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Rob Carson
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Rob Carson
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This is hour number three of the Rob Carson show on a Monday already, the 27th of July. Summer is just flying by. I just found out my daughter's gonna be going back to Kansas City in, like, two weeks. It went very quickly. You know, I've really enjoyed the summer with my. With my kid, you know, and. And my dog, my mom's dog, whom I let my daughter have. And it's been. It's been delightful. There have been times, you know, a little headbutting going on, but overall, pretty darn nice.
Alan Dershowitz
She.
Rob Carson
She convinced me yesterday to go get a pedicure. I've never. I've never had a pedicure before. Now, I'm not, you know, I'm not. I don't know, I like to cook and stuff like that, you know, and so, you know, I'm not necessarily, you know, lumberjack, you know, but, you know, I'm pretty masculine guy. Pretty, pretty masculine guy, like to, you know, still can bench press my own weight and then some and all of that. And she said, let's. You need. She said, you need a pedicure. I said, why the hell do I need a pedicure? He goes, dad, your toes, dad, now, my toes aren't. I'm not. I don't have gnarly troll toes. They're not dreadful. But there are times that I let the nails grow a little bit longer than they should. They're not green. I don't have that toenail fungus. I've seen people with toenail fungus like, what the hell am I? My God. You make mushroom soup out of your feet. That's awful. Terrible. But my toes are not bad. My feet are not that bad. I don't really have A lot of calluses because I don't have to wear chick shoes. Girls shoes are terrible. Girl shoes are awful because they just shred your feet. You get all sorts of weird calluses. My mother used to use a cheese grater on her dang feet. And then these girl shoes are crushing the little toe out of existence. Your. What was your little pinky toe almost doesn't exist anymore with most women. It's kind of weird. It's being crushed out of. You effectively have four toes. Women. And then whatever that thing is on the end there and the. And the nail barely exists anymore. I have a feeling it's going to be gone in a generation. We're going to have four toed women everywhere except for the WNBA and professional ladies golf, but. And softball. Other than that being crushed out of existence. So I go get a. I go get a pedicure. And the thing is. So I'm like, I want her to sit next to me to get the pedicure because I feel foolish sitting here as a man. And I know maybe I shouldn't. Whatever. I just never have had a pedicure before. So I feel kind of foolish, you know. And I go in and guess what she does? You know what she does? She abandons me and goes get a manicure. So she makes me go in and get the pedicure while she goes in the other room and it's a manicure. I'm like, well, you could come in here and give me something to talk to. So little Vietnamese woman, very cute, you know, probably in her twenties. Vietnamese woman proceeds to do my pedicure. And I'll just tell you right now, worth every penny of it. I mean, I mean, what's not to like about a really cute Asian girl massaging your toes and your calves? Thank you very much. And then, you know, doing the little soapy thing and doing the tickly thing and then doing the shreddy thing with the toe, whatever, all the skin flying off. And it was. It was. It was quite enjoyable. It was. And my. And my toes are in. My feet are as soft as a baby's bottom. It was. And I'm gonna. Does it make me less of a man to say that I want to do it again? Does it make me less of a man to say that I want to do it again? I don't think so. And yes, there was a foot massage. Timothy 39 on Rumble Chat. Thank you very much, sport tech. Rob, what color did they paint your tootsies? I did not let them paint my toenails she was giving me the menu. She's giving me the menu. And every one of them says it. Toenail polish at the end. I said. I said, we're not. We're not going to paint my toenails. We're not going to do clear coat. We're not going to do anything. But. And it's funny because I am. Okay. Am I. Is it.
Alan Dershowitz
Is it.
Rob Carson
Is it odd for someone my age to still be ticklish? I could actually tickle myself above my kidneys and my toes, my feet. And I'm like. And I was. She had me. And I'm sitting there just, like, biting my hand, going, you know, trying not to laugh. But it was. It was quite enjoyable. I'm gonna do it again next month, man. What the hell? I'm not married. I live by myself, and I don't have a lot of fun. What the hell? Why not? What the hell?
Donald Trump
Not?
Rob Carson
Oh, so the. The White House correspondence dinner was. Was rescheduled over the weekend, and Donald Trump, you know, did some speaking at it, and he's got a little bit of criticism because he was harsh. He was real harsh at Kaitlan Collins. Well, Kaitlyn Collins is real harsh towards him, by the way.
Scott
And.
Rob Carson
And a lot of the media are. They're complete D words for Richard. When it comes to Donald Trump. 95% of the news is negative. They never call out people. When people call Donald Trump a Nazi or whatever, they blamed his near assassination and Butler on. On him, among other things. And then, of course, the last White House correspondence dinner, a person who was driven insane by the rhetoric of the left and the liberal media tried to charge the stage and kill Donald Trump and members of his administration. Okay? So I'm thinking maybe too bad. So sad that he made fun of you a little bit there, Caitlin. Kaitlan Collins.
Donald Trump
But they'll learn their lesson. But I want to personally congratulate CNN's Caitlin Collins on receiving her award. Was all about me. It's a fake. She shouldn't get the award. It was a fake. But I didn't mind. I said, caitlin, congratulations. But it was fake. There's no question about it. But she's a young, attractive woman. She never smiles.
Rob Carson
Never smiled.
Donald Trump
Listen, Caitlin, do you have a smile? Smile. You have a nice position. You're at cnn, fake news. You should be a happy person. A smile, Caitlin. Just smile. But we attack.
Rob Carson
And I thought, Caitlin, these lines would kill it at a MAGA rally.
Donald Trump
Really made it big with a major new sponsorship. But then I informed her that it wasn't her on the Bud Light can, it was Dylan Mulvaney.
Rob Carson
Oh, my God. He confused Caitlyn Collins with or made a joke about her looking like Dylan Mulvaney, the transgendered Bud Light spokesperson. And everybody got all butthurt about it. Whatever. Who cares? Welcome to it. Welcome to. It's a little bit of a roast. It was funny because, again, these would rock. At a MAGA rally, it would be. But he's sitting in this room of people who just freaking hate him. Just hate him. Now, I have played rooms before and I've done some open mic stuff and there are nights that you own the room and there are nights you just can't wait to get off stage. He doesn't care. He doesn't care. He did have a couple good lines. I would have, if I, if I would have written his monologue, I would have done a few things a little differently. A little bit differently. But I thought someone was pretty good. Here he is going after mentioning the fact that he was, you know, the last White House correspondence dinner, just about a month and a half ago, somebody tried to run in and kill him and his administration.
Donald Trump
But after hearing the gunshots, many people yelled, get down, get down. Which caused Nicki Minaj to start twerking.
Rob Carson
Do you believe here? Get down, get down, get down. See, that's. He was making a joke about music. Get down, get down, get down tonight, baby.
Donald Trump
She's the only one that really understood what that meant.
Rob Carson
Oh, my God. They were actually laughing at that one.
Donald Trump
It's quite an evening.
Rob Carson
There you go.
Donald Trump
But tonight we come back together and answer that heinous attack with unwavering resolve. And every one of us here this evening to show that in America we do not yield to political violence.
Rob Carson
Yeah, I would have said. I would have. My line would have been, so tonight we're only serving wine. No shots. I could have thrown that out there. That would have been a good line. That would, that would have been a good line. No shots. No shots allowed. Ok, that's, that's, you know, but I, you know, I write comedy, too. One of the things I do. Here's a little bit more. Oh, this is Donald Trump talking about. And this is a, this is something that I would have gone for. I would have done a little bit more with it. The fact that when Donald Trump is no longer around, the media will have no jobs because all they do is report negative news. I was thinking about this weekend. I was thinking out loud as I was working out and doing stuff and I said, I would have said something like, okay. I would have pretended like I was in a newsroom.
Donald Trump
Okay.
Rob Carson
And I would say I have made your life so easy. News media. Here's a typical editorial meeting at one of your networks every single morning. Here it is. Okay, guys, here's what we got to do. Everything that Donald Trump does is bad, even when it's good. Okay? Do we got that? Do we got that? We got that. Okay, great. What's on the agenda today? Donald Trump's coming up with saving accounts for children. So when they're 18 years old, they'll be. They'll have $300,000 in the bank. They want to have a student debt. That's bad. Okay, you got it? That's bad. What do you got over there? Well, Donald Trump has just lowered the prices of prescription drugs, sometimes by 400%. Why is that bad? Why is that bad? Because Donald Trump did it. There you go. Okay. Southern borders closed. Nobody's coming across the southern border. Is that good or bad? It's bad. Find out an angle to make it bad. That's what I've done with that. But here's what Donald Trump did with it.
Donald Trump
People have no idea how lucky you are. When I'm gone, you're all going to be broke. Your business model is going to be finished.
Rob Carson
Yeah, it's true.
Donald Trump
When I'm not around, you're going to be broke. You're not going to be anybody to report on. Nobody gives a damn about anybody else. The New York Times the other day had five stories about this.
Rob Carson
Funny.
Donald Trump
Before I got into politics, in my whole life, yes, I had seven front page stories. This is years of success. I think six were good, one was bad. Yeah, I had five stories. Seven. Five good. Yeah. I had a total of seven stories on the front page of the New York Times. It's not bad.
Rob Carson
He was very popular until he ended the leftist attempted takeover of America that started in the 1960s.
Donald Trump
Now, I. All different topics, all bad, everything bad. But here we are. I mean, here we are. In fact, when I finish, I'm going right back to the Oval Office, so I have to be doing okay.
Rob Carson
But we are all unlike Joe Biden, who was on vacation 40% of the time and then was on vacation 60% of the time after he was replaced by Kamala Harris.
Donald Trump
There you go.
Rob Carson
Here is Brian Stelter complaining that Donald Trump has destroyed the trusted media.
Scott
Scott's point. That from a business standpoint, yes, outlets like the New York Times have gained subscribers thanks to the public's interest in all things Trump. That's absolutely true. But the damage that Trump has done both in his first term and now in his second term, and in terms of trust in media, that has been enormous. Hard to calculate, but it is definitely there.
Rob Carson
No, here's what destroyed the trust in media. Are you ready for some, you know what, you know, I'm going to do, I'm going to save it for the other side of the break. I'm going to explain how the media destroyed the trust in media. And it is absolutely irrefutable. And it had nothing to do with Donald Trump. And I'm going to share that coming up. This is the Rob Carson show,
Relentlessly slowing the spread of the stupid Every day. It's the Rob Carson Show.
Scott
Scott's point that from a business standpoint, yes, outlets like the New York Times have gained subscribers thanks to the public's interest in all things Trump. That's absolutely true. But the damage that Trump has done both in his first term and now in his second term, in terms of trust in media, that has been enormous. Hard to calculate, but it is definitely there.
Rob Carson
Yeah. And here is why I give you, I give you example number one.
Republicans keep saying Biden doesn't need Congress.
He can stop what's happening at the
border all by himself.
Can you fact check that for us?
Because we here all know that's not true. Republicans have been saying, largely wrongly.
Rahm Emanuel
Right.
Rob Carson
Because saying that the president can close the border unilaterally on his own. President actually doesn't have the authority under
law to do that.
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There's only so much President Biden can do with executive action. And he did try to do whatever he could.
Rob Carson
They actually are doing everything they can. Okay, so there's the media lying, saying that Joe Biden couldn't do anything about the border. How do we know this? Because Donald Trump was able to do it autonomously when he became the president via executive order. That's example number one. Example number duh. Start your tape right now because I'm
Donald Trump
about to tell you the truth. And f you if you can't handle the truth.
Rob Carson
This version of Biden is the best Biden ever.
Donald Trump
Gino lost.
Rob Carson
She knows so long as he was nine. In fact, I think he's better than he's ever been.
President Biden has a photographic memory, his understanding and mastery of a complicated geopolitical situation remarkable.
He is sharp, intensely probing and detailed. That was example number two. Listen, I've got about 50 of these. I'm only going to do a couple. Okay, so I'm just going to tell you right now we got about 50 of them. They lied about Hunter Biden's laptop. They said it was Russia, you know, hoax. They, they lied about the COVID origins, all of that, the necessity of closing. They lied about Black Lives Matter. They lied about. I could go on and on and on. It wasn't Donald Trump that this to the media, the media screwed itself. One more example of how the media destroyed our trust in the media. They were conspiring with Russians. Not colluding. Let's just not use the word colluding. They were conspiring with the Russians is a conspiracy.
Scott
So if you.
Rob Carson
No collusion, okay, no collusion. A conspiracy. A criminal conspiracy, possibly.
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No, the bottom line allegation of this unproven dossier is that Russia didn't just attack our election. They did so with the knowledge of and support of the Trump campaign. That the Trump folks were in on it, that they knew what Russia was doing while they were doing it. And they can.
Rob Carson
Yeah, there you go. There's just a couple of examples of, of the media and they've only gotten worse because everyone, every story that comes out of them, every positive that Donald Trump does in office is a negative, including bringing murder rate down to historic lows, lowest in 126 years. Crime dropping all over the, all over the world. $19 trillion in manufacturing returning into America. Eight piece deals in the Middle east and, and not a damn good thing to say about what we're doing in Iran, among other things. That's why you've lost the credibility there, Humpty Dumpty. And that's why you don't have a full time job at, at CNN anymore, you damn fool. There you go. I said it. I said it. Gosh darn it, I said it. What do you want to talk about next? What do we want to talk about? The bottom of the hour we're going to be talking to, to Doug Burns about a couple of things, including federal judge striking down an Illinois law, giving in state tuition to illegal aliens. There's that. And then the closure of immigration courts and Donald Trump firing immigration judges. I think it's kind of, it's kind of cool. Alan Dershowitz was talking about the Democrat Socialists of America. And you may recall that I told you that when was the last time that socialism and anti Semitism came together and how did it end up? Well, it happened in Nazi Germany and it didn't end very well for the Jews. And you've got a guy who was a congressman in New York, Dan Goldman, just beaten by a Rabid, anti Semite, Democrat socialist and went into a coffee shop and he. His family were kicked out of the coffee shop because they're Zionists. Okay, sounds a little bit, kind of leaning into maybe even Kristallnacht a little bit there. And, and I don't say these things. I don't do bombast for bombast sake. You know this as well as I do. I, I do a show that is entertaining, informative, can motivate you every once in a while. But I don't do bombast for bombast sake. I don't say things to get play on social media, although I do get some social media play just because I say some good stuff. But this is Alan Dershowitz. He's Jewish, in case you didn't figure it out from the last name. Talking about the Democrat Party and where they're headed.
Alan Dershowitz
I am trying my best to prevent the Democrats from winning the midterms. I want the Republicans to win the midterms. I don't want AOC to be a chairman of the department. I don't want Liz Warren to be the chairman of a committee. I don't want Bernie Sanders to have more power. The only way to do that is to vote Republican. Now, I don't agree with everything in the Republican platform. I'm not happy with some of the policies they have. But you. You pick between the lesser of the two evils. And, and there's no question in my mind today, the Democrats are the evil party in America. They, they are very similar to what we saw in Germany in 1932. Some of them, not all of them. You got a person like Fetterman, if he were the Democratic Party, I'd become a major contributor to the Democratic Party. But he's not the Democratic Party anymore. And he, in fact, said yesterday he would quit the Democratic Party. He himself, Senator from Pennsylvania, would quit if they became the anti Israel party, which they're, which they're becoming. They have Trump derangement syndrome. Anything Trump does is wrong. Anything against Trump must be right. That's not in the interests of the American people.
Rob Carson
There you go, 100%. This is Zoran Mandami in 2020 talking about getting rid of the police. He's the mayor of New York City.
The demand of a billion dollars is not because that is the amount of money that will solve everything. It comes out of an understanding that policing is something that does not create safety.
Yeah, it does.
And what we need to do is reinvest into things that are proven indicators and creators of safety.
Like what?
And the city council budget did not do that. And it's just mind blowing. The they cut one out of four cadet classes next year. The headcount of the police department will go up next year.
This man Child is the mayor of New York City and he is trying to usher in a Democrat socialist take over the Democrat Party. I'm beginning to see like, you know, when you light a campfire and you get the embers kind of going, you blow on them a little bit. I'm seeing a little bit in the Democrat Party. I'm seeing some people kind of waking up saying, you know what, we're going to have to chase these DSA candidates out of the party. I don't know if it's going to happen before the midterms. It would be the only thing that saved the Democrat Party. They're still going to get killed in the midterms, by the way. Yeah, I said it out loud. I don't even care. Doug Burns, former federal prosecutor, joins us on the other side of the break. Don't go anywhere. Hey guys, it's Carson for Relief Factor. When it comes to supplements, two things matter most that it works and that you can trust it. I trust. Relief factor. We hear from people every single day whose lives have changed. And of course, we'd like you to hear a few of their stories. Mark, for instance, was in tears from his daily hand joint discomfort. But after a week on Relief factor, he felt 50% better. Now he barely even notices any pain. I can attest to this. It used to hurt getting up and out of chairs or even off the bench press at the gym. Not so much anymore. People like Mark make it easy to find out if you'll be the next person telling us a Relief Factor story and how it gave you your life back. Three weeks now for just $17.76, simply go to relieffactor.com or call 1-800-for relief. They'll do everything they can to help. We hope you'll be sharing your story, too. Relieffactor.com or 800, for relief. This isn't the end of a fight. It's the start of one. Lioness, the critically acclaimed original series from Taylor Sheridan, returns August 2nd only on Paramount. Plus, it's the new season. Hidden networks, foreign operatives and personal betrayals collide while Joe walks the line between duty and family. Don't miss Lioness, starring Zoe Saldana, Michael Kelly with Morgan Freeman and Nicole Kidman. Streaming August 2nd only on Paramount. Plus.
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That 66600 non citizens were mistakenly registered to vote there from 2023 to 2024. 400 of them actually voted in elections since then. It is a small number compared to the 7 million voters in New Jersey. And there's no evidence that that swayed any election. But this is one of the most significant disclosures of non citizen registration. Democrats have repeatedly said that non citizen voting doesn't happen. It happened. Is this a problem?
Rob Carson
I think that I continue to have confidence in state and local authorities in making sure that there's going to be a free and fair election in November.
No, no. He has confidence in Democrats who are in charge of state and local elections and have allowed 250,000 illegals to register to vote in just four states, extrapolated to all 50 states. You do the math. I'm not so good at math, but clearly the. And by the way, this wasn't a software glitz. The software company says now bullcrap. You guys allowed illegals to register to vote and all of that. Here to join us, Joining us to talk about all of these things. One of our favorite guests, of course is Doug Burns, former federal prosecutor living in the belly of the beast. New York City under Mondami's rule. How are you on this glorious Monday, sir?
Good, sir. How are you?
I'm good. So, Nikki, Mikey Sherrill gets out in front of the cameras last week just and immediately blames whatever problems it was with illegals voting on Donald Trump. It sounds like she was reacting to Mark Wayne Mullen and Harmeet Dillon going after these Democrat states that won't give up their voter rolls. And I think we know why.
I think one thing that people missed a little bit here is to identify in our minds why did she step through forward with that information. And I don't think you have to be Sherlock Holmes to say that maybe it's much more widespread than the 6,600 and the 400 voters. And she knows that that's coming down the pike. Now, I'm theorizing, you know, I have to be candid for a perfect crystal ball. But I'll tell you what you just said. 250,000 in four states. So make that 40 states, that's two and a half million. And then you do the rest of the math. So again I, and you know, it's just remarkable how, you know, they lectured everybody, how this never happens. How dare you even insinuate that. Then when it's shown that it did happen, they just breathlessly trot out new immediate soundbite and political talking points. Oh, well, it's minuscule. Well, wait a minute. You had elections. Yes, particularly on local levels, that were decided by a few hundred votes.
Donald Trump
Yes.
Rob Carson
100%. 100%. Hell, even in, what was it, the year 2000, a national election was. Was decided by a few hundred votes. Give me a frickin break, Doug. I mean honestly, the thou does protest too much. The Democrat Party knows that. They've been signing up. Why don't you listen to Elon Musk from when he was the head of Doge and he had an ex, one of his Doge panelists on to talk about the Democrat Party giving illegals Social Security numbers.
There's a strange trend here where how many Social Security numbers were issued?
Elon Musk
It's.
Donald Trump
Do you want to.
Elon Musk
Yeah. So let me, let me tell you what happened here. We started at the top of the system. We started at the top of the system mapping the whole system of Social Security to understand where all the fraud was. And there's a lot of great people there that showed us really a lot of waste. And so that came up with a big list of stuff they're working on. You've heard some of that already, but this is what jumped out at us when we saw these numbers. We're like, what is this? In 21 you see 270,000 people goes all the way to 2.1 million. In 24. These are non citizens that are getting Social Security numbers.
Rob Carson
Yeah, this is a mind blowing chart.
Elon Musk
Yeah, just this literally blew us away. Like we went there to find fraud and we found this by accident. You file a 765. It's the work form. You get this form called the 766, that's the authorization. And then Social Security administration automatically sends you in the mail your Social Security number. No interview, no id.
Rob Carson
This is worth like just reiterating.
Rahm Emanuel
It's not that.
Elon Musk
It's not.
Rob Carson
People sometimes think that under the Biden administration that he was simply asleep at the switch. He wasn't asleep. They weren't asleep at the switch. It was a massive large scale program to import as many illegals as possible, ultimately to change the entire voting map of the United States and disenfranchise the American people.
This is why they had Elon Musk as a Nazi protest and drove him out of Doge.
Well, yeah, I mean the point is you take Musk, you know, brilliant guy, et cetera, et cetera. You know, they shout him down hysterically, try to tear him down hysterically. Just absolutely ridiculous. But I'll tell you what, I always default back to that thing about how, you know, the American public's like a jury. That's why I've argued to you that, you know, they reelected President Trump because they rejected all of the lawfare in that instance. And right now, I'm telling you right now, Rob, they're rejecting this nonsense about you don't need an ID to vote. They're rejecting that. Yes, because they know full well that if they walk in a bank or motor vehicles, they're going to need an id. And then they're rejecting all of this other newfangled nonsense. They're just not accepting it, in my opinion. And now it'll be interesting to see, and I'm not, you know, the legis, you know, procedure expert, but it'll be interesting to see whether the SAVE act actually can be passed.
Yeah. Let's also talk about. You're in the belly of the beast in New York City. There were anti Mandami protests in New York City. It sounds like things are really heating up there. You have Mandami said that he wanted to have Bibi Netanyahu arrested. Now he is calling for protests when Bibi Netanyahu is in town. I think he wants to foment some sort of violence because the people who respond to that, generally those who are anti Semitic and the left respond in such a fat. What's the possibility of a Mondami being removed from office or a recall? And then what's the feeling in New York City with regard to this mayor? Because it sounds like things are really backfiring on him.
That's a great question, because you go right to, you know, removal. But let me. I'll go ahead a little bit and then work backwards going ahead to the next election cycle. I've been saying that people are going to wake up and people are going to show up. I think I might have told you that last week, even. And the fact of the matter is, is that people like Mandami get elected largely because people are, you know, apathetic. They're busy at work. Oh, who's that guy? Oh, yeah, he looks nice. Okay, I'll vote for him. But now that it is emerging how anti Semitic he is, how anti Israel he is, and so on, you know, apparently this is the second largest Jewish population on the face of the planet behind Israel. So I think people are going to come out and take them out of office at the election box. Now, not avoiding your other point, Bruce Blakeman, who is the county executive of my beloved Nassau County. I mentioned that because I'm from Nassau county my whole life and recently, relatively recently, you know, moved into Manhattan. But the point is, I'm from, you know, south shore of Long Island, Nassau County. Blakeman is running against Kathy Hochul, as you well know. If he wins, hey, anything could happen. He could remove. Yeah, no, no, it's very possible and I'm not sure necessarily on a recall if Blakeman doesn't win. I'm not optimistic, but I'm optimistic maybe I'm crazy that this guy will lose the next election cycle.
I hope so. He also talked about his government run grocery stores, which he says he's going to, they're going to operate at 30% less than an average grocery store. The median, I think the, well, the margin of grocery strikes like 3%. It will go immediately bankrupt. And you've got to wait three years for your grocery store to be built. It is going to be an absolute face plant. Go ahead.
I'll tell you something though. Sorry to interrupt you, but here's the point. I mean, I've read stories over the years about people from communist countries, you know, women and so forth, not to single out women, but who had gone into American grocery stores and basically sort of almost broke down weeping just at the grandiosity of what's available. We all take that for granted, which we should not, of course, obviously. But the fact of the matter is, you know, government run grocery stores, that's a totally disgraceful idea in this unbelievably bountiful, amazing country.
Yeah, and it's going to take three years to open the damn stores. They'll go bankrupt within a month. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Hey guys, it's Carson for Ghostbed. Do you really want another summer like last summer? Barely sleeping because you were too hot all night? People blame summer heat for bad sleep when it really may be their mattress trapping heat. And if you already sleep, hot summer only makes it worse. That's why I switched to Ghostbed. Helps keep you cool all night. No waking up sweaty tossing and turning or throwing the covers off at 2am Cooling tech is built into every mattress. It's not some expensive upgrade you have to pay extra for. Hot sleepers are some of Ghostbed's happiest customers. Read the reviews. You get incredible support. Less stiffness, deeper sleep, more rested mornings. I got my Ghostbed about six months ago and it changed my life. Ghostbed gives you one out of one nights to try it at home. You can sleep on it all summer long and feel the difference. For yourself. How many more summers are you going to waste on bad sleep? Ghostbed is currently having their 4th of July sale offering my audience an extra 10% off. Go to ghostbed.comcarson use the promo code carson. That's ghostbed.comcarson promo code carson. Heard is that the New York City
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and the New York State boards of elections have no idea if Mamdani won the mayoral. I actually don't know whether Mamdani won the mayoral race.
Rob Carson
And I'm not here to say that he didn't. That is actually not the sound, but I wanted. I was actually looking for Sid Rosenberg, calling Mondami a terrorist, which lit up, had to light up the entire city when he said that on Fox News. DOUG Burns FORMER FEDERAL PROSECUTOR did you see Sid? I got a chance to meet Sid at the Talkers. I was like, you know what? It's about damn time that New Yorkers. That he sounded like an authentic New Yorker after 9, 11. And we've been pushed around and we've been told that we've gotta, you know, suck it up. And we were, you know, you can't just be suspicious of radical Islam and all this crap. And he finally just said, you know what? I think he's a terrorist. He doesn't put a bomb vest on. Was it. Was it appropriate? I don't know. But. I don't know. I just. I like Rosenberg.
Three things in life are certain death, taxes, and. Sid sounds like a New Yorker, but no, he's great. I love Sid Rosenberg. I've been listening to him for years. I don't know him. I never met him. Oh, he's great to meet him.
He's a great guy.
I'm glad. I'm glad. As you just said, you have other figures too, speaking out. Like Michael Rappaport, the comedian and actor, has been speaking out pretty intelligently, in my opinion, on some of these similar issues. And, you know, again, broken record point to cement home. You know, the Jewish population here where I'm standing in Manhattan must wake up and must show up.
Yeah. They're also afraid because last week there was a. There was a stabbing of two people. One was Jewish. The guy said, allahu Akbar. And I think people are just damn done with it. I said this, Doug. I've been saying this for years. I said, homeboys, hillbillies and Hebrews, we're gonna have to get together if the authorities won't do it, and we're gonna have to kick some serious butt.
Yeah, no, I mean, I understand that sentiment, but this guy, mandame, I find it just completely bizarre, you know, I mean, I kind of slept through the election myself. I obviously didn't vote for him. I wouldn't vote for him in a million years. But, you know, he got lucky in the sense that, you know, once somebody gets tagged as a so called disgraced politician, I'm talking about Andrew Cuomo, you know, that carries a lot of baggage. If Andrew Cuomo, and I told you this just in a wild hypothetical classroom, hypothetical, you know, had left the governorship all in good standing, and for whatever, you know, inexplicable reason, was willing to run for mayor, he would have won in a goddamn landslide. But everybody. I had really intelligent people looking at me like, but I can't vote for Cuomo. And I remember saying to myself, man, don't you understand the lesser of two evils?
Yeah, I understand 100%. Federal judge strikes down Illinois laws Giving illegal aliens in state tuition, financial aid and scholarships. Deals major blow to Pritzker's sanctuary state agenda. This is U.S. district Judge David Dugan ruling with common sense to say, what the hell are you doing to American citizens? Kids who might be out of state.
Well, I hope he's not related to Hannah Dugan. I'm just kidding.
Yeah, no kidding.
But joking aside. No, no, that's good. That's all good stuff. I mean, Pritzker and the guy, the clown in California.
Oh, yeah.
Who. I love how the President calls him Newscomb, of course, and he did it even at the correspondence dinner the other night. But no joking aside, these people, again, are on 80, 20 type of hills. I don't understand how they exist on those hills. I'm deeply troubled, though, by the way, when I read reports about how this far left person and that far left person, you know, won a primary. But again, I discount it because the turnout numbers are, you know, wildly low. The fact of the matter is, you know, I don't understand how they want to give illegal aliens, you know, free tuition and free this and free that. And a lot of it is blowing up in their faces. Completing the circle back to where we started, right back to New Jersey, where, you know, illegal aliens, 400 of them voted. No matter how you want to spin it, Hakeem.
Yeah, well, they blew up their talking point completely, which was ridiculous in the first place. Jennifer Siebel, Gavin Newsom's wife, there were people around her wearing wires, gathering information. I think she could be in a lot of. A lot of hot water because his chief of staff resigned and admitted to wrongdoing and A pretty big investigation has been going on since the Biden administration. Do you think, you think that he and his wife are in trouble?
Yes, I think that could blow up quite candidly. I'm not, you know, specifically predicting that and I'm not, you know, being wishy washy, but I'm just telling you from what I read, even just tangentially or preliminarily, I definitely think there's some exposure there on financial transactions, on tax issues and so forth. And you know, he's sort of like a teflon political figure, but he actually could take hits. We'll see.
One more thing, Doug. This weekend I had my first pedicure of my entire life. My daughter convinced me to do. Let me just ask you as a manly man that you are, have you, have you, do you partake in pedicures?
I have had two pedicures in my life. No, seriously?
Donald Trump
Yeah.
Rob Carson
I tell you what, I was pretty damned awesome.
No, I enjoyed it. My cajoled me twice into doing it and it's actually a couple years back already. And you know, it is nice. But joking aside, I go to a regular foot doctor for that.
Yeah, I had a really cute Vietnamese girl massaging my feet and, and Hunter Biden pays a lot more than that.
So I'm not touching that with a pen. Control.
Robert, I appreciate you, Doug Burns. Thanks, man. Have a glorious rest of your week. We'll talk again soon.
Thank you.
All right, let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. I told you the Democrat Party's in a civil war. They are. And it's, it's getting bigger. It's getting bigger because the panic is starting to spread. Here is Rahm Emanuel saying that Bernie Bros, AKA the Democrat Socialists of America are going to kill the Democrats chances of the midterms. Mayor Emanuel, what's your response to Democrats who say, hey, the progressives, the Bernie Bros. They're the ones bringing all the energy to the Democratic Party right now?
Rahm Emanuel
Well, look, I would say this, look, this election cycle is setting up exactly like, oh, six very unpopular war. Very unpopular war you have.
Rob Carson
Not very unpopular just with Democrats who've said that it's a disaster since day one because they don't want to see a free Iran happen with Donald Trump
Rahm Emanuel
as the president in corruption like under Tom delay, like under Abu Ghrabi. And then you have corruption here under Donald Trump.
Rob Carson
Now there's a perfectly nothing compared to nothing compared to Joe Biden. Give me friggin break. Give me an example on Donald Trump
Rahm Emanuel
and the corruption and also very unpopular war. Also in this summer of 06, gas had hit record prices and you're seeing
Rob Carson
that still not as high as it was when Joe Biden was the president.
Rahm Emanuel
We recruited a bunch of candidates that took national security, the cultural issues off the table and made it about prosecuting always George Bush and the corruption around the administration. In a very unpopular war here, the distraction from the Democratic socialists actually adds a weight and the party doesn't have a deep bench of support. You want this to be totally about Donald Trump, his corruption in this war.
Rob Carson
He's not corrupt, by the way, and the wars are going to be over by then. But he's very concerned, obviously. Here is a Hakeem Jeffries being asked about how Bernie Sanders is literally campaigning against Democrat candidates. And Hakeem Jeffries, you, according to my
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colleague Manu Raju, clash with Senator Bernie Sanders over the fact that he is campaigning for progressive candidates, some of whom are challenging incumbents you back, including members of the Congressional Black Caucus. Are Senator Sanders and other progressives in the party making it harder for you to win in November? Is that what you said to Senator Sanders?
Rob Carson
No, I wouldn't describe it as a clash. It was a candid conversation along with Congressman Greg Meeks to chair the Congressional Black.
Oh, it's, it's major. It's major. I had a quoted earlier. There's an article in the New York Times about how the Democrat Party is absolutely broken, bankrupt. They have no money. They have their two million dollars in debt. Donald Trump has a 400 million dollar war chest. The Republican Party has 138 million dollars and that's not it. And this lean into Democrat socialism and I'm usually good at predicting this stuff. I'm not saying I'm right all the time, but a good share of the time I have a feeling there's going to be a movement here pretty soon with some Democrats saying we've got to get rid of the Democrat socialists in the party. They can't become, they can't remain in the party. So that's kind of where I think things are going next. But there's a lot of, a lot of just ridiculous things happening out there. You've got this ridiculous race in Michigan, you've got this ridiculous race in Maine. Now the Maine Democrat Party has come up with another idiot who was Troy Jackson is here's Troy Jackson today because we're not from the left, we're not from the right, we're from the bottom
and we are rising.
Yeah, this is a metaphor. It's from the bottom of the barrel. The Democrat Party is scraping from the bottom of the barrel. That's going to do it for the show today. Guys, thank you so much. We had our first on camera in studio guest with James Rosen. It's only going to get bigger and better. Right now on Newsmax, Donald Trump in Milford, Michigan. Might want to check that out. God bless you, America's founder, Donald Trump. Our troops kicking butt in Iran. And until tomorrow, which just happens to be Tuesday, do not catch the stupid. I love you guys. See ya.
Date: July 27, 2026
Host: Rob Carson (Newsmax Radio)
Notable Guest: Doug Burns (former federal prosecutor), Alan Dershowitz (legal scholar), Comments from Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Rahm Emanuel, and others
In this lively and irreverent third hour of "The Rob Carson Show," Rob discusses the latest White House Correspondents’ Dinner featuring Donald Trump and his roasting of the media—especially CNN's Kaitlan Collins. The show blends political analysis, biting humor, and cultural commentary, tackling media credibility, voter fraud debates, the state of the Democratic Party, New York City’s politics, and more. Rob Carson’s hallmark: He entertains while dropping pointed political critiques, using his background as a comedy writer and talk radio host.
[05:34] Rob recaps how Donald Trump used the dinner as a platform to mercilessly roast the press and specific journalists, highlighting Trump’s disregard for their animosity.
Audio clips of Trump’s jokes and roast lines punctuate the segment:
Insight: Rob argues that Trump's comedic lines would slay at a MAGA rally but trigger defensiveness in a press that "just hates him." He suggests Trump's presence keeps mainstream media afloat due to their obsessive negative coverage.
Rob Carson’s trademark blend of comedic storytelling, political satire, sharp critique, and occasional bombast pervades the episode. He balances dense political analysis with humor—often using personal analogies or lampooning adversaries (media, political opponents). Guests like Doug Burns and Alan Dershowitz bring legal gravitas and firsthand perspectives, lending depth to Rob’s irreverent style.
This episode features a satirical rundown of Trump’s media roast, a pointed critique of journalistic integrity, warnings about voter integrity issues, and a detailed look at Democratic infighting and radical elements in NYC politics. Rob Carson and guests analyze everything with a blend of wit and candor, sending listeners away with both laughs and biting insights into current events.