Tampons, Trans Debates, and Total Absurdity

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The Rob Carson Show

Episode: Tampons, Trans Debates, and Total Absurdity
Date: March 27, 2026
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax Radio)
Notable Guest: Mary Walter, Carl Higby, Jim Gossett

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Rob Carson Show delivers The host’s trademark blend of political outrage, cultural satire, and irreverent humor. From the midterm "war" and border security anxieties to the absurdities of tampons in men's rooms, Rob and guests dive into current events with a conservative, comedic lens. In particular, the episode riffs on transgender debates, government corruption, and the cultural decline of America’s cities—often with pointed musical parodies and banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Political Landscape & the 'War' for America

• Opening Themes:

  • Rob frames the upcoming midterms as an existential "war," likening the political climate to the American Revolution.
  • Asserts that Democrats are undermining American values and institutions, notably through border policy and law enforcement cuts.

• CPAC Coverage (03:46):

  • Mercedes and Matt Schlapp’s family background as Cuban ex-pats, discussion of the importance of midterms.
  • Texas identified as "ground zero" for the fight over Senate seats and broader movement direction.

  Quote (02:45):
  "We are in a war. You need to enlist in our army. ...This is really serious. This is the same sort of war we got into that founded the country 250 years ago."
  — Rob Carson

2. Government Corruption & Fraud Allegations

• Crooked Politicians Segment (04:34):

  • Musical parody and criticism of Minnesota officials for ignoring massive spikes in state program funding (autism clinics, child feeding programs).

• Fraud, Ethnicity & Assimilation (06:15–07:05):

  • Conversation veers into Somali immigration and welfare fraud, echoing familiar conservative grievances about assimilation and resource allocation.

• Calls for Accountability (07:05–10:38):

  • Urges investigation and legal consequences for those involved in fraud, referencing national cases and misallocated COVID relief funds.

  Quote (07:05):
  "If you voted for Donald Trump in 2020, your vote was stolen. You can't say that. Yeah, I can. Absolutely. 100%, I can."
  — Rob Carson

3. Satire & Parody: The Clown Town Song

• Minneapolis Parody (10:38–11:28):

  • Jim Gossett sings a satirical song lampooning Minneapolis and state officials (references to "Tampon Tim").

  Quote/Song Lyric (10:47):
  "City has become a clown town / Ilon Omar's hide and frog / Keith Ellison's obstructing / a war on law enforcement..."
  — Jim Gossett

4. Cultural Decline & Baltimore Case Study

• Maryland Rants & Stadium Policies (14:23–15:24):

  • Rob laments Baltimore's Inner Harbor decay, blaming Democratic leadership for urban decline, crime, and failed revitalization.

  Quote (15:24):
  "Thank you Democrats. Thank you, 2020. Thank you all of the violence. ...The Democrat policies did this, guys."
  — Rob Carson

5. Tampons in the Men's Room & Gender Policy Debates

• The "Tampon Tim" Debate (17:28–18:55):

  • Maryland Democrats’ proposal to put tampons in men’s stadium bathrooms is met with ridicule.
  • Confusion and jokes about "appropriately sized" men’s room tampons.

  Quote (17:28):
  "One of the dumbest things that happened in Maryland this week is some Democrats thought it'd be a good idea to put tampons in the men's rooms at Orioles and Ravens ballparks, which is the dumbest thing ever."
  — Rob Carson

• Montage of Transgender Debate Clips (23:40–24:37):

  • Audio snippets highlight the confusion and argument over trans women, “girlfriends with penises,” and the logic of gender-neutral bathroom amenities.

  Quote (24:02):
  "This lesbian has had plenty of girlfriends with penises."
  — (Montage Clip)

  Mary Walter Commentary (24:37):
  "I think Pennsylvania had to cancel their women's month. ...Somebody stood up and said, well, I'm all for this, but only if you can tell me what a woman is."

6. The “Predators” Naming Satire & DEI Discussion

• SNL ‘Predators’ Skit Commentary (28:22–29:19):

  • Rob and Mary riff on the awkwardness of the NHL’s Nashville team hosting LGBTQ pride nights, playing off the “Predators” team name.

  Quote (29:34):
  "If you're concerned about being labeled a predator, you don't want to make LGBTQI Pride night at the Predators."
  — Rob Carson

• DEI & Corporate Absurdity (29:48–30:26):

  • Story about Mary Walter’s neighbor exploiting DEI assumptions because of his Mediterranean looks, reflecting on corporate virtue-signaling.

7. Non-Monogamy, One-Sided Relationships & Humor

• “One-Sided Monogamy” Discussion (33:46–34:48):
  • Segment lampoons new relationship trends where only one partner is allowed to cheat, jokingly rebranded as “one-sided monogamy.”
• Jokes about dividing assets, age, and letting a cheating spouse’s new partner clean the house.

8. Environmental Humor: Cocaine Sharks

• Ecology Meets Absurdity (35:36–37:10):

  • Sharks are testing positive for cocaine—banter about the fallout, birth control in water, and sharks’ imagined promiscuity.

  Quote (36:46):
  "Because then the sharks will get promiscuous because they're like, she's not going to get pregnant. And then the male sharks just want to have sex all the time with no commitment."
  — Rob Carson

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Memorable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• On the Midterms as War:
  "We are in the midst of a war. The Democrat party has had a de facto civil war going on for a decade with America. ...This is the same sort of war we got into that founded the country 250 years ago.” — Rob Carson (02:45)

• On Voter ID and Representation: "70% of Democrats want voter ID. 100% of Democrats on Capitol Hill don’t want voter ID. That’s taxation without representation.” — Rob Carson (02:55)

• On Urban Corruption:
  "Why did Gavin Newsom. Why is he buying an $8 million mansion?... The governor is buying an $8 million mansion." — Rob Carson (06:00 approx)

• On Trans Debates:
  “The idea that I have to get up here and say that trans women are women, and that's what I have to use my time to do is absurd... this lesbian has had plenty of girlfriends with penises.” — (Montage Clip) (23:40–24:02)

• Parody Song – Clown Town:
  "City has become a clown town... tampon Tim is so incompetent most Minnesotans want no more of him.” — Jim Gossett, Parody Song (10:38–11:28)

• On "Tampon" Legislation:
  "Here is delegate Kathy Zeliga calling out the moron who brought this up. ...everywhere he goes, people should throw tampons at him.” — Rob Carson (17:28)

• Absurdity of Modern Relationship Trends:
  “Now, this used to be cheating. They're calling it one sided monogamy.” — Rob Carson (33:46)

• Cocaine Sharks:
  "Apparently sharks in the Bahamas... are testing positive for cocaine. That is not a good thing.” — Rob Carson (35:36)

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

• Midterms as War & Political Corruption: 01:08–07:05
• Minneapolis Satire & "Clown Town": 10:38–11:28
• Baltimore's Decline & ‘Tampon Tim’: 14:23–18:55
• Transgender Debate Montage & Discussion: 23:40–25:45
• Nashville Predators Pride Satire: 28:22–29:34
• One-Sided Monogamy & Relationship Satire: 33:46–34:48
• Cocaine Sharks & Environmental Banter: 35:36–37:10

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Conclusion & Closing Banter

• The episode closes with Mary Walter plugging her radio and podcast schedule, more tongue-in-cheek banter about house cleaners and marriage, and Rob’s characteristic blend of motivational advice and humor.
• Final Reflection:
  Rob reminds listeners to embrace personal responsibility and resilience, wrapping up with an anecdote about helping someone cope with job loss and urging the audience to “increase the value of your currency” (self-worth/skills).

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The episode is a fast-paced, joke-heavy, and obviously partisan take on the week’s headlines, culture wars, and the excesses of modern American politics—delivered with heavy doses of sarcasm, song, and unfiltered commentary.

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For newcomers:
Expect a blend of conservative viewpoints, edgy humor, and regular lampooning of progressive ideas—particularly on gender, urban governance, and diversity initiatives. Frequent musical parodies and rapid-fire banter make the Rob Carson Show a unique (and at times polarizing) fixture in the right-wing radio landscape.

Transcript

[Rob Carson]

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[Rob Carson]

Hold it.

[Mary Walter]

Now.

[Jim Gossett]

You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the worldwide web. This is the Rob Parson show, and

[Rob Carson]

by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. Welcome to it. Mary Walter joins us at the bottom of the hour. I've got a bunch of stuff lined up for her and it's always a lot of fun. We like to, I don't know, loosen things up a little bit on Friday. It's always funny. Thursday afternoon I say, you know, tomorrow I can just skate. It's Friday. I got three guests and all of this. And then what happens? Then I end up doing 10 hours of show prep, which I did, which I did gladly, because I want to give you the best show possible. I want to entertain, inform you, motivate you, give you some ammunition, all of that stuff. So that's what I try to do. A lot of things to get to, you know, CPACs going on. By the way, Mercedes and Matt Schlapp were down there. I didn't know that Mercedes parents were from Cuba. They were expats and saw a lot of abuse from the Cubans and all of that. But they were talking about the midterms and how important they are. And they are. And they are. And I'm using the word war for a reason. It is a war. I mean this very seriously. We are in the midst of a war. The Democrat party has had a de facto civil war going on for a decade with America. They have soldiers for hire being paid for. Neville Singham, George Soros. They have marshaled their soldiers to go out. In the summer of 2020, they burned their way across America. They are now doing anti American protests, pro terror protests in places like Philadelphia. I'll get to that very shortly. And those are the people who want to run the country. Those are the people who want to destroy the country. And the Democrat Party is already hinting today. I've already played several House soundmates. They want to get rid of dhs. They want to get rid of the cbp, the border, and they want to get rid of any, basically any security apparatus for the country. They want to open the border completely and do exactly what they did when Joe Biden was the president, except for they're going to make it a lot worse. So we are in a war. You need to enlist in our army. I'm going to use that kind of language just the way it is, because this is really serious. This is really serious. This is the same sort of war we got into that founded the country 250 years ago. Taxation without representation in places like, well, Washington, D.C. taxation without representation. 70% of Democrats want voter ID. 100% of Democrats on Capitol Hill don't want voter ID. That's taxation without representation. 95% of us don't want children having sexual mutilative surgery and puberty blockers. 100% of Democrats on Capitol Hill want that taxation without representation. Mercedes Schlapp but there's a, There is

[Carl Higby]

also a bigger reason why we're here in Texas. We know that Texas is going to be pretty much ground zero. As you know, there's an important Senate race here. We have the runoff happening.

[Rob Carson]

Action tomorrow.

[Carl Higby]

Ken Paxton is hosting and speaking at the Reagan Dinner, which is a traditional tradition here at cpac. We invited John Cornyn to come. He's invited. You still can come, John, if you want to.

[Rob Carson]

Shocker, he's.

[Carl Higby]

Shocker, he's not coming. But this is really going to take the temperature because we need to know where the movement is in terms of understanding that the midterm elections right now, Carl, that should be front and center.

[Rob Carson]

Carl Higby on Newsmax. Thank you very much.

[Carl Higby]

We cannot afford to lose the House. We cannot afford to lose the Senate. We're going to have Senate candidates here, we're going to have House candidates here as well. Make their case, say, look, we got to make sure we maintain these majorities because otherwise you're going to see we

[Rob Carson]

need to maintain and expand them because the two years after the midterms, we've really got to put the pedal to the metal on sending back illegals and putting people in jail for all of their crimes that they've committed against us. Here is President Trump talking about crooked politicians in Minnesota. And of course, they're everywhere, these crooks

[Jim Gossett]

in Minnesota, these crooked politicians and dirty cops. Dirty cops. They're dirty politicians. Waltz is a dirty, crooked politician. The Attorney general is a crooked guy. No investigations. And I hope. J.D.

[Rob Carson]

here's the thing. If you can run a state and the people in charge don't recognize when funding for autism clinics goes from 5 million a year to $400 million a year, when you are in charge and you don't notice the Feeding Our Kids program, $250 million. And they're saying that tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of meals are being served out of a little tiny restaurant that can seat 10. Or when you go into a building and you see 50 places that are offering some sort of childcare where no children are involved, they know what's going on. Gavin Newsom knew about all of the crap that's in California. Tim Woltz and Keith Ellison knew exactly what's going in Minnesota. You cannot be that inept. And the only thing is, why did Gavin Newsom. Why is he buying an $8 million mansion? You know, what kind of money you ought to have to have to buy an $8 million mansion? $8 million? Yeah. You'll need more than that because property taxes and all that. The governor is buying an $8 million mansion.

[Jim Gossett]

He's going to do a great job. He's in charge of it now with somebody who's very talented. But I think it's easy stuff. They say $19 billion minimum. Think of it, is missing 19 billion. You know, we would solve half of the fraud problem, Pam, in this country. We'd have more than a balanced budget. We have. We'd have a surplus. And in the case of Minnesota, it's a lot. It's very Somalia oriented.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, that's racist.

[Jim Gossett]

Think of it. These people come from a crooked country. Disgusting country. One of the worst countries in the world.

[Rob Carson]

The method lab trailer park of the

[Jim Gossett]

world acknowledged to be one of the worst countries in the world. Some people say it's the worst. They have no money. They have nothing. They come to our country, low IQs, and they rob us blind.

[Rob Carson]

They did. And they have. By the way, here is Stephen Miller talking about the. You know, how would you feel? And I tell you what, I'm. I'm angry because I know my tax money has gone to massive fraud, particularly Medicaid, to the tune of billions, possibly trillions of dollars. I also know that my vote was stolen. At least one election in 2020. 100%, I believe my vote was stolen. Your vote was stolen. If you voted for Donald Trump In 2020, your vote was stolen. You can't say that. Yeah, I can. Absolutely. 100%, I can. Here's Stephen Miller what this does to public trust, social trust, people's faith in the system. Imagine in the community, working class community. Why the hell am I paying taxes? Why am I paying taxes if I can't be represented and if my vote doesn't mean anything and if my tax dollars are going to get stolen by people here who don't want to assimilate and just want to take in the Twin Cities. Say a native Minnesotan who works as a lineman or works as a construction worker, works in any job that requires hard work, dedication, focus, who's worried about his ability to support for and provide his family. And then imagine that he has a neighbor who's a Somali refugee who arrived two years ago and has a Mercedes and no financial stress and no worries at all, the entire world and never seems to ever go to work at all because he just went to an office in the state, lied on a piece of paper and got unlimited free money forever for life. Unbelievable. We have encountered and I, and I said this during the election. I said we have experienced abuses and usurpations the founders would have never dreamed of. Would have never dreamed of. Our government is more corrupt and awful than we could have ever, ever imagined. Of course we mentioned the Senate confirmed the first ever Assistant Attorney General to investigate nationwide fraud, Colin McDonald which is great. JD Vance is also in charge of that. Start delivering some subpoenas and indictments and trials and guilty verdicts and jail and denaturalize people who come here and commit these fraudulent acts and denaturalize these people who come here who don't want to assimilate to the culture and want to espouse violence against America or Sharia law. Get your rear ends out of the country. Democrat Representative Sheila Sher Phyllis McCormick of Florida committed numerous violations of health rules and ethics standards are ruling that could add weight to Republicans push to expel her from Congress. The allegations center around her receipt of receipts of millions of dollars from her family's business after the state of Florida made an overpayment of roughly $5 million in disaster relief funds. This politician McCormick is accused of using that money to fund her 2022 congressional campaign through a network of business and family members. The congresswoman is running for a fourth term representing Southeastern Florida has denied wrongdoing Ethics committee could fuel a potential vote under expulsion and divided Democrat caucus that is trying to make a comeback to power in the November elections. Chef McCormick also faces federal charges for allegedly stealing $5 million in COVID 19 disaster relief funds using it for purchases like a 3 carat yellow diamond ring. Her brother, former chief of staff, maybe husband and accountant were also charged in the alleged scheme. It is time to deliver some indictments and put some people in jail. Here's Jim Gossett singing about Minneapolis.

[Jim Gossett]

Tim Boots with the actions he's taken. Jacob Fry is making

[Rob Carson]

a clown town

[Jim Gossett]

I strise a bows and wild Tim wolves's dozen city has become a clown town Ilon Omar's hide and frog Keith Ellison's obstructing a war on law enforcement Jacob Price conducting tampon Tim Tampon Tim is so incompetent most Minnesotans want no more of him. It's a clown town Minneapolis clown town town it's far from fabulous Clown town Once great cities become man.

[Rob Carson]

That's good. That is so clown town.

[Jim Gossett]

Clown town.

[Rob Carson]

Jim Gossett did that, by the way. And if you want to help him out, go to patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy patreon.com Jim Goss Buffett comedy on the way Westmore. The governor of Maryland went to the Orioles home opener and got booed. I'm thinking it was because they didn't pass that bill to put tampon machines in the ballpark's men's rooms. Or it could be that he's so bloody corrupt and he's destroying the state. You figure it out. We'll take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.

[Jim Gossett]

The media and our friends in the Democrat party kept saying we needed new legislation. We must have legislation to secure the border. But it turned out that all we really needed was a new president.

[Rob Carson]

Isn't that amazing? Also, all we needed is a new president to end Iran's nuclear ambitions. It's kind of remarkable, you know, to take Maduro out of power in Venezuela. All it took was a different president. Isn't that weird? To bring manufacturing back to America? All it took was a different president. And it's crazy. It shouldn't happen, but it did. Because you know what? We soldiered on. We fought back against everything, against odds that no one would have would have imagined Donald Trump winning. But he did it and he's in office. So we got to take advantage of it. I got some good news today. We love to win. I'm gonna play our winning jingle. We love to.

[Mary Walter]

Winning, winning, winning.

[Jim Gossett]

So much winning. It's lots of winning.

[Rob Carson]

Lots of winning. Lots of winning. Lots of winning. Lots of winning.

[Mary Walter]

Lots of winning.

[Rob Carson]

It's so, so good. You know, Apple used to build all of its products over there in China by, you know, Slave uyghurs and whatnot. But they're going to start building stuff here.

[Carl Higby]

Apple is expanding its American manufacturing program, bringing in four new.

[Rob Carson]

Barack Obama said, I don't have no magic wand. I can't bring manufacture back in America. Well, you got some sort of magic, some kind of hook. What's going on there?

[Carl Higby]

Partners Bosch, Cirrus Logic, TDK and Cunity Electron. And they're going to manufacture components on U.S. soil for Apple products sold worldwide.

[Rob Carson]

That's going to be an American jobs.

[Carl Higby]

It's $400 million in new investment through 2030.

[Rob Carson]

Amazing.

[Carl Higby]

And this is about parts, not finished products. The chips, sensors and glass, those are increasingly made here. TDK is manufacturing sensors in the US for the first time, including tech used for iPhone camera stabilization. Bosch is producing chips for features like activity tracking at TSMC facility in Washington state. And Cirrus Logic is working with Global Found in New York.

[Rob Carson]

I mean, the good news is they're bringing back manufacturing in that cool. Meanwhile, states like Massachusetts did a millionaires tax and they're driving the state into bankruptcy. How much money did they take with them?

[Carl Higby]

So we're talking about 2023 because that's when this tax took effect. And in that same year, the state lost 41,000 residents. And with them they took $4.2 billion in adjusted gross income. The amount of income Lost was an 8% increase year over year.

[Rob Carson]

There you go. Absolutely. And Democrat run going into the pits of hell. One of them is the state of Maryland I used to live in. I was seeing this report last night on the Fox affiliate in, in in Baltimore and it was very sad because I have not been back to the Inner harbor since my son was probably 15, which would be 11 years ago. And it has gone to hell in a hand basket. It's just gone to hell in a hand basket. There's nobody down there. They're the only. There are like two hotels still there and they're closing. And the. The idiot mayor of Baltimore who child, he thinks that they're going to put housing down there or apartments down there when all the retail is gone. They used to have this Hard Rock Cafe there and this Barnes and Noble and this old power plant. It was just cool as hell. They had a USS Constitution, an old like early 1800s battleship, and then they had another submarine there. You can get tours on and all that. And you can walk around, you could eat at a dozen restaurants. And they're all gone now.

[Mary Walter]

Now.

[Rob Carson]

They're all gone now. Thank you Democrats. Thank you, 2020. Thank you. All of the violence. Thank you. Letting out criminal illegal aliens out of jail. Thank you. Not arresting youth who are committing massive amounts of crime and then letting them out onto the streets. The Democrat policies did this, guys. And then, of course, West Moore, the fresh prince of Maryland, who's been running more for president than anything and doing absolutely D word for Richard. You know, the Key bridge was hit by a ship. They didn't hold the guy who ran into the damn bridge and knocked the whole dang bridge down. They didn't charge the $2 billion that it's going to cost, which inevitably will BE. Will be $10 billion because Democrats are involved. But they didn't. They didn't charge them with anything, really. They got off with a slap on the wrist. And two years later, West Moore is bragging about how great it is. They got one section of a bridge that's miles long done, and it's like 100 yards. So Wes Moore shows up at Oriole Stadium for the big home opener yesterday. I wish it could have been there. And he was introduced, not warmly welcome. There you go. Absolutely, 100%. I would like to see Maryland actually pull its head out of its tuckus. But unfortunately, the state is bloody well crooked. Everything about the state is corrupt. And I'm sure that if Nick Shirley came here, he'd find all two to Maryland and Virginia, probably all sorts of corruption. Although corruption is coming to Virginia because of Abigail Scamberger as the governor of the state. And one of the dumbest things that happened in Maryland this week is some Democrats thought it'd be a good idea to put tampons in the men's rooms at Orioles and Ravens ballparks, which is the dumbest thing ever. Here is delegate Kathy Zeliga calling out the moron who brought this up. And by the way, this idiot who did this, everywhere he goes, people should throw tampons at him. I'm not kidding. Everyone should throw tampons at this guy.

[Carl Higby]

Menstrual hygiene products means appropriately sized tampons. What are appropriately sized tampons? I've never heard of such a thing. What do you consider appropriate?

[Jim Gossett]

It.

[Rob Carson]

It just means that tampons are offered.

[Jim Gossett]

There's no specific size.

[Rob Carson]

Well, Pellegate. Ken Kerr. Ken Kerr. Remember that name. Have just a box of tampons in the car, and if you see them, just. Just toss a little tampon at it gently. Nothing. Nothing major, but. Or just walk up and say, hey, I. I didn't want you to be without a tampon.

[Carl Higby]

As a man, apparently there's four different sizes. So which one would you.

[Rob Carson]

Mini maxi. There's pearls, there's all sorts of crap. I don't even know. Every time I go, you know, or went. When I was married, I'd go to Target and I'd have to walk up. Besides, ask you a question here. What exactly are the maxi mini, super duper absorbent whatevers.

[Carl Higby]

Would you like them to use

[Jim Gossett]

just a regular size?

[Rob Carson]

Be like, oh, you mean the whatever whatever, sir? And I'm like, no good. Can you just keep it down?

[Jim Gossett]

A little tampon in the bathroom.

[Carl Higby]

Okay, maybe it should say that and not appropriately sized tampon. Now, is this going in all bathrooms, men's and women?

[Rob Carson]

That's the dumbest thing ever.

[Carl Higby]

How about the Ravens stadium?

[Jim Gossett]

If it is a state owned building, then yes, it would go in.

[Rob Carson]

He should be haunted by this the rest of his life. Ken Kerr. I can. Kerr. Actually, no, I completely disagree. Ken Kerr. What a doofus. My God in heaven. This is kind of cool now, actually, I'm gonna save it. Yesterday also at the home opener, they had a World War II veteran there. They had 109 year old World War II veteran there. Oh, it was unbelievable. Price of gold. Price of gold. Price of gold right about $4,500 today, by the way. Price of gold right about $4,500. Allowing you to get in a great price. It's at 44.86, 4486. It's kind of giving you a little, a little pause to get in and buy gold. It's a perfect time because it was a lot more expensive a while back. Remember back in January, you're lamenting, you're like, dude, I can't get into $5,600. I'm never gonna be able. Well, now it's at $4,500. What are you waiting for? It had a meteoric raise in value over the years. In fact, the last 20 years has been incredible. So you got 20 years and then you got a couple months where it went down a little bit. It's giving you a chance. Text my name, Rob to 989-898 for Birch Gold. Birch Gold is the company that I choose because they have my money. It's not a lot of money, but it's all the money I got. Text Rob to 989-8984. Birch Gold. Get information, no obligation. Mary Walter joins us next. Don't go anywhere. This fall, you're invited to experience Washington D.C. in a truly unforgettable way with me, Rob Carson. And other newsmax listeners. Imagine strolling through our nation's capital as America celebrates 250 years and seeing history come alive with an expert guide.

[Jim Gossett]

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[Rob Carson]

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[Mary Walter]

Yeah. No.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, okay.

[Mary Walter]

Yeah.

[Rob Carson]

Really? Do you have any music that you guys, that you guys like to listen to?

[Mary Walter]

Listen. In what sense? Is this gonna get weird?

[Rob Carson]

No, no, it doesn't have to. It could. It doesn't have to.

[Mary Walter]

I prefer that it not.

[Rob Carson]

It's the way my mind works. I have the sense of humor of a 14 year old boy and I live by myself. Thank you very much. Here's something kind of interesting.

[Mary Walter]

There could be a corollary there. That's all I'm going to say.

[Rob Carson]

I'm thinking you're exactly right. So here's the deal. There is a professional athlete named Castor Semina. Seminya. So it's spelled Castor and then Semenya. Okay. This is a, this is a transgendered athlete. And, and this transgendered athlete is born a male and has to say this. You know the medical terms, what they tell me, you know, my testosterone, you know, know, being born, you know, without the uterus, you know, being born with internal testicles. Those don't make me less a woman. It's just the differences that I was born. He says that the, his testicles do not make him less of a woman. I wanted to throw that out there. What do you think?

[Mary Walter]

And the lack of the uterus. So like first of all, Castor, like the oil, right?

[Rob Carson]

Yes. Or a castrate.

[Mary Walter]

Well, no, that's totally different. But so. All right, so this is. Weren't we past this? I thought we were past this.

[Rob Carson]

No, it's still there. There's all sorts of goofy. There's all sorts of goofy crap out there. You want to hear? I'm gonna. I got this whole night. This is a little montage here. This is a montage. This is the weekend gender madness because it is made. It has made a massive comeback.

[Mary Walter]

The idea that I have to get up here and say that trans women are women, and that's what I have

[Carl Higby]

to use my time to do is absurd.

[Mary Walter]

Shame on you. Shame on all of you. And shame on you for using lesbian politics as a front for your transphobia. Because this lesbian has had plenty of girlfriends with penises.

[Rob Carson]

Confused.

[Carl Higby]

What are appropriately sized tampons? I've never heard of such a thing. What do you consider appropriate?

[Jim Gossett]

It just means that tampons are offered.

[Rob Carson]

Now, a couple of things going there. There was one woman who was a lesbian who says she's. She's had plenty of lesbian partners with penises, which is a very circuitous way to be straight. And then in. In the state of Maryland, they wanted to put tampons in the Orioles and Ravens ballpark men's rooms that fortunately failed. So they're not giving up. They're not going down without a fight, by the way.

[Mary Walter]

Yeah, so I saw the video of that first chick. There's a lot going on there. So, you know her saying, I had plenty of girlfriends with penises. And I was like, I'll bet you did. You know, well, in that case, I've

[Rob Carson]

had plenty of boyfriends with vaginas.

[Mary Walter]

Exactly. It's ridiculous. And what I love is that we're not giving them time anymore. That second conversation was phenomenal because she stood up there and she's like, well, what size is appropriate? I wanted her to ask her, where exactly do men use tampons? Like, I wanted her to nail him to the wall, and she did not. And then there. I think Pennsylvania had a. Cancel their women's month. They had women's history month or something that they were going to do because there was. Somebody stood up and said, well, I'm all for this, but only if you can tell me what a woman is.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, dear God in heaven.

[Mary Walter]

And they find a woman. And so they got over defining a woman. So there's no more women's mystery.

[Rob Carson]

This is. This is critical. Stupid. I mean, this is. Unplug the patient, they're dead. I mean, my God in heaven, I was just thinking of about this. I could have a. I might have an ex husband. With a vagina. I just. I just put two and two together.

[Mary Walter]

You could.

[Rob Carson]

I've been married to a man with a vagina for 28 years.

[Mary Walter]

And it took you 28 years to figure it out?

[Rob Carson]

It was pretty much.

[Mary Walter]

It was like the song.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, there you go. Now you brought up this. This is really funny. I saw an LGBTQ RST UV Whatever person the other day at a city council meeting. They're like, you guys always malign trans people as being Predators. And here goes. Nashville Predators. They're. They're one of the NHL franchise. Apparently. They wanted to do LGBTQI Pride night. And. And the Predators, it's too perfect. It's too perfect.

[Mary Walter]

The logo is draped. It's like a rainbow threw up on their uniforms and their hockey sticks and. And their logo, and it's the Predators. Like, do people not think. I would love to have been in the board meeting where someone said, oh, we should call them the Predator. You know, was the hockey team the Predators the whole time?

[Rob Carson]

I don't know.

[Mary Walter]

But Fusion comes in because I thought it's an LGBTQ gay hockey team called the Predators. That's what I thought.

[Rob Carson]

That would have been really bad. That would have been really, really, really bad. Can you imagine if somebody's from out of the country and they're staying at your house and you say, what are you doing tonight? Well, I'm going to take the kids to the Predators, you know, or I'm going to drop the kids off of the Predators.

[Mary Walter]

But see, this is where. This is what happens when people. Sole source of being able to function is based on emotion. I know, right? There is no. They don't use anything from. Well, they use their mouths a lot because it's spew stupidity. But nothing above. Like, the nose is being used. Their eyes are not being used because that dude has a beard and a mustache and he's six foot seven and his name is not Dolly. I don't care what you call him. It is not Dolly. You know, and. And the brains, they're not engaging at all.

[Rob Carson]

It's. It's just. It's absurdity. And, you know, Voltaire said those who commit. Those who. Those who what, I guess pursue with absurdity, are bound to commit atrocities. I can't remember. I'm paraphrasing right now, but did you know SNL did a bit about the Predators a few years ago? Did you know about that?

[Mary Walter]

No, I didn't.

[Rob Carson]

I'm gonna play you a clip. It's beautiful. Watch this. Listen to this.

[Jim Gossett]

Proud of the charity Work we do in our communities. That's right.

[Rob Carson]

I may be a king on the

[Jim Gossett]

ice, but I'm also a king in the community.

[Rob Carson]

And I'm a ranger in my community. And I'm a predator in my community. When you see this face, just know. Predators in the community. Yeah.

[Jim Gossett]

Wait, wait.

[Rob Carson]

Can we cut? Cut? What's the issue, man? Yeah, I mean, do I have to say that? That I'm a predator in my community?

[Mary Walter]

Why not? You play for the Nashville Predators.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, but, I mean, you hear how it sounds, right?

[Carl Higby]

Okay, so it's gonna be one of those shoots.

[Mary Walter]

Diva alert.

[Rob Carson]

I sense it too. Let's move on. We're losing lights. All right, here we go. One more time. I'm sorry. Did you get an avail check to ad a Justin Long Chobani commercial? I don't know. All right, we'll come back. There was a little bit long there. There's another line is fantastic. But they did it on the Predators a couple years ago. Who came up with the Predator?

[Mary Walter]

So it was an established team beforehand. So that answers my question.

[Rob Carson]

Yes, but generally, if you're concerned about being labeled a predator, you don't want to make LGBTQI Pride night at the Predators.

[Mary Walter]

Yeah, yeah. Like I said, I have. If I win the lottery, I just want to be able to spend my time going to board meetings with these big companies. Companies when they have their DEI meetings. And I'll bring my own popcorn.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, God, yes.

[Mary Walter]

Just so I could hear so very quickly. So I have neighbor who's Italian, but he's very dark. Italian. Right. And in the summer, he's very dark, and he is convinced. And he's a CEO for international acquisitions at a large company that I'm not going to name, but they're basically like, they have to do all the DEI stuff. He goes, I am convinced that they don't know that I'm white. They think I'm like some kind of hybrid, like a mix. You like, I'm from mixed racial background. And he goes, because I've never set them straight ever.

[Rob Carson]

100%. Why the heck not? The next job I get, I'm gonna say that I was married to a man with a vagina for 28 years, you know? And I can say I'm gay. All right, let's take a break and come back more with Mary Walter on the other side. This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey, guys, it's Carson. I just got a ghost bed. Yeah, pay attention here, because I've been sleeping on a foam mattress since I moved to the Washington D.C. area, which is like sleeping on the sponge in your sink. Ghostbed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not looks, not fluff. Your body should be healing while you're sleep, not fighting for comfort. I have been sleeping past seven in the morning on my ghost bed. It's unbelievable. If you wake up stiff, you toss and turn. If you sleep hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different. That's not aging, it's your mattress talking. Another great thing I love about Ghostbed, you get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, you can send it back risk free. Ghostbed is offering my audience their lowest prices of the season plus an extra 10%. Go to Ghostbed.com Carson use promo code Carson. That's Ghostbed.com Carson promo code Carson. You are gonna love your new Ghostbed.

[Carl Higby]

As a New York Ranger, I'm serving

[Rob Carson]

my community by working in soup kitchens. As an LA King, I volunteer with

[Jim Gossett]

the elderly and guys at night.

[Rob Carson]

Nashville predator. I work in hospitals to make sick kids feel touched.

[Jim Gossett]

Hey, hey, come on guys.

[Mary Walter]

What is the meaning of all that?

[Rob Carson]

Is SNL a couple years ago, making fun of the Nashville Predators who had an LGBTQIA plus night the other night and, and apparently got a lot. They made, they made fun of, made fun of them. Can you imagine though, just to ask people asking you, I'm a professional athlete. Really? What are you? I'm a predator.

[Mary Walter]

Well, I never knew they existed before this. So maybe, you know, they say there's no such thing as bad publicity, but hockey fans are the second most left right leaning group of the big fans for different sports. Why in God's name would they do something like that when they know that their audience is right leaning?

[Rob Carson]

I don't understand why you need to. Like for instance, where I live, they still have rainbow co colored crosswalks. You know, it's like, oh, you know, wow, it's so important that I walk on a gay crosswalk. I mean, honestly, really? Well, let's go, let's do it. Let's do a non binary Christ walk down the street, for Christ's sake. I mean, honestly, what the hell is going on here? Why would signaling. Of course it's virtue signaling.

[Mary Walter]

You chose to move there. You had to know that it was very left leaning.

[Rob Carson]

Well, all I know is when I walk across those, those crosswalks, I suddenly saunter. It's Weird. It just kind of happens. Like, you know, you ever been walking along and you realize you're listening to your earbuds, you're walking to the beat of the music. When I come to one of those, I'm like, oh, I'm going across the street now. I'm like, oh, stop it now. Stop it, stop it, stop. I step off the color onto the pavement. I'm cool. Then I get back on and suddenly I'm fabulous. It happens, Mary. It happens.

[Mary Walter]

Well, if you start to skip, you're gonna need therapy.

[Rob Carson]

All right, here we go. This is, I mean, this is another example of stupidity. Inside the Banosphere is a new net documentary that has fueled discussions about a relationship style. Non monogamous relationships can take many forms, including polyamory, open marriages, solo poly, and polycules. But there is also one called one sided monogamy. Now, this used to be cheating. They're calling it one sided monogamy. So if your husband said, hey, Mary, I want to do this one sided monogamy thing and I want you to be monogamous, what would you say?

[Mary Walter]

Well, I'm at that point in my life where, you know, lawyers and splitting it all up would be a lot of work. So I would be like, that's fine. So, you know, we'll mix it up. You can live in that room and I'll live in this room and we'll put down some rules where she can't come in. And honestly, if she does some house cleaning, I would think I might be down with it.

[Rob Carson]

Well, if suddenly he hires someone named or. Or he, he gets a 19 year old Swedish au pair to come and stay during the summer, you might be worried about it a little bit there, you know.

[Mary Walter]

Yeah, my summers for stuff that I want to do, you know. Yeah, I'm kind of at that point now because like, if I get half, like, I'm cool with that at this point.

[Jim Gossett]

Yeah.

[Rob Carson]

Hell yeah. If she can do some stuff around the house. As long as I don't see it, shut the door. Cool, we're cool.

[Mary Walter]

The spaces I'm too old to get now, you know, I don't know, you're

[Rob Carson]

a pretty fine looking woman there, Mary.

[Mary Walter]

Good clean under stuff. Because I don't want to bend over anymore.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, I know, I know. It's the same damn thing. I caught myself the other day. I'm starting to bend over and pick up stuff like an older guy, you know, it used to be just bend down and pick it up. Now you're kind of like, you got to steady yourself and then one hand on the counter.

[Mary Walter]

Do you make the sound though?

[Rob Carson]

Do you got. I do not make the sound. I do, I do make it to the gym. So I still do that. I'm trying to avoid that at all costs. Step aside, cocaine bears. Make way for cocaine sharks. Apparently sharks in the Bahamas, due to partygoers discharging drugs including painkillers and caffeine, they are testing sharks positive for cocaine. That is not a good thing. And you certainly don't want them testing positive for weed because if you get weed, you get the munchies. And they're going to start looking at people who are surfing and going,

[Mary Walter]

looks

[Rob Carson]

like, looks like a cheetah.

[Mary Walter]

Yeah, they think, because what sharks do is they will bite stuff. So a lot of this has to do with apparently when these cocaine boats, if they're getting chased, you know, or something, they throw the cocaine over the side. Right. Or the boats sink. And so what sharks do if they're not sure if something is food, they bite it anyway. Just, you know. And so that's how they. Sometimes they somehow get the cocaine into their systems. But this is also a problem, you know, with, you know, birth control and things like that going into our water systems. And we have to be.

[Rob Carson]

Because then the sharks will get promiscuous because they're like, she's not going to get pregnant. And then the male sharks just want to have sex all the time with no commitment. It's not good.

[Mary Walter]

Well, it could be a one sided monogamy on each his part as a callback. See what I did there?

[Rob Carson]

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

[Mary Walter]

Yeah, but you know, this is why they don't want you to flush old pills down the toilet anymore.

[Rob Carson]

Really? Really.

[Mary Walter]

Oh, yeah. That's been going on for years. Like our town does a roundup and you just bring it all to the police department. They like burn. It's. It's disposed of like by burning or something.

[Rob Carson]

I don't, I don't. If I have any leftover, like pain meds from the dentist. I sell them to the kids in the neighborhood. I mean seriously, you can get a couple bucks a piece for him. You can make some serious money.

[Mary Walter]

Well, yeah, and they're. Wait, are we hearkening back to the whole predator topic now?

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. There we go. There we go. All right. You're always fun on a Friday, Mary. Where can people find? Where can people find? Now you're going to go through a litany of all the places you can be seen and heard and all of this.

[Mary Walter]

Blah, blah, blah. Okay, Am I allowed to mention other radio stations or is that a bad thing?

[Rob Carson]

I don't care. I don't. I don't.

[Mary Walter]

Okay. I'm on Sirius Patriot tonight from midnight. I was there yesterday. I'll be there again tonight. On Tuesdays, you can find me on Todd storn's show on Newsmax 2 and 2 between 5 and 6pm on N2. And then my podcast is on Tuesdays. 7:15 is live. 7:15 Eastern Time time on Rumble, YouTube and Getter. And it's a lot of fun. It's a live cast. Rob Carson's just recently on, probably about a month or so ago. And you can get the audio on Apple podcasts, Spotify, Google, Barry Walter Radio.

[Rob Carson]

Just Google Barry Walter Radio when you're on. When you're on the radio tonight, nine to midnight, that's when the house cleaner is going to be coming over. By the way, I thought you should know. All right. I wish. All right, I can take a break. Mary, God bless you. Have a glorious weekend. Let's take a break. This is the Rob Carson Show. Show Me How To Live. Audio Slave, my favorite song ever. And if you're asking God to show you how to live, you're not looking in the right place. It's up to you. Tom Morello on guitar. Show Me how to Live is. Is a anthem for my life. And I. And unfortunately, Chris Cornell, who's the lead singer of Audio Slave, was chronically depressed. He killed himself. And he was asking God in that song. He gave me life. Now show me how to live. You're gonna have to, you know, you're on your own. You're on your own. You'll get some guidance, but you got. You got to figure it out. I know, I know. It's kind of heavy to think about, but it's true. It's true in your life. I met a guy outside the gym, and he just lost his job. And we just kind of were looking at this Audi R8 car there, and he's there. I said, I said, my name's Robin. He goes. And he said he lost his job. And I told him, I said, well, you know what you need to do? What? He goes, you need to increase the value of your currency. Okay? Learn new things and do what you got to do to get where you want to be. That's what I had to do when I sold cars. And we had a really good conversation because he was really shaky that day. He was really shaky. He was very nervous. And I said, did you like your job? And he goes, no, I kind of had one foot, I out the door and I said, and they fired you, right? Yeah, I said, well, maybe that was God giving you a little kick in the ass. And it was really. And he goes, he looked at me. It was pretty cool to give him advice because I had been out of work for a couple years and you know, nearly died. And he said to me, I think it's really serendipitous that I met you. I think it really, there's a reason why I met you. And I said, brother, there is always a reason. Things happen and sometimes it's a little more obvious than others. And anyway, he works out at the gym that I work at. I hope to run into him again. Hope to run into him again. That's the thing. It's, it's hard. My, my son lost his job and it's, it's never, it's never easy. It's, it's a, it's a very, very difficult thing, particularly if you're, and pardon me, but as a man, you know, you're expected to be the provider. And so it's really, really hard. It's hard on women too to lose their jobs. Don't get get me wrong. I'm just saying that as the provider in the family, it was very hard for me but it was a delightful conversation that I had with him and I don't have any time for anything else so I have to move on because next hour we've got another hour of the show. We got Christian Totem on the show. Hollywood loses its biggest event ever because of its wokeness and its over regulation. Oh my goodness, you won't believe it. That is on the way. Also, who is funding all these stupid protests around the country? And of course your phone calls. 800-922-6680. This is a Friday edition of the Rob Carson Joe hour number three right ahead. Don't go anywhere.