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This is a hump day edition of the Rob Carson show. And I don't know about you, but I'm a little disappointed that I didn't get my bridge and power plant day. I was really looking forward to it last night. I got home, I was getting to get some, you know, popcorn going. I got one of those old, those old timey, you know, popcorn poppers that has the dome over it. I do have one of those. I found it at a garage sale for a couple dollars. It's the best way to make popcorn air popping sucks. Who decided that was a good idea to make popcorn? But anyway, I had the old air, the old, the old dome popcorn popper going there and I was ready to just settle down and watch the bombing and what the heck, then we get some sort of a stupid cease fire, whatever. And of course the media goes absolute, absolutely bonkers. They went all day yesterday. Absolutely bonkers that Donald Trump was going to destroy the Iranian civilization and culture. I hate to tell you this, the Ayatollah did that like 47 years ago. Okay, so honestly, just how about shut up. And now the course they're being and whining about the, the, the ceasefire. I mean, honestly, it is remarkable. We're going to get to all of this on the, on the show, as it, as it goes on. But it's, it's amazing. Donald Trump is playing them like a fiddle, by the way. Just playing them like a fiddle. I thought I would start off with. Sometimes what I like to do with is a little bit of good news. We love to win, by the way. And that includes, by the way, our winning jingle.
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It's lots of winning, lots of winning, lots of winning. Lot winning, lots of winning, lots of winning. It's oh so good. This is crazy. Trump endorsed Clayton Fuller wins the Georgia special election to replace Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is now in the same camp with Tucker Carlson and wow, Alex Jones, coo, coo, coo. I mean, he's always been boo. And I usually don't talk about him because, you know, some of his crazy fans will, you know, start, you know, writing me and stuff or doing weird like that, you know, whatever. But anyway, she's on the same team with those, Those people who forsook Donald Trump on a heartbeat like that, because they don't understand Donald Trump like we do. Okay? They just don't. So last November, President Trump in House, he was withdrawing the support from Marjorie Taylor Greene. He was. He was pulling out, withdrawing my support and endorsement of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene of the great state of Georgia. And the reason being was that it seemed to all begin when I sent her a poll stating that she would have not. She should not run for senator because. Or governor because she was polling at 12%. She has told many people that she's upset that I didn't return her phone calls anymore. Probably not the first time for her, actually. I'm sure there are a lot of guys who are like, I am never calling crazy back, but with 219 congresswomen and men, 53 senators and almost 200 counties and otherwise normal life to lead, I can't take a ranting lunatics call every day. And then what'd she do? She became a ranting lunatic. But, you know, I mean, honestly, this is. This is definitely a bellwether for the midterms. It's definitely a bellwether for the midterms, like Abigail Scamperger being elected in Virginia. Right? And it is a bellwether for the. Oh, yeah, it is big time. Because the MAGA base ain't going nowhere. We love. We love what Donald Trump and our military did in Iran. We love the fact that the Artemis Circle, the moon is on the way back. We love the economy that Donald Trump is building. We love it all. And by the way, in the runoff last night, Clay Fuller beat Sean Harris 55.9% to 44.1%.
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Rob Carson
That's, like, almost as bad as we beat Iran. No, actually, we beat Iran. 99.9 2.01%. Oh, here's the party. I'm gonna get this guy on the radio. Yeah, yeah, it was big. 55.9. 56. That's pretty big. And here comes the winner.
Clayton Fuller
See the results of what we're seeing here today, that President Trump is the most critical factor in our election, and he has made sure that we are going to win. He made sure that he was the ultimate trump card. Now, the Democrat Party poured millions of dollars into this campaign, poured lies into this campaign, but they can't beat Donald Trump.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Clayton Fuller
And they never will.
Rob Carson
Come on.
Clayton Fuller
And I will be on Capitol Hill as a warrior to have his back each and every day.
Rob Carson
There you go. So he's. He's heading to Congress. When I get to D.C. i'll try and get him in the studio and have him on the air, because I think that's pretty darn cool. And guess what? Now, Marjorie Taylor Greene, just a memory. Just a memory. She can just go do crazy. She can go to the gym. She can. She can do that workout where they flip the tractor tires. You ever seen that? You're seeing that. You know, they call it a workout because you go to the gym to replace the work we used to do. That's why they do that. They got these stupid things where you take ropes, two ropes. Go work on a fishing boat, you know, flipping a tractor tire end over end. Go work on a farm. I never thought this. Oh, no, no. Hell, I did that my entire childhood. Okay, I did that. Go throw some bales onto a wagon. There you go. Don't even bother going to Planet Fitness. But anyway, she can go back through her circuit training or whatever she does. Oh, and then, of course, the other news. The. The price of crude oil dropped from well over $100 to about 80 bucks, about $92. Now, Straits of Horror Moose is. Is open and all that, and, you know, we'll see what happens. Oh, here's the other good news. Abigail Scamberger, the insane, crazy cat lady that won the election for governor in the state of Virginia, is now polling lower in the first 80 days than any governor in recent history in the state of Virginia because she's a liar and she is a. And she is a con artist. Last night, she was introduced, and I got to go to the Richmond Flying Squirrels and watch a baseball game down there. Man, it's been a while since I've been to a good minor league ballpark. Minor league ball. There used to be one in Kansas City, the T Bones. And it was fun. And the St. Paul Saints. Used to go to St. Paul Saints. But I need to make it down to see the Richmond Flying Squirrels. Here is Abigail Scamberger being brought on the field to throw the first pitch of all time. So she's throwing the first pitch, and she's the state's first governor. I guess female governor is what I was looking for.
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yeah, baby. That's nice. There you go. Welcome. Welcome to the Flying Squirrel. I want to go see the flying squirrels. I think it's. That's a great. That's a. I mean, not the most intimidating mascot. Flying squirrel, but they're kind of cool. You ever watch the videos of the flying squirrel? It'll be like a pet flying squirrel up on the curtain rod in your living room, and he'll just kind of leap and fly right into your. Into your arms. You know, your, Your, your Shih Tzu isn't going to do that. New, new, new, new, new. Oh, and here's. Here's Jimmy Kimmel. Propagandize and not be funny in front of a fluffed audience that laughs at everything he says.
Ron
So all day to day, everyone, most notably the people of Iran, were wondering if their civilization was going to die tonight. Well, good news, it didn't. It was the Taco Tuesday of all Taco Tuesdays.
Rob Carson
That's funny. It's Taco Tuesday. No, not really. It's just a line not to drop the children. What does Taco Tuesday have to do with dropping moms on Iran for at
Ron
least another two weeks? He announced that at their request of Pakistan, which has been facilitating negotiations, he was giving a.
Rob Carson
Still waiting for a punchline. Go ahead, Ron.
Ron
Two weeks to live. This is how it goes every single time Trump says something insane. He says, I'm going to kill Everybody tomorrow at 5pm we all freak out. And then he back, he's like, you know what? Actually, I'll kill everyone in two weeks.
Rob Carson
Still really not a punchline. Not really a punchline. They're just kind of a. Kind of a, you know, kind of an editorial is what it was. And, and here, here's the thing. For those of you who don't remember everywhere that radical Islam takes control, they destroy the country's heritage, history, culture, and civilization. Okay? Now, you may recall, some of you, if you were alive back when the Ayatollah took over, Iran had a thriving culture where women could go to work and they could dress fashionably and they could show their hair in public without being jailed, beaten, or murdered, okay? And the men would actually marry the wives, and they would have an equal marriage rather than being subjugated or enslaved by that. Now, when was the last stinking time that you heard anything about the Persian culture or any of the other cultures that exist in Iran since the Ayatollah took over? Not one freaking bit. Not one bit about the Persians, not one bit about their history. You may recall when they go into different countries, they blow up statues carved in stone that exist existed in thousands of years. They tear down statues, they go into museums and they wreck them. Okay, so Donald Trump was not going to destroy Iran's culture and heritage that's already been destroyed by the Ayatollah. What Donald Trump is there to do is to wipe those people out who did such a thing to Iran and bring back the Iranian culture. No one else is saying this. No one else on broadcast media is saying this. The Ayatollah destroyed Iran's civilization and culture. There's nothing from pre Ayatollah that exists. There are no giant scientific breakthroughs, there's no music breakthroughs. There's nothing but terror and violence. That is all that exists in Iranian culture now. The women wear hijabs, they can't show their hair. They can't be in public with a man who's not married to them. They can't have a job, they can't be educated. And the Ayatollah is control. You can't go to church, you can't go to a Catholic church, you can't go to a Christian church. Certainly, certainly you're not going to be going to see a Jewish service, okay? It's not going to happen. It's not going to happen in Iran. So honestly, this fear that Donald Trump was going to destroy Iranian culture and civilization is just so off the mark, so bloody off the mark. And I hate to tell you this, I don't know if you knew this and maybe it's because you haven't been around 10 years. Donald, like Donald Trump likes to talk smack like a prize fighter. Okay? You ever seen a weigh in before a major fight, whether it be MMA or boxing, they're in their faces and they say stuff to each other to egg them on. Donald Trump, when he said praise Allah was making fun of Islamists, not Islam. He was making fun of the people in charge of that country who have ruled as an Islamic state. Okay? That's what he was doing, all right? And that's what makes him so good at what he does. And that's why the ceasefire happened last night. Now, I've got a lot of audio coming up. A lot of. Actually one of the networks, two networks actually get it with Donald Trump and how he, how he communicates and everything and negotiates, of course, Newsmax and GB News in Great Britain, for goodness sake. All of that is coming up. Here's a number, 800-922-6680. This is the Rob Carson Show. This fall, you're invited to experience Washington, D.C. in a truly unforgettable way with me, Rob Carson and other Newsmax listeners. Imagine strolling through our nation's capital as America celebrates 250 years and seeing history come alive with an expert guide. Together, we'll tour the White House Visitor center, step into the halls of democracy with a guided tour of the U.S. capitol building, visit Arlington National Cemetery and the Changing of the Guard, stand in awe before the towering figure of President Abraham Lincoln, and take in the beauty of DC's legendary memorials with a special nighttime illumination tour. Our adventure includes premium hotel accommodations for four nights in the heart of D.C. in addition to six meals, ground transportation, guides and gratuities. Space is limited, so don't wait. Visit travelwithrob.net to book your DC getaway today or give our friends at Cruise and Tour a call at 800-383-3131. That's 800-383-3131 or travelwithrob.net
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Commentator 1
I've said a lot of people more wise than me have also said it. Take him seriously, but not literally. When he says that a civilization will die tonight, he's talking as a deal maker, not a politician. Because when you're dealing with a religious theocracy that thinks nothing of slaying its own people, you have to speak in a language that they understand. He's putting a line in the sand for the Iranian regime because he is losing patience. And quite right, too.
Rob Carson
Yeah, yeah. Certainly a civilization and a culture that would ask children to hold hands around a power plant or on a bridge to keep it from getting bombed. That's sane. That's, that's completely cool. You know, a really government that believes in a Caliphate and the 12th Imam will come and, and sweep everybody into hell who doesn't believe in Allah and all of that stuff and enslaves women and stuff and believes if they murder themselves, they kill themselves and kill a lot of innocents and they'll go to heaven or wherever the hell and get rewarded with a bunch of virgins. That's saying Donald Trump is nuts. I mean, whoo. Donald Trump is nuts. Here is General Jack Keane talking about Donald Trump's use of language. And by the way, it freaked out the left, but it intimidated the hell out of the what's left of who's in charge of Iran. It freaked the hell out of them. That's why they sent the children and the students at Gunpoint to circle of power plants and bridges. Because yesterday was supposed to be power plant and bridge day. Again, I'm a little disappointed.
General Jack Keane
He uses rich and colorful language, and he uses it as leverage.
Rob Carson
He talks like a pro wrestler. You remember, remember when mean Gene Okerland would stand there and Randy said, come in and you talk about, I'm gonna rip your head off and I'm gonna crap down your throat like that.
General Jack Keane
That's Donald Trump in negotiations. And I think a lot of that was at play here.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
General Jack Keane
And duh. It doesn't mean for a minute that he's not going to use maximum military force to crush this regime. He solely intended.
Rob Carson
He just gave him a little breather. Just give him a little. Go to your corner there. Have, you know, whoever splash a little water with a sponge on your head, you know, seal up that wound on the face, all of those multiple wounds on what's left of your face, actually, to do that.
General Jack Keane
And he had plenty of options to do. But the rich and colorful language, I think it was part of all of the leverage he was trying to achieve. And people take a literal interpretation.
Rob Carson
And it pretty much achieved it, didn't it?
General Jack Keane
You know, some of that it did, really, for political reasons. I think I saw it for what it is. I saw it as the president's language as leverage in dealing with the Iranians.
Rob Carson
Yeah. That's what you kind of do.
General Jack Keane
And that's all.
Rob Carson
That's what he does. You know, you got to talk smack. You got to talk smack. You got to be able to back it up. You know that haka dance they do in New Zealand, you know, when they go out there and they're facing their opponents, they do. They stick their tongues out and they. I love that, dude. I want to do that. Somebody said, you can't do that. It's cultural privilege appropriation. Oh, really? Then in New Zealanders can't wear cowboy hats. Shut up. Of course they can. Of course we can do the haka dance. Love the haka dance. But that's what Donald Trump did yesterday. Did the haka dance in the Ayatollah. Well, what's left of the Ayatollah? Actually, there's not much left of the Ayatollah. There's a. There's a new. There's a new story out there. The ayatollah is no longer in charge because he's pretty much out of commission. I'll get that. Oh, yeah, no, no, no, I'll get that. I'll get that. But he's, you know, Whatever. That person, the gay one, the cardboard ayatollah, he's no longer in charge. They've said that officially. And I want to know what kind of person. Honestly, Donald Trump, he's clearly crazy because to call for just the destruction of Iran, it was a little bit much because, you know, honestly, there was no. There was no crisis. There was no. There was no real threat or anything.
Unnamed Political Commentator
I want the Iranians to know that if I'm the president, we will attack Iran, whatever stage of development they might be in their nuclear weapons program in the next 10 years, during which they might.
Rob Carson
That sounds like Hillary Clinton foolishly consider
Unnamed Political Commentator
launching an attack on Israel. We would be able to totally obliterate them. That's a terrible thing to say, but those people who run Iran need to
Rob Carson
understand she's talking about destroying the Iranian
Unnamed Political Commentator
civilization and culture because that perhaps will deter them from doing something that would be reckless, foolish, and tragic.
Rob Carson
Yeah, that would be. Just as my friend Chris Platt likes to say, if liberals didn't have double standards, they'd have no standards at all. That's one of his great sayings. Chris does that kind of stuff. He's fun. Tucker Carlson did she. Old Tucker Carlson yesterday, he was like an angry school mom. He's like, I can't believe. I mean, he literally sounded like. Like Elizabeth Warren. He's like, I can't believe Donald Trump would use the F bomb on. On Easter morning. Really? Okay, did somebody tell my dad when he said, where did you hide those effing eggs? Because I could smell them all over the place. But Tucker Carlson, I. Tucker Carlson is just honest. I used. I paid for his podcast for all. What the hell was I thinking? On. On Spotify, I was paying for his dang podcast. And now it's like, what? But he was all, oh, I can't believe he used the F bomb on Easter morning. Oh, Donald Trump is all this. He's such. Boy, he's such a. He's such a fop. My God. Decker Carlson, blue blood frat boy. One of those guys who wore a jacket to school, you know, with the emblazone on it, like Hogwarts Academy. Here's old Tucker when he was employed by Fox a few years ago. Tucker, aren't we the only country allowed to make preemptive strikes? Who the hell does Iran think it is?
Unnamed Conservative Commentator
Actually, I know you're sort of kidding, but I agree with that. I think we are the only.
Rob Carson
No, I'm not kidding at all.
Unnamed Conservative Commentator
Rather, we are. That's absolutely right. The only country with the moral authority sufficient to do that. The only country that doesn't seek hegemony in the world.
Rob Carson
Hegemony.
Unnamed Conservative Commentator
I do think, I'm sure I'm a lone voice in saying this, I think Iran deserves to be annihilated. I think they're lunatics. I think they're evil. I do think we ought to assess what would happen to the price of energy. We're going to do that. I don't think that's a small factor. Could Tank our economy.
Rob Carson
Wow, that is just crazy. You know, I'm trying to figure out how people who can become iconic in the conservative movement or, you know, gather so many followers, etcetera, and then abandon those principles so bloody quickly. Somebody says, what is hegemony? He's the little cricket that was good friends with Pinocchio. That's hegemony, by the way. Yeah, by the way. Also, we're doing a trip. I'm in a good mood today. What can I say? I'm always in a good mood. October 25th through the 29th. You are a dream come true. Come and spend those days with me in Washington, D.C. it's the ultimate tour. We're going to tour the White House Visitor center. We're going to go through the U.S. capitol, visit Arlington National Cemetery chain stand in awe of the towering figure, Abraham Lincoln. You know that statue of. I never get tired of it. It's amazing. And there's a museum under there and a little gift shop, too. We might even go down there. Might even go down there. Go over to the Washington Monument, go to the war memorials, go to the Mall. I'm not talking about the one with the Sbarro in the, in the, in the food court. I'm talking about the National Mall with all the museums. We're going to breathe it in. I will make sure you get the best trip to Washington, D.C. you could possibly get. Go to travelwithrob.net, travelwithrob.net, it's this fall, our 250th anniversary. Things are only getting better for this president and the country and the world. 8003-8331-3180-0383-3131 or travelwithrob.net do that now, if you would. Much more on the other side of the break about the, the ceasefire and how Donald Trump played the ayatollah and the media like a fiddle from hell. Don't go anywhere. Hey, guys, it's Carson. I just got a ghost bed. Yeah, pay attention here because I've been Sleeping on a foam mattress since I moved to the Washington D.C. area, which is like sleeping on the sponge in your sink. Ghostbed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not looks, not fluff. Your body should be healing while you sleep, not fighting for comfort. I have been sleeping past seven in the morning on my ghost bed. It's unbelievable. If you wake up stiff, you toss and turn. If you sleep hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different. That's not aging, it's your mattress talking. Another great thing I love about Ghostbed. You get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, you can send it back. Risk Ghostbed is offering my audience their lowest prices of the season plus an extra 10% off. Go to Ghostbed.com Carson use promo code Carson. That's Ghostbed.com Carson promo code Carson. You are going to love your new ghost bed.
General Jack Keane
A whole civilization will die tonight. We've never heard Vladimir Putin say that.
Rob Carson
Does that guy just talk in slow motion or what? Never even heard Kim Jong Un say that the President of the United States has gone into threatening to wipe out a 5,000-year-old civilization? No, the ayatollah did that 47 years ago. One of the great civilizations on the planet. Why don't we know anything about it now? All we know of when we think of Iran is a bunch of women wearing hijabs and a bunch of guys with white.
Unnamed Conservative Commentator
There's no way that he can do what he says he's going to do, which is to bomb every single civilian target in the theater. Oh yeah, and in Iran would be the commitment of a great war crime. And it's not. I mean, I'm old enough to remember the Nuremberg trials and how we've held your God accountable after what the atrocities they committed during World War.
Rob Carson
They're comparing the Democrat Party, who, by the way, on day one of Operation Epic Fury said that it was a disaster and said it was a quagmire. And it said nothing positive about the most overwhelming military victory. Domination of a proxy of terror. No, the mother. The center of the web of terror that has struck terror around the world at least 50,000 times, left a body count like you wouldn't believe. Killed so many Americans it's not even funny. And also like it ever was. Also, of course, sent a lot of them home with gigantic injuries to their bodies because of their IEDs in places like Afghanistan. All of this, okay, all of this. Donald Trump ended that. And if he's truly insane, if he's truly out of his mind, like everybody's saying, 25th Amendment, why did he not bomb them last night? No, no, I mean he's insane. He said those things yesterday and clearly he's insane. Why didn't he do it? If it's insane and he said he was going to do it and he was going to wipe their civilization, their culture off the map, why didn't he do it?
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We need to be demanding that Congress convene today and we need to be invoking the 25th Amendment.
Rob Carson
This is a very dangerous moment. No, it's not a very dangerous president. We have someone who's completely unfit. You've been saying this for 10 freaking years.
Clayton Fuller
For office right now, sitting in the White House.
Rob Carson
We should stop an out of control president who is causing such harm. That's not Cory Booker. The American people, Cory Booker.
Rob Carson Show Announcer
We have a completely unhinged president who
Rob Carson
is threatening massive war crimes. Yeah. Completely unhinged president who made NASA relative again. Shut down the southern border, brought $18 trillion in manufacturing, much in new Americ. Eight peace deals around the world, including one between Pakistan and India, which could have resulted in a nuclear holocaust. You know what a drill, baby, drill. I could go on and on. The Joe Biden pooped his pants in the morning, went back to bed, and then on Wednesday went to Rehoboth to spend the rest of the week. 40% of his time was on vacation when he wasn't stumbling around on stage shaking hands with people who weren't there. Honestly. Shut up. I am told the great Deplorabella is on the Newsmax hotline. Haven't heard from her a while. A glorious Wednesday to you, Deplorabella.
Deplorabella
Well, thank you, Rob. I'm going to begin by saying as a caveat, that Donald Trump has access to far more intelligence than I do his own and what he gets from his staff. And so I will not be surprised if he is simply playing four level chess with these people and will come out with what I want. But here are my concerns. The same Democrats who yelled and screamed about Epstein have no problem with the Islamist law in Iran, which says you're going to love this. Women can marry the age of girls nine years old. And if an Iranian man should choose to violate such a girl, he has no need to make her one of his four wives. So these misogynists, these tribal, predatory, horrible savages have access to as many young girls as they would like, they are once again calling 12 year old boys into their military. And you will recall when they were fighting Iraq and that war should have gone on forever, they killed more than a million people. They used 12 year old boys in the front lines so that they could be the victims of mines or IUDs or anything else that might.
Rob Carson
Hitler did that too, by the way. Yeah, go ahead.
Deplorabella
Yeah, of course. They're wonderful. They have no idea that even now they are hanging their young athletes and most capable students. They're calling upon mothers and fathers to bring their children out, chain them to the infrastructure so that it will look like Trump is doing something terrible if he hits them. They have been bombing Israel every single day. Israelis are living in bomb shelters. And they, they agreed with Trump that they would not do anything to Iran. But shouldn't that go two ways? Also one of the points of this deal, the ceasefire, which is nothing but a hadna, a short lived truce called upon in the Koran to permit your people to regroup, you know, reconstitute and prepare to win the war. It's not anything aimed at peace, but in any event, many, they are doing awful things. They are now insisting that the Hezbollah ability of Israel to deal with them is not part of this arrangement and they cannot touch Hezbollah. So Israel, once again, after years of shelling by Hezbollah, after the displacement of people living in their northern cities, and that includes Kurds and some other people as well, the Druze, who are very pro Israel, they are not to do anything to Hezbollah, which was supposed to have been disarmed by the Lebanese government, another feckless Middle Eastern establishment. We have Pakistan and Turkey and Qatar overseeing these negotiations. They are the Sunni version of the Iranian Shias. And these Democrats, these lying fools who never did anything about the 25th Amendment when it came to the cadaver in chief, all of sudden they're backing the caliphate in chief who is also brain dead. This is not a regime change. We have simply gone to other levels of people who share this same warped apocalyptic Armageddon like End of Days. Kill off the Christians and Jews and if we have to die too, it's all worth it. These lunatics, they cannot ever be believed. They have have already said that they'll open Hormuz, but certain ships will not be allowed to go through. They'll decide that. Well, they're not technically able to go. It's very interesting, Rob that the islands in the straits. First of all, we should take Kharg and use their oil to pay for the cost of this war to liberate the world from these savages. But the other islands, apparently Iran, seized from the Gulf states. So what I would do if I were Trump and thank God for the nation, I'm not. But just the suggestion would be, I would offer to return these islands to the Gulf states that originally claimed them based on two things. One, the legitimacy of their prior claims, and two, their willingness to sign up for the Abraham Accords, because that is the only chance we have of establishing stability, peace and prosperity in the Middle East.
Rob Carson
All right, we've got it. Deployable. Great points. I'm with you 1 billion percent. There cannot be one hint of the. The Ayatollah or the radical Islamic regime in charge. That's just it. And I'm hoping that they f around and find out. To be quite honest, I really was hoping nobody. I was, I was, girl, I was. I was at my popcorn, ready to go for bridges and power plants, that I was ready to go. So, not, not happy about this. But I don't think if, I mean, if they effing around and find out, it's going to be all over. A lot of people think that's going to happen. So listen, bless you, girl. Good to hear from you, by the way. Go to Substack Deplorabella. She is a genius. Also a genius speaker. I'm going to be in Baltimore at the end of the summer for the big Freedom Fest for wcbm. I hope to have you on stage again so you can completely upstage me like you did last time.
Deplorabella
Hardly, hardly.
Rob Carson
All right.
Deplorabella
I want to hear you sing. It'll be great.
Rob Carson
All right. God bless you, girl. We'll talk. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Oh, I'm always up for a little Metallica. It's the Rob Carson Show. It's Wednesday. There's a ceasefire, a fragile ceasefire between Iran and Israel. And in the United States, Iran's new supreme leader Mohameney, reportedly unconscious, being treated for severe medical condition. It's called cardboarditis. Flatitis is what he's got. Flatitis. It's. Cardboarditis is bad. And when you add the flatitis, it's even worse. It's terrible, terrible, terrible stuff. Multiple international reports now indicate that Iran's newly installed and fabulous supreme leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, his unconscious suffering from a severe medical condition. They're thinking about having him recycled. That might help. He can only be recycled one time, though. Incapacitated, receiving medical treatment in the holy city of calm, according to an intelligence agent, which suggests that he's not capable of running the country. There you go. But he's certainly more sane than Donald Trump. Oh, my God, you people are so stupid now, you guys, I'm talking about the Democrats and the left. The United States will be hanging around in the Strait of Hormuz to make sure everything goes well as the strategic waterway opens up following the declaration of a Middle Eastern sea fire. This according to Breitbart. President Donald Trump announced on Wednesday. Everyone has had enough of war. It's time for peace. US President Trump declared overnight. And Iran pledged to observe an 11th hour temporary cease fire. The cease fire announcement surfaced about an hour before Trump's two Tuesday deadline for Iran to reopen the straits for moves or see its civilization destroyed in a hail of bombs, which I was hoping to see. But gosh darn it, when I said they end up watching. Had to watch some pro wrestling. I don't even know what the hell I watched last night. The United States from Donald Trump on Truth Social, which, by the way, I have almost 2 million followers on Truth Social. What the what? What the what? Rob Carson show on truth social. Almost 2 million people crazy. I think you guys are crazier than Donald Trump. The United States will work closely with Iran, we have determined has gone through what will be a very productive regime change. He knows a few things you don't. There will be no enrichment of uranium and uranium. And the United States working with Iran dig up and remove all the deadly buried nuclear dust. It is now and has been under very exacting satellite surveillance with Space Force. Nothing has been touched from the date of the attack. We are and will be tariff and sanctioning relief with Iran. Many of the 15 points have already been agreed to. There you go. Donald Trump is also talking about rebuilding and in Iran and a lot of people gonna make some money. So here he is. He's the, he's the real estate developer. I'm gonna trust his judgment because he's never let us down before. He always, by the way, he always does what he says. And he told Iran, don't, don't f around. And, and I guess they did right
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towards a ren that the nukes must end. My deadline for them I won't extend. Now they run around the plot attack no one had the ayatollah's back f around and find out. They effed around and found out.
Rob Carson
Yeah, they did.
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The ayatollah found out. I mean business and I'll get my way against us. They Were plotting. And look at what they've gotten.
Rob Carson
Yeah. Kaboom.
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F around and find out their leadership. It will exist no more. You better surrender or you are through. Listen up, Malu. I am warning you, 49 leaders, you've already lost much more. You'll continue at a heavy cost. Eff around and find out. Stick around and find out. Screw around and find out. Epic fury's gonna do. Do you and. Yeah, they did.
Rob Carson
We did, we did, we did. This is Aaron Cohn, former Israeli special ops, talking about Donald Trump's tragedy strategy, which you saw on display when he said on Easter morning that he was going to destroy Iran's culture and civilization. Okay, There's a reason why he did that, Larry.
Larry
I think that Trump should be teaching a masterclass right now on how to manipulate manipulators, because that's exactly what he's doing to Iran. And the only thing worse, Larry, than getting killed by the US And Israel in this incredible, many powerful coalition, this counterterrorism force is what I call it, is the fear of getting killed by Israel in the US So to your point, look, here's why I'm that what you're watching right now is controlled pressure. This is the psyop. It's never been done before in the history of warfare outside of espionage. And Trump negotiating from a position of total dominance. And everything you're seeing right now, the statements, every rejection keeps going back and forth. The deadline, but not the deadline. This is part of the coordinated strategy, in my opinion, based on what I'm seeing, to just break Iran, Larry, at the negotiation. So Iran's proposal not being good enough, we can hit that. When he says to the Iranian, the proposal isn't good enough, that's leverage. That's the only thing that these mullahs understand. So Iran putting proposals forward, Larry, tells me everything I need to understand.
Rob Carson
Yeah, 100%. And by the way, also Donald Trump saying that caused them to freak the hell out. There was a sound of 900,000 collective bowel movements in their pants, the IRCG on Sunday, Easter Sunday, when they went, wow, this guy's little nuts. He's not nuts. If he was nuts, he'd go, oh, look, there are children surrounding the power plant. Let's bomb the power plant. Oh, you people are just so nuts. This is Paul Dudridge on GB News, which is, by the way, the newsmax of Great Britain.
Paul Dudridge
I'm, I'm enjoying all the comments from Donald Trump. Frankly, I can't believe some of the way that this, this war is being reported in the uk but did you
Rob Carson
see how Megan Kelly just freaked out? I'm sick of this blip, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm sick of it. Why? You don't get it. You don't get it. If you spent half as much time thinking about Donald Trump, his pathos, how he does business and less time on your makeup. Oh, did you say that? Yes, I did. If you just, just thought about Donald Trump, if you are a Donald Trump supporter who went through, suffered through the slings and arrows that he went through, in many cases, censorship and whatnot, ostracization from our families and whatnot, then you would know why Donald Trump does what he does. And when he said that on Sunday morning, did we go gasp a little bit and then went, okay, I got it. Take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show
Paul Dudridge
and you know, and American media as well, to a great extent. It's, it's like they would like the IRGC to be switching on the lights at Regent street by the sound of it. It's like everybody hates Israel and the US apparently, but they're the only bodies actually trying to take out the world's largest state sponsor of terrorism because they have this bottleneck, this straight to four moves that they can control. We're supposed to tolerate it just on the proviso. They're allowed to blow up a few school buses and a few, they're allowed to take out teenagers and fund teenagers being slaughtered at music festivals as long as we get our goods and shipping through. And Trump is the villain for actually trying to stop this.
Rob Carson
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Episode: Popcorn Dreams Delayed: Rob’s Bridge & Power Plant Day Gets Ceasefired
Date: April 8, 2026
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax Podcasts)
This episode of the Rob Carson Show dives into the latest political drama surrounding Donald Trump’s approach to the Iranian crisis, focusing on the dramatic climbdown from imminent military strikes after a last-minute ceasefire was announced. Rob explores how President Trump’s rhetoric and negotiation tactics have shaken both the media and international adversaries, critiques the reactions of mainstream commentators, and highlights key recent political victories for the MAGA base. With his trademark humor, cultural asides, and guest insights, Rob frames U.S.-Iran tensions as both a media spectacle and a decisive moment for American politics.
In this episode, Rob Carson blends satire and sharp political commentary to dissect the latest U.S.-Iran standoff, defend Trump’s combative style as shrewd statecraft, and celebrate recent wins for Trump-aligned candidates. With colorful analogies, musical parodies, and passionate callers, the show critiques media panic, spotlights ongoing threats from Iran’s regime, and insists that Trump’s unpredictability is, if nothing else, both deeply intentional and effective.