The Rob Carson Show: "Saving America from Crazy Karens"
Date: February 12, 2026
Host: Rob Carson
Podcast: Newsmax Radio (Live)
Theme: Political humor and commentary on current political news, media culture, voter ID laws, and a satirical segment on "Crazy Karens."
Episode Overview
In this episode, Rob Carson delivers a mix of satirical commentary and serious discussion on American politics and culture. The main focus circles around declining trust in mainstream media, debates over voter ID laws (the "Save America Act"), and the role of vocal activists—dubbed "Crazy Karens"—in shaping public discourse. Carson leans into comedic parody, biting analysis, and features notable political soundbites.
Key Discussion Points & Segments
1. Media Decline: CNN and the Washington Post’s Troubles
[00:22–07:39]
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Loss of Trust in Legacy Media:
- CNN has lost two-thirds of its viewership since 2016.
- Carson criticizes CNN’s refusal to self-reflect after leaning into the "Russia collusion hoax" and promoting government narratives without dissent.
- Newsmax's rise attributed to maintaining journalistic integrity and curiosity.
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Washington Post Protests Parodied:
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Carson recounts recently laid-off Washington Post staffers unsuccessfully trying to access their building, lampooning their confusion and sense of entitlement.
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Memorable quote:
"You don't have a right to a job. This is what they're teaching kids in college, I guess."
—Rob Carson [07:46] -
Carson compares the protestors’ mentality to campus activism, mocking their expectation of being rehired due to demonstrations.
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2. The Voter ID Debate & The SAVE America Act
[10:18–23:18 and throughout]
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Arguments Against Voter ID:
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Carson plays and mocks Democratic representatives’ claims that voter ID laws are racist, misogynistic, and would disenfranchise women and minorities (including the viral "name change" argument).
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He satirizes Rep. Hillary Scholten and others who argue women with name changes would be unable to vote.
- Notable quote:
"If you're going to vote, you need to be a citizen. The only way to prove you're a citizen is a form of identification."
—Rob Carson [09:11]
- Notable quote:
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Democrats’ argument characterized as progressive overreach and weaponization of identity politics.
- Memorable quote:
"Republicans are invoking historical policies intended...to disenfranchise Americans—especially working people, women, students, Indigenous people—anyone who threatens their extremist white supremacist agenda."
—Democrat Rep. Delia Ramirez [11:27]
- Memorable quote:
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Arguments For Voter ID:
- Contrasts political rhetoric with widespread bipartisan voter support for ID requirements.
- Carson and GOP commentators frame the Democrat opposition as a means to facilitate illegal voting and maintain political power.
- Notable quote:
"There's nothing wrong with asking people for a dang ID. Because you know what — we’ve had our votes stolen for a very long time in this country."
—Rob Carson [14:11]
- Notable quote:
- Anna Paulina Luna’s criticism of GOP leadership for lack of action on the Save America act.
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Panel Segments/CNN Discussion:
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Features clips from Democrats and progressive panelists arguing voter ID would suppress turnout among minorities and marginalized groups, with Republicans and Carson debunking and mocking their claims.
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Humorous exchange:
"These folks will sell a child to a predator for a dollar."
—"Crazy Karen" (satirical segment) [28:03]
"Well, there goes my child trafficking business. Thank you."
—Rob Carson [28:08]
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3. Satire & Parody – "Crazy Karen of the Day"
[27:45–30:29, 31:31–32:58]
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Feature Segment:
- Carson debuts a recurring bit highlighting "Crazy Karens"—liberal activists portrayed as irrational and hysterical.
- Today’s "Karen" rants about not associating with Republicans, accuses them of child trafficking, not believing in science, and leaving chicken out at room temperature.
- Song parody about "cat ladies/Karens" follows ("They're cat ladies… out of their minds").
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Memorable quotes:
"You’re gonna let someone who believes in alternative facts do your taxes? The Humane Society will not adopt a cat to you."
—Crazy Karen [28:28], Rob Carson [28:31]
"Republicans who believe in voter ID and deporting illegals will let their chicken set out. My God."
—Rob Carson [31:42]
4. Immigration, Illegal Votes, and The Democrat Strategy
[21:39–23:19]
- Elon Musk on Illegal Immigration:
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Explains how payments and government incentives attract illegal immigrants and why Democrats support it as a voter base strategy.
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Notable quote:
"The Democratic Party wants to destroy democracy by importing voters. You know, the Republican Party disagrees with them."
—Elon Musk [23:09] -
Carson and Musk suggest Democrats weaponize accusations of "racism" against dissenters to distract from their own actions.
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5. Call-In Segment: Maryland Election Judge
[24:03–26:26]
- Listener Mark from Baltimore:
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Brings up real-world concerns about voter ID law implementation at the precinct level.
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Carson notes the resistance to showing ID even when offered, satirically suggesting all ID be eliminated if the logic against ID for voting is followed.
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Notable exchange:
"Why not just get rid of driver's licenses, right?... Because getting an ID is racist."
—Rob Carson [25:05]
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6. Economic Good News & Government Workforce
[32:58–37:12]
- A Turnaround in the Economy:
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Scott Bessant and Kevin Hassett discuss increase in private sector jobs, decrease in government jobs, and improved prime age labor force participation—framed as “winning.”
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Points out how federal job cuts reflect broader changes, poking fun at tenure and remote work among government employees.
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Notable quote:
"If you got a job you hate so much, you don't want to go back to work for it for four years... maybe it's time to reconsider doing something else."
—Rob Carson [35:27]
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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On Media Layoffs:
"They pulled a temper tantrum, tried to enter the building... your card still won’t work. It’s like, let her go, baby, she’s never coming back to you."
—Rob Carson [07:46] -
On Voter ID as Common Sense:
"80% of Americans are fine with ID. You need one for everything, even renting a Sea-Doo."
—Republican Commentator, paraphrased [12:23–12:59] -
On Democrat Rhetoric:
"They are throwing anything at the wall and see if it'll stick."
—Rob Carson [12:01] -
On Political Satire:
"This is a new feature on the show because so many white women are freaking insane… This all started with the Salem witch trials…"
—Rob Carson [27:28] -
On Accusations Against Conservatives:
"These folks will sell a child to a predator for a dollar."
—Crazy Karen [28:03] -
On "Karenism":
"Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Have clearly lost their minds... They're cat ladies… Talking about some miserable ladies."
—Show Announcer song parody [29:54–30:27]
Important Timestamps
- [00:22] Media decline: CNN’s ratings and Newsmax’s rise
- [06:13] Washington Post staff protest, keycard farce
- [09:11] Voter ID rationale; beginning Save America Act debate
- [11:27] Rep. Delia Ramirez’s “white supremacist agenda” accusation
- [12:23] Republican commentator: "80% support"
- [14:11] Carson’s rant on "spineless" politicians and election security
- [21:39] Elon Musk: Why Democrats welcome illegal votes
- [24:03] Call-in: Mark from Baltimore, real-world poll worker perspective
- [27:45] "Crazy Karen" segment; cat lady parody [28:28]
- [32:58] “Winning” segment: private vs. government jobs; economic recovery [33:14]
- [36:03] Kevin Hassett: droppping government employment stats
- [37:12] Wrap-up, promotions, outgoing segment
Tone & Language
- Tone: Sarcastic, irreverent, satirical with moments of earnest populist argument
- Language: Blunt, colloquial, often mocking and highly conservative
- Style: Blends political analysis, parody, and call-in interaction in a format reminiscent of conservative talk radio and late-night satire
Summary for New Listeners
If you haven't listened to the episode, expect a whirlwind of conservative commentary, comedic takedowns of politicians and activists (with a special satirical focus on "Karens"), and fierce advocacy for voter ID laws. Rob Carson riffs on media failures, skewers left-wing rhetoric, and invites both political insiders and everyday listeners to chime in—always with his signature mix of brash humor and pointed critique.