The Read My Lips Game

Summary

The Rod Ryan Show: "The Read My Lips Game"
Episode aired August 6, 2026 on 94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM)

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Episode Overview

This spirited segment of the Rod Ryan Show features the entertaining "Read My Lips Game," pitting co-hosts Moe and Chili against each other in a face-off of lip-reading skills. Amid playful banter, the team brings the studio’s infectious energy to listeners and gives away coveted Five Finger Death Punch tickets to lucky callers. The episode is driven by lively competition, friendly teasing, and insightful behind-the-scenes camaraderie.

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Key Discussion Points & Game Breakdown

1. Pre-Game Banter & Team Selection (01:31–03:17)

• The crew jokes about Chili’s fresh-shaven look, courtesy of their friend Jacob Garcia.
  • G: "Yeah, you look clean." (01:37)
  • F: "No, I shaved because fresh. Yeah, I shaved like two days ago because I go like three months without shaving." (01:50)
• Listeners call in to pick their players:
  • Martin chooses Chili
  • Christian chooses Moe
• Rod playfully claims that picking Chili when he’s "clean" will guarantee a win.
  • E: "Whenever you pick Chili, he's going to play good and he's going to win. So." (02:27)

2. Game Setup & Rules (03:17–03:44)

• Mo is the returning champ and opts to go first.
  • G: "I'm going to go first." (03:16)
• The prize: Five Finger Death Punch tickets.
• Alex will handle timekeeping, and fans can watch the game live via YouTube and Facebook.

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3. Round 1: Moe’s Lip-Reading (03:45–06:13)

Word 1—"Butt towel"

• E: "Butt towel." (04:10)
• G: "Towel, butts... towel... butt towel." (04:12–04:16)
• Laughter erupts as the team references nude cruises and the need for "butt towels" at nude restaurants and cruises.
  • F: "You gotta bring ’em. You gotta bring a butt towel." (04:18)

Word 2—"Three bras"

• E: "Three bras." (04:59)
• G: "Three prong... three bras." (04:57–05:00)
• Rod teases Moe about her dinner with six girlfriends the night before, riffing on the number of bras at the table.
  • E: "How many broads were at that table last night?" (05:10)
  • G: "Six." (05:12)

Word 3—"Moist oyster"

• E: "Moist oyster." (05:44)
• G: "Poison oyster... moist oyster." (05:47–05:50)
• Chili jokes about "moister than an oyster" (06:05).

Result: Moe gets all three words correct.
— B: "Three." (05:57)

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4. Round 2: Chili’s Lip-Reading (06:14–07:54)

Word—"Everything titty"

• E: "Everything titty." (07:02)
• F: Struggles to decipher, guessing "abracadabra," "everything is everything," "aphrodisiac clam chowder," "liberty, be pretty." (07:08–07:29)
• Rod and Mo threaten to kick him out for not saying "titty" and dramatize his "walk of shame."

Result: Chili cannot guess the phrase, losing the round. — E: "If you don't say titty, titty flop, tit, you're out of here." (07:29)

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5. Winner Announcement & Aftermath (07:56–08:40)

• Moe wins; Christian gets the tickets.
  • G: "Christian, you're in." (07:59)
  • E: "Christian, you won the... let's go. Five Finger Death Bunch. Cody Jinx. September 27th in the Woodlands." (08:00–08:02)
• The team jokes about Chili’s loss and his walk of shame to answer calls.
  • G: "Someone check on Chili Angel." (08:19)
  • E: "The game's... Chili's already gone. He's on the phones. He's getting Christian's information." (08:31)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On getting cleaned up for the game:
  • E: "You go get that lid bicked, or you bicked it?" (01:56)
  • F: "Jacob or Jacob did it? Yeah, Jacob Garcia, our friend." (02:03)
• On the awkwardness of restaurant bills:
  • E: "Help me God if I hear it was six individual checks. I didn't have any salad. I'm not paying for your salad." (05:21)
• On missing the key word:
  • E: "If you don't say titty, titty flop, tit, you're out of here." (07:29)
  • E: "Get out. Get out now." (07:34)
  • G: "Walk of shame." (07:39)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Pre-game banter and team selection: 01:31–03:17
• Rules, setup, and prize intro: 03:17–03:44
• Moe’s round (all three words): 03:45–06:13
• Chili’s round (struggles and loss): 06:14–07:54
• Winner announcement and wrap-up: 07:56–08:40

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Summary

This episode captures the Rod Ryan Show’s signature blend of competitive play, cheeky humor, and listener interaction. Moe dominates the "Read My Lips Game" with quick, accurate guesses, while Chili stumbles amidst escalating jokes. The segment is punctuated by laughter, offbeat banter about shaving and restaurant antics, and ends with a triumphant giveaway to listener Christian. For fans of the show or newcomers, the episode is a lively snapshot of the Rod Ryan team’s chemistry and on-air fun.

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[E]

It's time to read my lipstairs. Chili, what's up? You're playing today, bro.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[E]

What's up?

[G]

Yeah, you look clean.

[F]

What did you say? Chew bubble gum and kick some ass.

[E]

It looks like I'm all a lot of bubble gum.

[F]

Yeah, that's it.

[E]

She said you look clean today.

[F]

Whoa.

[E]

I showered.

[F]

No, I shaved because fresh. Yeah, I shaved like two days ago because I. I go like three months without shaving.

[E]

Yeah, he. He bicked his lid for sure. You go get that. Lynn bicked or you bicked it?

[F]

Jacob or Jacob did it? Yeah, Jacob Garcia, our friend.

[E]

He does great job, Jacob.

[G]

Great job. I noticed.

[E]

Got this guy. Get this guy cleaned up over here. Ready to go. All right, who's gonna pick Chili? Hey, Martin. Good morning. Good morning, brother Rod. Who's playing for you, Martin?

[F]

Chili.

[E]

What?

[G]

He's clean for you, Martin.

[E]

So fresh. Yeah, a powder behind. So fresh. Whenever you pick Chili, he's going to play good and he's going to win, so.

[F]

I knew that's going to happen. What can Brown do for you?

[E]

Does Jacob shave up those huevos, too?

[F]

I don't know. He wouldn't want to.

[E]

I'm just wondering if you're clean up top, like on the bottom as you are on top. Hey, Christian. Good morning. Good morning to you. All right. Moe's playing for you today.

[G]

I'm also cleaning, Christian.

[E]

I don't know that I'm. I'm going to take your word for it. Yeah.

[F]

You went out with the girls last night. I don't know how clean you are.

[G]

Clean.

[E]

What was that about? I can't wait to hear about this little. You and your little Phillies out talking about horses. Who's the returning champ?

[G]

Me.

[E]

Mo?

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Are you going first or second?

[G]

I am going to go first.

[C]

You know it's my favorite.

[E]

It's for five finger Death Punch tickets. All right.

[F]

Hey, you got her.

[E]

Don't screw it up.

[G]

Where are the black headphones?

[F]

Oh, right there.

[E]

African American headphones. Christian, she's playing for you. Let's go. Let's go. Mo's putting on headphones now.

[F]

Come on, Mo.

[E]

She won't be able to hear my voice. I'm gonna give her three words and she's got to try to read my lips. 20 seconds, Alex.

[B]

Yep, I got it.

[H]

Ready to go.

[E]

Alex's timekeeping. You can watch all this, guys. Hi, everybody. That's watching us on YouTube and Facebook Live. That's great. You can see Chili's Fresh Shaven head.

[F]

Got that?

[E]

County F. Looks great, man. Yeah. Okay, here we go, Mo.

[G]

Thumbs up, thumbs up.

[E]

Here we go. Thomas sent this one. And thank you, everybody sending me words, but towel, bucket, towel, butt. Towels.

[G]

Towel, butts.

[E]

Towel, butt, towel. Yeah, butt towel.

[F]

It's your favorite.

[G]

Oh, the nude beach thing.

[E]

You gotta bring them. You gotta bring a butt towel.

[F]

Yeah. To the restaurant.

[E]

Everywhere you go on the cruise ship if you take a nude cruise.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

A lot of nude dinner. That story that you ran chilling on links and guests. Lots of people seem interested in it. I mean, curious.

[F]

I don't know if I would go eat there, but I would like to watch if there was a stream.

[G]

All right.

[E]

Yeah. I asked if I could just go in and use the restroom.

[F]

No, I got my own towel.

[E]

Here we go. Rezzy. Rezzy sent this in. Thumbs up, thumbs up. Three bras.

[G]

Three prong.

[E]

Three bras.

[G]

Three bras.

[E]

Oh, man.

[F]

Not to be confused that like the people you were hanging out with. Three broads.

[E]

How many broads? Were at that table last night?

[G]

Six.

[E]

Six.

[F]

So if you count each boot for the bra, that was 12 bras.

[G]

The six of us, at least.

[E]

Help me God if I hear it was six. Individual checks. I didn't have any salad. I'm not paying for your salad.

[G]

Never.

[E]

Oh, you had desser. I didn't have dessert.

[F]

I only had water.

[E]

Took about a half hour to get out of there. All right, Joe sent this one in, and he's got it. Joe had his ears on today. Thumbs up.

[G]

Thumbs up.

[E]

Moist oyster.

[G]

Poison oyster.

[E]

Moist.

[G]

Moist oyster.

[E]

Oh, man. One, two, three, down the line.

[B]

Three.

[F]

Man, I don't know. I mean, I kind of like the fact that she said moist oyster.

[E]

I believe, Alex. Moister than an oyster.

[G]

Thanks, Alex.

[E]

Okay.

[F]

Moisture Club.

[E]

All right, Chili, no big deal.

[B]

Here.

[E]

You've done this before.

[F]

No pressure.

[E]

One, two, three. Line them up. Knock them down. Yeah, it's easy.

[F]

I'll knock them all down. Okay, Just give me.

[E]

Just give me three words and then he'll get off. He'll get them off. Just give me the three. All right. Okay.

[C]

So loud.

[E]

Is it loud in there?

[G]

So loud in there.

[F]

I locked and loaded.

[E]

Chili's listening to the same song you were.

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

He can't hear you. Couldn't hear me?

[G]

No, not at all.

[E]

Thumbs up.

[F]

Thumbs up.

[E]

Now I shuffle. Everything was meant for anybody here.

[G]

This.

[F]

Nice shirt.

[E]

Whoa.

[F]

Thumbs up.

[E]

Everything titty, Everything stinks. Everything titty.

[F]

Abracadabra.

[E]

Everything titty.

[F]

Everything is everything.

[E]

Everything titty.

[F]

Aphrodisiac, clam chowder.

[E]

Everything titty, Everything stinks. Everything titty.

[F]

You stink.

[E]

Titty. Everything titty, everything titty.

[F]

Liberty, be pretty.

[E]

If you don't say titty, titty flop, tit, you're out of here.

[F]

Get out of here.

[E]

Get out of here. Get out. Get out now. Get out.

[G]

Walk of shame.

[F]

What, no Hampshire?

[E]

You gotta go. You gotta go.

[F]

What was it?

[E]

Everything titty, everything titty.

[G]

Oh, that was made for you, I thought.

[F]

Everything is everything.

[G]

So cute.

[F]

Sorry. Martin.

[E]

Martin, you're out.

[G]

Christian, you're in.

[E]

Christian, you won the. Let's go.

[G]

Five Finger Death Bunch. Cody Jinx. September 27th in the Woodlands. Ticketmaster.com for everybody else. That was unbelievable.

[E]

I. I thought you were gonna get that word and then boom. It's his first word. I'm like, okay, this is a layup, right?

[G]

Should have been.

[E]

This is a layup.

[G]

Someone check on Chili Angel.

[E]

Reese could have made that layup. Okay. A new haircut. Christian, have a great time at that show. Thank you so much, guys. I appreciate it.

[F]

Thank you.

[E]

Mo am I? The game's chili's already gone. He's on the phones. He's getting Christian's information.

[G]

He's drinking.

[E]

That's it. That was your game today.

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