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The Rod Ryan Show – Episode Summary

Podcast: The Rod Ryan Show (94.5 The Buzz, KTBZ-FM, Houston)
Episode: Full Show
Date: August 4, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers another energetic, unpredictable, and highly interactive morning with The Rod Ryan Show crew as they riff on Houston news, pop culture, sports, current trends, and listener shenanigans. The team runs through major headlines, listener calls, trending internet moments, and signature games, with their hilarious, conversational dynamic front-and-center. Notable themes include bizarre food trends, wild Gen Z slang, lottery dreams, and a tense installment of their long-running “Fresh Out of Bed, Head to Head” quiz segment. It's a four-hour combination of friendly roasting, rapid-fire reactions, and irreverent local color.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Show Opening & Giveaways ([03:32])

• Rod welcomes listeners to "Tat Tuesday," runs down the day's contests (concert tickets, games like the Suburb Summer Sizzler, daily cash giveaways).
• Special excitement for “Big Lou” trying for his second ever quiz win.

"I'm excited. I'm excited for that. Real quick, let me just knock this out. Devin says, good morning, brother Rod. As other branches do. I wanted to let you know Today is the US Coast Guard's 236th birthday." — Rod Ryan ([08:29])

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2. Houston Headlines with Mo ([03:00], [32:56], [62:34], [93:40])

• Cyclospora Outbreak: Deaths in Michigan; 67 confirmed cases in Harris County, double from two years ago.

  • Safety reminder: Wash fruits, veggies; cook when possible.

• Powerball Mania: No winner; jackpot hits $786 million.

• Protein Maxing Trend: Surging demand for protein has bled into baby formula, which “gym bros” and GLP1 users are drinking for protein.

  • "Stop putting protein in everything. Just let a brownie be a brownie." — Rod Ryan ([64:33])

• Spider-Man: Brand New Day: Breaks domestic opening weekend record ($360M).

• Slipknot/Kelly Osbourne Drama: Kelly posts fiery IG stories after rumors of Sid Wilson’s firing.

  “Leave me alone. Let me heal. I can't protect you from yourself anymore. Also, while I'm at it, can I have my dogs back and maybe some child support?” — Mo quoting Kelly Osbourne ([06:16])

• Zac Brown Band: Everyone at Fenway Park show gets a cruise, prompting marvel and speculation about logistics.

• Courtney Love Conspiracies: Renewed speculation over Cobain’s death, with news she retrieved police reports.

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3. Trending Topics ([12:16], [13:00], [14:10], [48:13], [75:53])

• Box Office: Spider-Man and Tom Holland/Zendaya's “Odyssey” dominating.
• Aaron Rodgers' Wild Pat McAfee Interview: Goes off on Fauci and ESPN personalities.
  • "It's a weird forum... It's the same reason why we don’t sit around and talk a lot about politics." — Rod Ryan ([13:24])
• Mario Lopez's AI Hot Dog Video: He posts, then deletes, a bizarre AI-generated Instagram video of his niece at a Dodgers game. Team finds it more odd than scandalous.
  • "It’s just… I cannot believe how big this story is. Did you see the Mario Lopez video? It’s all over." — Rod Ryan ([117:32])
• Bradley Cooper & Gigi Hadid wedding rumors after photos of rings.

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4. Listener Calls & Games ([09:58], [17:36], [78:33])

• Robbie calls in: Already one beer deep at 6:09am, comedic banter ensues.

  • "I'm about to crack open another one. It's 6:09 on Tuesday." — Robbie ([10:13])

• Fresh Out of Bed, Head to Head Challenge:

  • Drama centers on “Big Lou,” famed for never winning two in a row, versus first-timer William.
  • Lou infamously blanks on "Physical Education" (‘P.E.’) and loses. William wins and will play the rest of the week.
  • "Oh my god, there's pee coming out" — Mo ([20:55])
  • "Lou, you did Big Broke our hearts this morning, but you did Big Lou things today." — Rod Ryan ([124:41])

• Suburb Summer Sizzler: Daily head-to-head musical trivia for Houston-area pride and a $5,000 grand prize, sponsored by Shell Federal Credit Union.

  • Today's game: Matt (Cleveland) defeats Philip (Alvin) in a fast music ID challenge, advancing in the tournament.

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5. Food Trends & Local Eats ([46:51], [113:30])

• Baby Formula Shortage: People seeking cheap, high-protein infant formula for dieting/workout trends.
• Dunkin' Beverage Buckets: Return Friday—48oz iced coffee buckets for $12.99, with new bucket holders.
• State Fair Foods: Texas State Fair ranks only 6th nationally for best food, losing to Minnesota for “food on a stick.” Show hosts debate the merits of fried fair foods, especially the origins of fried Oreos and butter.

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6. Gen Z/Millennial Slang Deep-Dive ([54:03])

• The team tries to make sense of new slang, trading favorites and struggling to keep up.

• Examples include:

  • "Chopped" (done, cooked, ugly, finished)
  • "Mogging" (dominating, outshining)
  • "Big back"/"Big backtivity" (eating junk food/doing it big)
  • "Maxing" (going to the extreme with something, e.g., protein maxing)
  • "Minty B" (mental breakdown)
  • "W" and "L" (win/loss)
  • "Chat, I'm cooked" — Gen Z style direct address, burlesquing Twitch steamer lingo.

  "Grandma thinks LOL is lots of love. 'Grandma just passed lol.'" — Alex ([55:10]) "If she's not chopped, she's not big back. On God." — Rod & Alex ([123:59])

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7. Sports Coverage ([06:48], [40:28], [99:15])

• Astros lose to the Blue Jays (3-1), trade news (acquire OF Dalton Varsho from Toronto for pitcher Spencer Arrighetti), discussion of quirky logistics when trades happen mid-series.
  • “Kind of weird when you’re trading with the team you’re about to play. So, like, he just walked over from one dugout to the other.” — Alex ([41:00])
• Updates on Jackie the Eagle and reminders of major local sports contests.

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8. Notable Quotes & Segment Timestamps

• [03:43] Mo: “Powerball jackpot jumps again… grand prize is $786 million… cash option is almost $342 million… Not good chances, but it’s fun.”
• [06:31] Rod: “Do me a favor… would you do a quick Google search? Sid Wilson’s teeth.”
• [20:55] Mo: "Oh my god, there’s pee coming out."
• [46:33] Rod: “Stop putting protein in everything. Just let a brownie be a brownie.”
• [54:40] Alex: "My 60-year-old grandmother has discovered W's and L's recently, except she refers to death as taking an L..."

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9. Fun Facts & Flashbacks ([25:29], [28:16])

• Fun Facts:

  • 96 bags of astronaut waste on the moon.
  • GEICO stands for Government Employees Insurance Company.
  • CVS = Consumer Value Store.

• Flashback Trivia:

  • "What band used to be called Tony Flow and the Miraculously Majestic Masters of Mayhem?" A: Red Hot Chili Peppers ([30:53])

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10. Miscellaneous Moments & Banter

• Kids and slang, parents' revenge on language.
• Jury duty debate: who wants to serve vs. who tries to avoid it ([104:00]).
• The oddity of Mario Lopez’s viral moment; surfing dogs coverage and criticisms of misleading clickbait.
• Shout-outs to listeners outside Texas via iHeartRadio.

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Memorable Moments

• Big Lou’s Meltdown: Lou’s infamous quiz stumble ("Physical Education") heartbreaks the cast and audience.
• Protein Baby Formula: The weird, very real fitness/dieting trend.
• Grandma's Usage of "Take an L": Generational humor in action ([54:40]).
• Zac Brown's Cruise Giveaway: Team marvelling at the $40 million logistics nightmare.

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Structure & Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment/Event | |--------------|------------------------------------------------| | 03:32 | Show opening, rundown of giveaways & contests | | 03:00 | Houston headlines (cyclospora, Powerball) | | 09:58 | First phone call (Robbie) | | 17:36 | Fresh Out of Bed, Head to Head (Lou vs. William)| | 32:56 | Morning headlines update | | 46:51 | Lottery winner story, real estate purchases | | 54:03 | Deep dive into Gen Z/Millennial slang | | 62:34 | Headlines + Powerball, protein maxing revisited | | 78:33 | Suburb Summer Sizzler: Matt vs. Philip | | 93:40 | Final news/sports/hour wrap-up | | 104:00 | Jury duty debate | | 113:30 | State fair foods/fair food rankings | | 117:32 | Mario Lopez hot dog AI video saga |

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Tone & Language

True to the show’s style: fast-paced, irreverent, loose, and chummy. Bickering, roast humor, pop-culture references, self-deprecating moments, and audience interactions are woven throughout.

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Summary for the Uninitiated

Even if you missed the show, you’ll walk away with a true sense of Houston’s flavor, local personality, and some deep pop-cultural weirdness. The Rod Ryan Show is at its best blending goofy jokes, serious backyard news, social commentary, and the kind of everyday absurdities only morning radio can deliver.

Listen for:

• Hilarious quiz game fails
• Insider Houston takes
• The intersection of fitness, food, and craziness
• Millennial vs. Gen Z language lessons
• Celebrity gossip minus the usual filter
• A relentless, always-on sense of fun

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Transcript

[Rod Ryan]

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[Alex]

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[Rod Ryan]

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[Alex]

Right.

[Rod Ryan]

Let's go. Let's do this. Come on, come on, come on. Good morning, this is Ed McMahon. And now ladies and gentlemen, here's Rod Ryan. There we are. Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey Rod Ryan show. Checking in on this tap Tuesday. Thank you guys so much for being up dark and early with us. Had to come in for big Lou today. Still reason why I came in Big Lou. I want to see if he can win two in a row. He's never won two games in a row. He's your fresh out of bed, head to head, one day champion. Let's go Poppy live. We got tickets for you on the fun fact Flashback at around 6:35. We'll get rolling with that Black crows, Whiskey Meyers tickets at 7:20. Oh the suburb, suburb Sizzler. Alvin. It's gonna be Phillip versus Mat in Cleveland to play that game at 8:20 today. Gas cash a chance to win a thousand dollars. You'll get another key word. That's gonna happen at around 9, 10, and then five finger death punch tickets. Cody Jinx. September 27th. That show's coming up. We'll have those tickets for you on MOW. The show. 40 chance of rain today, 60 chance tonight. Wow. Hey, good morning, Mo. What you got in Houston's headlines?

[Mo]

Hey there. Yesterday, we learned of two cyclospora deaths in Michigan. Here locally, we're getting new numbers for our local cases. And in Harris county, outside the city limits, the health department is reporting 67 confirmed cases. When you hear 67, you're like, oh, that's not too much, but it's double what it was two years ago. So while most folks aren't reporting that they're not feeling well, it does show how much more of an issue this parasite is this season. Health department just reminding you, wash your fruits and vegetables and your hands. It's more than just lettuce and cilantro. And if foods could be cooked, that kills the parasites. And if you do experience symptoms, you can always go to the doctor, get tested, and they will treat you. We are all here in the studio. So we did not win the Powerball.

[Rod Ryan]

Nobody won.

[Mo]

Nobody did. Yeah. The Powerball jackpot jumps again. And since no one matched all six numbers last night, the grand prize jumps to an estimated $786 million. That makes the cash option on that almost 342 million next year. Drawing is tomorrow night. $2 ticket. Not good chances, but it's fun. Okay, protein maxing trend. We laugh about it, but it's causing the price of baby formula to go up. It's a trend where you eat as much protein as possible. And it's literally hilarious to see how protein is being advertised these days.

[Rod Ryan]

You know? You know what's hilarious?

[Mo]

What?

[Rod Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[Mo]

This. That's real. Apparently protein. Extra high in infant formula. Yeah, babies need it. So the price has been skyrocketing. And it's kind of wild that not just the gym bros are making this cost go up. Also, people that are on GLP1s, they aren't hungry, but they need protein, so they're drinking baby formula.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, that's where the baby formula is coming in.

[Mo]

So baby formula, GLP1 people and protein bros in the gym.

[Rod Ryan]

Hey, how'd you get.

[Alex]

How'd you get so thin? Well, I cheated. And then I also drank baby.

[Rod Ryan]

I had 20 grams. I had 20 grams of protein in my oatmeal.

[Alex]

This baby formula. Yeah, I mean, I've had some. Like, when it Gets on your hand and stuff when you're.

[Mo]

It's not good.

[Alex]

Yeah, I know. It's awful.

[Mo]

It happened. Spider man, brand new day. Broke the record for biggest domestic opening weekend ever. $360 million.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, you weren't sure Yesterday.

[Mo]

Yesterday they had one more day to calculate. Okay, yeah, it officially happened. Avengers endgame previously held the record, 357 million. Avengers still wins in the global box office. And I told y' all I was gonna get invested yesterday.

[Alex]

Oh, you did a deep dive.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, she loves this stuff.

[Mo]

Yesterday we talked about the alleged firing of Sid Wilson from his band Slipknot. Still no word from Sid, nor the band on these rumors. But Kelly Osborne was very busy in her Instagram stories. She's the mother of Sid's child and the former fiance of Sid. And yes, she posted. What the heck? Take some responsibility. I want to be happy and have a beautiful son to raise. Leave me alone. Let me heal. I can't protect you from yourself anymore.

[Rod Ryan]

Put that stuff out there.

[Mo]

Another one. Also, while I'm at it, can I have my dogs back in all my possessions? Oh, yeah, and maybe some child support.

[Alex]

The dogs and child support. I'm on her side.

[Mo]

Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

Do we know Sid's last name?

[Mo]

Wilson.

[Alex]

Not Sid.

[Rod Ryan]

Do me a favor. While he's doing sports, would you do a quick Google search? Sid Wilson's teeth.

[Mo]

I just want you not gonna make me happy.

[Rod Ryan]

I just want you to tell me what's going on there. I want you to tell me what's going on there. What's in that mouth? Go.

[Alex]

The Astros fell to the Blue Jays last night three to one. They're playing Toronto again tonight. Hayden Wisneski will be on the for this. DRO is going up against the Blue Jays. Trey, you savage. What?

[Rod Ryan]

You see what's going on with the.

[Alex]

What's.

[Rod Ryan]

What's. What's in his mouth?

[Mo]

What is on his teeth?

[Rod Ryan]

His.

[Mo]

Some of it is a removable plate that can be placed over your mouth. Grill. Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

His teeth are like triangular, sharp, golden grill.

[Alex]

It looks shark teeth.

[Mo]

Violent.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, like shark teeth.

[Alex]

First pitch for tonight, Dazers games at 17. You can listen to the game on our sister Station Sports Talk 790 and some other Astros news before the trade deadline yesterday, the team added left hand, a left handed bat, acquiring outfielder Dalton Varshow from the Blue Jays in exchange for Spencer Arrogetti. Vershow won a Gold glove back in 2024 and he went 1 for 4 in his debut with the team last night. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

All I see is the teeth. I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention.

[Alex]

I know.

[Rod Ryan]

Teeth. Imagine making up. Getting all up in there. You tear up your tongue. All right, here we go. Four hours of pain starts right now. You want the first phone call? Come get it. Come on. 713-212-5945. The most interactive show on the radio starts right now. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. AWOL nation sale. It's a great way to get things started here. Hi, Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Cat Tuesday. It's our Instagram feature. I mean, the star of the show is Big Lou. I can't wait. I cannot wait. I want him to win so bad. It sounds terrible for the person that I'm telling. Hey, call in.

[Alex]

We don't know him yet. So, like, we don't have to have a face to the name yet.

[Rod Ryan]

But, like, right now it's just like, let's go, Lou. How long can this guy just come in and just win one game and then not be able to string two together? He's been playing for years. So I'm excited. I'm excited for that. Real quick, let me just knock this out. Devin says, good morning, brother Rod. As other branches do. I wanted to let you know Today is the US Coast Guard's 236th birthday. I don't know this song. No Coast Guard theme song.

[Alex]

It's a banger.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you to the coasties.

[Mo]

Thank you.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you so much.

[Alex]

98 days to the Marine birthday.

[Rod Ryan]

By the way, I know we're gonna get that. Did you just guess on that or did you look it up? November 10th.

[Mo]

Thank you.

[Rod Ryan]

Alex, you can't step on the other birthday.

[Alex]

I'm not, but I have to hear the emails. I can hear the emails.

[Rod Ryan]

You gotta just give him his birthday. Captain Adam. Captain Adam. Shout out. Retired. All right, 40 chance of rain today, partly cloudy. Highs of 96. 60 chance tonight, partly cloudy, showers. Phones are ringing. Let's go check that out.

[Mo]

It's now time for the first phone call of the day.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm laughing already. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Good morning, Mr. RV.

[Mo]

What are you doing, Robbie?

[Rod Ryan]

He's always out there. He's just lurking. He's just always out there. Robbie, what are you doing? Well, I already got one beer down. I'm about to crack open another one. It's 6:09 on Tuesday.

[Alex]

Five bucks somewhere.

[Rod Ryan]

And what's your point?

[Mo]

I know we're thirsty. We're just jealous, all right?

[Alex]

Fair point.

[Rod Ryan]

Tom, our engineer, was in here earlier. I did ask him if he wanted a shot of tequila. He didn't say no.

[Alex]

Right.

[Mo]

He thought about it.

[Rod Ryan]

He also did. But he also did not do one though. But he didn't say no. So if I would have poured it for him, he might have taken it. That's all the good thing. Are you working? Not right now. I'm currently looking for a job, but not really hard.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

What does that tell you?

[Alex]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

It tells me that that's very funny and I'm laughing my balls off already. So funny. Well, I'm glad I can put you in a good mood. Oh, I am a good mood man. I called to find out if you can talk the whiz into having two skip days a year. We all can't sit around and day drink like you, dude, like once a year. Look, it's all. It's all in good fun. All right, I'll. I'll send that up to. What do you do? You send that up the pole. You send it up the. Down the pike, up the pole. You send that somewhere. I don't know what I'm going with that. I'm putting it. I'm going to put a pin in that, Robbie. Thank you. I like knowing that Robbie's out there. I really do. All right, quick break. Thank you. Robbie on the flip. Got a rec check for you. We'll find out which training and then we'll get set up for our game. Buzz Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Mo]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan Show. Got a big game coming up here. Big, big, fresh out of bed, head to head. Chall first let's find out what's trending. Hey, Alex.

[Alex]

Hello, Rod.

[Rod Ryan]

What you got over there, Spider Man?

[Alex]

Brand new day is trending. Mo talked about in the headlines, but it set a domestic record for the box office for biggest opening weekend ever. $360 million.

[Rod Ryan]

That's massive.

[Alex]

Pretty. Pretty good.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[Alex]

And Tom Holland is also. And Zendaya are also in Odyssey. So in the last two weekends they've made like a zillion dollars.

[Rod Ryan]

Wait, Tom Holland's in Odyssey?

[Alex]

And so is Zendaya.

[Rod Ryan]

I knew she was. He's not.

[Alex]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

I can't believe anything you say.

[Alex]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Is he in it?

[Mo]

I don't know. I really didn't know that.

[Rod Ryan]

You gotta Google everything this guy says.

[Mo]

Tom Holland. Yeah. Welcome to my life. You should see this stuff. I close out. Yes.

[Alex]

I Don't know movies.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, what else?

[Alex]

I know his movies more than anybody I know.

[Rod Ryan]

You don't know movies.

[Alex]

Aaron Rodgers is trending.

[Rod Ryan]

He owned the lid Yesterday on Pat McAfee.

[Alex]

He was talking crap about Fauci and Diana Rossini and espn, and it was a whole thing on espn. I'm not saying he was right or wrong or whatever it was, but that's what everybody was talking about.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. That's not weird.

[Alex]

Weird move.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, weird move.

[Mo]

He's weird.

[Rod Ryan]

It's the same reason why we don't sit around and talk a lot about politics. Is that what people come to us for? So when you go to Pat McAfee show, I don't think you want a guy just going off pontificating for 20 minutes about Andrew Fauci. You know, Dr. Fauci. Like, it was funny.

[Alex]

He initially did the like, I Plead the Fifth. And, like, that was funny. We did that bit kind of. A couple of other people have done that bit right. Then, like Vinny would.

[Rod Ryan]

He kept going.

[Alex]

Really, like, went into it. All right.

[Rod Ryan]

Hey, man. And Pat.

[Alex]

It was funny. It was funny.

[Rod Ryan]

And Pat kind of kicked back and let him cook. And like, okay. He's got some stuff to say. And then. Okay, it's like, can we.

[Alex]

So anyway, Steelers training camp, huh?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. How's that?

[Alex]

Was everything with Coach Mike McCarthy?

[Rod Ryan]

I guess it just. It was a weird forum.

[Alex]

It was weird. But that's trending. And then Mario Lope Pez is trending.

[Mo]

Oh, no. Why are you laughing?

[Rod Ryan]

Three things you must see.

[Alex]

This is going around yesterday, but it was from Sunday night. He went to the Dodgers game with his niece, and he used an AI software to post a video of her eating two hot dogs. And then there's mustard all over her face. And it's a very fake video where

[Rod Ryan]

he's like, oh, my God, the monster.

[Alex]

It's really weird.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, so he took it down. But as soon as you put something on the Internet, there's somebody that saved it.

[Mo]

It's there forever.

[Rod Ryan]

Why did Mario Lopez put post it?

[Alex]

What are you doing, dude?

[Rod Ryan]

But who would see something that Mario posted and said, oh, I better save this? So he took it down.

[Alex]

Okay, like, Chili posted that.

[Rod Ryan]

That's funny. Yes.

[Alex]

It's weird that Mario Lopez is the one posting.

[Rod Ryan]

Is it because it's his niece?

[Alex]

I think also that too.

[Rod Ryan]

And she's double donging, dogging.

[Alex]

Double dogging.

[Rod Ryan]

Like it's a double hot dog. I don't know. It's on three things you must see today. So it's worth the watch.

[Alex]

It's that weird. That's what's turning a knife.

[Rod Ryan]

If I deliver, can I. Can I get Lou over here? Good morning everybody. This is big Lou. I am your fresh out of bed one day champion.

[Alex]

You're fresh out of bed head to

[Rod Ryan]

head one day champion. And I've been a one day champion many times. You know what I've never done? Won two games in a row. Join me on Tuesday when I make it win number two. You bastard. 771-32-125945. It's summertime. Get out the collapsible beach chair. I don't think that's what they had in help. Never mind. It's another hot sweaty Texas summer with the Rod ryan show on 94.5 the buzz. What's going on everyone? It's bluff here and we're driving through

[Alex]

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[Rod Ryan]

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[Rod Ryan]

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[Mo]

Hempstead High island and Livingston ISDs are all back today.

[Rod Ryan]

The reason we mentioned that is just because that it's, it's going to be very disruptive in the morning. There's all those school buses, buses out there. You've maybe been like kind of flying through some of these areas and you're going to notice this is going to

[Mo]

be a little bit different traffic flow.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mo]

For those areas.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. So there is a couple of schools that started Yesterday and today HISD on Monday. Today about a 40 chance of rain, partly cloudy, high of 9660 chance of some showers tonight. Man, we, we haven't had rain in a while. Ron. Well, I got a little bit yesterday in the height.

[Mo]

A little bit.

[Rod Ryan]

It was like sunny and raining out. It was but just a couple sprinkles. That's all it was. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Listeners to your corners.

[Alex]

Lou.

[Rod Ryan]

Good morning brother Rod and family. Come on, bro. Come on. We're all Rooting for you here.

[Alex]

I know. I, I, I hear you.

[Rod Ryan]

I hear.

[Alex]

I'm ready to go. No nerves.

[Rod Ryan]

I've done this so many times. I'm ready. No, you shouldn't be nervous. You've done this a hundred times. Like you said.

[Alex]

I know.

[Rod Ryan]

Playing you today is William. Hello, William. Hello, Brother Ron. William, welcome to the fresh out of bed. Head to head. Chili tells me that you've never played before.

[Alex]

Oh, sir.

[Rod Ryan]

Fresh fish here. How great is that? A fish, a fish, a fish.

[Mo]

Oh, this is fun.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, so have you heard Big Lou's story? He's played a long time. He's won one time.

[Alex]

A lot.

[Rod Ryan]

He's never been able to win two in a row. Now you're caught up, William. Yes, sir. Now, you've never won a game before because you've never played.

[Alex]

No, sir.

[Rod Ryan]

So the rules are set. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. I will ask the questions. You will shout out your name. I will stop, wait for me to call on you so we can determine who got through first in case it's close, and then give me the correct answer. Do that twice and win this.

[Mo]

We have tickets to see stabbing westward September 17th at Scout Bar, celebrating 30 years of wither, blister, burn and peel.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, it's a great album.

[Mo]

Scoutbar.com. okay, good luck, gentlemen.

[Alex]

All right.

[Rod Ryan]

Good luck. So all you got to do is shout out your name. William. William. You yelling out William? Is that what you're comfortable with?

[Alex]

Yes, sir.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Alex]

Probably.

[Rod Ryan]

Will. Willie. Whatever.

[Mo]

Bill. Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, here we go. Lou and whatever. William. Saying whatever's not Lou will be the other guy. Question number one. What leafy green veggie is the favorite food for Popeye?

[Alex]

William.

[Rod Ryan]

William.

[Alex]

Spinach.

[Rod Ryan]

Spinach is the correct answer. Why did four names get yelled out?

[Alex]

What did you say twice? Oh, I said my name twice.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Damn it, Lou.

[Mo]

A lot of.

[Rod Ryan]

And then I. And of course, I read that question like a choke. I read it wrong. It's.

[Alex]

It's.

[Rod Ryan]

What leafy green vegetable is the favorite food of Popeye the Sailor? It's not for Popeye, but a lot of pressure. You still got it. Your host sucks.

[Alex]

Same thing.

[Mo]

Thank you for being so cool.

[Rod Ryan]

William is on the board, though.

[Alex]

Lou.

[Rod Ryan]

Come on, Lou. I know. Lou, what are you doing? Question. Question number two. William and Lou in elementary school. What does PE Stand for?

[Alex]

Lewis. William.

[Rod Ryan]

Lou. Three.

[Mo]

Physical. Two.

[Rod Ryan]

One. Are you doing that on purpose? Wait a minute. Stop. Hang on. Oh, my God. There's pee.

[Mo]

There's pee coming out.

[Rod Ryan]

William. William. In in elementary school. What does P E stand for, William? Physical education. You gotta be kidding me. No way. I drew a. I drew a blank on the E, man. It was school. It was school. Oh my gosh.

[Mo]

I know.

[Rod Ryan]

Low. I drew a blank.

[Mo]

I felt bad. I was like, did you have a purpose? I died.

[Rod Ryan]

The P is the harder of the two letters.

[Alex]

Cuz it's school.

[Rod Ryan]

Elementary. Yeah, you're right. What the hell?

[Mo]

Oh, wow.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Oh, well, you know how this works. Goodbye. Goodbye.

[Mo]

Come back soon. In 30 days.

[Rod Ryan]

30 days. Hey, William.

[Alex]

Yes, sir.

[Rod Ryan]

You want to have more fun? You want to play tomorrow? I sure do. Okay, dude. It's just. Oh, and you won the stabby Westward tickets. The cool thing about this is you can win stuff every day. So you could just stack those tickets up for the next four days. All right, William. Yes, sir.

[Alex]

I know how it works. I've been listening and trying to get in for years.

[Rod Ryan]

I love it. All right, well, dude, you're the guy. You're on the inside looking out now, man. Good luck to you. Hang on. Oh, boy. It's hot. Yeah, but did you forget about popsicles? What you talking about, popsicles? The Rod Ryan Show.

[Mo]

94.

[Alex]

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[Rod Ryan]

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Terms apply. Here we go. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Lou did not do that on purpose. I don't know that. I'm just saying I feel like I know that he hung up. He was mad like, poor guy.

[Mo]

There's a lot of pressure, a ton

[Rod Ryan]

of pressure on Lou in that fresh out of bed, head to head game.

[Mo]

I love him.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, heartbreaking. All right, we'll bring the new guy. Fresh fish. The fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. Here's your current champion. Good morning, everybody. This was former fresh Fish William. Now you're fresh out of bed.

[Alex]

Head to head. One day champion. Sorry.

[Rod Ryan]

Not sorry.

[Alex]

The Big Lou.

[Rod Ryan]

Join me on Wednesday when I make

[Alex]

it win number two.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. He's gonna be fun to watch. He'll be on with us tomorrow. Lou, Tomorrow will be 29 days away from getting back on. Come on. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. All right, here we go with some new fun facts for you guys to kind of knock around a little bit. Put it in your hands, Hal. Put it in your hands. Like, play with it a little bit. Put these in your hand. I want you to just kind of like, you know, like clay. Okay, I'm ready. First one. Make it a good one. There are 96 bags of poop, pee and vomit on the moon. Weight is a big thing when you go to the moon, okay. Because you want to bring stuff back from the moon. So you're trying to off board a few things. Astronauts from the Apollo missions left them there to reduce the weight of their shuttles, so they'll be able to bring back more moon rocks and core samples.

[Alex]

But we won't go back to the

[Rod Ryan]

moon, so we're never 96 bags of poop, pee, and vomit. It was unnecessary to put in a bag.

[Mo]

That's what I'm wondering. Can't you just like.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Alex]

Look at the Mars.

[Rod Ryan]

Thinking that maybe someday someone will grab them. GEICO stands for. Anybody know this? Geico.

[Alex]

General Electric.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, Lou, don't hurt yourself. Government Employees Insurance Company. Founded in 1936 to provide auto insurance to federal government employees. But it's always been a private corporation. Not a government agency. Agency. That's interesting. All right, maybe not. All right.

[Mo]

I had no idea it stood for anything.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, everybody knows geico, right? Doesn't know what it stands for.

[Alex]

Good to know.

[Rod Ryan]

CVS stands for something. I read that the other day. I. I lost it.

[Alex]

Yeah, it's three. It's three letters.

[Rod Ryan]

No, no, no, no, no, no. CVS stands for something. I. I have.

[Alex]

This car stands for something.

[Rod Ryan]

Thanks.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

No.

[Mo]

Consumer Value Store.

[Rod Ryan]

Consumer Value Stores. Thank you. Are we done, or should I give another. Okay, I'll give you one more.

[Alex]

UPS stands for something.

[Rod Ryan]

United Parcel Service.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Mo]

National association of Stock Car Auto Racing.

[Rod Ryan]

So good.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

I did the phrase. Cut to the chase. The phrase could be used on this show quite a bit. Hey, cut to the chase.

[Alex]

I knew the.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh. Oh, I know. Go ahead. It has to do with Cartoons. And you have to cut the. Cut the scene. I'm gonna be nice to you and say that you're just. You're. You're in the right space. It comes from the silent film era. Movies were usually long love stories and they ended with some sort of a thrilling chase scene. So when people would say cut to the chase, it meant skip all the boring details and get to the exciting part. Came from the silent film era. That was one from a few years ago. Yeah, I think so. It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. I couldn't remember. Thanks. Thanks, Al. I'm gonna get the email. Dude, you did that one before. I've been doing this bit for 10 years. There's gonna be a couple of repeats.

[Mo]

It's fine. That's the first time I heard it. Jeez.

[Rod Ryan]

Prep much for the show, Rod repeats. What are you giving away?

[Mo]

Oh, we have Poppy tickets. Poppies at the House of Blues on August 13th. And you can buy them Ticketmaster.com or you can win them if you know this flashback.

[Rod Ryan]

Here we go. It's your fun back flashback. This one was a brand new one yesterday. In 10 years, this is a brand new one. What band that we all know, Believe me, you listen to this station. You know, used to be, used to go by the name Tony Flow. And the miraculously majestic masters of mayhem. 713-212-5945. No repeat. It's now time for rock. Out with your stock, out with Captain Cash. Where is he? There he is. There's your funky bass line. How many do on Wall street yesterday? Here's a repeat. That was another good day on Wall street. We were up 693 points on the Dow 3178. Nasdaq up 640 to 25,009. 13 benchmark 10 year Treasuries trading at a 4.69% and oil is at 80.91 a barrel to them. You like that? 10 year treasury to the most active of the big studs. Boeing, Microsoft and Alphabet. The big duds, Mickey D's, Merc and Chevron on the economic calendar this morning with the numbers on factory orders for June right now. Futures looking good on the upside. Hang on to this. Be a positive opening right here on Wall Street.

[Alex]

That's it.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm out of here. This is Al, Managing director with Ramy James Porter for the Rideline Show. From Ramy James on St. Philip and Augusta and Don't forget to always rock out with your stock out. Mickey D stands for McDonald's.

[Alex]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. That's a good one.

[Mo]

Fun fact.

[Rod Ryan]

You're welcome.

[Mo]

Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates, Inc. Member NYSE, as IPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no assurance trends mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation offer or recommendation to buy or sell any security referred to herein. This program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Yahoo.

[Rod Ryan]

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[Alex]

94.

[Mo]

5 the Buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

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[Alex]

The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[Rod Ryan]

Did you know they're from California? I don't know if you knew that. What are you gonna give this guy?

[Mo]

I have a pair of tickets for you to see Poppy August 13th at the House of Blues. Ticketmaster.com for everybody else.

[Rod Ryan]

That's awesome, bro.

[Alex]

Thank you, guys.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you. Dude, hang on the phone for me. Yeah, you gotta do it, Alex.

[Alex]

Yep.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you. Dooby Doo. I'm gonna have to warn ya Dooby Doo I'm from California California California did you know that we're from California Jiggle bop doodle poopy pizza doo I'm thinking of a new one. Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my oh me oh my, oh me, oh my California California did you know that we're from California California Sunscreen Sunscreen. Sunscreen don't say we didn't warn you on 94. 5 the buzz here we go. 94. 5 the buzz. My band's from California they just don't

[Alex]

tell you as much.

[Rod Ryan]

They don't tell you as often if they're from California. But the Red Hot Chili Bucket Peppers certainly from California Good morning, everybody. Rob Ryan show. It's a nice little hour if your name's not Big Lou. It was a nice little hour. What happened? I don't know what happened.

[Mo]

We'll talk to him about it.

[Rod Ryan]

Fresh out of bed, head to head. What a game today. What do we got planned for you next hour? We got some stuff. I got some things I would like to talk to you about. I mo has some Black Crows tickets for you Saturday night you got planned. You want to go see the Black Crows? They're awesome live by the way. And they kind of got it now. They used to get. They got jammy for a long time now they play the hits. They play hit after hit after hit. You're gonna be. It's another one of those concerts where you know way more songs than you think you do. Whiskey Myers is opening up Saturday night. So we'll have tickets for you closer to around 7:20. An hour after that, the Sizzler. Right now, I got MO with Houston's headline.

[Mo]

Thank you sir and welcome back to school. Cleveland, Hempstead High island and Livingston ISDs. Today's your day. Yesterday we learned of two cyclospora deaths. They're both in Michigan. The people did have pre existing conditions. And we're just hearing more and more about how important it is for you to wash your fruits, your vegetables, your hands and take care of yourself. Hydration also a big key in this. We're also getting new numbers for local cases. And here in Harris county, so outside the city limits but still Harris county, the health department is reporting 67 confirmed cases. And that doesn't seem crazy, but it is double from almost two years ago. So we know it is up. Man facing charges after he jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh no.

[Mo]

It doesn't appear to be an attempt at his life. He was doing a stunt.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, like some influencer.

[Mo]

He was naked. A 44 year old man climbed the North Tower.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, none of these things scream influencer to me. 44.

[Mo]

It was a pedestrian traffic bridge so they had to stop the pedestrian traffic. He's wearing a robe and then stripped it off right before he jumped. Naked. The police actually pulled him to safely was taken to the hospital. He's fine.

[Rod Ryan]

But he didn't die.

[Mo]

No, I know. Is that wild? Facing a slew of charges which made me check on the Empire State Building people.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, give me 30 seconds.

[Mo]

They had an arraignment, they were released. They are scheduled for August 24th to find out what their fate is.

[Rod Ryan]

If you're looking for a good documentary,

[Mo]

what do you got?

[Rod Ryan]

I know you're Not. It's called the bridge.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

And it's a camera on the San Francisco Bridge.

[Mo]

The.

[Rod Ryan]

The Golden Gate.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

And it just shows people and how many people jump. And there's one guy that made it. He's in the documentary. He said as soon as he jumped and he's heading towards the water, he said, what a huge mistake this is.

[Mo]

No way.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes, because nobody is around to talk about it. They die. He lived and told his story. How many other people as soon as they jumped. Oh, no. Horrible decision. He said that. And then they do a great job in the documentary because they keep showing a guy pacing back and forth and you don't know if he's gonna jump.

[Mo]

No way.

[Rod Ryan]

And they make you wait the whole documentary to see what happens.

[Mo]

Why do you like that stuff?

[Rod Ryan]

It's called the Bridge. It's fascinating.

[Mo]

New term. It's called infladating.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Is this a Gen Z?

[Mo]

This is Alex. This is Gen Z mixing inflation, like the financial term, with dating. So it's basically go, go modern budget friendly dates.

[Rod Ryan]

Wait, smash those words together again for me.

[Mo]

Infla dating.

[Rod Ryan]

Inflatable inflation dating. Inflatable.

[Mo]

Why financial term, not like blow up doll.

[Rod Ryan]

So what is this like going Dutch on a cup of coffee?

[Mo]

It's not necessarily like going to McDonald's for date night. It's like getting more creative for date one, Maybe saving date two to be a little fancier. It does have a lot to do with. With the cost of things these days.

[Alex]

So like coffee first.

[Mo]

Coffee first. Get to know someone. It doesn't need to be a new word.

[Rod Ryan]

You guys did this. Millennials did this. Yes, you did. You didn't call it that, but. Millennials. You guys had your moment in the sun. Don't you forget that. I've been here a while.

[Mo]

I don't understand.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, you guys came up with all these things. I'm Jen. Jen. Gen X. We just went out and got hammered at the bar.

[Alex]

Coffee day. No.

[Mo]

Me either.

[Alex]

Never.

[Rod Ryan]

We just hooked. Hooked up at a live concert.

[Mo]

Here we are now.

[Rod Ryan]

You guys are all.

[Alex]

Those are the days.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, I got. Here's my order. You want to order now? Next, paying separately.

[Mo]

Let's talk about the Zach Brown Band.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, this is the best story today.

[Mo]

I really like it. They performed at Fenway park on Sunday night and surprised everyone in the crowd with a free cruise for two.

[Alex]

That's.

[Rod Ryan]

This seems like a logistical nightmare.

[Alex]

The same cruise. Like they all have to leave.

[Mo]

Well, there were 37, 000 fans there.

[Alex]

Seems like that maybe multiple Cruises. But how cool would it be? Like, we're all going on a cruise together.

[Mo]

Everybody in the place will be there.

[Rod Ryan]

Why would Zach put himself in this position? I can't imagine. You have to trace. You have to track down all these people. There are some people that bought tickets from their friends.

[Alex]

You have your people do it on the way out, I'm sure.

[Rod Ryan]

But you have people that. So you think you had to, like, do something on the way out.

[Alex]

He was like, yeah, you guys, hey, I'm buying you all this. You got to make sure you grab this, this, and fill this out on your way out. I would imagine there's something that you had to do on your end if you were in attendance.

[Rod Ryan]

I didn't.

[Alex]

Because if you're in attendance, you got to give some sort of proof. You can't leave and then be like, hey, Zach, I was there, or everybody's going to be doing that.

[Rod Ryan]

You had to think about something there probably there's got to be some digital documentation of who's there.

[Alex]

Yeah. And probably not everybody was gonna go or could go or whatever. It was.

[Rod Ryan]

Correct.

[Alex]

And it's like if you win a certain prize, it's like, this is worth this much. Can you taxes on it. Can you do this?

[Rod Ryan]

Half the people will take them up on it.

[Mo]

It of the 37,000.

[Rod Ryan]

But where I was thinking is they go back to the. The tracing of the selling of the tickets. What if you, like, didn't go and your buddy. You sold your tickets to somebody.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

But you're the original owner of those tickets. Who gets the cruise? Like, it just seems like he's opening himself up for a nightmare. And I'm sure they talked about all of these things. He still wanted to do it. Now what the significance is. He sold out

[Mo]

Fenway.

[Rod Ryan]

Fenway. How many times?

[Mo]

Three nights in a row, I think is what it was over the weekend.

[Rod Ryan]

No, it's over the years. How many times he sold it out?

[Mo]

Years? Yeah.

[Alex]

Just broke the record for four consecutive nights. Zach Brown has residencies there, though. So he does it like yearly. I think he does three nights probably every year.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. He might be in the teens, so he has the record.

[Mo]

He also has a partnership with this cruise line, but it was valued at more than $40 million for 30d million dollars.

[Rod Ryan]

I was gonna ask if you had the numbers that I cared about. All those people to be offered them

[Alex]

1/16th of Shohei O' Connie's contract.

[Mo]

Can we do one more deep dive real quick, please? There is a conspiracy that Courtney Love is involved. In the death of Kurt Cobain.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, dude, she didn't kill him.

[Alex]

But like, that's. That's been the conspiracy for a long time. Right.

[Rod Ryan]

The only argument that I will entertain is Kurt Cobain wasn't a big guy and you don't normally shoot yourself with a rifle. So for him, this is morbid. I'm sorry, so early in the morning. But for him to reach the trigger and the rifle and blah, blah, blah, Right. That was the only thing that he could reach. That was the only argument that I entertained when somebody said there's no way he could have pulled the trigger. He killed himself.

[Mo]

They're still looking.

[Rod Ryan]

Love did not. So what is she doing?

[Mo]

Well, last year a team of forensic experts went in to present more evidence to police and they found that she asked for police reports. And they're thinking that adds more fuel to the fire.

[Alex]

You'd might as probably just have.

[Rod Ryan]

She got the money.

[Mo]

She wanted the entire file.

[Rod Ryan]

She's. Everyone's over this and then she's opening up something.

[Mo]

I don't know if she opened it, but they did find that she. There's no. No copies of any police reports in Seattle. She took them all.

[Rod Ryan]

She's the wife. They were married.

[Mo]

I know.

[Rod Ryan]

They wouldn't have been married if he lived. She was the wife.

[Mo]

Go to the police and take the police report. Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

She carried around. Do you know this?

[Mo]

What?

[Rod Ryan]

She carried around his ashes in a teddy bear and it spilled all over the place.

[Mo]

I watch a movie about that.

[Rod Ryan]

Both of those people were not at a good place at that time.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Mo]

All right.

[Rod Ryan]

What you got over there in sports?

[Alex]

Astros fell to the Blue jays last night 3 to 1. They're gonna play Toronto again tonight. Hayden Wisniewski is going to be on the mound for the Stroz going up against the Blue Jays. Trey, you savage first pitched at 710. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. And some other Astros news. Before the trade deadline yesterday, the team added a left handed outfield bat, acquiring outfielder Dalton Vershow from the Blue Jays in exchange for the pitcher. That's kind of weird when you're trading with the team that you're about to play. So like, he just walked over the dugouts. Hey, hey. You're on their team now. See you later, bud. Like, he didn't have to hop on a flight or anything. They were just like. He grabbed your crap.

[Rod Ryan]

It is cool. It's cool.

[Alex]

Especially because, like, you're. He was in Houston too. So it wasn't like he's in Toronto and you just got to go to the visitors one like you're getting to go to the fancy locker room instead of like just the. Yeah, like hey peasant.

[Rod Ryan]

You get upgraded immediately.

[Alex]

Pretty sick. And then he went 1 for 4 in his debut last night. He's a Gold glove winner from 2024. So solid little addition to the the outfield. But that is what's going on in sports. Houston's rockin alternative the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[Mo]

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[Alex]

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[Rod Ryan]

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Spin Quest is a free to play social casino void where prohibited. Visit spinquest.com for more details. 94. 5 the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan Show. Welcome to the 7 spot. If you're carrying over from homeroom. Thank you. If you're just joining us, wakey wakey, hands off snakey. It was a pretty good homeroom. It was a really good homeroom. Robbie got the first phone call. I started laughing right out of the gate on this stupid show. Like immediately I heard that guy's voice and he said he already had a beer and I started laughing. All right guys, good morning. I hope you're off to a great start to your day. I've got some Black Crows tickets for you for their show on Saturday night. That's gonna be after the break. We're about an hour out from the suburb Summer Sizzler. Now there is a chance of some rain today. Pretty good chance today. 40 chance. Partly cloudy, high of 96 tonight. 60 chance of rain. Mo, you told me to go buy a lottery ticket yesterday.

[Mo]

Yes sir.

[Rod Ryan]

I did not buy one. You're lucky. But you did tell me to go buy a lottery ticket. I didn't have. They already re estimated the jackpot for the next drawing.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Where we at? Where we at? When is it? Today's Tuesday.

[Mo]

Tomorrow.

[Rod Ryan]

Tomorrow.

[Mo]

And so last night, what are we looking at? No one got all six numbers. So the grand prize jumps to an estimated 780. $786 million.

[Rod Ryan]

786 million. It wasn't that long ago that the record was broke and the biggest lottery win of all time went down in the powerball. It was 2022. It was $2.04 billion. Yeah, you heard that? It was sold in Altadena, California.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

It was November 7th of 2022. And due to how things work in California, I. I can't imagine why. But you have to tell. You have to disclose who you are. They. They tell you who the winner is. Right?

[Mo]

What that person do?

[Rod Ryan]

Edwin Castro. The one thing that I have a hard time wrapping my head around and somebody's gonna say, well, you know, NFL players, four years out, most of them are broke. I don't understand that one either. But there's a show. I never watched it cuz. Cuz I knew I would get pissed when I. When I hear lottery winners and then how miserable they are. Like three and four years after they win a billion dollars and how they're broke. I can't wrap my head around that.

[Mo]

Nope.

[Rod Ryan]

And I get it. Not everybody can handle money and getting it all at one time.

[Mo]

I. I can be overwhelming.

[Rod Ryan]

I get that. But I still don't understand how your life could be ruined by that. My life would not be ruined. I'm just telling you right now. Okay.

[Mo]

From your lips to God's ears.

[Rod Ryan]

I'd be okay.

[Mo]

I do. I do a good job.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know how to hand manage a billion dollars, but.

[Mo]

No, but you have a brain.

[Rod Ryan]

I'd figure it out.

[Mo]

Right.

[Rod Ryan]

The guy that won the biggest lottery

[Mo]

of all time, this California guy, sounds

[Rod Ryan]

like he did okay. You want to hear just a little bit? Yes.

[Mo]

Tell me.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. So this was only what, four years ago?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Edwin Castro, 2.04 billion. He took the lump sum. What did he get in his pocket? $997.6 million. Okay. So he chose the lump sum, which I think we'd all do.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Because if you die, they. They keep the money. That even goes down a little bit more. Believe it or not, when you take the lump sum, he ended up getting 628 and a half million dollars after federal and state tax. They get in there even after you take the cash payout. Then they go in and grab more of that eye roll from 2 billion mo. Now he's at 600 million.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Still. Still pretty nice.

[Mo]

Okay, then what?

[Rod Ryan]

He bought a $25 million estate in the Hollywood Hills. Right above the Chateau Marmont, which is very famous. He acquired a 4 million Japanese style house in Altadena. Where he bought the ticket. Right near where he bought the ticket. So he must Be from the area. So now that's two pieces of real estate. Okay. Now he's. He's already. He's already spent like 30 mil. He purchased a $47 million Bel Air mansion. This is three houses, infinity pool, panoramic city views. He bought a beachfront home in Malibu for 3.8 million.

[Mo]

That's four houses.

[Rod Ryan]

Which was later destroyed in the wildfires. Now we're back to3.10 million on 15 lots in Altadena. That's smart to build residential properties for local families.

[Mo]

That's really amazing.

[Rod Ryan]

Invested in a fleet of vintage and luxury vehicles, including a half a million dollar Porsche 911 GT2 RS and some other 1970s Porsches.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

And then the only other thing it says here is the hired private security teams and upgraded properties with an advantage surveillance and gated access. I mean, he sounds pretty happy. He sounds pretty happy. He sounds pretty, Pretty adjusted and happy. Real estate, it's a great investment out there.

[Alex]

It is.

[Rod Ryan]

Except for the one that burned down. Can't predict that. All right. If you match the five white balls and the Powerball Wednesday night, you could

[Mo]

win an estimated 780, $86 million.

[Rod Ryan]

So the cash payout and then the taxes and all of that.

[Mo]

I'm not even mad.

[Rod Ryan]

I. I don't know.

[Mo]

I mean, I'm mad.

[Rod Ryan]

You're gonna get 200. You're gonna get $200 million if you win it on Wednesday night. Good luck, everybody. Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Mo]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am, the Buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you so much. Rolling with us on this tattoosday, Mo's got a great ticket to give away. I'm looking for someone that's down to party on Saturday night, though. Can you just kind of pick up and say, hey, are you like. Like, if you ask me, like, hey, dude, can you go to the concert Saturday? I'm like, I got a lot of things to move around. I don't know. But if you can move things around and get there Saturday night, Mo's gonna take care of you. But first, Alex is gonna tell us what's trending.

[Alex]

The movie trade deadline is trending. People talk about all the moves that went down. Yeah. Yesterday, Astros did get Dalton Versheau from the Blue Jays for Spencer Arrighetti. So that's some local trade deadline news.

[Rod Ryan]

All right.

[Alex]

Powerball trending. We were just talking about it, but Nobody won the $748 million jackpot. And then Gigi Hadid is trending. She and Bradley Cooper were seen with what looked like wedding rings.

[Rod Ryan]

Wedding rings.

[Alex]

So people are speculating that they perhaps have gotten married.

[Mo]

I like it.

[Alex]

I did not know they were dating.

[Mo]

So they're hot.

[Alex]

Cool.

[Rod Ryan]

The problem is now it starts like the moe's of the world feeding frenzy. I would almost just want to just get it over with and tell us you're married. Don't do this whole Zen diet thing where you know, every interview, everybody's speculating and watching your every move.

[Mo]

I'm cool. Just believing they're married. Like, let's go.

[Rod Ryan]

Let's.

[Alex]

Yeah. But that was trending, and I fi the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. I can't imagine somebody saying they don't like the black crows. But if you. If you think that you maybe don't love the black crows, Take this in for a second here. The song is called it's my favorite black, black crow song and made its way to the radio, but it didn't become like a huge hit or anything like that. It's called Wiser Time, and I think they do it live still. Let this rain over your body. Okay. And maybe you'll say, you know what? I think I love the black Rose. They're great. Life. You got any tickets left for Saturday?

[Mo]

I do. I have a pair. Yeah, you want to go?

[Rod Ryan]

I would love to go. I can.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

I've seen them live before, though. They're so great.

[Mo]

Well, if someone else wants broads tickets. Yeah, I have a pair of them. Black Rose Whiskey Myers. It's their southern hospitality tour. And it is Saturday in the Woodlands. Ticketmaster.com or caller 10 right now 713-21259. 945.

[Rod Ryan]

You know why I like this so much?

[Mo]

Why?

[Rod Ryan]

I've said it before 100 times on this show. Nobody sings better together than family members. And the brothers, they don't do that on a lot of songs. The brothers basically both sing this song. Nobody harmonizes like brothers. Bee Gees, Oasis, Name it. Brady Bunch, Nobody. All right. If you want to go Saturday night. 713-212-5945. Ron Ryan. Time for skimpy clothes and lots of

[Alex]

bare flesh on 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rob Ryan show. Thank you having us on on this tattoos day. 40. Chance of rain, partly cloudy. Highs of around 9. Got up to a 60. Chance of rain showers, partly cloudy later on this evening. Let's go get somebody out.

[Mo]

Who's.

[Rod Ryan]

Who's ready? Who's down to party on Saturday night? Good morning.

[Mo]

Hello.

[Rod Ryan]

Hello. Good morning. Hey, good morning. What's going on? What's up with you? What's your name? My name's Adam. Okay, it's Tuesday. Like, you can just go to a concert on Saturday night, right? What's that like? It's amazing. A regular 9 to 5 job. It's the dream, brother. Yeah. And you can just kind of pick up and, like, your Saturday is free. And then you've maybe got somebody in mind to take with you. And you want these tickets Saturday. Who you gonna take with you? Yes, sir.

[Alex]

My wife.

[Rod Ryan]

My wife, Jacqueline.

[Alex]

Mush. I love you.

[Rod Ryan]

If you're listening, shout out, Date night.

[Alex]

What up?

[Rod Ryan]

No kids, Rod.

[Alex]

Where.

[Rod Ryan]

Our weekends are free. What do you do? What do you do on the weekends? Like, what were you gonna do on Saturday if I didn't give you these tickets? Honestly? Mow my grass.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Just sit around and just sit in your house and love the silence. Couple love street walk. Alex just sitting around drinking beers without thinking of kids. That's what he was gonna do this weekend. It's the dream, sir. Hook them up, please.

[Mo]

Mo Black Crows, Whiskey Myers, and use her Saturday in the Woodlands. There are still tickets available, Ticketmaster.com if you want to hang out Saturday.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you guys so much. This is so awesome. So great, dude. You the wife, Adam, have a great time at that show. Thank you very much, y'. All.

[Alex]

Thanks, dude.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you. Hang on. That's Adam.

[Mo]

Adam.

[Rod Ryan]

He's got plans on Saturday now. Good for him. Kids are great.

[Alex]

Sure. So great.

[Rod Ryan]

I can't wait for London to start coming in with some of those, like, slang terms. She's not really. Oh, no, she's. I don't know what the heck. She watches some. This girl and her dad, they do these stupid competitions with each other. She's got it Salish. She's got a little bit of a lisp.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

She's got, like, a line of products at Sephora already.

[Alex]

Oh.

[Mo]

Like, skincare situation.

[Rod Ryan]

So, like, when all the rage. So when London just brings up Sephora out of the blue, I'm like, where's that coming from?

[Mo]

Right?

[Rod Ryan]

Like, okay, this sailor must be talking about. It's the dumbest. Like, her and her dad, like, they do these competitions, and it's kind of cute. And I'm like, am I gonna do that with my kid? Yes.

[Mo]

Is that what you're doing this weekend?

[Rod Ryan]

No, but she's not really coming in with, like, you know, skibidi toilet or anything.

[Alex]

That's good.

[Mo]

Is she rolling her eyes?

[Rod Ryan]

But it's coming.

[Alex]

Oh, yeah, okay.

[Mo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

But parents, what they say they're doing is they're just using it back on them to make them, to make them realize like how silly it sounds. And that's, I think that's the best revenge you could possibly do is when your kid starts using these terms and you just lean into it. That's what parents are doing. This, this one guy was writing, he said, My nearly 60 year old grandmother has discovered W's and L's recently, which wouldn't be so bad except she refers to death as taking an L. And he goes, okay, yeah, W's and L's

[Alex]

so she never used those letters.

[Rod Ryan]

So he said, I don't know, it's not so bad. But she refers to death. Seth is taking an L. Okay? And I don't know whether to laugh or cry. So she, he goes, for example, the, the, the, the mother said, we haven't seen your aunt Betty recently because her husband took an L from cancer. No, you can laugh. It's funny.

[Alex]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's funny, but it's funny.

[Rod Ryan]

Grandma's using that with W's and L's because she, because she, she heard the

[Mo]

kids saying, I like it.

[Alex]

Have you seen. I see there was an old meme that would be grandma think or my mom thinks that LOL is lots of love. And it was just like, grandma just passed lol.

[Mo]

My mom actually believed that. Yeah, I mean, lol.

[Rod Ryan]

Lots of love.

[Mo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

So you got to keep up on the stuff that people are saying now and then you got to submit it back. So Chapel Ganger, chop.

[Alex]

Okay?

[Rod Ryan]

It's chopped. And chopped is chopped.

[Alex]

Chopped is cooked. Like when you're like, you're done chopped, dude, you're chopped.

[Rod Ryan]

But chopped could also be like, ugly. So Chapel Ganger is like a person that's not as good, but it like, yeah, it's like your Chapel Ganger. It's like an ugly version of you. I am the Chapel Ganger. Big back cracks me up, but I don't really know how to use it.

[Alex]

Big back, like, you're so back.

[Rod Ryan]

Like you big, like big backtivity. Like eating junk food.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Big backtivity. Big back is something that we.

[Alex]

I mean, they're not all gonna be

[Mo]

winners, you know, like six, seven.

[Alex]

Babe Ruth struck out too. Six, seven, Grew on me.

[Rod Ryan]

Kids are like addressing. Kids are addressing things and they're talking like this, this imaginary audience. And they'll just say, chat. I'm cooked.

[Alex]

Oh, oh, I love that.

[Rod Ryan]

So funny.

[Alex]

You're making fun of all the streamers.

[Rod Ryan]

You're not in the chat. You're just saying it out loud to some people. Oh, chat. I'm cooked.

[Alex]

It's really funny playing Xbox. If you just say, hey, chat, what do we think of that? And you're playing with other people that don't know that you're not recording them. They're like, wait, what are you doing?

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know how to use mog.

[Alex]

Mogging is. Is like, I'm out doing you. Like if you. You were radio mogging the Ruler show, because you're just so much better than it. Like that. You're just radio mogging the hell out of the Ruler show or the Outlaw Dave Show. Is it like ma like.

[Rod Ryan]

But we are better.

[Alex]

Well, yeah, that's what. We're mogging. We're mogging. We're mogging.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, we are.

[Alex]

Okay. You don't want to get mogged by us.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, I thought it was somebody who thought they were better, but not. No, no, there's somebody that really is better.

[Alex]

I don't think so.

[Rod Ryan]

This guy works in a warehouse. It's staffed by, like, zoomers.

[Alex]

Yeah. Outshining, dominating, or looking much better.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Alex]

Being much better.

[Rod Ryan]

So the guy in the warehouse, there's four semi bays, and they direct freight drivers. That's also a Sanctar.

[Alex]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

Except. No, there's big.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Where they park, there's four semi bays, and they direct freight drivers. Like, either one. There's the two Lizzo doors, and then there's. Then there's the Rizzo door.

[Alex]

Ah, all right. And there's the Rizza door. If you go a little bit further down. Yikes.

[Rod Ryan]

If you're having a mental breakdown, you can just say you're having a minty bee.

[Mo]

Yeah, I've heard that one.

[Rod Ryan]

I've not heard the. I can't. I cannot wait for London to come in and talk like this. I will. I will turn everything.

[Mo]

I will stop this car right now and turn around.

[Rod Ryan]

The one guy said. Said in his kid's phone, the wife is spawn point, and dad's in there as co creator. That's what their names are in the kid's phone.

[Alex]

Oh, my gosh.

[Rod Ryan]

Minty B is probably. And then somebody's saying, swear to Claude.

[Alex]

I like that.

[Rod Ryan]

Or you can say, oh, my blog.

[Alex]

Who's Claude's? The AI Thing. There's a chat GPT.

[Rod Ryan]

I swear to Claude, don't make me come back. I'm actually looking forward to it.

[Mo]

It's not far off. Yes, we Got braces yesterday.

[Rod Ryan]

Today might be these words, braces, I'm pressed.

[Alex]

Tell her that her braces are on fleek.

[Rod Ryan]

Am I pressed? I don't think that's your millennial.

[Alex]

Yeah, but no. Try that out. And then be like, dude, you were braces mogging everybody in your class.

[Mo]

There you go.

[Rod Ryan]

Can I be. What would I be Pressed. I'm pressed.

[Alex]

I'm working on mogging right now. Okay? I can only focus on one at a time.

[Rod Ryan]

Help us young people. You are listening to the Rod Ryan show. Summertime is here and I just got paid. Gonna grab something boxy and go get kool aid on 94. 5 the buzz. Hanging out at the pool is great. Relaxing and playing Vegas style games on my phone at the same time. Drink in one hand and a blackjack in the other other. It's all at spinquest. Over a thousand games, including your favorite slots and table games. Be cool with this summer special. New players get 30 coin packs for [e-mail] SpinQuest is a free to play social casino void where prohibited. Visit spinquest.com for more details. Good morning, Rob Ryan show. It's ever clear. I will buy you a new life. What? No, no, no, no. I saw this a couple times.

[Alex]

What?

[Rod Ryan]

Did Alex o send something this morning? A graph. Like a graphic.

[Mo]

Oh. Ah, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

So early. Starbucks reveals when their pumpkin spice lattes are going to return. Pumpkin spice season starts. According to Starbucks, the latte will be out August. August 25th. It's a Tuesday.

[Mo]

That's.

[Rod Ryan]

I just looked. Joining the fall lineup for the new iced pumpkin will be a new iced pumpkin cream shaken espresso. Returning pecan favorites, two banana bread inspired ice drinks, a new chider. I know you like a good slam. Together a couple of words, Alex. It's a chai and apple cider flavor. A chider. The seasonal menu adds a chicken bacon protein Pocket it. A Ron Jeremy cake pop.

[Mo]

What's Ron Jeremy?

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, it's a hedgehog cake pop. Sorry, I read. I read that wrong. It's a hedgehog cake pop. It's called. They're bringing back the pumpkin cream cheese muffin alongside an expanded lineup of autumn inspired beverages.

[Mo]

Wow,

[Rod Ryan]

it's gonna feel like 107 degrees today.

[Mo]

And I just said get in the spirit.

[Rod Ryan]

And I just said pumpkin spice la latte for the first time on the show. A couple people had sent that to me, so they must have come out with their announcement last night. All right, it's on the way. It's just around the corner. The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am 94. 5 the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan show next hour. We're 30 minutes away. 30 minutes away from getting rolling with the suburb Summer Sizzler. Alvin. It's gonna be Philip in Alvin and Matt Baker in Cleveland, which is interesting. Matt Baker used to live somewhere else. Matt Baker played a couple years ago. That Baker is also Matt, Matt, Matt. He's a pretty good. Fresh out of bed, head to head.

[Alex]

So is he trying to do like. He could be the first player to like win it with two different team

[Rod Ryan]

the whole Sizzler two years ago.

[Alex]

That's incredible, dude.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, he's the guy to beat. He's gonna be the Philip, you got to bring your A game. You better be practicing right now. 8:20. We got a hell of a matchup for you on today's Suburb Summer Sizzler brought to you by Shell Federal Credit Union. We'll get rolling with that at around 8:20. I got mo right now with Houston's headlines.

[Mo]

Thank you, sir. Yesterday we learned about two cyclospora deaths in Michigan. And here locally, we're getting new numbers for local cases. And in Harris county, outside of the city limits, the health department is reporting 67 confirmed cases. Doesn't seem like a lot, but it is. Double digits are doubled from two years ago.

[Rod Ryan]

No more diarrhea lettuce jokes.

[Mo]

I don't think we can anymore.

[Rod Ryan]

Did you say they were pre pre existing conditions?

[Mo]

They did.

[Rod Ryan]

So this is the one. This was just the lettuce. May have put them over. Yeah. Okay.

[Mo]

Sad.

[Rod Ryan]

That's sad. It's not good.

[Mo]

Cook your food if you can. It's not just lettuce and cilantro. Wash all your fruits and vegetables and your hands. We're all here. So we didn't win the Powerball, but no one did. So the Powerball jackpot jumps again. And since no one matched all six numbers last night, the grand prize jumps to an estimated $786 million. That cash on option, almost 342 million. Next drawing is tomorrow night. Protein maxing is a joke we make a lot.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, I should have brought that up in our discussion earlier today. Everything's maxing. Oh, like people looks maxing.

[Alex]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Protein maxing is just like going ham on protein right on everything.

[Mo]

And we're seeing it because it's being advertised in everything as well. But it is a problem because it is affecting the cost of infant formula.

[Rod Ryan]

What's the cor how link those together for me.

[Mo]

Gym bros, for example, online are going crazy because they found out the ingredients. And so the price has just been skyrocketing. Also, GLP1 users, yeah, they're not hungry, but they know they need the protein, so they're using baby formula as a meal replacement.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, so that's where there's baby formula. There's a shortage. Yeah, but you can get protein and everything. Right now we even have.

[Mo]

Why are we picking? Is it really that much more stealing from babies?

[Rod Ryan]

There's a song about it. Stop putting protein in everything. Just let a brownie be a brownie. Does a pancake really need protein? Does a pop tart really need protein?

[Alex]

Do potato chips really need protein?

[Rod Ryan]

Just catch the protein from chicken Arby's. I. All those products that they mentioned. Yeah, I eat all those products. High protein protein chips every day. You see me nash it on chips at 7 o'.

[Alex]

Clock. If I saw you drinking baby formula,

[Rod Ryan]

I might smack you. I don't do that.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't do that.

[Mo]

It just happened. Spider man, brand new day. Broke the record for biggest domestic opening weekend ever. Yesterday they were like, are we gonna do it? Well, they finally did. Avengers end Endgame previously held the record with $357 million. And now this new Spider man movie is $360 million.

[Rod Ryan]

Crazy amounts of money.

[Mo]

Avengers still win the global box office numbers. And then I told you all I was going to get invested in this next story because yesterday we talked about the alleged firing of Sid Wilson from the band Slipknot.

[Rod Ryan]

Why are we still saying alleged?

[Mo]

Because the band nor Sid has made an announcement.

[Rod Ryan]

It TMZ has.

[Mo]

But does that you still. I think you still have to say alleged, right?

[Rod Ryan]

That's just as good as the person saying it now.

[Mo]

Yeah, Kelly Osborne is speaking. The mother of Sid's child, his former fiance, Kelly Osborne.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, this is your new bunny. Xo.

[Mo]

Yeah, Bunny's taking a break, so move over. Kelly Osborne is in the chat. There were several fiery comments on her Instagram story yesterday. Let me read them. Wake the heck up. Take some responsibility. I want to be happy and have a beautiful sun to raise. Leave me alone. Let me heal. I can't protect you from yourself anymore.

[Rod Ryan]

Cooked.

[Mo]

Also, while I'm at it, can I have my dogs back?

[Rod Ryan]

Yes.

[Mo]

Can I have my dogs back in all my possessions? Oh, yeah. Maybe some child support.

[Alex]

She said that child support mommed him too. And dog mogged.

[Mo]

I'm in. I'll keep you all posted. Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

Sid's taking L's you just cooked Queen. Someone check on him. Is he chopped he just got chopped.

[Alex]

So chopped. Dude.

[Mo]

Daddy.

[Rod Ryan]

Let's go sports.

[Alex]

I feel like we're speaking a different language. Astros thought of the Blue jays last night 3 to 1. They're gonna play Toronto again tonight. Hayden Wisneski is going to be on the mound for the Strozz. He'll be going up against the Blue Jays. Trey, you savage. First pitches at 710. You can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790 and some other Astros news. They made a trade at the deadline. They added a left handed outfield bat, acquiring outfielder Dalton Varsho from the Blue Jays in exchange for pitcher Spencer Arrighetti. Or show won a Gold Glove in 2024 and he went 1 for 4 in his debut for Houston last night. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, we're going to sizzle in just a little over 20 minutes. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative and the Rod ryan Morning Show. Goodbye 94. 5 the Buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan show. Halfway point of the show, people. Good morning, Sizzler. Yes, we're playing the suburb summer Sizzler coming up in just a little bit we'll meet our players who will reintroduce ourselves to one of them. But Philip from Alvin is in. Matt from Cleveland. We'll talk to those guys coming up in just a little bit. Gretchen's asking if we do shout outs. I'm not above a shout out. I'll do a little shout out every now and then. Problem with a shout out and it's like, hey, can you do one for me? It's the whole it's the birthday thing. Slippery slope. Hey, can you say happy birthday to this person that I don't normally do because they're probably not listening. Probably not. If it's your birthday, I don't mind doing that shout outs for birthday. Hey guys, I. I hope all is fan freaking tastic with you all. My husband Jamie is a huge fan of the show. How he found you I have no idea. But he listens every morning. Why is this odd? Because we live in Columbus, Ohio. That's kind of funny. It's kind of funny. It's that damn iHeartRadio app. I love it. I love it. It's the best thing outside of hiring me. It's the best thing my company ever did.

[Mo]

Oh, wow.

[Rod Ryan]

So, yeah, why is this hot? We live in Columbus, Ohio and have never even been to Texas except for the airport. Come on down. If you do. If you do shout outs, could you please tell Jamie at vnp. Hello to really mess with us. Anyway, this is your other listener in Ohio, Gretchen. So he started listening to us. She doesn't know how, but she listens now.

[Mo]

Now Gretchen is listening. Do you know that it's 65 degrees in Columbus, Ohio, right now?

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, that sounds lovely.

[Mo]

Maybe we should go visit them.

[Rod Ryan]

I was just in Columbus, Ohio.

[Alex]

You were. You went to Ohio like 10 times last month.

[Rod Ryan]

Two weekends in a row. I went to Columbus, Ohio. And you could have stayed with them. I flew into Columbus and then we had to go to the. The party, which was about an hour outside of the airport. But Columbus was nice. It's a big college town. What's the Ohio State? Ohio State.

[Alex]

Is there the Ohio State.

[Rod Ryan]

The Ohio State University.

[Alex]

Also shout out speed of birthday's Rally girl, Cindy. And then she. She told me that six years ago today was when her husband proposed to her on this very show.

[Rod Ryan]

That was six years ago.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

And I got a kid and I married Rally girl. Story is so funny. Yeah, it's such a great story. If you Google Astros rally girl, you'll see. And she knows I love her, but you'll see this girl doing this, like, kind of spastic dance, like, all by yourself in the stand. I remember I'm doing it now, so I'm talking about Cindy. I'm kind of doing her moves. It was so funny. This was when the Astros were at their absolute worst. They're losing a hundred games a year, and she was still there going to the Gale fan. True fan shows up and they're doing a. This was on tv because the video that exists. There's a little MLB watermark on it. So it's Major League Baseball. They were filming her, you know, just coming back from a break, coming back from a commercial break. And they're just showing people in the stands. They were showing person in the stands. There's nobody around her. She's got the whole section to herself. Nobody was going to the games, and she's still dancing and doing her thing. And then she kind of became known as the Astros rally girl. She calls into the show.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

She tells me that her mom hates me. And she wasn't allowed as a child to listen to the show, but she would sneak listening to the show when she was younger. And then just to piss her mom off further, she came and did Mile of Meat. She's like. She's like, I'm gonna bring my mom. I'm like, you better not. She hates me.

[Mo]

Did she bring her mom?

[Rod Ryan]

I. I might. I think I met her mom and I said, listen, I know you don't like me. Let's just get this over with, okay?

[Mo]

Start fresh.

[Rod Ryan]

Let's just make out.

[Mo]

And look at us now.

[Rod Ryan]

And that made it worse. All right, well, Bradley girl's having a birthday today.

[Mo]

Happy birthday.

[Rod Ryan]

It's too. You're sharing that with National Chocolate Chip Day.

[Alex]

What a day.

[Rod Ryan]

Chocolate chip cookie Day. Not the best cookie. I'm not. I don't have. I don't have the.

[Alex]

We don't need to debate it.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't have the bandwidth to fight you on this.

[Alex]

Look, dude, just because you can't. Cookie mog doesn't mean anything.

[Rod Ryan]

It's not chopped take.

[Alex]

It's a chopped take. Most chopped take I've ever.

[Rod Ryan]

Your take is mid.

[Alex]

That's not even one of the new words.

[Rod Ryan]

It's National White Wine Day.

[Alex]

Why does he have the white wine?

[Rod Ryan]

Is red wine just. Is it two to one? All I see people drinking is red. White wine was really popular when that movie came out and they were drinking Pinot Grigio.

[Mo]

That movie.

[Rod Ryan]

There was a wine movie. Two guys.

[Mo]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Lowell from. I forgot the actor's name. He's a Texas guy. And he played Lowell in that TV show, Wings. Him and Paul Giamatti.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Mo]

They made a movie Sideways.

[Rod Ryan]

Yep. And then they. They drank white wine, and they made white wine super cool.

[Mo]

You know, noir, like, famously hated Merlot and everybody.

[Rod Ryan]

There was a time period when Sex and the City was real popular and everybody was drinking Cosmopolitan. These things influence what people do in the wild. That was the only time that I saw white wine being talked about, like, how cool it was. I gotta be honest with you. Like, I'm not a wine drinker, but I'd rather drink white than red.

[Mo]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Red.

[Alex]

Yesterday.

[Rod Ryan]

Drink red wine. I would prefer red Stains your teeth.

[Mo]

Mom's like white. Like my mom.

[Alex]

What is rose? Is that white? It's pink.

[Mo]

Pink.

[Alex]

There's not. That's not white or red.

[Rod Ryan]

Is that a combo? Is that a hybrid?

[Alex]

Like, what?

[Mo]

You mean like hamburger sauce? Sauce, ketchup and mayonnaise.

[Alex]

Like a zinfandel.

[Rod Ryan]

A white zinfandel is like sandwich bread.

[Alex]

White or red?

[Rod Ryan]

Either. There was. There was a restaurant here. Did you ever go to Smith and Wolensky?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Do you ever go to a Smith and Wolensky?

[Mo]

Wasn't that a national brand?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, it was in the real river. Glitzy section by where? The Apple store.

[Mo]

Island Village.

[Alex]

Yeah, they, like. Actually, they pulled me over and, like, you gotta get out of here. You're not. There's around here.

[Rod Ryan]

There's one in New Orleans, and they did Wine Week.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

And you walked in. We went because the record companies took us for lunch. And in New Orleans, we walked in and there was a chandelier in front of every place setting of wine glasses, and they were just pouring. And everybody's sitting there with purple teeth. It was so disgusting. You can't do anything about it unless you drink it with a straw. Yeah, the purple wine teeth freaks me out. Like, it's up there with feet.

[Mo]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

What? Purple wine teeth is really weird looking to me. It's really odd looking.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Like, even when, like, my kid eats like a blueberry popsicle, it's like. Okay, that doesn't even gross me out as much. Something about purple wine teeth. It looks. It looks permanent. It looks like you're stuck like that for the rest of your life, which you could be. That stuff's pretty close. Hey, guys, let's sizzle. All right. We're gonna say hi to Matt Baker and see how he got in this tournament. I'm interested. Now we're gonna talk to Philip and ask him about how he got in this tournament. Short, but we got Cleveland taking on Alvin. Next, Houston's Rock, Houston's alternative and home

[Mo]

of the Rod ryan Morning Show. 94. 5 the buzz.

[Alex]

94.

[Rod Ryan]

5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. Well, well, well. I see Philip and I see Matt. Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt. Out of his element or is he back in his element?

[Alex]

Did he ever leave?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. We're gonna talk to these guys coming up. We're gonna sizzle. But first, let's say hi to Alex. Alex, always in his element over there. What's trending?

[Alex]

All right, a lot of animals trending right now. A Yellowstone bison is trending.

[Rod Ryan]

Another one?

[Alex]

Yeah. A child got chased by a bison at Yellowstone. Maybe we just take off from Yellowstone for a little bit.

[Mo]

No, no, no. It's not the bison's fault, but it just.

[Rod Ryan]

It's. Well, like, I think the people going

[Alex]

there, maybe we just give them.

[Rod Ryan]

Maybe we just let it.

[Mo]

Nature figure itself out.

[Rod Ryan]

Don't get up your car. It's like twice as long.

[Mo]

Go near the bison.

[Alex]

You see a bison go the other way.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

They can run three times faster than humans.

[Alex]

Oh, this is for you, Rod. T's and P's.

[Rod Ryan]

You.

[Alex]

Jackie the eagle's trending. She who? Jackie the eagle. Your big bear eagle. She suffered a setback while being treated for anemia after being attacked. Attacked by two other eagles. They're currently working on her right now. They just said there was a stuff. They did not get into specifics, but she is currently with veterinarians. After she was attacked by another eagles, she just became a mom. She's going through a lot right now. Okay, yeah, let's ease up on Jackie and Zach Brown is trending. Gave away a cruise to everybody at the. At the Fenway show.

[Rod Ryan]

He was at 30 some thousand people.

[Mo]

Yeah, that's pretty awesome.

[Alex]

I do think it'd be funny if you had to all go on the same cruise.

[Rod Ryan]

It might be that all of us

[Alex]

together here, we're going to a cruise. We're going to the Caymans.

[Rod Ryan]

We'll get details.

[Alex]

Yeah, we'll. That's what's training on 945. The buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

Guys, are you ready?

[Alex]

It's sizzling time, baby.

[Rod Ryan]

We're ready to sizzle. This is game 12.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

We don't know Philip really, do we, Philip? Have we met? Do we know you? No, I've called in a few times, but never got through. Dude, you're on right now and the whole world's listening. Okay. I got people in Columbus, Ohio listening right now. Okay, that's. That's cool. Yeah, you're repping everybody in Alvin. Okay, that's. Yeah, that's from Nolan Ryan on down, everybody. Dude, you're playing. Okay, so what'd you do to get ready for this game? Philip went to go put in a keyword and it said sign up for the Suburb Summer Sizzler. So I signed up for the Suburb Summer Sizzler. I'm a little nervous that I'm playing Matt, Matt, Matt. Okay, so Matt's played the game before. Matt, good morning. Hey, good morning. There he is. Yeah, you know, I mean. I mean, it is him.

[Mo]

I hate it.

[Rod Ryan]

It's my favorite.

[Mo]

I hate it.

[Rod Ryan]

I mean, well, OG Ben. Okay, I'm not getting into the drops. We're not dropping. Did you move? I did, yeah. I played for task in 2023 and then I got. Got traded to Cleveland early in the last season.

[Alex]

So would they give up?

[Rod Ryan]

It was a big one, I'll tell you that.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

They gave up a couple of first rounders because he's good chance. So, yeah. You're saying that you played for someone else but you also won the whole thing before? Yes, sir. Somehow he slipped through the cracks. I'm like, wait a minute. Matt, Matt, Matt. This guy's really good at this. He won before you got your work cut out for you, Phillips. I know it. Here's what happens. I am going to play a song. And that song. See, I'm gonna move this up. I'm gonna play a song. You're gonna have to shout out your name when you think you know the band's name and the song title.

[Mo]

All right.

[Rod Ryan]

Are you okay?

[Mo]

I'm ready.

[Rod Ryan]

Are you eating a meat stick or something?

[Mo]

Yeah, over here.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, okay. I'm like, why did you move? Like, why did you move?

[Mo]

I'm nervous for this game.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. You shout out your name when you think you know the song title and the band name. Philip and Matt is what we're listening for. Philip, are you ready?

[Alex]

Yes, sir.

[Rod Ryan]

Matt, are you ready? I'm ready. It is the suburb summer Sizzler brought to us by Shell Federal Credit Union. One of you advances and gets closer to $5,000. One of you goes home. Alex, are you ready?

[Alex]

I'm ready.

[Rod Ryan]

Here comes your song in 3, 2, 1.

[Mo]

Matt.

[Rod Ryan]

Matt.

[Alex]

Matt.

[Rod Ryan]

Bush chemicals between us.

[Alex]

That is correct.

[Rod Ryan]

No. Another guy hung up. I love this. Oh, come on, Philip.

[Alex]

Philip was right there, too.

[Rod Ryan]

Philip was on. Philip was on your ass. I don't know what that sounds like in your phone because I. I've never played, but everybody says. I know that.

[Alex]

That delay. I know that delay.

[Rod Ryan]

It sounded farther than it was. I know that. He was right on your behind on that. I wanted to tell him how great. Okay. I know he's still listening. Philip, you were great if you knew the song. Did he know it? That was insanely quick. That's not the easiest Bush song either. I don't think that's by far the easiest Bush song. You know, it was the easiest Bush song when you were playing Come down for an hour and nobody said their name. I don't like to bring that up, but I do. But you did okay. Congratulations, Matt. Matt. Matt advances in the suburb summer Sizzler. Great job today, dude. That was quick.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you, brother.

[Alex]

Cool.

[Rod Ryan]

A little bit of experience. Wow, he's gonna be tough. Do you have tomorrow or do I have tomorrow?

[Mo]

We have tomorrow. Tomorrow is Wednesday. That means Denver harbor out Porter, Tommy

[Rod Ryan]

Cruz in Denver harbor, and David Esquivel. I'm sure I'm nailing that in. Porter. Congratulations to both of them even getting through to play the game. Matt. Matt. Matt advances. Another great game tomorrow. All brought to us by Shell Federal Credit Union. It's another hot, sweaty Texas summer with the Rod Ryan show. They may not be as hot as the women you see on TV or as entertaining, but, you know, I don't know. I don't Know where I'm going with this, but thanks anyway. The Buzz 94. 5. The Buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan show. Whipping out the bush.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

For the suburb summer Sizzler. Map, map, map. Did you say you don't like that drop? What's the matter with you?

[Mo]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

Makes me grab. Sorry, I can't help myself.

[Mo]

I just shot him.

[Rod Ryan]

Can't help myself. Good morning, everybody. Suburb summer Sizzler. Tomorrow. Could you refresh my memory?

[Alex]

Who's playing?

[Rod Ryan]

Denver Harbor.

[Mo]

Denver Harbor. Tommy. And then David and Porter.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, Thursday it's gonna be Deer park taking on Klein. Friday working ahead here. That's Good Friday, Santa Fe taking on. And Susanna Cruz from the Heights.

[Mo]

Busy week.

[Rod Ryan]

And then I think that's the outside of the brackets. I'm not sure. I have to go look. But yeah, these are all brand new games. And then you're gonna start getting winners playing against one another. That's where it really, really gets good when you start getting on the inside of the brackets.

[Alex]

It's gonna be fun.

[Rod Ryan]

This is a fun tournament. Thank you to our friends over at Shell Federal Credit Union who came off of $6,000. $5,000 to the winner. 250 if you make it to the final four. Wow. What? No, we didn't play this song.

[Mo]

Or do we?

[Rod Ryan]

I talk about it all the time. I can't not talk about it. Sixteen weeks at the top of the Hot 100. She has now overtaken Shabuzzi and Old Town Road for the longest being at number one. There's. And just to put. Just to like, punch in the face, you got out of country just in time because it's the hottest thing going right now.

[Mo]

Country music.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. It's a good thing you got out of there because for the first time in Billboard history, country has taken over the top five spots on the Hot 100. This, of course, being number one, as I just said, for how many weeks now? Morgan Wallen at 2. Taylor Swift, then Toy Story song song. Then Ella Langley and Morgan wallen together at 4. I can't love you anymore. Country again. And then Stella Lefty.

[Mo]

Yeah, that's country song.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Is it one of those. The shoehorning it in the country?

[Mo]

Tell us what you believe you are.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Is that Taylor Swift song a country song?

[Mo]

She. Yeah. When the Toy Story song came out, she's like, I have a country song. I think it's just because the character in the movie is the cowgirl.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Alex]

The song doesn't sound very country.

[Mo]

American Boston also.

[Rod Ryan]

So let's See, Choosing Texas is Now one of seven songs to spend 16 or more weeks on the Hot 100, but she's had them consecutively. Okay, so. So something happened, like with Shaboozi.

[Mo]

His went away and then came back.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. So I think he's got 19 weeks.

[Mo]

That's what happened to Mariah Carey. Right? She goes away and then comes back.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, she's been in there. Not in a row, but she's had. She spent 22 weeks. All I Want for Christmas. And that song's 30 years old, probably. That song has spent 22 weeks at number one, but not in a row.

[Mo]

Got it.

[Rod Ryan]

So Choosing Texas by Ella Langley last night by Morgan Wallen. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 16 weeks at number one. Okay. And then she's now she's doing Shiner Bach.

[Mo]

I did see that rumor.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Somebody sent me something. She partnered with Shiner Bach for her own beer called Dandelion Honey Kolsch.

[Mo]

So we gotta find that and her energy drink for you. Yeah, yeah. Ella, fella, over here.

[Rod Ryan]

Congratulations. Yeah, I put that story and the Looking At Ladies blog page, it's up there. Can we play something here that we play once in a while? All this country Talk. This is Third Eye Blind, Semi Charmed Life. 94. 5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rob Ryan show. It's about time we played something that we play here on the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. On this tattoosday, that is our Instagram feature. Do you want to us if you do want to see Ella Langley, she's on the looking now. The newly dubbed the Looking at Ladies blog page. The Looking at Ladies blog page. So that's on the world famous Rod Reinshow blog [e-mail] 40 chance of rain with some partly cloudy skies today. Up to a 60 chance tonight. You were talking about you did the protein story. And I've always got a bunch of health things, things coming across my desk. And I like you look at me, it's like, what is this guy on the radio talking about? He doesn't know what he's talking about. Don't know what I'm talking about. But people are, you know, trying to be healthy. That's always but, you know, getting exercise, eating right, keeping your mind active. And now this article is taking a look at what's in your cup. There's plenty of beverages out there that claim to be packed, packed with health benefits, but are loaded with a lot of added sugars. So you got to be careful on that. But you Know coffee. This is one of those articles where coffee is good for you, especially Alex's coffee. Antioxidants Supporting brain health. Green tea. I think we all know black tea. Okay. Water should have led with that water. It's not very flashy. Still, the most important drink for any kind of healthy aging people are drinking. But bone broth.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Bone broth is a big thing now. And that's kind of like some of the protein bros, but I think girls,

[Alex]

too, because that's the intermittent fasting thing.

[Rod Ryan]

No, but you're getting, like, you're getting collagen in there. Collagen is very hot right now. Collagen, very hot. Collagen just. It's for your skin.

[Mo]

Yeah. Ultimately.

[Rod Ryan]

So bone broth delivers protein, collagen, amino acids and minerals. Minerals that help support healthy bones, joints, and digestion. Then the other thing was on the list that I had to have mo look up. Is kefir like Kefir Sutherland? Yeah. K E F I R. Kefir. I mean, it's like acai, you know, ancient drink.

[Mo]

Actually.

[Rod Ryan]

What is kefir?

[Mo]

Fermented milk.

[Rod Ryan]

Fermented milk. That's fermentation and milk don't go together. Alcohol milk.

[Mo]

Because I will drink literally fermented milk.

[Rod Ryan]

I drink. I drink a little kombucha in the morning, right? Yeah. But I think that's got a lot of sugars in it. Maybe. Maybe it doesn't. I don't know.

[Alex]

Your gut, right?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo]

A kefir is a grain.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, talk to me specifically.

[Mo]

So it kind of looks like a thin yogurt and people are drinking. This makes me kind of want to get kefir.

[Rod Ryan]

Tangy, fermented drink packed with probiotics that help nourish the beneficial bacteria living in your gut. But is it. It's thick and milky.

[Mo]

No, thin and milky.

[Rod Ryan]

Thin and milky.

[Mo]

Thin yogurt is what it is described to taste like.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Yeah, I guess that's. Yogurt is fermented milk, Right? You drink it.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Choose plain kefir. With live and active cultures, lots of flavors. Start with a small serving before gradually working up to a daily glass.

[Mo]

Yeah, they put it in the same, like, realm as kombucha. Or if you're eating, like, the sauerkraut or the kimchi, the things like that.

[Alex]

What is good things for?

[Rod Ryan]

Never heard of it before.

[Alex]

Kimchi.

[Mo]

Cabbage.

[Alex]

Okay. That's very hot right now.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes. Kimchi. Yeah, Cabbage.

[Alex]

A lot of recipes. I'll see. It's like, don't forget to grab your favorite Kimchi, like. Well, I don't have one, so I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

Could I. Could I say it's a pickled cabbage?

[Mo]

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Sauerkraut is right.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, it's just.

[Mo]

But isn't it Asian kimchi?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I think so.

[Mo]

Spices.

[Alex]

Okay. Not really into the kimchi game.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, who's drinking kefir?

[Mo]

Let us know who's drinking it.

[Rod Ryan]

Just let me know. I want to do some of these things.

[Alex]

I'm looking to do some ayahuasca in the mornings, bro.

[Mo]

I don't know.

[Alex]

I need a wild show.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't do anything to alter my state of mind. Except for now I'm a coffee drinker. I do have a little. I do have a little caffeine in the morning. That's. That's the only thing I do. Ayahuasca would not be good. What?

[Alex]

Mushroom tea. You seem like you might be a guy that tried mushroom tea.

[Rod Ryan]

I tried something called it Lion's Man.

[Alex]

Yeah, yeah, it's mushroom.

[Rod Ryan]

I didn't notice anything. And it was expensive. Yeah, it was. It's all that stuff is very expensive.

[Mo]

Gimmicky is what that felt to me.

[Rod Ryan]

You know, even like you're like, is it working?

[Alex]

And I just don't know. Or like, if I'm off of this, is am I going to be worse than I am?

[Rod Ryan]

But I mean, you know, like, do I notice it when I'm not taking that jellyfish jizz, those pills? Like, I don't know. I. I don't supposed to be good for your brain. Like, I want my brain to, but it's like, do you.

[Alex]

Is it only good for your brain later? Like where you're like, oh, I'll have my memory when I'm 80. Or like, does it just not kick in yet? Like that's. What are we taking this for? Longevity. So maybe like I don't feel like the fish oil I took this morning working, but I think that the fish oil is good. Cuz one time somebody said, fish oil is good for your brain.

[Rod Ryan]

I got some ginseng going on in the morning.

[Alex]

Little ginseng guy.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, it's in a pill form. And then there's a video that you can look up and I think it's plumbers and they're all laughing because they're looking at all these pills that never digested and people are just pooping out whole pills.

[Mo]

It's maddening. But you'll get someone that'll make you believe it.

[Rod Ryan]

It didn't do Anything. There's like, all these pills that they're

[Alex]

seeing in, like, don't solve. Yeah, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

And then you just, like, they go in and out and they. They never, like, hit your system at all.

[Alex]

How many times do you think somebody sold you the pill that, like, you took, thinking it was something else and it was just one of those dinosaur sponges, like, we don't know.

[Mo]

I don't buy like you do, obviously.

[Alex]

But I got ginseng. It was a ginseng pill.

[Rod Ryan]

You get your pills on Harwin Avenue.

[Alex]

Look, some of them are discounted, all right?

[Rod Ryan]

Go to a reputable store already, please.

[Alex]

Houston's Rock An Alternative and the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[Rod Ryan]

6 to 10am, the buzz. 94. 5 Buzz. Sublime. Ensenada. We were just talking about Sublime. Sometimes when I talk on the air and I take a glance over at Mo, I feel like she's a little glossy, a little glazed over.

[Mo]

Which part?

[Rod Ryan]

Like, when I was talking about Sublime. Why did I bring them up yesterday on the show?

[Mo]

Was it rankings and such? You went off on a tangent about a bunch of music.

[Rod Ryan]

You gotta be kidding me right now.

[Alex]

What?

[Mo]

I don't remember. What was it I said?

[Rod Ryan]

It's taking them 30 years. They got a plat. They got.

[Mo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There were lots of numbers.

[Rod Ryan]

Diamond.

[Mo]

That's why I was glazing. Not because of the band, because you were talking about numbers and I was

[Rod Ryan]

really trying to focus on glazed over. I was like 10 times platinum.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

10 million copies. Diamond certification, RIAA of their debut CD.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Name one other band that the Buzz plays that also has a diamond certification. I ran through a bunch of them.

[Mo]

I'm sure you did.

[Alex]

I was right.

[Mo]

The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, yeah, maybe. Yeah. You know what? They might.

[Mo]

I. Listen, I just don't comprehend numbers.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't think that was one of the bands I mentioned, but you might be right on there.

[Mo]

Damn it.

[Rod Ryan]

Guessed.

[Mo]

You're right.

[Rod Ryan]

You just guessed on that.

[Mo]

Numbers. I can't. I can't do it. I don't know multiplication tables either.

[Rod Ryan]

Congratulations to Sublime. Diamond certification of that first album. All right, let's go one final time. I'm gonna go take a nap. What do you got? In Houston's headlines?

[Mo]

Yes, we can't laugh anymore. Yesterday, we learned of two cyclospora deaths in Michigan. Here, locally, we're getting new numbers for local cases. And in Harris county, outside of the city limit, the health department is now reporting 67 confirmed cases. Hate to see it low number, but it is almost double what it was two years ago, so it is a problem. Wash your fruits, watch your hands, wash your vegetables. It's not just lettuce and cilantro, y'.

[Rod Ryan]

All.

[Alex]

Okay?

[Mo]

Take care of yourself. Man is facing charges after he jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge. He was naked over the weekend. Like, he was wearing a robe when he climbed up there, and then he just like. Like, let it out and jumped. And NYPD harbor unit pulled him to safety. He is in stable condition, facing a slew of charges.

[Rod Ryan]

Hang on a second.

[Alex]

What?

[Rod Ryan]

Hang on.

[Alex]

Okay.

[Mo]

I also checked on the Empire State Building people that jumped. Cuz I was curious, like, what kind of charges you can get from this.

[Rod Ryan]

You're not surviving that. He didn't jump with a parachute, right?

[Mo]

He survived.

[Rod Ryan]

Who jumped into the wall Water?

[Mo]

Yeah, I'm talking about the Empire State Building. Like the couple that were, like, got proposed up there.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, they didn't jump. They just. They. Yeah, they went up there. Let's see. The bridge sits approximately 119 to 135ft above the East River.

[Mo]

What's that mean? How many stories is that?

[Rod Ryan]

13. If you. If you go what I use, I'll probably be told I'm wrong on this.

[Mo]

This.

[Rod Ryan]

If it's a hundred feet, that's ten stories. So about thirteen stories above the water.

[Mo]

Into water.

[Rod Ryan]

Into water. And he survived, you're telling me. I just. I was curious.

[Mo]

How high into water do you die?

[Rod Ryan]

I told you that guy made it over the Golden Gate Bridge.

[Mo]

And that's higher.

[Rod Ryan]

Golden Gate Bridge is certainly higher. Yeah, I'll look that one up next.

[Mo]

Thank you. I'm curious.

[Rod Ryan]

So he's. He lived and going to jail charges.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

A new term is called infl dating. It's a mix of inflation, like the financial term dating.

[Rod Ryan]

You need Gen Z music.

[Mo]

Yes, thank you.

[Rod Ryan]

Go ahead.

[Mo]

Basically, it's going out on modern budget friendly dates, not blowing it on the first day and finding out this isn't going to work. Let's not waste a second date. Maybe try something a little more casual, creative for the first date. Don't financially flex on date one.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, don't do all that stuff. Isn't that like love bombing? And then like when you buy gifts in the beginning, like, you got to go easy on that stuff, man.

[Mo]

That would work for me.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Leave yourself something to do down the road if you don't do any of this, guys.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

If you were to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. Golden Gate bridge, it's between 220 and 245, so 20, 2224 stories, way higher than the Brooklyn Bridge. And I told you that documentary. That guy jumped and said in the documentary, because obviously he lived. As soon as he jumped, he's like, this is a mistake. Oh, my God. I should not have done this. And he lived.

[Mo]

I kind of think I'm gonna wash the bridge.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You gonna watch that?

[Mo]

Yeah, I think so.

[Rod Ryan]

It's pretty wild.

[Mo]

Brain's messed up. The Zach Brown band performed at Fenway park on Sunday. Surprised everyone in the crowd. You get a car? You get a car? No. Hey, it's Zach Brown. He did cruises. A free cruise for two aboard a Margaritaville new cruise line. 37,000 fans in the audience.

[Rod Ryan]

He said, I'm buying you all a cruise for being here tonight.

[Mo]

Free cruise for two. So does each person get two people?

[Alex]

I don't know.

[Mo]

I don't know the logistics.

[Rod Ryan]

It's got to be the ticket holder plus one. I think this is a logistic nightmare.

[Alex]

But.

[Rod Ryan]

But obviously he figured it out.

[Mo]

Someone did the math. The giveaway is valued at more than $40 million. The largest surprise audience gift in live entertainment history. He does have a partnership with the cruise line.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, so let's say he got him for half price.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

It's 20 million. Okay. He didn't clear 20 million for playing that show, so, I mean, like, in the hole that.

[Mo]

Between him and his wife, they. They're doing okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Kate Spade.

[Mo]

Kendra Scott.

[Rod Ryan]

Kendra Scott. Who's Kate Spade?

[Mo]

She's the person.

[Alex]

Jewelry. Right. Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Same thing. Okay.

[Mo]

Kendra Scott's from here.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo]

One more deep dive for me. The conspiracy that Courtney Love is involved in the death of Kurt Cobain. Apparently, there's new details that we have that have added more fuel to that fire. Back in 95, she demanded that this. Yesterday, Seattle police department hand over their entire file on Kurt's death to her. No copies are left in their possession. She made the request about a year and a half after he was found dead. And her lawyers were like, we didn't want it to get out. The police did not oblige. They said, that's not going to happen. But there's new forensic experts that are now digging into further proof that it was, was, or was not a suicide.

[Rod Ryan]

Even though the police determined it was absolutely a suicide.

[Mo]

Yeah. They're back right now digging into it.

[Rod Ryan]

Who are trained in this sort of thing.

[Alex]

Yep.

[Rod Ryan]

And why would the police cover up for Courtney Love?

[Mo]

It's a great question.

[Alex]

Yeah, true.

[Rod Ryan]

You know what I mean?

[Mo]

It's a great question.

[Rod Ryan]

You'd want to do the opposite. You probably want to frame her.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Let alone clear her name. So it's it. People are going to talk about JFK for the rest of our lives. Yes. Okay.

[Mo]

Fair. I'm going to watch the Bridge. And I'm not going to watch a Courtney Love documentary. That's what you're saying.

[Rod Ryan]

People love conspiracy theories.

[Alex]

I do.

[Mo]

Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

What you got over there?

[Alex]

The Astros fell to the Blue Jays last night three to one. They're going to play Toronto again tonight. Hayden W. Neski is going to be on the mound for the STRs going up against the Blue Jays. Trey. Yes. Savage first pitches at 710. You can listen to it on our sister Station Sports Talk 790 and other Astros news. They added an outfield bat before the trade deadline yesterday, acquiring outfielder Dalton Vershow from the Blue Jays in exchange for pitcher Spencer Arrighetti. And then Vershow went 1 for 4 in his Houston debut with the team last night. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you.

[Mo]

The Buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Mo]

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[Rod Ryan]

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[Mo]

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[Rod Ryan]

The Buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. Offspring. The kids aren't all right. 905. It's our last hour together, kiddos. Gas cash. Chance to win a thousand dollars. Keyword, right?

[Alex]

Yeah, it is in there today.

[Mo]

Right?

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you. And then kind of fun.

[Mo]

Oh my word. I choked.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, just let that out. Just let that out right on the radio. Don't worry about.

[Mo]

I'm having cops all morning.

[Rod Ryan]

Don't worry about Turning off your mic before you cough on the radio.

[Mo]

It doesn't work.

[Alex]

Six feet away from it doesn't work.

[Rod Ryan]

Don't you. Do you have a cough five button?

[Mo]

It's like I can't reach it if I had to.

[Rod Ryan]

The guy. So we always kind of make jokes. This is real inside stuff. But when this room was put together, this is going to be me complaining about, you know, the new studio that we've been in for a couple years.

[Alex]

It's not gotten better.

[Rod Ryan]

So is it three, four years we've been here now?

[Alex]

At least three years. Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

I bet it's over. It's over three years. There's something called a cough button. So if I. Now I. I'm. My hands are on the board. I'm running the board. So if I need to go.

[Mo]

You're touching buttons all day.

[Rod Ryan]

It's easy. I can just turn off my microphone and cob. And then. Then I turn my microphone back on and I come back, and then. You don't hear the cough. I have the luxury of having the. The mixing board in front of me. Mo.

[Mo]

I'm flying blind over here.

[Rod Ryan]

There is a cough button, which all that does.

[Mo]

Is it work?

[Rod Ryan]

It just turns off her mic.

[Mo]

Oh, it does? Yeah, it works.

[Rod Ryan]

It is so far away from where you sit that the guy that designed this studio has never been on the radio before.

[Mo]

Obviously not.

[Alex]

Oh, yeah, there's absolutely not.

[Mo]

And what's this button do?

[Rod Ryan]

TB Talk back.

[Alex]

You talk back to somebody in another studio.

[Rod Ryan]

Does that work?

[Alex]

No, they don't say what happens if I push it?

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know.

[Alex]

Nothing.

[Rod Ryan]

You can make do it now.

[Alex]

We're off.

[Mo]

Hello?

[Alex]

Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh. Ow. It was super loud in my ears. What? That was super loud in my ears.

[Mo]

Did you hear it in your ears?

[Alex]

No, it just goes rod then. Normally it would make sense to go to Chile, where Chili would be in a different room so you could talk back on air, but you would be.

[Mo]

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to blow out your earballs.

[Rod Ryan]

And it's not to. It's. It. It's not to cap on engineers.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Trying to be hip, but. Yeah, like, they don't. They didn't ask us. Hey, would this be helpful here?

[Alex]

If you were gonna call off, did you want to be able to, like, turn your mic off easily, or did you want to not be able to do that?

[Mo]

Sorry for distracting you.

[Rod Ryan]

That's okay. We're fine. All right, so now you need to cough anymore?

[Mo]

No, I think you're good.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, because you can always look at me and I could just turn your mic off here.

[Mo]

If my face looked like it was gonna die, you would just turn off my mic? Yeah, I'd give you scared eyes.

[Rod Ryan]

I would do you. I'd do you solid like that. If I thought you were gonna. No, if I thought you were gonna get sick or something, I would turn your mic up. You know how I gotta get through it.

[Alex]

If she thought she was gonna throw up, you'd have to turn it up.

[Mo]

I would definitely watch enough Mo Bodily functions today.

[Rod Ryan]

I hate bringing this up. I feel like if I say something, I've been picked on in the past. When was the last time anybody. And I think it's been a long time because nobody's come to me saying that they need to be off of work. When was the last time you had jury duty? Why are you looking at me like that?

[Alex]

I want to talk about.

[Rod Ryan]

You don't want to talk about it.

[Mo]

Like, putting it out into the universe.

[Rod Ryan]

It's weird putting it out there because then I'm going to get it.

[Mo]

I've never actually had to serve. I've been served. I've been recalled.

[Rod Ryan]

You've been asked to serve, but then

[Mo]

as soon as they find out what we do for a living, we get canceled.

[Alex]

Yeah, I'm immediately going to tell them. I'm going to tell everybody.

[Mo]

I want to do jury duty.

[Rod Ryan]

Hey, I'm going to go on the

[Alex]

radio and say what happens.

[Mo]

I want to sit there.

[Rod Ryan]

There's people that want to do it.

[Mo]

Me. Hello, my name's Mo.

[Rod Ryan]

Wait. You would like to serve on the jury?

[Mo]

Be honored to sit on a jury

[Rod Ryan]

because you feel like it's your civic duty or you're just nosy and you want to know about the case?

[Mo]

Both.

[Alex]

What if it's a really bad case? Like, not a cool one?

[Mo]

I. That's even better.

[Rod Ryan]

Let's lock them up. So I'm reading this online, and men are more likely to be cool with jury duty. I don't know if it's because you feel like, oh, I feel like that's the opposite. I just wonder, like, is it. Your boss can't say no legally. Right. They can say they're upset with you, but it's like they can't do anything about it.

[Alex]

Sorry. John Law told me.

[Rod Ryan]

So is it more like a couple of free days of no work? What if the thing lasts a long time?

[Mo]

It could last a long time.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Alex]

But it's not anything like, want to be doing.

[Rod Ryan]

I just thought it Was a hundred percent of people when asked, do you want to be chosen? I thought they'd say, no, it's not. Oh, no, that's crazy to me. I would never want to be on a jury.

[Mo]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

Never.

[Mo]

There's nothing inside of you I've had to do.

[Rod Ryan]

I've had to go down there before and I didn't get picked.

[Mo]

Yeah, we never get picked.

[Rod Ryan]

And I remember the Chris guy, whoever that we elected. I'm like, bro, why do you keep picking me? Enough already. Because you gotta miss or you gotta come in for half a day. I don't know you to be downtown at 9 o', clock, no parking, no blah, blah, blah. The whole thing, it's a mess. It's a mess. 34% say they would, sir, they would rather serve on the jury. 44% would prefer not to. And 21% are not sure. That's a lot of not sures too, I guess.

[Alex]

Don't answer a survey if you're not sure.

[Rod Ryan]

Again. Yeah, I think, but I, but, but with the jury, I think that depends on what case. If the case is interesting, you'd want to do it. So I under.

[Mo]

There's some brutal stuff that can come out, like gory stuff or like horrific details that can come out in a case that would really mess up people that have a good mental health.

[Rod Ryan]

It'd be like being in an HOA meeting where there's just like, there's going to be one wing nut that just says, doesn't understand why everybody's on the same page maybe. And that one person, I can't stand that. That scenario.

[Mo]

I also hate that.

[Rod Ryan]

That's an awful thing to be around.

[Mo]

But I want to fix it.

[Alex]

Oh, like when they're deciding it and these are strangers.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, I would, I would fold so fast. And there would be one person that is just so dumb. You're like, why are you so dumb? How do you not see this? There's 20 of us here. Or what was it, 13 people on a jury. There's 12 of us that think this way and that one person be like, I. I don't feel that way.

[Alex]

Yeah, that's. That.

[Rod Ryan]

I.

[Mo]

That would be maddening.

[Rod Ryan]

You have to excuse me. You have to excuse me because I'm going to punch this person in the face.

[Mo]

Right.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't want to ever be in that. I don't do a vote. I'll go with what you guys all

[Alex]

say, let's do that.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know that I can bring myself to do that either.

[Alex]

I feel I'd be feel. I'd feel terrible doing it. But I'm going to not waste my time. I'm going to tell you that much. And that's why I'd be a terrible jury guy, which is why I should never be selected for juries.

[Rod Ryan]

If I was the one person that didn't see eye to eye in the other. Is it 13? I'm throwing that number around. Let's just say it's 12. 11 people see it one way. Can you imagine being the person that said, why are you 11? So dumb. You don't see it my way.

[Mo]

You would.

[Rod Ryan]

That would make me nuts, too.

[Mo]

You gotta be strong.

[Alex]

I would fold immediately.

[Rod Ryan]

I'd be like, all right, I'll just go with you.

[Alex]

Yeah, guys, let's just wrap this up.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. I'll just be wrong with you.

[Alex]

I want to go home.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know.

[Mo]

That doesn't mess with me. I'm like, cool being the Lone Ranger.

[Rod Ryan]

I wonder if it took, like, days

[Alex]

and then you had to come back and you keep coming back, and you're the only one. Every day. They just hate you.

[Rod Ryan]

I just assume bother me. Everybody thought, like, me. And you go down there and you just pray that you don't get chosen. There's people that want to get picked. That's nuts to me.

[Mo]

I want it so bad.

[Rod Ryan]

And then now I'm in a room with a nutso person that says that everybody wants true crime.

[Alex]

It's all those people want to be on a jury.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, it's like you're living.

[Alex]

Yeah. You're getting to be the true crime person.

[Rod Ryan]

Living out one of your dumb podcasts.

[Mo]

I don't listen.

[Alex]

That's why I would just. I'm going to do a podcast of this case while I'm jurying.

[Mo]

Then you're out.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Don't pick me, please. Is don't send me lose my name. I'm not doing it. I've done it before.

[Mo]

Mo thebuzz.com I've done my civic duty.

[Rod Ryan]

I'll go down there and I'll do your little charade. But I'm like, alex, I'll do whatever I can to disrupt. I'm flipping a coin.

[Alex]

Flipping a coin. And that's how I'm making my decision.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm gonna show up wearing shorts, not

[Alex]

wearing a shirt either.

[Rod Ryan]

You can't wear shorts. They'll get your boot. They'll get. They'll kick you out, but then they'll make you come back.

[Alex]

What if you also wear shorts that time?

[Mo]

You depending on juror.

[Alex]

I wouldn't want myself representing me.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm like, good. I'm never gonna do anything that requires me, a jury of my peers to decide my future.

[Mo]

Exactly.

[Rod Ryan]

So just don't get yourself in that position, but don't pick me either. Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Mo]

The Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am the buzz. 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Thank you for hanging out with us. Good luck on that gas cash. If you missed the key word, what's the matter with you? Why'd you miss it? There's another one coming with Jeremy at 10. After 10, 11, 10, 12, 10. Theresa is going to do it up until 5, 10. So you got a chance to win some cash. Let's get a local winner in here online. It's Alex online. 94. 5 the buzz. All right. What you doing?

[Alex]

Today's AOL is unfortunate ads and it's just poorly placed ads.

[Mo]

Oh, man.

[Alex]

Out in public. I don't know where Elk City is, but there's a sign that says that it's a bird sanctuary. And right after that is a KFC advertisement.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Alex]

Crematorium right next to a McCrispy sign on a bus stop.

[Rod Ryan]

Is it done on purpose?

[Alex]

A warning low flying owls sign. I've never seen one of these. But then there's a lost Chihuahua sign somebody put under it. So that's probably a joke, but funny. The owl has taken the Chihuahua. An adult video store with a Jesus is watching billboard right after that.

[Mo]

They did that on purpose.

[Alex]

All kinds of things like that.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, no, no. These are not.

[Alex]

These look very, very, very, very real.

[Rod Ryan]

They're real. Okay.

[Alex]

Go check it out. World famous Rod Ryan show [e-mail]

[Rod Ryan]

put down anything sharp. It is time to rock the Rod line show on 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show on this tap Tuesday. It's our Instagram feature. You can see that on the world famous Rod Reinshow blog [e-mail] 40 chance of some showers today. Up to a 60% chance of some showers. Partly cloudy most of the day. Still gonna be warm though. Still highs of around 96. We talked about this last year. Starting on Friday, Duncan is bringing back its iced beverage buckets. Our participating locations nationwide limited time 48 ounce buckets. They're 12.99.

[Alex]

Don't talk to me till we get bald eagle cups back. Right.

[Mo]

That includes, you know what we're saying.

[Rod Ryan]

Hey, that bald eagle cup.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Trash.

[Mo]

You threw it away.

[Rod Ryan]

I Couldn't get the. I couldn't get my.

[Alex]

My daughter was drinking milk out of it all 4th of July and she dropped it and it cracked.

[Rod Ryan]

So mine didn't drop. Mine didn't crack.

[Alex]

The top of it cracked and it wouldn't seal back.

[Rod Ryan]

So, like what you're saying, I couldn't get it to screw.

[Mo]

They're really hard to screw on. Yeah, Yeah.

[Alex]

I duct taped it and then that just became more problematic.

[Rod Ryan]

Where was that?

[Alex]

We threw it away.

[Rod Ryan]

Where was that from?

[Mo]

Duncan.

[Alex]

That's why I was saying, talk to me when the eagles come.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

I appreciate you coming at me with those, but the design of those. Those was poor.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

And I don't know what it was.

[Alex]

They served their purpose for Fourth of July weekend, though. They were elite. Yeah. To have.

[Mo]

I felt so cool.

[Alex]

And then you're like, oh, this happened. This is how. The nation would have wanted me to discard this.

[Rod Ryan]

But what I'm talking about is the top and the bottom.

[Mo]

Yes.

[Alex]

Little screw part.

[Mo]

Screw part.

[Rod Ryan]

There's got to be a room of people that somebody said, this is the design. Let's go with this. And they. And they must have tried to screw it on and off a couple of times.

[Alex]

This is the cheap, cheapest way we can do it. It will work. Seven times. And then they are good. They've gotten their money's worth.

[Rod Ryan]

I did not get that top on the bottom seven times.

[Alex]

Really?

[Rod Ryan]

Maybe twice.

[Mo]

My mom would just leave it on the side. She's like, can you screw this on?

[Rod Ryan]

I couldn't get it back on there.

[Mo]

It wasn't just you.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Duncan. Poor design on the eagle. Great idea.

[Mo]

Hopefully the buckets will be better.

[Rod Ryan]

Great idea. So there's no way it was a year ago that we talked about buckets of coffee. There's no way it was a year ago.

[Mo]

Seem like that long.

[Alex]

Friday.

[Rod Ryan]

Duncan. Iced beverage buckets. 48 ounce bucket. 12.99. Includes the cost of the beverage. And they also have a car cup holder that fits the bucket. Oh. So no, that's like an upgrade from. From last year. So that's this Friday. You're getting the heads up on that early. The other food thing that's floating around out there today, I just assumed that the Texas State Fair would go down as having the best food. That's where the fried fair food. That's where. But the fried stuff came. But if you're just comparing. And again, I don't hear about these other state fairs because I don't live in those other states. But I know that On a national level, I think the Texas. Texas State Fair is kind of known. I think the corn dog debuted there.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Like in the 40s. Now, corn dog's not the greatest food

[Alex]

that's ever been invented, but maybe the greatest fair food.

[Rod Ryan]

What other foods.

[Alex]

Like, what would put another related food.

[Rod Ryan]

What would be. What would it. What would make another fair have better food than us? We've come up with. The fried butter came from that one. The fried beer.

[Mo]

Texas.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, all that fried. All those crazy fried things.

[Alex]

Things we fry stuff.

[Rod Ryan]

Some guy was churning that stuff out year after year. The fried Oreo that might have. I don't know that for sure, but I know a couple of those things were invented.

[Alex]

Fried ice cream one time. That was cool.

[Rod Ryan]

We are not. We're in the top 10 estate fairs, but we're in at number six.

[Mo]

No way.

[Rod Ryan]

That means there's five other state fairs that have better food than what we have here in Texas.

[Mo]

Is Idaho on there?

[Rod Ryan]

No, but they're all. All the same. Iowa, Idaho, Indiana, they're all this.

[Alex]

I know, whatever, dude. All the I states,

[Rod Ryan]

Illinois, Minnesota State Fair goes down as the best food at a festival. At a state fair festival. They invented food on a stick. They. They were first ones to do that. I wonder if they're just living off of that. Is the food really that much better or do they just get credit card. Because food on a stick is dope.

[Alex]

Food on a stick is dope.

[Rod Ryan]

But. And they. They had the first wing nut to do it. So then they're kind of. Are they living off of that?

[Mo]

Setting the bar.

[Rod Ryan]

Minnesota State Fair, Wisconsin. I mean, Wisconsin makes sense.

[Alex]

It's all cheese. Everything.

[Rod Ryan]

The Midwest dominates. Okay.

[Alex]

Wisconsin probably makes the most sense to be on that list.

[Rod Ryan]

Wisconsin to Iowa, New York State Fair.

[Alex]

I was just all corn stuff, which

[Rod Ryan]

I never went to. It's in Syracuse. Five was Indiana. You've been to the Indiana State Fair?

[Mo]

Oh, yeah. Every summer.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, you would go.

[Mo]

It's like a thing.

[Alex]

Favorite tradition there.

[Mo]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Was there one food that you would know of that they were known for?

[Mo]

Corn.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Corn on a stick.

[Mo]

Yeah, everything.

[Rod Ryan]

You stole that from Minnesota, but in Nebraska, any stick is stolen from Minnesota.

[Mo]

I feel like any. I don't know. Every state fair is very similar to me.

[Alex]

Yeah. In Maryland, we would go. Go to a. It was an Ocean City Fair and they had oyster fritters and like, fried oyster sandwiches. Was like one of the big things you'd get there.

[Mo]

Sounds weird.

[Rod Ryan]

And then it just sat in your

[Alex]

stomach like a rock for two Days. But it was delicious.

[Mo]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Nobody likes oysters.

[Mo]

Like oysters.

[Rod Ryan]

I do.

[Mo]

I like them raw.

[Rod Ryan]

Dragos in New Orleans rock they. Well, these are charred. These are charred on the shelf. Breaded butter, garlic butter, cheese. They're just like, I want that Drago. Have you ever had Dragos?

[Mo]

No. I've only been to New Orleans once in my entire life.

[Rod Ryan]

Only time I'll ever eat an oyster. I would not eat an oyster. Don't come at me with some Acme oyster house. Don't come at me with that. Get out. Leave. Leave the chat.

[Alex]

Your anti oyster agenda is disgusting.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, you and your raw oysters. Nobody likes those.

[Mo]

I do.

[Alex]

It's a FL as well.

[Mo]

I like.

[Alex]

I also like them. Oh, we should go out for some oysters.

[Mo]

Let's go.

[Alex]

Would you like to join us?

[Mo]

Chili's in. Thumbs up.

[Alex]

Chili's in. All right.

[Rod Ryan]

Roger just can't count.

[Mo]

Bye.

[Rod Ryan]

It's like taking a big sip of kefir and saying it tastes good.

[Alex]

You've never done it. You don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

Going back to an early earlier discussion.

[Alex]

Nobody likes oysters.

[Rod Ryan]

Nobody likes it. Nobody likes three hour movies. Nobody likes these things. It's another summer with the Rod Ryan show. Oh, please, people. Ain't nothing wrong with a little heat on 90. 94. 5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Papa roach scars. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. The Mario Lopez thing should not be a story. It's why it's weird though that he

[Alex]

posted it, isn't it? That's the weirdest part of it. He's not an AI guy.

[Rod Ryan]

You shouldn't be doing that.

[Alex]

Mario, go be jet and work out.

[Rod Ryan]

He's not like an influencer. It's if Mr. Beast or if some of these people had put out this video, maybe. Let me give you the backstory here and you can see it. I'll tell you what's going on. I. I don't think that it should be a big story. First and foremost, let me just say this. Mario Lopez didn't do anything wrong.

[Mo]

Okay?

[Rod Ryan]

Right this time when he cheated on his wife.

[Alex]

That was another story.

[Rod Ryan]

Remember Ellie, When Ellie Landry has a birthday?

[Alex]

I thought you said Ella Langley. You were going that way. She dated Ella. Ella Langley.

[Rod Ryan]

You know Ali Landry? You know who that is?

[Alex]

That's bikini with cream bikini.

[Rod Ryan]

I'll say this. The Doritos chick from the Doritos commercials. Ali Landry. She may have been like Ms. Ms. Filling the state. I was thinking he cheated on her at his bachelorette at his bachelor party. Got Married. She found out two weeks later, she. She divorced him. And then he married Kylie Wong's sister. Oh, yeah, yeah. He. Because so he's. I guess I only knew that he

[Alex]

was married to Kylie Wong's sister. I guess I didn't know it was

[Rod Ryan]

the Ali Landry thing.

[Alex]

Wow. Now the AI thing kind of seems messed up now.

[Rod Ryan]

Mario Lopez did nothing wrong. He did put out kind of a weird AI Generated video. Him and his niece are at a Dodgers game and. And she goes to eat two hot dogs at the same time. He's like, what are you doing? This is crazy. And then she takes a bite of the hot dogs and then there's just mustard being thrown, like puked up all over the place.

[Alex]

There's mustard in her mouth.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. And then she's like rubbing the mustard all over the mouth.

[Mo]

It's all AI.

[Rod Ryan]

Mario took the video down. Not before somebody grabbed it, copied it.

[Alex]

If you're that famous. Yeah. They're gonna take that.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, Mario doesn't want you to see this. Haha. I got it. So everyone got a hold of it and it's out there. And again, he did nothing wrong. This time he did nothing wrong. It's just. I cannot believe how big this story is. It's all over the place. Did you see the Mario Lopez video? It was. The hot dog thing was just kind of weird, but it seems like it's innocent. It seems like something we would make. Yes.

[Alex]

And then I'd be like, haha, Right this, Look at this. It's Mo eating a hot dog. And then I just wouldn't post it. But I think he must have done it as a joke and just accidentally hit post on it.

[Rod Ryan]

What happened is nice said, hey, have you seen this new app, do this, do this, do this. And he thought it was cool and he put it out there.

[Alex]

You could tell it wasn't really him talking. It was a fake voice. You can see the mouth is not

[Mo]

actually moving the way her in the original post.

[Alex]

No, he said, at a baseball game with my knees niece.

[Mo]

She thinks it's cool. Like she wants to be on her famous uncle's Instagram.

[Rod Ryan]

Mario did nothing wrong. Maybe when you go. Look at that, Alex. The annual World Dog Surfing Championships went down last weekend and people are cheering for the surfing dogs. The best. Yeah. So three things you must see today. I.

[Mo]

You better click on it.

[Rod Ryan]

Mario Williams. I just heard. I'm sorry, Mario Lopez. I keep seeing this thing popping up, popping up. It's like there's nothing to see here.

[Alex]

It's weird. And when you're thinking somebody that might drop an AI video, you probably didn't ever think it was Mario Lopez.

[Rod Ryan]

Correct.

[Alex]

But there's like, name the celebrity that just dropped this weird hot dog AI video. I would give you a thousand guesses and you would probably not get to Mario maybe.

[Rod Ryan]

Here's the problem. People are using it as clickbait to think that Mario Lopez did something wrong.

[Alex]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

They're like, did you see this video that Mario Lopez weird to his niece

[Alex]

or something like that.

[Rod Ryan]

We have the video that Mario Lopez didn't want you to see. It's like, I, I, I hate when they do that. I'm just telling you, we have the video. You can see it. It's there. He did take it down, but it's out there for the world. He did. Nothing wrong with that. What are you giving away on Mo the Show?

[Mo]

I have five Finger Death Punch tickets. Yeah, they're going to be with Cody Jinx, September 27th in the Woodlands. Ticketmaster.com or we can give you a pair if you know the show.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, we'll have a question for you on the flip of this break. Houston's rock, Houston's alternative, and the Rod Ryan morning show, the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Rod Ryan show. Wow, 950 guys. Let's do this. Time for Mo the show. What are you giving away?

[Mo]

I have a pair of tickets to Five Finger Death Punch with Cody Jinx, September 27th in the Woodlands.

[Rod Ryan]

Love it.

[Mo]

What's your question, Rod, this morning you introduced us to a plethora of new slang words attempting to keep us cool and on trends.

[Rod Ryan]

Alex knows most of them.

[Mo]

He's really good at them and he dropped a lot of them as the show went on. But can you name one of those slang words we learned today? 713-212-5945 because he's got a those burner

[Rod Ryan]

accounts and some of them he's like, no, I'm hip.

[Alex]

I'm in the nose. All right.

[Rod Ryan]

The youths love me. It's like a 14 year old burner account. He's got to talk like them to infiltrate.

[Alex]

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

[Rod Ryan]

713-212-5945. Radio is so good for you on 94. 5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz Squeezer say it ain't so. Rob Ryan show. Our time is coming to an end here. Let's just go right into it. It's now time for Know the show on 94. Five the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Who's this?

[Mo]

Caitlin?

[Rod Ryan]

Caitlyn, how are you?

[Mo]

I'm good. How are you?

[Rod Ryan]

Are you super great. Thank you for asking. Are you calling about know the show?

[Alex]

I am.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, let's get you in and out of here. Make it. Make it easy on her.

[Mo]

Caitlyn. Rod introduced us to a plethora of new slang words this morning. You know, keeping us on top of the trends. Can you name one of them? Caitlyn? Yes,

[Alex]

the.

[Mo]

Hello?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I'm listening to you. I'm waiting. I'm waiting to hear one of the words. Go ahead. You might. It clicked out a little bit. Tell us again, one of the words.

[Mo]

Maxing.

[Rod Ryan]

Maxing.

[Mo]

Yep.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, maxing was definitely brought up. Congratulations. That's gonna get you a win.

[Alex]

You're prize maxing right now. So you're.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, there you go. Yeah, way to use that in the wild.

[Mo]

Everybody else, five finger death punch. Cody Jinx, September 27th in the Woodlands. Caitlyn, congratulations.

[Rod Ryan]

You are the winner today. Great job. Hang on the phone for me, okay? Chili's gonna set you up with your free stuff. You're awesome.

[Alex]

She's not chopped. That's for sure.

[Rod Ryan]

Not chopped.

[Alex]

On God.

[Rod Ryan]

Big back. I'm not big back.

[Alex]

That's when you eat a lot of food.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, that's.

[Alex]

Well, I think it's. No, she's not big back.

[Rod Ryan]

I want to be a big back. I'm so hungry right now.

[Mo]

What's for lunch? Brunch?

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, I had some leftover taco bar from the weekend.

[Mo]

I brought leftover enchiladas. It's gonna be like a little fiesta. It is Taco Tuesday.

[Rod Ryan]

It's gonna smell so good in here. Yeah, it is. All right, we gotta wrap this show up, guys. Thank you so much for hanging with us. I've not heard from Big Lou.

[Mo]

Are you sure?

[Rod Ryan]

Not her. From Big.

[Mo]

And Big Lou, Check your email.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, Big Lou, we love you. You just. You do.

[Mo]

You did big Broke our heart hearts

[Rod Ryan]

this morning, but you did Big Lou things today.

[Mo]

Be who you are.

[Rod Ryan]

But that was a great game. It was a really, really entertaining. Fresh out of bed, head to head. I'm doing a quick scan right now. I don't see Lou in here. Lou, you okay? You're all right, bro. Dust it off. Lou didn't win today. He's never won two games in a row. He could have had it it. And he totally brain farted on the last question. Gave the game away. Fresh fish. William, though, he's in a good mood. He's gonna be on with us. Tomorrow. He's never played before too.

[Mo]

Yeah, so see how that goes.

[Rod Ryan]

So he's gonna come in tomorrow and maybe get a W, right? That was another one we talked about. Lou with the L, William with the W. Kenneth got the Poppy tickets. Adam and I guess it was Jacqueline. I think it's their anniversary and they're gonna spend it with the Black Crows on Saturday.

[Mo]

They had nothing else to do.

[Rod Ryan]

They were open.

[Mo]

They were like, we're available.

[Rod Ryan]

They were wide open.

[Alex]

Kids.

[Mo]

Let's go.

[Rod Ryan]

Shell Federal Credit Union. Thank you. Matt, Matt, Matt. In Cleveland. He won today. Oh, boy. Look out for him. You don't want that guy winning a bunch of games in a row. He beat Philip in Alban. Tomorrow it's Porter taken on Denver Harbor. What a matchup. 8 20s. When we play the Shell Federal Credit Union. Suburb Summer Sizzler. Jeremy's up next. You got a chance to get some cash with him. Gas cash. Thousand dollars. There'll be a key word coming your way at about 10 after the hour. Non stop nooner with Jeremy. Pick your tickets with him at the 1 o' clock hour. And that's it, man. We got. I got 20 hours to figure out how to do this better. All right. We'll be better tomorrow. 20 hour break. I don't know. What do you want to talk about tomorrow?

[Mo]

I can't wait.

[Rod Ryan]

A lot of new stuff tomorrow, today on the show. Thank you guys so much for rolling with us. Have a great day. A little bit of rain on tap. We'll be fine. We need it amf. Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Ron Ryan show [e-mail] what's going on, everyone? It's bluff here. And you know what's more American than America's 250th birthday? Supporting American owned companies like Spinquest, America's number one social casino with over 1000

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