The Great African Relocation Plan Nobody Ordered

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Rob Carson Show

Episode: The Great African Relocation Plan Nobody Ordered
Date: June 12, 2026
Host: Rob Carson (with regulars: Mary Walter, Jim Gossett)
Description: This episode brings Rob Carson’s signature humor and sharp commentary to the biggest news and cultural issues of the week, with a particular focus on reactions to high-profile court cases, bizarre political proposals, and ongoing debates about race, gender, and identity in America.

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Overview

The main theme of this episode is the fallout from the conviction of Carmelo Anthony for murder, and the subsequent eruption of controversial political and cultural narratives—ranging from debates on reparations and race relations, to a viral, tongue-in-cheek "Great Relocation Plan" suggesting Black Americans return to Africa. With energetic interplay between Rob Carson, Mary Walter, and satirist Jim Gossett, the episode blends biting humor, parody, and candid opinion to both lampoon and critique the state of contemporary discourse.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Carmelo Anthony Murder Case Fallout

• Rob lays out the anger and shock over the behavior of Carmelo Anthony’s family and supporters following the conviction:
  • Accusations of the family squandering $600,000+ in donations meant for legal defense on personal expenses; Anthony now claims indigence for an appeal ([02:00-06:30]).
  • Reports of supporters harassing the victim’s family and jurors; viral online hostility and stunts.
• Rob’s Commentary:
  “They partied like it was 1999 and now their son's going to be in jail for 35 years. Hopefully every ounce of it, and they blew through the money because they're awful people who raised an awful child.” ([02:00])
• Satire Moment:
  Jim Gossett parodies with a song lampooning the squandered defense fund ([04:49-06:15]).

2. The ‘Great African Relocation Plan’ Viral Rant

• Discussion of a fringe proposal from talk show host Larry Reed calling for Black Americans to "return to Africa" in response to perceived injustice ([08:30-13:30]).

• Rob vehemently mocks the idea as ludicrous, highlighting how disconnected it is from reality and how it plays into racial caricatures.

  • Analysis of identity, ancestry, and the complex, integrated tapestry of American life.
  • Rob: “Nobody in their right mind wants to go and live in Africa again because... most of it is just such a crap hole, honestly... have you asked any of the countries in Africa if they want you?” ([08:30])
  • Ineffective, outdated forms of protest (NAACP calls for athlete boycotts) compared to the practicality and integration of most Americans ([09:34-13:20]).

• Notable Exchange:

  • Larry Reed: “Let's drain this place of its benefit and make our mass exodus and go home and build.” ([11:56])
  • Rob Carson: "Come on everybody. We're going to a home we've never known. And we’re just gonna move in and don't even speak the language." ([13:02])

3. Reparations & Political Gimmicks

• Lampooning of Democrat politicians’ renewed push for reparations as a desperate play for Black voters ([16:30-21:00]):
  • Highlights Rep. Summer Lee’s claim that Black Americans would stop voting if not granted reparations.
  • Parody by Jim Gossett: “Do a slave you never owned as Jim gossip.” and “Ayanna says pay reparations.” ([19:45-20:03])
• Rob’s View:
  "It's a ridiculous idea. Absolutely ridiculous... it's also the sign of a dying party." ([20:23])
• Critique of the Democratic party’s handling of gerrymandered districts and broken promises to communities of color ([20:31]).

4. Masculinity, Gender & The Political Arena

• Segment with Mary Walter exploring the contemporary confusion and redefinition of masculinity by progressive politicians ([23:06-29:54]):
  • Rob skewers attempts to make political candidates appear masculine or redefine masculinity—citing examples like James Talarico’s “I mowed the lawn” story.
  • Notable exchange:
    • Mary Walter: "Well, I don't understand how they can change the definition of masculinity if they don't know what a man is. If men can be women—how can they be defining what masculinity Is?" ([25:20])
    • Rob and Mary riff on how Democrats’ embrace of radical gender politics makes it impossible to present or define genuine masculinity.
  • Humorous side: Banter about “soy boys,” “toxic masculinity,” congressional baseball games as a masculinity contest ([29:03]).

5. Parody & Cultural Critique: Gender, Sexuality & Social Norms

• Continuing the discussion, Rob and Mary mock identity politics, gender labels, and fluid sexuality—including a brief comic analysis of the “MAGA Womanosphere” and stereotypes about relationships ([31:50-34:30]).
• Memorable Quotes:
  • Mary Walter: "Bisexuals are the people who order surf and turf when you go to a restaurant because they can't make up their mind." ([35:02])
  • Rob Carson: "Bisexual, by the way, just means promiscuous…you'll sleep with anybody." ([34:42])

6. Technology Tangent: Self-Driving Cars

• Quick comedic take on the real dangers/glitches of autonomous taxis, blending personal anecdotes and broader skepticism about AI-driven tech ([35:16-38:40]).
• Rob Carson: “That’s like being at a four way stop in Minnesota…they found skeletons filled in four way stops with Minnesotans who were too polite to go.” ([35:52])
• Mary shares why she prefers human Uber drivers—even if communication is an issue.

7. Pop Culture & Wrap-up

• Rob recommends the Apple TV series Widow's Bay—describing it as “Northern Exposure meets The Shining” and lauding its blend of horror and comedy ([39:29]).
• Brief preview of next hour with guest Christian Toto and teasers for more cultural and political commentary.

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Carmelo Anthony case/unpacking the fundraising scandal: [00:59-06:30]
• Song parody by Jim Gossett (Defense Fund): [04:49-06:15]
• Attacks on jurors, viral retaliation trend: [06:15-07:45]
• Larry Reed’s 'Back to Africa' rant, Rob’s take: [08:30-13:30]
• Reparations debate & Democrat party critique: [15:53-21:00]
• Defining masculinity, political gender confusion (with Mary Walter): [23:06-29:54]
• MAGA womanosphere, sexuality banter: [31:50-34:42]
• Self-driving cars mockery: [35:16-38:40]
• Widow’s Bay TV series plug: [39:29-end]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Rob Carson: "You are demonic and awful people using some sort of faux racism to defend her murderer." ([01:20])
• Jim Gossett (parody): “Carmelo raised 600 grand but he's busted. Says he needs a helping hand cause he's busted…” ([04:50])
• Rob Carson (mocking Larry Reed): "We're going to a home we've never known. And we're just gonna move in and don't even speak the language." ([13:02])
• Mary Walter (on masculinity): "Well, I don't understand how they can change the definition of masculinity if they don't know what a man is." ([25:20])
• Rob Carson: “Bisexual, by the way, just means promiscuous…you'll sleep with anybody.” ([34:42])
• Mary Walter: “Bisexuals are the people who order surf and turf when you go to a restaurant because they can't make up their mind." ([35:02])
• Rob Carson (on tech): “That’s like being at a four way stop in Minnesota…they found skeletons filled in four way stops with Minnesotans who were too polite to go.” ([35:52])

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Tone & Style

The episode is delivered in Rob Carson's trademark style—irreverent, fast-paced, combative, and comedic. Serious news is intermixed with satire and parody, making for an engaging take on cultural and political controversies. Both punditry and parody are used to challenge mainstream narratives and spotlight what the presenters see as the absurdity of certain proposals or campaigns.

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For Listeners New to the Show

This episode is a quintessential example of The Rob Carson Show’s unique mix: hard-hitting commentary, skepticism toward political orthodoxy, playful and sometimes provocative humor, and a commitment to mocking what Rob and his contributors see as folly or hypocrisy in public discourse. If you appreciate energetic, sometimes controversial takes delivered with wit, this is a sample episode not to be missed.

Transcript

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[Rob Carson]

by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. Welcome, welcome to our number two of the show hour number two of the the show. We've got a lot of stuff to get to. I believe we're going to have Mary Walter at the bottom of the hour to talk about a number of different things. Carmelo Anthony, Austin Metcalf. I haven't spent a lot of time on the case because it's very clear that you know, he was that Carmelo Anthony is a murderer and that he's an awful human being and he was found guilty rather because he's a murderer. And then you've got this, this awful, awful cabal of people who are, I mean, honestly just demons from hell. Outside of the courthouse threatening the, the Austin's family, the grieving family of 17 year old Austin Metcalf is now receiving death threats and hateful messages on their personal phone numbers, social media following the conviction of the and 35 year sentence handed down to Carmelo Anthony. They're literally taking pictures, urinating on Austin's grave. And you know what, honestly, you are demonic. You are demonic and awful people using some sort of faux racism to defend her murderer. And one of the really awful, awful things about this is that Carmelo Anthony's family, while their son supposedly they care about and are convinced that he was a victim, took $650,000 from online donations that were supposed to be for their son's defense and blew it all while he was in custody. They just blew it all. They just partied like it was 1999 and now they're acting, you know, like all but hurt because they stole the money while their son was in jail. And now their son's going to be in jail for 35 years. Hopefully every ounce of it and they blew through the money because they're awful people who raised an awful child and they blew through the money. Carmelo Anthony, the teen convicted of murdering a fellow Texas student. Family raked in $625,000. $625 and then they just filed. Anthony describes himself as a penniless, destitute and indigent person. Too poor to employ counsel to represent me on appeal. The teens attorney Mike Howard said the defense has several important issues for the appellate courts to consider. An appeal is the next part of the process afforded to every American. Anthony seems to be angling for state funded attorney for his appeal. The convict of destitution though it is hard to square with hundreds of thousands his family raised in the name. Ahead of the trial, the fundraiser on gifts in GO stated the donations would go for Anthony's legal fees but also claimed a portion would be used for the family's living and security expenses. The fundraising page was closed out after Anthony was convicted. More than $629,000 had been raised. Anthony's mother, Kayla Hayes, who's an awful awful woman who raised an awful, awful son, told donors they intend what they intended to with the cash. This fundraiser had been established to provide comprehensive assistance to Anthony's family as they navigate the many challenges surrounding Carmelo's case. While legal defense is a part of the journey, we want to make sure, make it clear that this fund is not solely dedicated to legal expenses. So again, they partied. They just partied on the money. They spent it all. They bought an Escalade, they bought a hundreds of thousands of dollar house and now their son's still in jail and guess what, he's, they're broke and he's asking for public defender. Isn't that kind of interesting how that happens? And of course Jim Gossett did this with it. Featuring the voice of Al Sharpton on the Rob Carson show.

[Jim Gossett]

Carmelo raised 600 grand but he's busted. Says he needs a helping hand cause he's busted. Where did that defense fund go? Nobody seems to know. Someone went through a lot of dough. Cause he's busted.

[Rob Carson]

Had a good time on it.

[Jim Gossett]

Public defender the family used yet he's busted. The donors, they must feel abused. Says he's busted. Convicted for murder but raised lots of cash. It disappeared in a flash. Carmelo sitting on a stash and not busted. He needs a lawyer to appeal but he's busted. Is this poverty for real? Can we trust it? Nobody knows where the money went. They can't account for a single century. Not On a lawyer. Was it spent yet? He's busted.

[Rob Carson]

There you go. There you go. Nice people. Just nice people. Yeah. Carmelo Anthony's most outspoken supporter is arrested just hours after confronting a man and pointing in his face during a protest. Jerome Winston. Jerome Parker, 27, taken into custody outside the courthouse on Tuesday for an outstanding warrant on a charge of unlawful carrying of a weapon. He's a scumbag piece of crap. Carmelo Anthony juror is fear for their lives As a disturbing trend explodes in retaliation for the verdict. They are. There are growing fears for the Carmelo Anthony jurors amid a disturbing viral trend of agitators attacking people across the country claiming they were part of the jury. Anyway. Yeah, they're actually doing that. The verdict prompted fierce backlash from Anthony supporters who say he was discriminated against. No, he wasn't. He's a scumbag piece of crap. A new trend online has emerged. Anthony supporters approaching unsuspected people and accusing them of being on the jury. One video posted by an accuser in Jacksonville, Florida showed a man on a bike confronting another person who appeared to be homeless sitting on the sidewalk. The cyclist said, hey, wasn't he on the jury selection? Wow. I mean, what the worst people, my Lord. The family of Carmelo Anthony. Just awful people who raised an awful son. I mean, unbelievable. Unbelievable. And then there's this, this talk show host Larry Reed calling for black Americans to go back to Africa as a solution. A solution to America's white people problem after the Carmelo Anthony murder sentence this guy, I honestly, I mean, raise your fist and march around. It's like the Black Panthers, 1967 again. This guy is so dated, so antiquated in his thought and so full of, absolute full of crap. It's just ridiculous. I had to play some of this guy because he's such a buffoon. And you know, it's such a tiny, tiny proportion of the people in the country, let alone people of color in this country who would support such a thing. We are in mixed marriages. We work together, we love one another, we adopt each other other's children. It has been 170 years since slavery. All of this is just folderol and stupidity and nobody in their right mind wants to go and live in Africa again because it's such. Most of it is just such a crap hole, honestly, most of it is just an absolute crap hole. See Burkina Faso, all right, you know, see Somalia, for God's sake. But here's this Larry Reed, he's saying he want black people to go Back to Africa. Have you asked any of the countries in Africa if they want you? You have no connection to Africa whatsoever, unless there's some sort of a DNA test that shows a distant lineage that ended hundreds of years ago. And so you're going to move to a strange place with no job, no ability to support you, no visa, and they're just going to take you Americans back into Africa. It'd be like me going back to, you know, Germany, Ireland and England and just saying, yeah, hey, man, I know that my ancestors came here after the 1900, but I want to come back and live here because, you know, whatever. Whatever injustice is, honestly. Wow. But here is this moron, Larry Reed,

[Larry Reed]

and I want you to begin to think about this America.

[Rob Carson]

Now, do you suppose that. Let me ask you this question. How many people of color are going to take him up on his offer and go to Africa and return to Africa? Remember a couple weeks ago when Hakeem Jeffries got up there with the naa, lcp, as Rush used to say, the national association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored Democrats. Remember that? Remember that? And he said to all of the SEC athletes, all the black athletes who go to SEC schools and have scholarships and possible career, he said, you have got to quit your SP to support us because the SCOTUS decision against racial gerrymandering. Remember when he said that? And he got up there and he looked like a moron. He said, you know, we want all these black athletes to follow the naacp. An organization is just dated. The name is dated. It's so hopelessly dated that nobody in Gen Z in their right mind would ever say, oh, yeah, I want to follow the NAACP and give up my SEC career after all of the rigmarole associated with that. How many athletes walked away from the SEC for Hakeem Jeffries and the NAACP? 0. How many people are going to leave and go back to Africa because Kamala or Kamala almost said Kamala Harris, Carmelo Anthony murdered a guy?

[Larry Reed]

And the white people problem that we

[Rob Carson]

have, we got a white people problem. I didn't even know about it.

[Larry Reed]

Going to make a statement because you got white privilege.

[Rob Carson]

I shut up.

[Larry Reed]

Know that Martin Luther King, the beginning of his work was all about integration. Yes, we do know that. Later on, that did change. Integration has had great benefits. I think now, unless you must stay in America, unless you are supposed to be in the usa, otherwise, you're an

[Rob Carson]

American citizen, it's probably going to be hard to just pick up and move back to Africa and tell the, you know, guys In Nigeria. Hey, I'm back. I know. I never lived here and my ancestors. Maybe a part of my DNA came from here. But we're moving back. So where's the house and where's the free stuff like you get when you come to America if you're black?

[Larry Reed]

Integration has had great benefits.

[Rob Carson]

Free health care. Can we get a hotel stay or anything?

[Larry Reed]

I'm telling you, I want to open a leering center. I'm saying this as a collective. Let's drain this place of its benefit and make our mass exodus and go home and build.

[Rob Carson]

Wow. Nobody is going to follow.

[Larry Reed]

I repeat, integration has had great benefits.

[Rob Carson]

What's the opposite? Integration, disintegration. That's what this guy is doing.

[Larry Reed]

Some of us. Let's drain this place of his benefits and make sure our mass exodus and go home and be man, you better.

[Rob Carson]

I mean honestly, you better just better listen to what he says because it's going to really kill our economy for. For nobody leaving. Because nobody's going to leave and follow this idiot. And here he is claiming that, you know, sub Saharan Africa is the land of milk and honey compared to the most prospero prosperous engine of individual and economic freedom and prosperity in the history of mankind.

[Larry Reed]

Let's drain this place.

[Rob Carson]

Drain the place there's benefits.

[Larry Reed]

And make our mass exodus.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Larry Reed]

And go home and build.

[Rob Carson]

Come on everybody. We're going to a home we've never known. And we're just gonna move in and don't even speak the language.

[Larry Reed]

This land ain't rich enough to hold who you are. You come from a land.

[Rob Carson]

Oh yes.

[Larry Reed]

That flows with milk and honey.

[Rob Carson]

Well, why did in a while we have to have big old concerts to feed all the starving people over there.

[Larry Reed]

Then pulled you out of that land ancestrally and brought you to a place to where your royalty was.

[Rob Carson]

Now Ethiopia, not exactly known for milk and honey. Recognized you bags of rice from the United Nations.

[Larry Reed]

Your black power, your black mysticism.

[Rob Carson]

Your black. Your African black mysticism. What the hell is that about?

[Larry Reed]

Spirituality and your physiological superiority.

[Rob Carson]

Well, that sounds kind of racist to

[Larry Reed]

build this country and give everybody reparations. Except you don't believe that America don't give reparations. They do to the tune of billion.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[Larry Reed]

Just never gave it to us.

[Rob Carson]

I never gave to you. I didn't get any reputation. I had to work for $3 and 35 cents from the age of 14 to the age of 23. And then I worked in fields starting at 10 years old until I was about 23. So I don't think I ever got my reparations. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey guys, it's Carson for Relief Factor. Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Those words weren't written for history books. They were written for you. But it's hard to pursue happiness when pain is a part of your everyday life. Relief Factor was created to help people address inflammation, one of the most common causes of ongoing aches and pains from aging, overexertion and daily living. It's a 100% drug free research based formula that works through multiple metabolic pathways to support comfort and mobility. No prescription, no masking symptoms, just real relief so you can keep moving forward. I work out every other day. I crush it at the gym and I ride my bike 100 miles on the weekend. I credit Relief Factor for making all of those activities pain free. And as America celebrates 250 years of independence, give yourself a chance to reclaim yours. To commemorate, they're offering a special patriotic price, just 1776. Yeah. So you can pursue your happiness being pain free. Your $17.76 three week quick start is ready for you. Visit relieffactor.com or call 800-number-4 relief. That's relieffactor.com or 8004 relief.

[Mary Walter]

One thing I would like to see updated is the word homeless to the word unhoused.

[Rob Carson]

How about new

[Larry Reed]

moment featuring an unprecedented attack on black political representation and therefore it requires an unprecedented response. We are here standing in solidarity with the NAACP and its call for athletes to boycott institutions within the SEC that belong to states that have unleashed these Jim Crow like racially oppressive tactics.

[Rob Carson]

Now this is national politician Hakeem Jeffries just a couple weeks ago asking for SEC student athletes to quit to support the NAACP because they're protesting a Supreme Court decision getting rid of racially gerrymandered districts. And guess what? Nobody left. So if I were Hakeem Jeffries, I don't think he's this self aware. I'd be just embarrassed and ashamed because you look like such a frickin moron. Nobody, nobody was going to follow you and nobody did. So now you're just looking like a moron. And this is like this Larry Reid calling for black Americans to go back to Africa because Carmelo Anthony is a murderer. That's just so fantastic. Oh my God, it's just so fantastic. It's just wonderful. All right, let's move on. Let's move on to some other. Oh, here's this kind of funny Democrat lawmaker bizarrely claims black Americans will stop voting if they don't get reparations. Representative Summer Lee from Pennsylvania said during an interview on Sunday that black Americans would stop vot if they weren't given reparations. That makes a lot of sense that, you know. That makes a lot of sense. If you're not given reparations. We'll just not vote anymore. This is kind of stupid. She said she slammed President Donald Trump's anti weaponization fund. They are playing psychological warfare and that's what they want to do because again, they're trying to disenfranchise you. No, you're not. Not at all. Because if you believe that you're never going to get reparations from the system, then tap out and you just, just tap out of the conversation. You tap out of the system. You don' to vote anymore. You don't participate anymore. So if you don't get reparations, you're just going to take your ball and go home. So that's the big thing right now. Some Democrats, because they are losing the black vote and they are losing support among black people because the party is such a mess and everything they say is wrong and they've never done anything good for the black community since Lyndon Baines Johnson and the Great Society that the last dying throes of this is we want reparations. This is Al Green. He's no longer going to be in Congress and he's demanding reparations. Not enough. We have to have reparations. You're not getting that. And I have a piece of legislation that calls for a Department of reconciliation. Yeah, like $14 trillion. Could be no reconciliation without reparative justice. And an idea. Open one of those online fundraiser. Call it go fund yourself. There could be no repair reparations without repar Reparative justice. And you to have reparative justice, you've got to have. Yeah, well, you know what? Your problems right now are your problems and they weren't caused by somebody who died 170 years ago. The thing that we call what truth? No, the money.

[Larry Reed]

You gotta have the money.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Mary Walter]

To establish a federal commission to develop reparations proposals for descendants of enslaved Africans.

[Jim Gossett]

Ayanna says pay reparations.

[Rob Carson]

Government check. That always works.

[Jim Gossett]

Do a slave you never owned as Jim gossip.

[Rob Carson]

By the way,

[Jim Gossett]

we should get at least a million. Call it a forgiven loan. Hey, reparations. It's time to atone.

[Rob Carson]

Nah, I have nothing to atone for.

[Jim Gossett]

All in all, I could be taken in a big hall.

[Rob Carson]

My ancestors came after 1900 pay U.S. reparations now. It's a ridiculous idea. Absolutely ridiculous. Ridiculous. It's also the sign of a dying party. It's a last ditch effort. The Democrat party, what they do with people of color is they promise you the sun, the moon and the stars before the election. The election happens. They get up, leave some money on a dresser. They're not doing that anymore. And so this is the latest thing and they're gonna go really hard on this idea of reparations because it's the last dying throes of the Democrat party trying to keep people of color on their camp even though they've done nothing to make their lives better. Every one of these gerrymandered districts have poverty, crime, absolutely terrible schools grievance and of course a Planned Parenthood on a street named after a civil rights leader. That's what your Democrat party has given you. This is why they're now promising reparations once again. Not gonna work. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson show. Hey guys, it's Rob Carson for Ghostbed. I love my ghost bed. Do you really want another summer like last summer? Barely sleeping because you are too hot all night. People blame summer heat for bad sleep when it really may be their mattress trapping heat. And if you are already sleep hot, summer only makes it worse. That's exactly why I switched to ghost bed. Ghost bed keeps you cool all night. No waking up sweaty, tossing and turning or throwing the covers off at 2am Cooling tech is built into every mattress. It's not some expensive upgrade you have to pay extra for. Hot sleepers are some of Ghostbed's happiest customers. Read the reviews. Incredible support. Less stiffness, deeper sleep, more rested mornings. Ghostbed gives you 101 nights to try it at home. You can sleep on it all summer long and feel the difference yourself. How many more summers are you gonna waste on bad sleep? Ghostbed is offering my audience an extra 10% on off with financing. Some ghost beds come out to around a dollar a day. Go to ghostbed.com Carson. Use the promo code Carson. That's ghostbed.com Carson promo code Carson.

[Jim Gossett]

But there's something about Mary that they don't know. Mary. There's just something about Mary.

[Rob Carson]

Yes, there is. We haven't been able to figure it out out. But we're working on it. She joins us on the Newsmax hotline. Mary Walter, how are you?

[Mary Walter]

Happy Friday.

[Rob Carson]

This is what everybody says. They go, there's something about her. I don't know what it is. It's kind of weird. Frightening, actually. So let's talk. We got a lot of stuff to. To get through on the show. I. I want to talk a little bit about James Talarico, because while Graham Platner has been grabbing on the headlines, James Talarico is trying to be reinvented. You know, from the. The vegan man who his girlfriend met at a gay bar. Tell me why that happened. Guy who believes there are six genders and is. And God is non binary. Here is Jen Psaki trying to explain away his lack of masculinity.

[Jen Psaki]

You can tell us. But Ted Cruz basically. I mean, I loved that. It was a great play, but Ted Cruz basically said he wouldn't use the word masculine to describe you. It seems pretty clear what they're trying to do here, at least to me. Not only are you they going after you, but they're really trying to attack groups of people you've defended in the past, including trans people and others. What do you make of that?

[James Talarico]

Every Saturday morning, Mark Talarico would mow our lawn.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah.

[James Talarico]

Whether it was rain or shine, whether he wanted to or not, he insisted on mowing our lawn himself.

[Rob Carson]

Guys do that.

[James Talarico]

And then without anyone asking him to, he would go next door and mow our neighbor's lawn. I did that too, because our neighbor was elderly, she was a widow, and. Yeah, and my dad never talked about it. He just did it because that's what a man does. A man takes responsibility. A man upholds his commitments to his family and his neighbors. A man does what's right even when no one is watching. And here's what real men don't do. They don't lie and cheat their way through life. They don't sell their soul to the highest bidder. They don't steal from other people in order to enrich themselves. And so I've said before, and I will keep saying that real men serve others, weak men serve themselves.

[Rob Carson]

Wow. I mean, what a non answer. It's very clear. He's not a. He's not a manly man. He's not a masculine man. You know, and honestly, you. You. They're trying to reinvent him. They're trying to. Actually now what they're trying to do is they're trying to change the definite definition of masculinity. What are your thoughts, Mary?

[Mary Walter]

Well, I don't understand how they can change the definition of masculinity if they don't know what a man is. If men can be women, how can they be defining what masculinity Is. It makes no sense whatsoever. They become very good at using a lot of words to not say anything.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Mary Walter]

Use words that make them sound like it's very. Oh. And people just shake their head. Yes, yes, yes. You know, well, Kamala Harris with a Venn diary. Well, the wheels on the back bus, they go round and round and then they're like, yes, they do. My God, she's an engineer. Right.

[Rob Carson]

So.

[Mary Walter]

So that's what they're doing here. He used to mow the lawn. We all did when I was a kid. We had to take turns. I mowed the lawn, too. Big deal.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Mary Walter]

Like two acres. So I. I don't.

[Rob Carson]

Here's. Yeah. His big story about his dad is that his dad mowed the lawn.

[Mary Walter]

Right.

[Rob Carson]

Really? It's just hilarious.

[Mary Walter]

And that's not even him. It's his dad. Not even him.

[Rob Carson]

Yes, yes, exactly. It's like, oh, I would never run that. I'd never mow the law. I mean, I'm sorry, Jen. I. I would definitely. My dad, when he was mowing the lawn and he was masculine, I would bring him a beer

[Mary Walter]

just because gay men. No, there's not a gay man alive who has a straight father. Right. Like, his father was masculine. It means he's not gay. What is happening?

[Rob Carson]

I don't know. But on the other side, you've got Graham Platner. He was asked about masculinity, and all he said is, I lift weights and I have a truck. And that's not being a man either. Neither one of these guys are not good examples of men and certainly not masculinity.

[Mary Walter]

No, no, no. This is the problem the Democrats have. They know they have a man problem, so they tried to cure that by trotting out white men for Harris. And we remember how.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Mary Walter]

So they started by trying to. The problem is Democrats because they can't define what a man or a woman is. And I think in the back of their minds, there's like an alarm bell going off. No, that guy is 6 4, he has a beard and a mustache, and he wants you to call him Tiffany. Right. And so in the back of their brains, they know deep down inside that that makes no sense whatsoever. Right. So they, in their attempt to make, you know, the reality what they see, you know, what. Make reality conform to what they are.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Mary Walter]

Think it is there. They have this existential crisis that they don't know what anything is anymore. They don't really know what a man is. So that. To your point, they tried out Grand Platinum, like We found one. We're like, he's a Nazi. Yes. But he's very masculine. Okay. He cheats on his wife, and he. He basically, according to one woman, kidnapped her, held her against her will, because they would call that, last time I checked, toxic masculinity. Right.

[Rob Carson]

You know, I think what it is, Mary, is that the Democrat Party cannot get a good and decent man to be a candidate. And I do mean that. I mean a good and decent strong man. Because anything that the Democrat Party stands for right now is the opposite of that. If you believe boys can become girls and compete in girls sports, all of this nonsense and all of this LGBTQ RSTU nonsense, you can't be a real man father in good standing. You've got to be some sort of a radical, indoctrinated intellectual. That's. That's. And those are the only people they can get.

[Mary Walter]

Exactly. They can only get the soy boys. Right?

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Mary Walter]

Their women are more masculine than they are.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Mary Walter]

It's the world turned upside down for them. And I think some of them are starting to realize that none of this makes sense. But yet there's a group of them who sit there and applaud because Kamala Harris says the wheels on the bus go round and round. And that sounds very important.

[Rob Carson]

Yes. Now, see the congressional baseball game, if you need an example of soy boys versus real men. I mean, what a spanking that was. Dear God. Did you see. What's it. Eric Schmidt from Missouri. Dude, if I did that, I wouldn't be able to walk for a week. And he's pushing it as far as age and diving for baseballs, by the way.

[Mary Walter]

He messed up his face and everything. He went for it. He went for it again, I'm sure. I'm surprised Democrats even fielded a team because it's probably. They're not allowed to have. Well, you can have women on the team, but, you know, it's probably considered toxic because it's a sport and people get hurt.

[Rob Carson]

Well, if they did a congressional women's softball game, then some of the guys could pretend to be women and play on the team.

[Mary Walter]

Very true. Very true. But even that. I don't even. I doubt what even happened, because the women on the left are very old.

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, they. And they. Yeah. Oh, could you imagine what's her name? The purple haired one from. To her. Trying to. What's her name? Name. Yeah. Yeah. She wouldn't be from. From HR Puppet stuff.

[Mary Walter]

Yeah, she does. And I sound fortunate. I feel bad. You know, I don't like to criticize People's looks because she can't help it. That's what God gave her. But she didn't have to make it worse by dying her hair purple.

[Rob Carson]

Oh, yeah, she really, really pointed out the. The bad stuff. Now, on the other side of the break, you had mentioned a piece from the Bulwark, the gravest insult to the mega Womanosphere that's coming up. I've got a couple things I want to throw at you too, as well. Mary. Walter, let's take a break and come back.

[Mary Walter]

Back.

[Rob Carson]

This is the Rob Carson Show.

[Mary Walter]

Poor little Democrats. Are you guys okay today that I came in to check on you? Every time Trump does something good, you guys spazz out. Would you guys shut up and let him work?

[James Talarico]

God is non binary. Trans children are God's children made in God's own image. Modern science obviously recognizes that. Is there. There are many more than two biological sexes. In fact, there are six. Did they teach you in Sunday school that Jesus Christ himself was a radical feminist?

[Rob Carson]

And you wonder why at the congressional baseball game, the Republicans once again killed the Democrats 11 to 2. Unreal. Unreal. That's the best they have to offer right there. That's Mary. Who would find that attractive?

[Mary Walter]

A. A very assertive. Well, no, I don't know. What are they? Are they beta girls or. He has a girlfriend. Right. I don't know what they are. I don't know what to call them.

[Rob Carson]

I don't know. I honestly don't. But I'm glad that masculinity is making a comeback. You had sent me this, and I read this piece in the Bulwark, the gravest insult to the maga womanosphere. Tell me about what you thought about this piece.

[Mary Walter]

So they say the greatest insult to a MAGA woman is to call her husband or boyfriend girl gay.

[Rob Carson]

Okay.

[Mary Walter]

Which is hilarious.

[Rob Carson]

Yes. Now we all know that gay men never marry heterosexual women, right?

[Mary Walter]

Well, it's interesting. I'm from the People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, and I think we all remember Jim. I am a gay American McCready, right?

[Rob Carson]

Yes, yes. Well, I would. When I was in college, I had a college professor who used to hit on me all the time. And he had a wife and two daughters. And then I had friends where the. The husband, they had two daughters and they were marri. And all of his friends were in theater. Oh, my God, stop it. Okay, okay, okay. Whatever, Rob.

[Mary Walter]

You know, Rob, guys like you sometimes are just irresistible to both genders.

[Rob Carson]

Well, you know, I mean, I can't help it. I'm just Who God made me marry.

[Mary Walter]

You know, when you got it, you got it, Rob. You just got to admit it, you know.

[Rob Carson]

Now in this piece, you're talking about a MAGA woman and is engaged, I guess, to a guy who appears to be rather a felon. And, And. Go ahead, continue your thoughts.

[Mary Walter]

No, no, no. I'm just saying. Yes, and so the worst thing you can do is point out the fact that the. The fiance appears to be effeminate.

[Rob Carson]

Yes.

[Mary Walter]

That. That's. That is like the ultimate insult. But listen, I do know some women. Well, you know, to your point, my old dermatologist was married and had three kids. And I would come home and tell my husband, because my husband's a physician, I said, I'm a go, you know, doctor. Because, yeah, I'm like, you know, he. Right. And my husband's like, he's got a wife and three kids. I'm like. And I'm like. And. And you know what happened? And his wife was beautiful, by the way.

[Rob Carson]

What? Yeah, I know what happened. Yeah, he left.

[Mary Walter]

We all know what happened. I'm out of the closet singing show tunes, and he's got a boyfriend, you know, divorce with the wife. He's got a boy, you know, got a boyfriend and has just let it. Just gone. Let it all hang out. We're just not like, over the top now.

[Rob Carson]

I mean, it's obviously, you could have masculine gay guys. You can have feminine gay guys. You can have masculine lesbians, or you can have a. Effeminate lesbians. They're living a lie. But

[Mary Walter]

feminine lesbians are just male fantasy lesbians, okay? That's all that is. That is something created by men.

[Rob Carson]

That is. That is true.

[Mary Walter]

Because men run Hollywood and it's just to fulfill your fantasies. All right? So that's number one. You can. And masculine gay guys are called baby. Theirs, okay? Because they're not the ones with the great bodies. They're the ones who, you know, who are a little bit chubby and, you

[Rob Carson]

know, hairy and hairy, I'm assuming.

[Mary Walter]

Right, right, exactly.

[Rob Carson]

It is a. It is interesting because, you know, I've. I've. Yeah, listen, I don't care. I don't care if you're gay, straight, whatever. Who the hell cares? Bisexual, by the way, just means promiscuous. I'm just going to tell you that right now. Bisexual means you'll sleep with anybody. I'm not afraid to say that. Now. It's not. It's not like, you know, choose a team. It's, you'll sleep with anybody that's what bisexual means.

[Mary Walter]

Bisexuals are the people who order surf and turf when you go to a restaurant because they can't make up their mind.

[Rob Carson]

So let's talk about some other things here. This is kind of. Would you, would you get in one of those self driving taxis?

[Mary Walter]

Hell to the no.

[Rob Carson]

What? What? What? Really? Really?

[Mary Walter]

You haven't seen, you haven't seen the stories where the car, you know, gets in an accident and so you can't get out of the car?

[Rob Carson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mary Walter]

You can't get out of the car because the car's in an accident. Or when they, they get. You saw the one where they had the four cars, the four waymos at an intersection and there was traffic light. It was just a stop and so they all just sat there and you're stuck. No, hell no.

[Rob Carson]

You know, that's like being at a four way stop in Minnesota because. Well it used to be. Anyway if you get four Minnesotans at a four way stop, they will die in their cars out of courtesy to allow the other person to go. They will. They found skeletons filled in four way stops with Minnesotans who were too polite to go.

[Mary Walter]

That's really funny.

[Rob Carson]

Meanwhile in New York. That never happens. That never happens. But, but in, in. Where was this? In horrified couple. The, the Waymo apparently was afraid of the police. So this Waymo, this couple. San Francisco. The, the. The Waymo car, the police decided to go after this vehicle and the vehicle apparently recognized the police car, had something done something in its past and took off in high speed pursuit. The police in high speed pursuit and, and they said that's it, we're dead. We're going to die here in this car. But the car ran from the police.

[Mary Walter]

Mary, that is the wildest. Like who programmed that? Like programmers that are just like totally messing with this stuff just to see like every now and then like okay, we're gonna make this one free.

[Rob Carson]

No, no, no. Here on the carfax it says it was owned by a BLM member.

[Mary Walter]

Well then it's okay. Wait, then it's okay because they're afraid. So that's a harm, no foul.

[Rob Carson]

Unbelievable. Unbelievable. You know, listen, I, I think the self driving car thing is amazing. I think what. By the way, I tried to buy some of that damn stock today and E trade won't let me do it for some stupid reason. That said, it's going to revolutionize how people with disabilities, how blind, how the deaf can travel and become more, more, you know, obviously less dependent. So I think it's fantastic. It's also going to put out the put to put to bed the DUI industrial complex. And a lot of lives will be saved as well. But I do understand your reticence when your Waymo car might run from the police.

[Mary Walter]

Listen, I'd rather my Uber comes and the guy doesn't speak a lick of English. Less driver I had had. He just put it into the ways and that's how he was going. And so I said to my go, well, you can make a right here and it's shorter and you can make a left and you come right into the end. He just looked at me. He spoke Chinese. He didn't speak a lick of English at all. And I thought to myself, if we like, for whatever reason get in an accident or something happens or I'm having a medical emergency, emergency, you know, he's, he's, he's taking me wherever I'm supposed to. He is not stopping because he can't understand a word I'm saying.

[Rob Carson]

I know, I know, I know. That was one of the biggest laugh lines yesterday on the tour buses from to and from Gettysburg. That is on I, I announced the bus driver and I said our bus driver speaks English and can read the road signs. And the crowd went nuts.

[Mary Walter]

Well, good to see you're keeping the bar low with your tourism. Tourism venture.

[Rob Carson]

Whenever, whenever I do, you know, in front of an audience, I keep the bar very low. You should know that. Mary, Mary. Where can everybody, where can everybody find your glorious work online and on TV?

[Mary Walter]

Follow me on X @MaryWalter radio. That's where I post all of my Newsmax hits. Tomorrow, 12:30, I will be on Newsmax with Rita Cosby. My live cast is on Tuesday evening, 7:15pm Eastern Time. This week we're having Carol. Dr. Carol Lieberman, the terrorist therapist will be on with us.

[Rob Carson]

All right. I love it, Mary. Have a glorious weekend. We'll talk soon. Okay.

[Mary Walter]

Bye, honey. Have a good weekend.

[Rob Carson]

All right, let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson.

[Jim Gossett]

Show.

[Rob Carson]

Coming up next hour, we're gonna talk to Christian Toto. Hollywood in toto. And the Apple TV has got a new series that I discovered. My kids are in town. So I'm back to binge watching a little tv. I normally don't do that because, you know, I sit by myself at night, my living room with nobody else. And it's kind of weird to binge watch television by yourself, you see. So, you know, there's that. It's called Widow's Bay. And it is, it is On Apple tv. Oh, my God, it's so good. It's like Northern Exposure meets the Shining. Brilliant. Brilliant. Funny. Funny and terrifying. There's at least one scare that will make you appear. Pants. It's, it's, it's unbelievable. It is a brilliant show. I'm through five episodes of it. Wasn't as crazy about the flashback episode to the 1600s, but the first four episodes. Phenomenal. The Sea Hag. Oh, my God, the. The scary Clown. Oh, my God, the. What the hell? Oh, the party. The, the cocktail party. It's, it's, it's like Roger Serling meets I don't even know Jerry Seinfeld. It is, it's, it's called Widow's Bay. I love it. I think it's. I think it's absolutely excellent. Well cast. Really well cast. And again, my kids told me, they're like, dad, there's gonna be times that it's one episode. During that episode, there's going to be one time where you are scared witless. And that is what happened. But it's not a bad thing. I don't like. I don't like the horror genre. I don't like gore. It's not gory. There's no gore. There's no. Not like that. It's just classic Twilight Zone. I don't even know Stephen King's Cat's Eye meets, like, Northern Exposure. It's, it's just good. It's just good tv. And again, I would never discover this on my own because I sit by myself and watch television by myself, and I would never watch television like that. So, anyway, we've got a whole bunch more coming up. An update on the. The judge in Atlanta who was having sex in her. In her chambers. We've got some very funny audio for that. We've got some, some more Platner News, among other things. And again, Christian Toto, final hour of the Rob Carson show on a Friday. Do not go anywhere.