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The Rod Ryan Show — May 19, 2026 (Tattoosday, Full Broadcast)

Podcast: The Rod Ryan Show
Station: 94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM, Houston)
Date: May 19, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Rod Ryan Show dives into Houston’s rock and alternative scene and serves up a lively blend of weather updates, pop culture news, sports commentary, hilarious on-air games, ticket giveaways, and everyday life banter. Major highlights include the fallout from a dramatic “Fresh Out of Bed Head to Head” competition, weather warnings for Houston’s long weekend, Shakira’s $70 million tax win, TSA’s new viral chicken challenge, and a rowdy round of the “Shout It Out Loud” game for Blue October tickets.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Houston Weather and Memorial Day Weekend (02:01, 27:56, 33:33, 53:15)

• Overview: Stormy weather hits Houston just in time for end-of-school parties and the holiday weekend, with a 100% chance of rain and possible flooding lingering through the holiday.
  • "Today officially kicks off stormy weather for our area...heavy rain, lightning, heavy winds, hail." – Mo (02:03)
  • “We are going to be off here on Monday, so we have a long weekend as well.” – Rod (07:19)
• Notable Quote:
  • "Looks like the 8am hour is gonna be our worst hour..." – Rod (54:01)
• Timestamps: [02:01], [27:56], [33:33], [53:15]

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2. News Highlights & Pop Culture — Shakira, TSA, and More (04:23, 39:46, 54:08)

• Shakira’s Triumph:
  • She wins her eight-year tax evasion battle in Spain. The government failed to prove she was a resident for 183 days, saving her $70 million.
  • "Turns out she was like, there are 160 some days. So it didn't qualify for her to pay all that money." – Rod (04:51)
  • "Shakira also in the headlines...she won her tax evasion case in Spain and she gets $70 million back from the government." – Mo (56:45)
• TSA’s Rotisserie Chicken Challenge:
  • The TSA jokingly invites travelers to bring as many rotisserie chickens as possible in their carry-ons, sparking a viral trend and banter about protein snacks and travel restrictions.
  • "You can fit as many rotisserie chickens as you can in your carry on. And that's where the jokes started to come on." – Mo (04:05)
  • “You can bring 3.4 ounces of a shake, but you can bring a damn rotisserie chicken?” – Rod (55:27)
• Other News:
  • President Trump cancels planned Iran strike, citing international negotiations (29:09, 81:49)
  • Jack Osborne confirms Ozzy & Sharon biopic for 2028 (05:00, 57:38)
  • Two Americans arrested for breaking into Punch the Monkey’s enclosure in Tokyo (30:48, 82:56)

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3. Fresh Out of Bed, Head to Head — A Dramatic Showdown (14:18, 18:10, 21:13, 26:14)

• The Setup:
  • Josh "the Goat," the reputed GOAT of the segment, seeks win #4 but is toppled by DJ in a tense, quick-thinking trivia faceoff.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “You gotta be a riverboat gambler. DJ, you won the — who cares?” – Rod (18:40)
  • “You beat the greatest fresh out of bed head to head player of all time. You said no big deal.” – Rod (18:57)
• Memorable Moments:
  • Tense back-and-forth answers (Sample: "What is the main liquor in a margarita?" "Tequila!" — DJ’s winning answer [17:40])
  • DJ’s triumphant return after an earlier loss.
  • Audience and in-studio reaction: “Game of the year!” (26:14)
• Timestamps: [14:18]–[18:40], [21:13], [26:14]

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4. Sports Recap — Astros, NBA & NHL Playoffs (05:24, 32:21, 38:39, 84:36)

• Astros:
  • Astros lose to the Twins 6–3, with Lance McCullers pitching the next game.
• Playoff Action:
  • NBA: Spurs defeat Thunder in double OT, lead conference finals.
  • NHL: Canadiens beat Sabres 3–2 in a dramatic Game 7 double overtime, prompting heartfelt sports talk from Rod.
• Rod on Sports Emotions:
  • "There's nothing better in all of sports…but Game Seven, it's different. It's crazy raw when it's your team." – Rod (34:28)
• Timestamps: [05:24], [32:21], [38:39], [84:36]

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5. Shout It Out Loud Game — The Ultimate Face-Off (71:43, 78:01)

• Premise:
  • Mo, Alex, and Chili play for listeners, answering rapid-fire category questions by shouting answers starting with specific letters.
• Climactic Round:
  • "Name something you bring to a Memorial Day barbecue starting with the letter 'P.'"
  • Chili’s quick “Pie!” and the final tiebreaker on “Something good about Texas starting with the letter 'F.’” (“Food!”)
• Results:
  • Chili clinches the win for listener Stephanie in the "best round ever," as described by the hosts.
• Notable Banter:
  • “Are we gonna play a game or you guys gonna sit here and tug on each other's diapers?” – Rod (71:28)
• Timestamps: [71:43]–[78:16]

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6. Ticket Giveaways & Concert Chatter

• Triumph at the Smart Financial Center
• Sold Out Tame Impala at the Toyota Center
  • “You got the sold out show tickets for you. Those are coming up after the break.” – Rod (34:28)
• Blue October’s Third Show at 713 Music Hall
• Machine Gun Kelly at The Woodlands
• Big Red & Dr. Pepper Soda Trivia
  • “Big Red and big blue is made of lemon, orange and vanilla. Same flavors, just different coloring.” – Rod (27:10)

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7. Everyday Life & Quirky Culture

Touching Grass and Houston’s Arboretum (44:38, 46:20)

• Rod talks about the science and feel-good effect of “touching grass,” forest bathing, and unplugging in local green spaces—heated debate on how to pronounce "arboretum."
  • "There’s just not one study that says getting outside and touching grass…is bad for you. It’s all upside." – Rod (47:27)

Nostalgic Snack & Drink Talk (80:33, 85:14)

• Listeners and hosts reminisce about Five Alive juice, little hugs, Capri Sun, and Lunchables—"Grow up, Peter Pan," jokes Rod.

AI & Finance Concerns (89:14)

• ChatGPT’s new option for financial account linking prompts a roundtable on technology skepticism.
  • "I'm not trusting...I'm Alex on that. Like, no way." – Rod (89:14)

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Memorable Quotes & Banter

• On Shakira’s Win:

  • "There's one thing I don't root for — the Spanish IRS, I'll tell you that much." – Alex (40:03)

• On the “Goat” Game Loss:

  • "That's why you play the game. Herm Edwards, a guy with no wins, took out a 13 time hall of Famer and a two time world champion." – Rod (108:24)

• On Houston Hockey Dreams:

  • "We need a pro hockey team in Houston. Be so great." – Rod (37:48)

• TSA Rotisserie Chicken:

  • “Follow TSA on social media, Rod. They're gonna make you laugh, I swear.” – Mo (56:34)

• On American 250 Celebrations:

  • "Why does every sports team not have a patch that just says, like, suck it, world 250?" – Alex (96:12)

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Timestamps for Noteworthy Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | Notes | |-----------|------------------|------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:01 | Weather Update | Memorial weekend deluge, school parties threatened | | 04:23 | TSA Rotisserie | Viral TSA protein/gains trend, rules on what you can bring on flights | | 14:18-18:40| Head to Head Game| Josh the Goat vs DJ — major upset, high drama | | 27:56 | Flashback Trivia | Soda flavors (Big Red/Dr Pepper), win Triumph tickets | | 39:46 | Trending Now | Shakira verdict, Pedro Pascal fan event, TSA Plus, etc | | 53:15 | More Weather | "Dark and drippy out here in Atascita"—Houston local flavor | | 71:43-78:16| Shout Out Loud | Close, rowdy contest for Blue October tix | | 80:33, 85:14| Snack Nostalgia | Five Alive, Lunchables, field trip lunches | | 89:14 | AI & Finance | ChatGPT’s banking features, hosts’ skepticism |

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Quick Reference: Giveaways and Promos

• Triumph tickets, Blue October’s Blue Christmas (3rd Show), Sold-out Tame Impala, Machine Gun Kelly
• Fun Fact Flashback: “Big Red and Big Blue have the same citrus/cream soda base as Dr Pepper.”
• Head-to-Head Challenge: “Josh the Goat” dethroned by DJ.
• Shout It Out Loud: Rapid-fire category game, fiercely close—Chili victorious.

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Tone & Style

• The show is conversational, quick-witted, and relentlessly friendly—even during competitive segments. Rod Ryan’s self-effacing and enthusiastic energy anchors the team, with Mo, Alex, and Chili bouncing between humor, local pride, and playful ribbing. Listener interaction—via call-ins and emails—keeps the vibe authentic and engaging.

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Summary Takeaways

• Rain dominates Houston conversation, affecting everything from school parties to car washes.
• Pop news highlights include Shakira's big win and the TSA’s viral chicken challenge, which sparks laughter and head-shaking.
• Head to Head and Shout It Out Loud games provide some of the show's most electric moments, with upsets and razor-thin victories.
• Concert and ticket fever run high, with many opportunities for listeners to win their way in.
• Rod’s blend of sports heartbreak, local nostalgia, and “get outside” advocacy rounds out the show’s Houston-centric flavor.

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Transcript

[A]

I'm here on the job site with Dale who's a framing contractor. Hey, good morning. Dale traded up to Geico Commercial Auto Insurance for all his business vehicles. We're here where he needs us most. Yep, they sure are. We make it easy for him to save on all his insurance needs all in one place with coverage that fits his business and bottom line. Oh, I shouldn't have looked down. It's all right. We're so far up here. Look at me. Take a deep breath. I'm good. So good. Get a commercial auto insurance quote [e-mail] and see how much you could save. It feels good to geic. Let's go. Wakey, wakey, wakey. Good morning. This is Ed McMahon. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Rod Ryan. Okay, come on now. Good morning everybody. Rod Ryan show checking in on this tattoos day. Thank you for being up dark and early with us today. Josh the Goat going for wit number four today. And the fresh out of bed head to head challenge will play at 6:20. Triumph Friday night. least I have something to look forward to. Triumph is playing out in Sugar Land at the Smart Financial Center. We'll have tickets for you in homeroom on the fun fact flashback. Sold out. Tame and Paula tickets at 7:20. Oh, the shouted out loud game. We're gonna have all three of our lovely characters in the stud at the same time competing against one another to win you blue October tickets. We'll play that game at around 820. 100. $1,000 alternative income coming your way at 9 10. Machine Gun Kelly plays on Saturday. We've got tickets for you on Mo the Show. We got rain coming today. 100 chance of rain later on today. Partly cloudy skies, still warm, highs of around 89. Good morning, Mo. What you got for Houston's headlines?

[B]

Hey there, let's talk about rain.

[A]

Let's talk about it.

[B]

You know what? It's just in time for all those end of the year parties. The days, the long holiday weekend. Today officially kicks off stormy weather for our area. So heavy rain, lightning, heavy winds, hail. And we know that with rain comes flooding this current storm complex, mostly offshore currently. And it looks like it's going to weaken as it heads into the Houston area. Only 40% chance of showers during our morning commute into the early afternoon. If you do stay rain free during the day today, you're going to reach like 90 degrees. More rain and storms tonight overnight into tomorrow morning. And that's when the rain lingers through the holiday.

[A]

Yeah, just a time for Memorial Day

[B]

weekend, President Trump addressed the African Ebola outbreak, saying he's concerned. His comments yesterday came after an American tested positive for the virus. The American was working in the Democratic Republic of the Congo doing some service. And the World Health Organization declared the current outbreak in the domestic Republic of the Congo and Uganda a public health emergency. I see over 300 suspected cases, 88 deaths. Those Americans were moved to Germany for observation. TSA is challenging travelers to bring as many rotisserie chickens on a plane as you can.

[A]

This is gonna backfire for them.

[B]

I think so.

[A]

I think they were just kind of making a joke. And then you got people that, oh, really? Okay, well, I'll see what I can do.

[C]

My whole suitcase.

[A]

Alex would do this.

[B]

Do you follow? Follow TSA on social media. They're kind of funny.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

It's cheeky, if you will, but I

[A]

feel like they're gonna back themselves into a bit of a corner here.

[B]

So they're addressing, obviously, the. The protein trend. And people were asking, you know, how can I bring my protein shakes on the plane? Nothing can come on the plane over 3.4 ounces. It doesn't matter if it's a protein

[A]

shake, bring the powder and then mix it with water. But that's not good enough for protein.

[C]

They let everybody know, right?

[B]

They did say that you can fit as many rotisserie chickens as you can in your carry on. And that's where the jokes started to come on.

[A]

Here they come.

[B]

I can smell it right now.

[A]

So people were making AI pictures. There's a lot of them online.

[B]

It's going to be happening.

[C]

Just.

[A]

Just carry on. Full of rotisserie chickens.

[B]

Shakira been in the news recently. First it was that whole World cup announcement. Big deal. Then she was cheering on her sons at their soccer game. Being super mom today. It's the headline, because she won. Her tax evasion case in Spain was

[A]

a lot of money.

[B]

$70 million she's supposed to get back. If you don't remember, it's been going on for, like, eight years. She's been fighting with the Spanish government. They said she was resident. She'd been there more than 183 days. And she's like, no, that's not true. So $70 million.

[A]

Turns out she was like, there are 160 some days. So it didn't qualify for her to pay all that money, income tax. So she's getting it back.

[B]

Last but not least, Jack Osborne in the news. He has a YouTub. He did a live stream recently. Answered some Fan questions about that whole bio biopic that you know will feature his parents. He said, I can tell you we're moving ahead on it. He's been on calls. The script is there. We are good, but probably realistically not coming out till 2028. Those are Houston's headlines.

[C]

Take it, Alex. The Astros lost the twins last night six to three. They'll play them again this evening. Lance McCullers is going to be on the mound for the Strohs going up against Minnesota's Zebby Matthews. First pitches at 640 and you listen to it on our sister Station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the spurs got by the Thunder 122 to 115 in double overtime to take Game 1 of the Western Conference final. We had another double overtime game in the Stanley cup playoffs and the Canadians be the Sabres 32 in double overtime in that one to win game seven. Do you sort of regret having your fans sing the. The Canadian national anthem?

[A]

No.

[C]

You don't?

[A]

No.

[C]

Never want a Stanley cup after your fans saying the national anthem of Canada?

[A]

No.

[C]

Never in your history?

[A]

No. It's silly. Your team does it?

[C]

Not during the playoffs against the Canadian team.

[A]

They. Yes.

[C]

No, they don't.

[A]

You don't know that.

[C]

I do.

[A]

Your team, Red Wings, who weren't in the playoffs, they sing the Canadian national anthem. I've never done this. It's a. It's a horrible time to pile on me.

[C]

I'm just saying. Don't you think, you think that maybe that had something to do with.

[A]

Don't you think it's a horrible day to p. Pile on me for something so silly?

[C]

I'm trying to ask questions.

[A]

Do you think this is the best time for that? I'm.

[C]

I'm the reporter. I gotta ask the hard hitting questions.

[A]

Dude. I'm gonna bring in my Blu Ray box set of Band of Brothers. I'm gonna have you watch it.

[C]

I'm asking the hard hitting.

[A]

Okay. I'm gonna have you watch it. See if you maybe learn a little something about the brotherhood.

[C]

We'll let journalism.

[A]

Let's go. Four hours of pain. It sounds very extra painy today.

[B]

Painful.

[A]

Sounds very extra painful. All right, first phone call. Who wants it? Come get it. 713-212-5945. I got every phone line open right now if you want to come get it. All right. It's only sports.

[B]

Yes. It's not.

[A]

It's gonna be fine. Everybody's gonna be good. Great. Hockey is dumb. Here we go. 94, 5. The buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. 10 years right out of the gate and wasteland. Well, good morning. I hope you're off to a great start to your day. Tattoosday. Mo is telling us we got some rain today. I don't know if it's gonna be until later, but a 100 chance of rain today. Rain moving forward into the Memorial day weekend. We are going to be off here on Monday, so we have a long weekend as well. I hope you're geared up and ready to go, but we got a lot of ground to cover this week on the show and it's been fun. With Josh the goat back in the driver's seat. Goats going for win number four in the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. We're going to get rolling with that in about 10 minutes and then triumph on Friday. I still have things to look forward to. You know what I mean? I still have things that are making me happy. I potentially making me happy. We're gonna go see triumph. I'm talking about captain Cash. We're gonna go see triumph on Friday night out in Sugarland. We have tickets for you in homeroom on the fun fact flashback shout it out loud game. We're gonna have all three of the cast members here on the Rod Ryan show competing against one another to win you those buzz. Blue Christmas tickets. Blue October added a third show December 20th. Ticketmaster.com for your seven win to to buy your tickets. But win them from us at around 8:20. Look at these phone lines. What up?

[C]

What up?

[B]

It's now time for the first phone call of the day.

[A]

Good morning, Matt. Hello, Matt. Good morning. Hey, dude, how are you? Great. How are you? I'm all right. I'm all right. Doing all right. My hockey team lost last night, so Alex was already busting my balls a little bit. First time my team in the playoffs, years. So I got excited. It was rough. Yeah, I'm all right. How are you, dude? Don't worry about me. How are you? I'm good, sir. The Spurs. The spurs are continuing their advancement. I'm happy to see that. What's it like to have nice things? I mean, what's it like to be happy in the team that you, you know, you must be a big spurs fan. How's that feel? You know, how does it feel to be moving on? You got to take them where you can get them.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Are you a Spurs fan? Are you from there? Yes, sir.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

I'm from there.

[C]

I moved to Houston last April.

[A]

Okay. Any chance of converting you to a Rockets fan or there's just no chance. The chance isn't zero, but it's not high either, sir. All right, fair enough. So where are they at, Alex? They got this. They got a new series and then they go to the Finals.

[C]

Yeah. Winner goes to the finals.

[A]

Okay, Bye. Bye. By the Knicks. All right. Your team's great, Matt. You're awesome.

[B]

Enjoy it while you can.

[A]

Yeah, it's all right. You're great, dude. You're in good shape. Thank you so much. All right. Thank you, man. I love hearing y' all every morning. Thank you, Matt. I appreciate it. All right. On the flip, got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending and then we'll get set up for our fresh out of bed head to head, Josh the goat going for four, the Buzz. Rock and alternative for Houston, the Rod Ryan Morning.

[B]

10am 94.

[A]

5. The Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show on this tattoos day. Hope you're off to a great start to your day. We do have rain coming with partly cloudy skies. Highs today. Oddly warm with all that rain that's expected. Highs today of around 89. All right, Alex, what's trending?

[C]

The Western Conference finals are trending. The NBA Western Conference finals because the spurs got by their thunder in double overtime last night to take game one of conference finals.

[A]

First phone call, Spurs. He was all about that.

[C]

I can't be excited about that now.

[A]

I don't like this person, but let him have his joy.

[C]

Yes, Mark Fuhrman is trending.

[A]

I sent this to you this morning.

[C]

Yeah, the former LA police detective that passed away, or he passed away yesterday. He was part of the O.J. simpson trial back in the 90s. And you may remember him from a lot of that. Like maybe is the reason that OJ Pretty much got off. But what a lot of people aren't talking about was that he was also a master electrician.

[A]

And so maybe what he did after

[C]

he did some master electrician work, I didn't. Let's also remember him as a master electrician. Not like a horrible human being. Like probably got to be during the. Okay, we can remember him as that, too. Probably was a master electrician.

[A]

Remembered for the trades that he was probably not in.

[C]

Probably not. But yeah. So he's trending. And then Pep Guardiola is trending. He is the longtime Manchester City manager. He announced that he is leaving the club at the end of the season. Manchester City's probably going to get hit with some penalties for some, you know, shady stuff. They've been doing, and I feel like he's getting out before the bad stuff hits. So that's what's trending on 95. Provide the buzz.

[A]

Goat. Goat. Goat. Goat. Greatest of all time. It Spell. Goat. G O A T. Spell it out. Goat Killer Whales. Goat. Epic fails. Goat Salad Shoes. Goat. It Taste of glue. Goat. Frosted Flakes. Goat. Red Pancakes. Goat Nudity. Goat nudity. Goat. Greatest of all time. Goat. Goat. Geo it is Sell it out. Goats don't do drugs. Good morning, everybody. This is Josh the Goat. Continuing my winning ways, I am your Fresh out of Bed, Head to Head three day champion. But I know it's all about that next game. Join me on Tuesday as I make it win number four, 713-212-5945. If you'd like to play Rod Ryan, the show your alarm clock warned you about. 94. 5 the buzz. 6 to 10. 94. Five the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan. Show Tat Tuesday. Got a 100 chance of some rain coming. It looks like it's going to be a part of our morning together. Looks like we got some rain on the way, so sit tight for that partly cloudy skies, highs of around 89 today. What's this guy going for? Win number four. Bring him. And now it's time for the Fresh out of bed, Head to Head challenge. Listeners, your corners. Goat. Goat. Goat. Goat. Greatest of all time is about. Goat. G O A T. Spell it out. Goat Killer Whales. Goat. Epic fails. Goat Salad Shoes. Goat. Taste of glue. Goat. Frosted Flakes. Goat. Red Pancakes. Goat nudity. Goat. Said nudity. Goat. Greatest of all time. Goat. Goat. Goat. Spell it out. Goat. Don't do drugs. Frosted Flakes. Not the goat.

[C]

Red pancakes.

[A]

Red pancakes. All right, Josh. Good morning. Good morning. I like Frosted Flakes.

[B]

Same dude.

[A]

Better than Cinnamon Toast Crunch every day. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say that. Okay.

[C]

We can like all kinds of stuff.

[A]

Have you seen the commercial? Cinnamon Toast Crunch is so good that the Cinnamon Toast Crunch guy craves the Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[B]

Stop it.

[A]

Like cannibalism. That's how good it is. Josh, you're going for win number four. Number four. That's correct. Welcome back, bj. Good morning, dj. Good morning. Morning, brother. Is it dj? The twins are picking on me. Yes, sir. The twins have got it out for me today for sure. Chili wrote BJ down.

[B]

Of course he did.

[A]

Of course he knows. I'll read whatever's on the screen. I'm Ron Burgundy.

[B]

He's cracking up.

[A]

All right, dj, welcome back. You played the Beginning of the year. Yes, sir. Okay. Dude, you didn't win five. I know that. Did you win anything? No, I did not. Geez. You want to make a little name? You want me to never, ever get your name wrong again? Beat the Goat and I will never screw up your name. Trust me on that. I'm fixing to. Okay. I like that. Fixing.

[B]

Fixing, too.

[A]

He's fixing my man. Okay, what are they playing for?

[B]

Oh, we have fly leaf tickets for July 25, the Bayou Music Center.

[A]

All you gotta do is shout out. I think you know the answer. Thank you.

[C]

Good luck.

[A]

DJ and jg. Josh. Goat. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. I'm listening for Josh, and you're yelling out dj. Right? Yes, sir. Dj. Okay, that's quick. Question number one. What is the number you call in an emergency? Josh. DJ. 911. Okay.

[B]

So casual about that that it, like, made me fall out of my seat.

[A]

He just had the timing down on that.

[B]

He's like, yeah, I'm DJ.

[A]

Okay. Hey, DJs on the board. He's still calm. I'd be peeing my pants on the radio right now. I was dj. I am. All right. I appreciate the honesty.

[B]

Okay. It's okay.

[A]

Here we go. DJ And Josh. What is Rod's dog's name? Josh. Josh. Voodoo. Voodoo is a correct answer. That's a tough one.

[B]

That was rid of me.

[A]

No, it's not. I didn't know that. Not if you. Not if you listen to the show. Ow. Ouch. D.J. didn't know it. All right.

[B]

That's all right.

[A]

Okay. Well, welcome back to the game, Josh. Thank you. It's one and one for the win. What is the main liquor?

[C]

Dj

[A]

you gotta go. You gotta do it. That's how you gotta play.

[B]

You have to.

[A]

Dj. Oh.

[B]

Go, baby, go.

[A]

Tequila. Winner. Good play, dj. Holy moly. I mean, Holy Moly is right. In between turning babies. I cannot right about now. Is your boy the herd back again, DJ Manny. Let's go, DJ.

[B]

Go, DJ.

[A]

That's my DJ. Go, DJ. That'S my DJ. The listen and hang on. Everyone's losing their mind. I know. Me neither.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

The question is, what is the main liquor in a margarita?

[B]

Yeah, it was.

[A]

My wife is gonna be proud of me.

[B]

Gonna be proud of him.

[A]

Go. I'll try again in 30 days.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

All right. Great play, DJ. I mean, it's the only way you're gonna beat that guy. It's the only way you're gonna beat that guy. You gotta be a riverboat gambler. Dj, you won the. Who cares?

[B]

Yeah, who cares?

[A]

Who cares what?

[B]

You won't care.

[A]

Whatever. Wow. You beat the greatest fresh out of bed head to head player of all time. You said no big deal. You said, you said you played in January.

[C]

I'm so excited.

[A]

And you, you came out, you didn't get a win and now you did that. Hey, do you want to play tomorrow? Absolutely. What a game every day is. Take your radio station to work. And it kicks off here with the Rod Ryan Show. 6 to 10 on 94. 5 the Buzz. I'm here on the job site with Dale, who's a framing contractor. Hey, good morning. Dale traded up to Geico Commercial Auto Insurance for all his business vehicles. We're here where he needs us most. Yep, they sure are. We make it easy for him to save on all his insurance needs all in one place with coverage that fits his business and bottom line. Oh, I shouldn't have looked down. It's all right. We're so far up here. Look at me. Take a deep breath. I'm good. So good. Get a commercial auto insurance quote [e-mail] and see how much you could save. It feels good to Geico. Wow. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Aren't you glad you get up early with us and hang out and take part in these fun things that we do? What a game. Rod Ryan show on this TattoosDay Fresh out event. Head to Head little silly game we play every morning. And wow, now we're. Now we're left with this, the fresh out of bed Head to head challenge. Here's your current champion. Hey, good morning everybody. This is dj. You probably thought you're going to hear Josh the Goat here, but no, I just beat the greatest player of all time. I am your fresh out of bed Head to head one day champion. And I'm ready to hang out with Corey the Goat hunter. Join me on Wednesday when I make it win number two, bitches. Corey, you want to exchange numbers just so you can just sit there and talk about, you know, how you. How you beat the goat, you know, email else. My gosh. Holy crap. Way to drop your balls on the table, man. Good game, says Monkey D. Todd. All of the two timers have each failed twice already to make the hall of fame this year. That's from why is the carpet wet? Todd.

[B]

Ouch.

[A]

Said all the two timers, the two time world championship happens. Is that true? Wow. I mean, just a lot of holy crap. Oh my God. DJ just put him in the hall after that game says Steve. You can't do that. You got he. Listen, I'll say this. You can't come in here tomorrow and lose to somebody.

[B]

Yeah, that'd be bad.

[A]

You can't do that. Or can you? That's. Well, you know what? We'll play the game tomorrow. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Wow. I don't know how to follow that. Hopefully, my fun facts are great today.

[B]

Good luck.

[A]

Hell, I'm hoping my fun facts are great today. So are we. Hey. The most common name for US Presidents. There were six of them.

[C]

Them?

[B]

John.

[A]

Ooh. Close. James. Buchanan, Garfield. Jimmy Carter. Jimmy. James.

[C]

He's a Jimmy to me.

[A]

Madison, Monroe, Polk. There have been four Williams and four Johns. Okay, four Johns, Three Georges. Good to know. No House? None.

[C]

Not yet.

[A]

No Rodneys? No. Yeah. Why have we not had a Rodney? Our. Our skeletal system regenerates every decade through a process called remodeling. That is fun. I didn't know this. It's a constant process where damaged bone tissue is broken down and replaced by new, healthy bone tissue. You're remodeling right now? Every 10 years, you get new bones. Speaking of bones. Bones. The Norwal adds a layer to its tusk every year. That's neat. These layers offer insights into both their age and the conditions in which they lived, such as the level of pollution in the water temperature levels, and even what they eat. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day.

[B]

Hey, buddy.

[A]

Hope you find your dad. That's my favorite narwhal.

[B]

Yeah, the only one I know.

[A]

It's the only one I know, too,

[B]

just to be fair.

[A]

Wow. What are you giving away?

[B]

I heard there's a big party at Smart Financial center on Friday night. It's Triumph on their Rock and Roll Machine Reloaded tour. You can be there if you know this. Flashback.

[A]

Get your fun back. Flashback. I think all of our fun facts came from Lauren. Yesterday she was on a field trip with her kid. Okay. What soda pop is made of lemon, orange and vanilla? As a matter of fact, I told you about two soda pops yesterday that were made of lemon, orange and vanilla. Just different food coloring. 713-212-5945. It's now time for rock out with your stock. Out with Captain Cash. All right. There's my guy. Hi, Captain Cash. Good morning, brother Rod. Wall street how to do yesterday? Give me some good news. Well, it was a mixed day on Wall Street. Good news is here. The Dow is up 160 points. Kick off this morning at 49. 686. NASDAQ down 100 to 26,090. Benchmark 10 year treasury is trading at a 4.61% and oil stands at $108.10 a barrel. To the most active, the big studs, 3M Salesforce and Chevron. The big duds, Caterpillar, Nvidia and Apple. On the economic calendar this morning we'll get numbers on pending home sales for April. Right now, futures barely on the downside. Come on, let's turn this baby around. That's it. Matter. This is Hal Many, director with the Ram James reporter for the Ride Ryan show from Raymond James on San Phillip in Augusta. And don't forget to always rock out with your stock out.

[B]

Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates Inc. Member NYSE, as IPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable but it's not guaranteed. There's no assurance trans mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation offer or recommendation to buy or sell. Any security referred to here in this program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Yon's Rock An

[A]

Alternative and the Rod Ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am The Buzz 94. 5 the Buzz. Welcome back. Rod Ryan's show still just emails pouring in over the fresh out of bed head to head game of the year. Alex up there.

[C]

It's up there for sure.

[A]

Yeah, it's gotta be.

[C]

We've had some people get left on the doorstep on day five though, so those are pretty good ones. But this is one of those where put his balls on the table and guess. Yeah, right.

[A]

Kyle said for him Kyle said that's the game of the year. So it's up there. All right, Fun fact flashback. Let's do this thing. Jeremiah on the phone. Hi. How you doing? Was that fresh out of bed? Had to add the game of the year. That was a pretty good one. It was a pretty good. That was a year rivalry right there. Yeah. All right. Well, that's not your question. Your question is I told you about two pops. That's right. I said pop. Get over it. Made of lemon, orange and vanilla. What are they? That is. That is Dr. Pepper. No, dude. Dude, no, no. Big Red. Yes.

[B]

Jeremiah.

[A]

Yeah, I gave you. You're right, cuz. Lauren came in. She went to the Dr. Pepper Museum. We had the Dr. Pepper facts. But then we also said Big Red and big blue is made made of lemon, orange and vanilla. Same flavors. It's just different coloring.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

It's a citrus cream soda. You got it, Jeremiah. You got it. Let's go.

[B]

Come on, Jeremiah. We need you at Triumph on Friday night.

[A]

Yeah, sounds like a plan.

[B]

It's boys night. Okay. Smart Financial center in Sugarland. Rod is so pumped. Smartfinancialcenter.net if anyone would like to buy their tickets.

[A]

All right. You snuck one. You snuck one by the goalie on that one for sure. Jeremiah, hang on the phone. Thanks for joining us in homeroom Mo. You got some Houston headlines for us.

[B]

Yeah, we got some rain just in time for end of the year parties. We got the field days. The long holiday weekend coming up. Today officially kicks off stormy weather for our area. Is it raining outside? I don't know. There's no windows in the studio. But threats today do include heavy rain, lightning, high winds and hail. The current storm complex is mostly offshore. It's going to weaken as it moves into the Houston area. We have a 40% chance for showers during our morning commute into the early afternoon. Then we will see more rain and storms tonight overnight into tomorrow morning. And that's when the rain lingers through the holiday. Nationally, President Trump says an attack planned for today on Iran has been called off. He posted on social media yesterday that the US Is holding off on all military strikes against Iran. They were originally planned for today. The hold order was given after several other countries asked him to stand down because, quote, serious negotiations are now taking place. He said he asked the Pentagon to prepare for a full large scale assault of Iran at a moment's notice. So mass on Friday. We missed National Pizza Party Day. Rod.

[A]

What? Come on. I love, I just love saying pizza party, pizza party, pizza party.

[B]

But now after the party, I can report that Pizza Hut is still America's favorite pizza chain.

[A]

It is.

[B]

When it comes to a pizza party. In this survey, the majority of people surveyed said the Hut is their preferred place if they're doing a mass order. Okay. So you're ordering a lot of pizza for a pizza party. Where you go, Wing, Pizza Hut came in first.

[A]

I feel like the school functions, when there's a movie night, I feel like it's always Domino's.

[B]

Domino's came in second.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It probably has a lot to do with, like where you're located. Right? Like, just do you have a Pizza Hut that delivers? No. Then you're gonna go to Domino's. Third place was Papa John's, which is also a go to for us.

[A]

When I see people losing their mind over Papa John John's and Domino's Pizza, I'm like, what I don't know about. You wouldn't be caught dead ordering that. Like, in North Tonawanda. Sorry. Like, I'm just saying.

[B]

Well, to be fair, most people in this survey did choose a local or regional brand, right? Yes. But Pizza Hut is the brand that came in first. You got the regional stuff, right? Local.

[C]

Shop. Local.

[B]

Yeah, but you got a pizza place in your neighborhood.

[A]

But a large cheese and pepperoni pizza getting delivered is 50 bucks.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

When did that happen? Cheese and pepperoni, large.

[B]

Delivered by some after a tip.

[A]

50 bucks.

[B]

I know. It's gross. Japanese officials say two Americans were arrested after breaking into Punch the Monkeys enclosure.

[A]

What?

[B]

Just outside of Tokyo over the weekend. Drop. You've got to look for the video. There's a social media post. The zoo said there was an intruder in the enclosure and the pair was arrested. Punch and his stuffed monkey toy went viral after Punch was rejected by his mother.

[A]

Right.

[B]

We remember that. The zoo said it's taking additional measures starting today, including expanding the viewing restriction area and putting intrusion prevention nets in place. The Americans, both in their 20s, face multiple serious charges. It looks like the one guy's wearing a costume and the other guy was outside recording it. Why? Why? Y'.

[A]

All. Come on. Not good.

[B]

It's not good. And we are the Fallen news. Former Evanescence guitarist Vin Moody says We Are the Fallen reunion is something the whole band wants. There was never a conflict. All five members still speak regularly. A couple of them have recorded together. It's just gonna be a little hard to get everyone back together, but fans are excited for the opportunity. We Are the Fallen released their only album in 2010.

[A]

It was like Evanescence Light. This is it.

[B]

And they're all playing in different bands now? Well, kind of.

[A]

Ben just went out and got somebody that wasn't sorry. Not sorry. Wasn't as good as Amy Lee. Yeah, I mean, who is. She's got a great voice. It's just not Amy Lee. There's only one.

[B]

Those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Take it.

[C]

The Astros lost to the twins last night, 6:3. They'll play the Twins again this evening. Lance McCullers will be on the mound for the Strozz. He's gonna be going up against Minnesota's Zebby Matthews. First pitch is gonna be at 6:40. And you can listen to it on our sister Station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the spurs got by the Thunder 122 to 115 in double overtime to take game one of the Western Conference finals. And then in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Canadiens beat the Sabres 3 to 2 in double overtime to win Game 7 of the Eastern Conference semifinals. That is what's going on in sports.

[A]

Carolina has just been sitting there. What are they going to have?

[C]

It's going to be Carolina, Colorado.

[A]

Right. But they've been resting for 12, 13 days just sitting around waiting to play while these other games are. These other series are going long. All right guys, that's just one hour down. Down. We got sold out Tame and Politickets coming up for you at 7:20. We're gonna play the Shout It out loud game at 8:20. The Rod Ryan Morning Show. Six to 10am The Buzz Morning Rod Ryan Show. On this tack Tuesday. Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey. Got some rainy weather on the way. Yeah, kind of keep us posted. What's happening out there? You know that we're on the inside cabin here on the. In the Ryan building. It is the Ryan. We don't talk enough about that. It's the Ryan building.

[B]

Really?

[A]

You pointed out it says Ryan on the top of our building.

[B]

I've never noticed.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

Never.

[A]

Never looked up what's at the top of our building.

[B]

I guess.

[A]

Right. R Y A N. That's funny. So yeah, around once in a while. We're here in the Galleria. We assuming that we are gonna all kind of see a little bit of rain today. Partly cloudy skies keeping it warm though. Highs of around 80 knots. Tame Impala sold out show on September 19th. I forgot. This is another one. There's two shows. Right. And we're giving away tickets to the sold out one. Is that what you. I caught you saying it yesterday and that's what kind of made me realize,

[B]

oh, there's two dates on this paper. I guess I've never really looked into it. It says a pair of tickets to the sold out show September 19th. Tickets for the 20th.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Are still available. So yeah, two shows.

[A]

So we got the sold out show tickets for you. Those are coming up after the break. We're gonna play the Shout It Out Loud game at around 8:20. All right. Alex was giving me a little bit of hell. Sabers lost last night. There is nothing better in all of sports. I mean of course the championship games and the Stanley cup finals and the super bowl and all that. But game seven, it's different. It's crazy raw when it's your team. Like, game sevens are awesome when you're not really emotionally invested. Those are great. Those are great when it's your team. And then game seven last night with the Sabres and the Montreal Canadiens, it goes into overtime and it's just, you can't relax. And the thing about hockey, it's so fast, you know, like when your team's on defense, you're watching a football game, the chances, chances of your defense scoring are low, so you're not on high alert. Hockey, your guts are in your, your guts are in your throat the whole time. Because I mean, it just goes back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. It's so fast. It was so fast. They were skating so hard. You could see how tired they were in the overtime yesterday. I'm gonna give myself that 24 hour rule. I don't know if you guys have this, like, okay, I could be sad for 24 hours, but I can't let it ruin. I mean, the Sabers weren't expected. They were the worst team in the NHL in the beginning of the season.

[C]

They were the one seed.

[A]

They were the worst. What's that? There were two seed in the beginning of the year.

[C]

Well, in the playoffs.

[A]

No, I'm saying they started off the year. They didn't really make a whole lot of crazy changes. Nobody was going into the season like the Buffalo Bills going, this is our year. Nobody said that in the beginning of the Sabers, they were the worst team in the league. They were in last place. They went from last to first. So it was just. It was this unexpected thing that happened with my team, and they hadn't made the playoffs in 14 years. So it was fun. 24 hours. I could be bummed out for 24 hours. And then that's it.

[C]

You bummed out more than that.

[A]

It was really fun. I haven't watched this much hockey in 15 years. You know, it was a great year for hockey, all of that. You know, I went to, I went to the Sabres game in December. That's when they just started their winning streak. Sabres didn't get hot until December. Then they became the hottest team from December until the end of the year. So they went, I saw a win. I go to the Sabers almost every Christmas. They lose every time I go. They've been terrible for such a long time. So then the Olympics hit. I'm watching, watching all the Olympic hockey. There was so much hockey this year. It was Fun. And I think a lot of people were. I got one email from one gal. She said, rod, you got me watching this game. You're right. It's super exciting. But on the, The, the, the heat of what happened with the Olympics, I mean, it doesn't get much better than that. Winning the gold and beating Canada for that, and then going. And then your team in the playoffs, it was just 24 hours. It's all like, that's all. I. I'm going to be sad for 24. And then, boom, I'm gon. We need a pro hockey team in Houston. Be so great.

[B]

Would you go all the time?

[A]

Would I go all the time for the first couple years, I'd be so excited about it. Yeah. You know, then you get comfortable and you have a team here. I would go a lot. I would. I don't know if that's ever gonna happen here. All right. Astros lost last night. Yeah. Jesus.

[C]

It was a lot.

[A]

It's tough. It's tough right now.

[B]

What are you going to move on to now that hockey's over?

[A]

I don't know. Just going back to, like, really? I don't know. Hockey's tough, man. They play every other day, and it's the best of seven. And the reason. And I still. And you know this to be true, Alex. The hardest trophy in all of sports to win is the Stanley cup, because everything is a game style. Seven or everything is seven games. So it's the longest road to get to that trophy. It's the oldest trophy. It's the coolest trophy.

[C]

And like, every team sort of can win it. NBA has like, three teams that are really able to win everything.

[A]

All right, so that's it. So last night, the game goes into overtime. It's close to 9, 49, 50. I go right in the bathroom. I get out the Clippers. Oh, no. And I. And I hack the beer. So I didn't do razor shake. I had already taken my shower. So that's. I took my shower in between periods. So last night I'm like, I can't. I'm not doing. I'm not monkeying around with this in the morning. So, like, last 10 o', clock, I'm shaving off. I'm shaving off the playoff beard. Thank God it's gone. All right, that's enough on that. On the flip of this break, got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending and then we'll get to those sold out Tame Impala tickets. Houston's rock. Houston's Alternative and the Rod Ryan morning show. The Buzz 94. Five the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Welcome back. Got a great ticket coming up for you. Sit tight for that. Yeah, we're dealing with a little bit of rain this morning. Okay, fair enough. I got Alex. He's gonna tell us what's trending.

[C]

Shakira's trending. She won her tax evasion case against the Spanish government. So shout out to Shakira. Shakita.

[A]

I mean. I mean, you know, it's whatever their government, whatever their IRS is. How could you not be rooting for the Shakira?

[B]

Right?

[A]

There's one thing I don't root for

[C]

is the Spanish irs, I'll tell you that much.

[A]

They were trying to say that she lived there, I think, because of her ex husband, a certain amount of days.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they failed to prove that she, quote unquote, was living there. The amount of days that they said, if it.

[C]

You just spend like more than half. Half the year somewhere to classify yourself as living somewhere. I know that's how you have to

[A]

do the U.S. she was like 20, 25 days short of. Of having to pay that money. So she, you know, let's say if it's 180, you got to pay. She proved that she was only there 160, so she didn't have to pay. So they owe her the money back. Okay, so good for her. Yeah. You know, you like to see her getting the money back. I mean, not that she needs it, but. Right. The government doesn't need it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't want the government.

[A]

They're just going to waste.

[C]

Pedro Pascal is trending.

[A]

He upsets in people because he did

[C]

what looked like a fan encounter for the Mandalorian and Grogu movie he's a part of right now. He shows up in the Mandalorian suit. They think it's just a regular person in a Mandalorian suit. And then he pulls off the mask. It's Pedro Pascal.

[A]

What's upsetting about that, though? I read that story too, and I don't understand what would be like, why would you be mad?

[C]

The people he did it to were like influencers and. And like bloggers for Disney movies and stuff like that. So they're like, you didn't really do that with fans.

[A]

You did that just so these people

[C]

would hype you up. And it's like, well, that's kind of how promotion works a lot of times too. But I can. I guess that's why people are mad.

[A]

I'm not personally mad.

[C]

But people are mad that it's staged.

[A]

Some Star wars guy that's got 200 followers. Well, why didn't you do that when I went Ruins the whole franchise. My people would have loved to see that. See? Yeah, didn't you know? I worked last night.

[C]

The TSA Gold plus is trending. I still don't understand what this is, but it's basically the privatization of the TSA they're going to offer. It's a new public private partnership aimed at modernizing aviation security at select airports across the US So people are talking about TSA plus or TSA Gold Plus. That's just trading knife for the bus.

[A]

Okay. I don't know what that is either. You got some of those tickets?

[B]

I do. Do you want them?

[A]

Yeah, please. Well, I don't want them. Give them away.

[B]

It's a pair of tickets to these sold out tame impala show, September 19th at the Toyota Center. Tickets for the September 20th show still available. Toyotacenter.com but these sold out ones could be yours if you're calling 713-212-594, 5.

[A]

Nine four five. The Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you so much for joining us on this Tattoos day. It's our number one blog page. We're only an hour and a half in here, but that is our number one blog page. Did you see Radio Wizards 6 picks yesterday? When people were listening to the podcast, you could see the. The numbers went up like later on in the day.

[B]

Oh, and they were checking it out.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. People were listening and like you can see the little pops of people going to check out. Out wizard had the six picks yesterday. He did good. He got a lot of. He got a lot of views on it. If you want to know what's going on at the Radio Wizards cave, for sure. Over to the phones here. Good morning, Rod Ryan show.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

Hi. Good morning. What's your name? My name is Courtney. Hi, Courtney. You keep your ketchup in the refrigerator? Well, that was yesterday. Sorry. Don't worry about that. Yes, I do.

[B]

With us too.

[A]

Just about everybody did my stupid poll question yesterday. Hey, you're caller number 10. Oh, my God. This is so awesome. Thank you.

[B]

This concert is sold out at the Toyota Center. Tame and Paula, you'll be there. Courtney.

[A]

I'm so excited.

[B]

I'm gonna take my son.

[A]

Oh, how old's your kid? He is eight. First concert? Yes, first concert. Yeah. Eight's pretty. Eight's a good age. Like London still talks about going to see Blue October was she's been to Buzzfest before. Okay, but like, getting dressed up, getting in the car and going to a concert.

[B]

First concert you count.

[A]

Daddy's working, you know, or she's been to the 20th anniversary. Daddy's working. This was us going to a concert,

[B]

you know, that was first.

[A]

First kind of. Yeah. Yeah. So. Well, you're gonna have a great time, Courtney. That's awesome. Thank you.

[B]

I appreciate it so much.

[A]

I appreciate you. I really do. It's gonna be amazing. Let's go to the sold out show just over here. Just reading an article, you know, trying to host a radio show. Reading articles over here.

[B]

What are you doing?

[A]

Touching grass leads to greater life satisfaction. We. It's just. I saw that. I saw the headline Touching grass and

[B]

you're like, this is for me.

[A]

Well, we say this. We say this on the show. Like, get out and touch grass. I just got done telling you how much hockey I've been watching. It's like, okay, go outside just in time for it to be nice and hot and rainy, you know, which is kind of what's happening today. But they say it's the largest study of its kind. Over 50,000 people from 58 countries. And again and again and again, it shows contact with nature helps people. It helps you feel better. It helps your mood. It helps all those things and those chemicals in your body and stuff. And it needs to be talked about because people aren't going out and touching grass or it's becoming harder and harder. Look where we live. I'm going to do a commercial for the arboretum. I'm telling you. Unpaid.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Have you been. People don't go. People do not go to. It's right there by Memorial Park. Park. And you start walking around in the arboretum. Am I saying it right? Is there a D in there? Arboretum.

[B]

I use a T. Arboretum. But I think.

[A]

I don't know the arborete.

[B]

It's spelled with a T. Yeah. I don't know.

[A]

There's a girl over there that sends me emails all the time. Every time I mention it, she's like, man, thank you. They're open seven to seven. It's by Memorial Park.

[B]

They have really cool events.

[A]

They do have events.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

But all I'm saying is because we live in this concrete jungle of ours now, when we say go out and touch grass, that's just going outside in your yard. Okay, that's fine. Go for a walk. The dog, do something. But if you go, it's called grounding. Did you just make that up? No.

[B]

It's like a crunchy Thing? Oh, you go out and you just like that's the first thing you're supposed to do in the morning is put your feet in the ground. Bare feet.

[A]

Well, and touch the term that I, I saw in this touch grass study.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Forest bathing. I don't hate it. I'm not making fun of it.

[B]

Wait, is that involved nudity?

[A]

No. You're just walking around in the woods.

[B]

Okay, good.

[A]

You're forest bathing. You know, you go look at birds. You're birding. So the arboretum. How would you say it? I don't want to say it. Say it.

[B]

No, you say it.

[A]

But are you going hard tea? The arboretum.

[B]

Sounds right. Mine is spelled. Sounds like it's spelled.

[A]

You go there,

[B]

there.

[A]

Because think about it. If you're on a bike trail or something, you're probably around a highway for me, you're around a highway, you're hearing the cars whizzing by. It's still better than nothing. Okay, but, but because we're so big and so concrete. Y. You go to that arboretum, you start walking in there, there. And all of that city noise does go away. The trees do.

[B]

You forget about it.

[A]

They block it. Yeah. And it's the only time in this city I've ever felt like, like a kid in the woods. And you're walking around and it. They do some cool special events, but all you got to do is just go and walk around.

[B]

Yeah. I get lost very easily.

[A]

I get lost in there. I don't know my sense of direction. I feel like I'm, I, I, I know deep down I'm bad. Bad. I know deep down I'm bad. I'm like, I'll, I'll look at you right now and I'll point to the building. I don't know where's the front of the building right now? I'll be like, oh yeah, the over here. You know, I'll point. I'll be talking about the Astrodome.

[B]

You're that bad.

[A]

Well, right. Okay. Point to the Astrodome.

[B]

Yeah, the Astrodome is that way.

[A]

I don't know that to me.

[B]

No, it's not. It's that way. If this is the front of the building, then yeah, Reliant and that way.

[A]

So yeah, I don't have that. I'm in this building. I don't know what way I'm facing or anything.

[B]

It's cuz we have no windows.

[C]

Gps. Bird.

[A]

I will get, I will get a little lost in there. But I'm telling you, it's awesome. There's just, there's not one study that says getting outside and touching grass or forest bathing or grounding or all of it. There's not one word says it's bad for you. It's all upside to getting outside a little bit. And. And the other thing that I saw in here, and that's what made me think of the arboretum. They say if you can get to a point where there's cognitive quiet.

[B]

What does that mean?

[A]

It means that it. Everything is shut out.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And you're in the arboretum. Will. You can get to a spot. You don't have to get far. You can be five minutes into the arboretum, and all of a sudden you don't hear the highway anymore. You don't hear 6, 10. You don't hear any horns. You don't hear anything. All you do is hear birds and frogs croaking and all that stuff. You're into that quiet. And it. It raises your state of awareness. And they say your attention is effortlessly engaged. You walk around like this.

[B]

It's freaky.

[A]

Yeah. Touch grass. Greater life satisfaction. Get outside. The Rod Ryan show, built right here in Houston, Texas. Every morning on 94. 5 the bus 94. 5 the buzz good morning rod Ryan show. Thank you so much for rolling with us on this tattoos day. Gonna play a little game next hour. We'll get chili in here and we're gonna play the shout it out loud game. That's how you're gonna win your buzz Blue Christmas tickets with blue October, their third show. December 20th. The Friday show probably sold out by now. Saturday is sold out. So they had the two dates and then they added a third one. Ticketmaster.com it's not too late to go see Blue October. They've added that December 20th show. Yeah, go ahead and play that. I want to. I'm gonna share an email with you real quick. I promise I'm not gonna talk about hockey all morning long, but this will be the last one. There's not a day that goes by I'll add this. And I always see Alex. I giggle a little bit. You know, I go through Instagram and I go get on reels, and you just start like, you know, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, scrolling. And Alex usually likes it before I do.

[C]

I watch highlights of it every day.

[A]

There's not a day that goes by that I don't watch the golden goal from the Olympics. I don't think there's been one. I mean that.

[C]

I guarantee you there has not been.

[A]

There has not been one day that I haven't watched a US Men's Hockey gold medal highlight. I can almost tell you every second of where everybody is on the ice. I can tell you where everyone goes. I just got this email in. He's like, brother Rod, blah, blah, blah. It's Terry McBurney. You hear me talk about him all the time when I'm talking about the Republic Grill.

[B]

He owns it. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Terry's a great guy. He sends me a picture of him and his two dogs daughters, and they appear to be at a sporting event.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He goes, I heard you talking about hockey this morning. Here's a picture of myself and my two daughters at the gold medal game in Milan. And then just as the cherry on top. This was my first time ever attending a hockey game.

[C]

Yeah, it's never gonna be better than that.

[A]

Yeah, it was badass. Yeah. He went to. To the greatest hockey game of all time.

[B]

Stop it right now.

[A]

It's his first hockey game.

[B]

I have so many questions.

[A]

I mean, that in the 1980. I mean, that's it. He went to like arguably one of the greatest, I mean, top two hockey games of all time. It was his first hockey game. That is unbelievable.

[B]

Are you a little jealous? Yeah, a lot jealous.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Remember when McDavid went to go cover Jack or Quinn and then he just passed it to Jack and Jack was like, whatever, let's just end it. Let's go home, boys.

[A]

Yeah, dude, let's go.

[C]

Let's go home, boys.

[A]

Quinn didn't even know it went in at first.

[C]

Dylan Larkin was also on the ice.

[A]

Yeah, no big deal. My first time ever going to a hockey game and that's what happened. Terry, that's awesome. Thank you for sharing. Houston's rockin alternative, the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[B]

6 to 10am 94. 5 the buzz.

[A]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. On this tattoosday, I'm making some final preparations here. I'm getting read got the shout it out loud game coming up. Mo is going to take on Chile is going to take on Alex. They'll all three individually be competing to try to win you the blue October tickets. We'll get rolling with that game at around 8, 20 or so. This is pretty good. Miss, miss. Chris sends me an email. Hey, fam. It's dark and drippy out here in Atascita.

[B]

Dark and drippy. That's so real.

[A]

That's a pretty good shot name. I'll take a dark and drippy. Mo, why don't you continue with Houston's headlines because I know you're talking weather.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Just in time. For end of year school parties and field days. And our long holiday weekend today officially kicks off stormy weather for our area. Heavy rain, lightning, high winds, hail, and we know, flooding this current storm complex that we're watching, still mostly offshore, looks like it's weakening this morning as it moves towards Houston. We still have a 40% chance for showers today into the early afternoon. If you do get to stay rain free today, 90 degrees, you could reach 90 more rain storms tonight through the overnight into tomorrow morning. And that rain lingers through the holiday.

[A]

Looks like the 8am hour is gonna be our worst hour here.

[B]

Like right here.

[A]

Like full on. Everyone's getting.

[B]

President Trump addressed the Africa Ebola outbreak, saying he's concerned. So he commented yesterday after an American tested positive for the virus in the Democratic Republic of Congo. It's a public health emergency, not a pandemic emergency. That American and six others were taken to Germany for observation. Currently over 300 suspected cases, 88 deaths in Africa. The TSA, they're funny on social media. I don't know if you follow them or not.

[A]

No, but you asked. I thought that was a weird question. You asked Alex if he followed TSA

[B]

because they're smart asses like he is. So I thought he would like it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

They're challenging travelers right now to bring as many rotisserie chickens on a plane as you can.

[A]

How does this come about?

[B]

Well, you know how protein's like a trend everyone's trying to get their gains on?

[A]

Yeah, everybody's trying to get protein.

[B]

Yes. Well, you cannot take a protein shake larger than 3.4 ounces on a plane. As much as you argue with the TSA that that is necessary for your life, you can't do it. But the TSA does allow you to take, quote, as many rotisserie chickens as you can fit in your. Carry on.

[A]

So they were joking.

[B]

It was a joke. Yeah, but now people are taking that joke, people like Alex and actually bringing rotisserie chickens on planes, it is crazy.

[A]

You can only bring 3.4 ounces of a shake, but you can bring a damn protein or you can bring a damn rotisserie chicken.

[B]

Yeah, I've taken full meals through tsa.

[A]

Now you're going to have Alex loading protein shakes inside the chickens. He's going to be stuffing his chickens with protein shakes.

[B]

It's the liquid that is the problem. You cannot do it. You could brine your chicken with your protein shake, Alex. It's not the actual liquid.

[A]

Okay, so filled up in the plan.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

So TSA put Out some things that you can't. You can bring a watermelon.

[B]

Whole watermelon, right? Yep.

[A]

You can bring breast milk is the thing that comes up from time to time. They're not going to shoot you down on it. It does have to be frozen when you're bringing it.

[B]

Not necessarily, but.

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

What? I mean, I've done it.

[A]

And they let you through if you

[B]

have a baby with you.

[A]

Okay. Whole pies, cakes.

[B]

That always comes up around like the holidays when people are traveling.

[A]

You can bring a bowling ball if

[B]

you want to carry it.

[A]

Bowling pin, definitely. Why not? Okay, so rotisserie chickens are good.

[B]

Follow TSA on social media, Ron. They're gonna make you laugh, I swear. Shakira also in the headlines. First it was the whole World cup announcement stuff that she's got going on.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Then she was on the sidelines being super mom, cheering on her kids at their soccer game. They're like, oh, can you imagine if Shakira was your mom now? Today it's because she won her tax evasion case in Spain and she gets $70 million back from the government.

[A]

Good for her.

[B]

I agree. There's a whole thing. It's been going on for like eight years. Years where they claimed that she was living there, but they had to prove that she spent 183 days in Spain that year. That's the minimum requirement for residents to pay personal income taxes. They couldn't do it.

[A]

And I'm sure wherever she does live, she's paying a ton of taxes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So she paid her fair share. They tried to get more out of her and they lost. That's a win for all of us.

[B]

Dollars.

[A]

Like Shakira is one of us.

[B]

I don't know about that.

[A]

Just take it on the government.

[B]

Oh, my goodness. Jack Osborne is active on a YouTube channel. Did a live stream recently answering some fan questions. I know everyone's waiting for the Ozzy and Sharon biopic. And he clarified a little bit. He said, I can tell you this, we're moving ahead. He's been on calls about it. The script is there. They are good. The movie is absolutely happening. But realistically, probably won't come out until 2028. Give you a better idea.

[A]

Yeah. I don't understand the movie industry, how long it takes to do these things. I guess you want to take your time, do it right. Do you have.

[B]

They don't even have a director yet.

[A]

This Michael movie is doing so good. It. It's now setting the bar back at number one. Yeah.

[B]

After this past weekend so no pressure. Jack Osborne.

[A]

It's setting the bar. You have to, like, do it right. Apparently, it's really, really good. Well, Michael was just so huge. So he's just gonna, the, the movie's gonna be big, just based on his life that he's so big. But apparently it's done.

[B]

Well, those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Take it, Alex.

[C]

The Astros lost the twins last night six to three. They'll play them again this evening. Lance McCullers will be on the map. Destroyers going against Minnesota's Zebby Matthews. First pitches at 640. You can listen to it on our sister Station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA playoffs, the spurs got by the Thunder 122 to 115 in double overtime to take Game 1 of the Western Conference finals. And then in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Canadiens beat the Sabres 32 in overtime in game seven of the Eastern Conference semifinals. That is what's going on in sports.

[A]

James sends in an email. I just listening to you guys talking about watching the highlights from the gold medal hockey game. I went back and I watched them just now. It'd been a while, while by the end of it, I was laughing and crying all mixed into one beautiful emotion we call pride. Thank you for everything you guys do. Yeah, I, I, I find that if I'm ever not in a great mood, go back and watch that golden goal, it can put. I tell you what, put a smile on your face immediately. Rock and alternative for Houston.

[B]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am, the Buzz 94.

[A]

5 the Buzz, Linkin park and lying from you. Good morning, Rod Ryan's show. Halfway part of the show, people. I'm gonna play the Shout it Out Loud game to get you some Blue October tickets, man. Thank you guys so much for rolling with us. It's that Blue October show. It's the third one. They sold out the 713 musical. They've just all but sold out Friday, Saturday is sold out, and they added Sunday. I don't know what the seating capacity is. I don't know if that's easily Googleable. 7,000. Is it 7,000 people at the 713. I felt like those two numbers kind of went together for a reason. So if it's 7, 14, 21, if they sell out three shows, that's 21,000 people that are gonna get to go see them.

[B]

They're claiming a capacity of 5,000 people.

[A]

It's a 713 musical.

[B]

Call the city of Houston.gov. yeah, says 713 Music. Hall is a concert venue with a capacity of 5,000 people.

[A]

Okay. So that still my numbers work. My numbers work. 5, 10, 15, 15,000 people. You put the stage. Because I, I, I've mentioned this several times and I love the 713 and I'm not, I'm not slagging that place at all.

[B]

The best.

[A]

But how great would it be for Blocktober were to play the Toyota Center? I experienced this in Buffalo when the Goo Goo Dows were up and coming. Okay. They were, they started out, they were a bar band. Same trajectory of what you'd see like with the Blue October. And I was there at the time when Name hit. And I think it's pre Iris, but when Name hit, Google Dolls were big. Obviously they were bigger in Buffalo than everywhere else. And they got to sell out where the Buffalo Sabers play, where they grew up going to hockey games and grow up going to see concerts themselves. And it was Goo Goo Doll Day in Buffalo.

[B]

Stop.

[A]

And I was there. I presented them with a key, with the radio. We were broadcasting live and doing all of that. And to see this the way that those guys felt and playing on that stage and selling out. They had played the stage before open opening, but they had never, they had never been the top show, you know, at the old auditorium where again, they grew up watching Sabers games, watching all that. All those guys in the Google Dolls, they all grew up there. I want to run this by Justin. They gotta feel great selling out 71 3. But what. Let's get them in the Toyota center and let's do it and let's, I mean, them selling out the Toyota center would be huge. How many events have those guys gone to? How many bands have they seen there? All of that. That's, that's why I said it kicked in as soon as we announced. When wizard called us on Friday and we announced that third show, I'm like, wait a minute. Now we're talking about. That's numbers one show. I think we could pack the Toyota center for a Blue October show next year. That's it. Just, I, I haven't talked to anybody about this. That it would be fun. It would be super fun. Just looked outside. It's rain.

[B]

Is it?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Thank you for looking. I feel like a kid peeking out the window.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it a snow day when you were a kid?

[A]

When I was a kid in school, yes. If it was, if it was raining, kids would go run to the window. But if it's the, if it snowed and you were in class ass Everybody would get up. You wouldn't even care what the teacher did. Whatever. You'd get up and you'd go run to the window, and the teacher would yell, get in your desk.

[B]

No.

[A]

So what are you doing? You've seen this a million times in your life. There was something about running to the window. I just did that outside. I went and got my coffee, and then I went. Let me look outside. So it's raining here. So dark and drippy here, too, in the galleria.

[B]

Thank you, Ms. Chris.

[A]

We're dealing with a lot of rain.

[B]

Be careful on the rust roads. We know what happens when it rains.

[A]

I see tornadoes going through the Midwest. That's your. That's your sinkhole tornadoes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you have to deal with them growing up?

[B]

Yeah, growing up, we did the drills and stuff. But then most recently, my best friend

[A]

lost her house to a tornado.

[B]

Flattened while she was inside of it with her children.

[A]

Where?

[B]

So just like north of Dallas. It's ruined me. I'm completely. I cannot.

[A]

North of Dallas?

[B]

Yeah. She lives in a Dallas suburb. I can't even talk about it. Makes me want to puke.

[A]

No basement? Basement. No shelter or anything like that.

[B]

Like, they had other stairs in their pantry.

[A]

Right. Because in the Midwest, some of these places will have.

[B]

We had basements. Yeah. Or like a storm shelter. Yeah. We always had stuff in the Midwest.

[A]

But you kind of grew up with it, being aware.

[B]

Yeah, but we didn't think about it. It just happened all the time here. It's not supposed to happen like that.

[A]

It's so weird. You just hear about it in the Midwest, and it's just some sort of a perfect geographic area where it's flat and you got Canadian air and Gulf air hitting in the same area. You know, I can't even begin to explain it. It's just so weird that it happens in that tornado alley.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's happening now, too. All right. So just know.

[B]

Don't worry. I'm keeping an eye on the radar. I'm sure you are at all times.

[A]

Just a little bit of rain. Just a little bit of rain that we're dealing with here. All right? Shout it. Shout it. Shout it out loud. Shine, chili, shine. Shout it. Shout it. Shout it out loud.

[B]

I don't know why that's what you hear. I don't hear Chili in that.

[C]

I hear Rod.

[A]

You hear me? Yes. I think what you're hearing is Chili.

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

That's Chili saying chowder. Chowder. You hear me?

[B]

That's what. Yeah, you're only hearing what you tune into.

[A]

Think about Chili, okay? When I'm listening for him, I hear my big voice. All right, so maybe it's my big fat mouth, but it's Chili right next to me, right. Right underneath me. Chili. Awesome. We're gonna play the Shout it Out Loud game. Coming up for your chance to win those Buzz Blue October tickets, stay there. The Buzz rock and alternative for Houston.

[B]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am 94.

[A]

5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Oh, I heard from somebody that was in line. Mattress Mac was in studio with us yesterday.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And that gallery furniture, the, the main store, the main campus on 45 Mac was given away. I mean, I have no way of getting an update where they're at right now. But he was giving away 150 mattresses today. And Chris sent an email. He said, rod, you weren't kidding when you sell. When you said, well oiled machine. The line started right at 7 7am and he sent me this message at 7:15. He said, Man, I'm almost to the front of the line already. So he was there. He's a veteran. He's getting his mattress. Getting a free mattress to the Today Mattress. Mac was hoping to give away 200 this morning. If it's moving that quick. I hate to be the one say that he's out, but boy, I can't imagine there being mattresses left.

[B]

There was quite the line at this point.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw a hell of a line out there. So Mattress Mac doing great things again. Nice having him stop by yesterday. Alex, what's trending?

[C]

Ebola.

[A]

Hey, the Good News Bears here. Yeah.

[C]

They are talking about the outbreak going on in the Democratic Republic of Congo over in Africa.

[A]

That's not fun.

[C]

Scary stuff.

[A]

Super scary. Eating away at you.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Golly. What else?

[C]

Tattoos day is trending.

[A]

Hey, there you go.

[C]

Kayla Barter was submitted to us by our good buddy Tony this morning. You can go check her out at the world famous Rod Ryan show page, the buzz.com.

[A]

thank you, Tony.

[C]

Amy Schumer colonoscopy, that's trending. She says she had a botched colonoscopy.

[A]

Well, and then Amy Schumer's got to do Amy Schumer things with that comment and talk about how her it's affected her sex drive. Things don't go well in my butt. Yeah. It's like, yeah, I don't feel like having sex right now because my butt's all weird. Okay. But I mean, she's a comedian. She's Got a comedian try to make us laugh. Yeah, that's good.

[C]

Some people laugh, but yeah, that's what's Trinity and I.

[A]

There it is. Listen for chili. What you're hearing is chili, not me. I'm gonna have you guys call in 713-212-5945. And you could choose Chili, you could choose Mo, or you could choose Alex. What are you guys trying to win?

[B]

We have a pair of tickets to the Buzz's Blue Christmas with Blue October for the newly announced third night, December 20th.

[A]

You're trying to win that for your. Your person that calls in for you. So the shout it out loud game is I will give you a. I'll give you something that I'm looking for a word category. And I'll give you a category and I'll give you the letter. Okay, so Mo, like you'd have to compete against Alex in chili with this, but something you. Something people jump off of.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

Starting with the letter D. Diving board. Easy right?

[B]

Easy.

[A]

Boom. Alex, something you would get at the grocery store, starting with L. Lemons, easy.

[B]

Good job. Good job.

[A]

Squeezy. Easy lemons. Okay, now, the beauty or the awful part of this game is you guys are going to shout out those answers,

[B]

all three of us.

[A]

And the person that shouts out the answer first gets a point. First cast member with three points, the person you're representing is going to get the Blue October Tickets. Call now. 713-212-5945. Pick either chili, Mo, or Alex to win you these great tickets. Rod Ryan. His job is to help you forget about yours. The Rod Ryan show, weekday morning, 6 to 10 on 94. Five the buzz. Oh, boy. 94. Five the buzz. Beck Loser. Did you put that in this morning, Becky? No, you didn't do that, but you didn't do that to Josh the goat this morning, did you?

[C]

Absolutely not.

[A]

Okay. That's usually like a for championship.

[C]

It's only on game on game five.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought maybe we had already heard that this morning. What? What a crazy occurrence. Fresh out of bed, head to head this morning. Still emails trickling in about it. People commenting on the game this morning. 6, 20 many people. This isn't one of those Alex things where like some are saying, people really are saying Alex will always say things when I say them. Alex will pull that one guy is people. Josh tree doesn't count.

[C]

That's two people is people. You know what the definition of people?

[A]

Many people are saying it was the game of the year. Year. Now I'm Dedicating that song now. I'm dedicating that song, loser, to the Buffalo Savior. Oh, wow. You come for him, you come for me. Yeah, it's all good.

[C]

See what being mean gets you?

[A]

Yeah. Are we gonna play a game or you guys gonna sit here and tug on each other's diapers? I mean, you're sitting over here talking smack to Alex. I'm just here to say, hey, man, I'm out of the Chili bowl to play the game.

[B]

You know, Snickers, maybe.

[A]

Yeah. How you doing, Mo Mo?

[B]

Hey, am I a winner already?

[A]

It's a rodeo edition, But when you shout it out, make sure you shout out loud. Cause that is the name of the game. The Shout it out loud game. Game. All right, if you guys are done grabbing each other's asses, I could talk to some listeners here, find out who you're playing. I'm still grabbing Alex's ass. Okay. Never stop. Stephanie, good morning. Good morning, Brother Rod. How are you?

[B]

That's a loaded question.

[A]

Who. Who's playing for you today? I'm going to Chili. Chili. Okay. Yeah, Chili could possibly win you tickets to go see Blue October on their third Christmas show, our Blue Christmas Show. Stephanie, hang on. Chili's playing for you. Let's see who Remy has. Remy, who'd you draw?

[C]

Good morning, Brother Rod. I am going. Team Mo.

[A]

Team Mo.

[B]

Hey, Boo. Let's do this.

[A]

Did you win last time we played this? Absolutely. I think she did. Maybe she did. Yeah, I believe she did. Angelica, good morning. Good morning, you guy. Alex is feisty this morning.

[C]

Sorry, Ron won't let me win today.

[B]

I hope so. She likes him feisty.

[A]

I have no Jackson dart questions.

[B]

That's how I like it.

[A]

Shots, fire. There will be. There will be no questions where Scatter. Boo. Or Jackson. NFL quarterback.

[C]

This upcoming season starts with the J.

[A]

Will be. There will not be any questions geared towards Jeff, Kobe, Giants. Josh, Allen, Jacoby, Brissette. All right, you guys all know how to play?

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

First person with three will be the winner. First clue. I'm looking, looking for a life. Something sticky. No, no, no, no. I'm already thinking wrong. Something sticky starting with the letter C. Candy. And you know what you want us to say anyway. Yeah, you had me. You were scared of a failure. Don't worry about it.

[B]

What I was looking for one point team Alex. Good job, Angela.

[A]

I had candy and mind.

[B]

I have candy in mind, too.

[A]

Candy's very sticky. Okay. Sometimes she is. Here we go.

[C]

When I'm done with it.

[A]

Oh, wow. Someone say hey, this body part. Oh, boy. This body part gives old people trouble. Starting with the letter H. Hair.

[B]

I know. I don't know if I cut hair.

[A]

I was gonna say peppered, but it

[B]

starts with an H. Chili,

[A]

is hair a body part?

[B]

I don't think so.

[C]

I'm not weighing in on though.

[A]

Is hair a body part? It's a part of your body. Yeah, it's part of your body hair. You lose your hair when you get older.

[B]

That's fine.

[A]

Mo's got one. Yeah? Yeah.

[B]

Thanks, Chili.

[A]

I feel like all these questions are mo friendly.

[B]

Everything is mo friendly. Cuz I'm friendly. I'm the only friendly one here.

[C]

You're actually the meanest person.

[B]

Yeah. Underground.

[A]

If you were nice, you wouldn't be be something you cut, starting with the letter N. Nails. Oh, I was about to say that too. Cut your nail. Nails. Dude, she got three. Got two. Wow. Mo's got two. Alex has one. Chili too busy cracking jokes.

[B]

Get your head out of the gutter.

[A]

Do need to get my head out the gutter?

[B]

Never happening.

[A]

I mean, he ruined me with that first one. Name a state.

[B]

Oh, crap.

[A]

That ends with the letter S. Texas.

[B]

Massachusetts.

[A]

Chili with Texas.

[B]

Good job. I didn't think of that. What did I say first?

[A]

It did not. Louisiana. You said Pennsylvania. With 25s.

[B]

Words are hard.

[A]

Okay, she's from Texas.

[B]

Acting te ela, fella.

[A]

Something you bring to the Memorial Day barbecue, starting with the law letter P. Pumpkin pie. What do you each want? Half a point. Yes, you can bring a pie.

[B]

Yes, you can.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

You should not eat pumpkin. But you can.

[A]

Pie gets the square.

[B]

Good job, Chili.

[A]

Chili's got two, Mo's got two. Alex has one. Snake. Snake. Oh, now you got me started on that. You know how long it took for

[B]

me to get that out? Pumpkin.

[A]

Snakes. A celebrity.

[B]

Oh, crap.

[A]

With the last name. Starting with M. With M or N. Okay. What did you say?

[C]

James Marston.

[A]

Alex gets the square. Okay. Sarah Marshall. Two. Two and two. The tightest game.

[C]

They go. Bed.

[A]

Need to give me one more. All right, here we go. Two a piece. Nerve wracking for the win. I didn't think it was going to be that much of a good game. Unlike the saber. Something good about Texas. Oh, come on.

[B]

Let's start Hearts.

[A]

Starting with the letter F. Food.

[B]

Good job. Chili.

[A]

Chili with the win. Chili with. Where's the mouth?

[B]

Stephanie knew the whole time.

[A]

Stephanie said good morning.

[B]

That's too much.

[A]

The best round ever of Shout It Out Loud. The closest it's ever been for sure. Chili with the wind. What did Chili win her?

[B]

Girl, you're going to Blue October. Excited right here. Are you so happy?

[A]

I'm so excited.

[B]

Yes. Yes. We are excited too. We'll be at the newly added third night, December 20th, 713 Music Hall. Check out tickets. Ticketmaster.com Congrats, Stephanie. Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah. A good morning. Oh, my God. You have a good morning. Here he is. Here's your champion singing. See? Go ahead, Chilly. Do it, do it, do it. I'm a little bit early. Good job. Only Houston sounds like this before 10am The Rod Ryan show on 94. 5 the button buzz. 94. 5 buzz stained. It's been a while. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you so much for hanging with us on this tattoos day. Great round. Chili with the victory. Great round. That was probably one of the best rounds of shouted out loud that we've done. I mean, equally matched for sure. We'll continue all the tickets that you hear us giving away this week or so far. It's going to be all week, so. Okay. Okay. You missed out on the blue October opportunity today. Boom. You know, Chili moves those around. We'll give you a shot. What do we have left on the table here? We've got $1,000 alternative income on the tens. We got to get a local winner. We don't have a local winner yet for that. So I'm going to encourage you to play along with us at around 9, 10. And then Mo's got Machine Gun Kelly tickets for his show on Saturday before we get out of here. But I still got a lot of stuff I want to cover before we get out of here today as well. So nobody, nobody goes anywhere. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative all day. And the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[B]

94. 5 the Buzz.

[A]

94. 5 the Buzz sublime and Ensenada. Thank you guys for rolling with us on this tattoos day. You're right. Trending. Listening to Alex talk about what was trending in that. That tattoo stays doing really, really good. Link sing guests a lot of the stuff that Mo's been talking about. Links and guests food blog page. Sure. You guys remember. Oh, I might not have it in front of me. You remember a minute made drink. It was called five alive.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

Maybe if you saw it, it might be. You guys might be too young. It went away quietly in like the mid-90s, but it was like an 80s drink and like Internet is literally looking for it.

[B]

Oh, I love that the Internet is

[A]

looking because I guess it's still available. In some countries, but I don't know. Go look up a picture of five Alive and see if you remember it. It's on the food blog page. People that have a lot of time on their hands trying to find discontinued juice products. We got rainbow. What do you got? Houston's headlines.

[B]

Rain just in time for a year. End parties, the field days, the long holiday weekend.

[A]

Oh, my God. It's gonna ruin the potato sack race.

[B]

It's happening outside right now, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So more than 40% chance.

[A]

It's 100% chance.

[B]

Moving into the early afternoon, too. If you do happen to stay rain free during the day today, we could reach 90 degrees. More rain and storms tonight into the overnight and into tomorrow morning. And then that rain is lingering through our holiday weekend.

[C]

I was.

[A]

Look at my fingers. I was this close to washing my car this weekend.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

And I. Maybe Mo. Let me see if Mo's predicting rain. And I saw that you predicted it.

[B]

So enough.

[A]

I didn't waste the money. I'm glad I wash my car. Thank you.

[B]

President Trump says an attack planned for today on Iran has been called off. Oh, yeah. He posted on social media yesterday that the US Is holding off on military strikes against Iran that were planned for today. The hold order was given after Qatar, Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates asked him to stand down because serious negotiations are now taking place. That's what they said.

[A]

Are they, though?

[B]

I don't know. I'm just telling you what they said.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Trump also said that he asked the Pentagon to prepare for a full large scale assault of Iran on a moment's notice.

[A]

Okay, that's not good.

[B]

We missed National Pizza Party day on Friday. Rod, come on.

[A]

I love a pizza party.

[B]

Same, but after the party. We can now report that Pizza Hut is still America's favorite pizza chain. In the survey, the majority picked the Hut as their preferred place for a mass order. So you're having a party, you're having people over, you got to order a lot of pies. Pizza Hut is the place. Domino's came in second. Papa John's in third. To be fair, the most people chose a local or regional brand.

[A]

You go.

[B]

But we know that those get a little bit pricey. Japanese officials say two Americans were arrested after breaking in to Punch the monkey's enclosure at his zoo outside of Tokyo over the weekend. It was a social media post and the zoo said there was an intruder in the enclosure and the pair of Americans were arrested. We all remember when Punch and his stuffed monkey toy became famous.

[A]

Wasn't it An IKEA toy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did they ever get him back in stock? I never heard much about the. I don't know, the monkey that he

[B]

was dragging around a while they were out of stock, and then IKEA took a whole bunch to Tokyo. These Americans, one of them was in, like, a costume, it appears, and the other one was video recording. Okay, so some sort of viral thing they were trying to make happen.

[A]

Several people suggested punch monkey as the shot drink. Yeah. Sean Special at Ditch Day.

[B]

No way. Those people were our listeners that were in the enclosure. Right.

[A]

Anybody feeling that, though?

[C]

Punch monkey sounds like a cool drink.

[B]

It does sound like a cool drink.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

You guys don't seem too excited about it. What else?

[B]

We are the Fallen. The band.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Could be coming back.

[A]

Not many people know this band, but Ben Moody was an original guy in Evanescence.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And him and Amy just didn't see

[B]

eye to eye, so we found someone else.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Carly. Is that Carly?

[A]

I think that's who's singing. I don't know.

[B]

Okay, so him and Carly apparently have recorded some stuff together. Their basis is touring with Daughtry, so they can't get him back right now, but they are saying they are together and there is potential. But those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Go ahead, Alex.

[C]

The Astros lost the twins last night six to three. They're gonna play the Twins again again tonight. Lance McCullers will be on the mound for the Stroz, going up against Minnesota's Zebby Matthews. First pitches at 6:40, and you can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk790. In the NBA playoffs, the spurs got by the Thunder 122 to 115 in double overtime to take Game 1 of the Western Conference finals. And in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Canadiens beat the Sabres 32 in overtime in game seven of the Eastern Conference semifinals. That is what's going on on esports.

[A]

Houston's rock, Houston's alternative, and home of

[B]

the Rod ryan Morning Show. 94. Five the buzz.

[A]

Here we go. 94. Five the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Blink 182. What's my age again? Welcome to the nine spot, 903. Thank you, guys for rolling with us on this TattoosDay. Crystal said Five Alive was her favorite. It was your favorite drink. Yeah. Look at it, bro. Quick, just to see if it. Like, maybe just seeing it. It's like a blue. It was in a carton. Yeah. And it wasn't orange juice. It was an orange drink type of thing. And then I think they came in with some other flavors and stuff.

[B]

There's different colors.

[A]

Yeah. Doesn't ring a bell at all.

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay, so social media is trying to figure out why Minute Maid got rid of five Alive. It was discontinued for what I can see. It was discontinued in the mid-90s. They may be still making it up in Canada. So I don't know if Canadians are still drinking it for some reason. Like, I think that's what's got people. They've seen it elsewhere.

[B]

Why can't fancy.

[A]

Why can't we have it here? So on the food blog page today, you can go see some of those stories. Is it in Canada?

[B]

Yeah. Beloved and active staple in Canada.

[A]

Coca Cola. Left Minimade. Coca Cola.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So if it's good enough for them, why can't we have it here? I never had it that. Sunny D. We didn't have that stuff in my house.

[B]

Sunny D. We got on field trip days.

[A]

I had like one Capri sun when I was a kid.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But they had just come out. I'm like, can we get that? What is that? Astronaut drinks?

[B]

What is it?

[A]

What is that? Silver powder. Ouch. Can we have that?

[B]

Yeah, only on special occasions.

[A]

Okay. So I can tell you exactly what I got for field trips.

[B]

Yeah. Cuz you had to pack a lunch. Otherwise. We ate at school and.

[A]

And soda was forbidden.

[B]

No, absolutely not.

[A]

Never Pop. We were not allowed to drink pop.

[B]

We called it all Coke.

[A]

But kids would bring pops wrapped in tinfoil to school.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

For a field days.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You know, if you were going off campus, you know, we at. It was called a little hug.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Do I need to explain?

[B]

No, no, no. I know what it is. It's plastic and it looks like a little barrel.

[A]

It was a little barrel.

[B]

Aluminum on top, a little circle.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You had hugs and you got like.

[A]

And you got 10 of them for like 50 cents.

[B]

Yes. And they're basically sugar water.

[A]

They. I bet you they were ten for a dollar.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I bet you we're not allowed to have those. No, no.

[B]

Field trip days.

[A]

Field trip days. Yes.

[B]

We had to pack our lunch.

[A]

It had to be the. Whatever the cheapest thing was, you know, that and a government cheese sandwich. That's what I took for lunch for field trips.

[B]

Yeah. We wanted lunchables.

[A]

Oh, yeah. No, I never even had. I never had one in adult life. I bought. I bought one for London before I

[B]

had one at the airport on Sunday.

[A]

A Lunchable.

[B]

Yeah. It was awesome.

[A]

Grow up, Peter Pan.

[B]

It was the cheapest thing. I was like,

[A]

slice of pieces of

[B]

ham in A little turkey circles.

[A]

Little.

[B]

Yeah. It was so great. And it had the big word protein on it. I was like, oh, Alex hates this.

[A]

Alex used to eat the ones. They were in the shape of a barbell. There would be cheese and nuts. It was like some kind of a protein thing. Right?

[B]

What was it?

[A]

It was unlunchable for an adult.

[C]

Yeah, it was easy to eat.

[A]

Is it. Was it in the shape of a barbell? A dumbbell?

[C]

No, it's just like those three little.

[A]

Was it in the shape of an eye?

[B]

Oh, I know you're talking about.

[A]

Was it the letter? I think then it looked like a. It looked like a. A dumbbell.

[B]

That's funny.

[C]

No, I think it was just like a straight.

[A]

I thought they were trying to market it cuz it was pro because I know it was protein forward for sure.

[C]

Three or whatever it was called.

[A]

It was just a rectangle.

[C]

Yeah, little rectangle had three little containers in it. It was like.

[A]

Oh, I thought it like. I thought it was bigger on the ends like the letter I or something like that. Okay, all right. Well that's what they're doing on the Internet. People have time to look for these things. Chat GT Chat Chat GPT announced that select users are now going to be able to connect their financial accounts.

[C]

Oh good.

[B]

I saw this on the national news.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm not lying. I have Chat GPT over here that I look at. I don't pay for anything but I've used Grok. I'm still, I'm still in the phase of AI where it's like a super duper search engine for me. I'm not using it for my job all that much. It helps out some of the games that we play. I have gone to it and I've kind of run some things through there. Other than that, I can't imagine going on Chat GPT and loading in all my financials. I don't. I'm not trust. I mean I'm Alex on that. Like no way. I was late to online banking. Yeah, I was late. I wasn't the first. I wasn't even. I wasn't even in the mid pack.

[B]

You use Venmo. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

And I use it all now.

[B]

And you have your credit card like saved in like your Uber. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

I mean, okay.

[B]

I'm just trying to test like put

[A]

it this way, put it this way. Mother's Day rolled around. I just went to the website. Bubble bubble bump it auto generated everything I needed.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

So it's. I'm loose as a goose right now.

[B]

Fair, but you're not going to give it to AI.

[A]

But Chat GPT announced that select users will now be able to connect their accounts to more than 12,000 financial institutions. And you'll be able to view like a financial dashboard of your activities and ask for advice. I guess, I mean, is it picking stocks for you? I mean, this is where I'm, I'm ignorant on some of the things I

[B]

saw, like investment opportunities, things you might not be taking advantage of. People were asking advice for that.

[A]

So eventually it's going to be made available to all users. They Chat GPT has not invited me. I, I don't think I'm a guy that they want on there.

[B]

I don't think I've got another early adapt.

[A]

I don't think I got the financials they're looking for, you know, like, like what, what's Grok gonna learn from my financials? Okay. How not to do things. That's the idiot that bought a bar lost his ass. I don't think they want me on there. I just, that's scary to me. But online banking was scary to me. I remember I wanted, when I was young and I had my own bank account, we started real, real young with that stuff and thank my mom for that. She would not let us get an atm.

[B]

No.

[A]

A card.

[B]

A card.

[A]

No, she would not. She didn't want it that she, we didn't want us to have that kind of access. She forced us to save money. When we were little kids, we had Christmas club, all that stuff, bank books, everything, which I don't have for my kid. I, I, by the time I was London's age, I had a bank book.

[B]

Yeah, same. And, and we got like prizes for putting money in the bank.

[A]

You could see the money. You had to, you know, manually write it in there and you could see it. You'd have to do that, the math, you have to balance your, you have to balance your checkbook thing. Well, not a checkbook. You had to balance your bank book.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you had to keep track of it. Then they would, they would, you'd hand it over, you'd put something, they'd put the interest on there for you, and you can see it grow. It's like, oh, my God, I made 13 cents.

[B]

That's how you learn.

[A]

Holy crap. 13 cents. 13 cents came out of nowhere. It's in my account now. It's awesome. Good job, Mom.

[B]

Thanks.

[A]

Here's a chance to win a thousand dollars national contest. Listen to the instructions. Go get this money. Make us look cool. 94. 5 the buzz. Welcome back. Rob Ryan show. Tattoos day. Mo's got Machine Gun Kelly today tickets. He's playing Saturday out there at the Woodlands. It's gonna be every weekend now, man. Shows, concerts, you name it. Summer's just about here online. It's Alex online. 94. 5 the buzz. All right, dude, what you doing today? All right.

[C]

Today's AOL is called Gourmet Meals for Animals. And there's a chef that has prepared different gourmet meals for different kinds of

[A]

animals the animals get to eat.

[C]

And then he watches them eat it and it's really like. So he starts off with a rat and obviously makes ratatouille. And that rat goes to town on.

[A]

I bet he does.

[C]

Loves it. And then he makes.

[A]

Don't seem to be very picky.

[C]

An acorn squash filled with vegetables for Twiggy the squirrel. Twiggy the squirrel loved it. You have him making steaks for some monkeys. Then he goes, and there's a Kodiak bear that he gives a rotisserie chicken to, too. And Kodiak bear loves it. He gives a poke bowl to penguins.

[A]

It's. It's just the coolest thing ever because they, they got little.

[C]

Little flippers and they're going over there and they're playing with the pokeball.

[A]

Oh, they got the little flippers doing the things.

[C]

Animals eat people food. Like, the animals don't eat people food.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

That's crazy. It's crazy. Taco, go check it out.

[A]

Go check it out.

[C]

He's feeding a blue whale.

[A]

It gives a lion a tomahawk steak.

[B]

Okay, that.

[A]

That's pretty awesome. Awesome. A lion's eating a tomahawk.

[C]

That's pretty tomahawk steak for him. That's. That's how you befriend a lion.

[A]

How do lions like it? Medium rare.

[C]

I don't think they. They usually rare.

[A]

They're medium rare.

[C]

Plus, actually, okay, they're very, very bougie about steaks. But go check it out and see gourmet meals for some animals at the world famous Rod Ryan show page@the buzz.com

[A]

Rod Ryan in the morning. Live, local and guaranteed human. Except for that bionic knee replacement thing. Yeah, that part was built in a lap. Rod Ryan in the morning every day, 6 to 10 on 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you. Thank you for having us on chilling with us a little bit on this Tattoosday. May 19, 2026, June July. Do you Feel like we're on the cusp of a massive 250 year celebration on July 4th. Or has it been a little quiet? Buy it. There are things planned.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

There's a big UFC fight.

[C]

Right.

[A]

White House lawn. Isn't that. Isn't that. I think that's around that time. I just thought, Wheel of Fortune's Gonna celebrate America's 250th. They got a couple of. That's all we need, like, big weeks planned.

[B]

I feel like everyone's trying to get in on it. You don't think that. No, I'm seeing it everywhere.

[C]

There's, like, by where I live. They have banners up on, like, the. The light polls.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like America 250. It gets me jacked.

[A]

I am not getting that vibe.

[C]

Why does every sports team not have a patch that just says, like, suck it, world 250? Like, we should just have a USA 250 on every single American team.

[A]

So you guys feel like we are on the.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

The precipice.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I feel like every commercial I see has something about 250 years of America, kid.

[B]

Everything. Rod.

[A]

I'm not feeling it.

[B]

What?

[A]

I'm not. I mean, and I.

[B]

How do we do. How do we get you jacked up?

[A]

Because I'm getting ready for Memorial Day. I'm doing things at the house.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did the power washing this weekend. And I went to. At home.

[B]

Why?

[A]

The store at home used to be Garden Ridge.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And I even bought some more, like, decorations. I bought some more decorations. Okay. I'm excited for it. Like, I think it's gonna be huge. I'm not seeing. I'm not feeling. Only because I've read that. Here we go again. Wheel of Fortune. I mean, nothing says 250 years like Ryan Seacrest. They have, like, two weeks. They gotta collab with Coca Cola.

[C]

That's on there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Everybody's in drinking the spirit. Sites and stories of America through the lens of one of television's most beloved shows. You guys are telling me that you're seeing everything geared.

[C]

All I see is American all the time, buddy.

[B]

I just want to buy it all, too. Like, I'm really struggling. I keep getting packages in the mail of stuff I bought.

[A]

I'm like, oh, that's what I did.

[B]

We're gonna be dressing the entire month of July in red, white, and blue.

[A]

That's. I got some stuff on order. Patriot.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I have a few things on order. Yeah. I got. God, American flag, paper plates coming in, getting ready for the weekend. All of that I'm like, I am. I'm eating off of an American flag paper plate from. From memorial day till 4th of July.

[B]

100% hot.

[A]

I want hot dogs every day.

[B]

Same.

[A]

I feel like I'm the only one. I'm glad.

[B]

Wait, wait, wait.

[A]

I'm glad. I'm talking about. We don't talk about things like before we go on the air. So I threw it out there and I.

[B]

You have us.

[A]

I'm shocked that you guys are feeling it. I wish I was like, I see

[C]

it all over the place.

[A]

I felt like I was the only one that was like, amped. I'm amped.

[B]

I accidentally went inside a store yesterday. I had to go to Walmart.

[A]

Whoa. What are you doing in a store?

[B]

I know, I know. I made a return. Every end cap is something red, white and blue.

[A]

Like I almost bought a bald eagle the other day.

[B]

There's just like. Just has everything you want, but they're making it red, white and blue.

[C]

Yeah, it's pretty sick, Rod.

[B]

Okay, maybe just go in the Walmart.

[A]

Yeah, I'm not really jagged up. I'm not really going into stores.

[B]

You need to.

[A]

But I did, you know, I got

[C]

out of American Eagle.

[A]

I got it at. I got out at home for.

[B]

How much did you spend?

[A]

250.

[B]

That's pretty good.

[A]

And I've already got three bins of Fourth of July crap. That's the most. And I hadn't pulled it out in a couple years. I like the decorating is. I like it just. It's tearing it down. Down. It's tearing it down. And being the one that has to do it.

[C]

When it's America, you don't ever have to tear it down. That's the beauty.

[A]

Well, this is a very long time. I normally don't go full on for memorial, but because of 250, then all of like memorial to 4th of July, the. The decorations can stay.

[B]

So you've got it.

[A]

So I'm excited.

[B]

You've got it.

[A]

I'm excited. You're not. Just. All right, guys, I'm jacked up, ready to go.

[B]

Wheel of Fortune.

[A]

Yeah, I know. Wheel of Fortune got me jacked for America. I want to say last year is when we saw the very first trailer for Grand Theft Auto 6. I cannot believe how early they put out this stuff. Oh, I can. To get people excited. Yeah.

[C]

I mean, it's been over a decade, decade since the last one came out. They know it's one of the biggest selling games of all time. They know that it rocks and they know it's gonna be sick. So why not tease us with whatever you got? I think we need a week off of work when that game comes out, because I would like to play it.

[A]

And, like, I'm a music guy, okay? Tom Petty, he is so important in the musical canon of American music. Music. Okay, I didn't know this song.

[C]

Oh, really?

[A]

I did not know this song. And the guy that chose this for the trailer, it's genius. It works so well. Give me that intro again. Did you know this song?

[C]

I heard it before.

[A]

I mean, I must have heard it, but it just. It came out of nowhere. Being in Tom Petty's got that catalog where you. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

This one.

[B]

One.

[A]

Yeah, he does. There was an email sent to creators. Best Buy sent it out last week suggesting that pre orders. Now, don't get too excited. I gotta be careful how I talk. Because we don't call you out. We don't get a lot of video game talk on this show. And Alex is. I know how it. I know how big this is. Best Buy sent out an email to creators suggesting that the pre orders would start this week. Later, boom, give me that email back. Whatever they do to resend me, okay, they got it wrong. So now there's some sort of a delay. Now it's got people that are in the know freaking out, and they said, listen, you guys got to get your act together. When is the pre sale? We need to know these things. You cannot get this one wrong. This is billions. Okay? What they're talking about with this. With this video game coming out. So now rumors are. Is there a delay? That, of course, would be a PR nightmare for what Rockstar who makes the games? And it's so close to the release date, still set for a November 19th release. Now there are leaks out there suggesting up to six different editions of the game, all with various various price tiers, downloads, features. I. I can't talk anymore. Other than what they're telling me, speculation is that the base version of the game is going to run between 60 and $80. Does that sound right to you?

[C]

I'm shocked it's not higher.

[A]

Base version.

[C]

Oh, yeah. So that's. Yeah, that's accurate.

[A]

So if you want to, like, beat up the hooker with a golf club, you're gonna have to pay more, maybe. No, I think it'll be.

[C]

You'll get like, other.

[A]

Is that this one doing stuff? Okay, well, you can.

[C]

All the games are kind of that way.

[A]

All right. So apparently they're trying to clean up this email that went out so no release. No early release yet. But they're looking to send something out very, very soon for you guys. It's the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rob Ryan. Shout out. Thank you all, American Rejects and Dirty Little Secret Rod Ryan showing this Tattoosday. Not a dude. Julie says, Rod, I was 12 in 1976. The bicentennial was really hyped back then, and I, too, am not seeing it for the 250 years like I did for the 200 years I was seven. And I feel like it was everywhere. I was six. I was six.

[B]

Live radio, math.

[A]

Yeah, I was six years old when the 200 years. I felt like it was everywhere. Maybe I'm just not leaving the house enough.

[B]

You got to get out.

[A]

I got to get. I've been watching too much tv. I've been watching too much hockey. I'm not going out enough. Yeah, you guys are right. People are saying, right, you go here. There's an end cap app here. Everything's American flags. 250.

[B]

I want everything.

[A]

I'm not seeing it. I have to go out. I want in on all of it.

[B]

All of it.

[A]

What are you giving away on Mo the Show?

[B]

Machine Gun Kelly tickets.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

He's going to be in the Woodlands on Saturday. Tickets are on sale ticketmaster.com but it'd be way more fun if you won them. All you have to do is know the show.

[A]

All right, Mo's gonna have a question for you on the flip of this break. Stay right there. The Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Welcome back, Rod Ryan show. We're getting ready to wrap up this tattoos day. Thank you for hanging with us a little bit today. I get some of that blah, blah, blah music, Alex.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

Just right. Just the way I like it. Okay, Mo, that's your. That's your cue. Mo the Show. What's down?

[B]

Hey, TSA is trending. They're jumping on that bro teen bandwagon that everyone else is on. What did we tell you about this morning that they're daring you to stuff in your carry on 713-212-5945.

[A]

They started it.

[B]

They started it.

[A]

So when people do this.

[B]

I'm sorry. Here comes Alex. He's all yours.

[A]

Well, you said 713-212-5945, 945. The buzz is everywhere you are. All right, here we go. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rob Ryan Show. Foo Fighters Learn to fly. Wrapping up a tat Tuesday edition of Your Rod Ryan Show. Always appreciative of you guys hanging out with us a little bit. And we leave you with some parting gifts. It's called MOW the Show. It's now time for Know the show on 94. Five the buzz. Good morning, Rob Ryan show.

[B]

Good morning.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. Hello.

[C]

Who's this?

[A]

This is Laura. Laura, welcome to MO the Show. What's your question, Mo?

[B]

Hey, Laura. TSA is jumping on that bro teen bandwagon. So what did we tell you about this morning that they're telling you daring you to stuff in your carry on all the rotisserie chickens?

[A]

Oh, yeah. Do you get the rotisserie ch chickens, Laura? I love them. They're so versatile. Do you ever wait in line at Costco for them? That line is insane. Unfortunately. Unfortunately, no.

[B]

We do the Walmart one.

[A]

Walmart ones? Yeah. Walmart ones are big too. You're the winner. Congratulations. What are you giving her?

[B]

Laura, Saturday you're gonna be at Machine Gun Kelly Sister in the woodlands. Everybody else, Ticketmaster.com. there's still tickets available.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Laura.

[B]

It's gonna be fun this weekend.

[C]

Hang on.

[A]

We're gonna set you up. We have time. Stop putting protein in every day. Stop putting protein in every day. Stop putting protein in everything. Just let a brownie be a brownie. Does a pancake really need protein? Does a Pop Tart really need frozen protein? Do potato chips really need protein? Just catch a protein from chicken. Amazing. I giggle every single time cuz there's a little funny video. It's just a bunch of guys on YouTube that do the song and it's like they're kicking the Kodiak Bear pancake mix and then Pop Tart. Everything is protein now.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I. If you see me me stuff in my fat face at 7 o' clock in the morning. If you see me eating chips or a bar or something. It's a protein bar. Yeah, Protein bar. Is that you put it. All right. The TSA story is on links and guests. People were complaining why they can't bring their protein shakes through. TSA's just said in a joking way, bring rotisserie chickens. Technically, it's allowed. All right, dj, what the hell?

[B]

I almost forgot about it.

[A]

Was I standing here this morning and this guy dj, who's had no success at all on the Fresh out of Bed Head to Head beat the greatest player of all time. That's what happened, right?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

That's why you play the game. That's why you play the game. Herm Edwards, a guy with no wins, took out a 13 time hall of Famer and a two time world champion. Josh the Goat said, See in 30 days took it like a man. Okay? That's how a man loses. Okay, man lessons. This morning in homeroom, You said Jeremiah's going to join Hal and I at the Triumph show.

[B]

He is. Boys night.

[A]

Oh, all the old guys are going. Wizard's going now. Oh, no. Oh, Logan, Paul, stop.

[B]

I saw Greg's going.

[A]

The old ball. The old ball wagon.

[B]

Chili, what are you doing on Friday night?

[A]

Courtney and her son are going to the sold out Tame and Paula show. And Stephanie was on Team Chile this morning and Chili won her Blue October tickets. It's a nice little Tuesday. Nice little Tuesday, guys. Thank you. Jeremy's up next. He's got the non stop nooner. Pick your tickets with him in the 1 o' clock hour. He'll continue with the alternative income at 10 after every hour that he's on. Teresa, also 10 after the hour until 5, 10 tomorrow on the show. All the great tickets we gave away. We'll continue with that. Open for another game? Yeah, I'm down. I'm open for another game. What do you guys want to play tomorrow? That was a great suggestion to play Shout it out Loud today. It was a really good addition. Everybody. Everybody played well and it's a scold. Anybody? It's nice. All right, that's it. Jeremy, take over. We got 20 hours to think how we can do this better. Okay, we'll do it better tomorrow. Amf. Thank you, Houston. Welcome. Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Ron Ryan show page at thebuzz. Com.