Christian Toto (2:20)

How does that make him a king?

Rob Carson (2:21)

It doesn't make him a king. Makes him a president, not a king.

Mary Walter (2:25)

Well, this is called no Kings. So what does that mean to you?

Rob Carson (2:29)

It means we got to get rid of him. He's not a king. Well, yeah, it's democratic process and we've gone that route with him. You know, I mean, listen, if you're Gonna take the time to attend something. You might want to just know what it's about or just something that you know. This guy is going down. He's gonna be standing around with a sign and everything. Has no ability to defend why he's there. He doesn't know why he's there. You know why? Because it's about nothing. He's acted like a king.

Christian Toto (2:58)

Can you give me a specific?

Rob Carson (2:59)

It's a temper tantrum. It's just like a temper tantrum. Little kid throws a temper tant on the floor of the grocery store where they don't get the candy bar they want. That's what this is. They didn't get the election results they want, and so they're throwing a bloody temper tantrum. That's what it's all about. It should be called the I hate that we lost protest example. Specific example. Well, give me an example of how he's a king. There's a million of them all put together. Okay. Again, whenever you ask this question, they never have a response. There's no one example. It's exactly sweaters. Give me one.

Christian Toto (3:33)

Two.

Rob Carson (3:33)

Yeah. There's more than one or two.

Mary Walter (3:36)

Can you give me one or two?

Rob Carson (3:38)

Not off the top of my head. I mean, don't you. You. You're. You're going down to a protest where you're. You're wearing your emotions and your. And your politics on your sleeve, and you don't have a reason why you're calling him a king. I can. I guess I'm just a loss of. I think he was. Yeah. You never knew when you. Before you went. Actually, you're just throwing a temper tantrum. Like there's a lot of child. No, I can't really. Yeah. Okay. Can't think of one.

Mary Walter (4:05)

I know what Biden did. I don't agree with all, but this is way worse than what any other president.

Rob Carson (4:10)

I don't think Donald Trump, you know, censored everyone on social media, like about COVID and about the 2020 election, about January 6, about Hunter Biden's laptop and about his dementia.

Mary Walter (4:22)

What makes it worse in this country. You can't see that? I don't have anything more to say.

Rob Carson (4:26)

I don't have anything more to say because I don't have any examples of why he's a king. There we go. Here we go again.

Mary Walter (4:31)

What makes President Trump a king

Rob Carson (4:34)

himself?

Mary Walter (4:36)

What specific policies or actions?

Rob Carson (4:38)

Oh, everything that he does. The man's a fascist. All of us. He's a fascist. Somebody told me that.

Mary Walter (4:42)

Give me an example.

Rob Carson (4:44)

Oh, boy. Of everything that he does. I mean, just tries to put his name on everything.

Mary Walter (4:49)

What specific action or policy is the Trump administration acting like a kid? He wants to be a dictator. He loves dictators. He wants to be a dictator. And okay, didn't he just remove a dictator from Venezuela? He went in and stole them.

Rob Carson (5:05)

Oh, my God. I mean, honestly, it's just, this is the great thing about it, you know, I like to say conservative comedies on the ascent because the left can't be taken seriously anymore. And there you go. There you go. I just gave you a prime example of that. One of the really great things that's happening right now, and I'm hoping that this, this is as impactful with like, for instance, Gen Z, this lunar mission that we're doing. When I was a kid, you know, when things like this would happen, it was the, the world looked at it in rapt attention and they are, I think, to some degree with this, this new mission around the moon. Now it's, it's interesting. Will tell you, I'm a major science geek. So in my spare time, if I read any books at all, it's generally Isaac Asimov and Carl Sagan and things like that. That's what I like, you know, And I combine my, my, my faith with my science. I believe they can exist together on the same continuum. And this, this space mission, 685,000 miles, which is the furthest we've ever gone in space with a manned crew. And let me put it in perspective for you, how tiny we are. The distance that they're traveling in 10 days is the distance that light travels in 3.6 seconds. Did you hear that? The, the distance they're traveling in 10 days is the distance light travels in 3.6 seconds. Our Milky Way galaxy is 300 light years across, which means that if you travel at 186,000 miles per, it will take you 300 years to get to the other side. And when you get to the other side and come back to Earth, Earth will probably be gone, but you will be the same age. I just want you to think about that a little bit. Just think about that a little bit. Our universe is 15 billion light years across. You can't even imagine 15,000 million years traveling at 186,000 miles per second. And one of our greatest accomplishments we are witnessing right now is sending people the furthest from the Earth and the, the flight there and back. Light will travel in 3.6 seconds. Does that kind of put it in perspective? Does it kind of make you go, wow. It should. It should. But it is an amazing thing. Here's an update from space. This is kind of cool. These astronauts are awesome. Well, we are still technically in Earth's orbit, although we did just do our translunar injection burn. And so we are definitely 100% on our way to the moon. The lunar gravity will take over in a couple of days here and start pulling us around the far side. Wow. At the end of our translunar injection here, about an hour and a half ago, we just really looked at each other. And I know. I know the United States has done this 1968 through 1972, but it's just. This is unbelievable that we can put our minds to something and pull it off. This is. This is an unbelievable technical accomplishment. You should be so proud to live in America. You should be so proud to live here. If you are born here or if you are a naturalized citizen, you should be so proud. And if you're not and you hate this country, you know what? You can kiss my butt. You can kiss my butt. Astronaut Victor Glover. He was asked because, you know, he's a black man. It is a. And. And of course, everybody wants to focus on the fact that he's a black man. And he's like, you know, I mean, that's neat and everything, but you know what else? I'm just a man, too. It is a big question. And I.

Christian Toto (8:35)

To highlight, I guess maybe one facet

Rob Carson (8:37)

of this is the tension.

Christian Toto (8:38)

I call it.

Rob Carson (8:38)

I live in this, you know, this dichotomy between happiness, that a young woman can look at Christina and just physicalize

Christian Toto (8:46)

her passion or her interest or even

Rob Carson (8:49)

if it's not something she wants to do, she can just be like, girl power. And that's awesome. And that young brown boys and girls can look at me and go, hey, he looks like me. And he's doing what? And that's great. I love that. But I also hope we are pushing the other direction. That that one day we don't have to talk about these first. That one day, this is just. And listen to this. That this is the human history. It's about human history. It's the story of humanity. Not black history, not women's history. But that it becomes human history. You're living it. You're living history. Now you're living it. Grasp it, embrace it. Stop what you're doing and think about what we're living through right now. My God, these are glorious times. We are the richest we've ever been. We can get online and get anything we want. If we can afford it, we can get anything we want online. We can watch every night. We have a choice between a thousand movies or documentaries or TV shows. We have the Library of Alexandria in our pocket. My God in heaven, we have AI. We're about ready to have quantum computing. They're going to cure cancer. They're going to cure all of these things. This is all moving forward at the speed of light. And by God, we are living through it. We're living through it. We're living through it. My father and my mother grew up without indoor plumbing. They didn't have air conditioning or hot water. And look what we have. And sometimes we're so spoiled and so distracted by it all, we don't realize that we can get in an airplane and fly across the country in six hours. And it used to take six months and half of your party would die of dysentery. And that was just about 150 years ago. Wow. It's amazing. These are amazing times. They're dangerous times, but what a glorious time to be alive. My God, what a glorious time. This is Jared Isaacson talking about the Artemis space mission.

Christian Toto (10:39)

Yes, we're in constant communication with the astronauts. They just had some incredibly inspiring words as they kind of took their last close approach view of Earth at the conclusion of the translunar injection burn. So now they're heading out into deep space. They're gonna go around the moon, farther away from Earth than any humans have ever gone before, about 250,000 miles away. They're gonna put their spacecraft through all the motions, come back safely to Earth, splash down off the west coast, and that's gonna help inform quite a bit of our planning for subsequent missions until we land on the moon and our astronauts set foot on the surface.

Rob Carson (11:20)

This is about making America great again. This is. This is about going back to that. Remember that. Maybe you Gen Z or Gen Xers, or you are you Boomers, Remember that. Remember the excitement? Do you remember when the lunar mission happened and all of that? Do you remember that excitement? You remember the pride in America? It's back.

Christian Toto (11:36)

Yeah. So this is the first time a crew has ridden this rocket before. So this is very much a test mission. So Artemis One flew in November of 2022. It was uncrewed. It didn't even have any life support systems on it. Now we're flying Artemis 2. This crew is putting it through all the paces. They said it was a great ride uphill. When they've tested out their thrusters, they said it's like, like driving a car on a bumpy road. And then when they did their manual piloting, they did a proximity operation drill with the, with the spacecraft. They actually said it performed a lot better than the simulators so far. But they're busy, I can tell you. They're very busy. They were just testing out some experiments. They were doing some exercise equipment we might use someday for missions to Mars when you're going to have to be able to, you know, maintain some degree of fitness on a long, like nine month journey to Mars, for example.

Rob Carson (12:29)

These are glorious times. They really are. And sometimes, like I said, we get distracted by the haters and whatnot. But you've got to stay focused, overwhelm them with joy and patriotism and faith. It's just remarkable. Let's take a break and come back. This is the ROB Carson Show. This fall, you're invited to experience Washington, D.C. in a truly unforgettable way with me, Rob Carson and other newsmax listeners. Imagine strolling through our nation's capital as America celebrates 250 years and seeing history come alive with an expert guide. Together, we'll tour the White House Visitor center, step into the halls of democracy with a guided tour of the U.S. capitol building, visit Arlington National Cemetery and the Changing of the Guard. Stand in awe before the towering figure of President Abraham Lincoln, and take in the beauty of DC's legendary memorials with a special nighttime illumination tour. 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This is the BBC talking about the Artemis mission and of course, the only thing they can get out of it is that at least it's not a bunch of old white guys. Yeah. And they are going for all humanity this time. You know, Apollo was all white men, and this time it's not. And I think that really speaks volumes for the journey that NASA has been on. And this is a much more. You know, it's weird when, when Neil Armstrong put his foot on the moon, he didn't say, one small step for man. He didn't say one small step for white guys. One giant leap for white guys. Did he say that? Did he say that? And by the way, they were Irish and English and they were German and they might have been Dutch, might have been all sorts of nationalities. And they just, they just get called white for some reason. And the reason being is that white people have been pretty productive throughout history. I know, I know it sucks and all that. But. But white people have been what you call white. I mean, I'm. I'm English, Irish and German. So I guess if you want to call me white, you know, whatever you want to call. Honestly. Is that all you got? Is that all you got? It really is pretty petty. And. And I think that nobody really cares about it, to be quite honest. We've got some great brave American astronauts heading to the moon. Here's Jim Gossett. We're flying to the moon. Artemis is in the air. Couldn't be prouder. First time in half a century we've sent a spacecraft there. In other words, we'll check it out. In other words, America kicks butt. We'll test Orion. Lucky to be living here, baby. Telling you right now, when we land on the moon, there will be a great debate. Should we make the moon the 51st US state? What? Heck not. Trump Hotel up there will be. Come on. Yes, A Trouble Hotel. Mar A Lado North. Wait and. See. Jim Gossett patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy When I was a kid, my dad would get a magazine called Popular Mechanics and it would always have these, you know, space age drawings of, you know, settlements on the moon and whatnot. And we're living it. We're living it. I mean, they're getting ready to do the IPO for Elon Musk's Robot Company. Need a nursing home. Care. I'm going to be taken care of by a robot, you know. And listen, honestly, I have no problem with it. You know, I have no problem with having a robot around the house. You're going to have a robot, Guys, right now, for 25,000 or so dollars, you can have a robot. That'll do your dishes. That'll do. Put away, you know, whatever. They'll mow your lawn, the whole deal. And you know, it's pretty amazing. It's pretty. And this is just the beginning. Elon Musk and his rocket facility in Texas. They're going to build a thousand rockets a year. It's going to become commonplace. We are going to. You and I are going to fly to space. We're going to do it in the five years. Really? We're gonna be able to fly into space. No big deal. They've already sent William Shatner into space, for God's sake. I mean, my gosh, can you imagine? Can you imagine robot doing your housework? I know. Dookie bear over on Rumble watching me right now. Robot to do the housework. Can you imagine? Can you imagine what it'd be like to not have your wife riding your ass about doing everything around the house? Oh, God. Did I actually say that out loud? I want a robot, man. I am so gonna get a robot. I am going to get a robot and I'm going to have her wear a French maid's outfit. Just like Kristi Nelms husband likes to dress up like, you know, I'm going to do that. I'm going to have a robot, man. I was totally going to get a robot. I can't wait to get a robot. Oh, my God, it's going to be fantastic. Yes. I'm that lonely. So when the dollar's convertibility of gold ended in 1971, gold was fixed at 35 bucks an ounce. Fast forward to today. 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Now in Canada quince.com Newsmax that's quince.com Newsmax free shipping and 365 day returns. Quints.com Newsmax. Mary, Mary, why you bugging? Come on, Mary. Mary, I need your hugging high five girlfriend Max that you spent up all my money. Let me take you and your girl Sissy Stop smoking crack. But you're still getting pissy. I had to let Run sing a little bit longer this week. It just sounds so good. He just sounds so good. Mary Walter, how are you on this glorious Good Friday?

Mary Walter (23:01)

Well, that was a hell of an introduction for a good voice. So appropriate. But I'm just gonna say that that introduction just goes to show the difference between the two of us. That introduction's for you.

Rob Carson (23:15)

Oh, yes, 100%. It's my show, sunshine, so.

Mary Walter (23:19)

No, I know, but deal with it. You know,

Rob Carson (23:24)

what would you rather have?

Mary Walter (23:25)

Just goes to show what would you

Rob Carson (23:27)

rather have, Mother, what would it be?

Mary Walter (23:30)

No, you know what, I'm just saying, it just goes to show that what

Rob Carson (23:33)

would my theme song on your show be? I didn't want to go there.

Mary Walter (23:36)

Yeah, I was going to say, hold on.

Rob Carson (23:40)

You know, you sent me this terrific article about young Catholic content creators making viral splashes on social media. I just feel like the Catholic Church kind of has a little momentum going here. And this is more than when I was growing up. You know, I was in the front pew at St. Pat's in Neol, Iowa, an hour before everybody else was there. But it just seems like younger people are not only being energized by faith, but the Catholic faith.

Mary Walter (24:07)

Yeah, it's wild. I follow a lot of, believe it or not, a lot of these young content creators and I've been watching it and I've seen reports like record number of people that all of these diocese in the United States, in France, in Spain, in all over the world are coming into The Catholic Church. And there is a church, the most famous one, because they have more than one content creator who attends this church in New York, St. Joe's in Greenwich Village. And there two of them were creating content about the same church. And they got together and they have a pizza party now before the Sunday night mass, which is when we always had a Villanova. We always had it at 6 o' clock during. When I was in college there, 6 o' clock mass on Sunday night and the crowd would be out the door. So I think that with this generation, though, and the reason you're seeing this resurgence, that from what I've seen with all of that, this generation doesn't go out the way we did. You know, we used to go to the mall, we go hang out, we meet up, we go shopping together, we go to a bar to hang out. They don't do that. They sit in their apartments, they don't know how to socialize. And so they're very individualized and very isolated and they found a community. And this generation is starting to realize 20 something young, you know, 35 and under is starting to realize that, wow, I need a community.

Rob Carson (25:32)

Yes. This is what Covid did to them. My daughter was in high school when Covid happened. My son was in college when Covid happened. And while it separated them, it brought them together and now they want to be together physically. I think the thing about the Catholic Church and, you know, I've been to all sorts of churches, I've been to the Southern Baptist Church, I've been to the whatever church and all that, and you know, these churches that have rock bands in front of them and the priest who wears a fancy suit and none of that. And I think the younger generation sees through it. I think, I think that the Catholic Church, you can meld not only your faith, but also science and philosophy. And it's not, it's not. It's just not. You could see through rock bands and you could see through this feel good, you know, nonsense. And the Catholic Church, I think, offers kids just a, I don't know, more reasonable alternative, something that, you know, it

Mary Walter (26:20)

offers them not to trust you. But if I don't, I'll never talk, you know, I'm kidding with you, you know I love you. No, but I think it offers them structure, it offers them guidance, it gives them guardrails to their lives that they, most of them never had before. Right. It was all they were raised, not all of them, but a good portion of them were raised with, well, if you don't want to go to church, that's fine. You do you. You know, there was. There was a lot of that. But in other parts of their lives, their parents were hovering over for them, protecting them from consequences. So I think it gives them something bigger than themselves, which as humans, we crave and have craved throughout time. So gives them something to cling onto that gives their lives meaning. That's what a lot of them say.

Rob Carson (27:06)

Well, and I. You gotta kinda wonder how far we could have gone down the road of where we were going against God, Online porn, all substance abuse. I mean, we were really declining and we still are to some degree, declining morally. And I was hoping that maybe. And I didn't know if we could return. I really didn't know if we could return to a time when maybe family really meant something. And it was so important to preserve your family and do. And to have a spiritual life. And I think we're turning the corner. I mean, we still have a long way to go, but we're kind of turning the corner with a lot of young people. I think that's pretty amazing considering how bad it got, you know.

Mary Walter (27:47)

Well, and I do think it's cyclical. We went through this in the 70s where there was the big, you know, was on the revival, but it wasn't Catholicism. It was a lot of the more offshoot type, you know, meeting the evangelical. Watch the sunrise.

Rob Carson (28:02)

Oh, yes.

Mary Walter (28:03)

You know, yes. And evangelical. And for the first time, I think Catholics are almost a quarter of the population in the United States. So it is great. And. But listen to this. My uncle Mary is not biologically my uncle. It's my father's sister, her husband and my father's sister. When she found Jesus, she was like a reformed smoker. So she was really, really, really, really into the Catholic Church. And she spent most of her adult life trying to save the rest. Bless her. And she passed away. And my uncle wasn't Catholic. He had been baptized Catholic, fell away from the church, never went back. And we always asked because he would go to mass with her. He knew more about it than we did. He was always telling us about the Catholic. I'm like, when are you just going to become Catholic then? Like, what is this? And she always said, when I die, he will become Catholic. She died in March, and he becomes Catholic tomorrow.

Rob Carson (28:55)

Wow. Wow. That's pretty crazy.

Mary Walter (29:01)

He's probably 81.

Rob Carson (29:03)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mary Walter (29:04)

And he's get. He receives communion tomorrow at the vigil.

Rob Carson (29:08)

When I was in college, I used to go out to a happy hour and there Was a. There was a seminary near the Maryville, Missouri where I went to school, Northwest Missouri State. And the seminarians would come in to happy hour and we'd drink and have meatballs, you know, and it was fascinating. I loved the Jesuit tradition of science and philosophy and religion existing on the same spectrum. I enjoyed the conversations more than anything. That's what I like about the church. Okay, enough. I think our ad for the Catholic Church is over.

Mary Walter (29:37)

They're Jesuits, they're super liberal. And imagine going to a school, a university that has a seminary, seminary on campus. So you don't know who is and who isn't. Right? And you go to a party and you're crushing on a guy and then you find out he's a seminary.

Rob Carson (29:52)

And they're like, yeah, well, a lot of the times I think probably you looked at it as a challenge.

Mary Walter (29:58)

Well, there was many conversations about do I go to hell? Like, there are many conversations like. And so we all decided that we were just going to hedge our bets and just let them go to Jesus and we'll save our souls.

Rob Carson (30:10)

There you go. There you go. All right, listen, we got a lot more to get to on the other side of the break with Mary Walter. Go to Mary Walter Radio. Just Google Mary Walter radio because at the end of this segment, the next segment, she's going to give you a list of places you can watch her or see her or what, or listen to her and you're going to get confused. So just right now during the break, just go to Mary Walter Radio. All right, let's take a break.

Mary Walter (30:31)

That on socials, not on the website.

Rob Carson (30:33)

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Christian Toto (31:49)

Is there anything that I did not ask you that you would like to touch upon having to do with the world of entertainment or movies or the world in general?

Mary Walter (31:56)

Oh, well, yes. I hope that the, the Save America act, if that passes, all the married women that have changed their names are going to have to go to the registrar and prove that they are who they are. In other words, to your voting registrar. This is what I understand.

Rob Carson (32:26)

This is Meryl Streep talking to soon to be unemployed comedian who's working on the next Lord of the Rings movie. Stephen Colbert admitting. You know what Democrats are admitting here are saying when they say this is that women cannot survive without a man in their lives. Isn't that kind of what they're saying?

Mary Walter (32:44)

Well, yes, but I'm just going to note that this is a topic that Christian sent you for next hour, but sure.

Rob Carson (32:53)

Oh really?

Mary Walter (32:54)

Yeah.

Rob Carson (32:55)

Oh hell. See, I got to get you guys off the group text.

Mary Walter (33:00)

This is nothing that I sent you at all.

Rob Carson (33:06)

I got to get you off the group text. I thought this is what you wanted to talk about.

Mary Walter (33:10)

Save this for Christian for next hour maybe.

Rob Carson (33:12)

Yes, I do. Move on. Move on. Here's what I say for you. Woman who had sex with identical twins told it is not possible. It is not possible to identify the father of the baby. When you have sex with identical twins with both of them, you can't tell the difference. There's no, you're the daddy or you're not the father. What the hell do you do?

Mary Walter (33:32)

So apparently she had the second. It was within four days of each other. And she's with the second brother Apparently.

Rob Carson (33:38)

Yeah.

Mary Walter (33:39)

And had the baby or she was with the. I don't know. But there's a lawsuit. The brothers are like suing each other.

Rob Carson (33:44)

Yeah.

Mary Walter (33:44)

And one wants the baby and it's a big mess.

Rob Carson (33:47)

You can't tell. You can't tell the difference.

Mary Walter (33:51)

Right. 50. They both are 51 likely to be the father.

Rob Carson (33:55)

Unbelievable. Well, that just completely kills my twins fantasy. So anyway, you know, what was it?

Mary Walter (34:02)

Your twins fantasy? Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

Rob Carson (34:05)

No, they were minor girls though. Minor girls.

Mary Walter (34:09)

You see the father of both.

Rob Carson (34:10)

Rob.

Mary Walter (34:10)

Thanks. Well, never mind. Unless you're.

Rob Carson (34:15)

That's just bizarre. What was the biblical story about where they cut the baby in half. We'll just cut the baby in half.

Mary Walter (34:21)

Yeah. That was Solomon.

Rob Carson (34:22)

King Solomon. That's not a good solution.

Mary Walter (34:24)

Mount Everest guides, by the way, they didn't do it.

Rob Carson (34:28)

That's good. That's good. They didn't. So Mount Everest guides allegedly poisoned climbers as part of a sinister 20 million dollar scam. What they do is they would poison climbers. These Sherpas would poison the climbers by putting baking soda in their food. I do baking soda and water when I need an antacid. I never had to be hauled. Hauled off by helicopter, but apparently that's what they did. And they would. They would bring in these helicopters and then split the money for the helicopter ride down the mountain among guides, helicopter companies, trucking agencies, and the hospitals where the terrorists were taken for. For fake treatments. Did you hear about this?

Mary Walter (35:02)

No. Why would baking. I don't know. I know nothing about this. Why would baking soda.

Rob Carson (35:07)

I guess baking soda if you put. Put too much in. Yes, of course I did. Dear God. I saw Carl Higby talked about it last night for goodness sake. With Sean Farish and Casey Smith. What?

Mary Walter (35:20)

Well, did you. Well, I'm just saying why does it. Did anyone talk about why baking soda would kill you?

Rob Carson (35:25)

It causes severe gastrointestinal distress. Distress that mimics altitude sickness and food poisoning. There you go.

Mary Walter (35:34)

Okay, well, that was a very simple question. Don't get mad at me because you didn't give all the details.

Rob Carson (35:38)

I was too busy focusing on show prep for Christian Toto next hour.

Mary Walter (35:47)

You need three individual texts. You can't just do one with Kristen and Tony.

Christian Toto (35:51)

And I'm.

Rob Carson (35:52)

I'm gonna have to do that. I'm gonna have to do that. I am so easily distracted. Dear God in heaven. Southwestern charging plus sized passengers fat tax at the airport. Carrie McGraw was flying with co workers to attend the conference in Las Vegas last month. When Southwest Airlines stopped at the ticket counter, the agent's message was clear. Either by a second seat or for herself or don't fly. She said that she doesn't take up to seats. She doesn't stick too much over into the next seat. But she is quite heavy. And when it comes to flight weight, you know, listen, I'm a pretty big guy. I'm six one, about 240 and my shoulders are wider than the seat. But apparently this is what Southwest Airlines is doing. You got to buy an extra seat. What do you think about that?

Mary Walter (36:34)

Listen, I, as someone of. I used to be heavy, but I lost all the weight. So. Did you really well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rob Carson (36:42)

You got some pictures. I want to see those.

Mary Walter (36:43)

No. Everybody wants to see them.

Christian Toto (36:44)

No.

Mary Walter (36:45)

Why would I do that?

Rob Carson (36:45)

Because you're.

Mary Walter (36:46)

You're diminutive now in fat Mary pictures. Why are men fascinated with that? It's a weird fetish.

Rob Carson (36:52)

I want to see some Mary with some meat on her bones.

Mary Walter (36:55)

It would be like, let me see you when your wife put makeup on you.

Rob Carson (37:00)

She didn't. I never let it out happen. I never let it happen.

Mary Walter (37:03)

Yeah, you did it yourself in person because you knew she wouldn't do as good a job, right?

Rob Carson (37:06)

That's just between me and Christine Elm's husband. Now, let me ask you this Mary.

Mary Walter (37:12)

But. So wait, wait. So when I was riding New Jersey transit into the city, they had three. They had bench seats. They had like two or three. So I would try to sit in the three next to the window because no one would ever sit in the middle seat. Like, it was. It was. It was known that you never, ever sit in the middle seat.

Rob Carson (37:29)

Gotcha.

Mary Walter (37:29)

But I swear to God in heaven, a fat person would always try and wiggle themselves in the middle because they figured that I was small and wasn't taking up my whole seat. So they could just take it up. So I learned how to expand like a peacock.

Rob Carson (37:42)

Did you. How much did you weigh at your heaviest,

Mary Walter (37:49)

Rob, what color underwear do you have right now?

Rob Carson (37:52)

Wouldn't you like to know? Depends on the day of the week, Mary. Depends on the day of the week. What do you think about Kristi Noem's husband? We'll. We'll wrap things up on Christine Ohm's husband. Obviously, this marriage is not fixable.

Mary Walter (38:07)

Well, first of all, she knew about this before because the whole Corey Lewandowski thing, those rumors, there's too many people are talking about it, and he popped up in so many places. All right, so they're not. They're at the point where they're not hiding it right now.

Rob Carson (38:19)

Yeah.

Mary Walter (38:21)

So she knew about this before and this and. And those pictures popping up publicly are taking the heat off of her. And now it's kind of like, oh, now we get it. First of all, if you're going to do something like that, pretend you're your grandfather and there's no such thing as social media and you don't take the picture or it's a Polaroid, because otherwise you would have photo mat, and photo mat guy would have it. So, you know, people are stupid and you can let your freak flag fly and that's fine, but once it becomes public, you Got to realize there's going to be repercussions, and that's a weird one. Like that. Hide those things. Where do you think he hid those things from her in the house?

Rob Carson (38:59)

I don't even want to think about it. I don't even want to think about it.

Mary Walter (39:02)

Were they in the attic somewhere?

Rob Carson (39:04)

I don't know.

Mary Walter (39:05)

They're big. They're huge. They're like.

Rob Carson (39:07)

I know.

Mary Walter (39:07)

Canadian teacher. Was he the Canadian teacher? Remember?

Rob Carson (39:11)

Yeah. Went to school dressed like that? Yeah. Right.

Mary Walter (39:14)

So you think that was with him? I did. And first of all, I did not know this was like a fetish thing.

Rob Carson (39:18)

Oh, yeah.

Mary Walter (39:19)

Bimbo ization.

Rob Carson (39:21)

Yeah. Something like that. Something like that.

Mary Walter (39:22)

What? I. I don't know. I. I never knew. I lived vanilla life, and I did. And I can tell you about the felony I accident I accidentally committed.

Rob Carson (39:31)

We don't. We don't have to. We don't have time. We don't have time. No.

Mary Walter (39:35)

You're going to ask Christian Toto about it anyway.

Rob Carson (39:37)

Yes, I will. Anyway. All right. All right. It's time for us to go Mary Walter Radio. Just Google Mary Walter Radio. Just give us a little snapshot of a couple places they can find.

Mary Walter (39:47)

Okay. Newsmax on every Tuesday on N2 on the. On the Todd Starnes show between five and six with Kate Smith Hill. She's everywhere. And I'll be on Saturday with rita Cosby at 12:50pm in the afternoon Eastern time.

Rob Carson (40:02)

She did it anyway. She did it anyway. God bless you. Your best. I'm googling right now. How heavy was Barry Walter at her highest weight?

Mary Walter (40:09)

Never gonna find. Yeah, because it was pre. It was pre Internet, so.

Rob Carson (40:13)

All right, let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show.

Christian Toto (40:15)

Show.

Rob Carson (40:20)

Where you live. Do they call them Reese's Peanut Butter Cups or Reese cups? When I grew up, we called them Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Then I moved to Cincinnati. They call them Reese cups in. In Kentucky. So regardless, Brad Reese, the grandson and founder of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, says he's talked to workers at the Reese factory. They're orange. They're orange and they're small people. He says the ingredients have changed and the new compounds are so bad, they're actually gumming up the mach machinery. Reese's no longer tastes like Reese's. Now I'm hearing from Hershey employees and they're validating everything I'm saying. It's really interesting is the equipment at the Reese plant at 925 Reese Avenue. My. My father and my uncles Built. Well, that plant is built for milk chocolate and the compound coatings are gumming up the machinery. So the production lines, the production, production lines are closing down. And when you've got a production line down, you're costing you millions of dollars stupid for the pennies and passing up the dollars. So here they're using this cheap compound. Yeah, it's cheap compound. They're, they're demanding. People are beginning to demand that they return to the original recipe. You know, RFK Jr. Is in charge of the, the, you know, our food these days and, you know, bringing things back to where they should be. Hershey announced on April 1 they will shift back to its classic milk chocolate and dark chocolate recipe starting in 2022. So however, that effect, that only changes a portion of the reported 3%. You ever make them? Do you ever make them at home? Do you ever make Reese's bars at home? You know, did your mom ever do that when she would make a Reese's Peanut Butter cup? Bars like brownie, you know, and you cut a square and you just eat like half of them, which is the equivalent of like a dozen Reese's Peanut butter cups. Yeah, that's. Oh, man, those are the best. I can't make those. I mean, I can make them, but I can't have them. I cannot make them to have them because I would eat absolutely every stink of one of them because homemade Reese cups, you know, if you use the real ingredients, they are the best of the best of the best. All right, so coming up next hour, Christian Toto is going to be joining us and he's going to talk about, about Meryl Streep on, on Stephen Colbert, among other things. Also massive California fraud. Starting to be see some arrests which is really cool. Dr. Oz on that. So we're starting to see some people maybe going to jail. Let's take a break and come back last hour. The Rob Carson Joe's riding at. Don't go anywhere. How many discounts does USAA auto insurance offer? Too many to say here. Multi vehicle discount. Safe driver discount. New vehicle discount. Storage discount.

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