Texas-Sized MAGA Victory Lap

Summary

The Rob Carson Show – "Texas-Sized MAGA Victory Lap"

Date: May 27, 2026
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax Podcasts)

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Rob Carson Show celebrates a sweeping victory for the Trump-endorsed candidate Ken Paxton in the Texas Republican Senate runoff, emphasizing MAGA’s continued dominance and Trump’s perfect endorsement record. The show is a blend of political commentary, satire, and cultural critique, focusing heavily on the Texas race, criticism of Democrats, and a humorous takedown of their Senate candidate James Talarico. Frequent guests and clips from other right-leaning commentators provide additional context and color.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Ken Paxton’s Decisive Win & Trump’s Influence

• Trump’s Endorsement Record: Trump’s candidate, Ken Paxton, handily defeated Republican John Cornyn by roughly 30 points in the Texas Republican Senate runoff ([00:50], [08:03]).
  • Carson highlights Trump’s "100% success rate" in recent endorsements, pointing to “8-for-8 governor’s races, 101-for-101 in the House, and dominating Senate picks” ([02:11]–[02:41]).
  • Frequent jabs at pundits like Tucker Carlson and Megyn Kelly for claiming "MAGA is dead." Quote:

    "Somebody call Megyn Kelly and say that MAGA is not dead." (Rob Carson, [02:44])

• Perception of Cornyn and Paxton:
  • Cornyn is branded a “RINO” and accused of compromising with Democrats.
  • Paxton is described as a "MAGA warrior" who survived scandals and impeachment attempts seen as politically motivated.
  • Parody song mocking Cornyn and other defeated Republicans (“another rhino bites the dust”) ([04:04]–[05:21]).

2. Analysis and Ridicule of James Talarico (Democratic Senate Nominee)

• Portrayal as Out of Touch:
  • Clips and quotes highlight Talarico’s statements: "God is non-binary," advocacy for reduced meat consumption, and labeling the American flag as a "complicated symbol" ([06:32], [12:33], [14:52]).
  • Carson and guests lampoon these views as unfit for Texas voters:

    “If you believe any of those things, you’re insane. ... He’s legit out of his nut.” (Rob Carson, [08:59])

  • Satirical PAC ad labels Talarico “low T” (testosterone), “Tofu Talarico,” “six-gender Jimmy” ([08:13]).
  • Carson on Talarico’s campaign:

    "That's your candidate in Texas... There aren't enough unhinged nut bag Texans to elect somebody like this." (Rob Carson, [11:16])

• Talarico’s Self-Defense and Pushback:
  • In a CNN clip, Talarico says, "God is both masculine and feminine and everything in between. God is non binary.” ([13:02])
  • Defends his views as theologically sound:

    “If someone’s got a problem with that statement, they shouldn’t take it up with me, they should take it up with [the Apostle Paul].” (James Talarico, [14:10])

3. Democrats as “Radical” and Out of Step

• Critique of Other Democratic Candidates:
  • Graham Platner (Maine) painted as an “evil,” “communist” candidate with disturbing allegations and tone ([21:21], [33:58]).
  • Carson and guests repeatedly question the Democratic Party’s judgment and sanity, framing the midterms as “sanity vs. insanity”—with Republicans as the clear choice.
• General Attacks on Democratic Platform:
  • Democrats accused of lacking a platform, being “flat broke,” and disconnected from the middle class ([26:05], [28:34]).
  • Carson:

    "The Democrat Party is now the bastion of radicals, of elites, of intellectuals, of academics, and the Republican Party is the party of the working man and woman." ([29:08])

4. Outlook on 2026 and Beyond

• MAGA’s Endurance:
  • Carson and guests argue the MAGA coalition is stronger than ever, dismissing predictions of its demise ([24:34], [25:50]).
  • Benny Johnson:

    “100 years of MAGA... The Democrats are flat broke. The RNC has hundreds of millions of dollars. The DNC has $3 million in debt. The DNC is an absolute and total dumpster.” ([26:05])

• Democratic Weakness:
  • Repeated jokes about the Democratic "bench": Kamala Harris, Gavin Newsom, Pete Buttigieg as unelectable or embroiled in scandal ([26:16]).

5. Broader Political Satire & Cultural Commentary

• Parody & Humor:
  • Musical parodies ridiculing Republican "RINOs" and Democratic candidates.
  • Regular use of dismissive and exaggerated language (“soy boy,” “out of his friggin nut,” “evil”).
• Media Critique:
  • Frequent shots at CNN and other mainstream outlets for “defending” radical Democratic candidates and “hiding” positive Trump news ([08:58], [24:34]).
• Redefining the Political Battlefield:
  • Carson frames 2024 as "a return to common sense from nonsense,” and the 2026 midterms as a fight between "sanity vs. insanity." ([22:03])
  • Claim that media, Democrats, and “the deep state” have conspired to undermine Trump and MAGA, ultimately failing ([32:45]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Trump’s Endorsements:

  "Of all the races that he's endorsed and the candidates as he has endorsed, it's but a 100% success rate."
  – Rob Carson ([01:40])

• On Cornyn’s Defeat:

  “John Cornyn, the rhino, he got beat last night... It wasn't a fair fight. He wasn't ready for this... And another one bites the dust.”
  – Rob Carson, musical parody ([04:04]–[04:29])

• On Talarico’s Platform:

  “God is non binary. There are many more than two biological sexes..."
  – James Talarico ([06:32]) "He’s not just a feminized soy boy man child. He's legit out of his nut."
  – Rob Carson ([08:59])

• On Talarico’s Defensive Response:

  “God is both masculine and feminine and everything in between. God is non binary.”
  – James Talarico ([13:02])

• On the Current Democratic Party:

  “There are only two groups of people who are Democrats now. Only two. There’s these super rich Karens... and... really poor folks who've been given money by the Democrats... They've lost the middle class completely.”
  – Dan Bongino ([28:34])

• On the Midterm Narrative:

  “The mantra for the 2026 midterms is sanity versus insanity. And James Dalarico is, is nuts.”
  – Rob Carson ([22:03])

• On Democratic Candidate Graham Platner:

  “The guy who likes to pleasure himself in porta bodies and, and, and is a communist.”
  – Rob Carson ([39:36]) “Every word he says sounds like the horror movie trailer announcer. Right. It's like, don't go into the basement. You'll get murdered. Vote for me.”
  – Rob Carson ([39:56])

• Humorous Self-Reference:

  “I didn't have low T until I turned like 55. And, you know, we're working on that. You know, I play Metallica. That helps.”
  – Rob Carson ([07:39])

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Important Segments/Timestamps

• Opening Texas Race Recap: [00:50]–[02:41]
• Parody “Another (RINO) Bites the Dust” Song: [04:04]–[05:21]
• Satirical Ad/Discussion on Talarico’s Nontraditional Views: [06:28]–[11:16]
• CNN Clip – Talarico Explains Himself: [13:02]–[14:10]
• Rob Finnerty Segment – Talarico’s Electability & American Flag Symbolism: [14:39]–[15:44]
• Benny Johnson on MAGA’s Future & Democratic Weakness: [24:34]–[26:54]
• Dan Bongino Analysis – Democratic Party Demographics: [28:34]–[29:08]
• Rob Carson on MAGA’s Resilience and Deep State Allegations: [32:45]–[33:58]
• Graham Platner Clip/Satire: [33:58]–[39:56]

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Tone and Style

Rob Carson’s trademark style combines biting satire, cultural references, parody music, and sharp political commentary. The episode maintains a dismissive, hyperbolic, yet comedic tone—frequently mocking Democratic candidates and “RINOs,” lionizing Trump and the MAGA movement, and presenting the 2026 political battle as a standoff between “common sense” and “insanity.”

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Summary for Non-Listeners

If you missed the episode, The Rob Carson Show’s “Texas-Sized MAGA Victory Lap” is a celebratory, comedic deconstruction of the latest Texas Republican Senate primary results—with Ken Paxton’s Trump-endorsed victory held up as proof MAGA is stronger than ever. Carson combines musical parody, satirical ads, guest analysis, and relentless mockery of Democratic candidates (especially James Talarico and Graham Platner), building a narrative that frames Democrats as unelectable radicals and assures the audience of MAGA’s enduring dominance through the 2026 midterms and beyond.

Transcript

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[Rob Carson]

oh, now

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you are

[Rob Carson]

about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the World Wide Web. This is the Rob Carson Show.

Good morning to you. This is a major Texas size win for President Trump, giving a last minute endorsement to Texas's embattled Attorney General, Ken Paxton, but allowing him to wallop the state's longtime Republican Senate senator, John Cornyn, beating him by around 30 points in that runoff last night. A dramatic turn of events from the primary the two had in March. Trump branding Paxton, who tried to help him overturn the results of the 2020 election, a quote, true MAGA warrior and calling Cornyn now disloyal. It's now the fourth time in less than a month that the president has put his thumb on the scale in a primary to oust a Republican. Cornyn, though, was not disloyal to President Trump in the Senate and was largely supportive. Paxton, for his part, had a series of scandals that he has survived, including a push from his own Texas Republicans to impeach him.

Yeah, that was all political, by the way. And he's not a, he didn't have a Nazi tattoo on his chest and like to pleasure himself in porta potties and disparage Purple heart winners. So there is that. There is that. Hello, welcome to the show. Oh, what? Donald Trump has what? Now let me see. Of all the races that he's endorsed and the candidates as he has endorsed, it's but a 100% success rate.

[Political Analyst]

Races and Senate races, this is his scorecard. Okay. Okay.

[Rob Carson]

I'm not thinking Kamala Harris has such a, such a good report card. I'm thinking she might be held back.

[Political Analyst]

He has endorsed eight governors. Now, some of these races weren't real close, didn't have a lot of competition, but some of them did. I mean, we saw what happened in Louisiana, the primary, Bill Cassidy, we saw what happened a week ago tonight with Tom Massey in Kentucky, and now we're seeing it Again tonight. Okay. In Texas, governor level, Trump endorsed eight. He won eight times.

[Rob Carson]

U.S. 30 points.

[Political Analyst]

House 101 endorsed.

[Rob Carson]

He won.

[Political Analyst]

Yeah, sorry. 101 endorsed in the House and he won 101. Let me put on the pencil, that's

[Rob Carson]

a, that's batting a thousand right here

[Political Analyst]

and show you this U.S. senate. Sean, he is.

[Rob Carson]

Somebody call Megyn Kelly and say that MAGA is not dead.

[Political Analyst]

Force eight candidates.

[Rob Carson]

And I mean, I mean honestly, how freaking clueless do you have to be to be like Tucker Carlson and Megan, Megan Kelly and. And Alex Jones saying that MAGA is dead? I mean, honestly, Tucker and Megan are spoiled, entitled, effete elite people. Alex Jones is just freaking nuts.

[Political Analyst]

Prior to won eight times. And now you can take the endorsement from eight.

[Rob Carson]

Does this surprise any of you? No, it doesn't.

[Political Analyst]

To nine endorsed. And from eight to nine.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. What is that?

[Political Analyst]

Winner.

[Rob Carson]

What is that?

[Political Analyst]

Ken Paxton was outspent 9 to 9 to 1. Got the endorsement from Trump, got the endorsement of Wesley Hunt, the congressman who got knocked out two and a half

[Rob Carson]

months ago nine to one.

[Political Analyst]

And now we got the set up in taxonom Tellarico. Many Republicans felt if John Cornyn could win tonight, that he could be an easy winner over Talarico. We'll never know that now. A lot of Republicans felt that they could save a lot of money too if Cornyn won, but that did not happen.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, see, that was all just fear mongering, saying that only Cornyn could beat tall Rico. Are you freaking kidding me? He is going to be very easy to take down because he's nuts. He's nuts. Here's Jim Gosling as the president of the Rob Carson Show.

John Cornyn, the rhino, he got beat last night.

Yeah.

Defeated by Ken Paxton. It wasn't a fair fight. He wasn't ready. He wasn't ready for this. John Cornyn was surprised. His dirty deals with Democrats left him compromised.

He won the Democrat votes.

He did.

He asked him to vote for him.

And another one bites the dust.

Bye.

Another rhino bites the dust. And another one's gone. And another one's gone. John Cornyn bit the dust.

Yeah, he did.

Just like Cassidy. John Cornyn corn and bit the dust?

No, he ate a whole bowl of it. Big spoon. And just dust of dust of dust.

Massey learned the hard way crossing. He's not smart. His campaign for Congress, it got torn apart. Tom's an Eddie and Eddie Sam might have cost him in the end. Considers Ilhan Omar to be his closest friend. And another one bites the dust.

That's 100% of them bit the dust.

Another rhino bites the dust. And another one's gone. And another one's gone. Tom Massey bit the dust just like Cornyn did. Massey bit the dust.

And let no one try to fool you. The Democrat Party is freaked out about James Talarico's possibility of winning in Texas. They've got the pollsters down there who obviously always say that the Democrat is going to win, but this guy is legit, like San Francisco kind of liberal. Maybe even. Maybe even more extreme than that. And then of course, you've got Graham Platner in Maine who is a. An absolutely despicable, awful, unlikable human being. Kind of like Karen Bass, but. But really, really disgusting. He goes after Purple Heart recipients. He. He says that women sometimes deserve to be raped. They invite. Invite rape. He likes to pleasure himself in. In porta potties. He's a. He's like. He's a communist for God. He has served in our military and he's a communist. Okay. And so that. That's what your Democrat Party has to offer. I mean, what a. What a buffet of just insanity. Here's a new ad coming out from PAC with, With supporting, I should say, Ken Paxton about the. The. The candidate, James Talarico.

The Democrats have a weird.

Good.

A weird candidate.

Yeah.

[James Talarico]

God is non binary. There are many more than two biological sexes in.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, there's. There's the male and the female, then there's the super male and quadrangled female. And the positive A, B female is

[James Talarico]

now existential that we try to reduce our meat consumption. The American flag is such a complicated symbol for most of us. Prophetic voices like Jesus have helped me reckon with my own whiteness, my own masculinity.

[Rob Carson]

Our Southern border should be like your own masculinity. That was a good one.

[James Talarico]

Our front porch, there should be a giant welcome mat out front. No need to sit and cry over, you know, your whiteness or your masculinity. They're going to call me a radical leftist.

[Rob Carson]

Something that you love.

[Mint Mobile Announcer]

That's not family or friends.

[James Talarico]

I love. I'm just saying this because it's on my mind. The trans children.

[Rob Carson]

The Democrats have a weird. A weird cat today.

Yeah, just a little low T. Talarico. Low T. Too weak for Texas.

[Unknown Announcer]

Low T. Lone Star Liberty Pack is responsible for the content of this.

[Rob Carson]

Wow. I didn't have low T until I turned like 55. And, you know, we're working on that. You know, I play Metallica. That helps. It's kind of helping And I bought a Bronco. Both of those things I consider to be testosterone replacement therapy. And they work quite well, thank you very much. They work quite well. Oh my God, it's just so glorious. Here's Ken Paxton last night after he beat John Cornyn By 30 points. By 30 points. Talking about his opponent.

[Ken Paxton]

My opponent is the most extreme radical the Democrats have ever nominated. He's even running a vegan campaign, whatever that is.

[Rob Carson]

A vegan campaign.

[James Talarico]

Yeah.

[Ken Paxton]

He goes by a few names that you may all have heard of. Some people know him as Tofu Talarico. Some people call him six gender Jimmy. I've even heard some people call him James Talafrico. And others refer to him simply as Low T. Talarico.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. You know, if you want to put a perspective, take, take this candidate. I don't know how many people think that this guy can win in Texas. Take him to Alabama. See how that works. Do you suppose, do you suppose that. That he would win in Alabama? Alabama. Do you suppose that he would win in Arkansas? Do you suppose he win in Missouri as a vegan candidate who believes that God is non binary and there are six sexes? Okay. All of those things spell one thing. Insanity.

[Political Analyst]

All right?

[Rob Carson]

If you believe any of those things, you're insane. If you would have dropped this guy in 10 years ago, you would have said he needs mental health counseling and possibly to go into some sort of an institution because he's freaking insane. He's not just a man child. He's not just a feminized soy boy man child. He's legit out of his nut. He's out of his friggin nut. And I'm reading this piece here about CNN by Patrick Svit Tech and he's trying to defend Talarico and trying to say, oh yeah, they'll call him a vegan and they'll call him Talafrico. But don't believe him. No, no, do believe him. Do believe him. And honestly, little pieces, little pieces like this from CNN aren't going to take away from the fact is a freak. By the way, in this article it says the Democrat nominee, James Talarico, Paxton said would be the most radical US Senator in Texas, maybe the whole country ever. So I wanted to test a few nicknames. And of course we just heard that the food references. This is back. The article came from an already burgeoning Republican talking point that Talarico is a vegan. And then this guy says, which he isn't. Which he isn't really, because that's not what he said a while back, we

[James Talarico]

have I think heard more and more issues of animal welfare. I think not just because it's the right thing to do and the moral thing to do, but also it's as all of you know, necessary to fight climate change. It is now existential that we try to reduce our meat consumption and that we try to respect animals in all aspects.

[Rob Carson]

Oh my God.

[James Talarico]

And so I, I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non meat campaign.

[Rob Carson]

So wow. I mean, super soy boy.

[James Talarico]

Oh, we wow.

[Rob Carson]

We are the massive applause in Texas from a vegan declaring his campaign to be ve vegan.

[James Talarico]

We are only buying vegan products from, from our.

[Rob Carson]

Are they non binary? I don't know what the hell that means.

[James Talarico]

Local vegan businesses, some of you may know, big nonnas, they, they were little known as and then they opened up brick and mortar, some of their big nonnas. But we just got our pizza from there today.

[Rob Carson]

And so what was on the pizza? I didn't want to know what the hell was on the pizza.

[James Talarico]

The point is, I think all of

[Rob Carson]

us probably some non binary toppings, not

[James Talarico]

just policymakers but, but everyone has non meat pepperoni. Take personal responsibility in this effort.

[Rob Carson]

Oh my God in heaven. Wow. That's your candidate in Texas. No, honestly, honestly. I wish you the best of luck. I'm laughing as hard as I did when the Democrat Party made Kamala Harris the candidate and I knew she would get stomped into the mud. And I was exactly, exactly right. There aren't enough unhinged nut bag Texans to elect somebody like this. And we're going to find out about this very soon. We got a lot on the plate today, kids. We're going to talk more about this primer. Last night we got Fred Flights is going to join us to talk about Iran. We got Justin Murray from MRC Video to cover all sorts of other things that are happening in the news today. The number is 800-922-6680. Did I mention that Donald Trump is 100%? All of his endorsements have gone on to victory. Yeah, MAGA ain't going nowhere. In fact, it's just getting started. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.

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[Ken Paxton]

And finally, he's a threat to our very way of life and our values. I mean, he's a vegan who thinks God is non binary and that there's actually six biological sexes. It's hard to imagine someone More radical than that.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. Because if you say something like that out loud, it shows that you are unhinged from reality altogether. And. And he did say those things out loud. Absolutely. Here's Jake Tapper trying to let him, you know, know, clear up the, the insanity of his, of his, well, his life.

[Political Analyst]

National Republican Senate Committee is already highlighting

[Rob Carson]

comments that you've made as a state representative. For example, they're highlighting this.

[James Talarico]

God is both masculine and feminine and everything in between. God is non binary.

[Rob Carson]

What is your response to them using data and explain what you were talking about? Yeah. And what sort of psychoactive medications are you on?

[James Talarico]

Well, I understand that that comment is a little provocative. I said it on the House floor.

[Rob Carson]

You said it out loud and it was nuts. What you just said there was completely nuts.

[James Talarico]

When the extremists in the Republican legislature,

[Rob Carson]

I'm thinking somebody who says God is non binary is extreme.

[James Talarico]

Picking on school kids?

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. No, not school kids. Just the ones that you want to transgenderize. Mutilate them surgically. So they're eunuchs for the rest of their life who were different.

[James Talarico]

But I don't think it's controversial theologically. Most Christians would acknowledge that God is beyond gender. In fact, the Apostle Paul in his letter to the Galatians said that in

[Rob Carson]

Christ, he's quoting scripture now, there is

[James Talarico]

neither male nor female. And so if someone's got a problem with that statement, they shouldn't take it up with me, they should take it up with you.

[Rob Carson]

You're exactly right. The Bible says that there's no man or woman, there's no male or female. It's just there are six genders. Honestly, if God felt that way, why didn't God say there are six genders? It's just such a mess. I love it. I just friggin love it. Rob Finnerty was, you know, cause Finnerty on Newsmax, he is, he's just very matter of fact, he's got a great sense of humor and he. And he tells it like it is. You're not gonna find another show on TV like this. But here is Rob Finnerty's take on

[Rob Finnerty]

James Talari, a 37 year old single vegan pastor in training, whatever that is, who thinks the American flag is a complicated symbol for people in this country.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, there's that.

[James Talarico]

I often think when reclaiming symbols, I think about the American flag. I think the Confederate flag is a symbol of treason and terrorism. But the American flag is such a complicated symbol for most of us in many ways.

[Rob Carson]

Not at all. No, not at all we're quite proud of it. We usually lot of us have them in our, in front of our houses and we put up these little flags on the fourth of July and Memorial Day and stuff.

[James Talarico]

Jesus, like the cross, it's been co opted and, and, and and and in some ways its true meaning has been betrayed.

[Rob Finnerty]

So look at that man right there. That is who Republicans have to beat in Texas in November. This walking, living, breathing parody of a Democrat candidate who doesn't see the irony.

[Rob Carson]

No.

[Rob Finnerty]

In a Democrat from the south talking about the Confeder flag or slavery or reparations or Jim Crow even though Democrats are responsible for all of that.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, that's true.

[Rob Finnerty]

Or the fact that the 11 states that seceded from the Union in the early 1860s were all blue states at that time that were led by Democrats. Democrat governors, Democrats senators, not a single Republican. And all of these Democrats supported slavery.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, they did.

[Rob Finnerty]

They even had their own Democrat president named Jefferson Davis.

[Rob Carson]

That's true. Yeah.

[Rob Finnerty]

But James Talric who is also a Democrat from the south has no problem talking about any of that unironically because James Talrico is insane.

[Rob Carson]

There you go. Vanity. Vanity is a trip man, I gotta tell you. Fantastic. Here is Scott Jennings, old Scott Jennings over on cnn. An island of sanity and a sea of the insane talking about the. The insanity of James Talarico.

[Scott Jennings]

Talarico is well funded. Talarico will continue to raise money. But it's interesting, totally electrical.

[Rob Carson]

So is John Kernan to me that

[Scott Jennings]

now Republicans have to worry about deep red Texas because they have a flawed candidate who does not know how to raise.

[Rob Carson]

Ain't nowhere near as flawed as James Talarigo.

[Scott Jennings]

And you're now seeing that currently play out all these.

[Rob Carson]

He's completely flawed up analysis of this

[Political Commentator]

race is sort of the differences between what a Corny or a Paxton would look like here I'm thinking about the differences between Talarico and literally every other Texan.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Political Commentator]

Don't know any Texans who believe in six genders other than Talarico. Don't know any Texans who said it's immoral to eat meat.

[Rob Carson]

That's true.

[Political Commentator]

Other than Talarico. Don't know any Texans who walk around saying things you know, God is non binary. Yeah, you all are both Texans. Do you know any other Texan who even talks like that? Issues aside, who says these things out loud. When this kids, when this gets adjudicated, all that money coming in from California,

[Rob Carson]

adjudicated for you Democrats doesn't mean going to school.

[Political Commentator]

California, New York, it'll be well spent in Texas.

[Rob Carson]

You know what I'm smelling, Scott?

[Dan Bongino]

Fear.

[Rob Carson]

Panic. Stinking panic.

Are you out of your nut? So there's this dimwit on the panel wearing a cowboy hat. I guess that's supposed to negate the fact that he's a complete nutter. Moron. Who says that we're panicked about Talarico. Do I sound panicked about James Talarico? The more I know about James Talarico, the more I put my hands behind my head like I'm sitting on a lounge chair in the swimming pool with my legs crossed. Are you freaking kidding me? You are out of your nut if you think that he. That we're panicked about this guy. You have got to, got to be kidding me. Here is cnn. They did a little report. They were asking Texas voters because, you know, Ken Paxton is a flat. Is a flawed candidate, a terribly flawed candidate. Unlike Graham Platner, who's a Nazi who masturbates in public toilets here at this

[Mint Mobile Announcer]

event this evening about some of Senator Cornyn's arguments that Paxton's scandals could be a liability for Republicans come November. She is seen here wearing this maga, this Make Tech Texas Great Again jacket. And she told me of these criticisms of her of Paxton scandals. Quote, I'm not marrying him. He isn't my pastor. He isn't my spiritual adviser, but he's a very good attorney general. And that is a sentiment that we hear from a lot of Paxton supporters heading into this runoff. The big question is, is whether that is something that general election voters might be willing to overlook if he becomes a GOP nominee and faces off against Democratic nominee James Talarico in November.

[Rob Carson]

I remember when, you know, watching the first campaign for Donald Trump and Billy Bush surreptitiously recorded that interview on the campaign bus. It should have never been recorded. That was, that was a breach of trust. And he talked about grabbing a woman by the P word and all that, which was basically, when you are in a position like that, being wealthy and whatever, you do attract a lot of women. That's true. That's just absolutely true. And I think everybody's thinking he's unelectable. I'm like, no, that's actually kind of how a lot of guys talk. I don't talk like that anymore. May have done that, being a little more braggadocious, even if I was fibbing when I was younger, but not so much. This stuff that Talarico has got going for him, he has said out loud, it's going to be heard, incessantly through November. And ultimately he's going to get defeated soundly. Let's take a break and come back, shall we? This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey guys, it's Carson for Ghostbed. I am sleeping better than I've ever slept in my entire life. I used to think a mattress was just furniture, but I got a Ghostbed. Ghostbed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not looks. Your body should be healing while you sleep, not fighting for comfort. I noticed immediately my first night on a ghost bed, I slept for 10 hours. If you're waking up stiff, tossing and turning, sleeping hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different. That's not aging. That's your mattress talking. Here's another thing I love about Ghostbed. You get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, just send it back risk free. Ghostbed is currently having their Memorial Day sale plus an extra 10% off for my audience. Go to ghostbed.comcarson and use promo code carson ghostbed.comcarson carson. Promo code carson for the sleep of a lifetime.

[Ben Domenech]

The simple fact is I don't think he's going to be able to do it because he is simply not a good enough candidate to pull anything across the finish line.

[Rob Carson]

This is Ben Domenech talking about James Talarico, who's probably too insanely left to win in San Francisco.

[Ben Domenech]

At the same time, I will say this is going to be a much more expensive race. It's going to be something that's going to, you know, draw a lot of attention. Yeah, maybe it's going to be the most expensive Senate race that we've ever seen. And that's going to be something that's going to be, you know, a real hard thing for Republicans in order to hold on to the kind of coalition they've had in the past. But I believe they'll be able to do so because. Calorico.

[Rob Carson]

Come on.

[Ben Domenech]

Six genders?

[Rob Carson]

Are you kidding me? Come on.

[Ben Domenech]

This is.

[Rob Carson]

Are you going to go in the

[Ben Domenech]

Valley and try to say what the six genders are? It's not going to work.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, it's. And somebody who would say something so unhinged out loud, you know, this was like when you, when you see these nut bags. I made it into a bit the crazy cat lady of the day on, on my show. Somebody who is so unhinged that they would say something so obviously to a person with any common sense whatsoever. You wouldn't even say to yourself alone if you, you know, you know, for fear that someone would hear you say such things and realize you're out of your friggin mind. And so when you, like for instance, if you're a paramedic and you say you wouldn't treat a Trump supporter, okay, you're going to lose your job. Okay, here's this guy standing on the pulpit saying God is non binary and there are six sexes and children could transgenderize themselves. You know, I got to tell you, there are some things as a Catholic, I don't even think, I don't even try to think because I think, you know, maybe my mother's ghost and God are listening to me. I don't even say that stuff. But here he is. I believe there are six sexes, that God is non binary and we have a vegan campaign, whatever that means. I mean really, honestly, it's, it's great. And you know, I said that 2024 was about return to common sense from nonsense. The, the, the mantra for the 2026 midterms is sanity versus insanity. And James Dalarico is, is nuts. I mean, just honestly, how the hell else do you, what else do you call it? What else do you call it? Benny Johnson the other day had some comments about the Democrat Party. And you know, a lot of people think just because the Democrat Party, it's, just because it's the midterms and the Republicans are in control of Congress and you know that we have a Republican president, they're going to somehow win even though they don't have a platform other than we hate Donald Trump. Everything that Donald Trump does is bad. Even though he's brought down prescription prices, shut down the southern border, brought in 18 trillion dol of manufacturing back to our country. I can go on and on getting rid of DEI and CRT and all of that nonsense brought made to Washington D.C. the capital of Washington D.C. absolutely gorgeous. Doing the same thing with Memphis, bringing safety. They brought the murder rate down to two levels not seen since the year 1900. And of course none of the news media are covering any of that with any degree of accuracy. And if they just ignore the good news altogether together they just ignore it altogether. That said, here is Benny Johnson on the midterms and the Democrat Party, the state of the Democrat Party.

[Benny Johnson]

If you've been sensing that there's an opt to break apart the MAGA coalition, the American first coalition and to wreck

[Rob Carson]

President Trump's which obviously after the defeat Of. Of John Corden by 30 points. Ken Paxton endorsed by Donald Trump. And now Donald Trump is a 100% success rate. All of the candidates he's endorsed have

[Benny Johnson]

won winning unified ticket that won him all seven swing states popular vote and a triumphant landslide victory in 2024. Well, you'd be right, because there is no opposition. The war office. I mean, the reason why I'm very bullish on Republicans winning for a very long time.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. And you know, a lot of people are very hesitant to say that they believe Republicans are going to win.

[Political Analyst]

Win.

[Rob Carson]

It's like, I don't know, it's. You're afraid, you know, that somebody's listening or somehow fate's gonna smack you on the head. You can't say that. You know, and they always got to qualify it by saying, well, I know that the, you know, the whatever party could possibly. Blah, blah, blah, you know, I don't qualify it. I don't qualify it. I just say I believe we are going to fare very well in the midterms because the Democrat Party is insane and unhinged with no platform. And Donald Trump is doing great things.

[Benny Johnson]

So there's that for the next hundred years. 100 years of Maga is because I don't.

[Rob Carson]

I don't. I'm not willing to go there. I'm not willing to say 100 years because there are a lot of crazy people in the world. But. But I'm looking. I think. I think 2026 and 2028 are looking pretty good.

[Benny Johnson]

I can see what the Democrats have to offer. The Democrats are flat broke. The RNC has hundreds of millions of dollars. The DNC has $3 million in debt.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Benny Johnson]

The DNC is an absolute and total dumpster.

[Rob Carson]

And their benches. I mean, honestly. Newsom aoc, Kamala Harris. Okay, okay. Oh, no, Pete. Booty gig. Okay.

[Benny Johnson]

Higher. Democrats are panicking. Their disapproval ratings. 72% negative. 52 on disapproval.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah. It's not good.

[Benny Johnson]

Obviously, I'm sitting here looking at.

[Rob Carson]

Because we're crazy.

[Benny Johnson]

Things that Republicans could do better.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, yeah.

[Benny Johnson]

I think it's critically important to hold your own party accountable.

[Rob Carson]

Sure.

[Benny Johnson]

But this is a very bad look. Approval rating among men for The Democrat Party.

[Rob Carson]

Disgrace.

[Benny Johnson]

78%.

[Rob Carson]

I wonder why that is. Maybe because they called masculinity toxic, I guess. Yeah. There's that.

[Benny Johnson]

They have no ideas. They have no champions. They have no unified message.

[Rob Carson]

No. They say that women are too dumb to get an ID after they get divorced. They have to be married so they can have an id. And then they also Say that black people can't get an ID either.

[Benny Johnson]

Nobody that could actually carry a message anyway, they put up. It's either Kamala Harris or Gavin Newsom. They're already embroiled in their own fraudulence. Now the federal government is wrapping up all of the fraud that's been happening, like Minnesota, New York and California. And it's going to look nightmarish by the time we get.

[Unknown Announcer]

Yeah.

[Rob Carson]

And then of course, Harmony Dillon is cleaning off the voter rolls and we are gutting the massive voter industrial complex and all the NGOs that got all the billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars from the Democrat Party, which they of course spent and returned to the Democrat Party almost exclusively so they could win elections. And then there's the mail in voting that's going to get all straightened out. And then no more dead people vote, no more illegals voting and all that. So the Democrat Party Party would need a platform if they wanted to get elected. But you see, they don't have one because they haven't needed one. That's why they made Kamala Harris the candidate without even bothering to ask the Democrat voter. They just. They just did it because the Democrat Party hasn't had to win elections in a very long time. They haven't had to win elections with issues in a very long time. They've been able to cheat, they've been able to finagle, they've been able to buy, they've been able. They got a media that carries their water. And so they really haven't had to devote much to, I don't know, making people's lives better, making the country better, etc. They can just go on with we hate America and you're gonna vote for us anyway. But that's all falling apart. That is all just falling apart. This is Dan Bongino, Dan Bongino, ladies and gentlemen, talking about the. The only coalition that exists who vote Democrat.

[Dan Bongino]

There are only two groups of people who are Democrats now. Only two. There's these super rich Karens who they can be whatever they want because it doesn't really matter. So they can live in the world of ideas. And there's unfortunately really poor folks who've been given money, but by the Democrats taking money from the super rich to pay them off, they've lost the middle class completely.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Dan Bongino]

So they think if they go out and do the Ruben Gallego and drop a few F bombs inauthentically, that all of a sudden a bunch of working class coal miners from West Virginia are going to, you know, clamor to vote Democrat again. I don't think it's going to work. I think it's a really.

[Rob Carson]

No, it's not going to work. I mean, look at how the Democrat Party has destroyed its connection to the middle class by bedding down with insanity. Everything from transgender nonsense to DEI to CRT to masculinity is toxic to latiques Latinx instead of Latino and Latina. And all of this, that's your Democrat Party. And then, of course, they completely abandoned the middle class when Joe Biden was the president and inflation was 9% one year and grocery prices went up so dramatically and the price of a car doubled and the price of a house doubled. They really did. If you look at it right now, if you look at how the two parties have absolutely switched, the Democrat Party is now the bastion of radicals, of elites, of intellectuals, of academics, and the Republican Party is the party of the working man and woman. There you go. It's kind of crazy how that happened, but the Democrats did that to themselves. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. I know he's wrote, okay, spent a lot of time on the race in Texas last year night where Ken Paxton destroyed John Cornyn, ended his career altogether by 30 points. By 30 points, meaning that Donald Trump, every candidate that he has endorsed, 100% won. And if you don't get MAGA, if you don't get it, then you don't get it. People like, you know, Tucker Carlson, Mega Kelly, they, they don't get it. They don't understand it. You, you get it. I don't even know how to encapsulate what it is, what MAGA is. But I'll tell you, it's not just about Donald Trump. It is what Donald Trump is doing. And that is what we asked him to do when we voted for him. And we recognize that this has gotten much bigger because the forces of the deep state and evil have worked so hard to, to put him in jail, to take his fortune, to take him off the ballot and to kill him. Raiding Mar a lot. We got some news on Mar a Lago. Apparently somebody in the Biden Justice Department said, I don't think we should have done that. We didn't have a good reason to do that. It was illegal to do that. And of course it was. Of course it was. It was there to plant some evidence and, and, and take down Donald Trump. You had the, you know, you had the, the Russia collusion hoax. I said when it was Happening. Russia had no compelling interest to have Donald Trump in office. He was a rhino, or not a rhino. He was a hawk on defense, he was a hawk on the American economy, American energy independence. But Hillary Clinton had already been bought in power, paid for. Duh. I said that at the beginning of Russia collusion. I said, why in the hell. And then they tried to make it look like, oh yeah, you know, Donald Trump has a bro Mets with, you know, what's his name, head of Russia. But anyway, why am I drawing like I was getting Zelinsky, I was getting mixed up with. Anyway, but, but they tried to make it sound like Donald Trump had a bromet and all of that nonsense and it was all bull crap. It was all bull crap. And so we've been through all of this. As I've told you, MAGA warriors we are, we are battle hardened warriors. We've been in the trenches for a decade now. And so when we see John Cornyn getting beat last night, it doesn't come as a big surprise to us. We knew that nobody was leaving Donald Trump. The MAGA coalition wasn't breaking apart. You know why we knew that? Because the liberal media said it was. There you go. Yeah, yeah. And plus, we've been through so much. We're not, we're not going to give up that easy. I mean, are you kidding me? No. Absolutely ridiculous. In Maine, I mean somebody who's just like insane. Graham Platner had a SS tattoo on his chest. The same logo that the, the SS who guarded the internment camps in, in, in Germany wore on their chest. He had it there for 20 years. He said some just friggin insane stuff if you just watch him talk. I mean he's not, I, I would not want to be around him alone because he looks like the kind of person who could just snap. I mean, I really mean this. I really mean he's, there's something just not right, not connective, not. No sense of humor at all. He has no sense of humor whatsoever. But because he has a D in front of his name, the Democrat Party is completely down with it. Now what you think about this? Because I heard Victor Davis Hansen been talking about this. A party in its death throes. The at least the 20th century, 21st century model has been that it goes socialist and anti Semitic. That's when the party goes into its death throes. Both of those things are happening with the Democrat Party. Here is glam Graham Platner in Maine delivering an address the other night. Hold on one second, here it is.

[Unknown Announcer]

No one is coming to save us. We need one thing. Something the man speaking after me has been fighting for for 60 years.

[Rob Carson]

Doesn't sound at all I ominous, does he didn't know. He's perfectly like the kind of guy you want to vote for because he is just a. He's got a good spirit, good heart, loves America.

[Unknown Announcer]

We need a political revolution.

[Rob Carson]

We had that in 2024 and it continues and it's getting bigger.

[Unknown Announcer]

They have taken. They took so much.

[Rob Carson]

What. What exactly did we take? We gave. We shut down the border and brought bad manufacturing. We're lowering the price of prescription drugs. I can go on and on.

[Unknown Announcer]

They began to think that we didn't exist at.

[Rob Carson]

And we. We and they.

[Unknown Announcer]

But they don't know, man. They don't know the power that we have here and we are taking you

[Rob Carson]

just listen to how evil he sounds. My God. I mean honestly listen how evil this guy sounds. Is that how dark this speech is

[Unknown Announcer]

back what is ours? Our tax dollars can build schools and hospitals in America.

[Rob Carson]

Why hasn't it. You've been in char a while. He had four years. When you're the White House. Every one of the problems that the Democrat Party has been running on the last 70 years has never been fixed.

[Unknown Announcer]

Instead of bombs to drop on them

[Rob Carson]

in Gaza, in Iran, about the $250 billion spent on Ukraine that's never been itemized.

[Unknown Announcer]

We can take back the wealth that belongs to us.

[Rob Carson]

What wealth belongs to you other than

[Unknown Announcer]

what you've earned that has been stolen by corrupt politicians and the corporations that bought them.

[Rob Carson]

Listen, he just like seething. Let's listen to this. This is like. This is like a movie villain living in. In a. An extinct volcano.

[Unknown Announcer]

The wealth that belongs to us that has been stolen by corrupt politicians and the corporations that bought them.

[Rob Carson]

The corruption is on the Democrat Party. We're uncovering trillions and trillions and trillions and trillions of dollars in fraud. They increased the size of the federal government when Joe bide using Covid as an excuse and by 40% and then they just raided it and stole it. And. And the. The corruption belongs almost exclusively to the Democrat Party. So I don't even know where you're. I don't even know where he's coming. But doesn't he just kind of sound terrifying? Would you want him staying overnight in your house? Would you. Would you want him staying over a night in your house? I know. I don't think so. I don't think so. Let's take a break and come back. This is The Rob Carson Show.

[Unknown Announcer]

No one is coming to save.

[Rob Carson]

Save us.

[Unknown Announcer]

We need one thing. Something the man speaking after me has been fighting for, for 60 years. We need a political revolution.

[Rob Carson]

They just sounds like a likable person, doesn't he?

[Unknown Announcer]

Hospitals in America. Instead of bombs to drop on them in Gaza, in Iran, we can take back the wealth that belongs to us.

[Rob Carson]

Wow. I mean sometimes, sometimes evil is just right there. You can see it. It's right there. You, you mean it's, it's, it's. You could, you can say no, no, he's a real likable type and you know, oh, he's gonna be. But there, there's sometimes if, you know, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck and all that. My gosh. I mean, God. You know, they. Politicians like to shake hands and kiss babies. I'm afraid he'd do the opposite. It's like, don't give him your baby. He's gonna shake it. Don't do it. For the first time Since World War II, our national debt has exceeded the GDP of America. Which means of course that the dollar is worth a whole lot less. Higher inflation, higher prices, higher cost of living. Started big time with Joe Biden. We saw that. We saw that. The price of a house doubling the price of a used car doubling the price of groceries going up 30%, sometimes even more. Dollar isn't buying as much. So smart retirement planners are preparing for potential setbacks. They can do that by div with time tested asset known for weathering the storm. Physical gold from my trusted friends at Birch Gold because they have my money. Text the word rob to the number 989-898. Burch Gold will send you a free info kit on converting an existing IRA or 401k into a tax sheltered IRA and physical gold. Don't pull the ripcord once you've already hit the ground. Don't wait for economic turbulence to diversify. Text Rob to the number 989-898. Again, text Robdon 989-898. Own some gold from Birch Gould. Here is Graham Platner sitting next to Bernie Sanders repeating verbatim the same nonsense that Bernie Sanders has been spewing for decades.

[Graham Platner]

No, I think it's abject nonsense. I think that's what somebody says when they don't want to see their taxes go up. There's absolutely no question that if we target just.

[Rob Carson]

He just sounds evil.

[Graham Platner]

The wealth where it has been hoarded frankly for decades at this point. And we pull it back into our system and put it into social programs like healthcare.

[Rob Carson]

Well, you like the ones the NGOs where they're stealing the billions of dollars and they got leering centers and, and hospices that don't take care of people.

[Graham Platner]

Childcare, like paying teachers what they are worth. We will absolutely improve the lives of working Americans. And quite frankly, you never have improve our society as a whole.

[Rob Carson]

You, you, you, you. The guy who likes to pleasure himself in porta bodies and, and, and is a communist.

[Political Commentator]

You.

[Rob Carson]

You're gonna make our society better.

[Graham Platner]

It's. I think what he is pitching is propaganda. It's meant to protect himself and protect his crony friends. And we're gonna come after them for it.

[Rob Carson]

Every, every word he says sounds like the horror movie trailer announcer. Right. It's like, don't go into the basement. You'll get murdered. Vote for me. I mean, wow.

[Benny Johnson]

Wow.

[Rob Carson]

That's your Democrat Party. Good luck with that. Let's take a break and come back hour number two of the Rob Carson Joe is right ahead. Don't go anywhere.