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Guys, thanks for helping me carry my Christmas tree. Zoe, this thing weighs a ton. Drewski, live with your legs, man. Santa. Santa, did you get my letter? He's talking to you britches. I'm not. Of course he did. Right, Santa, you know my elf Drew Ski here. He handles the nice list. And elf, I'm six' three. What everyone wants is iPhone 17 and at T Mobile, you can get it on them. That center stage front camera is amazing.
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Hold it now.
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You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world wide web. This is the Rob Carson Show.
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This is the Rob Carson show, hour number three of the radio program. Doug Burns, former federal prosecutor, one of my favorite guests ever, joins us at the bottom of the hour. That'll be fun.
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New comedy from Jim Gossett, among other things, which are awesome. If you want to help out Jim gossett, go to patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy When I worked for Rush, Rush Limbaugh talent on loan from God, I, you know, I obviously wrote a lot of satire for Rush.
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One of the things you, for you who were like longtime listeners, first time callers of his show back in the early days, he ran a couple of bits. One of them was Spatula City, right? Remember Spatula City? He ran Spatula City. Spatula City. You know, if I would have bought the company, all that, that was from Weird Al Yankovic's movie uhf. So that's the comedy he ran then. Then I came along and this was right around when the philanderer came around about Ted Kennedy. Remember that one? Remember that one? I'm just talking about for the real deal. This is a deep dive on Rush Limbaugh history. And then I came along and I started writing satire for him. And I wrote a bit called Capitol Hill bank because there was a bank on Capitol Hill for Congress that they used. This is how corrupt things were then and still are even gotten worse. They had a bank that they could, they could deposit money in or not and they could, they could write check. There's a thing called checks they used to write for you Gen Zers. It's a piece of paper that represents money and it is a promissory note and you put the amount. I don't know, that's might be a big word.
