
- The episode argues that Trump’s return is already producing visible results — from a cleaner, safer, more vibrant Washington to tougher border enforcement and stronger election safeguards — while Democrats keep fighting for open borders, weaker voter integrity, and the same policies that hollow out cities and states. - Guest Mary Walter joins for a lighter but pointed detour, riffing on everything from kids in restaurants to hacky sacks and cheap places to live, while the broader conversation keeps circling back to cultural decline, bad governance, and how everyday quality of life reflects political choices.
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Rob Carson
Hold it now.
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Rob Carson
And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. Welcome to the show. Please come inside. Mary Walter at the bottom of the hour. I've got a lot of stories that I have banked for her appearance at the bottom of the hour. So that's coming up. Huge win. Federal judge smashes desperate Democrat lawsuit from the dnc. Schumer and Jeffries clears the way for citizenship checks on mail in ballots.
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Yay.
Rob Carson
Democrats won't be able to steal. Democrats desperate attempt to block Trump's executive order aiming at tightening mail in voting rules and strengthening citizenship verification for federal elections. This happened yesterday. Judge Carl Nichols, a Trump appointed jurist who clearly actually reads the Constitution, slapped down a multi headed monster of lawsuits filed by the Democrat National Committee, Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries and far left activist groups like the naacp, Common Cause and the League of United Latin American Citizens. All of them leftist organizations representing none of the people they are supposed to be representing. Like the national association for the Advancement of Liberal Democrat colored people. There's that. So that's good news. That's good news. Also I want to mention this weekend my TV show is Rob Carson's what in the World and it's on Newsmax. I just, I wanted an apropos of nothing. I wanted to mention that 3 o' clock tomorrow afternoon and Sunday night at 8:30 following Dr. Michael Savage. It's Newsmax only political commentary and comedy show. It's a very smart show. Donald Trump has been watching it for six years and for frequently retrieves it. So newsmaxtv.com or download the Newsmax app. Download the Newsmax app real quick. I wanna, I wanna do a refresh on James Tallarico. Here's his latest. And the Democrats think this guy's going to win. I don't think they're that confident anymore. A couple weeks ago they were pretty cocky, pretty confident that he was gonna, he was gonna win. But it is really hitting the fan. His insanity. Every one of our neighbors with a
Progressive Commentator
uterus became the property of the state. One of our neighbors with the uterus to be able to control their own body. Our neighbors with one of our neighbors with the uterus.
Rob Carson
Now this is all stuff that got killed in 2024 or yeah, 2024. This, all this, all this nonsense was. Was destroyed when Kamala Harris got just destroyed in the election. And, and he's still. He's still spewing it. He's still there.
Progressive Commentator
Before we go further, I want to acknowledge that our trans community needs abortion care too. Defending trans Texans is something we have to do.
Rob Carson
Okay, so he thinks God is non binary. He thinks people who have uteruses are not women. And he also thinks that. He doesn't say that women can get abortions. He says the trans community. This guy is bananas. This guy is absolutely bananas. Nobody in their right mind says these things. And then also as a pastor, he decries Christian nationalism. So I don't even think he is a believer in God, to be quite honest. I really don't. I don't believe he's a pastor at all. I think it's a ruse. I think there's something very wrong about him. There's a new ad. Here is the latest. And there's gonna be many, many more to come. James Talarico sticks out like a giant zit in the middle of your forehead of Texas.
Conservative Commentator
This is Texas. This is not.
Progressive Commentator
There are many more than two biological sexes. In fact, there are six.
Conservative Commentator
This is Texas. This is not.
Progressive Commentator
The American flag is such a complicated symbol for most of us.
Conservative Commentator
This is te.
Rob Carson
He couldn't win in San Francisco.
Conservative Commentator
This is not.
Progressive Commentator
They're gonna call me a radical leftist.
Conservative Commentator
This is Texas.
Mary Walter
This is not something that you love. That's not family or friends.
Rob Carson
I love.
Progressive Commentator
I'm just saying this because it's on my mind. The trans children.
Conservative Commentator
This is Texas. This is not.
Progressive Commentator
Our southern border should be like our front porch. There should be a giant welcome mat out front.
Conservative Commentator
This is Texas. This is.
Progressive Commentator
It is now existential that we try to reduce our meat consumption. I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non meat campaign.
Rob Carson
Now. The problem with veganism isn't necessarily that you choose not to eat any animal products. The problem is the mental illness that comes with it. That's the issue with veganism. Have you ever met a normal vegan? I like to say, and I even have a T shirt that says veganism is an eating disorder. And it is because you're not meant to be a vegan. Humans are meant to be vegans. We're omnivorous. Your dog is too, by the way. I don't know if you know that. Your dog. You think they only eat meat now? They eat grass. You know why they eat grass? Because they like grass. It doesn't mean they have an Upset tummy. They like grass. That's just dogs. My. We had a dog, a little Shih Tzu who's coming to live with me in the summer.
Show Announcer
She.
Rob Carson
She loves broccoli. She loves the heck out of broccoli. You know when you ever get the. The sweet and sour chicken, you know, and. You ever eat the broccoli and the sweet and sour chicken?
Mary Walter
No.
Rob Carson
Hell no, you don't. So you give it to the dog. She loves it. But vegans are generally very unhappy and they associate their food with, you know, their lifestyle, but with politics. And so they're profoundly miserable people and generally really messed up in the head. So I don't think that there is any way he's going to win Texas because honestly, the people of Texas are better than this. This is brand new from Jim Gassett. You'll only hear it on.
Immigration Rights Advocate
The broadcast I want to be aware
Progressive Commentator
of is that modern science obviously recognizes that there are many more than two biological Texas. In fact, there are.
Show Announcer
This nut in Texas says six sixes
Rob Carson
he couldn't get elected in San Francisco
Show Announcer
exists, but somehow he can't name them all. I know Talarito is a psycho. He's gone to lose big in the fall.
Rob Carson
Yeah, he is
Show Announcer
tall. Puerto Rico won't win Texas. Transgender views are simply lunacy.
Rob Carson
He's a beacon.
Show Announcer
No distinction for the sexes. Worst candidate in history. Yeah,
Rob Carson
there you go. Jim Gossett. By the way, there was a guy last night I was, you know, in old Town Alexandria, across the river from Washington, D.C. last night, just out enjoying the evening. There was a young guy there doing singing. Willie Nelson had a little amplifier there and a guitar. He was doing a good job, too. He did a great job. I like that old school country stuff. Border Patrol agents and Texas highway patrol troopers worked together to capture two groups of illegal aliens attempting to escape from authorities and secure entry into the United states. In total, 19 illegal aliens were captured near Eagle Pass, Texas, including six Chinese nationals considered by DHS to be special interest aliens, also known as SIAs. Group of illegal aliens apprehended in Maverick county consisted of seven nationals from five countries. Mexico, Guatemala, India. India. Yeah. Ecuador and Cuba. Border patrol agents apprehended the group on a remote ranch with the help of a Texas Department of Public Safety canine tracking unit. And then there were an influence of nine. I should say Chinese nationals. We're a part of this as well. 12 Chinese national. No, six Chinese nationals, I should say, all dressed in camouflage. You know, in. In China, you'd be charged with spying and you'd be thrown in jail for the rest of your life. I'm just saying that. The influx of Chinese nationals drop significantly since President Trump enacted stiff border control measures, which Joe Biden said he couldn't do, which has seen the reduction of apprehensions from the Communist country. According to the CBP, in 2024, nearly 20 or 40,000 Chinese nationals were apprehended by the Border Patrol after entering the United States along the southwest border. Only 334 Chinese nationals have been apprehended in the first seven months of fiscal year 2026. So they open. They filled a Trojan horse and sent it across our border filled with our enemies. That's why Alejandro Mayorkas and Kamala Harris, the borders are should spend their lives in prison. Unfortunately, they won't because we don't punish our politicians when they break the law. It's kind of weird that way. Cory Booker is. You know, there's just this ICE facility in New Jersey that is coming under fire. It's called Delaney hall. And the Democrat Party is doing everything it can. They really want the people in this facility. They are murderers, they are rapists, they are child molesters because they are illegal. The Democrat Party wants them out in the public. They don't care if they cause mayhem. They don't care if they cause violence, if they kill like they have here in Northern Virginia, across from Washington, D.C. 75% of the murders in Fairfax county this year have been committed by illegal aliens. Illegal aliens. And your Democrat Party wants to have their votes and upset the balance of power and have their census numbers blown up because people are moving out of Democrat districts and they don't care if people die because of it. And so they're saying that this detention facility is an internment camp, which is an insult to anyone who survived the death camps in Germany. It really is. It's like saying that, you know, Dred Scott, Supreme Court. It's an insult to Dred Scott. It's an insult to anyone who is enslaved in this country. It is an absolute insult to all of them.
Immigration Rights Advocate
We have a situation going on in Newark and again around the country where we have what amounts to internment camps of people who are ripped away from their American families, American children, American grandchildren even, who have done nothing wrong, who
Rob Carson
are trying to move into the country illegally, which is a crime, which no matter how long you live in Mexico, if they find out you are illegal, you would be removed by with our
Immigration Rights Advocate
immigration rules to try to navigate the complicated processes, showing up for immigration hearings make them better. They were torn away from their families, from our neighborhoods.
Rob Carson
Yeah, everything you just said is an absolute lie. Here is Congressman Jeff Van Drew with the truth about Delaney Hall.
Congressman Jeff Van Drew
Despite the severity of their crimes and illegal status in our country, those being detained at Delaney hall are treated with dignity and are housed in a facility that exceeds the standards of many of our.
Rob Carson
Anybody here been in a Mexican prison? Anybody? I haven't, but I can't imagine it's very pleasant if you sneak into Mexico illegally. Generally, if you get a traffic citation in Mexico or, you know, a typical hellhole south of the border, they will. They'll say. You'll ask them what the fine is, and they'll say, how much do you have?
Congressman Jeff Van Drew
US Prisons. It has clean dorms. It has indoor and outdoor recreation areas. It has mental services, mental health services, and medical services. It has phones, webcams, and consular access. And yet, from the moment Delaney hall was reauthorized to operate as a detention facility, it has been under constant, relentless political assault.
Rob Carson
Yeah, it's all of those people who are assaulting the ICE officers need a serious beatdown. They are assaulting our Idaho officers. They are. They are injuring our ICE officers. And it is a damn shame that this is happening. And I hope the federal government does something about it by throwing some of these people in jail for doing this to these hardworking people. They are good and decent people who just happen to work for Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. And the Democrat Party is doing the same dang thing they did to the police in 20. Utterly, utterly ridiculous. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Come on.
Mary Walter
So you preferred your pronouns to be they and them, they, them.
Progressive Commentator
Okay.
Mary Walter
Do you need me to explain how to use that? Nope, because I'm not going to.
Immigration Policy Expert
What we found since President Trump came into office is that the Democrats have set up a system to funnel hundreds of billions and ultimately trillions of dollars to migrants that are in our country, oftentimes from places like Somalia. So, as an example, ICE recently asked a group of illegal immigrants that were in detention whether or not they were receiving Medicaid. Half of them raised their hands and volunteered that they were on Medicaid, just volunteered that these aren't the ones who were hiding it. Right. They also asked illegal aliens how they paid their medical bills. And they said that if they don't have Medicaid, they go to hospitals, they get free care there, and they bill it to the taxpayers. So they aren't paying for any of their own health care in this country. This is one example yeah, yeah.
Rob Carson
We have been just totally screwed by our government for years and years and years. It is just. It is just remarkable. I mean, honestly. And I guess maybe it's a little more personal for me because I've experienced poverty not too long ago. You know, we weren't dirt poor. We lived in a house. We lost our home in Maryland and moved to Kansas. Lived there for 10 years. Lost my job, the dang. You know, had to do food stamps. I never had to do that before. It was dreadful. Really, really dreadful. And I only used it out of desperation. And I debated whether I should even share that information with you. I almost debated whether I should share whether I sold cars because I was embarrassed that I had to sell cars for a living. But I said, you know what? No, it made me who I am. This makes me who I am. And I had to do what I had to do to feed my family. But it really, really bothers me that people would come here to this country, literally talk about it in Sub Saharan Africa, at the camps there, and say, when you get to America, you need to go to Minnesota because you're going to get to be able to get the most free crap, and the American taxpayer are going to get screwed over for it. It really is positively, positively shameful. And I want people to go to jail for it. To be quite honest, I really, really do. I want to mention one other thing on the ICE facility in New Jersey where Democrats are throwing another temper tantrum. It's bought and paid for. They won in the summer of 20. Somebody to be injured or somebody to be killed. There was that idiot congressman the other day. I can't remember his name because he's not worth remembering. And he got some pepper spray in his face. And he tried to play victim, but he ended up looking like a rectum. Here is Jesse Waters talking about that facility, Jessica.
Jesse Waters
They are getting more health care than they've ever gotten in their lives. They get around the clock. Mental health care, dental care, medical care, and they get three squares. Now, this hunger strike, Jessica, because they don't have ethnic food.
Rob Carson
What do we want?
Jesse Waters
Chicken chimichangas, chalupas, pico de mayo de gallo. Does the Jamaican in there for homicide? Does he get jerk chicken? It's not Epcot, Jessica. It's a ICE detention facility. If an American was held on immigration charges in Mexico, would he demand pizza and French fries?
Rob Carson
No, he wouldn't get.
Jesse Waters
He'd get tacos. These people are ridiculous. There's no maggots. That was made up by lawyers who we pay. This is a ruse by immigration lawyers that are paid for by the taxpayer so they can create a drama to bill more. Don't you get it?
Rob Carson
Yeah, 100%. 100%. I mean how are we getting screwed? Let me count the myriad ways we're getting screwed. This is why we need to keep the House and the Senate and then the next two years just put them out of our misery. Just, just shut down all of this nonsense. Put people in jail, deport everybody who is here illegally. Give them an opportun to come back or boot their butts out. Keep it going. And it's gonna take a while cuz they're like 20 to 30 million of them. But it's gonna happen. And you know why it's gonna happen? Cause we asked Donald Trump to do that. We asked him to do that. And then sooner or later these temper tantrums that the Democrat party are throwing are gonna end. And this insanity at ICE facilities needs to end very soon. Maryland Medicaid payments under scrutiny after Audit Imagine that in Maryland, the most corrupt state. I mean honestly, Maryland has been run by Democrat party for decades. It's a hell hole. Baltimore is a hell hole. It used to have a wonderful downtown. The Inner harbor was glorious. All the businesses are shut down there for a number of years. They had kids like in Tijuana, they were squeegers. They would be downtown and then you'd come up to a stop sign or stoplight, they'd run out and start squeegeeing your windshield. And if you didn't give them some money they would kick your car or you know, pull a gun on you. You know, just a wonderful place to be. Number two worst schools in America run by Democr and recent audit of Maryland Department of Health revealed numerous issues related to Medicaid payments including millions of dollars in payments for individuals who were ineligible, incarcerated or dead. Every one of you Maryland see Maryland Democrats are the frogs in the boiling water. They are the frogs in the boiling water. They are in a state that is killing them. Where I used to live in Montgomery county, there was a mall called Lake Forest Mall and I moved there in 2004 and it was starting to dec as a lot of malls. But when it did finally decline and close, that was 12 years ago when I went back to my home where I lived for 12 years in Germantown, Maryland. The mall is still there, covered with graffiti, fences torn down around it. Ms. 13 is now in all of the schools there and it's hell on earth anyway. Medicare programs effective processes identified 9.2 million in payments on behalf of recipients who were incarcerated or deceased at the time of service. The MCPA paid 2.3 million to individuals who are ineligible, blah, blah. I'll bet you there are hundreds of millions of dollars in the state of Maryland that have been stolen, that have been misdirected. I will bet you. And I heard Nick Shirley was in Maryland a few months ago, and I have a funny feeling that heads are going to roll in the state of Maryland. Maryland is an interesting state. There are several candidates running for governor as Republicans in the state of Maryland. Many of them have been bugging me for an endorsement. I don't they want me for an endorsement. I really, you know, I'm like, I'm a talk show host. Who cares? But. But there are some Maryland gubernatorial candidates. I'm not sure that Maryland will flip. They did have a Republican governor. He had a $2 billion surplus. Wes Moore, the Fresh prince of Bel Airhead, turned that into a $5 billion deficit. It but the frogs are in boiling water in Maryland. Democrats have made it suck and they haven't figured it out yet. Let's take a break and come back. The one and only Mary Walter joins us next on the Rob Carson Show. Don't go. Hey, guys, it's Carson for Ghostbed. I am sleeping better than I've ever slept in my entire life. I used to think a mattress was just furniture, but I got a ghostbed. Ghostbed doesn't build mattresses like furniture. They build engineered sleep systems. Their beds are serious health equipment. Beds designed for relief and recovery, not looks. Your body healing while you sleep, not fighting for comfort. I noticed immediately my first night on a ghost bed, I slept for 10 hours. If you're waking up stiff, tossing and turning, sleeping hot, even reaching for a pain reliever before bed, hoping tonight will be different. That's not aging. That's your mattress talking. Here's another thing I love about Ghostbed. You get 101 nights to try it at home. If you don't like the difference, you send it back risk free. Ghostbed is currently having their Memorial Day sale plus an extra 10% off for my audience. Audience go to ghostbed.comcarson and use promo code carson ghostbed.comcarson promo code carson for the sleep of a lifetime. 3, 2, 1.
Show Announcer
But there's something about Mary that they don't know. Mary. There's just something about Mary.
Rob Carson
It is Friday and of course we have our unusual suspects. Mary Walter just happens to be one of them and she joins us on the Newsmax Online. Hello, Mary. How you doing on Friday?
Mary Walter
I'm doing good. Happy Friday. How are you?
Rob Carson
I'm really good, actually. We had a rainy, kind of awful Memorial Day weekend, but it was gorgeous. If you make it down here, girl, I wanna show you around. I know you've been to D.C. and everything, but it is so beautiful. All the fountains are working. The reflecting pool is about ready to reopen out in front of Union Station. The Columbus Circle there. It was covered with graffiti. Graffiti. And had homeless people. And now they. They reopened it yesterday. They're going to put a bunch of money into. You remember. You remember when. When the Union Station was nice here? Do you remember when the restaurants were all working and they had concerts and stuff? You never did?
Mary Walter
No, I was there. No, I was there. No, I don't remember that.
Rob Carson
Yeah, well, it was. It was kind of that way when I moved here in 2004. And then things went really terrible. But you should. When you come. When I come. I'll show you around. I will. It's something else.
Mary Walter
You're going to torture me, aren't you?
Rob Carson
Yes, I am. So you got. You mentioned in a text earlier that what percentage of people would prefer not having children in restaurants?
Mary Walter
75%. Wow. And the parents who answered was also more than, like, the majority. Like a significant majority. Like something over 60% of parents who responded said that. And it's not necessarily. They would want either, like, a special seating area for families or, like, small. Right, exactly. Or a room. Or like, children not allowed after a certain time at night.
Rob Carson
Yeah, yeah. You know, I remember when my son Will was born, and I was very sensitive about taking him out because I didn't want to disturb people. I was like. You know. Because I knew how annoying it was to have children in restaurants back then. And we went out, we were at this restaurant, and he started to fuss, and I said, we gotta leave. And she freaked out at me. I said, we've gotta leave. And I insisted that we leave. As my phone rings for some. Some reason. Anyway.
Mary Walter
Professional. You should turn your phone.
Rob Carson
I know. Yeah, you should, because I'm talking on a microphone here, and everybody can hear it. Dear Lord, I've had a very busy day. I'm helping my son buy a car, and I closed on a house, and I'm no longer a resident. I'm no longer. Yeah, hold. Can you hold?
Mary Walter
Sure.
Rob Carson
So I'm no longer a Kansas resident, so I'm not disciplined. Yeah. Nothing against Kansas, but. No, no. My wife, a couple years, she said, can we make this our forever home. And I went, I am not going to spend forever in Kansas. It's not gonna happen.
Mary Walter
Yeah. Instead you moved. You moved out of Kansas to the bowels of true blue northern Virginia, where you pay four times as much more for everything as you would in Kansas.
Rob Carson
I know, but it's beautiful. You know, I got an E bike and I rode to. To Mount Vernon last weekend, and it was. It was gorgeous. It was gorgeous. So, you know, you got to kind of hold your. And enjoy the beauty and all that. But 75% I just go to restaurants that generally don't have kids. You know, there are places, you know, that they just don't really have kids. You know, I can understand if you're going to Cracker Barrel, you're going to Applebee's or you're going to, you know, whatever. That's where people are gonna bring kids. And that's where it's like, no, But I used to go to places that don't have kids.
Mary Walter
Here's the thing. I got so much blowback on this when I posted this on social media and I made some comments in some groups. I got. I can't believe you hate children. Children are children. They're just behaving like little humans. And I'm sorry that you don't, like. Here's the. All of this. When I was a kid. When I was a kid, and I'm sure you too, Rob.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Mary Walter
Our parents put up with zero crap anywhere. Like none. There. There was none. My parents also. I grew up in a very rural area where the. The nice, nicer restaurants were usually in a house. Like was. It was an old colonial house, something. And, you know, the first floor was the restaurant, right. The kitchen was upstairs, whatever. And so they were usually nicer restaurants. We never saw the inside of those. We went to, like, diners and pizzerias as kids, right? That's where we went. And every now and then we would go to a restaurant that wasn't a super nice restaurant, but God forbid you did anything to make my parents have to leave. And when we were really young, I mean, there was a thing called shame. My mother would just go, brother, the middle child, you know, he reminds you remind me a lot of him. He was always into something. Like something was always going on. He was always getting yelled at because he didn't pay attention. And he was just a thousand miles a minute. And I just remember my mother saying to him, because he fell off a chair. My mother said to me, goes, the whole restaurant's looking at you.
Rob Carson
Oh, yeah.
Mary Walter
And you could see the look on his face. Because the concept of shame is a beautiful thing, but parents do the gentle parenting now, right? There's a child, he's in his fields right now, and I'm like, I'm to trying. Trying to enjoy like a $40 steak here, you know, like where they run around because, you know, he's, he's got a lot of energy.
Rob Carson
We got what fur in the car. You knew when you got. We got the look you were going to get your. You're going to get a smack on the behind in the car is what was going to happen.
Mary Walter
I'm so old. Our parents would put the offender in the car, lock the doors and leave them there and then go back in and eat.
Rob Carson
Oh, those were the good old days when you could leave a kid in the hot car and not have any problems. Dear Lord. Anyway, my mom and dad, you know, my mom and dad, they take us to honky tonks with them like the Crescent Inn in Crescent, Iowa. And we get a tombstone pizza and dad and mom would listen to bad country music. No, great old country music on the jukebox. That's where we'd go. And it was glorious.
Mary Walter
Oh, that's nice.
Rob Carson
My God, it was fun. You know, I'm very. This is really. And I see this like for instance, here in Northern Virginia, down in the public square and whatnot. Gen Z's bringing back the Hacky Sack. And I think this is fantastic because they're putting away the, the video games. I don't see these Gen Z kids walking around on their phones. They're playing Hacky Sack. But Hacky Sack is. Back when you were in college, did you, did you play. You're a girl. But did you play Hacky Sack?
Mary Walter
No.
Rob Carson
You didn't?
Mary Walter
No. It was a boy thing. It was a guy thing. But here's the thing. Gen Z. What I'm loving about the younger part of Gen Z, everything, all this new again. They're into turntables and records. They're kind of almost rebellious selling against the whole technology thing.
Rob Carson
Yes.
Mary Walter
Which I think is really, really cool.
Rob Carson
And you know what else they're getting at flea markets? Cassettes. Cassettes. The Gen X extras made for their boyfriends and girlfriends. Serious. Go ahead.
Mary Walter
So wait, somebody's selling those things?
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Mary Walter
I could clear out a bunch of stuff. But. But what? The only thing different is they think they've invented all this.
Rob Carson
Yeah.
Mary Walter
So. So there is that. Well, I am have the heart to tell them that it's Hacky sack is not a new thing, but you just let them have it.
Rob Carson
Well, you know, and I kind of want to jump in, but I'm afraid if I did try to hacky sack, I would pull some muscle of some type and I would be hobbling myself back to the car.
Mary Walter
Here's the thing. I personally think that this is an excellent idea.
Rob Carson
Oh, me too.
Mary Walter
And you just have to make sure you give your camera to one of the kids to make sure you get a really good stream it live. I mean, it's all about content creation, Rob, and many of us would love to see that.
Rob Carson
Youngsters at Play It Again Sports in Concord, California, been clearing the shelves of these. They're called sand master Hacky sacks, multicolored Buddha bags, and the billy ball, which is apparently one of the names there. I just think it's kind of cool they're going old school. Let's take a break and come back more with Mary Walter on the other side of the break. This is the Rob Carson Show.
Show Announcer
There is no more incredible man on this earth.
Rob Carson
Yeah. I choose my own bumper music. That's a remake of Spencer Davis Group. I'm a man. Yeah. Mary Walter, one of our unusual suspects on the Newsmax hotline with us now.
Mary Walter
Hello, Honey, can I just say one thing regarding our last topic? You know, everything old is new again.
Rob Carson
Yes.
Mary Walter
If these kids really wanted, really wanted to go old school, I say we bring back jarts.
Rob Carson
No, I don't think jarts are a good idea. I'm really lucky I didn't die. I used to throw them straight up in the air and watch them come down. I mean, really stupid crap.
Mary Walter
It's Darwinism, right? It is literally Darwinism. And we have thwarted Darwinism at a lot of turns in this country. And I think we got a lot of problems because of it.
Rob Carson
I did some. Dude, I did some stupid crap. I did some evil Knievel stuff with the bike. I should have been injured or probably been killed at least a half a dozen times growing up.
Mary Walter
And yet, shockingly, you survived. So the bar for survival is pretty low, Rob.
Rob Carson
I suppose.
Mary Walter
Yeah, Right. So I'm thinking, you know, we got a lot of softies running around.
Rob Carson
We used to have dirt clawed fights. You remember dirt clawed fights? Holy hell. And we'd look for the ones that had rocks in them because we knew those that hurt the worst.
Mary Walter
Yep. Yep.
Rob Carson
Oh, my God. 10 cheapest places to live in the United States. Some of them, chances are, I don't know if I'd want to live there. Pittsburgh actually was right up there on the list. Pittsburgh is a lovely city. Have you been to Pittsburgh?
Mary Walter
I have not, but I know someone who grew up in the suburbs of Pittsburgh and loved it.
Rob Carson
Yeah, I went there for Thanksgiving. I good friends who've lived there for a very long time. Average median home price in Pittsburgh, 250k. You know, in Baltimore, you know, I get Zillow. Just, you know, they email me for stuff. Baltimore, you can get a fantastic brownstone for $150,000. It's beautiful. Absolutely. And then across the street there's a burned out brownstone, a car with broken windows, and no grocery stores within five miles. That's the problem. That's the problem with Baltimore.
Mary Walter
No grocery stores. Stores within five miles is not a problem. I mean, I grew up in the middle of nowhere. We had like a 20 minute ride to the grocery store.
Rob Carson
No restaurants, no nothing. No nothing. Decatur, Illinois? No, thank you. That's number $89,000 is the median high price.
Mary Walter
I've never been there.
Rob Carson
Neither have I. Let's see.
Mary Walter
What, how do you know it's ew.
Rob Carson
I lived in Helenois. I mean hell on earth. I mean Illinois. I lived in Springfield. Dear God.
Mary Walter
Awful Simpsons though.
Rob Carson
I swear to God, Enid, Oklahoma is, is third on the list. 143,000 is the average price. Fort Wayne, Indiana is in there. And then rounding out the list is Wichita, Kansas. No way. Ever in, ever, ever, ever. I've been to Wichita. No. Wisconsin's Green Bay there. And then number nine is Omaha. I was born in Omaha, Nebraska. Omaha is actually a lovely town. Have you ever been to Omaha?
Mary Walter
No.
Rob Carson
Well, it's a lovely town. Cedar Rapids, Iowa is the last. Cedar Rapids is pretty nice too though, by the way.
Mary Walter
You should know, you know, I, I don't want to live somewhere where there's tornadoes. You know, living on the east coast, we have hurricanes, we have blizzards. At least I know they're coming. I got time to prepare tornadoes, you know, all of a sudden and all, you know, and the next thing you know you're flying through the air. So I, you know, I was.
Rob Carson
When I moved to Maryland in 2004, there was one summer we had like three or four trainers. They're all F1s. Okay. If you are, if you're from the Midwest, you go around. If there's an F1, you go out and dance around in it. It isn't, it's nothing. You don't even think about it. It's like, it's like a dust devil. You don't Start worrying about when you get up to the three and the four category. And. And our. We. My hometown actually was just hit by a tornado last summer. Got almost completely destroyed, so. I can understand your reticence.
Mary Walter
Yeah, yeah. No, that's not. When I. When I get out of the People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, I'm not. You know, I'm also moving to a state that has, like. No, no, no low property taxes. No. No income tax. You know, all that good stuff.
Rob Carson
You know, I'm thinking when Trump's out of office, I might consider living half the time in Florida and getting a little.
Mary Walter
Just.
Rob Carson
Just a little mobile home down there. I'm not getting a little. Little Airstream trip. Like. I was thinking about living here in Northern Virginia. Living in, you know, right along the Potomac. I think I'm gonna do that.
Mary Walter
Yeah. Well, you know, the good. The good thing about an Airstream is that when you get the hurricane, they're like the first thing to go.
Rob Carson
So they float.
Mary Walter
Do they?
Rob Carson
Yeah,
Mary Walter
as long as the roof's on it, right?
Show Announcer
Yeah.
Mary Walter
So. Yeah. Florida. I have a lot of friends over in Florida. It's too hot.
Congressman Jeff Van Drew
Yeah.
Mary Walter
And it's really hard to get homeowners insurance. And if you can get it, it's really expensive.
Rob Carson
Gotcha. Gotcha. Top AI models show disturbing behavior as they become more advanced. I've got a friend of mine who's in radio. His name's Kipper McGee. And next week he's going to teach me how to do show prep using AI and he says it'll really speed up what I do because I spend 10 hours of show prep every dang day. But an AI research nonprofit model Evaluation and Threat Research center released a study showing that the AI systems on are showing signs of disturbingly deceptive behavior. Has become more advanced, often turned to verboten shortcuts or otherwise subverting their operators instructions. Some were even smart enough to cover their tracks. Open the door, Hal. Hal, open the door. No, Dave. I mean, this is what it is. It disobeys you like a petulant toddler. Mary.
Mary Walter
Yeah? You know how your wife felt.
Rob Carson
Oh, that's perfect. Okay. That's the light of the day. I want to give you that one. That was perfect.
Mary Walter
And.
Rob Carson
And you're spot on. Actually, you. I mean, you actually. I think you just actually nailed our relationship.
Mary Walter
Honestly, I feel like I need to send her a bouquet of flowers because I. I don't know you nearly as well as she did, and I feel like that woman. Or help pay for Some of her therapy or something just because I, I just, I just feel that blur was woman.
Rob Carson
I tell you what, you know what, it, it's interesting cuz she just got a house. She moved back to her hometown, which I'm, I'm very happy for her. Very, very happy for. So I was able to put all that behind me, to be honest.
Mary Walter
Good.
Rob Carson
Yeah. And, and, and, and I've discovered that match.com is a complete and utter waste of money. Waste of money.
Mary Walter
I mean, like I've seen some of you send some of your AI pictures, you know, profile pictures and stuff like that. If you're posting those, you know, you got to be, be careful.
Rob Carson
I think they look pretty good. I'm not going to pay for a headshot right now.
Mary Walter
When that doesn't walk in the door, there's a problem.
Rob Carson
Can I just tell you one other thing? If she has a Russian name, run. If it's Natasha, she's either for your money or she's, she's crazy. Don't mess with the Russian women. I'm just going to tell you that right now. I mean, I'm not offering you advice
Mary Walter
because you're married for the future. When I'm looking for a woman.
Rob Carson
You're not gay. All right, it's time for us to go Mary Walter, tell everybody where they can find your glorious work. Obviously just Google Mary Walter Radio because she'll show up everywhere, including on your toaster.
Mary Walter
But go ahead or you use the duck. Duck go. And go for Mary Walter Radio. So the podcast is live 7:15pm Eastern Time on Tuesdays. You can watch it live and Participate on Rumble, YouTube and get her with for Mary Walter Radio. Audio is available on Apple Podcast, Spotify and Spreaker. And you'll see me on Newsmax TV here, here, there and everywhere.
Rob Carson
Yes. All right, have a great weekend. Okay. We'll talk soon, dear.
Mary Walter
All right, take care. Don't take candy from strangers.
Rob Carson
All right, let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.
Show Announcer
The media and our friends in the Democrat party kept saying we needed new legislation. We must have legislation to secure the border. But it turned out that all we really needed was a new president.
Rob Carson
There you go. There you go. It's true. And no matter what the left says about him or tries to tear him down, I see how what he's doing here just in Washington D.C. it's beautiful. Turning this city into a beautiful, beautiful place. And people are out and they're, they're joining, they're joyful, they're giddy, the fountains are working again. And all it took was just someone to do something. And isn't this kind of a cliche? You see it in movies, you know, dystopian world where the, you know, authoritarians are in charge and it's dirty and filthy and then along comes the hero and he cleans it up and makes life wonderful again. It is cliche, but it's easy because you know, the Democrats like to keep people in misery and poverty with poor schools, dependent on government services, aggrieved, angry, and then all of a sudden they're very desperate. They will promise reparations which they're never going to give you. They're never going to give you reparations. They just say it because when they don't get them, they can blame Republicans for it. It's just the way they do it, guys. It's a really awful way to govern. But it makes them super rich and it makes you super poor and it gives them total control. Total control. Control. Federal government already spends more debt on interest than Medicaid, national defense or all non defense discretionary programs. Yeah. 30 year treasury yield surges past 5.19%. Highest level in 20 years. And you know we're in trouble. We're in trouble. The dollar isn't buying as much as it did. You know this as well as I do. I was at the grocery store. I did find bread for 269. Nice whole wheat bread. Oddly enough at whole foods where I go and buy when they put yellow stickers on stuff, when they do it half price and they got bread for 269, that's the lowest I've seen bread in a long dang time. Usually it's $4 or more for just a loaf of bread. It's terrible. It's terrible. Your dollar's not worth as much if you got dollars in savings. They're not doing anything. You need to consider buying gold. I've been telling you this for a while. Birch Gold is a company I use. I'm going to be. I'm letting it ride, man. I'm letting it ride until I retire. That's going to be about 10 years from now. And so I'm just letting Birchgold handle my gold. Send me a little update on what it's worth today. And there you go. All you got to do to get the ball rolling and learn more about gold is just text my name, Rob, to 989898 Birchgold. We'll send you a free info kit on converting an existing IRA or 401k into a tax sheltered IRA in gold. This $40 trillion debt is not going anywhere, guys. It's only going to get worse. You've got to, got to, got to to invest your money wisely. Gold is a great way to do it. All right, text my name. Rob to 989-898 Again, that's Rob to 989898 and own some gold for birch gold. It's frightening. It really, really is. On the other side of the break, we've got interview with Spencer Pratt. Last night he was talking to Greg Gutfeld. He's looking like he could be the next mayor of Los Angeles. God knows he needs it. Also, Zora my, he has this program, you know, he wants to seize property. There was a Venezuelan dictator who is dead who did this. Exactly what Zoran Mandami is doing, I don't think it's gonna stand up in a court of law. But that is coming up on the other side of the rig as well as the great Christian Toto. Also, colleges are rethinking the SAT and bringing it back because without it, this students suck. Just take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show.
Episode: Trump Cleans Up D.C. While Democrats Keep Selling Decay
Host: Rob Carson (with Mary Walter)
Podcast: Newsmax Podcasts
Date: May 29, 2026
This episode of The Rob Carson Show features Rob Carson’s signature blend of humor, parody, and sharp political commentary. The primary focus is on perceived improvements in Washington, D.C. and federal policies since Donald Trump’s return to office, contrasted with what Carson characterizes as ongoing decay and dysfunction under Democratic leadership. Major discussion points include a court victory for Trump’s election integrity measures, critiques of Democratic policies on immigration and urban management, and lively cultural segments with regular guest Mary Walter.
This episode combines punchy, satirical takes on news and politics with cultural commentary and generational humor. The tone is irreverent and confrontational, frequently painting a stark contrast between Trump-led “renewal” and Democratic “decay”. The addition of Mary Walter keeps the show light with segments on parenting, nostalgia, and dating, while parody sketches and mock ads maintain the comedic edge.
This summary covers all essential arguments, memorable exchanges, and entertainment value, providing useful context for those who missed the broadcast.