The Rob Carson Show — "Shake Your Menorah While the Keystone Cops Panic"

Date: December 17, 2025
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax Radio)
Featured Guest: Chris Salcedo (“Liberty Loving Latino”, Newsmax)
Comedic Contributor: Jim Gossett
Other Voices: Rob Finnerty, Carolyn Wren, John Deptro, Peter Nerona (Rhode Island AG), Providence Mayor Smiley

Episode Overview

This episode, titled "Shake Your Menorah While the Keystone Cops Panic", delivers Rob Carson’s trademark blend of political satire and pointed commentary. The main focus is a scathing deconstruction of law enforcement's response to the recent Brown University shooting, with additional exploration of the cultural and political implications, especially in regards to DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) policies. Humorous musical parodies and a spirited discussion on Hispanic voter dynamics with Chris Salcedo lighten the tone. Throughout, Carson critiques progressive governance, media double standards, and what he perceives as the ineptitude of liberal institutions.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Satire & Showmanship: Kicking Off Christmas Week

• [00:22–02:09]
  • Rob introduces the show with holiday music and witty parody (“These Are My Favorite Conservative Things” by Jim Gossett), using humor to frame current political events.
  • Quote [01:09, Jim Gossett]:
    “Reducing spending, securing the border, restoring faith in law and order...These are my favorite conservative claims.”
• Carson plugs his own TV special and acknowledges some upcoming time off, blending self-deprecating humor with program updates.

2. Brown University Shooting: "Keystone Cops" and DEI-Centric Policing

Law Enforcement’s Confused Response

• [03:05–12:49]
  • Only 0.8% of Brown students identify as conservative, underscoring ideological homogeneity on campus ([03:15]).
  • Carson and guest Rob Finnerty excoriate Providence police for their lack of progress and confusing communication.
  • Quote [05:22, Rob Finnerty]:
    “This is now beyond parody...the investigation is being run by people more concerned with DEI than with finding the killer.”
  • The semantics of calling a suspect “in custody” vs. “detained” are lampooned as emblematic of misplaced priorities ([06:05–06:30]).
  • Tensions rise as officials dodge questions about a possible Islamic terrorism motive, and fail to disclose what the shooter reportedly yelled.
  • Quote [08:01, Rob Finnerty]:
    “The woke mayor...and the DEI police chief don’t want to offend anybody—more comfortable risking the lives of more innocent people.”

Alleged Targeting of Conservative Student

• Reports circulate that Ella Cook, a leading campus Republican, was specifically targeted ([09:31, Mark Halperin]). Carson and Halperin speculate this is being hushed due to campus politics.

The Missing Profile, Muddled Motives, and Official Frustration

• [10:31–12:22]
  • Mysteriously, a pro-Palestinian activist’s Brown University profile vanishes; officials cite “caution,” but Carson calls it possible evidence cover-up.

Cultural Critique: The Limits of “Emoting”

• [13:13–14:41]
  • Providence’s Mayor Smiley focuses on community healing and emotional response, which Rob derides as pointless while the suspect is still at large.
  • Quote [13:40, Rob Carson]:
    “I don’t think it’s as personal as the two victims’ families feel that it’s personal...who cares?”
  • Quote [14:27, Rob Carson]:
    “Oh, you had a candlelight vigil. That’ll accomplish much as the killer is on the loose.”

Suppression and Narrative Management

• [15:13–16:06]
  • Authorities’ refusal to engage with reports of the shooter shouting "Allahu Akbar" is linked to DEI-driven narrative control.
  • Free Palestine student celebrations of the victim’s death spark further outrage from Carson.

Forensic Failures & Opportunities Missed

• [16:30–17:23]
  • John Deptro highlights procedural failures allowing the suspect to possibly escape, with snow erasing forensic evidence.

3. Gold, Inflation, and Prepper Paranoia...with a Wink

• [17:23–21:24]
  • Carson segues into gold’s rising value as a metaphor for societal instability; playful plugs for gold dealers and Christmas gifting are peppered with darkly comic observations.

4. Interview: Chris Salcedo on Hispanic Voters and Border Politics

• [21:24–33:41]
  • Chris Salcedo joins for a passionate discussion on shifting Latino allegiances toward conservatism.
  • Salcedo lambasts the Democratic Party over border policy, linking it to the endangerment and exploitation of Hispanic children.
  • Quote [23:14, Chris Salcedo]:
    “Our government turned into pimps under Beijing Biden...selling children into sex slavery. Many Latinos said, ‘No, not in my name.’”
  • Discussion of Trump’s appeal to Hispanic voters, and skepticism of media narratives about mass Latino defections.
    • Carson accuses pollsters of shaping rather than reflecting public opinion ([26:57]).
    • Quote [26:01, Chris Salcedo]:
      “If the Republicans aren’t careful to show the results...that could become something more ingrained.”
  • The pair mock media fixation on Trump’s online “truths” and alleged crumbling support, instead arguing his base is steadfast.

On Media & Double Standards

• [29:28–31:45]
  • Carson and Salcedo dissect the media’s selective outrage, contrasting the left’s vilification of conservative figures with their own “celebrations of violence.”
  • Quote [31:11, Chris Salcedo]:
    “To call it celebrating the death of Rob Reiner...that’s not celebrating anything.”
  • They discuss left-wing personalities (Keith Olbermann, Kathy Griffin), branding them mentally unhinged for their extremist rhetoric.

Closing Thoughts: Culture, "80-20 Issues," Assimilation, and Exasperation with Anti-Americanism

• [32:55–34:53]
  • Carson notes a broad coalition (the “80%”) wants to save America, while the rest should “be deported.” He and Salcedo vent about anti-American immigrants, referencing viral social media.
  • Quote [33:52, Chris Salcedo]:
    “Not only do they hate America, not only are they racists...but they’re also vile and vulgar.”
  • Carson: “We’re at it. We’re done with radical Islam. We are done with it...The left exposes its flank so we can kick its ass.”

Holiday Camaraderie

• [35:25–36:34]
  • Warm holiday sentiments close the Salcedo segment, with mutual admiration (and playful threats on political apostasy).

5. Hanukkah Parody & The Fight Against Radical Islam

• [36:54–37:52]
  • Gossett and Carson perform “Shake Your Menorah”—a lighthearted yet assertive musical parody urging proud support for Israel and defiance toward Hamas.
  • Quote [36:54, Jim Gossett]:
    “Shake, shake, shake your menorah...Show all the haters like AOC, don’t be afraid, you squad love the enemy.”
  • Carson asserts: “We got a battle with radical Islam and...it’s time to beat their rear ends to hell. How’s that sound? Yeah, it’s about dang time.”

6. Media Censorship, NewsGuard, and Conservative Blacklisting

• [37:52–40:14]
  • Carson praises Congressional moves to block military advertising from using left-leaning “media monitors” like NewsGuard, which he claims unfairly blacklist conservative media.
  • Quote [39:46, Rob Carson]:
    “Why doesn’t Jeep advertise on Newsmax? Because they’re afraid...They’ve made it impossible to get advertisers and it’s ridiculous.”
  • Victories against censorship are framed as a win for free expression and conservative platforms.

Notable Quotes

• On DEI in Law Enforcement:
  “The investigation is being run by people more concerned with DEI than with finding the killer.” – Rob Finnerty [05:22]
• On Media and Double Standards:
  “My friend Chris Plant always says, if there weren’t double standards, then the numbers would not have standards at all.” – Rob Carson [30:20]
• On Border Policy:
  “Our government turned into pimps under Beijing Biden...Many Latinos said, ‘No, not in my name, no thanks.’” – Chris Salcedo [23:14]
• On Cultural Realignment:
  “80% of us believe the country is going the wrong direction...and as far as those 20%, screw them. Deport the crap out of them.” – Rob Carson [33:41]
• On Hanukkah Parody:
  “Shake, shake, shake your menorah...Show Hamas we’re ready and able.” – Jim Gossett (song) [36:54]

Key Timestamps

• 00:22–02:09: Opening satire, Christmas parody song.
• 03:05–12:49: Discussion and critique of law enforcement handling Brown shooting; DEI criticism.
• 13:13–14:41: Analysis of “emoting” officials and ineffectual community responses.
• 15:13–16:06: Allegations about the shooter’s motive and Free Palestine student reactions.
• 21:24–36:34: Chris Salcedo interview – Hispanic politics, border issues, cultural realignment.
• 36:54–37:52: Hanukkah musical parody (“Shake Your Menorah”).
• 37:52–40:14: Rant against media censorship and conservative advertiser blacklisting.

Summary Style & Flow

The episode is high-energy, chatty, and biting—full of irreverence, parody, and unapologetically conservative invective. Carson and his guests oscillate from gallows humor to serious allegations with ease, using both music and rapid-fire commentary to keep the audience engaged. Even the most serious news is offered with a dose of satirical skepticism, and even criticism is delivered with a certain mischievous glee.