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In America on air and on the World Wide Web. This is the Rob Carson Show. This is the Rob Carson Show. It is what? It's already Wednesday. I've got some audio today. I don't know what the deal is, somebody who's messing with my board or something overnight. But anyway, I am here. I hope it sounds good. If not, I'm sure I'll hear him from, from my producer Michelle, listening in the year there if everything sounds fine. But it is sounding a little, a little off kilter here. You know, maybe it's just my brain. Does it sound good? Michelle, I can't hear you. It sounds good there. Okay, good, good, good. Well, that's all I wanted to hear because by gosh, we're here to do a show that entertains and informs you. And my goodness, we've got a lot of stuff to get through today. A lot of stuff today, including, I don't know if you knew this, but Joe Biden and Hunter Biden are super corrupt and got all sorts of money from Ukraine and there's a real good chance that he started the Russia war with Ukraine to distract from his family's corruption. There's a real good chance that happened and there are a lot of things that are falling in place that make a lot of sense. Really do. I was watching Greg Kelly Last night on Newsmax, and he was really going off on the Russia, Ukraine thing with Joe Biden and Hunter Biden and the. Hunter Biden working for the Ukrainian gas company. And. And I was like, why is Greg opening the show with this when everybody else is talking about, you know, the shutdown or. Or the FBI being weaponized against conservatives and all that? And then I was listening. I'm like, oh, my God. Wow. Greg Kelly does it again, by the way. So we're gonna get to that on the show. And of course, everything that you and I knew was happening is coming true. Everything that they called disinformation and misin information was absolutely true. They covered up for the profound, corrupt corruption of Joe Frickin Biden and his miserable family. He is the most corrupt president in the history of our country, One of the most corrupt world leaders ever. Where is he now, by the way? He is the most popular man ever. He got to 81 million votes in 2020. He did. He got 81 million votes. And it's really weird because he was so popular. And right after he got into office, he started doing these live streams on YouTube and there were under a thousand people watching, even though 81 million people voted for him. It's just crazy. And then. And then he dropped out because, you know, he wanted to. You know, he felt like he needed to move aside for Kamala Harris or New Generation or maybe he just had dementia so. So badly that he couldn't do anything. And you kind of wonder where he is the last few days, because if I'm not mistaken, by now, he. He should have been nine months into his second term. And the last time I checked, he could barely even talk. So how in the hell would he be able to do a second term? Oh, yeah, maybe they just lied about everything. That's why I said, I don't know. About four years ago, there was no way that he would ever run a second term. There's no way, because his brain is gone. Duh. Oh, my God. It's just. It's so thoroughly frustrating. But the positive is, you get it. Everybody gets it. Everybody understands. What an incredible snow job. How much we became like the Soviet Union because of the people in charge. And the only way we could survive another 250 years is a baptism by fire. When I say that, I mean fire people. Fire people en masse, then indict people, then put them on trial, then put them in prison. It has to happen. And guess what, Democrats? We are only nine months into this thing, and there's A whole lot more to go. And you're going to get such a colonoscopy. You have no idea. You have no idea how big and ugly this thing is going to get. And we're not going to use any anesthesia. We're going to make it as painful as possible. Oh, by the way, a country singer, Zach Bryan, said that his anti ice message in his song Bad News is being misconstrued because, you know, doing a song like this is kind of like a country music star trading in his pickup truck for a Prius. Or in the case of Katie Lang, dissing the beef producers of America and going vegan, or even the Dixie Chicks just being complete leftist morons and talking about America badly on foreign soil. It's kind of stupid crap that you do. So Zach Bryan, he wrote this song called Bad News. You tell me if this is anti ice or not. And ice is gonna come bust down your door Try to build a house no one builds no more because that's like, the work that Americans won't do, even though we'll all do it, you know, because we do. Here, let me do it. A country music thing. The knives are gonna come down bust your door Try to build a house no one builds no more But I got a telephone Kids are all scared all the time the boss stopped bumping the rock stopped rolling the middle figures rising and it won't stop showing I got some bad news the fading of the red, white and blue. There you go. Yeah, and I like country music, too, but this guy doesn't deserve anything positive. The fading of the red, white and blue so ice is going to come bust down your door Try to get a house no one builds no more. So basically saying that, you know, Americans won't build houses, I guess, but I got a telephone. Kids are scared all the time. So he's saying that, you know, kids are all terrified that dad's going to get. Get removed because illegally, the boss stopped bumping, the rock stops rolling, whatever the hell that means. The middle fingers rising and it won't stop showing what the. Really, really? Zacky, you know what? This is what happens when you got a guy named Zach in country music. I mean, really, how country is the. Is the name Zach? Zach's that millennial name that everybody started naming their kids when they were born in about 191 93. You know, let's call him Zach. There you go. Fading of the red, white and blue. Honestly, Zach, we don't believe you. Now you're getting completely hosed, and people are mad you don't do this to the country music audience because I don't know if you knew this. The country music audience really loves America, so there's that. Yeah, they really love America. And we started ripping on America and ripping on ice while everybody else is causing. While the left is causing ice, Nazis and Hitler. You might want to lay off, because country music listeners also love our police, love our border patrol. Like to have the border shut down. I mean, all you got to do is just look at the MAGA platform, Zach, and you could, you could sell records, but honestly, you're. You're a buffoon, and your name is Zach. Yeah. I bet you're. I don't know, what's your middle name? Is it Lindsay or something? What? What is it? I don't even know if you got a pickup truck. You know, I, I. You know, one thing I hate, I like country music that's authentic. When I was a kid, my mom and dad, we used to go, and they would go, we call Honky Tonkin, and we get in the old Ram Charger and the three kids get in the back, and we go to the Crescent Inn in Crescent, Iowa, and, And we'd. We'd go order a Red Baron pizza, and mom and dad would drink some beer, and then we'd listen to, like, Willie Nelson and Whaling Jennings and all of that stuff, you know, and, and that was country music. And now you've got my generation brought around Shania Twain, which is just, I mean, God awful. You kidding me? And Garth Brooks is okay, but he's kind of a poser. You know, he was a bouncer in Oklahoma City or something, or in whatever. And then we got the younger generation coming in, and they're actually trying to save country music from the posers that kind of took over. I don't know what Zach Bryan is all about, but, Zach, I don't know. I don't know what your roots are, but clearly they're not. They're not pro police and pro American. Oh, I got something I want to start with here. This is kind of funny. I have two jokes that I want to start with today, because they were quite funny yesterday. The President of the United States, Donald Trump, who is a really smart man, a brilliant man. His, his press conferences are always good. He always has. He's very jov. Joe Biden, if you didn't know, has dementia real bad. And he could barely speak at all, okay? Could barely speak at all. And everybody tried to cover it up, including Jake Tapper, who did until he, you know, had the debate and he tried to cover it up then. And then everybody saw he had dementia. And then to save ass and make money, Jake Tapper wrote a book about, hey, man, I didn't know he had dementia. Okay, so there's that. So Joe Biden had dementia, was absolute miserable president, one of the most corrupt in the history of the world. And now we got Donald Trump. And Donald Trump's hanging there with the, the Prime Minister of Canada, old Jay Carney. And here's Donald Trump's joke of the day.