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You are about to hear the most interesting, informative, thought provoking and funny show in America on air and on the world wide web. This is the Rob Carson show. This is the Rob Carson show. And welcome to Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday, Monday. There's gonna be like, what, a super moon or something tonight. I hear there's gon moon tonight. I'm ready for fall. I'm ready for fall. I already got my pumpkin out by my apartment door. I've got an apartment. You see that? For the first time since Kurt Cobain was alive, I'm living by myself. Yeah, it's been that long. So. So I got an apartment now. And my neighbors probably think I'm. I'm nuts. You know, I'm like, you know, talking to them and inviting them to watch football and stuff. It's kind. It's kind of weird. It's kind of weird, but I got out this weekend. I went to Rehoboth. I got to know Sussex County, Delaware, which is an oasis. It's a. An agrarian area. It's. It's Iowa meets the ocean and largely conservative. I got to meet a lot of people there and, and go to this giant event called wings and wheels. Had World War II vintage aircraft flying everywhere and then all sorts of classic cars and awesome food. I had a Maryland crab egg roll. Oh my God. From a food Truck. And then I had my Grotto pizza. Grotto Pizza owes me so much money because I promote them, but I love their pizza. I don't know what it is. I just love it. And I got to see the ocean. The ocean. And I found some seashells for my daughter. That's when we used to go there. We'd get seashells. And she lives in Kansas City now, and she's going to art school. And. And I was walking, as I was walking from the beach. There's waste cans there. And they clean up the beach, you know, at the night after the beachgoers are there. And there's this little blanket there with unicorns on it. It's a throw. And I figured some little girl has lost her blanket. And, you know, it was in the trash and there's no way we'd ever be able to find it. So I took that blanket and I. And I washed it and I. And I snuggled it. And I'm gonna send that to my daughter with those seashells. I wanted to share that story with you. I just thought it was kind of. Kind of cool. I'm gonna get into Virginia Republican. Well, I should say there's a couple things going on in Virginia. Jay Jones is running for the AG there, and he sent some texts a couple years ago that were very violent, very violent. And we're gonna get into this very shortly because many people, including Morning Joe, are saying he needs to pull out of the race. Altog Sears is running for governor. This is the Democrat Party Winsome Sears opponent for governor in the state of Virginia is a radical Abigail Spam Burger. I call her Spam Burger because there's no meat, just filler. And she is as radical left as they get. And she's completely down. Even though she's got a couple of daughters, she's completely down with boys going into girls shower rooms and competing with girls. That's how bat guano crazy this woman is. And she has also spoken violently about how Democrats should react to Republicans. So we're gonna get to that. And then we got John Reed, who's running for. For lieutenant governor in the state of Virginia at the bottom of the hour to talk about all of this. And his opponent is even further bad guano crazy left than Spam Burger. So we're going to get to all of that as the. As the show progresses. SNL over the weekend featured this Jack Weed bad bunny who nobody has ever heard of. And I got to tell you, I'm not going to watch the Super Bowl My time with the NFL will be limited this season because the NFL is still virtue signaling with these idiotic expressions in their end zones, like in racism, like I'd never even thought of that before. And then they put this jackass Bad Bunny, who is radical left, pro, open borders, very anti. Trump literally said a couple of weeks ago he was never going to perform in America again because Donald Trump was deporting illegals. And here he is this weekend on snl. I'm very excited to be doing the super bowl, and I know that people all around the world who love my music are also happy. Our national language is English there. So there's that todo Latino, Latina. That is really great. That's really cool. He also likes to dress up like a girl. He likes to do that transgender nonsense. Nicole Wallace, of course, who is America's, you know, stepmom. A bad stepmom. Of course. She had some thoughts about this and. And blamed all of us for not wanting a bad bunny as the halftime performer for the Super Bowl.
