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You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world wide web. This is the Rob Carson Show.
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This is the Rob Carson show, hour number three of the radio program. Doug Burns, former federal prosecutor, one of my favorite guests ever, joins us at the bottom of the hour. That'll be fun.
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New comedy from Jim Gossett, among other things, which are awesome. If you want to help out Jim gossett, go to patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy When I worked for Rush, Rush Limbaugh talent on loan from God, I, you know, I obviously wrote a lot of satire for Rush.
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One of the things you, for you who were like longtime listeners, first time callers of his show back in the early days, he ran a couple of bits. One of them was Spatula City, right? Remember Spatula City? He ran Spatula City. Spatula City. You know, if I would have bought the company, all that, that was from Weird Al Yankovic's movie uhf. So that's the comedy he ran then. Then I came along and this was right around when the philanderer came around about Ted Kennedy. Remember that one? Remember that one? I'm just talking about for the real deal. This is a deep dive on Rush Limbaugh history. And then I came along and I started writing satire for him. And I wrote a bit called Capitol Hill bank because there was a bank on Capitol Hill for Congress that they used. This is how corrupt things were then and still are even gotten worse. They had a bank that they could, they could deposit money in or not and they could, they could write check. There's a thing called checks they used to write for you Gen Zers. It's a piece of paper that represents money and it is a promissory note and you put the amount. I don't know, that's might be a big word.
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It's a kind of money made of paper that you write your name on and then you give it to someone.
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Just look at you. Democrat Gen Z. But anyways, a check, you didn't have to have any money in your account. They did this. They write thousands of dollar checks and never have to pay it back. That was, that was, that was going on in Capitol Hill, right? So I did a bit called Capitol Hill bank and it ended up being in his first book. And by the time I was 25 years old I was in a best selling book and all that. And then I started working with a guy named Jim. Paul Shanklin. Paul Shanklin. He did a lot of parodies for Rush and he got all the glory. I don't care. I didn't care. I didn't care that I got the glory. I just knew that my material was on his show, didn't make any money off of it.
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Anyway. Now I got this guy named Jim Gossett who's friggin amazing. Jim Gossett is amazing. And Jim Gossett is the best I've ever worked with. And you know, if you can help him out. It's not easy to be a conservative content producer but go to patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy patreon.com Jim Goss Buffett comedy and just give him 10 bucks a month or whatever. He's the most prolific comedy writer. You know Shanklin. Nothing against Shanklin. He do a parody once a week or every two weeks.
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Gossip does to a day. He does to a day. He's a frickin genius. He's a machine. And patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy if you would. Got a couple good news stories for you. You ready for this? Appeals court scolds a Biden judge sides with Pete's Hagseth on the transgender military ban Federal judge on Tuesday sided with Secretary of War on transgender. In our view, the court afforded insufficient deference to the Secretary's considered judgment. According we stay the prime preliminary injunction pending the government's appeal. The court judges the United States military strict medical standards enforce a strict medical standards to ensure that only physically and mentally fit individuals join its ranks. For decades, these requirements barred service by individuals with gender dysphoria and medical conditions associated with clinically significant stress. So there's that. The 2025 policy generally bars individuals with gender dysphoria from serving in the armed services. The Secretary of Defense concluded this policy would advance important military interests in combat readiness unit cohesion. Unit cohesion. If you got gender dysphoria, you'd have your unit cut off and lost control in interest of combat readiness unit cohesion. In doing so, we consulted materials compiled, blah, blah, blah. So basically it's saying you got to be mentally and physically fit to be in the military. In January, President Trump signed the Restoring America's Fighting Force executive order prioritizing military excellence and readiness. Pete Hegseth destroyed the judge who, who tried to reinstate the transgendered and all that. And he said this list is pretty funny. Since Judge Reyes is now a top military planner, she they.
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Can report to Fort Benning at 0600 to instruct our Rangers on how to execute high value target raids. After that, the Commander Reyes can dispatch to Fort Bragg to chain our dream green Berets on counterinsurgency warfare. That was kind of funny. Yeah, you know, sorry, sorry.
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I'm not going to get into it. You just, you can't change genders. It's not possible. And anyone who you've ever known who's said they can change genders, they got some issues, you know that, duh.
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Eight Philadelphia teens experience justice Florida style after allegedly robbing Dick's Sporting Goods while attending a youth football gang. A gang of four Philadelphia teenagers. See, in Philadelphia, you can steal $1,000 worth of crap and walk out because it's a Democrat enclave like then Los Angeles. Walk in, steal a thousand dollars, you won't get charged with anything. Not so much in. In Florida, members of the Eight Strong Mob were hit with felony charges after their December 6th theft spree. Something in Philadelphia whose district attorney is a notoriously woke prosecutor, Larry Krasner. The teenagers, members of the United Thoroughbreds team from Philadelphia. And we're in Davenport to face the Cocoa Tigers. Cocoa Tigers. Stop it. Team for their prolific sports national championship. Here is Sheriff Grady Judd, who takes these kind of Things. Seriously. And the thoroughbreds were from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. So, Cocoa Tigers, you did it the right way. That's teamwork with great young men. I'm cuckoo for the Cocoa Tigers doing the right thing.
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Now I want to introduce you to eight of the thoroughbreds.
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Thoroughbreds.
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And here they are. You look at the thoroughbred, not the Somali team. Those are the inbreds. And you find out what were they doing? What were they doing on Saturday morning? Well, let me tell you what they were doing. They were stealing Dick's Boarding goods. Ubered from where they were staying. They had come from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, down to the Dick Sporting Good in Podsner Park. Not only did they Uber down there to shop, they had no intentions of paying for their product. And they're in a whole lot of trouble now. And they're, you know, whatever title they were hoping for, their football dreams are over. So there you go. Here's some more Good news. Florida Governor Ron DeSantis officially designates care and the Muslim Brotherhood terrorist organizations. I love it. There you go. Executive Order 25244, Designating the Muslim Brotherhood and the Council on American Islamic Relations as foreign terrorist organizations. About damn time, by the way. I used to get letters from care. They'd complain about stuff and I'd be like, you know what? Shut up. So anyway, you're a terrorist. You all a bunch of terrorists. There you go. CARE Florida agencies hereby direct to undertake all unlawful or lawful measures to prevent unlawful activities by these organizations, including denying privile or resources to anyone providing material support. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. The Muslim Brotherhood and CARE have long made their goals clear to forcibly implos Sharia law and establish Islam's master ship of the world. Not going to happen anymore. The move bans the organizations from. From buying or acquiring land in Texas. This. This is in Texas, by the way, doing it in Texas because Texas Governor Greg Abbott did it there and authorizes the Attorney General to sue to shut them down. So we got in this Sharia law bullcrap. I told you. What did I say? Homeboys, hillbillies, Hebrews, Right? The reason why I came up with that was because of the anti Israel protests in New York City in and around Grand Ground Zero by radical Islamists who are mouthing and. And have moved in and they have taken advantage of our. Of our tolerance, our generosity. And homeboys, hillbillies and Hebrews, it's time to give them a beat down. There you go. Dookie Bear on Rumble says, cannot wait for Rob's book. Yeah. Homeboys, hillbillies and Hebrews how we came together to save America. I'm working on it. I'm working on it. Coming up. Oh my God, this is so good. So Eliz Slotkin, she's one of the seditious Six. She has a new excuse for the sedition video that she and the seditious Six, you know, put out three, four weeks ago. And it's, it's a bunch of crap. So I got that. Coming up on the other side of the break. This is the Rob Carson show.
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I'm ready for Christmas, baby.
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I'm on the air for another week and a half, then I will be off next Friday through January 2nd.
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Because I friggin need it.
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I'm gonna drive across the country and buck the Bronco and I'm gonna listen to music. I'm gonna take it all in. I'm gonna stop in Indianapolis and see my, my friend Tony Kennett and I'm just gonna take it all in. And, and I want to just remind you again, if you get the chance.
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If you see a Salvation army kettle, do not walk by without putting money in it. And maybe you're on the way into Walmart and you walk past the Salvation army kettle because you don't have any money in your pocket. Get 10 or $20 at the register and take it out and put it in that kettle and thank the person ringing that bell because it is the most selfless organization in the world. The Red Cross always wants something back. Red Cross always wants something back. They billions and billions and trillions of dollars. Catholic charities. Catholic charities let hundreds of thousands of minor children get lost coming across the southern B.O. big and fat man during the open border. Salvation army doesn't act that way. I've talked to several twice now. I've been driving down the street in Alexandria, Virginia and there's this little Salvation army kettle right on the corner of King street and Fairfax and you know, ringing the bell, you know, and twice I've done a U turn up the street, whipped that truck around, pulled up there, put the hazards on, got out and give them what the money I had in my wallet. Generally that's $20, maybe $30. And I say thank you for doing what you're doing. Will you do that please, for the Salvation Army?
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So if you had $20,000 in gold three weeks ago, it would be worth $22,225 today. How about your 401k?
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Did it go up that much in three weeks?
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Maybe it's time you, you took my advice and text my name to Burt's Gold at 989-898. Just rob to 989-898. Get it done. Because they're going to give you a free silver. Because you know silver and gold. And for every $5,000 invested in Birch gold, a free ounce of silver, it's gone up 60% this year. 60%.
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So you know, you could, you could give that to your kid. You give that to your grandkid. Silver coin on Christmas morning. Oh my, look at how beautiful that is. And it's worth something.
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So $5,000 right now you get free silver. And that's only going until the 22nd, which is 12 days of Christmas from now. All right, $22,225 worth of 20,000. That means gold was 2,000. It's 2225 as of yesterday. Text my name, Rob to 989-898. Rob 298-9898 for Burch Cold. Elise Slotkin, who is a seditionist six. About three weeks ago, six senators and CIA agent congressman, they got together and said that military should deny the orders of the President United States. They said illegal orders. And then they couldn't name any illegal orders. So basically they were saying ignore the president's orders. And then they changed because they were called out and said, oh, it's because of the drug boats. Elise Slotkin has another excuse and it's bullcrap. It's absolute bullcrap. She says, oh, we're only responding because there are so many people in the military who wanted to do something about Donald Trump to all of his illegal orders. You're high woman. Right now the morale of the military is an all time high. Recruitment is an all time high. And I'll bet you this weekend that army Navy game's gonna have the biggest ratings since the friggin chiefs taking on Dallas on Thanksgiving. I mean we made that video three or whatever it was, I don't know whatever it was, this is the video we did. You know, it wasn't planned or anything. Oh yeah, it was. It was actually planned. It was a plan. It was a psyop. It was a CIA op.
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Certainly not thinking that the president would go high and right, as we say at the Pentagon on it like that.
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But you did, you were trying to cause a division in the military. This is just shy of Fort Sumter. This is what you're after.
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Because there was so many people coming.
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To us who were, you know, on.
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Active duty, who recent veterans, family members of service, service members who are coming to us.
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You're Making this up individually.
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And I'm saying two things.
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One, I'm concerned, you know, I'm going to be sent in uniform to an.
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American city, you know, like la, Chicago.
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No, they like that. Actually they love it. The National Guard, they love that. Man, they're doing something. Not sleeping on the floor of a garage like they did when, when they were invited into to Washington D.C. after Joe Biden stole the election Memphis. And I'm going to be asked to.
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Do things I'm either don't think are legal or I'm not trained for.
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Yeah, you're absolutely full of crap. They didn't say that you're making it up job and that's what do I do.
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And then this fall it really turned and it became a lot of people.
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Who were involved in the operations around.
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The Caribbean asking those same making this up.
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Nobody was saying that at all. They love doing this things.
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Hey, I'm not sure they.
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I don't know if this is legal. Why didn't this happen when Joe, when Barack Obama killed 26 to 2800 terrorists and six to 800 civilians.
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I don't know if I'd be held accountable later after this administration.
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I can't get a straight making this up. Why didn't you say this at the beginning of the video? Why didn't you say. In response to all of the fear and the concerns that military members and CIA members have about the actions of Donald Trump, we would like to tell you again the rules of engagement and how to report an order that you feel is illegal. She's full of absolute crap. And you know why she's full of absolute crap? Because she's trying to do a little cya. And I tell you what, I'm not taking my, my foot off the pedal on this one. I want some people court martialed. Mark Kelly and her discipline as well. Here's Jim Gossett. Oh, there's no place like jail for Kelly to stay.
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All of them. Alyssa Slotkin should be there too.
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Making up new excuses every week.
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Their sentencing will be a happy day.
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Cause they broke the law and they.
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Will get their due.
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They're seditionists. I'm watching Jason Crow on CNN. He is looking scared. Trying hard to dodge the FBI. Keep poking that pit bull, we'll bite your butt. Ms. Houlihan looked nervous. She was unprepared.
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I will be Del.
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When they're all indicted colors.
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There's no place like jail for those six to stay.
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There you go.
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Innocence cells where all of them should be. Obadooby doo pow. A court martial. It could come any day. Please lock Mark Kelly up and throw away the key. Come on, you know it. So it's Ro Khanna. He doesn't see the value in the fact that 92 to 90%, 6% of the fentanyl and the cocaine that come in from the sea has been knocked out. The fact that fentanyl fatality has dropped from 76% per tablet to 26% per tablet, saving thousands of lives already. He doesn't see the benefit. So the president said that 25,000Americans lives.
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Are saved every time a boat is knocked out.
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So is he right? And remember, every time a narco terrorist gets blown up, an angel gets his wings. A Hell's angel, because they're going to hell.
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I mean, and wouldn't it make this, these attacks worth it if American lives.
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Are truly being saved because of that? And they are.
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The president has gone back and forth on this.
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No, he hasn't.
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The reality is the second strike break was against people who were totally defenseless.
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Now you see they're terrorists.
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They had no arms. They were signaling to.
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They had no arms. How could they signal they had no arms Surrender. And Pete Heg said knows. Were they able to grab one of their arms out of the water? To put his mouth like that, that it's a problem.
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That's why he's trying to throw the.
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Admiral under the bus.
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That is the most cowardly behavior. He needs to brief not just the Gang of Eight.
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He needs to come before the arms. Oh, my God. You people are so intellectually and morally bankrupt. Here's Mr. Dead Eyes, Hakeem Jeffries, leader.
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Jeffries, let's shift gears here and talk.
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About these strikes of alleged drug boats off the coast.
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The one on September 2nd that has received so much because it was hit multiple times.
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On the side of the boat.
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There was a gang briefing yesterday.
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She's a staff Dan Kane.
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Others were involved.
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As you can what you heard yesterday.
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Did you see that second video?
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Did you have some of your questions answered?
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If not, what remained? You know what? I'm going to hang on to this answer to the other side because that question was like eight minutes long. Doug Burns joins us on the other side of the break to talk about the seditious six Somali fraud in Minnesota and elsewhere and who's got to be held accountable. Don't go anywhere.
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The media and our friends in the.
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Democrat Party kept saying we needed new legislation, we must have legislation to secure the border. But it turned out that all we.
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Really needed was a new president.
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So the Democrat party, they're like crazy cat ladies falling in love with death row inmates. They, they love their illegal aliens, you know, Brago Garcia. They love their Luigi Mangione and they love their drug boat narco terrorists. This is, this is Hakeem Jeffries answer about seeing the video yesterday. This is the next thing for Democrats, by the way, the next thing, Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.
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I still haven't seen any evidence that justifies these strikes which we believe are extrajudicial in many instances.
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We're still trying more judicial to determine.
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The basis of the authority for carrying out these strikes that have been taking place and the overall rationale, you know.
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I'd like a drug boat strike and let's throw in some extra addition extrajudication on that, will you? Yeah, thanks. No cheese. I'd appreciate that. Doug Burns is a former federal prosecutor, friend of the radio program and he joins us on the Newsmax hotline. How are you today, sir? Good, Rob.
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How are you?
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I'm glorious. So what do you think, man? What do you think about this drug? They named, they declared the trend Nicaragua and whatnot terrorist organizations. Barack Obama bombed the snot out of terrorists killing between 600 and 800 civilians in the meantime, Democrats are sad because they double tap some terrorists on a boat. What are your thoughts?
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Well, the key is the hypocrisy.
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Yeah.
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And the double standards, obviously.
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I know.
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So, so, so when Obama did it, other presidents did it, you know, nary a word was said. And now again, they die on the wrong hill. Once again, the sanctimony is just unbelievable. I know you watch these people on tv, you know, and as a lawyer and I always point this out, but it's so true. You know, you have one side of the argument, you have another side of it, and then the truth should win out. These people just jump right in with only a superficial one side. And also it's worse than that because the point is they render opinions all the time without really having all of the facts in front of them. And you know, I said on the air, and this is the key, if it were, if somebody were asking me my opinion, you know, two weeks ago, whenever the discussion first started, I would say two things. Number one, I don't have sufficient information in front of me. And number two, I would have to defer and consult heavily with military experts. But, but they violated both of those rules. They jump right in ignorantly, arrogantly, without the facts and without consulting military experts. We've heard from lots and lots of military experts who have explained.
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The validity of the decisions that were made and so on and so forth. And it's just, they continue to just completely embarrassing themselves. You had the whole Epstein thing on and on.
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The.
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They were foaming at the mouth.
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Yeah.
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Jeffrey Epstein. Are we hearing one word about that now? Of course. And now they're foaming at the mouth about the boat strike. When, as you pointed out, and you made the absolute key thing, you know, other presidents killed many, many, many civilians.
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Well, this also was, there was a precedent set when Donald Trump named these organizations terrorist organizations that allows a certain degree of action that is able to be taken by the chief executive. And the.
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And when you hit a terrorist, when you make a terrorist strike, for instance, if you're an arms convoy on the way to, you know, wherever in Afghanistan and you know that that arms convoy is run by terrorists, you bomb it, couple of terrorists run out, what do you do, Doug? Do you run down and give them a hug and a care package or do you blow the snot out of them?
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Of course it's the latter. But again, you know, I think your audience will appreciate just the formulation of if it was in reverse, hypothetically, just like in the classroom.
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Yes.
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And you know, their hero Joe Biden did this, for example. The pomposity with which I would be lectured, you know, around my hypothetical dinner table that I always tell you about in your audience. The point is they would say, are you kidding me? These are narco terrorist drug dealers. And you're saying prestige. President Biden didn't have the authority to kill them. Are you an idiot? I mean. So again, it's just I'm so sick and tired, as you can tell by the tone of my voice, of, you know, listening to that kind of stuff in one direction, but every single thing, it's like the Mattel windup doll. I mean, Trump. Bad Trump. Bad Trump.
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Well, there was a guy the other day. I don't remember who the congressman was. He says, we don't know if these are drugs. That could have been luggage. It could have been luggage.
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Well, no, it's funny, because when I started. Irresistible reference. When I started as a rookie Assistant United states attorney in 1987. Hard to believe how far back that is.
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Yeah, I know.
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We had both airports in our district, the Eastern District of New York, so we had Kennedy Airport and LaGuardia Airport in our district, and we cut our teeth on mule cases where people brought drugs in luggage.
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Yeah, yeah. Did you hear about. Did you hear about the DHS agent in Minneapolis who worked at the airport for years and said that it was not uncommon for two Somali males to arrive at the airport with a suitcase full of money? And they would take them back through customs and they would just say, yep, it's just money. Let them go. There is a lot of stuff coming down in. In Minneapolis. And I'm going to ask you this, Doug. How in the hell.
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Can an a. Can an AG of a state and a governor of a state and a mayor of a city not get a, you know, have their. Their spidey sense inflamed by a charity going from 2.6 million to 250 million in one year, or a charity for autism, go from one point, whatever million to 400 million and not realize there's fraud here. I mean, please, nobody is this incompetent, Doug.
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No, you can't work both sides of the room, which is another argument prosecutors make all the time. In other words, you can't parade around telling us that you're sophisticated and knowledgeable and competent, and then something like this happens. Now, I will say from 30,000ft, government program fraud is very, very huge problem. Obviously, multiply that by 10. When it's in the middle of a catastrophe or a pandemic. Yes, but to your point, to your point, I couldn't agree more. And I think that, you know, the obvious sober, calm point to be made is that it has to be investigated a lot more with an eye on the exact issue you just framed, which is who knew what higher up the chains.
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And even if the. Even if Waltz didn't take any money from this, knowing that it existed and allowing it to happen because you didn't want to offend a voting bloc, which is exactly what it sounds like. It sounds more like Ellison was on the take. It sounds like Ilhan Omar. She originally she got the $250 million, then gave it to her constituents to use. She even had a frickin a party and an election celebration party at a restaurant that said they were feeding children. They took $14 million, didn't feed anybody body.
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So there's no question that there was tons and tons of fraud and no question that you raising an entirely legitimate issue. But you notice I don't jump over my ski tips. Obviously I need to know more specific information about the extent to which they allowed this to go on. But you know, it's certainly warranted and it's going to hurt them. I think it will definitely hurt them.
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People need to go to jail, Doug. People need to be. They need to go to jail. What about, you know, Ilhan Omar? I mean, she married her brother to get her brother into the country. Should not that disqualify her her as a member of Congress and possibly remove her from the country?
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Well, it's funny because just the other day in like a green room exchange, I thought I had raised this. I thought that that had been debunked. But they said no, no, it's true. Undebunked.
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Undebunked.
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B
So apparently she did wed her brother. Right.
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A
Which by the way, if you think about the wedding, Doug, I mean, which side goes on one side of the party on the aisle in which because you got the family, the groom family and the bride family on either side side. What the hell happens in the church, man?
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B
No, no, no. There's no sides. They just have one thing in the middle, right in the center, Rob.
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A
All right, all right.
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B
But no, that's a funny one. You know, do you take. Do you take your brother?
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A
Yes.
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B
We could have a field day with this. You're the comedian, not me.
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A
You wouldn't expect this in Arkansas. Anyway, let's. Let's take a break. I've got more I want to cover with you on the other side of the break mind. This is the Rob Carson show.
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That is the Somali wedding march. I don't know if you knew that. So on we go.
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It's that or dueling Banjos, Doug. One of those. One of those. Anyway, that's a good one.
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I actually got Doug Burns to laugh on the air. My goodness. How often does that happen? How often does that happen?
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B
Doug Burns are laughing on the radio, I swear.
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A
Let's talk about. Let's talk about Jack Smith being subpoenaed for a deposition with the White House Judiciary. What's going on with Jack Smith? There's a couple things happening. I had heard the last week Chuck Boberg put a gag order saying Jack Smith could spy on senators without the senators knowing. What's going on with that? That scandal? What have you heard and what are your thoughts?
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B
Well, it's interesting the way it played out, because originally his lawyers wanted to do the thing publicly for good reason, because the public hearings, as your audience well knows, are just a spectacle of two minute, you know, intense political speeches, and nobody answers a damn question. So they came back, the committee came back, said, no, we want to do it as a deposition, which delves into a lot more, you know, like a typical deposition where the lawyers can really ask hard questions, et cetera, et cetera. They couldn't agree to that, so they issued a subpoena, and now he is required to go in on their terms for a deposition, and we'll see how it plays out, basically. And then you have that Judge Boasberg, you know, up to all of his antics and everything else. But you're right. I mean, he had apparently ruled that you can go for records of a United States senator and not inform the person. That's ridiculous. You know, as a veteran of real crime, not fake political crime. You know, obviously, when we're subpoenaing records as federal prosecutors of, you know, violent criminals, drug dealers, etc. Yeah, we ask for an order that they not be notified, but that should not ever be applied in this political context.
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A
What about what's going on with the Comey case and the Letitia James case? Both of them dismissed with prejudice. Right. Or was it without.
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B
No, it was without prejudice.
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A
Without prejudice. Okay. Okay. Okay.
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B
Yeah. Which is key, Rob, because what that means in simple English is that it can be brought again. Quick seminar, very important. And that is that a no true bill, which is a decision by a grand jury not to indict is not double jeopardy.
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A
Okay?
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B
The government can go back and try again. In the James case, shockingly, really shockingly, they returned the no true Bill on the retry. So it's not clear what will happen. Whether they'll go back for a third time or not.
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A
We'll see.
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B
And then on Comey again, everybody was confused by the statute of limitations. I mean, I saw an analyst today will remain nameless on the air saying there's a serious problem with the time. No, there isn't. There's a statute that says that they have six months on Comey, so we'll see what happens.
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A
All right. The pipe bomb suspect, Brian Cole, Woodbridge, Virginia, was not known to the. To the FBI. Beth. FBI, apparently, although some are saying known since 2021. He seems to be a pretty simple fellow, possibly on the spectrum. I like to say they've arrested Lenny from Of Mice and Men, an autistic recluse and a computer nerd. Meanwhile, they were able to put away 1500 people who just stepped a foot on the. On the grounds of the Capitol on January 6th. Do you believe any of this from the FBI that they couldn't find him, or do you believe that they knew exactly what was going on on, and they would have preferred going after Trump supporters?
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B
I think it's a very, very, very disgraceful situation. And what's 10 times more disgraceful is that we're really not allowed, in a sense, to come out and say the truth, which appears to be that. And I'll say this very vaguely and diplomatically, but you and your audience will know exactly what I'm saying. Since this individual didn't fit the narrative that we're drawing, which is that white supremacy is 99 to 100% of everything in this case, they appear to have simply overlooked the case, and that's a total disgrace. If that person had been Caucasian, he would have been arrested so fast, her head would be spinning.
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A
Now, wait a minute. Jake Tapper said he was a white guy.
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B
Well, yeah, I was gonna make that joke, but I figured I used up all my jokes for the day. But Tapper comes right on, and he goes, the suspect, this white man. And it's very interesting. Open question whether he did that on purpose, which I suggest he might have.
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A
Oh, my gosh. Well, he also dreams of a black Christmas, so he's a little confused. I have no idea. I love that.
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B
Speaking of which, am I allowed to say merry Christmas? I'm not sure this week.
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A
Oh, dear God in heaven, of course you are. You can say, happy Hanukkah. Yes, go right ahead, brother, because the President does. Did you hear what the President had to say? I'll Play this. I'll play this before we go. This is nice. They said we're going to bring back Christmas. Remember? They wanted to. The radical left want to get word of the. They wanted to get rid of the word Christmas.
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B
I said, I don't think that's going to work out.
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A
And we did it. And now everybody's saying, merry Christmas again. There you go. We didn't even need permission. And honestly, when somebody tells me in a store, Doug, happy holidays. I say, no, no, no, no, no, no. Merry Christmas.
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B
That I heard that clip. I only have one thing to say to you, Robert. Merry Christmas.
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A
You too, brother. Back at you. If I don't talk to you before I go on vacation next Friday, God bless you and yours. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and I'm looking forward to 20, 20, 26.
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B
Thank you, sir. Take care.
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A
All right. God bless. Let's take a break and come back. This, my friends, is the Rob Carson Show.
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Do we have any individuals from Somalia in the group?
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B
Please raise your hand. That's for Minnesota.
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A
You know, that's called the great big.
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B
Minnesota scam with one of the dumbest governors ever in history.
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A
President last night, this Elon Omar, whatever the hell her name is, with a.
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B
Little shoe, the little turban.
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A
I love her.
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B
She comes in, does nothing but always complain.
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A
She said the B word there. He said the B word. Sorry. Everybody freak out. She comes from a country where, I.
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B
Mean, it's considered about the worst country in the world. They have no military. They have no nothing. They have no parliament. They don't know what the hell the word parliament means. They have nothing. They have no political police. They police themselves. They kill each other all the time.
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A
Yeah, they do.
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B
I love.
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A
And she comes to our country and she's always complaining about the constitution allows me to do this. You don't know anything.
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B
The concert, we ought to get her to hell out. She married her brother in order to get in, right? She married her brother.
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A
Oh, I love the fact that he's given her a little what for her because she's been such a. Just an awful human being, you know, And I'm really tired of people coming into the country and hating the country, you know, Michelle Obama, I'm not saying she was imported or anything, but, you know, she, you know, I wasn't proud of my country until my soy boy husband who rides a bike like a girl sidesaddle was running for office. You know, honestly, just shut up. Too many people have died to make sure that you had a cushy life and Never did anything in your life. You just got rich, got out of college, got on a hospital board, made $300,000. A lot of people don't make $300,000 before they die.
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So, you know, Christmas is back. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. And America's back. And there's no shame in being American. We're proud to be American. If you want to come here, you better be proud to be an American. Otherwise. Gtfo.
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Here's Jim Gassing.
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B
Have a Halisa Molly Christmas. Millions you can can steal. They stole a ton.
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A
Nothing was done.
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B
Hey, Tim Walls.
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A
What's the deal? Jail. Have a holly Somali Christmas. And in case you didn't, favorite president is American tax dollars.
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B
My golly.
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A
Have a holly Somali Christmas.
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B
This year.
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A
They don't even celebrate Christmas in Omar.
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B
She's in on the theft.
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A
Ho, ho, ho.
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B
It's another reason.
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You can't trust the left.
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A
Not talking about the squad. Have a holly Somali Christmas. What?
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B
Tim Walls let it take place.
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A
You can't say that. Oh, by golly. Tampa. Tim will never, ever sa.
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Donald Trump was talking about Marjorie Taylor Greene. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a massive disappointment.
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She found out from Donald Trump she wasn't gonna be able to win a Senate seat because she's not popular where she's from, and she decided to just go bananas. She's on CNN and the View auditioning. Here's what Donald Trump had to say about her yesterday. People with low IQs like Marjorie Taylor Greene. She's a low IQ person, when she spoke, says it's too. But she was a loyal person until I wasn't able to answer her phone.
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B
Calls because I'm just too busy to.
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A
Answer people's phone calls. You can't call me three times a day. And it's just, you know, not appropriate when I have, you know, over 200 congressmen, 53 senators, 212 countries, you know.
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B
All of these people are calling, and.
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A
A family, actually, the family suffers. It's harder for me to call back the family, but. But when you think of what I've done, he says that she was calling her like, three. Calling him like, three times a day. Like, you know, crazy ex girlfriend kind of. Kind of stuff, like bunny boiling time, you know, kind of that.
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And then, of course, she was on CNN saying, Donald Trump is terrible and all that. She's. She's done. She's like a Thanksgiving turkey. She is done. That's gonna do it for the show. I thought it was a pretty darn good one. If you want to check out the podcast, please do go to your usual podcast platforms. Look up for all Carson show, subscribe and share it with others, will ya? All right. God bless you. America's founder Donald Trump is making the country greater than ever. And until tomorrow, which is Thursday, do not catch this stupid Merry Christmas. I love you guys.
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