The Rob Carson Show
Episode: Snowstorms & Self-Deporting Cat Ladies
Date: January 26, 2026
Host: Rob Carson (with guest Hillary Fordwich, and commentary from Scott Bessant)
Overview
This dynamic episode of "The Rob Carson Show" delivers Rob’s signature blend of humor, irreverent social commentary, and sharp analysis of U.S. and global politics. Carson reacts to the latest snowstorm, skewers virtue signaling in sports, covers unrest and left-wing activism in Minneapolis, and explores developments in global trade and leadership—from the U.K. to Canada and China. Guest contributor Hillary Fordwich provides transatlantic insights on the U.K.'s political future, while Scott Bessant offers pointed remarks on international economics and geopolitics.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Winter Storms and the State of American Media
- Rob highlights the impact of a major snowstorm on listener participation.
- Jokes about snow keeping people home, increasing his audience across radio and digital platforms.
- Tone: Light, self-deprecating, and energetic.
2. Virtue Signaling in Sports & The Decline of the NBA
- Rob vents frustration over politicization in mainstream sports, with a special focus on the NBA’s alignment with anti-ICE protests in Minneapolis.
- “NBA used to be a big deal… Not anymore. Your league continues to die.” (01:30)
- Briefly touches on the NFL and virtue signaling during games, expressing skepticism about watching the Super Bowl.
- Memorable quote:
“I don’t need you to tell me to end racism. Shut up. My generation grew up… Shut up.”
— Rob Carson (03:36)
3. Generational Perspectives on Race
- Shares personal stories working alongside Black colleagues, emphasizing he never saw them through a racial lens.
- Decries what he calls the “bullcrap foisted upon us” of renewed racial division.
- Memorable quote:
“Never once did we say, ‘Holy hell, you’re Black and I’m White.’ Whatever.”
— Rob Carson (04:27)
4. Art, Politics & Fear in Liberal Bastions
- Rob recounts attending an art event in Alexandria, VA, noting overt leftist political statements from local artists.
- Describes the fear among some Jewish friends due to antisemitic sentiments and activism—even in affluent, ostensibly safe communities.
- Highlights dismay at the “crazy times” and social fragmentation.
5. Minneapolis: Protests, Target, and CEO Backlash
- Discusses events in Minneapolis, including anti-ICE activism and community disruption (Target shoppers filling carts and leaving them to protest).
- Notes an open letter from over 60 Minnesota CEOs (e.g., Target, Best Buy) demanding an end to the unrest.
- Memorable aside:
“You know the [Left] is eating its own when crazy white women won’t shop at Target.”
— Rob Carson (06:54)
6. ‘Crazy Cat Lady’ Segment: Self-Deportation Riffs
- Introduces a recurring satirical “crazy cat lady of the day” feature to lampoon leftists leaving red states for more progressive regions or abroad.
- Features audio from “Lindsey” who moved her family from Kentucky to the Netherlands for political reasons.
- Rob mocks the phenomenon as “self-deportation” and reassures such individuals to “please, just everybody leave.”
- Launches into a parody song about “cat ladies,” using humor to underline his critique (10:56–11:59).
7. Minneapolis Anti-ICE Protests: Coordination and Violence
- Updates on the shooting of anti-ICE protester Alex Preddy and revelations of active, legislator-led organization against ICE.
- Reads James O’Keefe’s first-hand account of sophisticated activist surveillance and intimidation tactics.
- Quote:
“I’ve never experienced anything quite like today in my life… what strikes me is how organized these agitators in Minneapolis are… the only thing communists fear is exposure itself.”
— James O’Keefe (13:03 summary)
8. Canada’s Trade Dance with China: Trump Responds
- Canada’s premier Mark Carney discussed a possible new world order collaboration with China.
- Trump’s reaction on Truth Social:
“If Canada makes a deal with China, it will immediately be hit with a 100% tariff against all Canadian goods and products coming to the United States.”
— (16:36) - Mark Carney swiftly walks back statements after Trump’s warning. Carson labels Carney’s approach “irresponsible” and hopes for political change in Canada.
9. Scott Bessant on North American/China Trade & Gavin Newsom
- Bessant warns against Canada becoming an entry point for Chinese goods into the U.S. under USMCA.
- Takes shots at Gavin Newsom, calling him “in over his hairdo” and mocking his lack of political substance.
- Quote:
“[Newsom] may be cracking up… I could say Gavin Newsom is a brontosaurus with a brain the size of a walnut.”
— Scott Bessant (18:11–18:27)
10. Global Economic Snapshot: Gold, Silver, and Personal Finance
- Carson notes surging prices of precious metals as indicators of instability.
- Lightly pitches Birch Gold’s IRA conversion (ad-like section, but contextual to the topic).
11. The United Kingdom: The Rise of Nigel Farage
- [21:03] Nigel Farage speech aired:
“How can it be that somebody who enters our country illegally… is a higher priority for housing than a former serviceman or woman who has fallen on hard times? It’s outrageous… time to put our own people first.”
- Carson and guest Hillary Fordwich discuss Farage’s rise, the state of Britain, and the pushback against mass migration and “broken Britain.”
- Fordwich draws parallels to 1970s economic malaise, brain drain, and the return of “true north” politicians. Emphasis on politicians like Reagan, Trump, and Farage having clarity of vision.
12. U.K. Politics: Election Processes and Immigration
- Fordwich describes the parliamentary system, possibility of snap elections, and widespread local opposition to resettling migrants.
- Notes rise of Muslim mayors and changing demographics in major U.K. cities.
- [28:57]
“Islam is a political movement… they are here for world domination and submission and governance.”
— Rob Carson
13. Europe’s Security, Greenland, and U.S. Leverage
- Discussion of Greenland’s strategic significance, U.S. NATO contributions, European security dependency.
- Fordwich observes that Europe relies on American defense spending, while Americans foot the bill for Western security infrastructure.
14. Western “3D Chess”: Trump, Carney, Macron, and China
- Trump’s warnings force Canadian backdown from overtures to China.
- Macron’s similar comments about China are mocked by both Rob and Hillary.
- Topic shifts to rare earth minerals, EV batteries, and Biden’s ties to Chinese business interests.
15. Davos Takeaways & German Chancellor’s Admission
- Fordwich notes German chancellor Friedrich Merz’s astonishing public admission that “globalization has failed,” calling it “underreported.”
- Rob underscores Europe’s lack of global leverage and self-contradiction on issues like Russian oil.
16. End of the Episode: Hope for Western Renewal
- Carson wraps with optimism about the demise of leftist movements and the rise of global freedom, hoping for a historic year with the spread of liberty.
- [39:45]
“We want to experience glory and freedom and joy in our 250th year… we’re going to do that, aren’t we?”
— Rob Carson
Notable Quotes & Timestamps
- “I don’t need you to tell me to end racism. Shut up.” — Rob Carson (03:36)
- “My generation… we didn’t care. For decades, I’ve worked with black men… and never once thought of them as black men.” — Rob Carson (04:09–04:27)
- “When crazy white women won’t shop at Target, that’s when it gets nuts.” — Rob Carson (06:54)
- “Your movement is so stupid… Nothing happened.” — Rob Carson on leftist walkouts (10:29)
- “I’ve never experienced anything quite like today… the only thing communists fear is exposure itself.” — James O’Keefe, read by Rob Carson (13:03)
- “If Canada makes a deal with China, it will immediately be hit with a 100% tariff…” — Donald Trump, quoted by Rob Carson (16:36)
- “[Newsom] may be in over his hairdo… a brontosaurus with a brain the size of a walnut.” — Scott Bessant (18:11)
- “How can it be that somebody who enters our country illegally… is a higher priority for housing than a former serviceman…?” — Nigel Farage (21:03)
- “A true north… that’s what Nigel Farage brings to the UK.” — Hillary Fordwich (26:24)
- “Islam is a political movement… they are here for world domination and submission and governance.” — Rob Carson (28:57)
- “[German Chancellor] admitted that globalization had failed.” — Hillary Fordwich (34:44)
- “We want to experience glory and freedom and joy in our 250th year… we’re going to do that, aren’t we?” — Rob Carson (39:45)
Important Segment Timestamps
- 00:50: Rob’s weather and audience update, show opening.
- 03:36: Rant on virtue signaling in the NFL and NBA, generational difference on race.
- 09:53–11:59: “Crazy cat lady” self-deportation segment/parody.
- 12:32: Minneapolis anti-ICE protest coordination, James O’Keefe/Signal chats.
- 16:36: Trump reacts to Canada-China trade plan.
- 17:26: Scott Bessant on Canada/China/USMCA and Gavin Newsom.
- 21:03: Nigel Farage’s speech played; discussion with Hillary Fordwich begins.
- 26:45: U.K. electoral system, Fordwich explains snap elections.
- 30:36: Greenland’s strategic importance, U.S. defense spending.
- 34:44: Davos recap, German chancellor’s globalization admission.
- 37:53–38:31: Scott Bessant and Rob on the Istanbul/Chinese Arctic shipping.
- 39:45: Carson’s closing optimism for 2026.
Tone & Style Snapshot
Rob Carson maintains a brisk, direct, and often comedic delivery—mixing political skepticism, nostalgia, and satirical barbs. Guests and commentators (especially Hillary Fordwich and Scott Bessant) bolster the episode’s international heft, while audience engagement and pop culture references keep the discussion lively and accessible.
For Listeners in a Hurry
This episode is a potent mix of political satire, contemporary analysis of sports, society, Minneapolis unrest, North American and European geopolitics, and the evolving populist wave in the West. Highlighted by sharp humor and strong opinions, it features memorable riffs on cultural divisions (“self-deporting cat ladies”), warnings about China’s rising influence, and an optimistic outlook for a global shift toward freedom and accountability.