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You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world wide. This is the Rob Carson show.
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And by the grace of God it is finally Friday. Welcome to hour number two of the Rob Carson Show. I want to remind you this weekend I have a TV show. It's called Rob Carson's what in the World and it's on Sundays at 8:30. He's following Dr. Michael Savage. One of the reasons being is he thinks it's one of the funniest shows out there. Dr. Michael Savage loves my show. So does President Trump. By the way. This weekend's show, I watched it back and you know I have a hate, hate relationship with myself. So I usually, I don't watch my TV show when it's on just because you know, I'm like, I'll sit there and go, oh God you look fat. Whatever. And this, I watched it, I watched the show yesterday afternoon and it's really funny. This is a really funny show. I'm just, I don't know, a lot of stuff happened this week. A lot of, a lot of insanity the last couple of weeks. A lot of stress and the dam broke. This week. You'll notice the stream is working beautifully. The stream is streaming like a, like a college age guy at a frat party after playing beer pong all night. That's how well it's going. It is streaming and so that, that helped a lot and so I just, I'm kind of taking the gloves off when it comes to funny. When it comes to funny. Chuck Norris passed away. We are celebrating his life. We are not Mourning his death. We are celebrating his life. There has never been a hurricane named Chuck because it would have destroyed everything. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost. Remember these? You've got a couple more here. You want to go to the next page? The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors. These are great. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are now known as giraffes. Chuck Norris watches 60 Minutes in 20 minutes. A couple Chuck Norris jokes for you there. I want to get into it, I want to tell you something that happened to me yesterday, if you don't mind, point of personal privilege here because it's kind of interesting and kind of funny. It's funny. Actually, I wasn't laughing yesterday. I was freaking out. But yesterday we had a, we had a conference call with a bunch of potential affiliate radio stations around the country. And I kind of forgot it a little bit there. And then I recognized right as right before it was happening, oh my God, I gotta be on. So I, I, I'm told it's gonna be on this. It's not zoom. It's another thing, right? And I haven't used this other thing. So I try to sign on and won't sign on. And I've got like, there are like eight programmers there wanting to meet Rob Carson of the Rob Carson Show. I mean, this is like, you've got to be there. So I, I get in my truck and I try to dial it in on my cell phone into this thing. And, and I gotta tell you, probably a fourth of my day is spent getting some sort of damn text from somebody giving me, you know, if I want to get in my bank account, it's got, it's got to text me a four digit code. Every dang thing that I'm affiliated with. If I try to get on it, I got to get a four digit code emailed or texted to me so I can get into it. Every time I get into the bank, I got to do that. Every time I try to get a prescription filled, I got to do it. Every time I try to, you know, whatever, sign into Disney Plus, I don't even know. But it's always like, we'll send you a 4 digit code, send it back right away. So I had to do like five times. So I'm now 10 minutes late for this call and it's not looking good for Rob Carson being late for this call. So I'm on the street and I'm at this notorious intersection right near my apartment that is always. It takes me sometimes 20 minutes to turn left because there's traffic. So I'm sitting there, I can't get through. Time is ticking away. I say screw it and I drove over a 6 inch median. I just took buck, went right. They must have thought I was out of my mind. The people around me. Nobody ever drives over a 6 inch medium. I popped over that sucker, went over to the parking lot, slammed the truck in park, turned it off, ran, started running. Card is sprinting now. Let me explain something to you. Running a third of a mile at a sprint pace at age 30, no problem. You might be a little sore the next day but you know, honestly just stretch it out, you'll be cool when you're twice that age. I'm about a fourth of a mile into the third mile dash to the apartment and I torque my hamstring and I, I think I even heard it, it was like. Because it just kind of went and then just pain, just a knife in the back of the leg. So all of a sudden I'm walking like a zombie to the apartment. Then I get to the apartment complex but my apartment's on the top floor. Guess what? I left the key fob for the elevator in the car. So I had to take a possibly torn hamstring up 10 flights of stairs. 10 flights of stairs. So I get up to my apartment. I didn't have the webcam set up, I signed on and I literally plugged in the webcam to get on the broadcast. The most impressive part about all of this, even though, and by the way, I can't even friggin walk today, it's just like what the hell. So, so I go in, I sit down and my recovery time is amazing. Within a minute my heart rate was back to normal and my breathing was back to normal. So the working out has really helped. But I would. I will never run 100 yard dash again. Yeah, that's okay. There's a point in your life, there's some things you just aren't going to do anymore. And running 100 yard dash or sprinting a quarter mile, it's not going to happen anymore. Probably not going to go skiing again either. I don't even care. It doesn't matter. I'm going to leave those things behind me. But that's what happened yesterday and I ended up getting, we had a great conference call. We had a terrific conference call. Even though a little bit late, I was a little bit late, you know, it's like if I was Chuck Doris, nobody would care. Nobody would care. No, no, no. Not one little bit. So let's. It was. My life is a comedy of errors. Oh, gosh, I got a story every day, I swear to God. So Tulsi Gabbard and John Ratcliffe were under oath on Capitol Hill talking about the. The imminent threat that was posed by Iran because the Democrats are screeching because. And our military are absolutely kicking butt in Iran. And they see in a free Iran their doom. They. They see in there. In a free Cuba their doom. They wanted Maduro replaced, put back because they see in a free Venezuela their doom. So they are willing to sell our troops down the river and say there was no threat just to cast aspersions on their operation. And here is Tulsi Gabbard and talking about that.
