
Rob Carson
Yes.
CIA Director
Was Iran developing a nuclear weapon prior to our military action last June? And did Iran remain committed to developing a nuclear weapon that lead up to this conflict?
Rob Carson
Yes.
Josh Hawley
Yes.
Rob Carson
So I want to clarify on that
Josh Hawley
because there's been much talk about, about a fatwa against the development of a nuclear weapon.
CIA Director
You come back to that. One second, let me finish. If left unchecked, do you think Iran would have the ability to develop missiles capable of reaching the United States?
Josh Hawley
Yes.
Rob Carson
Yeah, because they just launched one that went 2,000 miles. They said that they didn't have a mission that could go that far. But you see, they lied.
CIA Director
Did Israel force the U.S. s hand and make us take action, as some have claimed.
Rob Carson
No.
CIA Director
Director Gabbard, do you agree with the CIA director assessment on that last question in particular?
Rob Carson
Yeah. So you're saying basically, Don Lemon is. Yeah, I'll be kind. I will be kind. Yeah. It's basically, they were a threat. Everybody knows it. You know why? Because they've caused so much mayhem and, and murder and, and death and, you know, terrorist attacks over the years. For 47 years. For 47 years, Alan Dershowitz was on Newsmax. Listen to Alan Dershowitz on Newsmax about how important it was that Donald Trump did what he did, when he did it is historic in ways you can only imagine.
Alan Dershowitz
This is the most important war since 1939, since Nazi Germany. If Iran is allowed to develop nuclear bombs, he will do what Hitler did, did, and there will be millions and millions of deaths. Had President Trump been in charge in 1935, 1936.
Rob Carson
Yes, because the Islamists, they say that the Holocaust didn't happen. So there's that, too.
Alan Dershowitz
I think the Holocaust would have been prevented. I think he would have gone in after Nazi Germany.
Rob Carson
I say about. About bombing the train tracks to Auschwitz. That's what Donald Trump did, effectively destroyed
Alan Dershowitz
it the way he is destroying, destroying Nazi Iran. And the Holocaust would have been prevented.
Rob Carson
Wow.
Alan Dershowitz
We're preventing another Holocaust. Nuclear.
Rob Carson
We are.
Alan Dershowitz
That Iran would clearly inflict not only on Israel but on Europe. We now know that his rockets can reach Europe and ultimately on the United States. So this is the most important war we have fought since the Second World War. And every decent person ought to join it, and the Democrats ought to join it in the United States. But they're not, because they're putting partisanship before national security.
Rob Carson
This is why I say they will be left in the dustbin of history. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. This is not an ev and it never will be, By the way. Sony and Honda. Honda joint ventures discontinues EV development. Sony and Honda say the joint venture will discontinue their development and launch of electric vehicles. Sony has been developing its first EV model. Sony. You want a Sony car? The Alfila one, the affiliate one. It's a F E E L A, A Feela one. That's a great name.
Military Official
Wow.
Rob Carson
That's right up there with Charger anyway, which will come with an AI agent and advanced driving support. Funky functions there. There you go. The model produced at honda in the U.S. state of Ohio was scheduled to be delivered in California 2026. But they're getting Rid of it. Because nobody wants them. Nobody wants them. They're commuter cars. They're cute. They're cute little commuter cars. That's what they are. But you got to create the gas. You got to create the fuel to charge the battery. The vehicle does not create the energy itself. It just has a charged battery, like a flashlight. You should know that. Did you see this secret ping that went out last night on social media from the White House? You hear about this thing? I don't know. Know. I don't know what it is. Hold on. There it is. That apparently was out. My son said it this morning to me because my son is always like, you know, he said, Donald Trump's got dementia or, you know something, he'll get one of his dumb friends to call me and say something stupid. But the White House sent out that ping. I don't know what that ping is. Exactly where this was. Yeah, ping. But somebody said somebody. But it's from the White House on. That's on X. The ping. Where have I heard that ping before? It's been seen 17 million times as of like early 10 o' clock last night. What is it? Where have I heard that before? I've heard this. The familiar ping. Is that your microwave when the burrito is done. Is that what that is? There's. It's very familiar ping. It's. I think it's the microwave. I'm thinking maybe Donald Trump had some McDonald's he wanted to reheat it in the microwave. Like. I have no idea. I don't know. But anyway, that's. That was going around, I guess, guesses the ping. Haven't heard anything about the ping since. This is kind of interesting. This is Donald Trump versus every other American president. Katie Pavlich did an interview with him about a guy who was being held hostage and this happened.
Interviewer
One of your legacy items has been freeing hostages all over the world. Israeli hostages, American hostages, American. Dennis Coyle has been taken hostage by the Taliban for almost a year now.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Interviewer
His family has been speaking out. Molly Long went on News Nation year last last week to ask for some more public attention to this case. What is your administration doing to get him home?
Rob Carson
Well, if you give me the name Dennis Coyle. Okay, well, you give me some information, I'll take care of that. This is just moments ago.
News Reporter
You hear those cheers?
Rob Carson
That's the pictures of Dennis Coyle who has been held captive by the Taliban for about a year now. There you go. That's the difference between Donald Trump and every president since Reagan. He does what he says he's going to do. There you go. And he gets things done. Unlike Barack Obama, Joe Biden, the only thing they did was open the border and create a bunch of government programs that didn't fix anything but looted looted the treasury. There you go. Hour number two, the Rob Carson show is right ahead. If I were you, I wouldn't go anywhere.
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Date: March 26, 2026
Podcast: The Rob Carson Show by Newsmax
This high-energy, satirical episode of The Rob Carson Show dives into the latest Middle East developments—particularly Iran's recent military defeat, the destruction of its navy and missile capabilities, and the geo-political consequences. Carson delivers his signature mix of humor, sharp commentary, celebrity impressions, and parody songs, while analyzing the political and financial fallout. Key guests, including Senator Josh Hawley, Caroline Levitt, and financial expert Kevin O'Leary, join to offer their takes on the situation and its wider implications, from gas prices and market reactions to shifts in US military policy and the impact on the Biden and Trump administrations.
[01:25-03:14] Breaking News: IRGC Navy Commander Ali Reza Tang Siri killed in a targeted Israeli/US strike in Bandar Abbas, Iran. Carson jokes darkly about the commander now being “fish food.”
Comedic parody of "Under the Sea" satirizes Iran’s naval disasters:
"Nowhere to hide, our ships reside under the sea..." ([02:32])
Carson emphasizes Iran's decimated navy:
"Usually when you have more ships in your navy underwater, they're the submarines. But when it comes to the Iranian navy, there are more surface ships underwater than submarines." ([03:29])
“This is like college students demanding that we, you know, defund Israel or something. You're not in the position to demand anything...” ([03:44])
“You've got about 45 days worth of oil floating on the water right now... The minute Hormuz is open, oil prices drop.” ([08:11]) “Hormuz will be open in perpetuity. We've got 22 nations... It's a game changer... very bullish for world markets.” ([09:26-09:43])
“So there goes the next thing for Democrats to claim they're going to beat Republicans in the midterms.” ([08:44])
“More than 9,000 enemy targets have been struck to date... Iran's ballistic missile attacks and drone attacks are down by 90%. ... This is the largest elimination of a Navy... since World War II.” (Levitt, [25:43]) “Victory has been won by all intents and purposes, by any military measure... Their navy is destroyed. Their ballistic missile program is all but destroyed. Their nuclear program is under rubble as we speak. That is total and complete domination.” (Hawley, [19:08])
“The greatest military campaign of total domination and defeat in world history.” ([19:48])
“Donald Trump said, screw the midterms, we are in danger. We need to take Iran out. ... This president does have balls.” ([17:57])
“A President with a very different approach. ... Our military... is doing everything that is being asked of it with flying colors...” ([18:22])
“We will open by force the Straits of Hormuz and we will keep it open. That is the path that we're on here... Systematically, deliberately. It's one of the remarkable success stories in American military history.” ([29:46-31:13])
“This is the most important war since 1939, since Nazi Germany. ... The Holocaust would have been prevented [if Trump had been in charge]. ... We are preventing another Holocaust.” ([36:15-36:57])
“If Iran fails to accept the reality... President Trump will ensure they are hit harder than they have ever been hit before... Trump does not bluff and he is prepared to unleash hell.” ([27:14-27:28])
Interviewer: “What is your administration doing to get [Dennis Coyle] home?”
Trump: “Well, if you give me the name... I'll take care of that.”
News clip: Cheers as Dennis Coyle is freed. ([39:51-40:24])
Carson on Iran’s navy:
"There are more surface ships underwater than submarines." ([03:29])
Financial Analyst (Kevin O’Leary):
“Hormuz will be open in perpetuity... It's a game changer... very bullish for world markets.” ([09:26-09:43])
Sen. Josh Hawley:
"Victory has been won by all intents and purposes, by any military measure." ([19:08])
Caroline Levitt:
"Operation Epic Fury has been a resounding military triumph... We have destroyed more than 140 of their naval vessels." ([25:43])
Alan Dershowitz:
“This is the most important war since 1939, since Nazi Germany. ... We are preventing another Holocaust.” ([36:15-36:57])
Carson on Trump's decisiveness:
"Donald Trump said, screw the midterms, we are in danger. We need to take Iran out. ... This president does have balls." ([17:57])
This episode provides a brash and humorous conservative take on the latest military and political developments in the Middle East, focusing on Iran’s rapid military defeat and the larger implications for US policy and domestic politics. Through parodies, blunt analysis, and guest commentary, Carson celebrates American military prowess, ridicules critics, and lauds Trump’s decisive leadership—all with a heavy dose of satire and pointed cultural asides.