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Rob Carson
Hold it.
Michael Charbonne
Now.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world wide web. This is the Rob Carson show,
Rob Carson
Usa. Come on.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
Well, thank you very much everybody. It's a special place and I am here to announce my candidacy.
Rob Carson
Oh my God. Oh, I'm just playing with your little tiny brains, you little tiny unhappy little democrat socialists and democrats and liberal media brains just messing with you. I love it man. I just, I love it. I was watching. Or actually I was listening. Thank you very much on Newsmax plus. Thank you very much the app in my Bronco Buck yesterday I was driving home and I'm listening to this speech and it's speech to Donald Trump and he's in Georgia and he's talking about a whole bunch of stuff and he just, he just started riffing. He started riffing and I'm like, oh my God. And when he said that line, I went, oh, heads are exploding. Heads are exploding. And we're never guys, we're never going to have a candidate or a president who speaks so beautifully, weaving seamlessly from script to improvisation. Oh shut up you guys, shut up. He's friggin brilliant. He does stand up comedy, then he jumps right back to the script. There's nobody better. The man is absolutely brilliant. He knows how to work a crowd. He knows ebbs and flows. He knows how to bring them up and bring them down and he is just hilarious. And it was a brilliant, brilliant speech. And then there of course, the big, the line. This is the line. Because we have officially declared war on communism, by the way. We are going to stomp these little spoiled entitled brats who are over educated and underemployed and we are going to put them out of our misery. If you think that you're going to take over our country with Communism, okay, about 100 million of us are very well armed physically and intellectually and we're not going to let it happen, okay? Because see, children don't get their way, all right? Not in our world, no. Children, they can demand candy at the cash register and where the mom and dad say nah. And if you say another word, I'm going to give it to you when we get to the car, I that's what we're going to do with these punks. But anyway, here is Donald Trump yesterday. Line of the day.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
America is back. It's stronger than ever before. And I'm telling you, it's only going one way, it's going up. As long as we keep our current thinking, our current system, it's going up. If you go the other way, nothing ever succeeds. No, I made the statement once with communism, everything turns to shit.
Rob Carson
Yeah, yeah, that's true. It's true. 100% terrible thing. It does, it does, it does. And honestly, we're not going to, we're just not going to let these spoiled little children take our country. I mean, you can dream all you want, you dream all you want, but there's a little bit of history and a whole lot of battle hardened souls. We have buried our dead on foreign shores, stopping Marxism and communism around the world. And many have suffered and many have died and many have returned home wounded, mentally or physically. And we're never going to let it win here. And if you think you can do it, you are absolutely wrong because we'll do anything to stop it. We will fight you to the end. That's just it. And I believe that there is an awakening happening. The great thing about this is the Democrat Party is being split cleaved down the middle, if you will. And this is kind of interesting because I've been talking about the Democrat Party's gonna have to reinvent itself or disappear into the dustbin of history. They've been going left, left, left, left, left, left. And this DSA attempted takeover of the Democrat Party may be the smelling salts that Democrats with a modicum of common sense needed to wake them out of their, their frenzy or their mental whatever that convinced them about stupid things like an open border is fine and defunding the police is fine and boys can become girls and compete this nonsense. Maybe this is the smelling salts that make them go, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the, what, what, what do we do? Okay, now we can get back to something. And I've been talking about this for a while and I've been talking to common sense Democrats and my producer, Ken Redneck MacGyver, he said, Rob, you really, you don't need to be talking to them because the Democrats don't listen to this show. And I said, okay, all right. And then yesterday had a, had a little meeting, a little powwow with Ralph Renzi who's now in charge of Newsmax audio. And he showed me some of the, the qualitative and quantitative data of Newsmax in general. And guess what? There are a lot of Democrats on the fence who watch Newsmax and listen to my show and watch my show. There are. So, so my, my dealer here is, you know, you know how Bill Maher is as a leftist, he's kind of open minded to hear stuff. Well, how about this? I've been saying to you Democrats, I said 80% of us believe the country's head in the wrong direction. 80% of us can come together to save her. So why don't we get back to the old stuff, all right? Roe v. Wade is gone. Sorry. All right? But we can, we can disagree. I say that abortion should be incredibly rare and incredibly early.
Michael Charbonne
All right?
Rob Carson
And you, you know, you disagree with me, but let's disagree on that, all right? Let's disagree on some other stuff, okay? Maybe you're never going, I'm never going to live under socialized medicine. That's it. But how about we stop making Medicare and Medicaid such gigantic assessed pools of corruption? How about that? How about we come together on getting rid of corruption? How about, and here's another thing we agree on. Are you ready for this? Voter id. Oh my God. Voter id. You and me, we disagree. You to a little bit lesser degree. You, you agree about 80% of the time, 80% of you demographic Democrats, 80, 20 believe that you should prove who you are before you vote. Guess what? Me too. How about that? How about that? How about if you love this country, you don't believe the pap that these morons are selling you about our country and you're not about ready to watch our country fall or let some little Jack weed bureaucrat take over your business or maybe you own an apartment Complex or, you know, the folly of government run grocery stores and socialism in general. How about that? How about you Democrats tell the Democrat socialists who are running under the Democrat ticket, you cannot run under the Democrat ticket. You have to run as Democrat socialists. We are going to have Democrat candidates. You guys can run on your own. See how well that works? Because right now, what is happening to you Democrat party? You ever see the movie Independence Day? The aliens move in, devour everything and then move on. That's what's going on with your Democrat party and all of you people. And I'm not talking about. Because most of you Democrat leaders are back Guano crazy. Most of you are down with all of this nonsense. Now you're beginning to realize the DSA is going to eliminate you. All right, but I'm talking about rank and file Democrat voters who are not so bet guano crazy. But you still hang a flag out in front of your lawn and you still stand during the national anthem. We can work together to save America. I believe that. I really, really do. And yesterday, Donald Trump. Oh my God, what a good speech. And I know you've been told, you've been told the last couple years, Donald Trump is Hitler. And Donald Trump is all this. And it's always been nonsense. It's always been absolute garbage. And you need to kind of wake up and realize that you've been fed a line about a lot of things, an absolute lot of things. Here's Bill Maher talking about. Let me see. I can find it. Bill Maher talking about Donald Trump and people calling him a Nazi. Let me find the. Yeah, here. Here you go. Listen, this is Bill Maher. I want you to listen to Bill
Michael Charbonne
Maher when they say Trump is Hitler.
Rob Carson
Such a dumb thing to say.
Michael Charbonne
First of all, counterproductive. Also, he's not Hitler, but this Fuentes kid, that's Hitler.
Rob Carson
Yeah, there you go. So how about you kind of just settle down with your tds. You realize that crime is at an all time low, Murders, lowest rate in 130 years. You realize that southern border is closed. $20 trillion of investment is coming back in the country. Manufacturing is returning to the country. People are realizing what a gigantic scam higher education is. And hell, Democrats and Republicans, you got your kids graduated from college with $200,000 worth of debt and no prospect for a job. How about we come together to make America great again and you kind of just chill on the TDS crap for a while and realize, I don't know, maybe it's a good thing Donald Trump Cleaned up the reflecting pool and lined it and made it look amazing. And maybe it's really wrong for somebody to vandalize the damn thing where, where Martin Luther King Jr. Gave his speech. How about you go, yeah, that's really bad. That's a bad look and a really, really bad thing. Or how about you common sense Democrats go, oh, I don't know, maybe it's not good for illegal aliens to vote because I'm a citizen and I have the right to vote. I want to prove that I'm a citizen to vote. And we've got non citizens over here who get free crap. I mean, that makes any sort of social welfare that you and I need occasionally pale by comparison. So they'll vote Democrat. How about we all come together and realize that's wrong? There are Democrats who believe that. There really, really are. My friends who I had in Maryland for a dozen years, my best friends, every New Year's, five meals a week, pool parties, crab feasts, the whole deal. They don't talk to me anymore. And there's nothing I can do about that. If they ever decide they want to talk to me, I'll consider letting them back to my life. But I'm not there yet. But I would ask you that if you think that this getting rid of the Senate, getting rid of electing the president, just appointing a president, if you believe in open border, getting rid of the police, getting rid of prison, if you think that's insane, I would ask that we join together. You can stay in your party, I'll stay in my party over here. All right, but how about we just agree that that's all bat guano crazy and it needs to be done away with? There you go. There you go. I think we. I think we have an accord. I think we have an accord.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
Loser. The concept, the policy, it's a loser. And it always has been and it always will be. They want to give everyone everything away. You want free rent, you want free house. What they don't say is in a year from now, there'll be absolute squalor, turmoil and death. Of course, that's the way it's happened. All the way. Yeah, it goes back thousands of years by different names. That's why we declare again today that the United States of America will never be a communist country.
Rob Carson
Hell yeah, baby. Hell yeah. All right, so we got a fantastic show lined up for you today. Much more on the dsa and the Democrat Party is cleaving itself in half. And at least some common sense Democrats are realizing what they're selling the DSA. It's not happening. KT McFarlane on the show today. Michael Charbone on the show today. And I'm just told that the one and only Brigitte Gabriel is on the show today. Oh, my goodness. Can you believe that? So let's get the ball rolling. The numbers 800-922-6680. This is the Rob Carson Show.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
The Rob Carson show podcast is every web. Go to Newsmax.com listen for details. And numbers were just released by the Democrats that In the past 14 months, a historic record of zero illegal aliens have been admitted into the United States. And now our crime numbers are among the lowest they've ever been. It's plummeting downward, and nobody's ever seen anything like it. Nationwide, crime has been the lowest numbers that we've had in many, many decades. Last year, we achieved the largest drop in the murder rate ever recorded to the lowest level in 125.
Rob Carson
Isn't that amazing?
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
1900. That's before my father was born. My father.
Rob Carson
Did you notice that no Democrat has said anything positive about that? And I'm actually kind of surprised that Jake Tapper says, well, what are murderers going to do for a living? You know, that kind of thing. Honestly, it is, it is utterly ridiculous that, that we've had to operate in this vacuum of any positive news whatsoever about the Trump administration. And I think it's about time that, you know, I think we're kind of done with it. Oops, sorry. Here's another little bit of Donald Trump yesterday in Georgia delivering a terrific speech covering a lot of topics. I've got, I've got some audio on a play. He did a, he did a great, great story about Emmanuel Macron. I'm going to share that in a second if I can get it to play. Here we go. Try it again. All right. One more time.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
Capitalism proven all over the world. When it's done right. It's not always done right. When it's done right, there's nothing like it. The radical left is actively trying to destroy our children.
Rob Carson
Yeah. And the reason why the left in this country, in this Democrat socialist movement is, is, is attempting this takeover is because they're failing. They're failing. They don't want to put in the effort. They are poor. They went to college. They spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a degree. They have massive amounts of debt. They've been indoctrinated toward Marxism and communism. And now that they're out, they've discovered after Joe Biden effectively doubled the price of housing, tripled the price of mortgage rates. The printed money left and right made the dollar worth much, much less. They can't have what rich people have. They've got a great degree that's worthless and an inability to make any money. This Chevalier? No, this. The chick. Yeah. I call her a chick. I don't even care running in Colorado. She's $250,000 in debt. She works as a barista and made $30,000 last year. That's what her degree got her. You can't pay that debt off with $30,000 a year. That's poverty level stuff. But because of that, she wants free housing, free health care, free everything and everybody to be equally as miserable as she is. And we're not going to do that. We are just not going to do that. I was thinking about this. I made the minimum wage was $3.35 an hour when I was in high school, through college, from the age of approximately 14 to 23 years of age, I made around $3.35 an hour. I worked 100 hours a month. Work study in college, $335. And then I worked on the weekends about 18 hours on radio. Yeah, that was my life in college. So I was bringing out 500, maybe $600. Rent was like 350. Groceries. I didn't have fresh fruit for four years. I eat peanut butter banana sandwiches and peanut butter baloney and ramen noodles with ragu pasta sauce. And my idea of pizza was white bread pizza, quick, and a piece of American cheese on it under the broiler. And guess what? It was a mother bleeper. And when I got out of college, I had a single bed on a metal frame and no television. From the age of 18 to the age of 29, no television in my apartment. But now you just expect everything. Now you can have a $1200 phone in your pocket. You can order Uber Eats, have anything delivered, have every streaming service, watch a thousand movies, whatever you want to do. And you're making $30,000 a year with a stupid degree in Elizabethan poetry or whatever, the art history. And you can't do anything with it. Well, I'm sorry. Too bad. Here's an idea. How about innovate? How about create something? How about maybe can create a consultancy in your, in your shoes on how to get out of that, how to get out of that. But saying you're just going to destroy the, the, the greatest engine of individual and economic opportunity in the history of the world. If you don't believe me, look at our freaking gdp. That ain't going to happen.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
Future with the disaster known as communism. Yeah, it's communism.
Rob Carson
You bet the up.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
This isn't Social Democrat. These are communists.
Rob Carson
Yep.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
By another name, right?
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
As I said in my recent address at Mount Rushmore recently, I don't know if anybody saw. It's such a beautiful place.
Rob Carson
Yeah, it's a great place. The fireworks was amazing. Joe Biden took him away.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
The communists want to take it down. They try taking Mount Rushmore down.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
They want to blow it up. They want to take it down and they shouldn't be up there. These people are crazy.
Rob Carson
Yeah, they are.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
But communism is, in my opinion, communism is the single greatest threat to our country and its history, including even World War I and World War II, Pearl Harbor, 9, 11. I think it's the greatest threat that I've ever seen to our country. These people are stone cold crazy.
Rob Carson
Yeah. This is why we need to put them out of our misery. And we're going to. We are absolutely going to. We are ready to go. This is the story, though. This is a very funny line yesterday where Trump is just riffing. And this is where I say that Donald Trump is the greatest public speaker as a political candidate since Lincoln. And I do mean that 100%. Here is what he said about not lowering his drug prices and making it fair for American Americans when they buy their prescriptions.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
And I called up France. I started with Emmanuel Macron. I said, emmanuel, yes, you must raise your drug price.
Rob Carson
Yes.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
Oh, Donald, why would I do that? Because we're paying too high and you're paying too low, and we're going to meet somewhere in the middle. There you go. No, no, no, Donald, I will not do that. Yes, you will. No, I won't. Donald, I will not do that, Donald. He said, yes, you will. And then finally he said, no. I said, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to put a 200% tariff on every bottle of wine and champagne coming out of France. And he said Scott was there and he said it would be my honor to do that.
Rob Carson
Yes.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
And we got France, and we got all of them the same way.
Rob Carson
Oh, my God. It's so good. So, so very good. Coming up from Canada, the host of the Charbon Report, who we always have on this radio program around 12:30 on Thursday. Michael Charbon joins us next. Don't go anywhere. Hey, guys, it's Carson for Relief Factor. When it comes to supplements, two things matter most. That it works and that you can Trust it. Jim ran out of Relief Factor twice. Both times his ache, stiffness and pain came back. Once he restarted again. He says he felt better again. You know something's working when you run out of it. I started taking relief factor six months ago. I ride 30 miles on a Saturday morning on my mountain bike and lift weights every other day and I feel great. People like Jim make it easy to find out if you'll be the next person telling us Relief Factor help you tackle your daily aches and pains. Three weeks for just $17.76. Simply go to relieffactor.com or call 800 for relief. They will do everything they can to help. We hope you'll be sharing your story with us to 804 relief or relieffactor.com.
Michael Charbonne
Take off to the great white door.
Rob Carson
Take off.
Michael Charbonne
It's a beauty way to go.
Rob Carson
And it is about 12:35 Eastern Standard Time on a Thursday, which means one thing. Well, actually two things. It's lunchtime for many of us and of course it's time to devour the content that Michael Charbon from the Charbonne Report provides us with at this time every Thursday. How are you, brother?
Michael Charbonne
Beautiful, Rob. It's an honor to be with you internationally syndicated radio listeners and streaming on Newsmax app in your brand new studio in Washington. Congratulations, guy. You're singing like a lark.
Rob Carson
Can I tell you something, Michael? This little space that we have here is about the size of a nice walk in closet or a very bad guest bedroom. So I came in here and the thing is, and the people here are like, who are you? Because I come in and I've got, I've got a PhD in HGTV by the way. And I immediately send a design on what I'm going to do to thing and then I order acoustic panels. Literally we are about a week and three days into it and this room is like the room everybody wants to be. So it's just, it's kind of funny. And I wasn't going to just sit here in a, in an empty room. I wanted to do it right. And so we're going to have some fun with it. And when you're in town, we'll have you in studio because we're gonna have literally. Are you ready for this, Michael? Three cameras in here and two, three and three microphones in this little box.
Michael Charbonne
Rob, you're a doer. You're a doer. But I just wanted to come back to something that you said at the beginning of your program. Can you imagine how far Bill Maher has come that is now starting to talk to Democrats and tell him that his vote is in flux. And one of the things, and I think it's the most embarrassing thing that I ever heard, it's this classic Democratic line that was delivered by a nominee for the Maine Senate. And the comment was, I don't want to harm anyone. All I want to do is just go to the bathroom.
Rob Carson
Yes. Well, sorry.
Michael Charbonne
Do they not remember what happened to Dylan Mulvaney's effort? A $1.4 billion loss with Bud Light? I. Yeah, that's embarrassing. How are you going to motivate voters to vote for you?
Rob Carson
Well, because. Because there's one sex. I don't know if you. One of the sexes is overwhelmingly raped more often, and I'm not mistaken, that is cisgendered women. And they do. They feel very, very, very, very vulnerable in a place where they get undressed with. With a man who obviously is out of his nut a little bit, thinking he's a female. So, I mean, honestly, can we just wake the hell up? You know, I had ment DSA attempted takeover of the party may be the smelling salts that will wake some of these Democrats out of this haze of nonsense they've been under. And I have to believe that there are Democrats out there who aren't no kings. Protesters who aren't people who say that Elon Musk is a Nazi. Recognize the southern border being closed is good. Recognize bringing manufacturing back into America is good. Recognizing lowering crime, redoing the reflecting, peeling the pool, making Washington D.C. beautiful.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
Make.
Rob Carson
You know, how about you just stop hating everything great just because Donald Trump's name is associated with it. And I think that's the next breach. This is the smelling salts. Maybe the next breach is how about chill the hell out about Donald Trump?
Michael Charbonne
And the seed of the next generation of that respect was visually represented by a man standing at a baseball game for the national anthem and standing. Some dinkle Fritz is sitting there, and he whispered in the guy's ear, I'm a veteran. You stand. And the guy looked at him with a kind of, you know, that look that a dog looks at you when you say the word cookie. What he did was he slapped the back of his head. And I think America, all America wanted to slap the back of that kid's head, you entitled little goofball. Stand up and respect what your country stands for.
Rob Carson
That move, brother, brother, that was. That move was a long time coming. And I have said that as far as this DSA is concerned, and I have said since 2020 with the temper tantrum. Well, actually it's been 10 years of the temper tantrum of the Democrat Party burning its way across the country throwing a temper tantrum. Donald Trump is a Nazi. All of this. And I said sooner or later the children are going to have to have a spanking delivered and we are going to spank these children. And you cannot just demand. You're not in the position to demand anything. You're not in a position to demand that the Senate go away. You're not in a position to. That the border goes away. For God's sake, are you out of your friggin mind? You're not in a position to get rid of prisons. What are you thinking? Honestly, what are you thinking? You need to have your rear end kicked up between your shoulders. And that was a great metaphor and I'm glad you brought that up at that Cubs game, by the way.
Michael Charbonne
So, you know, the one problem we have is what you said about the next generation of entitlement expecting things, not working. You and I and many of us of our generation worked many, many hours for free. It was called an internship. We didn't expect to get things. We went there to learn and to try and get an edge in. And the harder that we work, the more we impress the potential employer and we gain valuable information. What is going to happen to this generation of Democrats, majority of them who are in this kind of woke floating cloud and can't do anything because with AI coming there is going to be more of not necessarily harder jobs because AI is going to take it over. Rob, that is a Democratic Party, that is a communist surge that's happening. We have to think of something that they can do because you know what they say, I mean it happened in many countries. When people are unemployed and disgruntled, what do they do? They go to war or they throw over their government?
Rob Carson
Well, the only problem is most of the men in the Democrat party couldn't bench press two marshmallows on a coffee stir stick and they wouldn't know how to use a gun if they were presented with one. So I'm not so worried about the soy boys and I believe that our military and veterans and police and whatever are on the right side of history and are truly patriotic. And I also believe that this Democrat party is being cleaved in half or actually more than that. I think that this Democrat socialist movement, once Democrats begin common sense Democrats begin to speak out not just to save their heights, but to speak out and say this is wrong. Then we drive this movement into oblivion. And I also, what I would suggest, and I'm going to say in the Democrat Party, you need to say, no, you cannot run as a Democrat. If you are a Democrat Socialist of America, you have to run on the Democrat Socialist of America ticket because you cannot have competing. You cannot have competing platforms on the same ticket. It's not possible. Let it. Let it compete on its own and it will die. But right now, it is a sucker fish on the back of the Democrat Party. Go ahead.
Michael Charbonne
So how do you make a Democrat feel guilty of that fact but still appeal to them? So you can start to have some semblance of discourse and discussion? Because we have now a divide where when someone says, you're a Republican, oh, you're crazy, I don't want to talk to you. You can't even wear a hat sometimes because some idiots going to knock it off your head. We have to be able to have a return to what America was famous for. And that was we can agree to disagree and we can vehemently present our facts and try to change people's minds. But in the end, like a Canadian hockey game, you shake hands and say, you know what? I'm sorry I gave you a stick in the head.
Rob Carson
All right, now listen, go ahead real quick.
Michael Charbonne
I'm just saying we need to have that decorum where we can shake hands at the end and agree to disagree.
Rob Carson
Rob, I think we're done. We're done with the childish temper tantrum. And I believe that we're going to revert, return to civility. We've seen a death of civility. We've seen a death of decency. We've seen the death of shame. And we saw that in that smack to the back of that kid's head. That was the shot heard around the world. All right, let's take a break and come back. We got more with Michael A. Charbonne, Michael A. Charbone on Twitter. By the way, let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey, guys, it's Carson for Ghostbed. Do you really want another summer like last summer? Barely sleeping because you were too hot all night? People blame summer heat for bad sleep when it really may be their mattress trapping heat. And if you already sleep, hot summer only makes it worse. That's why I switched to Ghostbed. Helps keep you cool all night. No waking up sweaty tossing and turning or throwing the covers off at 2am Cooling tech is built into every mattress. It's not some expensive upgrade. You have to pay Extra for hot sleepers are some of Ghostbed's happiest customers. Read the reviews, you get incredible support. Less stiffness, deeper sleep, more rested mornings. I got my Ghostbed about six months ago and it changed my life. Ghostbed gives you one out of one nights to try it at home. You can sleep on it all summer long and feel the difference for yourself. How many more summers are you going to waste on bad sleep? Ghostbed is currently having their 4th of July sale offering my audience an extra 10% off.
Michael Charbonne
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Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
America is back. It's stronger than ever before. And I'm telling you, it's only going one way, it's going up. As long as we keep our current thinking, our current system, it's going up. If you go the other way, nothing ever succeeds. I made the statement once with communism, everything turns to sh.
Michael Charbonne
Okay,
Rob Carson
Yes. Yeah, that's Michael, that's Michael, that's Donald Trump yesterday in Georgia today. Brilliant, brilliant oration. He's back on and he's on his game. He's always been on his game, but dang, yesterday he was on his game. And when he said that line, I just, it means a lot and I think we need to declare war on this, this attempted rehash of communism by a bunch of limp wristed soy boys. Michael Charbonne, the Charbonne Report. Let's talk a little bit about this secondhand smoke you guys are sending us down here from Canada. And Michael, Donald Trump is saying that he wants to impose an additional tariff, a smoke levy on Canada. How's that being received?
Michael Charbonne
Well, you know what, in, In January of 2025, when California was burning, the first thing that the Canadians did was sent water bombers to help to extinguish the fire. Unfortunately, if you think that last year over 3,000 of the 3,600, 3,800 fires that were started in Canada was due to lightning to ground ignition. So as soon as the lightning hits the ground and it's dry, it's like a hibachi, it goes up. Now, you have to understand that, that our forest land is what's called crown land. It's owned by the state, by the government, whereas in the United States, the majority of land with forestry is owned privately. So if you can imagine the vast amounts of forest that we have, how difficult it would be to anticipate where lightning is going to strike so that you can moderate the forest.
Rob Carson
Yes, well, I understand I understand. But let me ask you this. How are you with regard to your forest management management? Because if you, if you may recall, in California, particularly around Los Angeles, they are so butthurt about little worms or, you know, snails or whatever the hell that they don't clear out the ground cover. And the. And consequently massive amount, you know, it's much more flammable. Is that the way it is with Canada? Is there any. Is there any sort of, you know, blame to put on Canada for their forest management?
Michael Charbonne
One can say, and honestly that there is some more financing and funds that need to be put to forest management. If you're doing that, you have to make breaks. You have to do it either mechanically or you have to have controlled burns or you have to do something to be able to do it. But, Rolf, it comes back to if you're trying to find a nickel in a football field, do you start at one point? How do you deal with that? It's so massive, so it is more of a natural disaster. My final point with this is we should really get together both the United States and Canada with our technology in our air forces and create a sort of water bombing organization that can facilitate wildfires in America and in Canada. Maybe have the United States Air Force have a separate division and Canada can be involved with bombardment. However, we can do that because unfortunately, the dryness of that is something we are both going to experience when we fly.
Rob Carson
Yeah, well, you guys kind of, you know, you've had to deal with secondhand skunk weed smoke from New York coming up that direction because you can smell it everywhere. Yes, go ahead.
Michael Charbonne
Think about this. In 2022, do you remember the Freedom convoy in Ottawa?
Rob Carson
Yes, yes, I do.
Michael Charbonne
Katy Perry's boyfriend at that time, Justin Trudeau, who was our. Who was our Prime Minister, decided he was going to enact the Emergency act and started freezing bank accounts. And everybody was going, you can't do that. You can't do that. And we were all up in arms and thank goodness for Newsmax and the Newsmax team. I was in Ottawa. I was sent to Ottawa by the Newsmax was reporting multiple times during the day on that. We just got a decision from the court says that Trudeau's actions were unlawful and unreasonable.
Rob Carson
Yeah, that is good. I've got to tell you something. And you know, they did the same damn thing in here in the United States, a little bit different. In Washington, D.C. the Joe Biden ordered the Capitol Police and D.C. police to block off all exits from the beltway into D.C. to keep that from happening. That is good news. Now, what's going to happen? Is there any sort of repercussions? Aren't people going to get some sort of financial recompense for this or what?
Michael Charbonne
No, I mean, this is what it. Don't forget four and a half years ago, this is just a court ruling to say slap your hand and don't ever do it again. Yeah.
Rob Carson
Wow, wow, wow.
Michael Charbonne
But I've got interesting news, Rob, go ahead. You know when the, the Artemis 2 spacecraft went to, went to the space station for nine days, there was a Canadian on there, right? Jeremy Hansen.
Rob Carson
Gotcha.
Michael Charbonne
So he, he brought a cereal with him. He had a cereal every morning and it was called Goldie Supersede Strawberry Lavender. It's basically like a glorified trail mix mix.
Rob Carson
Well, it sounds like it. It sounds like it's super. Say that again. Say, say that. Say that again. What is the name of this thing? It's called the Lavender Gay. What, what is it called?
Michael Charbonne
Cheese and Crackers. It's called Supersede Strawberry Lavender.
Rob Carson
Super Seed Strawberry Lavender. Oh, super. I want to have that for breakfast.
Michael Charbonne
Common denominator, when I'm trying to.
Rob Carson
I want to ride a rocket up and get some Super Seed lavender or whatever the hell.
Michael Charbonne
Oh, my God. The whole point of this is. Do you realize that. My goodness gracious. You know, no one. Did your mother slap you very often?
Rob Carson
Do your athletes. Do your athletes when they win a gold medal, get put on the supersede lavender box.
Michael Charbonne
Okay, don't choke on your microphone real quick.
Rob Carson
You got 60 seconds to finish this bit.
Michael Charbonne
It's not a bit. There was information coming. How much do you think it costs to put a pound of stuff in the space?
Rob Carson
I, I. But it's pretty dang expensive.
Michael Charbonne
Five grand.
Rob Carson
Holy hell. Holy hell.
Michael Charbonne
So this guy's cereal over nine days cost about 15 grand. The first thing I thought about was, can you imagine what toilet paper goes for?
Rob Carson
Oh, my Lord. Oh, my Lord. Yeah, well, and actually, if you think about it, that's about how much cereal costs in Canada anyway. And then you add the.
Michael Charbonne
Well, when you add the 50% tax, you see, the difference is our red flute. Fruit Loops doesn't have red dye number 15 to kill you.
Rob Carson
Fruit Loops is the opposite. Fruit Loops is exactly what your cereal sounds like. All right, so tell us real quick where people can find your glorious work, Michael Strombone.
Michael Charbonne
You can find me on Newsmax Weekly and on thesharbonereport.com TikTok, YouTube, LinkedIn, Spotify, Facebook, and on X at Michael A charal and the Rob Carson Show. You're.
Rob Carson
You're a good man, Michael. We'll talk next week. We'll shake a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. This is not an ev. And it never will be.
Rob Carson (Alternate or Segment Voice)
Yeah.
Rob Carson
So somebody on the chat on rumble DC42 sent me some information about this super fabulous cereal. In Canada. It's called Goldie's Super Seed Cereal Soup. Strawberry Lavender Super Seed Blend. That sounds like something you'd feed your birds. Doesn't that sound like something? Because I feed my birds, right? I feed the birds bread. Doesn't that just sound like a kind of bird seed? Okay, what do you feed your songbirds when you want to attract them to your window? Will you do the strawberry Lavender Super Seed Blend? No, this apparently is for. For humans consumption. I'm going to order some. I might order this. It's got all sorts. $8, it says here. $8 for a box. Chia seeds, pumpkin seeds, hemp seeds. Oh, my goodness. Buckwheat, of all things. Real free dry freeze dried strawberries. Subtle calming lavender notes that makes it kind of silly. Naturally crunchy texture and no refined sugar. Perfect for yogurt smoothies, oatmeal, or just when you're hanging around in your boxer shorts. Might have to order some of that and just try it. But Michael Sharbon, he took it quite well. He took that quite well, didn't he? Me making fun of the. The serial that their astronaut. Astronaut decided he wanted to take to space with them. So that's, that's kind of fun. That's kind of fun. All right. I'm trying to figure out what I have time here for. You know what I'm going to, I'm going to tell you about. I'm going to tell you something. You. You need to get a Newsmax plus membership. How's that sound? Yeah, how's that sound? I've got some great audio next hour from Rob Finnerty. If you haven't watched Rob Finnerty at night, it is such a nice departure from what is on the other networks. Fennerty Schmidt, Carl Higby, Greg Kelly, Greta Moncestra and all of them. A real stellar lineup. A lot of times you think, oh, it's Fox. Fox is the best. Fox is this. And they do some pretty good stuff over there. But I hope that you'll take the opportunity to get to know Newsmax. Carl Higby, Rob Finnerty, Rob Schmidt, Rob Carson. Hey, hey. The robbification of it. Just go to NewsMaxPlus.com download the free app. I think you're really going to enjoy it. I listen to Newsmax when I'm in the car. I listen to Newsmax when I'm at the gym. And then I watch Newsmax at home as well on YouTube, TV, etc. Newsmax is growing. It's anchors does not change. They do not change their stripes. And I think you're gonna enjoy it. If you don't listen or watch Newsmaxplus.com download the free app. Our number two of the Rob Carson Trail right ahead. Don't go anywhere.
Date: July 23, 2026
Host: Rob Carson
Guests: Michael Charbonne (The Charbonne Report)
Podcast: Newsmax Radio (Live Broadcast)
In this energetic and satire-laced episode, Rob Carson takes on the state of American politics, culture wars, the divide in the Democratic Party, and the ongoing battle against the rise of socialism and communism in the U.S. The episode features humorous reflections on current events, Trump’s recent speech in Georgia, and a lively cross-border exchange with Canadian commentator Michael Charbonne. Blending news analysis, parody, and no-holds-barred commentary, Carson advocates for common ground among reasonable Americans and issues a rallying cry against what he sees as radical political overreach.
On Trump’s Oratory: "The man is absolutely brilliant. He knows how to work a crowd. He knows ebbs and flows. He does stand-up comedy, then jumps right back to the script." — Rob Carson [02:10]
On DSA in Democratic Party: "The DSA attempted takeover… may be the smelling salts that Democrats with a modicum of common sense needed…" — Rob Carson [05:37]
On Media Narratives: "And I know you've been told, you've been told the last couple years, Donald Trump is Hitler… it's always been absolute garbage." — Rob Carson [08:03]
Bill Maher (audio): "First of all, counterproductive. Also, he's not Hitler…" [09:51]
On Voter ID Bipartisanship: "80% of you... believe that you should prove who you are before you vote. Guess what? Me too." — Rob Carson [07:11]
On Socialism/Communism: "Because we're paying too high and you're paying too low, and we're going to meet somewhere in the middle… I'm going to put a 200% tariff on every bottle of wine and champagne coming out of France." — Trump anecdote (via Carson) [19:40]
Generational Frustration: "Most of the men in the Democrat party couldn't bench press two marshmallows on a coffee stir stick…" — Rob Carson [28:16]
On Restoring Decorum: "We need to have that decorum where we can shake hands at the end and agree to disagree." — Michael Charbonne [30:12]
Baseball Game Metaphor: "You need to have your rear end kicked up between your shoulders." — Rob Carson [26:17]
Rob Carson’s “Smelling Salts for the Left” delivers a humorous but pointed rebuke of what he sees as radical elements taking over American politics and culture, emphasizing the need for unity among reasonable Americans. With lively interplay and biting satire, Carson and guest Michael Charbonne champion hard work, common sense, and a return to basic civility. The episode underscores Carson’s signature style—part comedic roast, part political rallying cry—for listeners across the political spectrum.