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Seb Gorka, I've seen him before, but I didn't officially meet him. Let's see. Byron York. Hillary. Anyway, a lot of people met a lot of people fordwich Hillary Ford, which I don't know why I drew a blank on her name. She's fantastic, by the way. Fantastic person. Hillary Ford, which I've seen on television many times. I followed her for years, not like a stalker and, and I met her and, and I just kind of expected, you know, the typical, oh, yes, thank you so much. We said it was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're Rob Carson. I listen to you. No, she's got an English accent. I listen to your show all the time. You know, sometimes when I'm feeling down, I watch your television show on the 10 day and you're quite funny. It was kind of like that. But she's not, you know, that up any. But she's a really cool person. She's a very, very cool person. I met Caroline Levitt. Caroline Levitt was so funny because we used to have Caroline Levitt on when she was running for office and she was 25 years old and, and she walks in with this entourage and I can see little Caroline Levitt. She's probably five, four, maybe, maybe a little taller. And she's walking in and she looks up and I go to, you know, look at her and she looks at me in the face and it's kind of like nothing Nothing. Nothing. And all of a sudden, eyes up, Rob Carson. That's what it was. It was kind of close. She gave me a hug. We didn't even do the handshake. She gave me a hug. It was so cool. I know. I know. I'm living the frigging dream. Can you believe I'm living this dream? I can't believe I'm dreaming this. And then yesterday I went to the White House and I go into the. The press corps area, and I went in there and. And stood at the. Where. Where Caroline Levitt stands. Thank you very much. Where she stands and got my picture taken. You can look on my social media, if you would. It's kind of cool. And then I did a couple silly videos. You know what? Cause that's what I do. That's what I do. I don't think Washington, D.C. is ready for me. And I. And I gotta tell you, we're gonna do. We're gonna have some fun here. That's the most important thing, you know, we're gonna. I'm gonna take you places because we went through. We've been through so much together. We've been through all the bull crap, all the attacks, all the nonsense, and now we're entering this glorious new age, and the battle's not over. But. But I'm here, and you're here with me. You really. I really feel like you're here with me, and I want you to feel like you are. So I'm gonna take you backstage and I'm gonna show you stuff. Like. Like if you see the. At the. At the. I'm gonna. I haven't posted it on all of my social media, but I went into the kitchen in the galley, in the press room. Nobody's ever seen that. And. And, you know, got stubbed by a woman who was, you know, liberal media member. Probably knew I was from Newsmax or something. And, you know, kind of like, oh, look, yeah, despicable conservative. But, you know, it's cool. It's just. It's amazing. You know what? Monday. I've been invited to dinner Monday with some really big members of the. The Israel Knesset. Gonna hang out and have dinner with one of the most powerful people in Israel on Monday. I know. I'm glad. I went to Men's Warehouse last week and bought a suit. That's all I gotta say. I'm glad I got a suit. I spent more on a suit than I've ever spent on a suit. I got his credit card now, and I can earn airline miles. I've got, well, I don't even know how to use airline miles. How do you. I got 150,000 airline miles, right? So I'm racking up all these airline miles, and, and so I, you know, when I travel and whatever, and I, you put it on a credit card. I, I, I, I spent over $100 on a pair of shoes. Now, I know you're thinking, oh, God, Rob, I don't spend a hundred dollars on shoes. I don't spend $100 on shoes. You know, the, the most expensive pair of shoes I bought was probably in the 90s when I bought my first pair of Dr. Martens. And they were like $95 then. So I bought, like, $150 for a pair of shoes, you know, but I wanted to, I wanted to look good. I want to look good. And if you see the pictures online, I think you're gonna go, you know, I'm trying to lose a little bit of weight. You know, I got out of control with the, you know, the move and everything. I was kind of, you know, eating more than I should because, you know, that's, that's comfort, right? When you're going through tumultuous times. So. Going to tighten it up. Going to tighten it up. You know, still, you know, still wear a 52 jacket, 38 waist, not bad. Need to be a 36. Yeah. So, you know, you know, I just, and this is, I've never. Listen, every dime that I've had for the last 25 years has gone to my wife and kids. That's it. I've always taken one for the team. That's just the way it is. And, you know, I don't want to sound like a cliche, but it's kind of weird to be at this stage of my life where all of a sudden, you know, I can, I can kind of live for me a little bit. It's weird. It is weird. I know a lot of women when they're in marriages, they live for their husbands, and they give up all of this and all that and all that, you know, Dookie bear says, holy Moses. That's two weeks of groceries. Listen, I'm not an elite or anything. I don't make a lot of money, okay? I got, I got my first new car in 20 years with my Bronco, and I'm gonna keep them for the rest of my life. So I just did it. I just bought the expensive shoes. So give me a break. Can I have a break on this one? Dookie Bear? I still shop at Walmart Yeah, I've been living here two weeks. I knew I knew how to get without GPS to three Walmarts within, you know, within the these radius of where I live. So, you know, I haven't changed. I haven't changed. I just, I'm like, you know, I remember that movie Pretty Woman. I'm like, except for, you know, I'm not a prostitute and I didn't have somebody else paying for it. But I'm kind of like that, you know, going in like, I don't know, should I spend that kind of money? And then I, then I went to, you know, like, for instance, there's a Whole Foods near me, right? And I've been going to Whole Foods. I do not buy stuff at Whole Foods. But on Friday they put yellow stickers like they do at Walmart and you get actually a pretty good deal like these sandwiches, you know, they're about ready to go bad. So they sell them. They sell them. It pool on Rumble says Rob's too sexy for his shirts, too sexy for his shoes, too sexy for his chief's hat. Wait, I'm going to do one of those shirtless photos eventually when I, when I get down. I'm serious. I'm actually pretty proud of the physique. It doesn't look bad for my age anyway. So a lot of things happening here and I'm glad you're here with me and I'm thrilled. One thing I didn't notice is kind of weird. I've got, you know, I live in Virginia and it never really hit me until now. When I was in the parking garage of my, at my apartment complex was a, you know, F150 there. There's a couple people there. I could tell they're concerned. They have the Gasden flag life plate from Virginia. So I'm like my brother from another mother. And. And then on the license plate it says, Virginia is for lovers. And I'm like, who, what, what does that mean exactly? You know, because it sounds like a cheesy pickup line. You know, it's like if I'm, if I'm out at a bar or whatever, I'm meeting a woman and I'm, I'm like, she says, where do you live? I say, in Virginia, it's for lovers. And she'd throw the drink in my face and say, wow, yeah, bye, bye. But it is, Virginia is for lovers. What does that mean? Was that you go to Virginia to boom, to boom, to boom, to do the, you know, bow chick, a bow. Is that what it is? Our people in Virginia, are they just naturally. You know, they have been libidinous urges more than the rest of us? Are Virginia just a bunch of horny people running around? I have no idea. Or is it. Do you love the outdoors? Is that what it is? You love the outdoors? You love this? I don't even know. I don't know. But it's. You know, it's a rather randy little slogan. Little slogan for a state. Virginia is for lovers. I don't know. I. I tell you right now, if. If that's the case, I'm living in the wrong state, because I should live in a state that says Virginia, you know, wherever. The home of the sexual drought that would be. That would be the state. I should have the home of the sexual drought on my license plate. That's what. That's what it say, anyway. I'm just having too much fun today. I gotta tell you, I. I'm happy, you know, I. I've gotten. You know, there's a point where you kind of. This is the biggest chance I've ever taken in my life. I've taken a lot of chances in my life. Nothing insane, but I have never rolled the dice, picked up everything I own and moved autonomously. I mean, in a very long time. I risked everything. And I know. I know that God has guided me to this point in my life. I don't want to sound like I'm more important than anybody else, but I feel like you and I have had such a connection. We've been brought together by all of the hardship and the abuses and usurpations of the lies and the filth and the corruption of the federal government and the attack on Donald Trump, the attempt to take his life. And we. We soldiered through it. And I. And I used comedy and humor to get us through it, right? To. To get us through it. And. And I. And I just feel more than ever, and why. I haven't felt lonely. I haven't felt lonely. I thought I would, but I don't, because you're here with me. I know that sounds crazy, but you're here with me. So there was a. There was a bit that George Burns did. I'm on. You know, I know a lot about popular culture, and it was a play called the Sunshine Boys, and they were talking in the. And this one guy goes up. The other guy goes, hey, where you from? And he goes. The guy goes, I'm from Virginia. I'm a Virginian. Or, no, no, he's talking about his girlfriend. My wife is From Virginia. She's a Virginian. And then the guy goes, well, she's not going back. So there you go. Virginians for lovers. And it's got virgin in that. I know. It's got virgin in the title. And it's for lovers. What the hell kind of sense does that make? Doesn't make any sense at all. Doesn't make any sense at all. You know what I'm gonna do here? Jim Gossett gave me a new song parody today. And before we go to the break, I'm gonna play it again. It is about the banana boat that Donald Trump blew out of the water off the coast of Venezuela. How about a little comedy? This is top 10 for sure on the Rob Carson show exclusively. Thank you. Drugs.