Texas Democrats Go Full Tofu

Summary

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The Rob Carson Show — Episode Summary

Episode: "Texas Democrats Go Full Tofu"

Date: June 29, 2026
Host: Rob Carson (with co-hosts, Doug Burns, and callers)
Podcast: Newsmax Podcasts

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of The Rob Carson Show dives into the recent Texas Democratic Party Convention, the Supreme Court’s decision on election law and immigration, escalating internal divisions of the Democratic Party, and broader cultural and political divides in America. Blending Carson's signature humor and biting political commentary, the show features legal insights from former federal prosecutor Doug Burns, analysis of contemporary party politics, listener calls, and pointed critiques of progressive trends within the Democratic party.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Texas Democratic Party Convention – “Full Tofu” (02:22–06:16)

• Event Recap: Rob discusses notable moments from the Texas Democratic Party’s convention, with a particular focus on controversial remarks made by the nominee for Land Commissioner, humorously ridiculing the branding and priorities portrayed.

• Carson's Critique: Rob lampoons the statements (“We’re all trans; we’re all gay tofu eating vegans.”) as being out of touch with Texas values and describes the party as being caught in a “civil war” and “disintegration.”

• Key Quote (04:10):
  “When they say Gaines is going to hell, we’ll say we’re all going to hell. Yes. Oh, my God. It’s perfect. That is absolutely perfect.” — Rob Carson

• Co-host reaction (05:12):
  “Your campaign pitch being based on all Democrats… all Democrats are transgender, tofu-eating vegans who are bound for hell is one heck of a bold strategy.”

2. Land Acknowledgement and Identity Politics Satire (06:16–08:26)

• Land Acknowledgments: The convention’s land acknowledgment is played (06:43). Carson parodies the language and questions the efficacy and sincerity of such statements, poking fun at progressive virtue signaling.

• Borders and Tribe Conflicts: Carson uses the acknowledgment as a springboard to riff on historical tribal conflicts and the modern debate on borders.

• Memorable Carson Zinger (07:30):
  “This is your democracy... There are no borders. There you go.”

3. Progressive Candidates and Democratic Party Fractures (08:28–13:11)

• Leftist Surge in New York & DSA Influence: Rob and commentators evaluate Van Jones’s comments on the growing far-left faction within the Democratic Party (09:19). Jones warns that lack of grassroots mobilization enables radical candidates to take over.

• Concerns Over Anti-Semitism: Elected officials with anti-Israel stances are critiqued, and the implications for the party's national image are discussed.

• Key Quote (10:31):
  “When the Left exposes its flank, what do we do? We kick its butt. That’s what we have to do.” — Rob Carson

• Schumer’s Approval Decline (11:14): Analysis of Chuck Schumer’s waning favorability among NY Democrats, symbolizing leadership crisis in the party.

4. Listener Engagement – State Fairs and Farmer Representation (14:31–17:40)

• Caller Support for Farmers: Mark from Baltimore reminisces about State Fairs and farmer traditions, supports working-class rural Americans, and critiques “lab-grown plants.”

• Carson’s Personal Story: Rob shares a humorous pumpkin contest memory and laments politicians not honoring state agricultural traditions at fairs.

• Key Moment (15:34):
  “Yeah. This is an insult, by the way, Mark.” — Rob Carson, regarding politicians’ disrespect for farmers

5. Humor Segment – Howard Stern File Cabinet (18:03–19:06)

• Lighthearted Interlude: Buster from Santa Cruz suggests a contest about the notorious “third file cabinet” in Howard Stern’s studio. Carson expresses his distaste for Stern’s “shock jock” style, contrasting it with his own values.

6. Legal Analysis With Doug Burns – Supreme Court & Immigration (21:40–30:47)

Election Laws & Ballot Deadlines (21:40–24:49)

• SCOTUS Decision Review: The Supreme Court’s ruling upholding Mississippi’s law to allow mail-in ballots counted after Election Day is dissected.

• Doug Burns’ Perspective: Burns notes it’s a narrow ruling, not an open door for unlimited absentee ballots, and Congress could fine-tune the law.

• Burns’ Key Insight (22:55):
  “People misjudge these type of opinions… They go to great lengths to say it’s a narrow ruling. They leave open the distinct possibility that Congress could act and fine-tune that.”

Temporary Protected Status & Border Policy (24:49–27:36)

• Temporary Protection Clarity: Supreme Court reaffirms TPS is not permanent residency; it’s meant for a fixed period.

• Legal Interpretation Riffs: Doug and Rob discuss “plain meaning rule” and policy overreach by liberal justices’ dissents.

• Memorable Doug Burns Quote (25:49):
  “Temporary means temporary. Not being cute. That’s number one. Temporary means 16 months, not 10 years.”

Non-Compliance With Supreme Court Orders (27:36–29:47)

• Mayors’ Duty to the Law: Discussion ensues on public officials' obligations to comply with Supreme Court rulings—with special focus on New York politicians' stances on immigration.
• Can Far-Left Candidates Serve in Congress?: Considerations on whether anti-constitutional communists or anti-Semites could be refused seating in Congress.

Influence of "Dark Money" and Foreign-Linked Funding (29:47–30:45)

• Neville Roy Singham & George Soros: The DOJ investigating leftist financier Singham is covered; Burns and Carson call for prosecution and denounce the ease of outside influence in elections.

• Key Quote (30:19):
  “Because the left controls the media... If it were in reverse ideologically, I think you would see much more aggressive [coverage].” — Doug Burns

7. Immigration, Haiti & Temporary Status (31:38–38:00)

• Supreme Court: Return to Haiti: Carson examines media coverage and reactions to Haitians on TPS being required to return home.

• Welfare and Deportation Debate: Discussions on the percentage of Haitians on welfare and the original meaning of ‘temporary’ protected status.

• Contradictory Liberal Praise/Critique for Haiti: Carson plays 2018 clips of Anderson Cooper praising Haiti, contrasted with current fear-mongering about returning deportees.

• Highlighted Exchange (35:32):
  Jake Tapper: “Will they be all deported back to their home countries?”
  Mark Wade Mullen: “...Temporary protective status was never intended to be permanent... while here, [they] could have applied for permanent residence... or we’ll help you get back, actually give you a plane ticket, roughly $2,100 to help you re-establish in Haiti.”

• Carson's Irony (34:59):
  “Sorry. Too bad. So sad. And you know what? You could have applied to be a citizen while you were here. Apparently, that didn’t happen.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Democratic Messaging:
  “Put that on a bumper sticker: all Democrats are transgender, tofu-eating vegans who are bound for hell. One heck of a bold strategy, especially in Texas of all places.” — Co-host (05:25)

• On Progressive Drift:
  “When Bill Maher and Van Jones say your party is going too left, you’ve gone out of your freaking mind.” — Rob Carson (13:11)

• On Legal Plainness:
  “Temporary means 16 months, not 10 years.” — Doug Burns (25:49)

• On Politicians Defying Law:
  “For him to say he’s going to defy a Supreme Court ruling–very, very, very ill advised.” — Doug Burns (27:56)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Texas Democratic Convention and Tofu/Vegan Satire — 02:22–06:16
• Land Acknowledgement Segment — 06:16–08:26
• Progressive Candidates & DSA Discussion — 09:19–11:14
• Schumer and Democrat Party Fracture — 11:14–11:59
• State Fairs, Farmers, and Rural America — 14:31–17:40
• Howard Stern File Cabinet & Broadcasting Humor — 18:03–19:06
• Supreme Court Ballot Decision With Doug Burns — 21:40–24:49
• SCOTUS on Temporary Protected Status & Border — 24:49–27:36
• Democrat Politicians Defying Law — 27:36–29:47
• Foreign Money & Election Influence — 29:47–30:45
• Immigration – Haiti & TPS — 31:38–38:00

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Tone & Language

• Tone: Sarcastic, combative, irreverent, heavily partisan, with comedic elements.
• Language: Blunt, colloquial, peppered with humorous barbs (“freakazoids”, “out of your fricking gourd”) and a strong adversarial stance toward progressive Democrats and left-wing ideology.

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Summary for Non-Listeners

The episode delivers Rob Carson’s take on the Texas Democratic Convention—mocking what he sees as extreme left-wing messaging—and turns to legal and political analysis of major recent Supreme Court decisions, particularly on election law and immigration. Guest Doug Burns provides legal clarifications, counseling that election law changes are more limited than headlines suggest, and stressing the legal meaning of “temporary” for protected status immigrants. The show scrutinizes the leftward lurch of the Democratic Party, the role of DSA and progressive activists, and growing internal conflicts, with an undercurrent of populist, pro-rural/working American sentiment. Carson’s sharp humor and direct style keep the tone lively, opinionated, and highly critical of progressive politics.

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Transcript

[Rob Carson]

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[Co-host/Commentator]

1.

[Rob Carson]

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[Co-host/Commentator]

Hold it now.

[Doug Burns]

You are about to hear the most

[Rob Carson]

interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world Wide web.

[Caller/Episode Guest]

This is the Rob Farson Show.

[Rob Carson]

This is our number two of the Rob Carson Show. Doug Burns, former federal prosecutor, is going to join us to talk about the Supreme Court decision allowing never ending election Day. Yeah, yeah, your Supreme Court, the usual suspects, AB Coney Barrett, Judge Roberts, and then the. The freakazoids all voting say, go ahead, just keep it going forever. This is why the Save America act is so important. This is why paring down the number of mail in ballots is going to be absolutely necessary. Because the Democrat Party has nothing to win on at all because they're freaking out of their minds.

[Commentator/Guest]

There you go.

[Rob Carson]

Out of their minds. Had a very busy weekend. I want to mention I was on social media a lot this weekend. If you want to go to my social media pages, just go to Rob Carson's show. I just did a video today about the National State Fair and governors like Josh Shapiro in Pennsylvania speaking for all of the hard working people of Pennsylvania who are proud of their state and proud of the work they do, speaking for them by not sending a delegation to the fair. So I did that. And then also this weekend, I pickled jalape. That's what I did on Saturday. This is my life. I spent the afternoon pickling 36 quarts of jalapenos and I put some of the pictures up there. I make the best jalapenos in the history of mankind and I eat them every, every day. This is why I had the most amazing colonoscopy ever about a year ago. I mean, they were like, have you ever eaten anything? I mean, what the hell?

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Rob Carson]

But anyway, my jalapeno video up there and I, and I did something else. I pickled pearl onions this weekend. Spicy pearl onions. I'm not a drinker, but if you had a martini, you could put a couple of those in there and it'd be pretty darn good. It would be a pretty darn Good. So the, the Texas Democrat Party had their big convention and this is the Lone Star State's Land commissioner. A nominee for land commissioner. Okay, not exactly Billy Bob Thornton here. He told the crowd at the convention in Corpus Christi, which means body of Christ, by the way. I don't know if you knew that it means body of Christ. He says that next time they say that J is trans, just say we're all trans.

[Caller/Listener]

And it.

[Rob Carson]

And it went downhill from there.

[Caller/Episode Guest]

Next time they say that James is

[Jake Tapper]

trans,

[Rob Carson]

we're all trans. This is in the state of Texas. Real quick. This was in Texas. This fool who should not be wearing a cowboy hat. It's an insult to the cowboy hat, says that if someone calls James transsexual, transgendered, then everybody here is transsexual, transgendered. And they applaud it in Texas when they say gains.

[Caller/Episode Guest]

We said gay tofu eating vegan.

[Rob Carson]

We're all gay tofu eating vegans.

[Commentator/Guest]

Yeah.

[Rob Carson]

The Democrat Party just said they're all gay tofu eating vegans. Texas. I mean, I mean, could you just wrap this election up in a box, put some bright, colorful paper and put a bow on it, for God's sake. Oh, my God. And when they say Gaines is going

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

to hell,

[Rob Carson]

We'll say we're all going to hell. Yes. Oh, my God. It's perfect. That is absolutely perfect. What have I been saying about the Democrat Party? What are they doing a death spiral into? Yeah, I mean, this is, this is the Democrat Party. There's nothing too extreme. There's nothing too out there. There's nothing too insane for this party. That's why they're in the middle of a civil war. That's why they're in the middle of a disintegration. And they think, they think because a fewer than 100,000 people in New York City voted for anti Semite socialists that they're going to take over our country. And you know what I say to that? Bring it. Because we will kick your arses up between your shoulders. How's that sound, children? How's that sound, kids? That sort of crap might fly in Seattle, in New York City, but it ain't going to fly nationally here. Is that Brandon Gill talking about the insanity of the Texas State Democrat Convention?

[Co-host/Commentator]

Your campaign pitch being based on all Democrats. This is in their own words, by the way, all Democrats are transgender. Tofu eating vegans who are bound for hell is one heck of a bold strategy.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, I think it's pretty good.

[Co-host/Commentator]

Put that on a bumper sticker on all Democrats. This Is in their own words, by the way, all Democrats are transgender. Tofu eating vegans who are bound for hell is one heck of a bold strategy, especially in Texas of all places. Whenever I think Texans are looking for some common sense, some decency, somebody who's going to represent, I think, conservative values, not go to Washington and focus on a non binary God, on there being six sexes, whatever those six are, and focusing on our need, apparent need, according to James Talarico, to have a welcome mat on our southern border. But it shows you how just wildly out of touch the Democrat party is to be running not only a candidate who's crazy like Talarico, but embracing this messaging across the board is genuinely insane.

[Rob Carson]

You are. You are absolutely insane if you believe any of that nonsense. You are out of your fricking gourd. And if you want that in governance, you really ought to seek some sort of mental health counseling, maybe medication or institutionalization. How about one of those things? Just choose one of those things because you need some help. My God, are you kidding me? Here is the Democrat convention in Texas, of course, doing a land acknowledgment without actually giving the land up to the Native Americans who supposedly live there.

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

We acknowledge that we gather on the traditional homelands of the indigenous peoples of the coast.

[Rob Carson]

What about the cavemen who lived here, you know, a million years ago in

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

the area known as so called Perfect?

[Rob Carson]

We stand on the land of the Neanderthals when they invented fire.

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

Christy. The Koranqua were the people of Corpus Christi Bay. The Maliki lived along the barrier island.

[Rob Carson]

Well, what about the people who lived there before them? Were they the first people?

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

And coastal shoreline, including Mustang island, the Pamuki, which is a Kohlanteca band, were connected to the Nueces River.

[Rob Carson]

Now I'm just hearing blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

These people maintain relationships.

[Rob Carson]

That's disrespectful. That's Native American best with one another

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

through shared landscapes, language, trade, kinship and cultural exchange.

[Rob Carson]

This is your democracy.

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

There were no borders separating them.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, there are no borders. There you go. They don't want borders, but rather a

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

network of indigenous peoples connected to the

[Rob Carson]

bays and who occasionally would attack one another and slaughter each other because there are wars by Native Americans all over

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

the country, rivers, prairies and coast. Other indigenous peoples more inland but still here on the coast, included the Apache, Comanche, Carisso, Camcrudo, Tipan.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, the Buddha.

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

They also maintained.

[Rob Carson]

And they were all frequently at war

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

with one another in relationships with this broader region.

[Rob Carson]

Over time, they were.

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

We honor the ancestors who cared for these lands and waters. We recognize the indigenous peoples to continue those connections.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, okay, great. Make sure to tip your bartenders and waitresses. You know, thanks for coming out. I'll be here all week. My God, are you kidding me? This is Joaquin Castro. He says that, you know, when Democrats get in charge, they're going to shut down the illegal alien detention centers.

[Native American Land Acknowledgment Speaker]

Today,

[Rob Carson]

Today we say that it's wrong that we should end child detention, that we should shut down the core civic detention center in Dilly, Texas. And you're all a bunch of vegan, transgender, whatever the hell, and that we should elect queer leaders, non binary, a new senator who won't support it. That's James Talarico. They're getting behind James Talarico, which is probably not the first time. That said, that said, yeah, they're behind James Talarico. That's just. Wow, this is Texas. They are so out of their minds. Honestly. Here is Van Jones. Van Jones was an avowed communist at one point. He was, he was, he was. He was an avowed communist. Listen to Van Jones on cnn.

[Commentator/Guest]

Look, I used to be on the left side of Pluto, but to have somebody who, you know, their main qualification for being in our party is they were celebrating after October 8th the murder of innocent Israelis. To have somebody in our party get the nomination.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. The Daycare three in New York City

[Commentator/Guest]

whose main qualification is saying that there should be no police, no prisons, Israel shouldn't exist. This is a red flashing light. And I think you think people who have more reasonable ideas in this party are going to have to start working because what's happening is the establishment thinks that you can just buy ads and that's going and get endorsed and that's going to somehow help you win. Trump figured out, figured out the hard way, you can't win in Iran with just bombers if you have nothing on the ground. Moderates cannot win in these blue districts if they have nothing on the ground. If all they have are ads and endorsements and they don't have the door knocking army of the dsa. You're going to see more and more of these candidates. The Democrats, Democratic Socials of America, they've got ground troops and passion matters and mobilized base matters and moderates keep thinking that they can just say shame on you and sign another check. You're going to have to put people on these doors, otherwise you're going to have people like this and worse taking off this party.

[Rob Carson]

Now the positive is, as I have said before, when the Left exposes its flank. What do we do? We kick its butt. That's what we have to do. We now know that these people are at war with America, okay? They aren't going to swear on a Bible that they will protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. They will burn the Constitution. They have exposed their flank, and now we have to absolutely annihilate them. Homeboys, hillbillies, and Hebrews. What did I say? Homeboys, hillbillies, and Hebrews. We've got to come together to save our country. And it gets worse for the Democrat Party. Here's Harry Hinton with the latest on Chuck Schumer's popularity. How's he doing among Democrats in New York, his home state?

[Political Analyst/Reporter]

Yeah, you think that this number is bad? What about here in his home state of New York? I tell you, these numbers scream primary challenge two years from now. Look at this. Okay? New York Dems who view Chuck Schumer favorably. Again, in early 2020, it was 75%. Three in four Democrats. Now it is less than half. Less than half of Democrats in Chuck Schumer's home state of New York, 47% who view him favorably. This is part of a larger picture in which Democrats are. Democrats are turning against their leadership. They are specifically turning against Chuck Schumer. He is actually underwater nationally with Democrats. And even in his own home state of New York, the Empire State, he

[Co-host/Commentator]

can't even reach 50% favorable rating with Democrats.

[Rob Carson]

And this is all because of a generation of kids who were taught to hate America and love communism and love socialism and take the American flag out and get rid of the Pledge of Allegiance and be ignorant of the. The PA and agony and death and starvation that socialism cost. And now that's the stuff the Democrat Party has espoused in primary and secondary education for decades, and it's biting them squarely in the rear end. I love it. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.

[Co-host/Commentator]

We have to beat them electorally, and then we have to break their spirit, and then we're gonna crush their soul.

[Jake Tapper]

Oh, really?

[Rob Carson]

You and what army?

[Caller/Listener]

Thank.

[Rob Carson]

There's one candidate.

[Co-host/Commentator]

She will be a congressperson From New

[Rob Carson]

York's 13th district who the New York Times asked her, if someone murders someone

[Co-host/Commentator]

randomly, should they go to jail?

[Rob Carson]

Couldn't get her to say yes for that.

[Co-host/Commentator]

She says no more police. Ever.

[Caller/Episode Guest]

At all.

[Political Analyst/Reporter]

Ever.

[Rob Carson]

She says our veterans are war criminals.

[Co-host/Commentator]

She said Kamala Harris and Joe Biden is a rapist. So there is a woke mind virus.

[Rob Carson]

And I think we found patient zero. When Bill Maher and Van Jones say your party is going to left, you've gone too left. You've gone out of your freaking mind. And we will crush them. We will crush the Democrat socialists of America. One of the ways we're going to do this is with the legal system. The DOJ launches grand jury pros probe into Marxist mogul Neville Roy Singham's funding of leftist groups. Piece by Azra Nomani online. The DOJ is going after this filthy rotten communist piece of crap. Alleged financial crimes by Neville Roy Singham, the China based tycoon whose fortune has funded a sprawling network of socialist, communist and Marxist organizations across the US over the last decade. He needs to be extradited and not only go to trial for these crimes, but also crimes of treason and sedition against the United States. And he should be lined up against the wall 100% not afraid to say it. Not one little bit. That's so extreme. No, it's not. If you want to end the republic. It is not. You need to be put on trial. You need to be removed from the planet. I want to go real quick. We got Mark in Baltimore wants to talk about the the United States Fair and some of these states that are saying they're not going to attend. Go ahead there. Mark, what's up buddy?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, good afternoon.

[Doug Burns]

Shalom.

[Caller/Listener]

First, I want to wish you and all your listeners A meaningful Fourth of July holiday this coming Saturday. Happy 250th anniversary. Listen, I support the farmers. These are hardworking folks. Many of them have family farms. They get up early in the morning, do all the watering and everything so I can enjoy the delicious watermelon and all the good things. While it's going to be very hot later on this week here and on the east coast and so forth. Now I'm not interested in eating lab grown plants by the way.

[Doug Burns]

Big difference.

[Caller/Listener]

The thing is you have to understand that that's a sham because this country was primarily at the beginning was primarily farms and all before it became cities and all that. The farming industry is disappearing. There's only what, 10% farming industry left in this country vers the industry and these are the farms. I go to the state fair in Timonian, that's outside of Baltimore City around Labor Day weekend every year. I hope they do do so again in a few months and all that to look at the farms and look at the animals and look at sometimes the smell is kind of disorder as you can understand. But still they're hard working to get Awards and doing this, they push everything.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. This is an insult, by the way, Mark.

[Caller/Listener]

Sham.

[Rob Carson]

It is. Mark, I appreciate your phone call by the way. Thank you for calling. You bet. And shalom and God bless you, brother. My Jewish brother. Homeboy Hillbilly's Hebrews. We're gonna have to kick some ass. But, but yeah, this is an insult to farmers, you know. Let me tell you a quick story. In the Neola Iowa where I grew up, we had a fall festival called Hoodoo Days. And I hope to be invited back to be the parade grand marshal eventually. My lifelong dream. That said in the Ola, Iowa, the Hoodoo Days is the big deal. And one year my, my dad would give me about a pat a patch like 100ft long by about 30ft wide to grow watermelons, pumpkins, whatever. I decided I wanted to grow and I grew pumpkins one year and I took my biggest pumpkin down. There was probably about 30 pound pumpkin and I took it down to Hoodoo Days and I seen all these farmers bringing these gigantic pumpkins with front end loaders that weigh three, 400 pounds. And I'm like, well, there's no way I'm going to win a blue ribbon for my pumpkin. And then I go back and there's a blue ribbon on my pumpkin and I'm like, how in the heck did I get a blue ribbon on my pumpkin when These guys had 500 pound pumpkins and they informed me that mine was the largest pie pumpkin they'd ever seen. The large pumpkins they do for jack o' lanterns, those are called cow pumpkins and they're made to supplement cattle feed. I know, I know. This is this. Now I'm really showing my inner, inner, inner redneck. I just need a chaw, a little piece of, you know, capped what a foxtail to chew on, you know, and spit in the wind and all that stuff that actually happened. I know, I know, I know. So farming is kind of near and dear to me and not being represented at state fair because some Jack Weed governor decides that he doesn't want your state represented at the 250th anniversary of the birth of our nation. Honestly, Josh Shapiro, that should end you for politics in Pennsylvania forever. That should just end you for politics forever. Let's go to Buster in Santa Cruz. Buster, the home of ksco, our glorious little bit of sanity and a sea of insanity out there. Hi, Buster. What's up?

[Caller/Episode Guest]

Hey, real quick with the pumpkins. We grow the biggest pumpkins in the world up here in half Moon Bay. 50 miles up the road. But why I called is you got a good thing going. You could have a contest. What's in Howard's third file cabinet? Give us slide whistle away or something. I want to take a guess, because I got a wild imagination.

[Rob Carson]

Now, let me just refresh for the. For those who don't know, the first hour of the show, James Rosen was on the show. We were going to talk about JD Events. We ended up talking about how we worked the same building with Howard Stern. And there was a file cabinet with three drawers. One was labeled Sex toys, one was labeled Adult magazines, and the other one was miscellaneous. James looked in the first two and then relented before opening the third. And so we're wondering what could be in the third drawer. What do you think?

[Caller/Episode Guest]

Well, I imagine now I got a wild imagination.

[Rob Carson]

Keep it clean.

[Caller/Episode Guest]

Okay. I know that Howard, like rock. He was radical. And I imagine him slipping into some women's lingerie or maybe even a draft. And he would like Frank Zappa and the Mother's Invention. Yes, he would fit.

[Doug Burns]

Right?

[Caller/Episode Guest]

And, I mean, I hope I can mention this, but I'll give you a hint. What about the video where he talks that really hot babe into sitting on a boombox?

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do, actually. Thanks. I'm going to. I'm going to go ahead and say. I'm going to say thanks, but I think the rules of the FCC will limit us and our discussion. I appreciate your phone call, though. You know, I got to say, I'm not a big fan of Howard Stern. I know that's a sin in broadcasting, say, especially on the east coast, to say you're not a fan of our Stern. I don't like him. Has he done some great things? Sure. Does he do some great interviews with artists? Yes. Is he a disgusting, sexist pig piece of crap who has women on perform sex act facts in front of him and. And somehow that's excusable or saying awful, awful things about people. Awful, hateful things about people just for being people. I. That's the thing I don't like about Howard Stern. For making fun of a plane crash in Washington, D.C. days after it happened. Sorry. Never been a fan of that kind of radio. So, you know, I don't even care. I'm glad he's no longer relevant. He's on satellite radio, and nobody's paying attention to him anymore. So there you go. If you do want to hear the story with James Rosenberg, it's James Rosen Unplugged. I mean, you've never Heard James Rosen the way he was last hour. Go to your usual podcast platforms. Look up Rob Carson's show. Doug Burns joins us next. Don't go anywhere.

The Rob Carson show is presented by Paramount plus the Agency.

All episodes now streaming on Paramount plus. In a world of espionage, truth is a moving target. And every decision carries a dangerous consequence. This new mission explores what it means to live as a double agent. Twice the lies, twice the risk. The lines between ally and enemy blur like never before. And survival depends on trusting no one. Starring Michael Fassbender, Jeffrey Wright, Jody Turner Smith and Richard Gere. Don't miss the Agency. All episodes now streaming on Paramount plus.

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All right, guys, this is not a win for Republicans who are challenging this. Mississippi has a state law which allows ballots to be counted. Mail in ballots after election day. If they come in, they're postmarked and meet the state requirements. But is a 54 loss for Republicans. And an interesting cobbling together of who wrote on this. Justice Barrett wrote the opinion. Justice Roberts joined her along with Justices Sotomayor, Kagan and Jackson. So those five stuck together on this. The dissent comes from Justice Alito, Thomas Gorsuch and Kavanaugh join him. And essentially what the majority said is that these federal statutes setting election day don't prescribe or they don't stand in conflict with states that want to say, okay, we have a procedure to count ballots after election day. Justice Alito, writing for the dissent, said today's decision is inconsistent with the terms of the election day statutes, contemporary election law principles, two centuries of historical practice, and the case law on the question presented.

So there you go. So that is the report. And to provide us with much more enlightenment, as he always does, because he is an expert at all things law, is Doug Burns on exit? DOUG burns, law. Doug, what do you think about this decision? Not a surprise that those justices got together to vote against making election day on election day. What do you think?

[Doug Burns]

No, I mean, Chief Justice Roberts, now, this is, I guess, round three with him. Obamacare tariffs, now this. But the Reality is, and I'm not being, you know, overly optimistic, the reality is, is that people misjudge these type of opinions very often and they think, you see that, that's it. Now you can have unlimited absentee. That's not the case at all. If you look at the opinion carefully, you can see, and I'm going to study it more, by the way, but you can see that, A, they go to great lengths to say it's a narrow ruling. B, they leave open the distinct possibility, Rob, that Congress could act and fine tune that, which is what I had predicted many, many times. So the point is, this is not nearly as big, you know, a huge victory for all this stuff as.

[Rob Carson]

No, I didn't think so either, Doug. I didn't think so either. It was a disappointment. But I don't know, somehow I was able to kind of look at this and go, oh, yeah, but there's other things happening. For instance, the postmaster General is saying unless he gets a definitive list of people who are going to get mail in ballots, they will not deliver the ballots.

[Doug Burns]

So that's the point is the global editorial that I've given you and your audience many, many times, listeners and that is that, you know, Supreme Court decisions, it's not a snap of the finger like, oh, that's it, you know, tomorrow, everything you know is again set in stone that you can do this on an unlimited basis. That's just simply not the case. And you may see Congress fine tune it. That's number one. And you'll see, I think, you know, it's interesting, I think you will see serious cutting back on this notion. I mean, California obviously is the ridiculous outlier, which is give everybody an absentee ballot. That's absurd. Let them count them for 30 days. That's absurd. Don't forget this. Decision decisions. Five days. Five days. Yeah, yeah.

[Rob Carson]

And also I might mention the, the DOJ is got their, got their hand up California's rear end right now on a lot of this nonsense. In fact, they sent a bunch of FBI agents into skid row, skid row to check out this. Because clearly, I mean, clearly, Doug, come on. We know there's shenanigans going on. Let's talk about these two big immigration decisions last week. Temporary protective status is only temporary. And also, you could stop people at the border and turn them around. What do you think about both of those?

[Doug Burns]

Well, I'm thinking of Antonin Scalia. You know, he wrote an extensive book with Brian Garner about statutory interpretation. You know, statutory interpretation is when you look at Statutes. And you try to glean what they mean, and they have one. You know, there are different canons of construction which are actually very interesting. You know, stuff like inclusion of one implies the exclusion of something else. So if it says carrots, you know, and celery, green peppers is not in the statue, you know, things like that. And one of the biggest rules is the plain meaning rule. Plain meaning rule. And here, temporary means temporary, right?

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Doug Burns]

Not being cute. That's number one. Temporary means 16 months, not 10 years. Okay.

[Rob Carson]

Or 16.

[Doug Burns]

The other case was really remarkable. And I'm actually. I'm thinking of you and the way you respond to this nonsense. As you would put it. The statute says someone who arrives in the United States in. In. And the Supreme Court found, I hope everybody's sitting down, that that means you have to cross the border. Okay. Those who, again, are driving these wild narratives with rationalizations, they said, no, it's really arriving at. No, it's not arriving at. The statute says arriving in. So the court was entirely logical to say that that means you have to cross the border. You know, and again, you know, you have the legal part, which is simple statutory interpretation, and the argument is, if you want to change it, change it, do it through the legislature. But then you have the policy stuff and the dissents. Really very disappointing. And almost to the point of embarrassment, some of the stuff.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no.

[Doug Burns]

Because they turn around and they go, people are gonna die. On a scale of 0 to 100, that has zero legal issues. Import. Zero.

[Rob Carson]

Yes. Okay, 100%.

[Doug Burns]

And so they, you know, Tanji Brown, Jackson Sotomayor, they go with all these policy outbursts, and it's embarrassing.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, they brought race into it, too. That was really disgusting. I mean, really, honestly. Are we freaking children? Are we children?

[Doug Burns]

You know, there's a technical reason for that. So let me just explain to everybody, and that is that in the TPS case, this is interesting. It was unreviewable in court. Said you could not seek review in court, and that just foreclosed a constitutional claim. So what do they do? They played a race card.

[Rob Carson]

Once again, ridiculous. It is utterly childish and ridiculous. Also, I heard this debate that if Donald Trump denied a Supreme Court ruling, we had constitutional crisis. But Zohran Mondami says he's not going to comply with deporting people who should be deported, who have been ordered deported, but because of temporary status.

[Doug Burns]

I'm very glad you asked me this, because I discussed this the other night, and the discussion was as follows. Number one, let's just go to the oath of office for mayor of New York City. Obviously, like any public official, he raised his right hand. I didn't see the ceremony, whatever. I'm sure he did. And he said he would uphold the Constitution and laws of the United States, as well as obviously the Constitution, Constitution and laws of New York State. So for him to say that he's going to defy a Supreme Court ruling, very, very, very ill advised. And then I took it a step further, which was that if you were a lawyer, hypothetically, that would be completely and totally unethical conduct by a lawyer, obviously 100%.

[Rob Carson]

Now, also, I was a debate about these psychos in New York who are anti Semitic socialists, which I believe the Nazis were too. They want to see the destruction of Western civilization of the country. What is the possibility, if they make it to Congress, of them not being seated? They've been debating this. If you, if you will not swear allegiance to Constitution, if you are a communist wanting to espouse communism, can you be seated in Congress?

[Doug Burns]

I think there are significant arguments against them being seated. Could not agree more. You know, it's interesting because I try to look at stuff logically and, you know, I keep saying to myself, and I've discussed it with you many times, you know, assuming for the sake of argument, you know, argue endo like we like to say that, you know, these people are on the wrong side of 80, 20 issues all day long.

[Political Analyst/Reporter]

Yeah.

[Doug Burns]

How in the world do they get elected? Well, the answer is, and I'm not the political expert, but the answer is you have tiny fractions of the voters coming out, of course, and it's just insane. But again, to your question, not avoiding it?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Doug Burns]

I mean, if they. Let me ask you, I mean, are they going to raise their right hand and swear the oath that they're supposed to swear, do you think?

[Rob Carson]

Well, I think they'll lie.

[Caller/Episode Guest]

Yeah.

[Rob Carson]

I mean, I think they're lying. I think they'll lie. One other thing. DOJ going after Neville Roy Singham. How are George Soros and Neville Roy Singham able to put $100 million into elections to elect communists and get away with it?

[Caller/Listener]

Very simple.

[Doug Burns]

Because the left controls the media. I mean, we've discussed that a million times. So the media acts like a front four on a football team, blocking and everything else. And if it were in reverse ideologically, to answer the question, I think you would see much more aggressive. Aggressive, you know.

[Rob Carson]

Well, I hope they fight. I hope they find a lot of stuff. Why don't they extradite the bastard back here and put him up on charges of treason and sedition against the United States. I couldn't agree more.

[Doug Burns]

And Soros, remember did all the damage with DA's, this district attorney, some of God.

[Political Analyst/Reporter]

Yep.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. That they are evil people. They ought to be arrested and charged with treasonous sedition. Doug Burns, I know you got I know you gotta run. So I hate to keep the segment short because you always bring so much good information. Thank you so much letting me out.

[Doug Burns]

I gotta jump on Newsmax too.

[Rob Carson]

All right, brother, we'll talk soon. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. So the Supreme Court last week decided that if you are given temporary protected status because of an earthquake or whatever in your country that it's temporary and you're eventually gonna have to go back home because it's your home. You see and this has CNN and all the leftist media all sorts of butthurt about about Haiti because you know, Haiti is a crap hole. Donald Trump called, you know, some countries s holes and and everybody was all offended and everything. But now everybody's real concerned that people gonna have to return to Haiti, which by the way, did I mention, is a complete crap hole. Here is a CNN on on the crap hole that is Haiti by the house.

Alex Talbott has the very latest from Springfield, Ohio. It is home, of course, to a large Haitian community. So Alex, what are you hearing from those direct.

And the people of Springfield, Ohio are relieved because all of these businesses have moved in with Western Union signs because all the money is being shipped out of the city. Oh yeah. And 65% of them are on the

welfare affected by this ruling. What's in store for them Rest of

this it's sob story here.

[Political Analyst/Reporter]

Well, I see over 10,000 Haitians living here in Springfield, Ohio are facing an impossible decision between returning.

[Rob Carson]

No, not really. It's been made possible by the Supreme Court. They got to go home to Haiti

[Political Analyst/Reporter]

where the political and economic crises have only gotten worse in recent years. A country that is essentially run by gangs. And the Haitians here tell me they're returning to Haiti. They will be going back to that.

[Rob Carson]

But you see, you came here for the earthquake country. The earthquake happened. You came here with a target on

[Political Analyst/Reporter]

their back that these gang members seek out Haitians coming from the United States of the United States of America under the assumption that they have money that they can take from these people.

[Rob Carson]

Now they already said it by a Western Union back to Haiti. So there's that. It's kind of interesting back back in 2018, Conan O'. Brien. I remember Conan O'. Brien. I used to like Conan O'.

[Commentator/Guest]

Brien.

[Rob Carson]

I Used to think he was the funniest man on television. He went to Haiti on vacation after the, you know, whatever was going on there. And, you know, Hillary Clinton and her charity, the Global Initiative, they were supposed to fix everything after, but they ended up just stealing all the money. That said, Conan o' Brien was all high on Haiti and Austrian. Here's Anderson Cooper 2018 on Conan show, okay, Talking about how awesome Haiti is, okay? And now they're all like, you can't send people back to Haiti because they'll die. And Haiti's terrible. But here is Anderson Cooper 2018, saying, it's great.

[Anderson Cooper]

And I mean, Haiti is so, you know, yeah, it's the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere, but it's, you know, you know why?

[Rob Carson]

Because all they needed to do was get a copy of the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, Constitution, the Bill of Rights, and just take it back there and just make that happen.

[Anderson Cooper]

Country can be poor economically and rich in culture and rich in the strength of the people in so many different ways. Yeah, he is in that way among the richest countries I've ever been to. I mean, the Haitian people are incredibly strong, carry themselves with such dignity. And for generations, you know, have had governments which have not paid attention to them, which have stolen from them, and yet whatever adversity they have faced, they face it head on. And as I said, you know, when you meet them, they, you know, Haitians look you in the eye, they slap your hand hard when you shake it, and I think you're going to have a.

[Rob Carson]

And then they come to the United states and they 65% of the time are on welfare.

[Political Analyst/Reporter]

And you just highlighted a statistic that's really important, the 2010 date with respect to Haiti and an earthquake. We are now obviously 16 years beyond that. But also the fact that 65% of the people who come here who are on TPS status are on welfare. This is the crux of everything, Charlie. This is why the president is correct, why my good friend, and he is a very good friend of mine, Tom Homan, is correct. They are doing the right thing. And all this wailing and gnashing of teeth is a bit much. Stephen Miller said it right, like, look, Haiti, that's good for Haitians and go, you know, fix your country when you have earthquakes. We're humane. We'll step in and try to help, but it's not a permanent status issue.

[Rob Carson]

Sorry. Too bad. So sad. And you know what? You could have applied to be a citizen while you were here. Apparently, that didn't happen. Here's Mark Wade Mullen talking to Jake Tapper, destroying Jake Tapper, about how the proper way to become a citizen.

[Jake Tapper]

So more than 350,000 people from Haiti and Syria who have lived and worked legally in this country.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, temporarily. Will you be deporting all of them? Will they be all deported back to

[Jake Tapper]

their home countries, Haiti and Syria? And when will these deportations start?

[Anderson Cooper]

Will it be immediately?

[Jake Tapper]

Well, Jake, first of all, temporary protective status was never intended to be permanent. And there's a lot of people that came over here 15, 20 years ago underneath TPS that's already changed their status the whole time these individuals have been here underneath the temporary protective status, they could have applied for a visa, they could have applied for lpr, they could have applied for different directions. But the status itself can be ended in its name itself by saying temporary. So these individuals have a couple of choices. They can try to apply for a permanent residence here, they can apply for a temporary visa if they choose to, or they can choose to go back. And if they want to go back, we'll help them with. Really, if I would, if I wasn't talking directly to the individuals with the temporary protective status, either try to fill out the paperwork and be here underneath a permanent status, or we'll help you get back to your country. We'll actually give you a plane ticket, roughly $2,100 to help you re establishment in Haiti.

[Rob Carson]

That's a hell of a lot of money. You're a billionaire down there in Haiti. Holy hell. That's fantastic. Here is. Oh, yeah, this is Mark Wave Mullis making shredded cheddar out of Jake Tapper

[Jake Tapper]

Miller, who's driving A lot of this say that Haiti is, is safe for Haitians. And I just looked at the State Department's website and they have a level 4 do not travel advisory for Haiti just from a few months ago, from April.

[Rob Carson]

And listen to.

[Jake Tapper]

This is good as quote, violent crime is. Well, that's. Well, that's because gang organized crime and terrorist activity has led to widespread violence crimes. Common crime crimes include robbery, carjacking, sexual assault and kidnappings for ransom.

[Rob Carson]

That doesn't sound safe to me. You know the same thing that illegals do here.

[Jake Tapper]

Well, that do not travel is not for Haitians. That's do not travel for the United States because they are kidnapping or trying to kidnap individuals from the United States because they feel like they, they, their family has the money to Pay the ransom. We have, we have. Do not travel in places in Mexico or advisory warnings. In fact, if you go through our website and the State Department, you'll see there's advisories to a lot of places that are vacation destinations that we have advisories on. Because of the real risk to Americans, that doesn't mean it's a risk to the individuals that live there. So that isn't.

[Rob Carson]

And you lived there before. Make it great again. Although it never was. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. I have an argument from Abby Normal over on cnn and she of course is making the, the deportation of, of Haitians because of temporary protective status racist because we're allowing South Africans in the country and they're white. I'll rebuff that. I don't have time to do it right now, but I shall, I shall. I've got a, I've still got a ton of stuff I haven't even got to in the next hour. So stick around for that. Here's an idea though. If you have a 401k that's doing nothing that just wasting away there and when you decide you're going to retire, it's going to be worth the same. It is right now, or maybe just a little bit more, but not very much. I purchased gold and the reason why I did is because I'm going to sit on it for 10 years before I retire. So I got 10 years till retirement. Thank you very much. And what has happened to gold the last 10 years? Well, it went from $1,200 to $5,600 in January. Then there was a sell off and now it's hovering above $4,000. And so I'm going to sit on this gold with birch gold. That's what I did. And right now birch gold is giving you a very special 1 oz America 250 silver round for every $10,000 you purchase by July 10th. Every $10,000 that you invest in gold with Burt's Gold was, you know, is that you get one of these rounds. It's really cool. They're really cool coming. A little velvet pouch you'll be carrying around. You'll be flipping it like two face, you know, you know you'll love it. You'll carry it everywhere, be the good luck charm, all that stuff. Text Rob to the number 989-898 to take advantage of the free America 250 silver round with qualifying purchase before July 10th. Again, text Rob to the number 989-898 today. We've got much more on the the daycare three who were elected in New York City and how the main crux of their election and appeal to the electorate is that they are anti Semites. That's the reason. Not necessarily socialism, not necessarily the promise of free stuff, but out and out hatred of Israel and the destruction of the state of Israel and wiping it off the map. Zoran Mandami was at a victory party and they were chanting from the river to the sea. He did not condemn it. What did I tell you about him? He's an Islamist first. He's an Islamist first. We got to put this democrat socialist movement out like a cigarette under the butt of our patriotic heel. Thank you very much. Last hour, the Rob Carson Shows right ahead. Don't go anywhere.

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