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Morning, Zoe. Got donuts.
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You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world Wide web. This is the Rob Carson Show. Thank you for calling the White House comment line. Hello America, this is White House press Secretary Caroline Levitt. Democrats in Congress have shut down the federal government because they care more about funding health care for illegal immigrants than they care about serving you, the American people. Until Democrats vote for the clean Republican backed continuing resolution to reopen the government, the White House is unable to answer your call or respond to your questions. We look forward to hearing from you again very soon. And in the meantime, please know President Trump will never stop fighting for you. And thank you and God bless you.
A (2:01)
All right, cool. Where's the beep? I want to leave a message. Good job. Keep going up the good work. You guys are kicking butt. Seriously. Woo. Hey, how you doing there? Welcome to the show. Oh my goodness, it's already Thursday. It's already Thursday for crying out loud. October the second. I, I went out last night. I went to, I went to a gathering. This is kind of a, what I, what I'm doing here is kind of a white trash Mr. Smith goes to Washington, you know, and bringing you guys with me here. And I'm not saying all of you are white or anything but you know, we're kind of like here, you know, and so I got invited to a gathering last night. I went to a thing for Article 3 project, which is Mike Davis's great organization and he's my hero. He's a friggin great journalist and investigator and all of that. And so Mike Davis put together this little soiree down there on Pennsylvania Avenue. And I wear a suit and everything. And I went in there and I got to meet Mike Davis. He got a big hug from Mike. He loves my show. And I was like, oh my God, this is fantastic. And I met a bunch of people. I'll tell you about that in a minute. But I mean, I met my, my girlfriend. I met my girlfriend and Jeanine Pirro, I met her. That was pretty cool. So anyway, we'll get to all of that as the, as the show progresses here. My monitor just went off. Hold on one second. My monitor. Occasionally the power cable gets unplugged here. But anyway, so I go to this gathering and it's kind of funny because, oh, now it's completely off altogether. That's, that's fantastic. That's just awesome. So we'll have to get through without doing the monitor here the first break. But anyway, so I go to the. This event for Article 3 project and, and I walk in and I meet that. And it's kind of interesting because when I say, for instance to, when I introduce myself to some people, you get a kind of a poor reaction. I'll just tell you, generally are people who work for the New York Times or the Wall Street Journal. And last night I met a guy from the Wal. And, and, and it reminded me of. You ever seen the movie Christmas Vacation? When, when Randy Quaid arrives there in the, in the, the old beat up rv and he said, well, the crabber is full Clark. And you know, and all that's how I feel at these events because that's how they kind of treat me when you meet people like from the Wall Street Journal and you say you work for Newsmax. So I'm standing there, you know, and I'm, I'm, in case you didn't know, I'm rather vociferous. And so I'm walking up to people and I immediately say my opening line is, wow, I thought I was the only guy here going to wear a blue suit because everybody wears a blue suit. I've got to come up with another color because everybody wears blue suits. And you know, anyway, so I'm at this gathering, I'm wearing a blue suit and I use that as an open line. And you start talking to somebody, how you doing? And you can tell when they're kind of snotty and they're kind of east coast and all of that. And, you know, and I. And I'll say, yeah, who do you.
