The Rob Carson Show
Episode: Pluribus, Primates & Political Punchlines: Hour 3 Goes Off the Rails
Date: January 9, 2026
Host: Rob Carson
Guest: Christian Toto (Hollywood in Toto)
Episode Overview
Hour 3 of The Rob Carson Show balances humor with sharp political commentary, cultural reflections, and entertainment reviews. This hour features a lively mix of personal anecdotes, incisive political critique, and a comprehensive discussion with Hollywood critic Christian Toto about media, movies, and the state of American comedy.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
Personal Reflections & Opening Stories
- Experiencing Movies & Solitude (00:33–07:20)
- Rob shares his love for seeing movies with his son and enjoying live events, lamenting how in-theater experiences remain irreplaceable.
- He talks candidly about living alone after a divorce, embracing solitude, and the unexpected joys of newfound independence ("Swiffer-wet-jetted the kitchen in my underwear," 05:14).
- Reflection on sobriety and gratitude: Five years sober, finding meaning in inviting friends over, and appreciating life’s simple pillars: mental, physical, spiritual.
Minneapolis Incident & Media Accountability
The Shooting Controversy (07:21–10:42)
- A caller (Sean) and Rob discuss a controversial Minneapolis police shooting:
- Rob references new bodycam footage showing the suspect attempted to run over an officer, dismissing narratives of police brutality.
- Strong criticism of Minnesota officials, especially Gov. Tim Walz:
- Quote: "He barely has enough intelligence to keep his autonomic breathing system going." — Rob Carson (09:41)
- Predicts protests will fizzle as facts emerge; likens controversy to "another fart in a Cat 5 hurricane," emphasizing the overblown nature of activist narratives.
Parody & Satire Segment
- Regular comedic song parody by Jim Gossett skewers Tim Walz and Minnesota officials (10:42–11:50).
- Quote: “Jim Gossett is a freaking genius...go to patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy.” — Rob Carson (11:45)
Newsmax Reflections & Positive Economic News
News Brand Pride (12:41–13:53)
- Rob expresses pride in working for Newsmax, highlighting colleagues’ strength and the platform’s rapid growth.
Economic Boom & Political Predictions (13:54–21:56)
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Highlights supposed victories for "America First" economic policies, especially on tariffs and trade deficit reduction:
- Quote: "You are going to witness the greatest economy you’ve ever seen… Democrats and RINOs can suck it." — Rob Carson (18:00)
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Calls for political activism and patriotism, urging listeners not to take the 2026 election for granted.
Late Night Comedy Goes Political
Jimmy Kimmel & The Decline of Comedic Integrity (22:06–25:34)
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Christian Toto and Rob Carson criticize Jimmy Kimmel’s harsh rhetoric (e.g., "Donald Trump is going to kill you" T-shirt):
- Quote: "He’s forsaken the guise of being an entertainer at all. It’s sickening." — Rob Carson (23:00)
- Christian Toto laments that Kimmel now "incites violence," acting more as a pundit than a comedian (22:30–24:08).
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Both agree true satire must be rooted in truth:
- Quote: "Satire leaves a mark… because we recognize that kernel of truth within it. If that’s missing, then what’s the point?" — Christian Toto (25:34)
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Praise for Conan O’Brien’s approach, keeping humor genuine and not overtly political (24:24–25:10).
Movie & Streaming Reviews
Marty Supreme Review (26:23–27:30)
- Both hosts rave about “Marty Supreme”:
- Quote: "It’s fantastic. Timothy Chalamet, Kevin O’Leary…Chalamet’s going to win Best Actor this year." — Christian Toto (26:59)
- Chalamet’s character is a "hero/scumbag" you root for, a testament to great writing.
Primate: Horror with a Chimp Twist (27:49–28:28)
- Christian previews “Primate,” a B-movie horror about a rabid chimpanzee—gory, fast-paced, not "fine art" but entertaining.
Nuremberg Movie (28:49–29:51)
- Recent film deals with post-war trials, starring Russell Crowe and Rami Malek
- Highlights the necessity of remembering the Holocaust but cautions against facile political comparisons.
Pluribus Series Praise (31:29–33:14)
- Rob enthusiastically recommends the streaming series "Pluribus":
- Quote: "It is so superb. It’s a rollercoaster ride. Thought-provoking. Says a lot about collectivism...anti-collectivist, anti-Marx." — Rob Carson (32:09)
- Vince Gilligan’s involvement (creator of Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul).
Landman (34:01–35:03)
- Billy Bob Thornton stars as a colorful oil and gas “fixer” in a drama about the energy industry—a nuanced take without being a "love letter" to oil.
The Changing Landscape of Entertainment
Streaming, AI & Hollywood’s Future (35:03–36:09)
- Christian Toto discusses layoffs and streaming’s dominance, with independent creators filling gaps where legacy media won’t tread.
Simpsons Update & Sports Broadcasting (36:33–38:32)
- "Duff Man" character retiring after 37 years.
- Peacock (streaming) will allow fans to mute announcers during NFL games—both hosts lament the loss of great sportscaster storytelling.
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
- Rob on Jimmy Kimmel: "He’s forsaken the guise of being an entertainer; it’s gone…I mean, it’s sickening." (23:00)
- Christian on satire: "The reason why satire leaves a mark... is because we recognize that kernel of truth within it. If that’s missing, then what’s the point? It’s just propaganda." (25:34)
- Rob on solitary living: “I swiffer wet-jetted the kitchen in my underwear. Why the hell not? There’s nobody in here. I can do whatever.” (05:14)
- Rob, economic optimism: "You’re going to witness the greatest economy you’ve ever seen. ... Democrats and RINOs can suck it." (18:00)
- Christian on Marty Supreme: “You cheer for him and that’s charisma, man. That’s great writing.” (27:22)
- On Pluribus: "It is a rollercoaster ride. It is thought-provoking. It says a lot about collectivism…the warmth of collectivism." (32:09)
Timestamps for Important Segments
- Personal reflections, movie chat: 00:33–07:20
- Minneapolis police incident discussion: 07:21–10:42
- Parody/Satire segment (Jim Gossett): 10:42–11:50
- Economic/political rant: 13:54–21:56
- Jimmy Kimmel, late night critique: 22:06–25:34
- Movie/streaming reviews with Christian Toto: 26:42–36:09
- Streaming/AI in media: 35:03–36:09
- Simpsons, sportscaster discussion: 36:33–38:32
- Episode close and final thoughts: 38:53–39:09
Additional Resources
- Christian Toto’s Podcast & Reviews: Find on [Youtube (Hollywood in Toto)] and follow on X (@hollywoodintoto).
- Rob Carson’s TV Show: “Rob Carson’s What in the World” on Newsmax, Sundays.
- Show Parody Artist: Support Jim Gossett at Patreon.com/JimGossettComedy.
Conclusion
Hour 3 of The Rob Carson Show pivots skillfully between laughs and somber cultural critiques, offering honest reflections on personal life changes, fierce media skepticism, hilariously pointed song parodies, and a robust rundown of current entertainment. Christian Toto’s segment provides depth on the collapse and transformation of Hollywood, the importance of grounded satire, and must-watch streaming content for both fun and critical reflection. The tone is irreverent, self-deprecating, and unapologetically patriotic, and listeners leave with both a grin and a challenge: stay skeptical, stay involved, and maybe binge "Pluribus" or "Landman" this weekend.