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Back to school is better. With family freedom from T Mobile, we'll pay off four phones up to $3200 and give you four free phones, all on America's largest 5G network. Visit your local T Mobile location or learn more@t mobile.com familyfreedom. Up to $800 per line via virtual prepaid card typically takes 15 days. Free phones via 24 monthly bill credits with finance agreement eg Apple iPhone16128GB8 2,999 eligible trade in eg iPhone11 Pro for well qualified credits end and balance due if you pay off early or cancel contact T Mobile. Hold it now. You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world wide web. This is the Rob Carson show. This is the Rob Carson show. And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. I hope you had a wonderful week. I had a pretty good week, actually. I had a pretty good week and got to go to an event where I met Nigel Farage and. Nigel Farage. Who else the hell I mean? Seb Gorka, I've seen him before, but I didn't officially meet him. Let's see. Byron York. Hillary. Anyway, a lot of people met a lot of people fordwich Hillary Ford, which I don't know why I drew a blank on her name. She's fantastic, by the way. Fantastic person. Hillary Ford, which I've seen on television many times. I followed her for years, not like a stalker and, and I met her and, and I just kind of expected, you know, the typical, oh, yes, thank you so much. We said it was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, you're Rob Carson. I listen to you. No, she's got an English accent. I listen to your show all the time. You know, sometimes when I'm feeling down, I watch your television show on the 10 day and you're quite funny. It was kind of like that. But she's not, you know, that up any. But she's a really cool person. She's a very, very cool person. I met Caroline Levitt. Caroline Levitt was so funny because we used to have Caroline Levitt on when she was running for office and she was 25 years old and, and she walks in with this entourage and I can see little Caroline Levitt. She's probably five, four, maybe, maybe a little taller. And she's walking in and she looks up and I go to, you know, look at her and she looks at me in the face and it's kind of like nothing Nothing. Nothing. And all of a sudden, eyes up, Rob Carson. That's what it was. It was kind of close. She gave me a hug. We didn't even do the handshake. She gave me a hug. It was so cool. I know. I know. I'm living the frigging dream. Can you believe I'm living this dream? I can't believe I'm dreaming this. And then yesterday I went to the White House and I go into the. The press corps area, and I went in there and. And stood at the. Where. Where Caroline Levitt stands. Thank you very much. Where she stands and got my picture taken. You can look on my social media, if you would. It's kind of cool. And then I did a couple silly videos. You know what? Cause that's what I do. That's what I do. I don't think Washington, D.C. is ready for me. And I. And I gotta tell you, we're gonna do. We're gonna have some fun here. That's the most important thing, you know, we're gonna. I'm gonna take you places because we went through. We've been through so much together. We've been through all the bull crap, all the attacks, all the nonsense, and now we're entering this glorious new age, and the battle's not over. But. But I'm here, and you're here with me. You really. I really feel like you're here with me, and I want you to feel like you are. So I'm gonna take you backstage and I'm gonna show you stuff. Like. Like if you see the. At the. At the. I'm gonna. I haven't posted it on all of my social media, but I went into the kitchen in the galley, in the press room. Nobody's ever seen that. And. And, you know, got stubbed by a woman who was, you know, liberal media member. Probably knew I was from Newsmax or something. And, you know, kind of like, oh, look, yeah, despicable conservative. But, you know, it's cool. It's just. It's amazing. You know what? Monday. I've been invited to dinner Monday with some really big members of the. The Israel Knesset. Gonna hang out and have dinner with one of the most powerful people in Israel on Monday. I know. I'm glad. I went to Men's Warehouse last week and bought a suit. That's all I gotta say. I'm glad I got a suit. I spent more on a suit than I've ever spent on a suit. I got his credit card now, and I can earn airline miles. I've got, well, I don't even know how to use airline miles. How do you. I got 150,000 airline miles, right? So I'm racking up all these airline miles, and, and so I, you know, when I travel and whatever, and I, you put it on a credit card. I, I, I, I spent over $100 on a pair of shoes. Now, I know you're thinking, oh, God, Rob, I don't spend a hundred dollars on shoes. I don't spend $100 on shoes. You know, the, the most expensive pair of shoes I bought was probably in the 90s when I bought my first pair of Dr. Martens. And they were like $95 then. So I bought, like, $150 for a pair of shoes, you know, but I wanted to, I wanted to look good. I want to look good. And if you see the pictures online, I think you're gonna go, you know, I'm trying to lose a little bit of weight. You know, I got out of control with the, you know, the move and everything. I was kind of, you know, eating more than I should because, you know, that's, that's comfort, right? When you're going through tumultuous times. So. Going to tighten it up. Going to tighten it up. You know, still, you know, still wear a 52 jacket, 38 waist, not bad. Need to be a 36. Yeah. So, you know, you know, I just, and this is, I've never. Listen, every dime that I've had for the last 25 years has gone to my wife and kids. That's it. I've always taken one for the team. That's just the way it is. And, you know, I don't want to sound like a cliche, but it's kind of weird to be at this stage of my life where all of a sudden, you know, I can, I can kind of live for me a little bit. It's weird. It is weird. I know a lot of women when they're in marriages, they live for their husbands, and they give up all of this and all that and all that, you know, Dookie bear says, holy Moses. That's two weeks of groceries. Listen, I'm not an elite or anything. I don't make a lot of money, okay? I got, I got my first new car in 20 years with my Bronco, and I'm gonna keep them for the rest of my life. So I just did it. I just bought the expensive shoes. So give me a break. Can I have a break on this one? Dookie Bear? I still shop at Walmart Yeah, I've been living here two weeks. I knew I knew how to get without GPS to three Walmarts within, you know, within the these radius of where I live. So, you know, I haven't changed. I haven't changed. I just, I'm like, you know, I remember that movie Pretty Woman. I'm like, except for, you know, I'm not a prostitute and I didn't have somebody else paying for it. But I'm kind of like that, you know, going in like, I don't know, should I spend that kind of money? And then I, then I went to, you know, like, for instance, there's a Whole Foods near me, right? And I've been going to Whole Foods. I do not buy stuff at Whole Foods. But on Friday they put yellow stickers like they do at Walmart and you get actually a pretty good deal like these sandwiches, you know, they're about ready to go bad. So they sell them. They sell them. It pool on Rumble says Rob's too sexy for his shirts, too sexy for his shoes, too sexy for his chief's hat. Wait, I'm going to do one of those shirtless photos eventually when I, when I get down. I'm serious. I'm actually pretty proud of the physique. It doesn't look bad for my age anyway. So a lot of things happening here and I'm glad you're here with me and I'm thrilled. One thing I didn't notice is kind of weird. I've got, you know, I live in Virginia and it never really hit me until now. When I was in the parking garage of my, at my apartment complex was a, you know, F150 there. There's a couple people there. I could tell they're concerned. They have the Gasden flag life plate from Virginia. So I'm like my brother from another mother. And. And then on the license plate it says, Virginia is for lovers. And I'm like, who, what, what does that mean exactly? You know, because it sounds like a cheesy pickup line. You know, it's like if I'm, if I'm out at a bar or whatever, I'm meeting a woman and I'm, I'm like, she says, where do you live? I say, in Virginia, it's for lovers. And she'd throw the drink in my face and say, wow, yeah, bye, bye. But it is, Virginia is for lovers. What does that mean? Was that you go to Virginia to boom, to boom, to boom, to do the, you know, bow chick, a bow. Is that what it is? Our people in Virginia, are they just naturally. You know, they have been libidinous urges more than the rest of us? Are Virginia just a bunch of horny people running around? I have no idea. Or is it. Do you love the outdoors? Is that what it is? You love the outdoors? You love this? I don't even know. I don't know. But it's. You know, it's a rather randy little slogan. Little slogan for a state. Virginia is for lovers. I don't know. I. I tell you right now, if. If that's the case, I'm living in the wrong state, because I should live in a state that says Virginia, you know, wherever. The home of the sexual drought that would be. That would be the state. I should have the home of the sexual drought on my license plate. That's what. That's what it say, anyway. I'm just having too much fun today. I gotta tell you, I. I'm happy, you know, I. I've gotten. You know, there's a point where you kind of. This is the biggest chance I've ever taken in my life. I've taken a lot of chances in my life. Nothing insane, but I have never rolled the dice, picked up everything I own and moved autonomously. I mean, in a very long time. I risked everything. And I know. I know that God has guided me to this point in my life. I don't want to sound like I'm more important than anybody else, but I feel like you and I have had such a connection. We've been brought together by all of the hardship and the abuses and usurpations of the lies and the filth and the corruption of the federal government and the attack on Donald Trump, the attempt to take his life. And we. We soldiered through it. And I. And I used comedy and humor to get us through it, right? To. To get us through it. And. And I. And I just feel more than ever, and why. I haven't felt lonely. I haven't felt lonely. I thought I would, but I don't, because you're here with me. I know that sounds crazy, but you're here with me. So there was a. There was a bit that George Burns did. I'm on. You know, I know a lot about popular culture, and it was a play called the Sunshine Boys, and they were talking in the. And this one guy goes up. The other guy goes, hey, where you from? And he goes. The guy goes, I'm from Virginia. I'm a Virginian. Or, no, no, he's talking about his girlfriend. My wife is From Virginia. She's a Virginian. And then the guy goes, well, she's not going back. So there you go. Virginians for lovers. And it's got virgin in that. I know. It's got virgin in the title. And it's for lovers. What the hell kind of sense does that make? Doesn't make any sense at all. Doesn't make any sense at all. You know what I'm gonna do here? Jim Gossett gave me a new song parody today. And before we go to the break, I'm gonna play it again. It is about the banana boat that Donald Trump blew out of the water off the coast of Venezuela. How about a little comedy? This is top 10 for sure on the Rob Carson show exclusively. Thank you. Drugs.
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Transported by boat.
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Pew, pew, pew.
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Venezuela.
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Come on. You best take note. You remember Love boat and Fantasy Hard tells. Fantasy island was after that. And they're having fits. Gen X. I'm a gen Xer, by the way.
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Cause they're men. You.
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Come on. They were blown to bits. The drug boat. It's raining men. It now resides on the ocean floor. There's a piece over there and a piece over there.
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The drog boat.
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Marco says we're gonna take out more. Yeah. Yes. Their lives are in danger if they take another chance. Maybe Greta Thunberg should go down there. Cause drug tolerate. Shut it down.
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Before it's too late. Big finish. No drugs. A boat that was filled with drugs. Yeah. Jim Gossett, patreon.com Jim Gosset, comedy hell amount. Give him $10 a month. He'll send you two songs every day. He's a genius. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show.
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Slowing the spread of the stupid every day. It's the Rob Carson show. Yes, it is. Christian Toto from Hollywood and Toto joins us at the bottom of the hour. By the way, I love me some Alice in chains. Come on. I love it. It's workout day. By the way, this is just in the kin view. Stocks dropped 10% on a report that RFK Jr. Is is linking autism to Tylenol use during pregnancy. What I saw this hinted at the other day. Shares of Kinview fell more than 10% after report. Health and human services will likely link autism to use of the company's pain medication during pregnancy. Wow. Wow. The report also suggests a medicine derived from folate, a water soluble vitamin, can be used to treat symptoms of the developmental disorder in some people. Whoa. Oh, my God. Wouldn't it be Amazing. If they cured autism. Oh, my God in heaven. I know more friends who have kids with autism. Some profound, some, you know, high functioning, but wouldn't it be glorious, man? Wouldn't it be glorious? Geez. We'll find out. We were in a. We're in a. An amazing time right now. Listen, this is Pam Bondi. Today she reveals the Biden regime allowed the transfer of over $7 million for the trafficking of children into the US via just one smuggler. The smuggler made over 40,000 person per victim. Profited $18 million destroyed.
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Drives up their profit margins no longer. We are investigating and prosecuting their crimes more aggressively than ever. And Joint Task Force Alpha is the tip of the spear.
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We have been working on that with Secretary Kristi Noem, Homeland Security, and I cannot say enough good things about Secretary Noem. I was with her in Louisiana yesterday, and she is fighting to keep our country safe.
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Why didn't the Democrat Party do a damn thing about any of that? I'm talking to you Democrats. Why didn't you care? Why didn't you give a rats behind. Why. Why did your president and your DHS secretary, Alejandro Marcus, why did they allow so much death and destruction and murder and rape and sexual abuse? My God. You're going to have to recognize what you did and what you supported by supporting Joe Biden and Kamala Harris and their regime. You're going to have to. Because it's on you. It's on you that so many died of fentanyl. It's on you. And you were gonna double down or you were gonna vote for it again, weren't you? Yeah. You really should be ashamed, honestly, if you. If you vote a Democrat, I don't wait too hard on you. But gosh darn it, if you need to, you need to start thinking about stuff and you need to start realizing the pain and agony that was going on. And I'll tell you, I lived in the middle of it. I lived in the Midwest. I'm gonna be doing some stuff for some correspondence stuff with a couple of foreign TV networks that are conservative. I'll just have to leave it at that. I'm gonna be doing some, you know, be kind of doing. Not a correspondent, but just doing a panelist and whatever. And, you know, I lived through it in the heartland. I lived through all of the things that Joe Biden did to us economically. You know, I watched the price of cars, used cars, double when I was at the car dealership. I watched the price of groceries, you know, and I Remember this because I used to buy chicken breast at Sam's Club five years ago. $88 was always a $88. Now it's $2.98 on sale. Now it's $2.90. That's a 50% increase. And that. And it went on and on and on, everything. And now the Democrats suddenly care about inflation. There's. You're such fakers. You're just. And your party is awful and your party is corrupt. And this is why you are. You are going to lose and lose and lose and lose and lose because you need to either get out of the party, look at yourself, look at your party, find another party, or do something because you're broken. You are just broken. Seriously. This is yesterday. You know, RFK Jr. Was speaking in front of Congress and, and the Democrats were just acting like total morons. Bernie Sanders gets a lot of money from a big pharma and he's saying that RFK Jr. Who by the way, is not corrupt. He's not corrupt. He doesn't get money. He's got money. He's like Trump. He's got money. He doesn't need the paltry, you know, $100,000 like, you know, sneaked into your checking account or whatever. Like some, you know, who knows Elhan Omar Suddenly worth what, $30 million, right? Her husband's two companies were worth 50,000 two years ago. She's worth $30 million now. Tell me something's not going on there. Yeah, yeah. Rfk, not so much. I don't mean to be political here. Mr. Chairman has to receive PAC money for the pharmaceutical industry. Are they all corrupt as well? And I'm telling you, the American Heart association has been co opted by the food. Everybody. But you said it. But you know what, when you ran for president, you know, we have a corrupt. What they do. They're trying to get their sound bite paid finance system. Maybe you agree with me or not. Okay, you were running for president. You had a billionaire behind it. You received $300,000 from people, not from the industry, people in it, as I did, from individuals.
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President Trump got $3 million. Every Republican got corporate PAC money for the pharmaceutical industry. Democrats. Yeah, but RFK is going after them. Well, everybody is corrupt but you. Is that what we're looking at? I don't think so. And I think the issue. I don't even know what you're talking about. Well, I think you do what I'm talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. I believe here he is with Maggie. I'll call her. Naggy Hassan. Nagy Hassan. And and r basically saying you're just a fool.
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Those parameters. You did it behind now parents who decide that they do want their children back.
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I'm not. You're just making stuff up.
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You know, sometimes when you make an accusation, it's kind of a confession, Mr. Kennedy.
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So let's just here's what's going to.
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Happen to Senator Warner's point to the.
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Parents who are confused, concerned all around the country to people who want.
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Yeah, you get. He's like, dear God, why do I have to sit here and do this stupid crap? My God. Here is Roger Marshall. Roger Marshall. Now listen, I'm not anti vax. I think you should get maybe a couple in your life. Yeah. Okay. Listen to this behind me. Yeah, I know it's gonna be hard to see from there. I can barely read it. This is the current CDC recommendations for vaccines for children. On day number one, they get their first jab, a hepatitis vaccine. By the time they're 18 months, they've had 18 jabs. By the time they get to build up to vote, they have 76 jabs. Yeah. It's absolutely, utterly, utterly ridiculous. And it made Big Pharma a lot of money. Big Pharma feeds the HHS and the cdc. They pay the HHS and CDC and they rubber stamp stuff. It's always been that way. And fortunately, RFK Jr. Is there and the gravy train is ending for these Democrats. Why? That's why they're going so back. Guano crazy Hollywood in Toto's Christian Chodo joins us next on the Rob Carson Show, Friday edition. Don't go anywhere. Hi, it's Tony Marino, host of the super popular Newsmax Daily podcast. A rundown of the day's top headlines and top highlights of Newsmax shows and interviews you may have missed. Plus some sports, stock markets and even some yucks all packed into about 20 minutes. Search for the Newsmax Daily with me, Tony Marino on your favorite podcast platform. And check out our entire lineup of great podcasts, including Greg Kelly, Rob Carson and Jerry Callahan@Newsmax.com Listen, this just in. My drinking club has a book problem. When I came back, when I came back in the office, I was shocked to learn that this weekend the biggest story was frenzied social media rumors speculating whether Donald Trump had died. For the record, Donald Trump is very much alive. Okay? And no, we like our presidents Alive. Donald Trump is very much alive. And this whole crazy rumor started simply because Trump had zero events on his schedule Wednesday, Thursday or Friday. And when one of the only signs that he might still be around was music in the Rose Garden, which the White House confirmed was the President's music. And that's funny how? I have no friggin idea, honestly. This is why you ruined late night. Look what you did. Look what you did, Stephen Colbert. Look what you did, Jimmy. Kill. You killed it. You killed it. Joining us on the Newsmax hotline, the, the proprietor of Hollywood in Toto, the one, the only Christian Toto. How you doing today, sir?
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I'm good. You know, he didn't just kill late night and kill comedy. Think about that clip. It's a very revealing clip because he has trained the seals in his audience, yes. To hate Trump so much that they want him dead. They want him dead because every night he goes on TV and says that he's Hitler, Hitler esque, Hitler adjacent, whatever you want to call it. And now he's shocked that his fans are mourning the fact that Trump is still alive. It's just an amazing situation.
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It's, it's almost like the Roman audience for a, a lion, A lion killing of a civilian. I mean, that's the way they are. They sit there in the stands and, and Stephen Colbert stands there and does the thumbs up or the thumbs. It really is grotesque. His audience and he are just grotesque individuals. And I've never been. I would hate to be that person. Christian, wouldn't you hate to be that person cackling when you know the possibility of somebody dying is happening? You know, it's just bizarre.
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Yeah, listen, I loathe President Biden. Hated his performance, hated everything about his presidency. And then when I hear that he's possibly very sick with cancer. I wished him the best. I mean that just because that's what a normal person does. No hero. This is what a normal person does. You take the politics out of it and you wish people well. Once it's a, you know, a Saddam Hussein like character, like some sort of evil, of course, true Hitler figure, then we can wish them ill. But this is the new modern left and they were, they were saddened that Trump was still alive. That's crazy.
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Well, this, you know, this is like, I like to say what we're witnessing right now is, is very similar to what we've, we enjoy in movies where the, you know, like Cobra Kai gets his ass kicked by, by Mr. Miyagi and his, in his protege or when you know, in Walking Tall, you know, the bad guys run things, and the good guy comes back, and that's what we're witnessing right now. And the bad guys are still bad. The Democrat Party is bad. And we have come back after years of being beaten down, and we're witnessing that kind of scenario, you know, that we normally cheer for. And, you know, you would openly side with Cobra Kai after Daniel beats him. That's what the Democrat Party is right now. Those are the people. They are. They're on the wrong side of history. They're on the wrong side of everything, and they're in a very dark place. Brother, I wish.
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I wish you're exaggerating. I wish you were wrong.
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I know.
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Say it. I can't. Say it. And listen, there are good people in the center left. There are good Democrats. There are classic liberals that we should respect and honor. But, boy, the voices of that party, the loudest voices, the angriest voices, the ones that are really pulling the party in this bizarre direction, they're. What you're describing. I mean, my gosh. And when you. When you side with, you know, gang members and you side with criminals and you side with this and that, like, what other conclusion can you draw on? It's just. Trump has broken their collective brains. It's really.
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It is. It is really honestly kind of leaning into the politics a little bit here, but is. It is a. It is a mental illness You. You think TDS is. It's not. It's not just a label to get laughs or. But. But it really has made people mentally ill. I mean, why else? All of my friends in Maryland who I spent almost every night with for 12 years, not even bother to reach out. When I moved back, it's. I was there for cancer treatment, I was there for children's graduating, I was there for home improvement projects. They have nothing to do with me anymore. It is. Yeah, I understand why the brother fought brother during the Civil War. I really do understand that now. I really. I get it.
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And, you know, and it reflects in pop culture. I mean, listen, you can have a late show that criticizes Trump or the gop. That's perfectly fine. It's what we need. It's what we should do. You know, if someone's in power, you criticize them, you mock them, you satirize them. That's actually healthy. But what they've taken it to is this clapter level where it's just vicious and mean and predictable and often cruel and often full of misinformation, by the way, so waiting for Colbert's apology for the whole Russian collusion, which he just leaned into like the media did for multiple years. I mean, there's no, there's no oops, sorry about that. I'd like to hear it.
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Yeah, well, you're never going to, unfortunately. I got something I don't know if you've seen. I just want to surprise you with it because I. Kind of. Interesting.
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Orson Welles lost Movie will use AI to reconstruct 43 minutes. Apparently Amazon back read by led by Edward Sachi using the film as a test case for Hollywood how they can overhaul production. Apparently the rebuilding a. A portion, I believe of Citizen Kane in a follow. It was. Apparently there was a follow up to Citizen Kane and a large chunk of it was lost after SUNY executives burned the footage. And so they're going to use AI to recreate lost footage from a. An Orson Welles movie. I don't know how to feel about this because it's not Orson Welles. He's in the ground. Yeah, it's not Orson Wellesley. I don't know.
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You know, I can almost guarantee that if you were alive today, he wouldn't be in favor of this. Air is such a minefield. It's such a question mark. It's so fascinating at times. And you know, I talk to fellow artists and writers and we often sing its praises in certain ways and it can be helpful and it could give tips and it's really a great tool. But we're going in a really weird direction. Well, it looks like it was a minute of film I could understand about 40 plus minutes. That seems crazy.
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What about this? I was talking to Mike Carter from Newsmax. I went, I went to the White House yesterday. I did, I did. It was pretty cool. But I was talking to Mike and we were talking about the deceased musicians and how AI you could take, you know, if you're a big Michael Jackson fan or you're a big Prince fan and you could plug into AI using the AI voice of Prince and then say to the AI create a song in the style of Prince. Because they are doing this now with like this. There's this guy who's a big guitar guy on. On the web. I watch him and he did it and he created a pop song by just plugging in a voice. You know what it's about. And the AI did a hit song and I got it. No way. If they're dead, they're dead. You cannot just because you want to hear new hits from Elvis, use his voice. It's Just that even though he did sing other people's material, as you come up with a better person. But, but you can't have a dead person machine writing songs for them. It is an insult to them and it's not their creativity. Yeah.
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And I imagine the families and the legacy people who own the estates of these particular entertainers will not be too happy about that. It's something we never thought about for years.
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Oh my God.
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You have to worry about it now. I mean, if you're a musician in your 30s or 40s, you think, My gosh, I've got to put in new things in my contract to make sure this doesn't happen. I mean, I guess at very best it's a facsimile. It's a clone in the style of. But you'd like to think that these artists are so profound and so interesting and so valuable that you really can't duplicate what they gave to culture. I just can't imagine it.
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One other thing that I really have a problem with, I know people in radio who are taking their old voices people and creating new imaging for radio shows using those voices. And that just can't happen. That cannot happen. Like if I took Johnny Donovan's voice from the Rush Limbaugh program and I wrote my own stuff and used his voice, you cannot appropriate somebody else's voice. That is just, that's got to stop. That is the really bad side. And you know, being in Hollywood, you know, people who are creative and artists and all this, they have the real opportunity to lose their livelihoods to this. It's terrible. We're gonna, we're gonna. Can you come back on the next break? Christian, would you mind? I got a couple things I want to cover, including the new conjuring. You say it's spectacular. I want to touch on that. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. More with Christian Toto in one moment. Let me mention something. If you're a first time gold buyer, if you've never had precious metals in your portfolio, and I wasn't before a year ago, by the way, right now, until September 30th, if you're a first time gold buyer, Birch Gold offering you a rebate of up to $10,000 in free metals on qualifying purchases. To claim eligibility, start the process, request an info kit. And you do that by just Texting my name, Rob to nine eight nine eight. You know that gold has gone up in value dramatically 31% this year. The dollar has dropped by 12 or 13%. You get it? Yeah, you get it. And of course, gold has gone up since 45% since last year. So not only are you going to get the value of gold right now, and by the way, I think it's going up because of all the stuff in Donald Trump's Oval Office made of gold. My God. I mean, it is a golden era. It is. And for you, it can be as well. So if you want an info kit on gold and you better get this done by the 30th of this month. All right? Just take advantage of a rebate up to $10,000 when you buy by September 30th. Text my name, Rob to 989898. Claim your eligibility, get your free info kit. Again, Rob to 989898. You know, we're talking about the technology, Christian Toto. And it was so bizarre. I just looked down on my phone and if you would have told me this 10 years ago that I would look down at a smartphone with an, with a live broadcast of my show on Facebook playing. It's just bizarre. It's just bizarre. It's a dangerous new world. It's a glorious new world. We, you and I, my friend and I know you're probably a Gen Xer like me. Look at what's happened in our lives and it's going to. It's going to get really good and it's also going to get really bad.
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Yeah, it's fascinating. That's why the angle just confounds me. I don't know whether to be excited, thrilled, scared. I get. I suspect it's gonna be all of the above. And, you know, it's, you know, it's up to our moral compass collectively.
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Yeah.
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How we go next. I mean, you know, you know, taking work away from artists by using AI and short, making shortcuts. That's not good. We have to upright people.
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It's not, it's not acceptable at all. He's like writing a. You know, they got these things, you can plug in a few things and it'll write a novel for you and. Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous. My God. You can't take this away from humanity. The Conjuring Last rights. Your headline is Saves the Best for Last. Now, I had never watched these movies before. My kids got me into some of these horror movies and they're really, really good. We've talked about this before. So tell me about this one.
B
Yeah, you know, it's the fourth film in the series. They actually had other offshoots. The Nun and Annabelle.
A
Oh, yes.
B
But yes, the heart of these stories is, is the Warren. They were a real life couple. You know, they say they fought demons and they were doing exorcist, exorcism, things like that. You can believe it or not believe it, but they are based on true events in a sense. And what's magical about this particular franchise is that these movies really care about this couple. Now it's played by Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson, two good actors, but you know, the best horror movies are the ones where you actually care about the people in harm's way. Yeah, I think it's a, it's a very simple thing. So they do that extremely well. It's a loving, sweet couple who just happen to fight demons and that's just what they do. And this one, you get to know her, their adult daughter, and she's, you know, running afoul of some of the demons as well. It's not a great horror movie. It's not reinventing the genre, but there are some good scares. It's well written, it's engaging and it wraps in a way that I think wraps, hopefully wraps this franchise. I think, I think there's always a time we want to kind of call it a. Call it a franchise and it does it in a very elegant, graceful way. So I hope this last film, I think they've all been pretty solid. That first one was the best, but worth seeing.
A
I'm really actually liking it. I. I never liked horror movies when I was a kid. I was so terrified of horror movies, I couldn't even see the newspaper ads for them. I'm not kidding. I was that terrible Rosemary's Baby. Just seeing a picture of the poster scared the crap out of me. But, but these are good movies and, and it's kind of, I guess, akin to riding a roller coaster. I love every roller coaster. Every. The bigger, bigger the better as far as I'm concerned. You get that same kind of thrill. It's nice to see them making like, like centers this year. My God, what a great movie. And I' want to watch that again this weekend. This will be the third time I've seen it. It's just a. It's a masterpiece. It's wonderful. You also have the long walk. Stephen King at his dystopian best. What's this all about?
B
Yeah, this one is actually coming out next week, but just want to give a heads up. I was able to the embargo listed on it. It's, you know, I think I may have read this years and years ago. It was a Stephen King story. I think he wrote it in the 60s. It came out in the 70s. It's very dystopian, which is no surprise with Stephen King. And it's about a future America where a whole bunch of young men go on a walk. It's a long walk. There's the title. But the winner gets untold riches.
A
Yes.
B
Loser. Well, things aren't up, so good for you. So, you know, it's the kind of movie where the setting is very basic. There's not much happening. Technically, it is a walk. That's the whole movie. But it's interesting. It talks about life, death. Mark Hamill plays a villainous character. He's terrific. I wish. Wish he was on screen more. And it's just a very. It's a movie that really captures Stephen King's imagination. His voice. I think a lot of the dialogue, it felt like it was ripped off the book because just. It just sounded like Stephen King's kind of conversations. But it's also a very heavy film. It's a very heavy, deep, dark movie. So if you're in a lighter mood next weekend, don't see this one, but.
A
Well, I saw. I saw the trailer for it, and I was like, what a wild concept. You walk until you die. And the last person walking, everybody's gonn die. Except for that last. Can you imagine? It's almost like. It's almost like a purgatory kind of feel to it. You know what I'm saying?
B
Yeah. And part of the thing that was interesting is that the characters support each other in a way. You think they'd all be hoping the next person, the person next to him dies, because then your chances are better. But it really does speak to humanity in very interesting ways as well.
A
All right, I appreciate it, man. I just. We had a great conversation today, Toto. We talked about a lot of stuff. Obviously, Hollywood in Toto. Where can everybody hear your podcast? Just remind everybody. Go ahead.
B
Yep, it's YouTube, iTunes, Rumble, most podcast providers. And, yeah, you can check it out. I also have a short on Hollywood little series. It's a bunch of shorts, the latest headlines with a little bit of snark and certainly right leaning. So I hope you guys enjoy it.
A
All right. Really great to talk to you, Christian. God bless. Have a glorious weekend.
B
Okay, thank you, too.
A
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B
It.
A
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Date: September 5, 2025
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax Podcasts)
Featured Guest: Christian Toto (Hollywood in Toto)
This episode of The Rob Carson Show is a dynamic mix of political commentary, personal stories, comedy, and cultural critique. While the title promises a deep dive into Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s claims about autism, vaccines, and pharmaceutical influence, the conversation also weaves through personal anecdotes, cultural trends, comedy, and the implications of technology and AI in the creative industries. Rob’s signature humorous and irreverent tone is front and center, with moments of earnest critique of American politics, media, and Big Pharma.
“We've been through all the bull crap, all the attacks, all the nonsense, and now we're entering this glorious new age, and the battle's not over. But I'm here, and you're here with me.” (08:10)
“You really should be ashamed, honestly, if you vote Democrat...you need to start realizing the pain and agony that was going on.” (14:49)
“He [Colbert] has trained the seals in his audience...to hate Trump so much that they want him dead.” (21:55, Christian Toto) “Once it’s a…true Hitler figure, then we can wish them ill. But this is the new modern left...they were saddened that Trump was still alive. That’s crazy.” (22:54, Christian Toto)
“You cannot appropriate somebody else's voice. That's just, that's got to stop.” (29:03)
“If you’re a musician in your 30s or 40s, you think, My gosh, I’ve got to put in new things in my contract to make sure this doesn’t happen.” (28:40, Christian Toto)
“I have to write comedy. I have to do what I do because I hope that you love it…We had to do it together.” (37:11)
On Community:
"I really feel like you're here with me, and I want you to feel like you are." (08:10, Rob Carson)
On RFK Jr. & Political Corruption:
“RFK, not so much. I don’t mean to be political here. Mr. Chairman…has to receive PAC money for the pharmaceutical industry. Are they all corrupt as well?” (17:13, Rob Carson)
On Vaccine Schedules:
“By the time they're 18 months, they've had 18 jabs. By the time they get to vote, they have 76 jabs. It’s absolutely, utterly, utterly ridiculous.” (19:15, Rob Carson)
Cultural Satire:
“He has trained the seals in his audience...to hate Trump so much that they want him dead. They want him dead because every night he goes on TV and says that he's Hitler, Hitler-esque, Hitler adjacent, whatever you want to call it.” (21:55, Christian Toto)
On AI and Legacy:
“You cannot appropriate somebody else's voice. That's just, that's got to stop.” (29:03, Rob Carson)
“If you’re a musician in your 30s or 40s, you think, ‘My gosh, I've got to put in new things in my contract to make sure this doesn't happen.’” (28:40, Christian Toto)
Media Critique:
"The left can't be taken seriously. So it's called Rob Carson's what in the World. Do me a favor, please, today. Tell your friends about it." (37:11, Rob Carson)
| Segment Topic | Speaker | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------------------|----------------|-------------| | Rob’s personal anecdotes, event recap | Rob Carson | 00:00–08:10 | | Thoughts on Virginia & personal changes | Rob Carson | 08:10–10:20 | | Song parody & comedic interlude | Rob Carson | 11:12–12:14 | | Autism/Tylenol/Big Pharma news | Rob Carson | 12:42–14:20 | | Child trafficking, border and Democrat critique | Rob Carson | 14:20–17:59 | | RFK Jr. vs. Congress (clips, commentary) | Rob Carson | 17:59–19:41 | | Vaccine schedule criticisms | Rob Carson | 19:41–21:55 | | Christian Toto on Trump, comedy & pop culture | Toto/Carson | 21:55–26:10 | | AI in arts & media (Welles, music, radio) | Toto/Carson | 26:16–31:59 | | Conjuring: Last Rites & The Long Walk reviews | Toto/Carson | 31:59–35:42 | | Christian Toto podcast plug | Christian Toto | 35:52–36:05 | | Closing, audience appreciation, TV show plug | Rob Carson | 36:09–end |
Rob maintains a humorous, sometimes sardonic tone, blending sharp political commentary with self-deprecating wit and pop culture references. Even in segments with strong opinions (especially about Big Pharma, Democratic politicians, and media), he leavens critique with comedy—a nod to his background as a writer for Rush Limbaugh.
The episode covers pressing controversies (RFK Jr., vaccines, pharma influence), broader cultural divides (Trump, TDS, late-night “clapter”) and the disorienting future of AI in creativity, all while keeping a thread of optimism and gratitude for his listeners.
The show is ideal for listeners seeking a mix of hard-hitting political commentary, culture-war takes, and irreverent humor—with plenty of quotable moments and energetic exchanges.