Polls, Politics, and a DHS Shake-Up

Summary

The Rob Carson Show: "Polls, Politics, and a DHS Shake-Up"

Date: March 5, 2026
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax Radio)
Key Guest: Rep. Randy Fine (Florida)
Summary Prepared By: Podcast Summarizer

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of "The Rob Carson Show" delves into recent political shake-ups, debates over polling and media narratives regarding Donald Trump, in-depth congressional sparring over alleged government waste and fraud in Minnesota, and heated discussions about the intersection of Islam, American values, and national security. The show maintains its trademark blend of humorous commentary and hard-hitting, unfiltered political analysis, with guest appearances, satirical segments, and Carson’s own editorial asides.

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Key Topics and Discussion Points

1. DHS Leadership Shake-Up

Timestamps: 01:19–04:02, 04:02–05:45, 33:52–34:19

• Context: Kristi Noem, outgoing Secretary of DHS, is being replaced by Mark Wayne Mullen as announced by Donald Trump.
• Analysis: Carson notes speculation over Noem’s handling of a $220 million TV ad campaign, her Capitol Hill testimony, and Trump's purported irritation about how the campaign was presented.
• Trump's Statement: Read aloud on the show, indicates Noem is being reassigned as a special envoy, with praise for her service.
• Tone: Comically dismissive of speculation, Carson frames the change as routine, not punitive.
• Guest Take: Rep. Randy Fine expresses full trust in Trump’s judgment:

“All I want is more deportations until every single one has been sent home. There is work to do.” (34:01)

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2. Polling, Media Narratives & Trump's Popularity

Timestamps: 05:45–09:28, 31:01–31:45

• Host's Take:
  • Carson debunks media and polling reports that Trump’s approval is plummeting. Citing a 98% approval among "MAGA Republicans," he insists negative polling is designed to shape public opinion against Trump.
• Quote:

“Don't listen to the bloody noise...polls are made to shape opinion, keep people from the polls, and C block a popular conservative agenda. That's it.” (06:48)

• Carson’s Rhetoric: Uses historical analogies (Noah, Susan B. Anthony, etc.) to cast Trump as a revolutionary figure bucking corrupt systems.
• Harvard CAPS Poll: Carson notes a 50-50 GOP-Dem split, which he interprets as an undercover GOP lead.

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3. Minnesota Fraud Hearing & Government Waste

Timestamps: 09:28–11:47

• Allegations: Accusations of extreme increases in state autism funding (from $1 million to $343 million, a 34,200% increase) and general government fraud in Minnesota.
• Parody Exchange: Poses as a satirical Q&A with Kristi Noem, lambasting Minnesota’s governor and state agencies for lack of oversight.
• Carson’s Cynicism:

“Who doesn't notice that? Who in the hell doesn't notice that?...You can say all you want — blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Do you think we're as stupid as you are?” (10:04–10:34)

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4. Satire & Cultural Mockery: Clinton, Texas Politics, Gender Issues

Timestamps: 11:48–18:51

• Hillary Clinton Epstein Deposition:
  • Clinton’s team requested “beauty lighting” and favorable angles for her deposition (11:47–12:50). Carson lampoons this as vain and futile.
  • Quote:

    “Ain't no amount of lifelight gonna make beauty happen with her. Oh my God. Her dark soul shines through.” (11:48)

• James Talarico’s Religious Views:
  • Democratic Senate candidate in Texas claims God is nonbinary, transgender people need abortion care, and that there are “six biological sexes.”
  • Carson and Fine ridicule these claims, blending incredulity with humor.
• Jasmine Crockett Parody:
  • Carson/Limbaugh-style parody song mocking politicians for inauthenticity and "putting on an accent" (17:59–18:51).

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5. Interview: Rep. Randy Fine (Florida) – Islamist Influence, National Identity

Timestamps: 21:49–34:42

• Topic: Responding to claims that Islamists in NYC seek to ban dogs as pets.
• Fine’s Legislation: Bids to penalize jurisdictions that ban dogs due to religious edict.
• Quote:

“Any city or state that bans dogs loses all federal funding.” (22:46)

• Carson Editorial: Champions dogs as "better than family," mocks the religious rationale behind dog bans.
• Broader Security Concerns:
  • Fine expresses alarm at open U.S. borders, antisemitic incidents post-October 8, and growing anti-Western sentiment.
  • Reiterates need for strict immigration, deportation of non-citizens advocating for extremist ideologies, and denaturalization where warranted.
  • Quote:

    “If they lied to become naturalized, we need to denaturalize and deport. 100%.” (25:11)

• Perspective on Mainstream Islam:

“The radicals are the ones who don't want to kill us, not the ones who want to live, live in peace with us… I think we've got it upside down… mainstream Islam is the problem.” (23:14)

• First Amendment: Draws contrast between private religious observance and “demanding America change to accommodate” foreign values.
• Carson’s Rhetoric: Evokes Constitution as immovable foundation; rejects Sharia, Marxism, Communism:

  “We are not going to change it to Sharia. We're not going to change it to Marxism or communism. And we'll fight over it.” (27:55)

• Iran and Foreign Policy:
  • Fine praises the military campaign against Iran, predicts success and internal change within Iran.

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6. The Midterms, Patriotism, and the "Joy" Strategy

Timestamps: 31:01–32:42

• Rob’s Mantra: Overcome opposition through “joy and patriotism.”
• Fine’s Strategy for GOP:
  • Frame Dems as fighting for foreigners, GOP for Americans.
  • Hammer on affordability and tangible benefits from tax cuts.
  • Warn of "madrassization" if Democrats win.

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7. Media Critique: "The View" and Border Logic

Timestamps: 36:16–37:14

• Clip from Elizabeth Hasselbeck addressing liberal panelists, uses the presence of security at "The View" taping as a metaphor for the necessity of controlled borders.
• Carson lauds the points, further lambasting liberal views on border security.

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8. Closing Reflection & Musical Inspiration

Timestamps: 37:14–end

• Carson reads lyrics from Muse’s “Dig Down,” encouraging perseverance and faith amidst adversity.
• Final thoughts: Stay strong, "do not catch the stupid," and God bless America and the troops.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Rob Carson on Polls:

  “Don't listen to the bloody noise. This is an overwhelming poll...98% approve. 2% disapproving.” (06:48)

• Rep. Randy Fine on Immigration:

  “We need to deport everyone who is not a citizen, who is here visiting, who believes in this stuff. They don't have the right to be in America.” (25:11)

• Satire on Clinton’s Deposition:

  “You could smear Vaseline on the lens...nothing going to add some beauty to that.” (11:47)

• On Inauthentic Political Personas:

  “Jasmine Crockett puts on a fake accent when you catch her talking ghetto. She's a total fraud.” (17:59)

• On Mainstream Islam:

  “It's not radical...the radicals are the ones who don't want to kill us...mainstream Islam is the problem.” (23:14)

• On National Identity:

  “We have a thing called the Constitution...we are not going to change it—damn it.” (27:55)

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Summary Table of Core Segments

| Topic | Key Points | Timestamp(s) | |-------------------------------|------------------------------------------------------------------|--------------| | DHS Shake-Up | Noem out, Mullen in; routine not punitive; Trump statement read | 01:19–04:02, 04:02–05:45, 33:52–34:19 | | Trump, Polls & Media | Polls as propaganda; Trump’s “98%” approval among base | 05:45–09:28, 31:01–31:45 | | Minnesota Fraud | Hyperinflated autism funding, alleged agency incompetence | 09:28–11:47 | | Hillary Clinton Satire | Vanity at Epstein deposition brutally mocked | 11:48–12:50 | | TX Dems, Gender Politics | Mockery of Talarico, trans/abortion debate, Jasmine Crockett skit | 13:00–18:51 | | Rep. Randy Fine Interview | Islamist dog bans, open borders, immigration, mainstream Islam | 21:49–34:42 | | Midterm Strategy | Joy vs. left, GOP as patriots, Dems for foreigners | 31:01–32:42 | | The View Clip & Border | Hasselbeck logic for border, liberal critique | 36:16–37:14 | | Closing Reflections | Muse “Dig Down” lyrics, perseverance message | 37:14–end |

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Tone and Style

• Language & Tone: Sarcastic, colloquial, irreverent, with elements of parody and sincere emotional appeals.
• Underlying Viewpoints: Strongly anti-left, pro-Trump, anti-mainstream media, patriotic, and culturally conservative.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Show

This episode covers some of the week's top political stories with Newsmax-style humor and invective, offering sharp takes on the DHS reshuffle, polling narratives, government incompetence, left-wing ideological excess, and the defense of traditional American values. Carson’s interview with Rep. Randy Fine is a standout, delving into the perceived threats posed by Islamist sentiment domestically and the need for assertive immigration enforcement. The episode blends satirical sketches, song parodies, and serious warnings alongside calls for patriotism and resilience in trying times. If you want to know “what the right is talking about,” this is an unfiltered and entertaining snapshot.

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End Summary

Transcript

[Representative Randy Fine]

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[Kristi Noem]

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[Rob Carson]

Hold it now. You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking, and funny show in America on air and on the World Wide Web. This is the Rob Car Carson Show. This is the Rob Carson Show. Our number today, by the way. Christy Dome, apparently out of the VHS being replaced by Mark Wade Mullen. One of the things that may have precipitated this was she was asked about the $200 million ad campaign that she helped pay for. John Kennedy had grilled her about this. I hadn't really had a chance to really play a lot from that. From that hearing. I'm actually looking for it right now because, you know, I'm doing show prep as the show goes on. Noem. Anyway, I'm trying to find the audio on it on the fly. Because you know what? I play my own audio here. It is square. That concern for waste, which I share with the fact that you have spent $220 million running television advertisements that feature you prominently.

[Kristi Noem]

Sir. The President tasked me with getting the message out to the country and to other countries where we were seeing the invasion come from, with. With putting commercials out that told them that if they were in this country illegally that they needed to leave or we would detain them and remove them. And they'd not get the chance to come back to America the right way.

[Rob Carson]

Apparently, Trump was a little mad because she acted like he approved it. So, I mean, that's what I'm here. I don't know. I don't know. I don't listen. I'm seven miles from the White House. But it doesn't mean I have a direct line, people. I know you're a little surprised. I'm not that influential. I mean, after all, Donald Trump did bring in the National Guard to clean up Washington, D.C. two weeks after I got here. I know, I know. I was like a little bit much. It's a little bit. I mean, thank you, thank you. I appreciate it. But just, I hope this isn't just for me. But that said, I really don't know. This is, I guess, Fox talking about it.

[Kristi Noem]

Well, you know, John, the president has been reluctant to shuffle his staff since really early in his second term when he moved National Security Adviser Mike Waltz over to Ambassador of the UN since then, he's kept all of his folks sort of in position, weathered whatever criticism comes their way. And Kristi Noem, the DHS secretary, has faced a turbulent period in the last few weeks. Amid the fallout, the response to the ICE deportation campaign in Minnesota, some public statements that she made, and then most recently this week, her testimony on Capitol Hill.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, you know, I mean, change, change happens sometimes. It's very good. I don't doubt this will be a very positive change. I was, I was texting my friend Tony Kennett from the Daily Signal. He's not a fan. He is not a fan of, of Christine or Pam Bondi, by the way. It's not because he doesn't like girls. And I'm starting to become much less of a fan of Pam Bondi. By the way, here is the statement from Donald Trump on Truth Social. I'm pleased to announce that the highly respected United States senator from the great state of Oklahoma, Mark Wade Mullen, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security effective March 31. Current Secretary Christy Dom, who has served us well and has had numerous spectacular results, especially on the border, will be moving to a special envoy for the Shield of the Americas, our new secret initiative in the. Well, it's not secret anymore anyway. Our new security initiative. Oh, it's security. Nevermind. Not secret initiative in the Western Hemisphere. We are announcing on Saturday in Doral, Florida. I thank Christy for her service at the homeland. There you are. Good. There you go. It's not like you suck. It's not like you've destroyed Everything. It's just like, maybe we just need a little change. Maybe you need a little testosterone injection therapy. I don't know. Maybe that's part of it, too. Maybe that's part of it, too. I don't know. Anyway, we shall see. I don't think it's a bad thing. I really. I don't. You know, whatever. For what it's worth. For what it's worth, I'm seeing all these. These headlines about Donald Trump's popularity is plummeting. Is plummeting. I wrote a piece on the social media today on my sub stack at Rob Carson show because they're saying Donald Trump is the most unpopular. 35% approval. Honestly. Don't listen to the bloody noise. Don't listen to the bloody noise. This is an overwhelming poll just dropped fighting President Trump's mega Republican approval at 98%. 98%. 2% disapproving. So you can say all you want about what the media is saying, what the, what the Democrat Party is saying, but it's all noise. Let me find my little piece that I wrote on substack. It's called C Blocking the Trump Revolution. All right. Wrote this. This morning, my son confronted me with polling for Donald Trump showing he's underwater. First of all, polling of Donald Trump is universally, frequently this way because the people conducting them do them to slow or hinder his progress and popularity. Duh. What is the last time a Republican was ahead in any race consistently before an election? Parroted in the news, in the news media, anyone, when you're running against a Democrat win? Never. Never. Because polls in this country are made to shape opinion, keep people from the polls and C block a popular conservative agenda. That's it. That's all. Back to my brilliant piece on substack at Rob Carson. Thank you. The people who pulled Joe Biden's strings gave a crap less about polling and they marched forth, ruling against the will of the people, leaving the border wide open. And despite polling, they unleashed a worthless green energy agenda that was nothing more than a grift. They shuttered schools and businesses and censored free speech. Donald Trump is revolutionizing government, exposing fraud and corruption in the deep state, and moving geopolitics toward freedom and populism away from Islamism, Marxism and globalism. My God, I'm a pretty good writer. I can't. I'm reading it now for the first time, and I wrote it, but now I'm reading it, I'm like, holy hell. Virtually every person in history challenged authority and revolutionized the Way things are operated while exposing the corruption of the status quo has been hated. Are you ready for the list, Noah? Henry Ford, William Wallace, Thomas Paine, Frederick Douglass, Susan B. Anthony, Thomas Jefferson. Oh my God. Trump is doing revolutionary things. Unleashing American energy, removing taxes on Social Security tips and overtime freeing people in Venezuela and Iran. Bring back manufacturing, gutting the deep state, massively decreasing the federal government workforce, deporting illegal aliens, assuring vote security, getting rid of wokeness and DEI and asserting America as a global power for good. It goes on and on and on and on and on. And wraps up by saying the rabble. Oh, by the way, here it is. The latest Harvard CAPS poll shows GOP and Democrats at 50% going into the midterms. Most assuredly, this means the GOP is up by six or eight items always ends this way. If Donald Trump is so incredibly unpopular, Democrats should be ahead by 10 or 15. The rabble told Noah not to build the ark. It was foolish. It was a waste of time. They saw no credible evidence what he was attempting to do was necessary. They disparaged the ethereal and worshiped man and his leaders instead. Yeah, I use the analogy not because I believe Trump is a holy figure, but if you look at what he's doing to turn back evil that is taken over the world by countries like Iran, Venezuela, China and Russia, it's an apt comparison. I can't even believe I wrote that. I mean, I mean, I'm like waking up going, what the hell? What the hell? That was whew, good. Anyway, substackob Carson or also on all my social media, all of my social media at Rob Carson or Rob Carson show yesterday, we saw Nancy Mace and others go after Tim Vaults. And I want you to think about this real quick here, because what government allows this to happen with government money in such a massive fashion? And no one in that government notices it. The only reason they didn't is because they knew about it and ignored it and did nothing about it. That's it.

[Kristi Noem]

So we're gonna do some Minnesota math with you today. Okay? Are you ready? How much money was spent on autism in Minnesota in 2024?

[Rob Carson]

I don't have the number in front of me.

[Kristi Noem]

$343 million was spent in 2024. What percent increases that from 1 million to 343 million? What percentage increase is that?

[Rob Carson]

I'm not here to be your prop. Go ahead and tell me.

[Kristi Noem]

Are you governor of Minnesota or not?

[Rob Carson]

Yes, I am.

[Kristi Noem]

I'm not governor of South Carolina. You can sure as Hell, bet that I'm going to know the math. The math is 34,200% increase. An increase of 343 times what it was in this time period.

[Rob Carson]

Who doesn't notice that? Who in the hell doesn't notice that? Listen to Byron Donalds talking to the governor of the state. This buffoon, this cartoonish fool, by the way, but listen to this. He says he was never notified of the. The fraud. Was your office notified of these. Of these fraud allegations? Not me specifically that. Why in the hell didn't you know? $18 billion larger than the state budget of half the states in America, and you weren't notified?

[Representative Randy Fine]

They're handled internally, every day.

[Rob Carson]

Who was notified? Governor Wal. Boss, the. The agencies do their work, the commissioners. And then if someone. Then they don't tell the guy who's in charge in my office was notified, they let me know. As governor, I make, you know, 50 decisions a day. I said, I did this job for 12 years. I make more decisions in a day. Governor Walls. So someone was maybe notified, but the agency just decided not to tell the government about the $18 billion plus in fraud and all of the, you know, the 35,000% increase in autism funding and, you know, all of the fake daycares and everything, and then the feed the future where nobody got fed. Ask the next question. We have it under sworn testimony in the oversight committee that your former chief of staff was notified directly by these various commissioners about the fraud. Yeah. And the chief of staff didn't tell the governor. Okay, in Minnesota, that could be correct. So are you saying that your chief of staff didn't notify you? I'm saying I don't recall whether he did at that time or not, but we took action. So I'm assuming when we put our budgets together, based on that, we put a package together for that legislation. Oh, my God. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Do you think we're as stupid as you are? I got to tell you, we couldn't be as stupid as you are. It's not possible. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show,

[Representative Randy Fine]

relentlessly

[Rob Carson]

slowing the spread of the stupid every day. It's the Rob Carson Show. Yes, it is. Hillary Clinton. Sorry. Hillary Clinton's team demanded, quote, beauty, lighting, and custom background for the Epstein deposition. Ain't no amount of life light gonna make beauty happen with her. Oh, my God. Hillary Clinton's team demanded beauty, lighting, and a custom background for the Epstein deposition. You have to do, like, that AI thing where you make yourself look young or something. I mean, my God in heaven, there's nothing you could do about that woman because her dark soul shines through. That's the biggest problem. Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's team demanded she receive beauty lighting. You could smear. You could smear Vaseline on the lens of the camera. Nothing going to add some beauty to that. My God. From her House Oversight Committee deposition. Ordered a blue paneled backdrop with a specialized shop so that it didn't appear as though she was in a hostage situation. Like so many people, she's gone. I mean, like a hostage situation. A source familiar with this situ with the. The situation told the New York Post. Clinton's team meticulously labored for nearly every detail. Her begrudged sworn testimony about late sex predator Jeffrey Epstein, keen on ensuring she looked as flattering as possible. That's a heavy lift. Man, oh, man, that is like. What the. What the hell? What are we gonna do here? Can we just. Let's put somebody in there and she can talk and they can move their lips. Is that. Can we do that? We can't. Okay. We can't do that. To that end, her team. We had a staffer sit at her spot. Well, that's what they should have done. I wouldn't want to sit in that spot. Before the deposition. Embarked commands for tedious adjustments on the set at the Chappaqua Performing Arts center in New York. So there you go. They had requested beauty light. Beauty light from the Chappaqua Performing Arts center, which controlled the lights and repeatedly pushed to have the camera shifted to the left on several occasions in order to get the most flattering angle of Clinton's face or they would be murdered. Oh, I mean, I'm sorry. Did I just add that? Anyway, I want to be careful around Hillary Clinton. James Talarico is. Is the Senate candidate for the Democrats in the state of Texas. I'm leaning toward runoff in the runoff down there. Leaning toward Ken Paxton myself because, you know, kind of tired of these. These people have been in Congress for forever, not getting what we want done, that sort of thing. You know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about? But the crazy thing is. Crazy thing is literally, James Talarigo is a nut bag. He's a. He's a pastor. They thought being, I guess being a white pastor was going to help in the state of. In the state of Texas. But it won't help if you are out of your mind. Is both masculine and feminine. Said that God is non binary. And everything in between. God is both masculine and feminine. And everything in between. God is non binary. The hell is in between. Okay, I'm sorry, what did you. What Menon. And everything in between. God is non binary. Before. Non binary didn't exist as a word until, like six years ago. We go further. I want to acknowledge that our trans community needs abortion care too. Oh, yeah, the trans community needs abortion. That's. I don't even know. I don't know where. What goes where and with who and how much and what. You know, I. What the. What did they teach you in Sunday school? That Jesus Christ himself was a radical feminist.

[Representative Randy Fine]

I want us all to be aware of is that. That modern science obviously recognizes that there

[Rob Carson]

are many more than two biological sexes.

[Representative Randy Fine]

In fact, there are six.

[Rob Carson]

Six biological sexes. I witnessed the birth of two humans. I've witnessed the birth of countless dogs and pigs and chickens. Lots of chickens. Oh, my God. Chickens are kind of a, you know. Hardly. They don't. You don't write. You don't know if they're male or female until they get older and one of them becomes, you know, the word for the male appendage. I don't recall ever seeing another sex other than male and female. I could be wrong. Which, honestly, Representative Hefner surprised me too. So according to Talarico, God is non binary. Jesus is a feminist, there are six genders, and transgender people need to be getting abortions. Yeah, because that's so important. I don't even know how that works. A transgender who gets pregnant. Anyway, here is. Here's the nail in the coffin. Beto o' Rourke endorses him. Yeah, I've never been more excited.

[Representative Randy Fine]

I mean, let's start with James Talarico. This is one of, if not the most talented politicians I have ever seen.

[Rob Carson]

Those of us who have watched his career in the Texas House have known. Nobody knew about him until Stephen Colbert

[Representative Randy Fine]

that he's incredibly talented.

[Rob Carson]

But for the rest of the nation, they got to see him. In the closing months of this really competitive primary, fought against another generational talent in Jasmine Crockett, who made generational talent.

[Representative Randy Fine]

James.

[Rob Carson]

What she talented? I don't even know.

[Representative Randy Fine]

An even better candidate.

[Rob Carson]

We couldn't ask for anyone better to be at the top of the ticket. This is better than I ever even thought. Hey, let's remember Jasmine Crockett, shall we? Somebody slap me and wake me the

[Kristi Noem]

up, because I'm ready to get on with it.

[Representative Randy Fine]

If you could speak directly to Elon

[Rob Carson]

Musk, what would you say?

[Kristi Noem]

When I see ice, I See slave patrols. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde, bad built, Bush body, that would not be engaging in personalities. Correct.

[Representative Randy Fine]

A what now?

[Kristi Noem]

With her goal.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, let's remember Jasmine Jim got trans

[Kristi Noem]

kids that want to play the sport. Lord have mercy. That is the biggest issue that we had.

[Rob Carson]

Jasmine Crockett puts on a fake accent when you catch her talking ghetto. She's a total fraud. I'm going to miss her. She went to a private school but keeps acting like a fool talking ghetto.

[Kristi Noem]

Find the little trans child that is ruining your life.

[Rob Carson]

Jasmine, don't you understand? This whole thing sounds planned. You change your voice depending on where you are. That's what Democrats do. Your accent is overdone and it fools no one. Her black voice is over the top and really quite bizarre. Oh, this is a gift of comedy. Like a mama's voice. Oh, yeah, that was.

[Kristi Noem]

Let me get into some business now, okay?

[Rob Carson]

It is painful to the ear. The last thing that we want to hear. Talk again. Like crooked Hillary.

[Representative Randy Fine]

I don't feel no ways tired. I come too far.

[Rob Carson]

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[Representative Randy Fine]

I'm doing fine, but I'm trying to keep from, like, stopping laughing.

[Rob Carson]

I came up with that because of you, by the way. I said to my friend, I did

[Representative Randy Fine]

because Brian nervous too, so.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, you thought I was gonna, you thought I was gonna make fun of you? No, man, I, I, that was. You played that so artfully. You played that so artfully. You even, even proposed some legislation. What's wrong with that? Exactly?

[Representative Randy Fine]

Well, we're working to get co sponsors. If you have a member of Congress, you should call them and sell that. People like Mamdani can't ban us owning dogs as pets. I mean, the fact of the matter is one of the key people in the Mamdani coalition said the quiet part out loud. She said, finally, Islam is coming to New York City. Dogs are unclean. They shouldn't be indoor pets. And in America, we love our dogs. They're like part of our family. And so I. Any city or state that bans dogs loses all federal funding.

[Rob Carson]

It is utterly, utterly ridiculous. Dogs are better than family. Honestly, dogs won't leave you because of politics. I don't know, like my wife. But that said, you know, dogs are heroes. Dogs are soldiers. Dogs are police. Dogs are companions. Dogs get people through ptsd. Dogs are a gift from God. How dare you? How audacious. And the hubris that you would say typical of radical Islam, right?

[Representative Randy Fine]

Yeah. Well, I would challenge you on that. I don't think it's radical Islam. I think when you have the kind of mainstream views that we see out there, when you have their mainstream civil rights group be designated a terror group. Care their most prominent politicians, Ilhan Omar, Rashida Tlaib. That's not radical. That's the mainstream. The radicals are the ones who don't want to kill us, not the ones who want to live, live in peace with us. I think the problem is mainstream Islam. I think we've got it upside down, to be perfectly honest with.

[Rob Carson]

Right, that's, that's well taken. You know, I mentioned the other day that New York City is Tehran in 1979. I don't think that's a stretch there. We're headed in that direction.

[Representative Randy Fine]

Well, just a week ago I gave a speech on the House floor about this. Yesterday. Just a week ago, Mandani went to a mosque to pray with an imam who said in the service that he was at, Islam will be the sword that slits the throats of the infidels. I mean, and where's the outrage over this real concern?

[Rob Carson]

We got to do something about it. I can't wait to imagine what it's like this the last couple of years in New York City as a, as a Jew with these radical idiots out terrorizing Jewish people. You also had the, the rise of this, this nonsensical bought and paid for anti Semitic movement that started on October 8th, by the way. And it is, it is frightening. And I gotta tell you, with all of the great things that we're doing in the Middle east, the biggest threat right now seems to be coming within our shores because Joe Biden opened the southern border. You've got this happening in Florida, you've got this happening in New York, you've got this in Dearborn, Michigan. What do we do? What do you suggest? Because obviously you are protected by the First Amendment with worship, but at the same time, if you are in church plotting against, plotting the overthrow of our country. Bullcrap.

[Representative Randy Fine]

Well, I think it starts with not letting any more in. And I have colleagues that are bringing forward legislation to end immigration from the places that believe this stuff. That's number one. Number two, we need to deport everyone who is not a citizen, who is here visiting, who believes in this stuff. They don't have the right to be in America. And number three, as it relates to citizens, if they lied to become naturalized, we need to denaturalize and deport 100%.

[Rob Carson]

Donald Trump propose a similar travel ban that was called Islamophobic and all of this stuff. And look where we are now. I guess he was kind of right, wasn't he?

[Representative Randy Fine]

Well, President Trump's always right. And I speech Yesterday where I talked about five different states. I only had five minutes, but five different states since Khomeini was killed, where mainstream Muslim religious leaders in their mosques have stood up and said, we will avenge him. He was our leader. We all want to be martyrs. This is in the United States of America. In California, in Michigan, in Florida. I don't even remember all of the states, but there were five different states where this was going on, and I could have done 50 more. This is a real problem that we need to deal with.

[Rob Carson]

Just retweeted your speech, by the way, and I saw a little bit of it this morning. I didn't get a chance to get all the way through it, but I retweeted out. I want people to see it, because by God in heaven, we got to do something about this. You know, the left is being defeated around the world. Radical Islam is being defeated right now in Iran. You've got Marxism, Communists being defeated around the world, but we have Islam rising. We have Marxism and communism arising in places like Seattle and New York City and Virginia, where I just moved to. It's amazing. We're beating it everywhere else, but we're not beating it here. And I got to tell you, we got to become a unified front on all this, sir.

[Representative Randy Fine]

And we do. And the fact of the matter is, our side of the aisle agrees that this is an issue. But in Virginia, where you just moved, my understanding is there's a bill in the legislature to criminalize criticism of Islam. That is one of their fundamental tenets of the religion. As they gain hold, you cannot even criticize. Here's the issue is simple. Anyone who wants to come to America and practice their religion in peace and privacy should be able to do that again, assuming they come legally. But the fact I'm Jewish, we don't eat pork, but that doesn't mean we want to tell the grocery store they can't sell it. That is the difference when people come here and demand that we change how we live in order to accommodate them. And that's what this group of people is demanding, and it is unacceptable. There are 57 countries where you can live under Sharia. If that's what they want, go live in one of them.

[Rob Carson]

We have a thing called the Constitution is what we are based on. It's what our society, it's what our country is based upon. And we are not going to change it, damn it. We're not going to change it to Sharia. We're not going to change it to Marxism or communism. And. And we'll fight over it. Honestly, it is utterly, utterly ridiculous. The, the overwhelming success thus far of this military move against Iran has I wasn't surprised by it, but it looks like things are going as planned. Donald Trump said, what, four to six weeks? They said they might run out of targets in four weeks. What are your thoughts thus far, sir?

[Representative Randy Fine]

Well, I think it's going great. I mean, look, we're on the move. They're going to run out of missiles. So, you know, you can see based on the volume of attacks every day going down, they only have so much weaponry. What. But we're going to hope soon as the Iranian people rise up and say, hey, we want a government that's going to scream Friend of America, not death to America. A peaceful Western Iran is an unambiguous good for the world.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, Randy Fine, I know you're busy. Can you hold through the break and continue on the other side?

[Representative Randy Fine]

Sure.

[Rob Carson]

More with Randy Fine, the lion of the House of Representatives. He's fantastic. This is the ROB CARSON show.

[Representative Randy Fine]

I rise angry by the stunning disparity between the priorities of the two parties this week. Republicans, number one priority is to reopen the Department of Homeland Security because our homeland is under threat, whereas Democrats, as we'll see this afternoon's number one priority is to stop and protect those who would endanger our homeland.

[Rob Carson]

I started saying this probably 15 years ago that the Democrat Party was intellectually and morally bankrupt. And they've really exposed themselves. They began criticizing and calling the operation in Iraq a failure on Sunday morning. It is utterly ridiculous. And honestly, I think they're doing a death spiral into hell. Representative Randy Fine, Republican from Florida, on the Newsmax hotline. I'm not surprised, but I am. I don't know. They have not celebrated the freedom of the people of Persia. They have not celebrated the success of the military. They have not defended the military. I don't know how we go lower. Randy, what do you think, man?

[Representative Randy Fine]

You know, I've been in Congress now for 11 months, and the sickness on the left has been the worst part about it. I think if Donald Trump heard cancer, they would complain that cancer treatment centers were going out of business. I mean, it is unbelievable. The same people who lost their minds over people in Gaza being died as part of a war that Gaza started are completely silent. Over 40,000 innocent people being mowed down by Muslim clerics in Iran. Just the intellectual bankruptcy of the left is repulsive. And I've simply concluded that they hate America and they hate the west, and that's not a Good thing for our country.

[Rob Carson]

It isn't. But I'm buoyed and I've said this, Randy. This is one of my mantras. I said we have to overwhelm the left with joy and patriotism and let Donald Trump handle the ass kicking. And thus far it's working. You've got a Harvard CAPS poll said we're 50, 50 going to the midterms, which means we're plus 6 or plus 8 as far as I'm concerned. They keep coming up with these polls where Joe, his popularity is 35% when 98% of Republicans right now MAGA Republicans love what he's doing. 93% of all Republicans love what he's doing, which is higher than Barack Obama's approval rating with Democrats through his entire eight years. So I don't believe this nonsense. But they're trying to use polling to bring us down. It's not gonna work. What do you think?

[Representative Randy Fine]

Well, I think we need to do three things. I think, number one, we need to make clear this election, Republicans are fighting for America and Democrats are fighting for foreigners. They've shut the government down three times to protect illegal immigrants. They're trying to stop Donald Trump from fighting Muslim terror in Iran. They don't care about Americans. That's number one. Number two, we need to hammer home the issues of affordability and the things that we are doing and the fact that almost 40% of Americans are benefiting in their Already I heard this from the Secretary of the Treasurer, Scott Besant yesterday. 40% of Americans right now who turned in their tax returns are benefiting from something that we did in the president's working families tax cut last year. And the third thing we need to do is we need to make sure Americans understand the concern they have over Islam. Coming to America will accelerate. If Democrats win, Republicans will protect you from the madamization of America. That's why they need to vote for us.

[Rob Carson]

You know what I said when the Democrats remained seated during the State of the Union address? I said they looked at that and said, hold my beer when it came to criticism or lack of support with regard to our military. And I think that is a major dude. Ray McLean. That is a major mistake when you don't support our men and women in uniform, particularly when they've been called into battle, particularly when we're in the 250th year of our birth, particularly when, you know the military is stronger than ever, getting rid of wokeness and all of this nonsense. They really are on the wrong side of history.

[Representative Randy Fine]

Sir, I'm about to go vote for, like, the third time to reopen the Department of Homeland Security. Part of the Homeland Security. Department of Homeland Security is the Coast Guard. There are Coast Guardsmen in Bahrain right now being shot at by missiles from Muslim terrorists in Iran. And Democrats are perfectly fine with them not being paid with their families at home not having money. Why? Because they're obsessed with foreign invader, illegal immigrants. It is disgusting. And Americans should be as angry as I am, 100%.

[Rob Carson]

A final thought today. What do you think about Kristi Noem being replaced? She's being moved to another position. Mark, Wade Mullen taking over the dhs. What do you think?

[Representative Randy Fine]

Look, look, I trust the President's judgment, absolutely. He thinks after a year in, he needs to make a change at the helm. I support it. I think Senator Mullen's going to do a great job. And all I want is more deportations until every single one has been sent home. There is work to do.

[Rob Carson]

Well, I appreciate what you do and I appreciate you giving them a little, what, fur? I think that's really fantastic, man. I really enjoy watching you Rep. Fine. On Twitter. Where else can find people, find you

[Representative Randy Fine]

and support you, my friend, on all of those platforms? Rep. Fine. On Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, it's the same handle on all the platforms.

[Rob Carson]

All right, you're the man. You're the man. I appreciate you. Thank you. Have a glorious day, sir.

[Representative Randy Fine]

Thanks, pal.

[Rob Carson]

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[Kristi Noem]

I think all lives matter to God. And we're in uncommon times, so we need to have uncommon sense about things like this. Yes, there will be mistakes made.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Kristi Noem]

But I think if Kristi no more up for promotion right now. And she put forward the statistics that zero illegals released into the US for 10 months straight have not crossed. That nearly 3 million aliens have left the United States. That we have the lowest murder rate in 125 years of fentanyl trafficking is down 56% at the border. And daily encounters have gone down 96%. Hang on one second. We need a strong border, especially now with our current global situation. And I believe that you may say you don't want border control and you're against ice, but I actually don't believe you in your daily lives. How many people in the audience here had to go through security to get here? Raise your hand. Just be honest. Otherwise you go to jail, I guess, for illegal trespassing.

[Rob Carson]

Right.

[Kristi Noem]

This is an authorized audience. They had to go through security to get through the border. To get right here to just hear us talk. We need strong borders more than ever right now. We are being inflated.

[Rob Carson]

Renee Good and Alex Freddie were murdered Lot. She owned him. That was spectacular. You know, I was. I was apropos nothing. I love to listen to music and I listen to music all the time. And there was a song that I listened to today and I really listened to the lyrics. It's called Dig down by. By the group called Muse. They're. They're. They're not a rock band, but, you know, they. They're very theatrical in their music and they're very popular. They've been around 20 years and there's a song called Dig down and they have a. Almost like a gospel sounding choir. And if you're going through a difficult time in your life, I think if you listen to the song, it's pretty neat. And I just. I wanted to close the show with it today when Hope and Love has been lost and you fall to the ground. You must find a way. When the darkness descends and you're told it's the end? You must find a way. When God decides to look the other way and God doesn't by the way, and the clown takes their throne. We must find a way. Face the firing squad against the odds, you will find a way. Dig down, Dig down. Dig down and find faith. Whether you're close to the edge with a gun to your head, you must find a way. When your friends are thin on the ground and they try to divide us? We must find a way. We have entered the fray? We will not obey? We must find a way. Dig down and find faith. When they've left you for dead and you can see only red. You must find a way. Dig down, find faith. I thought that was pretty cool. I've heard that song a hundred times and this morning it just, I don't know, popped. It just popped. It's called Dig down by Muse and it spoke to me today. And nothing speaks to me more than music. So I wanted to share that with you today. Dig down, find faith. Because evil is throwing everything at us right now. Satan, the yin, the action, whatever you want to call it, throwing everything at us right now. And right now we are in the midst of it. We're fighting it in Iran, we're fighting it in our country. Dig down, find faith. There you go. Thought it was kind of cool. Way to shut down the show today. My goodness. If you get a chance to get the podcast because dang, it was a good one. It was a good one today. Go to your usual podcast platforms. Rob Carson show. There you go. God bless you. America has founded our troops who are fighting for the freedom of the Persian people and the savior of our country. And tomorrow, until tomorrow, which is by the grace of God. Finally, Friday, do not catch the stupid. I'll see you then. Foreign

[Representative Randy Fine]

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[Kristi Noem]

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