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Rod Ryan
5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Red Hot Chili Peppers and around the world. Thank you guys so much for hanging out with us. We're going to talk about Willie's Grill and ice house, St. Patrick's Day. We're going to be broadcasting live. I'm nervous. I'm not gonna lie. I mean, that's a real thing. It's a real nervous man. It's a real fear of mine. Broadcasting live. It's like I have, you know, I. You've been with me 10 years, been here the longest. I have massive control issues. Always the reason that I'm here, touching all the buttons and the knobs and working the levers. I'm like the guy, the little guy, the little man behind the. Behind the curtain. The Oz, Jeff Goldblum.
SpinQuest Promoter
And then.
Rod Ryan
And then I go standing out there and I'm out there vulnerable. Q Torn. I'm out there laying on the floor and I'm out there at Willy's Grill and Ice House and I'm no longer running the board. I'm no longer. I'm not in control. Some kids standing in here,
Mo
I don't even think about that stuff. But yet that is. That does happen.
Rod Ryan
Yeah. Welcome to my world.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Freak out over those things. It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be great.
Commercial Announcer
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
I think it's so fun. We're gonna be out there in the Katy location. We'll talk a little bit more about it. I wanted to bring this up. I spent that whole Chili Pepper song. If you saw Me if you were watching on Facebook. Hi, guys. Or if you're watching on YouTube.
Mo
Oh, geez, I was taking pictures of you.
Rod Ryan
What is Rod doing on his phone? Like, I don't play with my phone during the show, but I read something this morning. Gonna invite all of you to bring out your phones.
Commercial Announcer
All right.
Rod Ryan
People regularly use 10 or more different health related apps on their phone. Like, what's that mean, health related apps? Now, I don't have the iWatch, the Apple Watch. I have no sleep tracker.
Alex
No, I don't have a sleep tracker.
Rod Ryan
I have no step counter. I have none of these things that people are using on these, these apps. Okay. According to a new survey, the average person. Oh, here it is. Regularly uses six different health related apps.
Mo
What are we missing out on?
Rod Ryan
22% of people have 10 or more. So as I'm looking on my phone, I found a lot of things on here that I don't need.
Commercial Announcer
I don't know what.
Rod Ryan
What's nimble? What's nimble? Why is it on my phone?
Mo
Seems like one of those things you paid for. Like to stretch.
Rod Ryan
Ask me if I want to update it. Nimble is stretching.
Mo
So that's what it sounds like.
Rod Ryan
I nimble.
Mo
The word nimble.
Rod Ryan
I don't think that's a health related app. What I did find on here is they're trying to push. Where is it? I can't find it. Now, there was a health. There was a little health app on here.
Commercial Announcer
It's called Health.
Rod Ryan
And then it said here, here's. You can track your. Your scoring with your Galaxy watch. I don't have that. I don't think I have any, like the CVS count.
Mo
I have cvs.
Rod Ryan
Cvs.
Alex
I don't have cvs.
Rod Ryan
And then you have kids. Well, you do. Both of you.
Commercial Announcer
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Are you guys hooked up to, like, my heart?
Mo
Oh, yeah, right.
Rod Ryan
Is that a health related app? That's not helping me. Kilo app. I just don't have any calorie counters. What do you have? Hilo app.
Alex
That's Dr. One.
Rod Ryan
That's a Dr. One. I don't know if that counts.
Mo
Okay, I have that.
Alex
I have.
Rod Ryan
I have no act. You have activity trackers, right?
Alex
The fitness thing from the watch. I have the health tracker thing. I have cardiogram that like tracks your heartbeat and tells you if anything's wrong with it.
Mo
Oh, wow.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Mo
That's with your tracker.
Alex
It's the thing I added onto it. Yeah.
Rod Ryan
I have an app for Etsy.
Alex
I don't know why I do not Believe.
Rod Ryan
What am I doing with that?
Alex
Good for gifts.
Rod Ryan
How did that get in here? How did that get in here?
Alex
What else do I have?
Mo
Our company made us sign up for, like, something. We got like, a discount on our insurance if we signed up for something.
Rod Ryan
I have something called cardio with a Q.
Commercial Announcer
Heart.
Rod Ryan
You guys have that?
Alex
I do not have that.
Rod Ryan
Okay. It says create an account, so I've never been there, so that counts. I have stuff on my phone.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Nothing that I'm using. What are you using, Alex?
Mo
What are those things?
Alex
The fitness thing to track stuff from my watch. And then the health app. Sometimes I'll check out and it probably gives me new notifications.
Rod Ryan
And you're. You're in the best shape on the show.
Mo
Yeah, sure.
Rod Ryan
It's true. That's true, that's true. What do you got over there?
Mo
Nothing.
Rod Ryan
Like, the rodeo app doesn't count.
Mo
I got the rodeo app.
Alex
That's kind of fitness.
Rod Ryan
Counting your steps at the rodeo.
Mo
I got Amazon.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, I know. You got that
Mo
velvet taco.
Rod Ryan
Oh, you haven't. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Who's got the most food apps on their phone
Mo
over here?
Rod Ryan
If you're.
Mo
I need a snack.
Rod Ryan
If you're normal, you've got six different health related on your phone. Six. Yeah. That's why I look this. That's why. That's why I look like this. Okay. Because I don't have health apps on my phone. It's terrible.
Mo
I think I'm happy.
Rod Ryan
All right, Alex. Good job.
Mo
Good job.
Rod Ryan
You get a bell today.
Alex
Good job.
Mo
We got cvs.
Rod Ryan
I got cvs. Like, I'm trying to count that as one.
Mo
Like, can I do count?
Rod Ryan
Can I get a little credit for that? All right. St. Patrick's Day. We're not charging you to come party with us on St. Patrick's Day at Willie's Grill and Ice House out in Katy. But there is a VIP area and. Oh, hang on. Hey, Chili. He's got all the health apps.
Mo
Chile.
Rod Ryan
Ew. It's got the burrito app.
Mo
Same hate.
Rod Ryan
I don't. Did you. Have you contacted anybody about doing the gallon challenge?
Chili
Yeah, we got them all. They all confirmed that they're in.
Mo
How many?
Rod Ryan
Wait a minute. It's closed out? Yeah. Holy cannoli. I didn't know that.
Chili
Yeah, picked yesterday.
Rod Ryan
Cool.
Radio Advertiser
Yeah.
Chili
So they're all been informed. And it's four. Four guys plus the guy that Rod let in. So that's five.
Rod Ryan
Five milk drinkers.
Mo
And then.
Rod Ryan
Okay, we're closed out. Yeah, we got our milk drinkers. So gallon challenge. Is one of the things we're going to be doing out at Willy's Grill and Ice House. We're broadcasting live six to ten. The Katie location. Is that by Gessner?
Chili
No, I tend him.
Commercial Announcer
Fry.
Rod Ryan
Fry. Thank you, God.
Chili
You moved like two years away from Katie and you forget all about where you live.
Rod Ryan
Dude, I've been gone six years.
Chili
No, it hasn't.
Rod Ryan
Six years from the best side. London's gonna be eight.
Chili
It's the best side, cuz it's gone now.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, she was a little baby when I moved.
Chili
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Okay, so we're gonna be broadcasting live. There's gonna be a little VIP area that gets you some drinks, that gets you a little breakfast burrito bar while we're broadcasting live. Gets you nice clean bathrooms, gets you away from the craziness. I hope there's craziness. I think it's going to be packed, right?
Mo
That's what I've heard.
Rod Ryan
So no charge. It's a 21 and up party. But there's a VIP area. I'm giving away a pair of VIP passes. So before I get your call in, I want Mo to talk about it one more time. You're out today at noon.
Mo
Yes.
Rod Ryan
You're in this. You're in the area.
Mo
I'm in the hood. Yes. So I 10 and Mason. There is a Cricket Wireless store. The address is 21, 929 Katy Freeway. I'm gonna post about it in the stories. Please don't hurt me. I have two pair.
Rod Ryan
Are you bringing Chili with you? You need backup.
Chili
You know that's like right, like right next to my neighborhood.
Mo
Yeah, like Chili lives with me. I'm gonna be there at noon.
Chili
No, I hope everybody goes and hugs you.
Rod Ryan
Please don't hug me.
Mo
You're not getting vip.
Rod Ryan
She does not like to be hugged.
Chili
Y' all better hug her.
Rod Ryan
All right, you're out today at noon. Cricket Wireless.
Mo
Two pairs. Stay tuned to our stories. I'll remind you with a link.
Rod Ryan
Okay. Good luck with that crowd.
Mo
Thank you. I'm excited.
Rod Ryan
I'll take caller number 10 right now from a distance from the safe confines of this room. I'll take caller number 10 for VIP passes. 713-212-5945. Good luck. Houston's rockin alternative, the Rod ryan Morning show.
Mo
6 to 10am 94. 5 the buzz.
Rod Ryan
94. 5 the buzz. Welcome back. Oh boy, there's that music. Oh, here we go. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Who's on the phone, Brandon?
Radio Advertiser
I don't know.
Rod Ryan
I don't like the Sound of your voice.
Mo
Stop it and please don't cuss.
Rod Ryan
Did you catch that?
Alex
I did.
Rod Ryan
Brandon? Yeah. Did you swear? Excuse me? Did you swear?
Alex
No.
Rod Ryan
Oh, okay. Turn down your radio. Turn down your radio, Brandon. I'm sorry, I do have the radio in the background. That's okay. Alex thought that you swore.
Mo
I also thought that.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, he hit the dump button. Brandon, you're caller 10.
Radio Advertiser
Brandon,
Mo
join us. Brandon, did he just swear again?
Chili
Oh, man, I greatly appreciate this.
Mo
I don't know. I'm on edge now.
Rod Ryan
I've lost control of this show today for sure. You're all right.
Alex
You.
SpinQuest Promoter
Do you know what?
Rod Ryan
You sound exactly like the kind of guy we need in VIP right now.
Mo
Be there at 6am I love the
Rod Ryan
sound of your voice.
Mo
St. Patrick's Day Day. Willie's Grill and Ice House. It's the KD location, Brandon. You can be there.
Rod Ryan
Yes, most definitely.
Mo
I got some drink tickets for you. I don't know if you need them or not, but a dedicated bar, private restroom, buffet. I mean, what more do you need?
Rod Ryan
You changed my mind immediately. You're perfect for vip. Spice it up a little bit.
Mo
I love Brand.
Rod Ryan
The oil and gas Greg should be worried about maybe. I'm speechless over here. I don't even know what to do.
Mo
You're so sweet.
Rod Ryan
All right, I'm awesome.
Mo
As long as it's not a bad word. You can say whatever you want.
Rod Ryan
I'm so happy for you, Brandon. We'll see you St. Patrick's Day. I want to party with you. Thank you so much. I greatly appreciate it. Oh, that's what I'm looking for here.
Mo
He was. He's all yours.
Rod Ryan
That's what's coming to see. That is what's coming to see you today at noon.
Mo
Cricket Wireless, KD and Mason. It's 21929 Katy Freeway.
Rod Ryan
You gotta bring Chili out there with you. Are you kidding? Who are you bringing?
Mo
Myself?
Rod Ryan
Just you.
Alex
That's who they're paying to be out there.
Rod Ryan
Oh, Lord. All right. Be nice to Mo. She's out there today. Online, it's Alex. Online 94. Five the buzz. All right. What you got?
Alex
Today's a while. You're gonna see how many pastas you can name just by looking at them. And they're not like just macaroni.
Rod Ryan
I would not do at this.
Mo
Don't either.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Alex
Like, do you know the difference in Kalamarata, Celentani and spirali.
Rod Ryan
No, no.
Alex
I just know because I was Totani and cavatapi.
Rod Ryan
There was a. There was an episode of Seinfeld. I know, super old. But he made little statues out of all the characters. Kramer.
Alex
Fusilli.
Rod Ryan
Jerry, he used fusilli for. And I didn't even know that was a pasta before I watched Seinfeld. He said I made.
Alex
I was unfamiliar with fusilli as well.
Rod Ryan
I made a statue of you made out of fus.
Commercial Announcer
Silly.
Rod Ryan
Because you're silly, he said, which made.
Alex
It made sense.
Rod Ryan
Right. But I. Elbow macaroni and I'm done.
Alex
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Lasagna, noodles and spaghetti.
Alex
Pretty much. That's pretty much what I would do.
Rod Ryan
Yeah.
Alex
But go check it out. See how many of these pastas you can name at the world famous Rod
Rod Ryan
Ryan show page@thebuzz.com Rigatoni.
Mo
It's in the lasagna.
Radio Advertiser
That's a dish.
Rod Ryan
Rigatoni. Or is that a type of noodle rotini?
Alex
Oh, that linguini.
Mo
We know what those are. Spaghetti linguini.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, get that one right.
Commercial Announcer
All right.
Rod Ryan
This is a good one today, Alex. Thank you. The Roc ryan show on 94. Five. I pooped. What, the buzz or five? The buzz. I'm sorry. I was really concentrating and listening to that. That's Pierce the veil and so far so fake. Is that the first time we played that in the morning?
Alex
I believe so.
Rod Ryan
Wizard opening up some new music for us in the morning. Thanks, Whiz. Very nice. Good morning, everybody. It's Tatt Tuesday. Appreciate you guys hanging out with us. Still to come, yesterday we announced the. The legendary band the Sex Pistols. Still punk after all these years. Believe it or not. Fifty years later, Sex Pistols are still at it. They're playing the house of Blues on September 13th. Tickets will go on sale this Friday for the Sex Pistols. We will have a pair of tickets for you on Mo the show coming up. Mo, you went to the rodeo last night.
Mo
I did.
Rod Ryan
You and I are going tomorrow. Yes, you told me that. I. I mean, I have to do some calf scramble.
Mo
You're gonna be so great at it. Chasing cows.
Rod Ryan
What? You said I don't have to do it.
Mo
Oh, sorry.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, I'm hosting. Yes, you were there last night. Riley Green.
Mo
Riley Green.
Rod Ryan
Who was that?
Mo
He's a fine piece of country music. Man meat.
Rod Ryan
He's. He's acting now. He's in some Yellowstone spin off show.
Mo
See how that goes.
Rod Ryan
How is it?
Mo
How is he? Yeah, he's great.
Rod Ryan
Is it a. Does everything sell out at the rodeo?
Mo
No, not everything.
Rod Ryan
So when we give away Creed and like Chris Stapleton, when we say these are sold out tickets, it Is a big deal.
Mo
Freaking deal.
Rod Ryan
Anything sold out is always going to be more important. Not everything does sell out.
Commercial Announcer
Correct.
Rod Ryan
Packed a lot of people.
Mo
Very packed. Opening day. Everyone wants to be there opening day. Yes. He's beautiful. So the ladies were all out and about and he sang some Toby Keith. We needed some America in our lives.
Rod Ryan
Which one? The boot in your ass sure did. That's the one song.
Mo
It felt so good.
Rod Ryan
Oh, no, no. I love this bar. I know two Toby key songs.
Mo
I think you would know a lot
Alex
more if spear for my horses.
Rod Ryan
Yeah, what's that? Ride a horse, trade a cowboy.
Alex
That's big and rich.
Rod Ryan
Oh, okay. Riley Green has added actor to his resume. He's got a role in the new Yellowstone spin off. Marshalls.
Alex
They need another spin off of that.
Mo
Is it going to be on Paramount plus hbo?
Rod Ryan
Yeah, whatever it is. No, cbs, believe it or not.
Mo
Oh, wow.
Commercial Announcer
Okay.
Rod Ryan
Which is still Paramount premiered Sunday on cbs. And Luke Grimes. That sounds country.
Mo
No, no, he's. He's the guy that does all those shows. Luke Grimes. Right.
Rod Ryan
Oh, he's not a singer?
Mo
No.
Rod Ryan
Oh, he needs to sing. Luke Grimes. What are you doing not singing with that name? What's the matter with you? Acting dummy? Luke Grimes is not a country star.
Mo
No, I mean he's country.
Rod Ryan
Give it up for Luke Grime. Ride a cowboy, save a horse and look.
Mo
Brian.
Rod Ryan
Luke Bryan.
Mo
Yes. Lucas Nelson.
Rod Ryan
Listen, I'm a Stoney Larue guy.
Mo
I know you're loyal.
Rod Ryan
I'm a Stoney LaRue guy. Stoney LaRue. Properly named country, perfect name. God. Are you guys prepared for the changing of the clocks?
SpinQuest Promoter
No.
Rod Ryan
Sunday you don't need to really prepare spring forward. Alex, tell me your story about being a Wiley College.
Alex
That was drinker back. I was falling back.
Rod Ryan
Oh, this is where you got. You got shafted an hour.
Alex
No, I fell back so you got the extra hour. We lose the hour this week.
Rod Ryan
Okay, so you don't get an extra fall back.
Alex
But at the bar I saw Tony. I saw Stoney LaRue at the Jolly Fox in Huntsville. Yeah, he was playing no way at 2am when you're supposed to leave clocks. We set to 1am so he played another 30 minutes.
Rod Ryan
That was awesome. You're right. That was fall back. I love that.
Alex
And that's where we learned about Stoney Larue.
Mo
Really?
Rod Ryan
All right, so that's touch the ground, baby. That's why this one's difficult because you're going to get guys like Stone man
Alex
would have to cut his. His set Short.
Rod Ryan
Whoever your cliff is at the office, at your office Monday, they're going to like, oh, that hour is really killing me. Oh, I just haven't adjusted to the time yet. And then some people will actually go for that on Wednesday. How you doing, man? I don't know, man.
Mo
That hour, it's really kicking my butt.
Rod Ryan
It's really getting to me. I am somebody that's well documented that I would like to spring forward, and I would like to stay on that.
Mo
You like it to be light outside?
Rod Ryan
Yeah. I would like to be on daylight saving time permanently. And I want to give a shout out to the bold providence of British Columbia, Canada. They are going to switch their clocks like the rest of us are on Sunday, and they're not going back. Oh, yep. The last time they're breaking free. British Columbia, like, right above Seattle.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
Okay. Providences, territories. You know what I'm talking about, Alex.
Mo
They're sick of it.
Alex
It'll be a 51st state eventually.
Rod Ryan
They're gonna spring forward. They're not falling back. They're like, enough of this nonsense. They're switching to permanent daylight saving time. Can we get. Can we get them on the phone? Like, how are you doing this? Can we do this here? So it's the west coast. The premier of British Columbia announced the move yesterday. All right, so he said it's been a long time coming. Changing the clocks twice a year causes all types of problems, including more car crashes. Facts. The guy's spitting. Facts. Okay? He noted they've been waiting on California, Oregon, and Washington to do it with them. The US States need Congress to sign off on that. And I've heard, like, you. Because people have asked me, like, rod, haven't they been talking about this? I know there's busy. I know there's more pressing things out there, but can we just slide this into, like, a beautiful bill somewhere? Can you just. Just slide it into something? Apparently, they're not interested in doing it.
Mo
I don't understand.
Rod Ryan
I don't. I love this guy. He's completely going rogue with his whole providence of all. You know, there's like 15 people in that whole providence, but they're not going back. They're moving the clocks, and he's like, that's it. They're staying where they're at. I like this guy. Awesome. I like this guy. Yet we are gonna do this nonsense and just do it for a short period of time and then go fall back so half the year, him and Stoney can party an extra hour.
Mo
Oh, my goodness.
Alex
You can't take that away from me. All right.
Rod Ryan
Never forget clocks turning this Sunday. Oh, the Rod ryan show on 94. Five the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. That's kings of Leon and you somebody. Rod Ryan show on this tattoosday. It's a good one. It's a good one. Links and guests. So many things that I didn't get a chance to talk about today on the show. A lot of it backed up. Chilly does a lot of work on this blog page here, the music blog page. More than the stories that we talked about. Some other tours that were announced. We got all that for you. Alex is online. Name that Pasta.
Alex
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
It's getting hits. It's getting hits, it's getting hits. All the information about our St. Patrick's Day, Willy's Grill and Ice House. Katie, what's Bunny XO up to?
Alex
I said every day, you know, she's
Rod Ryan
got a book out. So every day there's like some new Bunny, you know, clip that comes out like some excerpt from her book. And she's talking about today. She's on Looking at Girls and she's talking about what it was like having sex with Jelly. Pre.
Mo
Them getting together.
Rod Ryan
No, pre losing all the weight. Like. Yeah, like she's talking about what it was like having sex with a 500 pound man. She's getting into that.
Mo
I, I can't wait to read it. It was a bestseller. I'm pretty sure it sold out there for the book.
Rod Ryan
Did the book.
Radio Advertiser
Yeah,
Rod Ryan
it's Bunny xo's world. We're just living in it. So she's on the Looking at Girls blog page. We're looking for more sponsors for the Rod Ryan Show Charity Golf Open benefiting Texas Adaptive Aquatics. The tournament itself as far as players is sold out, but we need sponsors, hall sponsors. If you got a small business, a large business, a medium sized business, whatever. Get involved. Get involved, man. Get your business involved with our business, the Rod Ryan show, and the business of helping others. Come out to the golf tournament, man. There's. There's an audience out there that would love to know what your business does. Music. Yeah, there's a lot on here. Oh yeah. How many cups of coffee did we just bail in? Our poll question.
Mo
Go to the poll question.
Rod Ryan
How many cups of coffee? Mo, you're not, you're not an everyday coffee drinker. No, you won't have one, like later, mid afternoon, Nothing like that.
Mo
No, no, no, no. Diet Coke?
Rod Ryan
Starbucks? I mean you seem like you're in
Mo
ugg booths and Starbucks matcha this morning.
Rod Ryan
Where Starbucks.
Radio Advertiser
Oh, okay.
Rod Ryan
28 of our audience, no coffee. 53. One or two cups a day. 15, say three to five cups. Three and a half percent. Six or more cups a day. Now, that's specific to coffee. I had a couple of emails that said, rod, I don't drink coffee, but why don't you ask about energy drinks?
Mo
I'm like, oh, no. I guess I could up neon. That's. That's too much.
Commercial Announcer
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
They're like, how many of those. It says 28 of our audience do not drink coffee.
SpinQuest Promoter
Okay.
Rod Ryan
What percentage still drink a highly caffeinated drink that don't like the taste that, you know, do not like the taste of coffee?
Mo
That's a. That's a fair question.
Rod Ryan
So maybe we'll do something kind of an energy or if you don't drink
Mo
coffee, comma, look for those people. I am curious.
Rod Ryan
Could you call Elon Musk? I need more than four options for our poll questions. Four? Really? It's like my hands are tight behind my back. Help us out, pal. What are you giving away on mow the show?
Mo
I have a pair of tickets to see the Sex Pistols. Yeah, they're gonna be at the House of Blues on September 13th. Tickets don't even go on sale till Friday at 10am Ticketmaster.com but you can win them now if you know the show.
Rod Ryan
We mean it, man. We'll have a question for you on the flip. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative, and the Rod Ryan morning show, the Buzz.
Commercial Announcer
94.
Rod Ryan
5 the Buzz. Welcome back, Rod Rya. 952. Oh, boy. All right, it's time for Mo the Show. Mo Sex Pistols.
Mo
Yeah.
Rod Ryan
50 years. They're celebrating. I think the album Nevermind the bollocks came out in 77, but the band's counting 76 as their start. So 50 years for the. For the Sex Pistols to play in the House of Blues. September 13th. Tickets go on sale this Friday. What's your question?
Mo
Don't answer this.
Rod Ryan
I won't answer it. It's not for me. I can't win. I do want to go to this show, though.
Mo
Which member of the Hanks family is stranded in Colombia? I know what you want to say right now. Do not say it. 713-212-5945.
Rod Ryan
It's always that one Hanks. Always the one that one Hanks.
Mo
Someone else is going to answer it.
Rod Ryan
Okay.
Mo
713-212-5940.
Rod Ryan
Come on. Hey, Alexa, play 94.5 the Buzz on iHeartRadio. Getting 94.5 the Buzz station from iHeartRadio, Houston's R.O. and Alternative, 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Wrapping up this tattoos day. Appreciate you guys chilling with us.
Commercial Announcer
Let's go.
Rod Ryan
Let's get right into it. It's now time for know the show on 94. Five the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Good morning, brother Rod. What's up? What's up, man? Who's this? This is Jeremy. Jeremy, welcome in. Good to have you on today. Let's.
Commercial Announcer
How you doing?
Rod Ryan
Doing great, man. Better now that you're on. Let's take a listen to Mo, see if we can get you these tickets. Hey, Jeremy, it's a funny question. Hello, Mo.
Mo
Jeremy, which member of the Hanks family is stranded in Colombia?
Rod Ryan
Oh, that's gonna be Chad Hanks. God damn it. Chad doesn't have his password.
Commercial Announcer
Jeez.
Rod Ryan
Oh, my God. Chat again. Chad Hanks. He's a pain in my ass. Yeah, you're the winner. What are you giving him?
Mo
You have a pair of tickets to see the Sex Pistols.
Rod Ryan
Come on.
Mo
They're gonna be a house of News Jimmy on September 13th. Tickets don't even go on sale until Friday at 10am Ticketmaster.com Congrats.
Alex
Awesome.
Rod Ryan
Thank y' all so much.
Chili
I appreciate it.
Rod Ryan
I appreciate you, Jeremy. Thank you, dude. Have an awesome day every day, loyal listeners. I love hearing that. I. I really do. I love hearing that. Thank you, Jeremy. Great energy today on the show. Hang on for me. We'll get you those tickets. Six pistol tickets go on sale Friday at 10am they're playing the House of Blues on September 13th. My gosh. That's it. It's the end of the show already. How did Taco Tuesday go by so quick? I gotta get Mo out of here because she's got a mo. I'm nervous about.
Mo
Stop.
Rod Ryan
You being out today. I'm very nervous about you being out today. You have to update us. We got a little chat. We got a little text. You gotta tell us what's going on. Send us some pictures.
Mo
Deal.
Rod Ryan
Okay. All right. We'll talk about where Mo's gonna be. I wanted to mention Shannon, the Uranus moment this morning on the show. I think it just set me up for the whole show. I had. I've been having a great. I've been in a great mood all day. Shannon was very funny this morning.
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This lively hour of The Rod Ryan Show on Houston's 94.5 The Buzz is packed with local event teasers, playful banter among hosts Rod, Mo, Alex, and Chili, interactive listener segments, and community announcements. Topics include the show's upcoming live St. Patrick’s Day broadcast, a hilarious dive into health (and food) apps, the annual “gallon challenge,” local rodeo happenings, and timely discussions about daylight saving time—all infused with the team’s trademark blend of humor and authenticity.
"I'm nervous. I'm not gonna lie... I have massive control issues...I'm like the little man behind the curtain. The Oz, Jeff Goldblum." (01:00)
“Please don't hug me.” – Mo (08:42) “She does not like to be hugged.” – Rod (08:44)
“Who's got the most food apps on their phone over here?... I need a snack.” (05:40)
“The fitness thing from the watch. I have the health tracker thing. I have cardiogram that tracks your heartbeat...” (04:23)
“They all confirmed that they're in... four guys plus the guy that Rod let in. So that's five milk drinkers.” (07:05)
“You sound exactly like the kind of guy we need in VIP right now.” (10:19)
“Luke Grimes. What are you doing not singing with that name? What’s the matter with you? Acting dummy?” – Rod (15:18)
“I would like to be on daylight saving time permanently. And I want to give a shout out to the bold province of British Columbia... they're not going back.” (17:12)
“28% of our audience, no coffee. 53%: one or two cups. 15%: three to five cups. 3.5%: six or more per day.” (22:00)
“Oh, that's gonna be Chad Hanks. God damn it. Chad doesn't have his passport.” – Jeremy, caller (25:19) “Chat again. Chad Hanks. He's a pain in my ass. Yeah, you're the winner.” – Rod (25:26)
Rod (regarding live broadcasts):
“I'm like the little man behind the curtain. The Oz, Jeff Goldblum.” (01:00)
Mo (re: food apps):
“Who's got the most food apps on their phone over here?... I need a snack.” (05:40)
Alex (on fitness tracking):
“The fitness thing from the watch. I have the health tracker thing. I have cardiogram that tracks your heartbeat...” (04:23)
Chili (on milk challenge):
“They all confirmed that they’re in... four guys plus the guy that Rod let in. So that's five milk drinkers.” (07:05)
Rod (time change rant):
“I would like to be on daylight saving time permanently... Changing the clocks twice a year causes all types of problems, including more car crashes. Facts. The guy's spitting facts.” (17:12–17:55)
The hour is energetic, flippant, and authentically Houston—full of sarcastic digs, warm camaraderie, and crowd-engaging shenanigans. The team’s personalities shine through, especially Rod’s neurotic enthusiasm, Mo’s dry wit, Alex’s agreeable geekiness, and Chili’s curmudgeonly humor.
For more, catch up with links, guest blogs, and contests on the official Rod Ryan Show page at thebuzz.com!