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They have accused the President, President Trump of everything except abandoning his children to wolves. They repeatedly, they daily call him a racist and a Nazi. The Democrats are angry. They're angry for two reasons. They're angry because President Trump won the election. The American people spoke. My Democratic colleagues need to just drink a big old glass of get over it and let's move on.
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Amen. Hey, let's listen to some Christmas music, shall we? About the drug boats.
From Jim Gas winning. He is thinning out the drug dealing trade in the air. Bombs are dropping on drug boats.
Venezuelans, they are failing. It's raining now to get fentanyl through. And in most every ocean you'll hear.
What will you hear? Exploding boats. Exploding boats. Exploding boats. Exploding boats. Taking out all their drug shipments. All the Democrats boyfriends. Maduro sad.
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Bombing boats. Say hello to my little friend. They're drug boats.
More will be blown up today. Come on. There's nothing you can do about it. It sucks to be you Democrats. And you realize that it's absolutely awesome and you can't do anything about it because you guys are a bunch of meow meows. I mean honestly, a bunch of little meow meows. And Donald Trump is a president who has cajones coming in, just kicking butt and taking names and kicking butt so badly that you have to take the opposite tack on everything because you have to do anything you can to create a vacuum of good news. And it's not gonna work. It's not gonna work because Americans love it when narco drug boats get bleep up. Yeah. And if there's any stragglers in the water, you take them out too because you know they could get back on another boat and do the same damn thing all over again. So there you go. It was funny. I put up this little meme today with Donald Trump dressed as a music magician, says for my next trick I'll make Democrats support the drug cartels. That's how the Democrats are. Oh my God, you guys are so. You will take any tack whatsoever as long as it's the opposite of Donald Trump. And, and what's really amazing is many of your followers are like okay, cool, we love the drug boat people. We the fact that they killed lots of hundreds of thousands of Americans. We don't even care. But you know what? You are just spiraling death spiral into hell. Death spiral into hell. The next thing now is you're going to defend Donald Trump. Just trying to help those poor people who have no economic opportunity but they have to go out and they have to deliver bales of cocaine and they have to go out and make a living, you know, sending fence and ill to the country. And I know it's killed hundreds of thousands of Americans but look what Donald Trump's doing to those poor narco terrorists. There's no such thing as narco terrorists. Oh my God. And antifa doesn't exist. But Q Q Anon does. I mean honestly, you people, you people are just insane. You're out of your friggin minds. And I love the fact that you just. That you're out of your friggin minds. There you go. How was your weekend? Mine was pretty challenging and interesting and weird. Had I had a very nice weekend in some ways. Had a very terrible weekend in some ways. Went down to the wharf in Washington D.C. in the morning on Saturday and I met a bunch of National Guardsmen from, from West Vir and shook their heads and everything. I mean I bet I met probably a couple dozen National Guards troops in Washington D.C. on Saturday. And then I joined this singles group, which. Oh, my God, you're kidding me. Wow. I can't believe I spent the money on this group. I thought, okay, they sound like they like to have fun, and then the screening process, they got to go through a zoom call to get approved and all of this. And I thought, oh, my God, they're going to be cool people there who are just like me, and they're very ambitious and positive and outgoing and all of this. And, oh, God, I'm going to meet great people, going to go rock climbing and stuff. Oh, my God. And then we go down to the first event, the biggest event here on this boat show, this Christmas boat parade on the Potomac, and I'm going down there to meet some of these great people in this group. Hell, I might even find the love of my life down there. I don't even know. I'm not really looking. I'm thinking, oh, my God, you know what? I got crazy cat ladies who are overweight and have no social skills whatsoever, and a guy who's a high school teacher with rotten teeth, and I think is on the spectrum somewhere. And I'm like, oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm not this desperate for friendship. And so I did the equivalent of, you know, when you go on a date and you sneak out the bathroom window? You know, maybe you've done that. Maybe some women have done that to me. Maybe a few times I did that. I did that. They were all, hey, here's whoever, and here's whoever, and here's whoever. And I said, okay, great, let's go look at the boats. And I let them go ahead of me, and I took the hell off. I was like, no, not gonna happen. So I would just rather be myself. And then I took the Uber in to Washington, D.C. because I knew parking would be incredibly bad. And by the way, it was a glorious, fun event. There were a half a million people down there. What they've done, the wharf in D.C. is remarkable. They've got a theater there, and Jim Gaffigan's playing there and other artists. Ray, this new. This artist who I've discovered in the last couple months, she's going to be there. And then down there, you got the wharf, where you can buy seafood. I had some Maryland crab soup on Saturday morning for breakfast. Yeah, I know. That's how I eat.
Then walked down there and I just, for bleeps and giggles, looked at a houseboat. Just, I was going to buy the houseboat, but I thought, you know, maybe in a Year, when I move out of my apartment, I might live on a houseboat on the Potomac river, because you can buy one for, you know, $100,000, and then you buy the live aboard rights, and you're living in a house for, like, a thousand bucks a month in your houseboat. And I thought, oh, you know, maybe I could consider that. But, you know, I didn't do that. And then I get home and I'm like, after having a nice evening, after I ditch the people from the singles, I come home and I wake up on Sunday morning, and I go to look for my wallet, and my wallet's gone. Oh, my God, my wallet's gone. So I had to. I looked at my wallet, and I discovered on my bank account that somebody had charged something at a 711 in Texas. And I'm like, well, hell, somebody stole my. So I canceled all my credit cards. Canceled all my credit cards. Had to print off my proof of insurance. Had to print off my all street roadside assistance thingy. Had to do all sorts of stuff and all these whatever to get this stuff. And then I got a call from Uber. Hey, we found your wallet. It was under the front seat of the car.
How was your weekend?
Oh, man, it was. But it was. You know, I did get to see a lot of people, meet a lot of people when I was down on the riverfront. It's interesting because there was this woman, a woman of color. And a lot of times people have been divided by race because of, you know, Barack Obama. And, you know, I'm white. Privileged, because I'm white. You know, whatever. And so there's a woman walking along here, and she kind, I guess. I walked in front of her, and she gave me a lot of tude. And she said something about me being a white boy.
About a white boy. And she's, like, in her 20s. And I turned around and I said, oh, well, you got a little toot, don't you? And I don't know what the hell it was. Then this other guy overheard me. He's a person of color. And he said, I hear what you said. I think you're. Whatever, whatever. And I said, you don't know anything about me. You don't draw any conclusions about me. And then I ended up saying, you know, merry Christmas, bye, whatever. I got time for attitude. Attitude. But by and large, the experience was profoundly positive. I sang Christmas carols with people. You know, I shook hands. I gave people, I don't know, hugs. It was a blast because I'm full of the Christmas spirit. Baby, and there's nothing you're going to be able to do about it. And I watched George C. Scott's Christmas Carol Friday night in my apartment by myself. And you know what? It was fine. I enjoyed it, actually. It was wonderful. It was wonderful. So we got a lot of stuff. Oh my God. We got some stuff today.
Elon Omar. Do you know that Elon OMAR, she's worth $30 million all of a sudden. Did you know that Ilhan OMAR is worth $30 million? It's weird. It's weird because she said that's all her husband has been making the money from. Her husband's could be brother, I'm not sure. Two businesses in Santa Rosa, California. And it's weird because all of a sudden they're worth a whole hell of a lot of money. Omar valued the winery they own, I guess between 1 and 5 million dollars. In her latest disclosure. By comparison, it was only worth $15,000. In her previous financial. She's selling the hell out of some wine. And she. My God. Then, then her husband's Rose Lake Capital. The assets now are valued between 5 and $25 million. And it's kind of weird because in 2024.
Between fifteen and fifty thousand dollars. Isn't that weird how that happens that she had these from 5 to $25 million, it was only worth, you know, he said the company had less than $1,000 in assets the previous year. And all of a sudden it's worth $25 million. Right in time for a whole lot of Somali fraud to happen in her district and her to actually have a big campaign, you know, victory party at one of the grifters restaurant where they said they were serving thousands of meal to starving kids. And he just stole $14 million. It's weird, right?
No, she's freaking knee deep in it and they need to, they need to investigate her, arraign her, put her on trial and boot her ass the hell out of the country. And I hate to tell you this, you know, the more I learn about Somalia, the more I know that it's the meth lab trailer park of the world. And you can say that, you can say that. You know, a lot of the times they say when you're ugly Americans, you're from American ugly Americans. Well, you know what? A good share of the Somali people kind of suck. They go out, they send them out to countries they know that are very giving with their social welfare programs like Sweden and Norway and the United States, and they send them to where the Norwegians live in Minneapolis and in Minnesota, and they take them to the tune of billions of dollars and they send a good share of the money back to Somalia, which is a, an armpit. I mean, worse than an armpit. It's a butt crack. It's worse. It's a, it's a butt pit. It's, it's so terrible. And that's just the way it is. And I'm not going to be torn down for feeling that way because I'm right. Are there good Somalians? Oh, hell yeah. But there's enough of them that are really crooked that we got to start booting them out of the country. There you go. There you go. So we've got a lot of audio coming up on that. Stephen Miller goes off. Elon Omar, of course, was on not getting any pushback on, on the Sunday talks. We've got that. We've got the drug boats. We've got Rosie o' Donnell is just bad guano crazy, among other things. Colonel Tony Schaefer. So buckle in, kids. Get ready for another two hours and about 40 minutes of fun. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.
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Yeah, well, I got my wallet back. I, I have to wait for my credit cards to be replaced. Yeah, yeah, there you go. So I got, I lost my wallet briefly, and then a charge showed up, so I canceled my credit cards and then I got my wallet back this weekend.
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Wow.
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What a weekend. So why do so many Somalians move to the coldest state in America?
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Look, based on the Ruckers that we already have, and this is a significant undercount, by the way, 75% of the Somali population in Minnesota is on welfare.
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That's likely a significant undercount.
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Wow.
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Just how much of a financial burden the Somali refugee population is imposing. Well, let me.
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That is pretty amazing. You better not say anything about the Somali population because you'll be racist and Trump is a Nazi.
Minnesota Medicaid launched several programs during COVID including housing Stabilization services, which help disabled homeless individuals, and early, intense, intensive developmental and behavioral intervention, which reimbursed therapy costs for families with autistic kids. The housing program was supposed to cost $2.6 million. Last year, it paid out $100 million. Remember when I told you about how the Democrats, they always, you know, they always say they're going to fix stuff and they said they would demand more money and nothing ever gets fixed. Now we know why.
Wow. You suckers. $100 million. The autism program, $3 million in 2018, just only seven years ago, ballooned to $400 million in 2023. The scammers used stolen taxpayer cars, purchase over overseas real estate and offer kickbacks to parents who enroll their kids at fake autism treatment centers. Some of it may have been even made its way to the Somalian terror gross terrorist group Al Shabaab. Unbelievable. Here's a little bit more from the great, the great Stephen Miller.
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Based on what we have found so far, we believe that the Somali fraud operation in Minnesota, by the way, this.
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Is happening in Democrat states. Every single Democrat states. Unbelievable. Just, just. The snap benefit frauds are uncanny. And the Democrat states are trying to keep all the information away from the feds. And, and Brooke Rollins, the secretary of Advertising Advertising Agriculture says, are you going to have to give us the information or you're not getting your benefits anymore?
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Is the single greatest.
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They're doing the same thing with the voter rolls. You see, because the Democrat party relies on illegals and dead people, theft of.
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Taxpayer dollars through welfare fraud. In American history, we believe that we have only scratched the very top of the surface.
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And every Democrat, including Tim woods and ag, Keith Ellison and Il on Omar were either on the dole or completely aware, duh.
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Of how deep this goes. And you're familiar with all the scams with pretending that children have autism who are not in fact autistic.
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And that also involves Somali parents who went along with the scam claiming their kids had autism. Okay, so it wasn't just the people.
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Who directed the thing with pretending to enroll people in food programs when in fact nobody was ever enrolled and engaging in massive fraud, lying and theft and grift on a scale we've never seen before in American history. The total bill, the total tab for this is going to be far beyond the numbers 8 billion already seen just Minnesota reported. We believe the state government is fully complicit in this scheme. And we believe that what we are going to uncover is going to shock the American people.
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Yeah, and Tim Woltz is not going to continue as the governor. He will not be reelected. And hopefully that he is arraigned. Hopefully he is put on trial along with Keith Ellison, along with all the people who allowed this to happen. They knew it was happening. But they rely on those Somali votes. Those Somali votes. It is such a cabal. An awful community in Minneapolis. They vote hard. This has already been proven.
O', Keefe, James O'. Keefe. He uncovered in 2020 harvesting votes. The Somalis harvesting votes. They live in their little enclave, these high rise slums, that they live there. And look what they've done. And the reason why they went to Minnesota is because there are so many suckers who live there who are members of the Democrat Farmers and Laborers Party. That's what they call it, the dfl. It's the Hammer and sickle party. And generally, no, always commun Communism ends up being massively corrupt with the people at the highest levels of government getting rich while the people get poor.
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This, this scandal is going to rock the core of Minnesota politics and American politics. We are going to be able to show through, whether it be willful blindness, whether it be deliberately turning the other way or whether it be direct knowledge. We are going to show how Democrat politicians, Democrat bureaucracies, Democrat political systems and the Somali refugee population ripped off the American people, stole countless taxpayer dollars and engage Europe.
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Scams that boggle the mind. Scams that we can scarcely even conceive of or imagine in their brazenness. Yeah, this truly underscores the extent to which the Democrat party has used migration as a weapon against the American people to gain political power at the expense.
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This is why they didn't care about all the children being trapped across the border and all the hundreds of thousands of people who died of fentanyl poisoning.
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Expensive American citizens stealing their money, stealing their votes, stealing their sovereignty. This is going to be case in point for the argument that President Trump has made about why we must stop mass third world migration into this country.
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Yeah, 100%. But you know what that means because he said that. You know what it means. It means that Stephen Miller is obviously a Nazi. Here's Ilhan Omar, the woman who actually introduced the legislation to get $250 million which was pilfered in her district by her voters.
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I want to ask you about something else that the architect of the president's immigration policy. Let's go to her answer to assimilate and ruining America. How do you understand this? I mean, when I think about Stephen Miller and his white supremacy rhetoric.
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See a white supremacist.
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Yes. It reminds me of the way the Nazis described.
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Oh, there we go. We go to the Nazis. Jewish people in like you care about the Jewish people. You deny the Holocaust and you'd like another one, Germany.
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And you know, as we know, there have been many immigrants who have tried to come to the United States who've turned back. You know, one of them being Jewish immigrants We know the way that people were described who were coming from Ireland, Irish immigrants. We know the way in which people were described back then when they were Italian immigrants.
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You need to go buy the hell by back to Somalia. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. We are just now beginning to understand how ungodly corrupt the Democrat party is. And it doesn't end in Minnesota. It's in every Democrat run state in the union. Stick a break and come back. This is the Rock Carson show.
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Ilhan Omar found the blueprint priori. She's clearly been in this for personal gain. She's made tens of millions of dollars since she's entered Congress. And what do you know, we find that her friends are getting rich in the process too. But like I said, this is intentional. It's by design. Ilhan Omar was the individual in Congress who introduced this legislation that ultimately led to feeding our future being able to defraud $250 million. And you gotta laugh because just the other day she's complaining. Well, it's because we don't have guardrails in place and that's why these third parties were able to go steal from taxpayers. Well, Ilhan, you were in charge of setting up the guardrails.
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Yeah. And they didn't bother checking on it at all. It's like they set it up just to steal. And they did. I'm not afraid to say it. I'm not afraid to say it. Her husband's Rose Lake Capital's assets were valued between 5 and $25 million by the end of 2024. The previous year, it was only worth a thousand bucks. It's kind of like Stacey Abrams when she got $2 billion from Joe Biden. Somebody. The auto pin gave her $2 billion. She had $150 in the check that put electric stoves in trailers in Georgia. This is the Democrat Party. This is your Democrat Party. Now we know why they've done all of this nonsense to us, and people have got to go to jail, you know? And I'm sick and damn tired of people telling me, well, nobody's going to pay for it. Nobody's going to be going to jail. Bull crap. It's time to start putting people in jail. It's time to start putting people in jail. I'm all about overwhelming the left with joy and patriotism, but I'm also about kicking their butt. Seriously. This is Senator John Kennedy, and its leader was.
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Was a woman by the name of Asha Farban Hassan.
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Now, this is the. There are several different charities there. There's one for housing. There's one for autistic children. Somalian parents lied about their children being autistic. And for up to $1500 a child. The scam started small, only asking for $3 million. Then in 2019, it went up, and then it really blew up. She.
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She was also in, by the way, on. On the feeding of the children.
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Scam as well. And as best we can tell, they approach parents only in the Somali community.
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Well, they only approach Somalians. That's weird, you Nazi. Why would you say that? Oh, because it's true.
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Once again, they couldn't find enough autistic children, so they bribed the many parents in the community, gave them money, money to. To certify that their children were autistic. In the first year, they only. They were clever. They only asked for $3 million. The second year, in 2019, they asked for $54 million. Then in 2020, they went up to $77 million. And then in 2021, they really got greedy. They went to $183 million. And in 22, 280, $80 million. And in 2023, $400 million.
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That is just amazing. And nobody saw it. Keith Ellison, the Attorney General of Minnesota, didn't see it now. You can either believe they're the most incompetent human beings alive or they're in on the damn grift. Of course, the second, the latter is true.
From Wall street apes immigrants from Somalia overwhelmingly relying on government welfare. 73% of Somali immigrates in Norway are on the government dole. Sweden, 64% Denmark, 69%. Man, they go after these Norwegians, don't they? They do. Those suckers coming from those Nordic countries, they're so generous with other people's money in America. Are you ready? You better sit down for this because Stephen Miller had mentioned this earlier. 88% of Somalians reply on a rely on a welfare program. This is, according to the President of the United States, 88% of Somalians on the public bill.
And you're a Nazi for wanting to go after the 50% of them who lied to get in the country. And Donald Trump is. It's Hitler's Germany for going after the fraud and wanting some of them kicked out of the damn country. So clearly he's a Nazi. Here is John Kennedy. Just, just wondering how you could let couple billion dollars, maybe $8 billion just from Minnesota just disappear into the ether.
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Hello. How could this happen? Why didn't the people in the Department of Social Services and the welfare department in state government when they saw these claims arising, why didn't they say something? Didn't they go out and check these businesses that were supposedly sites to feed homeless children? Didn't they go, go talk to some of the children and their parents to see if some of the children really were autistic? Didn't the state authorities go out and say, can you show us one of the homes that you're providing to the homeless people, after all, were spending a billion dollars. They didn't.
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No, they didn't bother checking at all because they were in on it.
Somalia immigrants in Minnesota used a random name generator to create fake names of children to get paid. Somali would create the nonprofits, go register with the secretaries of state's office, create a nonprofit, then file in the joint food program. The day after that, they were able to claim that they were feeding 5,000 children. Today, the children didn't exist. They did not exist. They used a random name generator. You got a bunch of these white Karens now going into Somalia businesses to say, we stand behind the Somali people in Minnesota. We stand behind. And they go to the restaurant, restaurant. And it's interesting because they pay for the food and they never get it. And the guy at the counter goes, well, no, we paid you, we fed you, we fed you. And you're like, I didn't get any food. I paid the money. But, well, that's the Somali way. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Here is Harris Faulkner talking about how that this isn't ending at just the Somali fraudsters. This is the Democrat Party.
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Now investigators are tracking the web of fraud to other Minnesota Democrats, such as Congresswoman Ilhan Omar. Many of the suspects linked to the scheme live in her district, including a restaurant owner who hosted events for her. He has since been convicted of stealing $12 million in Covid funds.
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That's pretty brazen, right? I mean, to do something like that because you're a Democrat and you know you're not going to get covered in. In the state of Minnesota by NPR or WCCO radio and tv. I auditioned up there a few years ago and they shredded me. They said I was right wing, you know, whatever the hell. I don't even know what they called me. But the same paper who said in the 90s, yes, Virginia conservatives can be funny, said I was a Nazi when I auditioned there.
I'm so glad I didn't get that damn job. But Keith Ellison, the AG of the state of Minnesota, who should have known this was going on, either he's completely corrupt or he's clueless. As I say, he's corrupt. He says, don't make this political, even though it's political. Well, let me just say this.
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We all want to protect the public dollar.
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We want to prosecute people who engage. No, you don't, because you would have been doing it the last seven years. And fraud, we are up for that, but we can't do it on a partisan basis. We got to do it together. Yeah, because Democrats did it. You, you. I can't use that word. We can't use incidents like this to.
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Score a political point.
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We got to come in as a state and say, you will not steal money intended for poor people and prosecute them. That's what. That's how we protect the resources of the state of Minnesota. Called doing the old cya. Because you see, he's been charged up there for a while, and there's no way you could not know this was going on. When you look at the amount of money involved, the $8 billion, and you look at how one charity went from, you know, 2.6 million to 400 million in four years for autism, and you didn't do anything about it. The Democrat Party, they are thick as thieves. As thick as thieves. And it is worse than you could ever imagine. Here is. Oh, this is Marge Brennan talking with Elhan Omar, one of the most corrupt people to ever, ever be in Congress, who hates America, who married her brother to get into the country, who shreds America all the time, does not like Jewish people. She's a complete anti Semite too. And here she is saying that, you know, you know, the people who are really suffering during this, this massive theft was Somalians.
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Of the 87 people charged, all but eight are of Somali descent. And that has added to the spotlight being put.
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Yeah, because it's almost all Somalians.
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Specifically on your community.
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Yeah.
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Why do you think this fraud was allowed to get so widespread? Well, I want to say, how about.
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Ask, were you involved in it? You, you got the $250 million into your district and you actually held a fundraiser or a victory party at one of the restaurants that stole $14 million. And your constituents are doing this. So are you involved? How about that, Marge?
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You know, this also has an impact on Somalis because we are also taxpayers in Minnesota. We also could have benefited from the program.
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You did, you did. And you didn't even have autistic kids. And you weren't even like homeless and disabled.
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And the money that was stolen. And so it's been really frustrating for people.
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Oh, go get them cash. Go get them cash. And Dan, give them the colonoscopy that they've needed for a very long time. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.
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Listen, these are people that do nothing but complain.
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They complain, and from where they came from, they got nothing.
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We don't want them in our country.
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Let them go back to where they.
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Came from and fix it.
Thank you very much.
That knocking is vehement agreement from his cabinet members there. I just wonder what the reaction is in your district to have that from the highest office in the land. It's disgusting. It's completely disgusting.
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No, no, not half as disgusting as the fact that 80% of the Somali community is on some sort of welfare. And hundreds and hundreds of parents and family members were involved in the fraud as well as politicians. And Ilhan Omar, that woman, she got $250 million pushed through con to Congress without even checking to see if the money was actually feeding children. Because she was in on it and she's gotten filthy rich on it. And she needs arrested, she needs to be tried, convicted and deported. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. And anybody who took part in this and anybody in Minnesota who is here illegally or surreptitiously needs to be booted the hell out of the country. It's time for the welcome mat to be rolled up. The world has seen. The world's assholes have seen that America is kind and benevolent. And a lot of the times those s holes are filled with scumbags and they send them out like the aliens from Independence Day and they, they feed on a society until they've drained its resources and move on. That's the way it is. It's not xenophobic to say that a good share of the world sucks. That's why so many people want to be here. But you know, it's interesting because Democrats who live here like, like Ilhan Omar say that America sucks. Really? Really. Honestly, so, so done. This is unbelievable. Here is Steve Bannon. Love me some Steve Bannon. I think he lives here in D.C. i want to hang out with him. I'm sure he doesn't want to ha. But anyway, here he is talking about Donald Trump saying enough is enough is enough. And this is one of the reasons why the Democrat Party every other day there's a new scandal about Donald Trump. They're doing everything to take him down because all of this is being exposed. They're incredible graft and corruption which will keep them out of power for decades. They see it, they tried anything to stop him. They tried to put him in jail, they tried to take his fortune, they tried to murder him because they knew this was going to happen situation.
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The Somalians in Minnesota, it's a, it's a money laundering racketeering operation under these progressives like Waltz that just look the other way. Plus in New York City, Mandami, he's a Ugandan Marxist jihadist.
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Okay?
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The Muslims are now in control of New York City. Do you see the pattern recognition? This is going to become the major issue. President Trump the lead story. Daily Mail lead story in the New York Post overnight, President Trump says, I've had it. You saw yesterday at the. Maybe we have time to play later at the cabinet meeting, he hit him with both barrels. I don't want these people coming in the country.
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I'm not going to allow these people.
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To come into the country. Andrew Colvette puts up and very brilliantly saying, hey, President Trump's not just reawakening, but re emphasis on this over the Thanksgiving holidays is one of the reasons that we had a game day blowout by for a MAGA candidate who by the way had spent nine combat tours as a young man coming out of West Point Point where in the Iraq, Afghanistan, the Middle east with the entire Islamic war we're fighting over there.
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Yeah, yeah. And if, by the way, if things suck so badly in America, then why are you here?
Are you tired of this America hating bullcrap? Do you, do you understand why they use things words like white supremacy, Nazi, fascist, all of this? Do you understand? Because they're covering up their own malfeasance and their own absolute, absolute, absolute fraud. We're talking and it's going to be trillions of dollars in Democrat states, in Democrat. And there are probably some Republicans involved, but by and large it's going to be Democrats because they're the ones who wanted the open borders precisely for this. Precisely for this. Duh. George in California. Hello and welcome to the Rob Carson Show. What's on your mind?
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Hello, Rob. Yeah, I think that the van conversion from a welcome wagon to a paddy wagon sounds good to me.
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Me. Yeah. Man, with this done with his nonsense.
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Yeah. And I wanted to say, number one, I want to ask you one question.
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Yeah.
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I'm also going to throw in that I'm also for the double tap. I'm 100 for that.
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100. Yeah.
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Okay. So number one, who's going to get the ball rolling on number one giving Omar a prison sentence and then after she served her prison sentence behind bars, then she, she gets deported. Who's going to get the ball rolling on that?
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Well, obviously the FBI and the DHS are involved. We need to, you know, do everything we can to support the efforts of the FBI and the dhs. And this is why, see, this is why Democrats are protesting ICE in Democrat enclaves. This is why they're trying to keep these people from being deported because their votes and they get all sorts of large. Yes. To live here. You know, you recall in New York City they're putting up illegals in $500 a night hotels. The Roosevelt Hotel because became. Became a youth hostel for, you know, for, for immigrants coming from wherever over the world. Yeah. So you know, the Democrat party has, has betrayed the American people. And, and they know and this is going to result in them being out of power for a very long time.
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But as far as what second question is who's going to seize the copers that the Somalian organization's been stealing? Who's to going gonna, who's going to acquire.
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Well, Scott Besson is the acting, the, the Scott Vesson is the acting director of the irs. So there's a little bit of that going on. It's going to be a multi pronged approach. I gotta run, brother. Thanks for the phone call. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.
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Have a holly Somali Christmas Millions you can steal. They stole a ton.
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Nothing was done.
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Hey, Tim Walls, what's the deal?
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You're racist.
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Have a holly Somali Christmas and in case you didn't hear, Nazi. Oh, by golly, have a holly. So, Molly Christmas this year.
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Yeah, you receive and never give in on Omar.
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She's in on the theft.
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I got a billion dollars this year.
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It's another reason.
You can't trust the left. Have a holly Somali Christmas Tim walls. Let it take place.
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He needs to go to jail, too.
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Oh, by golly, Tampa Tim will never, ever save face.
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Yeah, Tampon Tim. You know, they've been riding by his mansion there, the gubernatorial mansion, to call him the R word, you know, because they're calling him Tampon Tim. I'm gonna call his mansion the Stay Free Maxi Pad because he's staying free and it's a big house. So Tim vaults. Tampon Tim stays at the Stay Free Maxi Pad in Minnesota.
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Episode: The Wallet, the Wharf, and the War on Drug Boats
Date: December 8, 2025
This episode of The Rob Carson Show delivers Rob’s signature blend of political commentary, humor, and personal storytelling, centering on three main themes:
The show spends significant time dissecting the Minnesota fraud scandal—tying it to wider issues of immigration policy, political corruption, and culture wars—while peppering the commentary with Rob’s comedic style, musical parodies, and candid personal anecdotes.
On Bombing Drug Boats:
On Weekend at the Wharf:
On the Minnesota Fraud Scandal:
On Criticizing the Democrats:
Parody Song Moment:
Rob Carson’s tone is irreverent, provocative, and relentlessly partisan, blending sharp political attacks with self-deprecating humor and musical parody. He ridicules political opponents, U.S. institutions, and ideological adversaries—often with hyperbolic or inflammatory language. The show’s pace is brisk, with seamless transitions between personal stories, news topics, satirical bits, and outside audio clips.
For listeners, this episode is a whirlwind tour of Rob Carson’s worldview:
If you missed the episode, expect a robust defense of conservative values, a cynical take on the Democratic establishment, and the kind of acerbic wit Rob’s audience has come to expect, with major focus on the Minnesota charity fraud scandal and its implications for U.S. politics and immigration.