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UK in a few weeks. Yesterday, Nigel Farage was on Capitol Hill. He really was talking a lot about pushing back on censorship online. Just asking politicians like yourself, some of the people in this room, to really push back on that. How concerning is that to you? And Mr. Zuckerberg, if I don't mind. You don't mind answering. How concerning is that to you? The lack of freedom of speech online in the uk?
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He didn't think you'd get that question. He's looking at me saying, how the hell. Saying, how did I get that question? If you'd like to answer free speech.
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So I actually wasn't paying attention.
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But it seems to be a crackdown. The British government seems to be cracking.
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Down on social media posts. People being arrested for tweets.
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Yeah, like you did Mark Zuckerberg. Hey, I'd ask you, what the hell did you do with my Facebook page the day after the election? Why did you take it away and make it disparate forever social posts?
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Just wondering how concerning that is?
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And are you human? Are you human? Are you data from Star Trek, his.
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Son, to you, Mr. President and Mr.
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Zuckerberg, this is the beginning of your political. Political career. No, it's not. Okay. I will just say that in terms of uk, strange things are happening over there. They are cracking down, and surprisingly so. And I've spoken to the Prime Minister and, yeah, they got to do something about it. When I met with Nigel Farage the other night, Yes, I was at a cocktail party with Nigel Farage, and I spoke to him for about 10 minutes. Thank you very much. Got a picture. Did some very silly pictures with him, actually. He liked to play. He's. He's another guy. I could hang out with him if I were still drinking. We could get in a lot of trouble, Mark, Nigel Farage and I could get in a lot of trouble because he. He just seems like a really cool guy and we could get in a lot of trouble. That said, you know, I had a conversation with him about the censorship, and the thing that I took from the gathering I went to the other night with GBN network was that there are people in Great Britain who are very concerned that Britain could fall and they're waiting for us to help them out like we did in World War II. I'm really serious about this. And I gathered from that meeting the other night, I had a renewed kinship with the British people, not the radical Islamists. And the a holes that are trying to destroy the country, but the British people are still big fans of America, very patriotic people and all of that. So. And I was there for the. They. They did our national anthem and their. Their national anthem. And I said, hey, what the hell did you do? Stealing my country. Tis of thee. And then they corrected me. I said, we had it first. And I'm teasing. I already knew that. Did you hear what happened last night at the NFL game? The. There was loogie was. Was spat. I guess loogie was fat last night. I got that. What to do with the dang story? I just had the story here last night. Anyway, yeah, Dak Prescott and. And this Jalen Carter. And Jalen Carter hawked a loogie at Dak Prescott and then got thrown out of the game. And it was kind of a big deal. And. And now there's some debate as to who spat first. And I'm calling Jalen Carter's. Well, actually, maybe it's the desk Dak Prescott. If he. If he shot first, then to call it that. The magic loogie. Okay, so. So somehow there was another loogie before Jalen Carter's loogie, But Jalen Carter's loogie was the one that got him in trouble. I do have the. The video. The. The. Well, it's actually video, but it's the audio of the loogie incident. Here it is. What was going on. Prescott in the huddle, walks out between his offensive linemen, and Dax spits down towards the ground, but in the direction of the Eagles with Carter went. Walked over there. And that begins the interaction of the two. Presco. Down. Carter was right. There you go. It's like the magic loogie. And there you go. By the way, on social media, on Rumble, Dookie Bear says, well, hawking a loogie is kind of gross. Not if you're a dude. You know, expectorating is kind of a deal with us. I. I like to expectorate. I don't do it in front of, you know, company or anything like that. But occasionally, you know, I. I live in an apartment. I got a garage. And, you know, I'll just say that I'm four stories up in the parking garage, you know, just. Just kind of do a little target practice. Pretend like you're a bombardier, you know, and right down there is. Is Berlin, and you just kind of. Yeah, that's. This is what guys do. This is just. We do. But anyway, Joy Reid was very upset because she was convinced that that Jalen Carter was booted because he shot the loogie and he's black. And then she was told that Dak Prescott actually is black too. So there was the magic loogie. I don't know, but it sounds like. It sounds like it was. Sounds like Dak Prescott kind of hawked one in that direction, in his general direction. And Jalen Carter took it very, very personal and then hocked one at Dak Prescott. So there's, there's that Dookie bear said, haha, bombardier of loogies who name one young man who is not spat from a height and pretended like he was a bombardier dropping bombs. Right? Right. Guys and girls say, girls do. My daughter and I, we like to spit. My daughter and I, we spit. Whatever. Just don't do it, you know, at an opposing quarterback, you'll get in trouble. So there is that. Oh, and then there's this. Check this out. The. The most violent. Here it is. The most violent places you're most likely to be assaulted. The. The NFL stadiums you're most likely to be assaulted. You're gonna be surprised by the way. Seattle Seahawks have announced a new program to help curb fights and violence by planting undercover police officers dressed as fans of the opposing team throughout Lumen Field. And so if somebody starts to pick a fight with somebody just because of the opposing jersey and all of that, then they can grab the people and throw them out of the game. Now, the Seahawks proposed this in 2013. Listen to this. Listen. The most violent NFL stadiums in America. And you know what number one I was going to say was? And you knew you do too, right? Right. Eagles, duh. Philadelphia Eagles. Rudest fans ever. Right? Am I right? Anyway, no, no. Lumen Field is fifth place. The other four include the Vikings, U.S. bank Stadium, the Broncos in Power Field, the Houston, Texas NRG Stadium, and the Kansas City Chiefs Arrowhead Stadium. Really? Maybe it's because people at NFL Stadium in Kansas City, they get there at six in the morning and start, you know, grilling and drinking. Maybe that's a part of it, but I'm a little surprised it wouldn't be the Eagles, because the Eagles fans are kind of, you know, you know, I'm wearing my Kansas City Chiefs hat today. It's not well received in these parts, by the way. They. It's not well received. There's a guy at Walmart, he. He puts carts away. I've seen him a couple times and it seems like every time I'm there and wearing this, wearing the hat, and he always gives me grief about it, this is my life. Going to Walmart, going to the White House, going, meeting Nigel Farage, hockey loogies off the, the, you know, the parking garage in my apartment complex. And it's just, I'm living the life, people. I'm living the life. And you're here with me. If you want to see some of the pictures at the White House yesterday and in the press room, I went up and of course, pretended like I was answering questions and everything. And it was a lot of fun. So go to Rob Carson show on all my social media and we got a loaded show for you coming up. We're going to be talking about Venezuela and blowing that banana boat out of the water and all of that. We got more stuff out of Chicago. Donald Trump's going to send more than just National Guard troops. He's going to send in all sorts of ice people and lots of guests today, including Tony Kennett from the Daily Signal at the bottom of the hour. So let's take a break and get to it. This is the Rob Carson Show. The Rob Carson show podcast is everywhere. Go to newsmax.com listen for details. You're wrong in your question. Number one, Venezuela is a major source. And the reason why is the following. And I've seen a lot of this.
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Reporting and it's fake reporting.
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And I'll tell you why. It says that somehow Venezuela is not involved in the drug trade because the U.N. says they're not involved in the U.N. i don't care what the U.N. says. The U.N. doesn't know what they're talking about.
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Maduro is indicted by a grand jury.
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In the Southern District of New York.
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That means the Southern District of New York presented the evidence to a grand.
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Jury and a grand jury indicted him. And then a superseding indictment came out that was unsealed about a year and a half ago that specifically detailed Maduro's actions. So number one, let there be no doubt. He, Nicolas Maduro, is an indicted drug.
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Trafficker in the United States and he's.
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A fugitive of American justice. And can you believe of all the things the Democrat Party, they're so just bat guano crazy over, you know, they wanted to what, Chris Van Hollen went down and had margaritas with Abrego Garcia. Remember that? And then Democrats don't want illegal criminals driven out of the country. They let them go. They just let him go and all of this. And then, then they were, you know, they hated the national guard in Washington, D.C. even though it made Washington the most safe metropolitan area in the country for real. Most safe in three weeks. And the Democrats were crying and b wording about that and all. It really is kind of ridiculous. Jonathan Turley was, was talking about it about that. But, but also he, he was talking yesterday about the banana boat. I must call it the banana boat. That's the boat that the, that they blew out of the water. The Venezuelan boat that had 11 trinder ragua drug dealing gang members there and of a fatal ammunition overdose. It was. Yeah, it was, it was tragic. But anyway, here is Jonathan Turley talking about the banana boat. Well, this is a gray area when.
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You have countries operating international waters outside of their borders to protect their national security under US Law. This gang has been denoted as a terrorist organization.
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And of course, administrations in the past, even President Obama have made. Blew up 11 of Chris Van Hollen's boyfriends, carried out unilateral attacks. President Obama vaporized an American citizen. Yeah, he did. And said that he was a terrorist. And that's the end of it. So with, with people questioning this, they.
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Need to understand there is a long history of American presidents carrying out these operations.
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Now you can certainly object to this.
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This gang being denied being denoted as a terrorist organization, but legally that is their status according to federal law.
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Yeah. And then, by the way, the Venezuelan Air force. I'm not kidding. The Pentagon said yesterday two Venezuelan aircraft flew close to the US Navy vessel in what they called a highly provocative move. Today, two Maduro regime military aircraft flew near a US Navy vessel in international waters. The highly provocative move was designed to interfere with our counter narcotics operation. We have audio from the plane flyby featuring one of the best planes from the Venezuelan Air Force. Here it is right there. Flying by. He was probably going 110 or so. Right. You know how close he is. That was unbelievable. Then it was Wayland. President Maduro. Here he goes again. There's the other one. Was it maximum preparedness in light of the US Military boosting its Caribbean. Sorry, the plane's a little loud there. Caribbean Maritime force in the fight against threats from Latin American drug cartels. And yesterday I was thinking about this and, and I talked to Jim Gossett and I said, you know, we got to do a song about the. The banana boat from Venezuela with the Trende Aragua gang members. And he came up with this on the Rob Carson Show. Exclusively drugs transported by boat. Venezuela, you best take note. Come on. Cartels. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. They're having fits. Cause they're men. Is that Isaac the bartender over there? They were blown to Bits. I guess Doc wasn't on this one. The drug boat. It now resides on the ocean floor in pieces. The drog boat. Marco says we're gonna take out more. Yes. Yes. Their lives are in danger if they take another chance. Yeah. Fly that plane a little closer. We'll get you next time. Cause drugs we won't tolerate. Shut it down before it's too late. No drug. Yeah. A boat that was filled with drugs. There you go. That is Jim gossip. I knew that was going to be good when I told him about it yesterday. He's just. He's a Genius. Go to patreon.com Jim Gossett comedy patreon.com Jim Goss Buffett comedy I was talking to this couple at the valet at this event with Nigel Farage that I was at, and. And the guy said he was a big fan of Rush Limbo. And I said I used to write most of his comedy. What? Yeah. And then I found out that the. The architecture firm where I do the show. And there's a soundproof door. They can't hear it. And I heard a lot of people in the office were pretty liberal. And turns out this one guy who I thought was a liberal, he says, oh, man. I listened to Rush Limbaugh. I heard you write for Rush Limbaugh. I said, yeah, I wrote for Rush Limbaugh. So it was kind of cool. It was kind of cool. By the way, we're $37 trillion in debt. The dollar is slipping in value because we printed so much dang money and we're so far in debt. So whether it's as a hedge against inflation, peace of mind, or global instability, maybe it's a time to diversify into gold a little bit. Birch Gold Group is the. Is the place that I have diversified my gold. And if you haven't heard this first time, gold buyers by September 30th, you got to do this before September 30th. Birch is offering a rebate of up to $10,000 in free metals on qualifying purchases.
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Yeah, I know. Just claim eligibility, start the process. Requested info kit text Rob to 989-898. Rob to 989-898. Burt's going to help you roll an existing IRA or 401K into gold. And you, you are still eligible for a rebate in free metals up to $10,000. And gold is a heavy metal dude. So Burt's called the only precious metals company I trust, as do their tens of thousands of customers. If your first time. Again, $10,000 up to $10,000 in free metals if you buy by September 30th. So get on it. Text my name, Rob to 989-8984. Birch Gold. We have got so much coming up. Tony Kennett, he's always brilliant and hilarious and all that with the Daily Signal. He's gonna be on the other side of the break. Gotta get into some new information about that shooter in Minneapolis. He had a furry girlfriend. Okay. It was a woman who dressed up like animals for sex. So he became a woman, I guess to be a lesbian. So we'll get to that in on the show very shortly. Welcome to Friday. Don't go anywhere. Hi, it's Tony Marino, host of the super popular Newsmax Daily podcast. A rundown of the day's top headlines and top highlights of Newsmax shows and interviews show you may have missed. Plus some sports, stock markets and even some yucks all packed into about 20 minutes. Search for the Newsmax Daily with me, Tony Marino on your favorite podcast platform. And check out our entire lineup of great podcasts including Greg Kelly, Rob Carson and Jerry Callahan@Newsmax.com Listen. Two young ladies in Las Cruces, New Mexico to town hall recently gave me this starfish pin. I was going to give it to you today, but after your questioning today, I don't think you deserve it. Because what this represents is to remember that every one of us can make a difference, sir. To something as small as a starfish on a beach that maybe got washed up. You throw it back in the ocean, you might not save them all, but you can save one. Wow. I'm sorry. That you're not worthy of this nice little pincer is a nice reminder. I'm going to pray for you, Secretary Kennedy. I hope we do better. I want you to do better. But today was a failure for you, man. That is Senator Warnock. That is Senator Ben Ray Lujan. Thanks. Saying one of the dumbest things I've heard an adult say ever. Saying that he wouldn't give a starfish pen that was given to him by a little girl to RFK Jr. He also said the friendship bracelet is off. My God. Are you serious? What a bunch of. I mean what a laughable bunch of. What a clown car of stupid. The Democrat party is joining us on the Newsmax hotline is one of our favorite guests. He is Tony Kennett. He is with the Daily Signal. Also does a great show at in the WIBC in Indianapolis, Indiana and he welcomes. We welcome him to the show. How are you on this Friday, sir?
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I'm Fantastic. I mean, every single day there's just more nonsense to laugh at, to make fun of. And the standard of manliness, it's a very easy bar to clear these days.
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I gotta tell you. You know, the. I. I've discovered it last night. Ben Ray, Lujan is the. Is the male ver. Maisie.
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Hirono, I'm just gonna be level with you here. I mean, again, I know that. I know that's funny, but it was such a low bar for the Dems to clear. They had a committee that doesn't have Maisie on it. All they have to do is just act vaguely normal. And if RFK has one or two wacky things to say. Yes, they don't say anything. They're good. No, they bring up Lujan to say the gayest thing in the Senate since Biden's last pride month.
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Yes. I'm not gonna give you this starship bracelet. What the hell? I mean, honestly.
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So you're not even invited to junior prom, so how's that?
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Cindy, we're not gonna let you join our club and play in our treehouse, for crying out loud. Honestly, it was. It was all the stupid and. And the. The amazing thing is, and yesterday RFK said it. The CDC and HHS have basically made chronic disease. Listen to this. This is the latest. He just got this statistic yesterday. RFK Junior. The CDC and HHS have presided over this. Senator, you know, this morning I got the latest numbers from CDC. That 76.4% of Americans now have a chronic disease. This is stunning. When my uncle was president was 11%. 1950, it was 3%. 76% of us have a chronic dise. Disease. Under this. CDC and HHS and the Democrat Party is screeching that that RFK is going to ruin our health.
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So again, it cracks me up for one. For one to see this kind of nonsense, to see them lean into this pretend nothing is real. This is the crew who should be the most upset about the rise in chronic illness. Also, there is one thing, and this is the part where RFK actually has a little bit of a red flag. Guys, we have invented more things to label as chronic diseases. You can see this in the medical journals. Former science teacher. The ways that we have, like categorized different things as medical illnesses, whatever, that's increased. So part of the reason why 70 some percent of a chronic illness is because. Yeah, well, now there are 300 chronic illnesses, whereas 30 years ago we only had a name for like 10 of them.
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Yeah.
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So, I mean, there's a Little asterisk there. But again, the Democrats didn't allow him to trip on himself there. They allowed the most popular member of the Trump administration.
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Yes.
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To fight with them and make fun of Elizabeth Warren to mock Tina Smith who is somehow stupider than Klobuchar. Incredible. I mean it's like Christmas.
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Yeah. And then, then of course, yesterday, you know the, on cnn, Harry into, I'm like, I'm liking Harry into it a lot. He, he sounds like an old timey baseball announcer. Have you ever noticed that, that he's like. Well, you'd be wrong about that. It turns out that RFK Jr. Is the most popular person in the cabinet here. Listen to him.
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Yesterday you said radio announcer. I just want to say real quick, I was thinking of Harry Carr. You're from cnn.
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Yes. Here we go. You know Harry, it's interesting. All morning long I've been saying Secretary Kennedy could be the most embattled member of the Cabinet. Yes. Fact check me here.
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No, I think that's a false, that's a false, that's a Daniel Dale fact check for you.
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False on that. What are we talking about here?
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Net favor ratings of key Trump officials.
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Look at this. RK Jr didn't he sound like an old timey baseball announcer?
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Well, I gotta tell you, Lefty, I'm looking at, it looks like it's batting average is well over the match this year.
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I mean, yeah, we're looking, we're looking at the, we're looking at the round up here and Rubio's negative 7, Vance negative 11, Hexa 14 and RFK Jr. Way out of front of the back at negative 7.
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I'm sorry again, as a former science teacher, I love the data, I love the receipts. It's one of the things that keeps me coming back to this game. And I'll say this, I can't believe I'm saying it, but CNN's choice to keep Scott Jennings on to keep Harry Crime center shows me that there is a pulse. There are a few people over at that network who recognize that American people are tired of the Joy Reid screeching 24 hours a day. Now they've backed it down to 16.
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Oh yes, and I'm trying to remember the name of the, the woman who leads the panel. That's that Scott's always on Abby Phillips. So I, I saw yesterday that she interrupts conservatives 43 times more than liberals on her show.
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Look, my boss's bosses has been on again, a good friend also Ben Shapiro, he's also been on and they Try to do that interruption nonsense. Yes, because the mood of the country has shifted. It. Conservatives are not in a place where they have to feel guarded or they have to feel like they can be stepped on, or they have to be really quiet. That kind of era in American politics is over. Now even liberal journalists are admitting that we have an opportunity to be correct about health and the trans issue. It really puts everything in a new place.
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Well, I moved to Old Town Alexandria, a mile from Reagan National Airport. And one thing I've noticed in the last I've ever been here five weeks, that conservatives speak in hushed tones. And it reminded me of Germany in 1939. I'm not screwing around. Go to this, this. This place called the Torpedo Factory. One of the artists is pro Israel, and. And she's talking to me like this. I'm a conservative. And she didn't want anybody to hear over the partition between her, her booth and the next booth because. And I'm like, are you out of your mind? And the same goes. I've met this couple at a restaurant, and they're like, well, we're conservative. I'm like, you know what? They didn't want the bartender to hear. I was. I was having a Diet Coke. You very much. And so I said, really? I said, I am a conservative. I am a Trump supporter, and I am not going to be hushed anymore. Nonsense. I think we're getting past that. Certainly. You know, I didn't see that in Kansas City. I would imagine Indy's a little better, but here it is. I'm not gonna do this crap.
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Well, you're far more likely these days to see some again, as we've talked about them for the angry, old white liberal librarian wokesters that we talked about for ages. They're far more likely now when they step out to cancel someone in public, to essentially be told to shut up by someone in the back of the room, and that person either grumbles or just leaves the establishment. So, I mean, this is a new era. I think that Americans paying attention has paid dividends. And now what I really want to see is good governance so that come midterm, we don't snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.
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Yeah, well, you know, I think that the glorious thing here, Tony, and I could have never in my wildest dreams imagined that the Democrats would not learn anything from 2024 and doubled down on insanity, stupidity, everything. I mean, it is so glorious that they're lying in their grave shoveling dirt with their forearms on them in the grave. And that's their strategy, Tony.
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It really is. And this was the thing I was noting earlier today. The average Democrat congressional or the average congressional ballot generic has Democrats up about two and a half points 14 months out from midterm. The opposition party should be up 10 to 13 points. The Democrats are up in the generic like 2. Forget alarm bells. It's Chernobyl at this point.
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And now listen, we've got it. We got a break. We got a break and I know you're on a roll. We got to take a break. We're going to continue on this. I also wanted your thoughts on the magic loogie last night at the NFL game. That's what I'm calling it. We're going to take a break and come back more with Tony Cadet on the other side of the break. Don't go anywhere. Sacrifice for enacting an agenda that I think is fundamentally cruel and defies common sense. Do I got a reply or go get him. Senator, you've sat in that chair for how long, 20, 25 years while the chronic disease in our children went up to 76% and you said nothing. You never asked the question why it's happening. Why is this happening today? For the first time in 20 years, infant mortality has increased in our country. That is RFK Jr responding to Ron Wyden Fufferin fucker Tash yesterday making him look like a complete fool because the Democrat Party has presided over the falling into the abyss. Health wise America, one of the most unhealthy countries in the world because of leadership by the CDC and hhs, controlled by big Pharma, Big Food, fda, all of them. They literally get their funding from these, from these companies and they automatically rubber stamp their products. Tony Kennett of the Daily Signal also WIBC radio and lovely Indianapolis, Indiana on the phone. Yeah, there was yesterday was, you know, I think that the Democrats thought they had a couple victories but they didn't. They looked at like fools. And he knows his stuff because he has been studying this for, for 25 years at least.
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I got to be honest with you. I think that this is part of a larger issue the Democrats have. I don't know if we have a name for it yet. We'll call it shifting decorum. So there will be decorum in a place, you know, like the rule is hey, you're in a committee meeting, if the senator is speaking, you shut up, you address them correctly. If they get salty, that's their right, they're a senator. And then Democrats took that and they said we're Going to use that. That kind of forced silence to make fools out of ourselves for the cameras. And so then what happened? Republicans. Then, as this always does, Republicans will start to match the decorum of the Democrats, and it really upsets them. They have no strategy for this.
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Yeah.
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And they can see it with all kinds of crap, and especially in hearings.
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Now, because they're a bunch of children. He literally called them children yesterday. Yeah, yeah. And listen, here's what they do. They filibuster. They want to get their sound bite in so badly that they. They talk over the other person. This is Tina Smith. So last time you were before con. Secretary Kennedy, you claimed, and I quote, I have never been anti vax. I have never told the public to avoid a vaccination. But in a podcast, you said the opposite. You said, there's no vaccine that is safe and effective. So that sure sounds anti vax to me, Secretary Kennedy. So let me ask you, when were you lying, sir? When you told this committee that you were not anti vax or when you told Americans that there's no safe and effective vaccine? Both things are true. Oh, so more denial, More back and forth. Here's what I know. Here's what I know. Can you explain why? Senator, you just actually. I want you to listen to me. Okay, go ahead. I want you to listen to me, because I don't. Okay, go ahead. You make a fool of yourself.
B
That was my favorite. That was actually underreported yesterday. Believe it or not, I led that off with our coverage of it last night because that is the perfect explanation of the Democrats. They just want their campaign by, and they don't expect him to talk back. And so then when they say the obvious, it makes them look like fools.
A
Well, that. The guy who I mentioned earlier, what's his name? The one who's the male. Ben Ray Lujan. The male version of Maisie Hirono. He did a couple of these things where he. Well, here's one. This is great. This is great. He says, you need to make things public. And then RFK says, well, yeah, it already is. Sharing the protocols used for the autism study with Congress and to the public. Public. They're public. Will you commit to giving it to this committee by the end of the week? No, not. Because that's not the way it works. Well, you. You don't even know what you're talking about. Mr. Secretary, will you commit to sharing the protocols for the study by the end of the month?
B
We already have.
A
Yeah, just look on the interweb, for God's sake. It's right there, you idiot.
B
I, I want to know first of all if Luhan and Smith are married. Because if they are, I want to send condolence cards to their spouse houses.
A
Oh my God.
B
Must you want to join the suicide watch list? My God.
A
You know, he has just enough intelligence to keep his autonomic breathing system going. And that's about it. And that's about it. Let's move on to the magic loogie last night. What a way to kick off the NFL season. You got Dak Prescott apparently had I call his the magic loogie because he spat in the direction of Jalen Carter and then Jalen Carter just hocked one at him and Jalen Carter got removed. What do you think?
B
I gotta say, starting the NFL season off with a bunch of useless flags is probably as hilarious as the singer singing the black national anthem. Whatever. And the audio not working. I mean, just chef's kiss for the way to go in.
A
Can I, can I just tell you, you know, and I, I know I'm white and everything, but the black national anthem should be the Jefferson's theme song because it's the greatest television theme song in history and it's about moving on up. It's about, it's about living life, baby. Man, that's what I think it ought to be. Well, it's just me personally. White national anthem. I don't know.
B
The white national anthem probably should be the Empire carpet theme song.
A
Oh yes. 800-5882. Do you realize I have, I have carpeted and hardwood two houses because of that stinking jingle that I heard 20 years ago.
B
See, there you go. You said you're white. National anthem, presto.
A
Well, also, by what makes you know, I moved to Washington D.C. five weeks I've been here and it's now one of the safest metros in the, in the country. I've been downtown. It's glorious. National Guard is going to say through the 30th. We got about a minute here. You think what's going to happen in Chicago, it's going to happen, right?
B
I think eventually I'm going to see the same thing as Los Angeles. He's going to send in ice. They're going to throw rocks at ice and that'll be the pretext for the National Guard. I think that's how they'll do it it. Now, as to whether or not that'll last, I mean, who knows? I'm not a forecaster palm reader and I'm certainly not Peter Navarro.
A
No, you are not. And you certainly aren't Lindsay Luhan. Or I mean, Ben Ray Luhan. Tony, thanks for being on the show, man. Where can people see your glorious podcast, your glorious face and read your stuff and all that?
B
The glorious YouTube.com you search for the Daily Signal. You'll find me.
A
All right, brother. Have a glorious week. We'll talk very soon. This is the Rob Carson Channel show. Poor little Democrats. Are you guys okay today that I came in to check on you? Every time Trump does something good, you guys spaz out. Would you guys shut up and let him work? Yeah. Oh, my goodness. Right into some Metallica. Thank you very much. Did you hear the big news, Pete Hexer? They're going to rename the. The Defense Department. The War Department. I think they ought to call it the Metallica Department. Turn that up. Come on, Bring it up here. How about that? This could be their new theme song, Right? You know, you've got the theme to the. To the Army. You got the theme to the Marines and all that. Why not. Why not make the dod, the Department of War, Metallica be the theme song? There you go. For whom the dell. The bell tolls, by the way. For whom the bell tolls. You know, Ben, Tim Kaine made a. An absolutely unforgivable and insulting comment the other day during a Senate hearing, and Ted Cruz was there. I've talked to you about on the show. We. The reason why we became the greatest engine of individual and economic liberty in the entire world for history is because we recognized our rights came from God and not from man. And also we had the first and Second Amendment. But here is Tim Kaine saying because of that, we're a lot like Iran. The notion that rights don't come from laws and don't come from the government, but come from the Creator. That's what the Iranian government believes. That is one of the most profoundly stupid and ignorant things I've ever heard come out of the mouth of someone who calls themselves a senator. You fool. The statement that. That our rights do not come from our laws or our governments is extremely troubling.
B
Wow.
A
So Senator Kaine said in this hearing that he found it a radical and dangerous notion. Wow. That you would say our rights came from God and not from government. I just walked into the hearing as he was saying that, and I almost fell out of my chair. No kidding. Because that radical and dangerous notion, in his words, is literally the founding principle upon which the United States of America was created. Yeah. And if you do not believe me and you made reference to this, Mr. Barnes, then you can believe perhaps the most prominent Virginian to ever serve, Thomas Jefferson, who wrote in the Declaration of Independence, we hold these truths to be self evident. Yes. That all men are created equal and that they are endowed by their Creator. Come on, baby. Not by government, not by the Democratic National Committee, but by God. Yeah, absolutely. This is how broken, corrupt and awful the Democrat Party is that anyone in Congress would say such a thing is so profoundly ignorant. It is breathtaking, to be quite honest. All right. So coming up, National Guard's gonna stay in D.C. until December. And and Donald Trump's going to he going to Chicago next. Let's take a break and come back. This is the Rob Carson Show. Don't go anywhere.
Date: September 5, 2025
Host: Rob Carson
Guest: Tony Kennett (Daily Signal)
Podcast Network: Newsmax
This episode of The Rob Carson Show is a fast-paced, humorous blend of political insight, cultural commentary, and satirical reflection. Carson shares personal anecdotes, analyzes current events—including tech moguls at the White House and NFL controversy—lampoons Congressional hearings, and features guest Tony Kennett for pointed commentary on media and politics. The tone is equal parts playful and combative, with Carson’s long background in political comedy evident throughout.
Timestamp: 00:48–04:00
"It's like steerage in a freighter. It is absolutely just uncomfortable. Tiny. It's no bigger than probably my apartment..." (02:20)
"The other reporters don't want to smile at you or look at you... because they're journalists. They don't have anything to do with the riff raff, you know, the guy who tells jokes on Newsmax." (02:54)
Timestamp: 04:00–05:50
"How concerning is the lack of freedom of speech online in the UK?" (04:49)
"Hey, I'd ask you, what the hell did you do with my Facebook page the day after the election?" (05:30)
Timestamp: 05:15–06:50
"I spoke to him for about 10 minutes. Did some very silly pictures with him, actually... If I were still drinking, we could get in a lot of trouble..." (05:57)
"There are people in Great Britain who are very concerned that Britain could fall and they're waiting for us to help them out like we did in World War II." (06:15)
Timestamp: 06:50–11:00
"Expectorating is kind of a deal with us. I like to expectorate... Just kind of do a little target practice. Pretend like you're a bombardier..." (09:00)
Timestamp: 11:00–12:40
Timestamp: 13:00–15:20
"Drugs transported by boat / Venezuela, you best take note..." (15:26)
Timestamp: 19:00–20:40
Ad segment omitted as per instructions, brief mention for narrative flow.
Timestamp: 21:50–25:30
“...Saying that he wouldn't give a starfish pen that was given to him by a little girl to RFK Jr... what a clown car of stupid the Democrat party is...” (22:03)
“No, they bring up Lujan to say the gayest thing in the Senate since Biden's last pride month.” (23:04)
Timestamp: 23:19–25:15
“76.4% of Americans now have a chronic disease... When my uncle was president it was 11%.” (24:04)
“We have invented more things to label as chronic diseases... so part of the reason why 70 some percent of a chronic illness is because... now there are 300 chronic illnesses, whereas 30 years ago we only had a name for, like, 10 of them.” (25:04)
Timestamp: 25:30–29:00
“Abby Phillips... interrupts conservatives 43 times more than liberals on her show.” (27:12)
“It reminded me of Germany in 1939. I'm not screwing around... I'm a conservative... I am a Trump supporter, and I am not going to be hushed anymore.” (27:35–28:10)
Timestamp: 29:00–30:00
“The Democrats are up in the generic like 2 [points]. Forget alarm bells. It's Chernobyl at this point.” (29:43)
Timestamp: 30:50–34:00
“They filibuster. They want to get their sound bite in so badly that they talk over the other person.” (32:31)
“So let me ask you, when were you lying, sir? When you told this committee that you were not anti-vax or when you told Americans that there's no safe and effective vaccine? Both things are true. Oh, so more denial...” (33:20)
Timestamp: 35:07–36:02
“The black national anthem should be the Jefferson's theme song because it's the greatest television theme song in history and it's about moving on up... The white national anthem probably should be the Empire carpet theme song.” (35:22–35:46)
Timestamp: 36:02–36:33
“…they're going to throw rocks at ICE and that'll be the pretext for the National Guard. I think that's how they'll do it.” (36:17)
Timestamp: 37:40–38:45
“That's what the Iranian government believes. That is one of the most profoundly stupid and ignorant things I've ever heard come out of the mouth of someone who calls themselves a senator.” (38:23)
“...We hold these truths to be self evident... they are endowed by their Creator... not by government, not by the Democratic National Committee, but by God.” (38:37)
Rob Carson on his career journey:
"I mean, listen, I have a lot of fun doing this for a living. And sometimes I gotta pinch myself to, to say, holy hell. I'm a guy who five years ago was a hopeless alcoholic selling cars for a living." (00:56)
On White House press room:
"It's like steerage in a freighter. It is absolutely just uncomfortable. Tiny." (02:12)
Mike Carter’s viral question:
"[…] How concerning is the lack of freedom of speech online in the UK?" (04:49)
On NFL ‘magic loogie’ incident:
“Expectorating is kind of a deal with us. I like to expectorate…Pretend like you're a bombardier…That's what guys do…” (09:00)
Jim Gossett’s parody:
"Drugs transported by boat / Venezuela, you best take note..." (15:26)
Tony Kennett on Democratic Senators:
"No, they bring up Lujan to say the gayest thing in the Senate since Biden's last pride month." (23:04)
Rob Carson on conservative hush culture:
"It reminded me of Germany in 1939…I'm a conservative. I am a Trump supporter, and I am not going to be hushed anymore." (27:43)
On Tim Kaine’s “God-given rights” comment:
"That is one of the most profoundly stupid and ignorant things I've ever heard come out of the mouth of someone who calls themselves a senator. You fool." (38:23)
Rob Carson delivers a whirlwind tour through politics, pop culture, and personal history, all with trademark wit and irreverence. The episode mixes sharp media analysis, playful riffs on sports and music, and scathing satirical takedowns of Democratic Congressional theatrics. If you want a humorous but pointed right-of-center take on the week’s hot topics—sprinkled with inside jokes and musical parodies—this is a must-listen.