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Rob Carson (0:06)
Hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world Wide web. This is the Rob Carson Show. This is the Rob Carson show, hour number two of the show on a Monday. You may notice a slight difference in the look of the stream because I kind of changed a few things in the studio, spent a good share of the weekend in the, in the studio. If you want to check out my social media, go to Twitter, Rob Carson Show, Instagram, Facebook, X. Well, X is Twitter. All of them. Just look up Rob Carson show and you'll see some of the pictures. I'm engineering and building a broadcast studio. Looks very much late night television here in Washington D.C. because you know what? I'm here for a reason, by God. And, and I'm gonna, you know, we're gonna blow this thing up. We're gonna make it awesome. We're gonna, we're gon what Gutfeld can't do in New York City and what the other morons in LA won't do, and that is bring comedy, bring fun to Washington D.C. and hopefully we'll be bringing guests and everything here in the studio and all of that. So great things are happening if you want to see it all. But anyway, back to the image you'll be seeing on the stream. It may look a little cleaner. We got new lights that we put in here this weekend and then I made some adjustments on the camera. We're getting ready to add another camera, couple of cameras. It's quite a to do. It is, it's quite a to do. As we, as we get ready to go into the holidays. Thanksgiving right ahead. I'm gonna be going to Pittsburgh for, for Thanksgiving, hanging with some dear friends of mine and then, then going back home, at least the place I've called home for 10 years, which is Kansas City area, and taking two weeks off for the first time in my career. It really isn't two weeks combined with the holidays. It's really only about seven vacation days. But I haven't really taken much vacation this year because of, you know, all of the stuff that's happened. You know, I was watching this weekend. Now on a personal note, real quick here, you followed, you know, my, my life and I, I share my life with you for a number of reasons. One of the reasons is I want a witness. I want a, I want not a witness but to, to witness, to show you, you know, maybe what's possible if you've hit bottom and you're looking for a Way out. And my life has been unbelievable, you know, the last 10 years. I moved back to Kansas City. I lose my job two years into a five year deal because I made too much money. Found out that my biological family met my half sister. She told me the reason I was giving up for adoption is because my mother was raped. My mother died, my brother died. Had to sell cars for a living. Got discovered by Chris Ruddy, who called me when I was working one Sunday afternoon, said, rob Carson, where have you been? I said, well, in an abusive relationship with radio. And he goes, man, you're a, you're a star. I'm going to make you a star. And then I had a miraculous curing of alcoholism after years of trying one night after being confronted by my son one night after being hospitalized three times trying to quit drinking, going through what's called dts, which are delirium tremens, which are your, your, your body nearly exploding because of withdrawal. If you, if you quit drinking after drinking heavily for years, your heart rate goes through the ceiling, your BP gross to the ceiling and sometimes you stroke out and die. I had that happen three times. But on January 11th four years ago, I woke up and I couldn't remember the taste of alcohol. And Now I'm about 750 to 800 workouts later and four years of sobriety. And then unfortunately my wife decided that she didn't want to be with me anymore after I'd, you know, fixed everything. Right? It's kind of odd how that would happen, right? So I went through all of this and, and the reason why I share with you is because, you know, I would like you to realize what's possible if you're suffering. I was watching a video this weekend and this guy was saying that this doctor was talking to Bill Maher and he says that, you know, women when they divorce and you know, maybe after they've been married a number of years, they are happier people. Right? That's cool. And I, and I wish her all the best. I do, I do, I do, I do do. But men frequently die younger because they're lonely and sad. And I, and I was, I was very, very, getting very lonely and sad last week, towards the beginning of the week was having some other stuff going on and, and I said, you know what? Bull crap. Freaking bull crap. I moved to Washington D.C. i pulled up everything. I put my stuff in the back of a frickin U haul like a kid right out of college. And I had a studio, a TV studio that I built in Kansas City myself, built a TV and a radio studio, began streaming before Facebook would let you do it. And then I moved. I picked up everything and said, you know what? I got nothing to lose here. My family's no longer intact. My wife doesn't want to spend her life with me anymore. I can stay here in Kansas City and I could go to the store and go to the. The gym and go home, or I can move to Washington, D.C. because, you know, for the last four years, you and I have been together. We've been through hell. The last nine years, we've been through hell. These sons of bees in the media and the left, they tried to put us in jail. They censored us. They took away our ability to express ourselves. They shut us down, said our, our. Our opinions were disinformation and misinformation. We've never seen anything like it. They tried to put our presidential candidate, they stole an election, they put a pudding for brains loser in, and we suffered for four years. And then when Donald Trump announced he was going to win, they came up with 90 surreptitious charges, tried to take him to put him in jail, take his fortune, tried to take him off the battle and tried to murder him. And we got through all of that. I said, by God, I'm going to go to Washington, D.C. then, and I'm here now, and I'm not going to be sad. That's why I did the studio this weekend, because I want to show you what's possible. And I'm not going to be sad. I'm going to be my, you know, somebody is talking. I got a new agent. She's a really cool lady. And I've always had bad luck with agents. They've always been guys, and they've always done a crappy job. And she said, rob, you know what? She goes, you bring people joy. She saw me because I took her down to a place here, Old Town Alexandria on King Street. And I was walking along and I just, I. If I see somebody singing, you know, you know, whatever, I'll jump in and sing along with them or I'll do backup harmonies or I'll, you know, tip the guy playing the guitar or the guys at the car wash up here got a bunch of brown people working at the car wash. And every time I go there and get a car wash, I buy them all breakfast because McDonald's is right there because I feel joy. And she goes, you feel joy and you joy. And I said, you know what? I could project negativity or I could Project Joy. And I'm going to tell you something. The next year, the Democrat Party is going to throw everything at us because they want to win those midterms even though they suck. And so the best thing we can do is what I've been doing the last couple years is saying, overwhelm them with joy and patriotism. And by God, it's real joy. And when I was, you know, with my agent, they saw this group of high school kids and they're all just buzzing. I said, I said, where are you kids from? They said, minnesota. I said, where about Minneapolis? They said, I used to work at KS95. And they all gathered around me, were laughing and stuff, and I just don't have time for it. And like I said, the left is unrelenting. They are going to continue this nonsense. This last year has been just crap. Donald Trump won the election. The left has been throwing a temper tantrum. They said that Elon Musk was a Nazi. They said Donald Trump was a king and an oligarch. They. They have done everything. And by God, we are going to overwhelm them with joy and patriotism and we're going to beat their asses again. That's it. That's why I'm here. I'm here to witness to you. And I'm here to. To bring you joy and humor and use comedy as a cudgel against them because they cannot, the left cannot deal with comedy and. And making fun of them. They can't. I said, conservative comedy is on the ascension because the left can't be taken seriously anymore. And it's true. Greg Gutfeld is a prime example. I started my show three years before his on Saturday nights, and now he's late night. He's got Fox behind him. He's number one because he tells the truth. He does. He does it without Hollywood celebrities. He does it without a band. He does it without musical acts. He just does it. And that's what I'm gonna do here. That's what I'm gonna do here. Make no bones about it. You're here with me. You are here with me. And listen, I do this show in a box by myself right now. All I see in front of me are two lights above me and my face looking in my camera. That's it. And I'm in a box by myself every day. But I can feel you there. I can see you there, and I can tell you there. I can tell you there. I can read your comments on the broadcast, and I know you're there. And When I went out this weekend, I met you. And I'm going to continue to do that because you're here with me. You are. And we're going into 2026, the 250th birthday of this great country. And we are going to turn back every damned negative thing they've said about our country, the country we're proud of, the country that we have served regardless of color, regardless of faith, regardless of sex. We love this country. And we are experiencing rebirth of patriotism and love for this country because we consider ourselves blessed to have been born here or to have come here and become citizens. It is the greatest gift. And we live at an extraordinary time. This will be the most extraordinary year to live in America. I promise you this. It will. And there are only people on the left who are gonna try and take it away from it. But guess what? We're not gonna let it happen, are we? We aren't. And we're going into the holiday season. And by God, it's going to be a glorious holiday season. And I'll just say Christmas and I'll just say Hanukkah, because those are the holidays. Those are the holidays. All right, we've got much to get to on the, on the show. Tony Shaver is going to join us at the bottom of the hour. Michelle Obama is a whiny, spoiled brat. We're going to get to her interview over the weekend. She's blaming white people for straightening her hair and nobody cares. By the way, Marjorie Taylor Greene and Donald Trump are fighting. And Marjorie Taylor Greene is, is honestly committing career and political suicide. We're going to get to all of that. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. You guys remember last week when I told you those last pennies that they were going to press at the Mint because they're getting rid of the penny? I said they'd be worth a lot of money. Guess What? Up to $5 million. After five to $5 million at the, the Philadelphia Mint last Wednesday, they printed the last few pennies, the last five pennies ever made, and they're worth up to $5 million. Also, one of these, these lunatic new mesmetists, these people who collect coins, says that one of the coins was being held by one of the people there. One of the, one of the people who were pressing the coins and he says that because they, they've held it with their fingers, that it's probably. You just don't do that. Copper is very reactive to sweat. And the Oils of the skin. And any serious collector is going to look at this photo and take it into consideration whether they actually touched the penny. I mean, really, dear God, are you kidding me? Okay, whatever I guess people take. If you're willing to spend $5 million for a $0.01 piece, probably something a little wrong with your head. Anyway, so there I am told. Deplorabella, the author of the Chronicles of Deplorabella on Amazon is on the Newsmax hotline. How are you today, my dear?