Transcript
John Deptro (0:04)
Hold it.
Rob Carson (0:05)
Now.
Jim Gossett (0:07)
You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world wide web. This is the ROB Carson Show.
Rob Carson (0:22)
This is the Rob Carson Show. Our number do of the radio program. Chris Salcedo, Newsmax. Only liberty loving Latino joins us at the bott of the hour. He's always awesome to talk to. He's a good friend of this here radio program. It is Christmas week so I think we need a little Christmas music as propos of nothing other than the fact that only this show does it. The only show in America to do this level of satire. This one right here.
Jim Gossett (0:49)
Jim Gossett, People winning and winning and never losing. Results that drive Nancy Pelosi to boozing. Chris Christie choking on buffalo. These are my favorite conservative things.
Rob Carson (1:09)
Mine too.
Jim Gossett (1:09)
Gas prices fallen. They are. Inflation dropping to our momentum. There is no stopping an end to eight wars. What joy that brings. These are a few of my favorite things. Reducing spending, securing the border, restoring faith in law and order, arresting a punk. I don't know kings. These are my favorite conservative claims. When Chuck's humor makes me nauseous, when I'm feeling sad, I simply remember we're bum and drunk votes and that I don't feel so bad.
Rob Carson (2:09)
There you go. Jim Gossett put that together with the voice of the president and there you go. If you want to help out Jim, go to patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy if you would like to help him out, it would be such a blessing. Oh, by the way, and my TV show is Rob Carson's what in the World. And it is on Sunday nights following Dr. Michael Savage show. Exactly where you'd expect to find the comedy show. That said, this weekend, another regular show and then the next weekend we're gonna be doing a Christmas show. And then the next weekend we're doing a best of show for the entire year. And both of them are absolutely outstanding. If you get a chance to set your DVR and whatnot, it is called Rob Carson's what in the World on Newsmax. And Donald Trump says that makes me the funniest man on television. Oh, and by the way, I'm gonna be off next week and the week after. It's only like six vacation days, but I need the time off and we will not be streaming the show in that time. I know, I know you're gonna miss seeing my face. I know. You'll just have to go to my, my, my only fans page which gets no traffic. It's Weird. No traffic at all. Actually, I don't have one. I'm just kidding. But anyway, that said, it's gonna not gonna be streaming next week. Mary Walter is gonna be filling in for a good amount of the time while I drive across the country and. And just kind of chill, just kind of relax, Reconnect with the family, reconnect with the kids and the do I've been deployed. You want to know what percent of Brown University students are conservative? You want to. You want to guess? 10%? No, no, it's much less. Is it 5%? No, no, no, no. Is it. Is it. Is it. Is it 2%? No. 1%. No, it's less than that. 0.8% of Brown University students identify as conservative. That's how monolithic the left is in that. In that town. In the town is run by a bunch of woke idiots. We'll get to that in one second. Whether you hear the mayor, Mayor Smiley. Oh, my God. What a. What a. Just a. Okay. Bondi Beach. The shooters were able to shoot for 10 minutes, reload their guns again and again until the police finally arrived with handguns. And it took a guy unarmed to tackle the gunman and take away his gun. Okay, These idiots. No cameras on the back of the building where this guy went in to kill two people and injure another nine. Walks out. No good camera footage, and the trail is going cold because they're a bunch of woke dei morons. They're. The chief of police is a woke dei moron. Ella Cook was part of that 0.8%. She was the leading campus Republican, leading some to believe that she was targeted. Rob Finnerty last night on on Newsmax did a sterling job covering the story and expressing the truth.
