Rob Carson ROASTS the Far-Left Freak Show

Summary

The Rob Carson Show: Rob Carson ROASTS the Far-Left Freak Show

Date: November 14, 2025
Host: Rob Carson
Guest: Mary Walter
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Episode Overview

This episode of The Rob Carson Show is a characteristically sharp, comedic, and politically charged critique of progressive politics, recent election results, media accountability, identity politics, the state of foster care, and cultural phenomena. Carson opens with a victory lap on a perceived shift against the far-left agenda in recent U.S. political events, takes aim at progressive local politicians and "faculty lounge gobbledygook," and zeroes in on the excesses of intersectional politics. The episode features multiple satirical parodies, humorous personal anecdotes, and banter with conservative guest Mary Walter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Democratic Losses and Media Accountability

(00:47–03:27)

• Turning Point for Media:
  Carson asserts that the Democratic Party's loss in the recent government shutdown debate is due to a "president with cojones and a spine of steel." He claims the mainstream media is losing its power to control the narrative, particularly about blaming Republicans exclusively.

• Quote:

  "I'm not saying the media still isn't in the tank for the Democrat Party – that's very obvious. But they no longer hold the sway that they used to."
  (Rob Carson, 01:31)

• Billion-dollar lawsuits facing outlets like the BBC over misreporting Trump's January 6 speech are signs that "the media is recognizing that they're going to be held accountable for their lies and bull crap" (02:15).

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2. Mocking Progressive Politicians’ “Gobbledygook”

(03:27–05:15)

• Seattle's New Mayor, Katie Wilson:
  Carson lampoons Wilson's comments on “using existing resources as effectively and efficiently as possible,” predicting budget deficits and higher taxes. He ridicules what he calls “faculty lounge gobbledygook.”

• Quote:

  "Anytime socialism is involved, nothing is more efficient."
  (Rob Carson, 03:37)

• Affordability Discourse:
  Pokes fun at “affordability” as the latest progressive buzzword, arguing that making things affordable often means subsidizing “losers who don’t have jobs.”

• Quote:

  “If you can’t afford a $500,000 house, it means the affordability is not available for me, okay? If you can’t afford to live in friggin' New York City, then you move out of New York.”
  (Rob Carson, 05:18)

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3. Satire & Song—Progressives in NYC and Seattle

(07:35–09:31)

• Carson and his team riff on the similarities between young socialist leaders in Seattle and NYC, suggesting they are cut from the same cloth and funded by "radical organizations," especially George Soros.
• Parody Song:
  Jim Gossett debuts a parody about NYC’s Zoran Mondami:

  "New York City he’ll destroy, and Seattle Marxism is his pride and joy… Mondami, Mondami..."
  (08:11–09:14)

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4. Mocking Identity and Gender Politics

(11:03–12:17, 23:20–32:05)

• Maxine Duran, Socialist Candidate for Idaho:
  Carson pokes fun at a “transgendered individual” running for governor, highlighting their chosen name ("Maxine") and mixing comic confusion with skepticism about socialism’s appeal.

• Quote:

  “I know that socialism resulted in the deaths of hundreds of millions last century, but our brand of socialism is different.”
  (Rob Carson, 11:51)

• Locker Room Confrontation:
  A viral moment is discussed where a black lesbian challenges a politician (Scott Wiener) on female-only spaces, using her identity to demand accountability.

• Memorable Exchange:

  Lesbian Woman: “Are you going to protect women? Not trans women. Women, women. Trans women are different than women.” (25:10) Rob Carson: “What you are...oh, there’s a bunch of white people there. And they’re telling the black lesbian that the white guy needs to kick her out of the locker room.” (25:44)

• Mary Walter’s Take:
  She jokes about the “victimhood pyramid” and the point where DEI logic breaks down:

  "We’ve hit that point that we all knew we were eventually going to hit, where the victimhood pyramid is going to have to topple because it’s like a Jenga puzzle." (25:53)

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5. Cultural Satire—Modern Family, Identity Poker & “Rules of Oppression”

(29:55–32:03)

• Carson and Walter reminisce about an episode of Modern Family involving diversity in school admissions, using it as a metaphor for the layered and shifting "rules" of identity politics.
• Quote:

  "I think they should have Vegas tables where they have cards with different identities on them ... the winning hand, like, it’s...I got three white guys. What do you think?"
  (Rob Carson, 31:36)

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6. Trump Administration Moves & Foster Care Reform

(16:39–17:55)

• Carson highlights Trump’s executive order to support children aging out of foster care, contrasting it with what he frames as neglect under Biden.
• Trump’s Quote:

  "As we make America great again, we are going to protect American children in foster care...they will never, ever be forgotten."
  (Donald Trump, 17:28)

• Carson shares a personal story about a foster youth, underlining the importance of support and family, especially for children of color and those aging out of the system.

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7. Coin Collecting, Pennies, and Gold

(12:22–16:39)

• The discontinuation of the penny is discussed with both nostalgia and humor, shifting to a tongue-in-cheek gold IRA promo.
• Quote:

  "If the penny were that size and made of gold, they wouldn’t be discontinuing it ... gold coins, they don’t become worthless."
  (Rob Carson, 15:03)

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8. Housekeeping Olympics & Working-Class Pride

(32:24–33:20)

• Satirical discussion on the Las Vegas Housekeeping Olympics, defending service workers’ right to take pride in their jobs against "Karens" who look down on them.
• Quote:

  "Listen. It’s a bunch of Karens who look down on people who do these things for a living ... People take pride in their work."
  (Rob Carson, 32:32)

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9. Campus Antisemitism, Paid Protests, and Public Backlash

(33:20–35:42)

• Guest Mary Walter discusses Harmeet Dhillon’s legal efforts against violent protesters and anti-conservative speech on campuses.
• Quote:

  "They have to parade these people. They have to mug shot. I need a perp walk. You need to make it public."
  (Mary Walter, 35:07)

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10. Personal Anecdotes & Pop Culture as Commentary

(36:26–37:25, 39:16–40:35)

• Carson and Walter riff on the decline of names like “Karen” and humorous family tragedies.
• Carson recounts how feeding turkey to his mother’s shih tzus resulted in a canine eyeball emergency one Thanksgiving.
• Quote:

  "Uncle Rob gave the shih tzus turkey and one of the turkeys bit the eyeball out of the other shih tzu and we spent the day finding an emergency vet to put the dog’s eyeball in..."
  (Rob Carson, 39:44)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On new progressive mayors:

  "She has no life experience at all. She’s a failure in everything. Her husband doesn’t have a job. She still gets money from her parents for rent. She’s 40 something years old."
  (Rob Carson on Katie Wilson, 02:55)

• “Faculty lounge gobbledygook” Catchphrase
  (Throughout the show)

• Parody Song Lyrics for NYC Socialist Mayor:

  "New York City he’ll destroy and Seattle Marxism is his pride and joy. Mondami, Mondami..."
  (08:11)

• On the “victimhood pyramid”:

  "They don’t need lesbians anymore. And the L, G, and B have had it with the TQ plus plus forever."
  (Mary Walter, 26:14)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Media Accountability & Democrat Losses: 00:47–03:27
• Seattle Socialist Mayor Parody/Mockery: 03:27–05:15
• Affordability & Socialist Platforms: 05:15–09:31
• Transgender/Gender Politics Satire: 11:03–12:17, 23:20–32:05
• Discontinuation of the Penny: 12:22–16:39
• Trump’s Foster Care Executive Order: 16:39–17:55
• Modern Family & Identity Poker: 29:55–32:03
• Housekeeping Olympics Satire: 32:24–33:20
• Campus Protests/Legal Accountability: 33:20–35:42
• Pop Culture, Name Trends, & Family Anecdotes: 36:26–40:35

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Tone & Style

Rob Carson’s tone is irreverent, biting, and comedic throughout, blending parody with pointed conservative commentary. The conversational flow with Mary Walter is relaxed, bantering, and frequently tongue-in-cheek.

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For New Listeners

If you missed this episode, you’ll come away with:

• A “roast” of current progressive politics and identity culture
• Satirical takes on the left’s recent electoral setbacks and media faltering
• Over-the-top lampooning of identity politics’ excesses
• Humorous and occasionally self-deprecating personal storytelling
• A non-stop stream of pop culture references and parody songs

Despite the strong (and sometimes inflammatory) partisan humor, the episode is primarily designed for entertainment—and those seeking a contrarian, comedic take on the news of the week.

Transcript

[Rob Carson]

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[Lesbian Woman]

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[Rob Carson]

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[Rob Carson Show Announcer]

You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the World Wide Web. This is the Rob Carson Show.

[Rob Carson]

This is the Rob Carson Show. And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday and what a week it has been. We had the Democrat Party lose a government shutdown. They failed it. And the great thing is that the, the reason, one of the reasons why this happened was way we have a President of the United States who has cojones and a spine of steel and he's been put through hell to get to this moment and he is unrelenting and untiring. And also the, the media, the liberal media no longer holds sway over the narrative. They couldn't just say that it was all the Republicans fault. Did you notice that for the first time ever there were Democrats actually being called out and saying, I think it's actually you guys. And generally the Democrats could say anything, can say anything they want about anything and never get challenged. I'm not saying that the media still isn't in the tank for the Democrat Party, that's very obvious. But they no longer hold the sway that they used to. This is one of the reasons why they lost. This is one of the reasons why they lost. So it's, I think that it is a beginning of a turning point, hopefully. I'm not saying that this is going to change the narrative of the media or the political stance of the media, but it's making them be accountable for their actions. This and also the billion dollar threat of a lawsuit against the BBC for lying about Donald Trump's speech on January 6, that is coming home to roost not only with regard to lies about January 6, but also these attempts by Democrats without Evans to hint or pretend like Donald Trump had something to do with Jeffrey Epstein. So the media is recognizing that they're going to be held accountable for their lies and bull crap. So we will see. We will see. I'm hoping to begin to maybe see a slight turn the left. The positive thing is the left is going far, far, far, far, far, far left and leaning into socialism. And it's not going to work very well for them. This, this Kate Wilson, Katie Wilson in Seattle is. She just won the mayoral election there and she has no life experience at all. She's a failure in everything. Her husband doesn't have a job. She still gets money from her parents for rent. She's 40 something years old and here she is with how she's gonna pay for all of the, all of the stuff. And she's even further left than Mondami, if that's possible.

[Katie Wilson]

So I think first of all I am very committed to making sure that we're using our existing resources as effective.

[Rob Carson]

Okay. She's gon steer into faculty lounge gobbledygook.

[Katie Wilson]

Here and efficiently as possible. So we're going to be reviewing the.

[Rob Carson]

Way anytime socialism is involved, nothing is more efficient.

[Katie Wilson]

So there's that is that the city is spending money and I think we're going to have to do that given the size of the budget deficit.

[Rob Carson]

And I am starting a budget deficit with the socialists. That's not good.

[Katie Wilson]

Not, not averse to ending spending on programs that were maybe well intentioned when they were first implemented, but aren't.

[Rob Carson]

Well, all liberal programs are well intentioned when they first start their goals. Yeah.

[Katie Wilson]

So we're going to be doing the very best to be the best, the best stewards, stewards of public resources we can. I do think that we will need to pursue new.

[Rob Carson]

See what I mean? That faculty lounge gobbledygook aggressive revenue in.

[Katie Wilson]

Order to fund our priorities and make sure that we're.

[Rob Carson]

That means higher taxes, delivering services to.

[Katie Wilson]

The people of Seattle. And you know, there's several progressive tax options I proposed as part of my platform. And so we're going to have city staff looking into developing those into. Into legislation. Don't know yet.

[Rob Carson]

Again, that's mental masturbation. All you need to do is say we, we're going to increase your taxes big time for the nonsense that we're proposing. T that's all you need to know. And as I mentioned earlier with Tony Kennan, right now trillions of dollars are streaming people streaming out of places like New Jersey, New York and California. If in fact the direction the country that's headed in, led by this moron and Zoran Mandami. If that's the case, then why aren't people streaming to New York? Why aren't people going oh my God, I'm gonna pick up everything and move to New York? The answer should be obvious. Here she is basically copying called out.

[Interviewer]

On CNN some of the words that here In New York, we heard a lot from. From the mayor elect here, Zora Mandani.

[Rob Carson]

Right.

[Interviewer]

When you talk about affordability. But.

[Rob Carson]

But the word affordability is the new buzzword, okay? For our entire history, we've only been able to afford what we could afford. Affordability. Oh, yeah, no kidding. No kidding. Hey, here's an idea. If I can't afford a $500,000 house, it means the affordability is not available for me, okay? You got to be able to afford what you can afford, all right? If you can't afford to live in friggin New York City, then you move out of New York. You don't expect taxpayers to say, I'm going to pick up your rent. I'm going to control your rent. I'm going to take care of your bus rides, I'm going to take care of your daycare, okay? Affordability. They say in affordability they want to make things affordable for losers who don't have jobs. Oh, you can't say that. Yeah, I just did. So you got idiots like this Kate Wilson or whatever the hell her name is, the mayor of Seattle who can't afford anything. She has to have her mom and dad send her money for rent, for God's sake. And she's talking about affordability. What it is, it's subsidizing.

[Interviewer]

Losers don't end there, Marowak. Let me play something.

[Rob Carson]

You're making fun of poor people. No, I'm not. I was poor a good share of my life.

[Mary Walter]

The very clear twin crises of affordability we are facing.

[Katie Wilson]

An affordable.

[Rob Carson]

Affordability. Affordability. Affordability. If you can't afford something, then get a job so you can fricking afford something.

[Katie Wilson]

Crisis.

[Mary Walter]

Truly affordable homes.

[Katie Wilson]

Affordable homeownership.

[Rob Carson]

This city is your city.

[Katie Wilson]

This isn't their city, it's yours.

[Rob Carson Show Announcer]

A new generation.

[Rob Carson]

No, no, no. If you don't have a job and you're not a productive person, you don't pay a lot of taxes, you don't own anything. It's not your city of leadership.

[Katie Wilson]

We can see with our own eyes that we need new leadership.

[Rob Carson]

Oh.

[Interviewer]

I mean, we know we sometimes will put what we call a montage together like that.

[Rob Carson]

Is that a call to montage? I never heard of that before.

[Interviewer]

Marilla. It doesn't. It doesn't get easier than that.

[Rob Carson]

I know you're kind of young and stupid, but a montage is when you put together a bunch of clips.

[Interviewer]

I mean, it really does sound. You sound so much alike. I guess I'm just curious because you.

[Rob Carson]

Guys all Always speak in bumper stickers.

[Interviewer]

Have you ever met him? Have you talked to each other at all since either of your victories, which are so important on coast to Coast?

[Katie Wilson]

Not yet, although I certainly hope to. You know, and it's funny because when I decided to run in this race, which was in February of this year, I'd never heard of Zohra Mandani. And so it was.

[Rob Carson]

Nobody has, actually, because he was a candidate who said. They discovered about seven years ago, Linda Sarsour, and there was like $40 million brought in by radical organizations, pro Islamic organizations, and George Soros to. To win a primary, of course, and then they won the election because he was running against a crap sandwich. So there that. This is brand new from Jim Gossett about Zoran Mondami.

[Rob Carson Show Announcer]

New York City he'll destroy and Seattle Marxism is his pride and joy. Mom Donnie, Mom Donnie.

[Rob Carson]

Why aren't people moving to New York?

[Rob Carson Show Announcer]

No bigger fraud than you.

[Rob Carson]

Why are people moving out? He's off. So Utopia City run.

[Rob Carson Show Announcer]

Grocery stores.

[Rob Carson]

Good luck with that.

[Rob Carson Show Announcer]

Private ones will close their doors. Mom Donnie. A commie. He's coming after you. Folks can't wait to leave that town.

[Rob Carson]

Why.

[Rob Carson Show Announcer]

New York City's going down with Mom Donnie Mom Donnie. He doesn't care about you.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, normally when people don't go to a restaurant, it means it sucks. Normally when people stream out of a place because they don't want to live there anymore, it means that place sucks. And that's happening with New Jersey, New York, California, and then, of course, Seattle, and then they're going to take it a little bit further. Up in Idaho. Idaho, there is a transgendered individual, a guy who still has his bait and tackle and is wearing a dress. And oddly enough, man, this guy, probably in his thirt, he decided to use the word. Are you ready for this, Maxine? If you were gonna. If you were gonna change your sex, you know, in your 30s, you know, like Caitlyn Jenner, remember, used to be Bruce Jenner. I don't know if you. Some of you gen zers didn't know that. That Caitlyn Jenner used to be a dude. He was on the Wheaties boxes a long time ago. He's the world's greatest athlete in the mid-70s. Pretty remarkable. He had hairy legs and stuff. Now he's a woman. But anyway, he wears lingerie. He's like 7ft tall and has hands the size he could grip a basketball. He could palm a basketball. But anyway, he's a woman. And, and he chose Caitlin and he's like 70 years old. Of all the names you could choose, he should have chosen Maxine because he was like in his 60s when he did it. Maxine would have been perfect. But this guy's in his 30s. He decides to sell him, call himself Maxine Durant. And he's running for she, it, whatever they themselves he ho ha. He is running for governor of Ohio.

[Maxine Idaho Duran]

Maxine Idaho Duran. And I'm running for governor of Idaho in 2026 as an independent socialist candidate. I'm running as an independent socialist. I'm also running as a proud member of democratic socialist.

[Rob Carson]

Independent socialist Socialists believe in the collective.

[Maxine Idaho Duran]

So you get it stuff America. I'm a member of the Southern Idaho DSA chapter, but I've also been endorsed by the chapters in Boise and the Idaho Falls and Pocatello area.

[Rob Carson]

That's great.

[Maxine Idaho Duran]

It's important to me to talk about what I am.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Maxine Idaho Duran]

Because I think it' important to take that name back for ourselves.

[Rob Carson]

Okay, wait a minute. Your name is Maxine. It used to be Bruce or something.

[Maxine Idaho Duran]

People say socialist like it's just automatically a bad word. And the reality is, it does have a meaning. Look at my platform. Take a look at what I'm running for. Yes, it's socialism, but these are the kinds of policies that I think most Idahoans agree we need right now.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, Idahoans, Idahoans, you bet. Yeah. I know that socialism resulted in the deaths of hundreds of millions of people last century, but our brand of socialism is different. Take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Donald Trump's election.

[Donald Trump]

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

[Rob Carson Show Announcer]

It's the Rob Carson Show.

[Rob Carson]

You know, it's kind of wild to know that you are living to see the end of the penny. The, the penny is going away. The penny has been, you know, major part of our history for as long as we've been alive. I, I've been kind of obsessed with, with pennies since I was a kid. You know, you have the Indian Head penny, you got the, the, the whatever penny. And, and, and I've got, I've got hundreds of pennies, you know, collectible pennies, I guess, in rolls, whatever. And the most valuable penny, by the way, I believe, is a 1943 copper penny. And the reason being is, and they're worth like a million dollars or maybe, maybe even more. I haven't looked lately, but they were made of like a tin or another alloy, and they were silver in the, in the, in the middle of World War II because they were using the Copper for shell casings and they were rationing the copper. And so there were only a few of these pennies stamped. These copper ones, I think they're in 1943. And I have been looking for it my entire life. I still almost every time I see a penny, I look at it to see if it's a 1943 decoupper. But it's never happened, it never will. It's like winning the Powerball. But officials say seizing the production of the $0.01 coin cost effective. Each penny made cost $0.04. Because Donald Trump is the president, they've decided to get rid of it. If Joe Biden were there, he'd be like, oh, wait a minute, hold on a second. It costs 4 cents for one penny. That's worth it. That's much better than Obamacare. For God's sake. They apparently printed the last penny yesterday. It's going to save the taxpayer $56 million. I'm the kind of person that if I see a penny on the ground, I pick it up. I just do. I just do. So there you go. For far too long, the United States minted pennies which literally cost more than 2 cents. This is so wasteful. I've instructed my secretary of the U.S. treasury to stop making pennies. The the U.S. mint was established in 1792. The penny was one of the first coins to be produced. Liberty stayed on the penny for more than 60 years. 1857, the coin got smaller and the met copper 12% nickel. These changes came with new designs. 1857-58, the new coins featured a flying eagle on the obverse and a wreath on the reverse. The Indian head appeared from 1859 to 1909. I got a bunch of those. 1909 is when they put Abe Lincoln on there. There you go. Now if the penny were that size and made of gold, they wouldn't be discontinuing it. I'll just put it that way. Because gold is now well over $4,000 an ounce. Yeah, gold coins, they don't become worthless like copper pennies. I mean, think about this, man. Gold is now, you know, well over $4,100 this week. It was $4,200 yesterday. Started off $4,000 earlier this week, and then in the beginning of the year it was $2,600. So no chance of gold coins being, you know, removed from circulation. Gold thrives in times of uncertainty. And maybe if your, your IRA or underperforming, you might consider putting it into a tax sheltered IRA in gold. Burt's Gold Will send you free gold for your. For your home, for every $20,000 purchased. How's that sound? I think it sounds pretty darn good. And all you've got to do. You know the drill. You ready? Here it is. Text my name, Rob. Rob. Very easy to remember to 989-898 and you are going to get some eligible. Well, you're going to be eligible. You're going to get free information, and then for every 20k, you're going to get free gold. So a little bonus. Little bonus, a little bonus. You know, maybe you should sell your pennies to somebody who's buying copper, right? I mean, you know, I'm just saying. But that last penny, you know, that last penny they minted yesterday, that's gonna be worth some money. That's gonna be worth some money. I would have been like, press it, put in my pocket. Okay, thanks for coming out, everybody. See you later. Where'd the penny go? I have no idea. I don't know where it went. I don't know. Anyway, text my name, Rob, to 989-898 to claim your eligibility for a free info kit on gold to Birch. Gold. What is it? What is it? Coin collecting. What is coin collecting called? Stamp collecting is. There's a. I can't remember what coin collecting is called. There's a word for coin collecting. I've got a lot of coins. I've always been obsessed with them. I'm not such a big. Is it a new mesmetist? Is that it? I don't know what it is. Anyway, this is good news. And I'll tell you, I've been involved with fostering, not fostering children myself, but my mother fostered children. My mother adopted me, my sister, my brother. And the foster system in America is sickening. There's a gigantic number. Up to 50% of kids in foster care end up homeless. They age out of the foster system, never having a family. Can you imagine not having a family at all? No one to go to, no one for Thanksgiving, no one for Christmas, no one for anything. How tough it would be. And Donald Trump yesterday, because he's a president who doesn't have pudding for brains, he is actually doing something about it. Signed an executive order to boost support for foster children who age out of the system.

[Donald Trump]

The Bible tells us that one of the measures of any society is how it cares for vulnerable children and orphans. So important and it's so big in the Bible. So as we make America great again, we are going to protect American children in foster care. And we're going to ensure that they will never, ever be forgotten. These children will never be forgotten. And they're going to grow up to be unbelievable strong, smart, wealthy, productive citizens.

[Rob Carson]

Now, my daughter has a friend who's a roomie of hers, and he's 20 years old, and he had been tossed around the foster care system, and he ultimately ended up in a home that was not the best home. And the dad killed the mom and killed himself. And he's 20 years old and he doesn't have a home. And I said to him, you'll always have a home with us. And he went and he did a job interview the couple months ago. I said, well, do you have a jacket? No, I don't. I said, well, God dang it, here. Here's some money. Go get a jacket. Do you have any pants? Well, no, not really. I said, look here, it's new masmatis for the coin collecting. So I did. And. And I said, if you don't have a place to go for Christmas, you are welcome in our house. Home. You are welcome in our home. But I'm going to tell you, there are a lot of kids who age out of foster care, and it is a damned shame. It is a damned shame. I'm not in the position to foster children right now because I'm divorced. I'm living by myself. If I could, I would. If you could, I hope you would. Adoption is such a glorious thing. And there's so many kids, particularly kids of color. If you look at, you know, any of these adoption organizations, there are just so many kids, brothers and sisters, who are just begging, begging, begging for a loving family. And, you know, listen, I know I discovered that biology doesn't mean a thing when it comes to your family. I discovered my biological family. I care about them very much, but my adoptive family are my family. They are the closest thing. And I think it's wonderful that the President of the United States is paying attention to this, unlike Joe Biden, who just allowed children to come across the southern border to be given to unvetted homes, trafficked for sex and for work. So there you go. Mary Walter joins us next. She's always awesome on a Friday. Well, she's also every day of the week, but especially on Friday because she's here. Don't go anywhere. Hey, guys, it's Carson for get fresh olive oil. I eat olive oil every day. I got rid of seed oils years ago. Life is too short to not have wonderful fresh olive oil. And I mean fresh olive oil packs the most flavor and healthy ingredients when it's fresh from the farm. And that's the problem with supermarket olive oils. They're not fresh. They could sit on the shelf for months, growing stale. That's why I get my olive oil from small award winning farms thanks to a fellow named T.J. robinson, also known as the olive oil hunter. When I tasted TJ Farms fresh olive oils, I fell in love with their vibrant, grassy flavors. They were incredibly delicious. Salad, veggies, pasta, meat, fish, you name it. And as an introduction to his fresh pressed Olive Oil Club, TJ is willing to send you a full size $39 bottle of one of the world's finest artisanal olive oils fresh from the new harvest for just $1 to help him cover shipping. There's no commitment to buy anything now or later. Get your free $39 bottle for just $1 and taste the difference freshness makes. Go to getfreshrobcarson.com that's getfreshrobcarson. Bottle and pay just $1 shipping. Get fresh robcarson.com Mary had a little lamb. Oh, I miss TV. This is the unofficial theme song for the one, the Only Mary Walter, newsman contributor. Among other things, she joins us on the Newsmax online. How you doing today, Mary?

[Mary Walter]

I'm doing great. Thank you so much for having me.

[Rob Carson]

I saw you on Newsmax the other night. I can't remember what you said it was, but it was, it was funny as hell. I remember that.

[Mary Walter]

It was Carl Higby.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, what was it? What would you say?

[Mary Walter]

It just came out of my mouth.

[Rob Carson]

It was hilarious. You just, it's a lot of fun. Carl does a great job. Carl is, he is something else. He is very unique in television because he speaks like the common man. He is unfiltered and, and you guys always say he always has great panels and you of course are part of it as well. So it's awesome.

[Mary Walter]

He had said something that the Democrats don't have any good looking women. And I reminded him that they do have Dylan Mulvaney.

[Rob Carson]

Yes. Yes. That's what it was. Yes. That is hilarious. Hey, did you. I got a few things I want to cover with you today. One of them was a lesbian named Hyman who went into a Locke and found a man. Here's Greg Gutfeld talking about it last night. Troll congressional candidate to define what a woman is. And get this, her name is Hyman and his name is Weiner. Sounds like I wrote this, but I didn't talk about destiny. But the congressional candidate Scott Weiner, who's running for Nancy Pelosi's seat, gave an answer that would make Ketanji Brown Jackson sound smart.

[Lesbian Woman]

As a lesbian woman who was attacked in the woman's locker room at Gold's Gym this week by a self identifying trans woman with a documented history of domestic violence, I'm deeply concerned about women's safety in female only spaces. What would you say to women who are seeking assurance that their safety will be protected from men who by California law can self ID as women in women only spaces? Sir, please tell me.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, so we want to, I mean everyone, to be safe. And we also know that, you know, we have trans people, both men and women, who are men and women. Oh my God in heaven. Unbelievable. So in this case, I guess Hyman beats Weiner, but you know, Weiner meets Hyman. But here's the thing. Do you suppose this woman is the line last crossed by for this nonsense?

[Mary Walter]

You know, I don't. The video that goes along with this is amazing because when she was. She was very respectful in that meeting.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Mary Walter]

She was very deferential to the politician.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Mary Walter]

But when they started in on her, she stood up. And this woman, let me tell you, she's ripped. She can take anybody. She is ripped. And she stood up and she said, if there's another black lesbian in this room and you want to come at.

[Lesbian Woman]

Me, please do, but the rest of you, be quiet.

[Mary Walter]

And I thought, I loved it because she used the whole DEI thing against them, right?

[Rob Carson]

Yes. Yes.

[Mary Walter]

Because everybody else in that room was white. So she was higher on the victimhood pyramid than any of them were. I know she's a lesbian, so that puts her up even higher. They, based on their values and the system they've set up, they had a zip and let her talk.

[Rob Carson]

Unbelievable. Here, here is that exchange. I gotta play this woman. I gotta listen.

[Lesbian Woman]

I want to support you. I have millions of people behind me watching this right now. And we want to know, are you going to protect women? Not trans women. Women, women. Trans women are different than women.

[Rob Carson]

Women.

[Lesbian Woman]

Listen, we need to protect women's safety. I was assaulted. I was assaulted. No, they are not. They are men. I was assaulted by men. He broke his wife's jaw. So Brad, she needed reconstructive surgery. I'm a lesbian. I'm not transphobic. And I'm black. So if there's another black woman in here who wants to tell me how they feel, please join in. But all of you are not. And I don't know who you are.

[Rob Carson]

What you Are, oh, there's a bunch of white people there. And they're telling the black lesbian that the white guy needs to kick her out of the locker room.

[Mary Walter]

It was gold. Because, you know, we're start where we've hit that point that we all knew we were eventually going to hit, where the victimhood pyramid is going to have to topple because it's like a Jenga puzzle. And every now and then, they take a piece from farther down and they elevate it, right?

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Mary Walter]

And people from the top fall off.

[Interviewer]

Right.

[Mary Walter]

So they don't need lesbians anymore. And the L, G, and B have had it with the TQ plus plus forever. Like, they're done with all of that. And this. They. They just can't keep it up. And I love it. And she is having none of it. She doesn't care. She puts it out there. And like I said, she could take any of them in that room. Especially that. That guy who's running.

[Rob Carson]

He was.

[Mary Walter]

He was such a soy boy, right?

[Rob Carson]

Like, oh, and did you see what else he was also. He had leather gear on at a gay LGBTQI pride pride parade. Parade. Yeah. Kind of like that Kennedy nephew who's running for. For office.

[Mary Walter]

Okay, so if anyone has not seen the video, you have to see the. What is it? Schlossberg. Is that his last name?

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mary Walter]

Caroline Kennedy's son, who kind of looks a little bit like jfk, like her brother. And he's totally capitalizing on that, but he's doing, like, this weird dance, and I posted it on X Mary Walter Radio Plug, and he. He. He's like, got his finger in his mouth, but he's acting coy, and it's like, why are they all creepy? What is wrong with them?

[Rob Carson]

It's just. It's just gross. Just honestly grotesque, I think. You know, like, I was seeing this story about how a lot of the networks are backing away from all the LGBTQIA+ programming. Part of that is the backing away from DEI, but they've overplayed their damned hand. And unfortunately, it really has hurt a lot of people because I know lot. Listen, I freakin. I introduced a lesbian couple at their wedding, for God's sake. I attended a gay wedding. I have no issue with it. And I feel bad for people who just happen to be gay. Listen, I always say, I don't care if you got a penis or vagina. It doesn't have a soul. You got a soul. If you want to commit yourself to your life together, then that's up to your church to figure out. And if you want to commit yourself to somebody, that's fine. But honestly, all this other nonsense is just an insult to gay people who have common sense.

[Mary Walter]

Listen, I don't. I truly don't care who you sleep with, nor do I need to know. So please stop flying the flag so that I could figure out which. Which team you're. But I am not participating in your little delusion. Like, you're a furry, and I'm supposed to pretend that you really are a dog. It's not happening.

[Rob Carson]

It's. It is. It is nonsense. We're letting the. The insane lead. The saying. You got a guy, used to be a girl who's running in Idaho, wants to be a Democrat, socialist governor. And I think he named himself Marge or some weird name, like, old name. He's, like, in his 30s. Yeah, it is. They've really overplayed their hand, and they've ended up. What?

[Mary Walter]

But here's what I'm gonna say. Not to interrupt you, but I just did. But here's the thing. We can laugh at them, but they're being very strategic. These young weirdos who have no background. They have, like, no background. Nothing that they've run on, they've accomplished nothing. Like Zoran Johnny, like aoc, like Barack Obama. And they're being funded by Soros and dark money, and they're strategically being put in places like Idaho, pretty much a red state, but there's enough people in Boise who are weirdos who will vote for them, and they know that. And so they're being very, very precise and strategic about where they put these people. So we can sit and laugh at them, but they're gonna be running the show in quite a few states.

[Rob Carson]

If, by the way, just real quick, Boise is now identifying as girl, and you just. You just dead named that town. We got more with Mary Walter on the other side of the break. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. This place is amazing. I told you.

[Lesbian Woman]

It's like Hogwarts.

[Rob Carson]

The. The Ladybug sanctuary. Oh, my gosh. The little cobblestone. Screw the duckies.

[Commercial Announcer]

We belong here.

[Rob Carson]

Do you think they're gonna let us in?

[Mary Walter]

Cam, relax.

[Rob Carson]

We're queer. We're here.

[Mary Walter]

Yes, we are.

[Rob Carson]

Okay, just a few more minutes.

[Donald Trump]

Thank you.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Donald Trump]

Thank you.

[Rob Carson]

Hi.

[Mary Walter]

Hi.

[Rob Carson]

I'm Stephanie Kaner, and this is Jafar.

[Katie Wilson]

And we have an interview with Mr. Plimpton.

[Rob Carson]

Wonderful.

[Mary Walter]

These two of us together.

[Rob Carson]

Single white mother, black child. So what? Lily's Asian.

[Commercial Announcer]

We're Gay. In the school admissions poker game, we're the winning hand.

[Rob Carson]

That is Cam and Mitchell in Modern Family trying to get there. Do you remember that episode? Is one of the funniest episodes in television. They're trying to get into this private school.

[Mary Walter]

When they first. When they first got Lily, do you remember? They held her up like Lion King. They had a full presentation.

[Rob Carson]

But they go into this school and they think they got it because they're a gay couple with an Asian kid. And in comes a lesbian with a black child. Lesbian couple. Black couple. And then her partner comes in in a wheelchair. Y. And so he starts talking Native American to pretend like he's Native American. It is one of the best episodes of television. And I always say that Cam and Mitchell are. I mean, one of the funniest couples ever in television. Like Lucy and Desi, but gay. I mean, really, really funny. But, you know, when you look at this and you got the black lesbian versus the trans guy in the locker room in la, I think they should make. They should have Vegas tables where they have cards with different identities on them. And you. You know, the winning hand, like, it'. You know, I'm out. I got three white guys. What do you think?

[Mary Walter]

You know, the great thing about rules change, like, every day.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Mary Walter]

Have a winning hand one day and tomorrow. Sorry. You've got a black lesbian that's not worth anything anymore.

[Rob Carson]

I gotta tell you, though, but think about this. You've got a white guy in a locker room who still has his. His parts, but just says he's a woman and took the name of the wife whose jaw he broke. And that beats a black lesbian. Been really.

[Mary Walter]

According to the gym, though, they're the same.

[Rob Carson]

I swear to God. It is. It is just glorious. It is just glorious. Speaking of Las Vegas, I was talking about that. Did you see the. They call them dystopian Las Vegas Housekeeping Olympics. This is real. There's the Housekeeping Olympics. Some people have a problem with. I don't have a problem with it. Do you have a problem with it?

[Rob Carson Show Announcer]

No.

[Mary Walter]

This is a new thing. They do it all the time. They do it every year. No one's forcing these people to participate. So everybody needs to just get a big, big bull.

[Rob Carson]

Shut up. Yes. It's like, listen. I mean, honestly, it's a bunch of Karens who look down on people who do these things for a living. And they somehow think that these. These are subsistence livings and they hate to do it and all of that. And so they feel like they need to step in and say they're, they're, you know, whatever, utilizing you or shaming you or whatever. And it's really, it's not a big deal. It's something that has to be done. And people take pride in their work. Even if they don't have a, you know, m and work as a whatever.

[Mary Walter]

They prefer that their illegal help stay hidden in the desk. That's what they prefer. You know, they just never be seen or heard from. That's what they prefer.

[Rob Carson]

That is just, just perfect. I want to mention on more of a serious note, Harmeet Dhillon going after these, these jerks who, who attacked TP USA attendees. I'm thinking the tide. The tide. It started with Donald Trump going after places like Harvard for anti Semitism and now it's becoming this. And Harmey Dillon, this is about to get real, really serious for Harvard. What are your thoughts on the anti conservative speech movement on campus and do you suppose we're making headway?

[Mary Walter]

You know, I'm just gonna lump it in with the violence all over. If you look what was happening in Chicago today, the crowd of paid protesters, they're all, listen, there was. This is to show even goes on at such a small level. So where we live there is a. That's closing and they're moving it to a bigger facility because where it is and has been since like literally the 1800s and they just keep building on it. There's no more room to build and it's become obsolete and they can't expand and they can't do the technology. So they're moving. So of course on the for whatever reason, our Frank Palone, our representative, yay, us. And this has been going on since late 2018. He's known about this. There are anyway, they've got agitators, two vans came in and they had New York plates on them. And all these people get out.

[Rob Carson]

Wow.

[Mary Walter]

Now for something as small as we don't, you know, they don't want the hospital to be moved. It's a done deal. It's moving. The property's been bought, it's done. But they're at the point where I think they're like cornered animals at this point. And when an animal is injured and cornered and is in fear, it lashes out. And that's what you're seeing happening in Chicago today, where the protesters outnumber the police. They just do. They're going to be overrun and there's been no consequences. You know, Harmony, Dylan, this is great that there's finally going to be consequences. But they have to parade these people. They have to mug shoot. It has to be a mug shot. I need a perp walk. You need to make it public. And they can't just get bailed out. They can't just, can't just bond out. There have to be serious repercussions. More than the $250 they're going to make for protesting. And then at one o' clock when the money runs out and they're all off the clock, they all disappear.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. Yeah. Finally on the list today. These are the names compiled by Namekin, a company that analyzes records worldwide. Names that are about to disappear. The top 10. Here they are. Lauren. Karen. You can see why Karen has taken a hit the last few years. I feel, but I feel bad for Karen. I really do feel bad for Karen. But you know, Karen became the, you know, it seemed to fit. It just seemed to fit. So you, those of you named Karen, I'm sorry about that. Sheila, Brenda, Gladys. Oh my God. I thought Gladys was gonna make a comeback. And for guys, Galvin, Roderick, Gary. Gary is effectively kind of non existent anymore. Neville and Dale, Good old Dale. Nobody's naming their kids Dale anymore.

[Mary Walter]

Well, I don't know anybody named Neville. That seems to be a British thing where the name is Muhammad in Britain is.

[Rob Carson]

I know, I know, I know, I know.

[Mary Walter]

You know, but everything all this new again. I just met, you know, you say Mary, it's such an old name. Oh my gosh, she must be so old. I just met a little girl named Mary.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, well Mary's a great name though.

[Mary Walter]

So it's gonna, I think some of these come back. I do. You know somebody, somebody that I saw on, on TV on a reality show, they named their baby Laura.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, I like Laura. Laura's all right.

[Mary Walter]

I, I think everything. We went through a period where everybody had to have a different name. Their kid had to have a different name. And I think those kids grew up and said, wow, sucks to be named a name that no one else has or no one understands what your name is.

[Interviewer]

Right.

[Mary Walter]

So, so they struggled. They didn't get the little red license plate for the back of their bicycle.

[Rob Carson]

Couldn't find it. You know, there's no Shaliquas. There's no Shaliquas out there. All right, so Mary, thanks for joining me me today. Where can people hear your podcast and all of your other work?

[Mary Walter]

Yes, you. Well, you can find me on Newsmax later today. I'll be on with Todd Starnes on N2 starting at 5:00'.

[Katie Wilson]

Clock.

[Mary Walter]

I will be on Wake Up America on Monday at 8:50 in the morning on Newsmax. And then I'll be on the Chris Salcedo show later on Monday as well.

[Rob Carson]

All right, cool. Have a glorious weekend. We'll talk again soon. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Card Carson show. All right. This is the Rob Carson show. A lot of stuff coming up on the show, including, well, Christian Toto. I want to talk more about the Berkeley protests and how Harmeet Dillon's going after him. Top five injuries and illnesses we see on Thanksgiving. Not a big surprise. Burns, orthopedic injuries, head injuries, stomach woes. Of course, of course, of course. Worst thing that ever happened. Are you ready for that? I'm gonna tell you my worst Thanksgiving thing. It was a few years ago. I was at home, and I'm one of these. I'm the funko, right? And I'm also the guy who always feeds the dogs. I'm the guy who sneaks the dog over and gives him some turkey while everybody yells and says, don't get the dog turkey. So I'm at my mom's house about 20 years ago, and she's got the shih tzus out in the penned area outside by the garage. And I decided to sneak out there and give them some turkey, you know, because I'm the phone call and those poor dogs are outside. So I go out and, you know, I'm sneaking out. All the nephews and nieces are outside, everybody there. And I go out and I drop some turkey into the pen with a couple of shih tzus that she had there. And I go back inside, and about an hour later, I hear screaming. And I'm like, what the hell? And my mother went outside and my niece went outside, and the shih tzus reacted to the turkey like sharks on chum and got in a fight. And one of them tore the eyeball out of the other one. So the rest of the afternoon we spent finding an emergency veterinarian because Uncle Rob gave turkey, turkey to the shih Tzus. And they reacted like a fighting a feeding frenzy. And they nearly fought each other to the death. And one of them lost an eyeball. That was my Christmas. And I tried to keep it cool like I didn't know what happened for a long time. Right until a few years ago, we were all together and they said, oh, yeah, we know you gave the shih Tzus turkey. You know, you jerk, you gave the shih Tzus turkey. Yeah, that's my big Thanksgiving injury story involving feeding two shih Tzus and having them nearly kill each other other and trying to recover from that. And trust me, every time I go home now, no matter even my age, I'm the patriarch of the family now. And everybody makes fun of the time that Uncle Rob gave the shih tzu's turkey and one of the turkeys bit the eyeball out of the other shih tzu and we spent the day finding an emergency vet to put the dog's eyeball in and a glass eyeball and everything. I know, I know, I know. Great. My whole life is about emotional baggage. It's arriving on carousels. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. I would. I bet you'd have a hard time topping that one, kids, to be honest. I know God has a sense of humor. God has a very dark sense of humor. But. But he likes to make fun of me. Let's take a break and come back. Last hour of the Rob Carson show is right ahead. Don't go anywhere.

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