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You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world Wide web. This is the Rob Carson show. Thank God it's Monday. And I do mean that. Thank God it is Monday. My gosh, what a weekend. What a weekend. I did more work this weekend than I do during the week. The work week is going to be a breeze compared to what I've been through this weekend. My God, I did all sorts of stuff. Mostly show related, oddly enough. I, I did, I stumbled upon accidentally the no Kings protest, which is the pointless, idiotic temper tantrum because Donald Trump won. That's what it is. It's, it's only based on the fact that Donald Trump kicked Kamala's, you know, rear end. That's, that's why they had it. They just think, they can't accept it. They can't take it. They don't give a crap what Donald Trump does. That is good. They are throwing a childish freaking temper tantrum. And you know what? We went through four years of hell with Joe Biden as the president, even though he did not win a free and fair election. So they did not win a free and fair election. And then of course, you know, constant haranguing by the media, censorship of us, by the way, censorship of all of our viewpoints. Removal from social media, unable to monetize on any social media, you know, all of these political indictments to Donald Trump, trying to get him off the ballot, then trying to murder him. We never did anything like this. We had to sit and endure President Pudding for Brains, President Poopy Pants. And an open border for four frigging years with millions of people coming across the southern border. Hundreds of thousands of children being trafficked for sex and work. Hundreds of thousands of women being trafficked for sex and work. Hundreds of thousands of American young people murdered by China with fentanyl. We never went out and did idiotic no Kings rallies like these morons did. And so I went down to the wonderful area here in Old Town Alexandria. I live right across from Washington D.C. you can smell, you can smell the district from here. Hold on. My, my mic thing is having a little trouble, you know, staying erect. I'll just tell it that way. Okay. There you go. Hey, are you going to do it? You're going to do it? Okay. You're a very pretty mic stand. Oh, there, it's working now. Anyway, so I live here in lovely old Town Alexandria and I, and I come down Old Town Alexandria is going to meet somebody to have a cigar because they have a cigar. Places on, on the street here in Old Town Alexandria. It ended up being a two cigar weekend, which I never do, once every six months tops. Did two this, and I'll explain later, but all of a sudden I see the, the, the town square where they normally have the wonderful, you know, Saturday farmers market has been overtaken by a bunch of boomer hippies from hell. Okay, so you got all these old women, all these crazy cul de sac Karens with their gray hair and their emasculated husbands just standing there. Yes, dear. Yes, dear. And it is the same stuff. Remember what I told you about Kamala Harris's a constituency? I said it was what, cul de sac dwelling, liberal, busybody cat lady Karens and the emasculated men in their lives. And that's what came out this weekend. And they lied about the crowd size. MSNBC said, oh, there's millions of people out here. And they showed footage from a 2017 rally. So it was not what they're telling you it was. It had the, and I actually heard someone echo me, echo me saying that this, the impact of the, the no kings is like a fart in a tornado. I say fart in a hurricane, but honestly, it is, it is completely worthless. Donald Trump is absolutely kicking butt as the president. Everybody knows it. And no matter what the Democrats say, it doesn't matter to most of us. It doesn't matter. You've got people like J.D. pritzker saying that, oh yeah, Portland is peaceful. Nobody believes that Portland is peaceful. Nobody believes Chicago is peaceful. You know why? Because we can see it on the frigging news and social media. In fact, if you're on social media, you see attacks on ICE left and right. Then you now are seeing, of course, ICE agents beating the snot out of people who attack them violently. That always makes me smile. So none of it is resonating with the American people. None of them believe that Donald Trump is acting like a king. Because that happened when Barack Obama and Joe Biden were the president. That's when it happened. We know it. So honestly, we can keep doing this crap for another three years, but we're not actually. You know why? Because it's about to be defunded. Donald Trump is going after and the DOJ going after all the funding by these billionaire Marxists around the world and the class of 1968. You're gonna have to go quietly into the night. I would say go work at Walmart, but they would never hire you because you suck. You're terrible people. Just go somewhere, live your final years. You know, hoora. Your husband, your poor beat down husband that you bring down to these rallies. Hold up the sign, dear. Hold up the sign. We are protesting the Doe Kings rally. Okay, dear, you should see it. My God. I did a couple videos on social media and it is, it's got these Karens out marching in front and then the husbands are right behind holding the sign, like, oh, crap, man. You know, I just kind of wanted to yell out the window, hey, we're having cigars up here, guys. You can leave the old lady down there, but I wouldn't want to sit with those guys because they're a bunch of soy boys. They start complaining about the smoke or something and trying to tell me, you know, you know, whatever. Want nothing to do them, nothing to do them at all. Here is Greg Gutfeld and this is a great analogy, by the way. I was having a wonderful conversation with Mike Carter from Newsmax. We are brothers from another mother, by the way. Our lives are like parallel. It's crazy. Five years ago he was working overnights XM Satellite Radio as a producer. Got discovered by Chris Ruddy. I was selling cars. Got discovered by Chris Ruddy. And it goes on from there. We have matching tattoos. No, we don't actually have that, but had a great conversation with, with Mike. He's an amazing man. And I, and I told him you know, there are several people that I, I love their take on things frequently because they're ahead of the thought curve. A lot of the times, you know, thoughts about things are obvious. It's obvious that it's unnatural, bizarre and awful to transition a girl into being a boy and vice versa. That's obvious. If you have that as your observation, you're not much of a pun pundit. It's when you come up with some nuance that you get really good. And I think I do a little bit of that. Victor Davis Hansen does a little bit of that. And, and of course, Greg, Greg Gutfeld does a little bit of that. But he uses humor. Listen to this.