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Rob Carson (0:00)
Only Murders in The Building Season 5.
Rob Carson (0:02)
The hit Hulu original is back. The night Buster died, he was talking with his mobster.
Christian Toto (0:07)
Was he killed in a hit?
Rob Carson (0:08)
We need to go face to face with the mob. Get ready for a season. Buongiorno, signore. Oh, this is how I die. You can't refuse. You're gonna save the day like you always do by being smart, sharp, and almost always by mistake. The Hulu original series only Murders in The Building premieres September 9th. Streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney for bundle subscribers. Terms apply. New episodes Tuesdays.
Narrator/Announcer (0:31)
This episode is brought to you by FXX and Hulu. An all new season of Futurama is back, blending heartfelt moments with razor sharp humor while accidentally saving the day. The Planet Express crew is back, defying gravity and common sense. From the creator of The Simpsons comes 10 new episodes where the romance is hotter, the threats are bigger, and the action hits harder. Don't miss the all new season of Futurama. Watch it Mondays on FXX or stream it on Hulu.
Rob Carson (1:02)
Hold it now. You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world wide Web. This is the Rob Carson show. And by the grace of God, it is finally Friday. I hope that you had a good week. I had a very good week. Been very, very busy. My TV show, Rob Carson's One in the World, is on Newsmax and it's on Sunday nights following Michael Savage. Dr. Michael Savage. He does another comedy show? No, actually, he does not do a comedy show. But oddly enough, it's kind of strange. The thing about Dr. Michael Savage, he has only been back on radio one time since he left radio. And do you know whose show he appeared on? Oh, this guy right here. Yeah. Yeah, it was a couple years ago. He didn't want to return to radio, but he said he would return to radio for one appearance and it was on my show. I need to dig that up. I need to dig it up from the archives. And the reason being is Dr. Michael Zavage. You think maybe very serious gentleman. Of course he is very serious gentleman. But he thinks I'm funny. He loves my TV show. Michael. Dr. Michael Savage sits and chuckles with his little dog in his house and watches Rob Carson's what in the World. I know, it's crazy. And then, then Donald Trump. Donald Trump says the same thing. Donald Trump says, I'm the funniest guy on. On television. And he's been doing that for a couple years. Here's Jason Miller, he is the, was the like, spokesman for, for Trump. I saw Jason Miller, he's still working with the Trump administration the other night at a, at an event. And here's what he said about, about what President Trump says about my show. President Trump says you're the funniest guy on tv. That's. And for everyone who's listening, that is a true story. President Trump watches the replay of Rob's weekend show, 6:30 every Tuesday morning. I kid you guys not, President Trump says you're the funniest guy on tv. I don't believe we're on Tuesday any mornings anymore. And if we were, I would be told about it later by somebody else. But anyway, my show is on Sunday nights on Newsmax. It's a real honor to, to have a TV show on Newsmax. And I'm gonna tell you, you know, the show is just really kicking butt. I'm just gonna tell you, it is just kicking butt. And you know, I got my, I got my groove back, you know, I got my baby, you know, because it's kind of hard to go through the divorce and everything, be funny, you know, and then to move across the country, be funny and all that. I managed to be funny, but now I'm really funny. So just get, if you have, you don't have a Newsmax plus membership, you can go to Newsmax plus Calm. I like a Newsmax plus membership because I can listen to Newsmax in the car. And so like if Rob Finnerty's on or Rob Schmidt's on and I'm, you know, driving from the gym where I'm at the gym, I can just listen to Newsmax on Newsmax Plus. But anyway, you might want to check out the show. It is a, it's a thoroughly enjoyable show. It's so Sunday night. It is Rob Carson's what in the World. What in the World is what we call it. So I want to play a couple of good things. Here come nice things. You know, we've been talking about Charlie Kirk and everything, and obviously it's going to be a big weekend for the country and the world to some degree. A lot of things to digest in the last couple of weeks. And I think ultimately it's going to be very good for mankind and some really amazing things are happening. I think that as you've heard, Charlie Kirk's assassination, his martyrdom has accelerated the pace of the move around the globe toward God, away from totalitarianism. And I believe that is happening. Yesterday, Donald Trump was in England. It was really Funny to watch Trump yesterday in England. He had Keir Starmer just standing there looking like a little man. Looking like when Zelinsky came to the White House and sat there in the little chair with his, you know, the little man there, diminutive, because Donald Trump, the king was there, you know. And the same thing happened yesterday with Keir Starmer. It was. It was just a delight to watch him. And Donald Trump was asked about that. I want you to pay attention to me, Afghanistan veterans. My nephew is an Afghan veteran. I haven't talked to him in about eight years. Kind of estranged himself from me for a number of reasons. He had ptsd. One of the things, I'm not saying that's the only reason, but I haven't talked to him. And I know that there was a deep and resounding, still is a deep and resounding ache for what Joe Biden did with the unceremonious withdrawal from Afghanistan, turning over military hardware and all of the blood and treasure that we spent there by just withdrawing. And here's what Donald Trump said yesterday about Bagram Air Force Base. I want you to listen whatsoever.
