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Chili
Time to read my lips.
Josh
Christina on the phone. Good morning, Christina.
Christina
Good morning. How are you guys?
Josh
So great. Who's playing for you today, Mo? Oh, hey, girl. Girl power.
Chili
Let's go, girls.
Josh
Girl power. Let's go, girls. If that movie does come out, that's gonna be the thing. Let's go, girls. All the girls are getting ready.
Christina
They're gonna go together. Make it a thing.
Josh
The Shania Twain movie. Christina, good luck to you. Thank you, Josh. Good morning.
Chili
Good morning, sir.
Josh
The boys.
Chili
Let's go, boys.
Josh
Let's go, boys.
Christina
Just doesn't have the same ring to it, does it?
Josh
You're on team Chili today.
Chili
Yes, sir. Boy power, baby. Boy power.
Josh
Yeah.
Chili
Pickle power.
Josh
Alex, get that trending hashtag boy power. All right, all right, Chili, you're the returning champion, and everyone knows that you guys are playing for sold out stain tickets. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chili, your decision. You want to go first or second?
Chili
I think I'll go first.
Josh
Okay. There he is.
Chili
Hey. Well, that's a cool.
Josh
So Chili's now putting in the headphones. He will not be able to hear my voice. I'm going to be reading some words that you guys have sent in.
Chili
Oh, yeah, music.
Josh
And he's going to try to read my lips.
Chili
3.
Josh
3 wor. 20 seconds per word, Alex. He's listening to Freebird right now. The dubstep Freebird. You guys really just made that change forever, huh? Yeah. Patriotism. And then we won a gold medal because of. It's really. You had used Mastodon since the inception of this game. You guys use that Mastodon track to. To black out the sound of my voice. Yeah. Nice. Little relief for you. Yeah. Okay.
Christina
In your algorithm.
Josh
All right, Here we go. 20 seconds on the clock. Rezi. I believe it's Teres. Not our Theresa. Another Teresa Rezzy sent this one in. Here we go. Thumbs up, let's go. There we go. He says he's ready. Zero bones, zero pulp. Zero bones, zero pulse. Zero bones, zero bull. Zero bones.
Chili
Zero bones. Boom. Let's go, baby.
Christina
Oh, my gosh. Now he's fist bumping
Chili
Mo.
Josh
Sharks have no bones.
Christina
Oh, zero bones. That's what I.
Josh
Zero bones. You weren't picking up on that?
Christina
No, I didn't.
Josh
It was one of the. It was one of your fresh out event head to head questions. It was. And also sort of a fun fact.
Christina
Zero bones. Oh, yeah.
Josh
It served a couple purposes on this show. All right, here we go. Kyle sent this one in. This would never happen to Chili. Oh, geez. Thumbs up.
Chili
Let's go.
Josh
Whiskey wiener.
Chili
Wednesday winner.
Josh
Whiskey wiener.
Chili
Whiskey winner.
Josh
Whiskey wiener.
Chili
Whiskey pecker. Like whiskey. Like a wiener. Whiskey winner. Whiskey winner or whatever. Yeah. Whiskey, whiskey winner.
Josh
Yeah, got it. He would say. I thought I was like, I gotta sit down, bro. It's that we had two seconds left.
Christina
What he did say.
Josh
So he had not gone over on time. I just wanted to make that clear, I think. So is the.
Chili
Is the double language bilingual?
Josh
He like, let's see. Whiskey, popcorn, spatula, wiener. Put them together, please.
Chili
Hot dog. Wiener. So whiskey.
Josh
But you got it.
Christina
You got there.
Chili
Sometimes I get my wings confused.
Christina
No, you don't.
Josh
Who amongst us has not sausage? Here we go. All right, he's two for two. Two for two.
Chili
Now that would be Dos.
Christina
Puerto Rico, where I'm from.
Josh
Dose for dose. All right, Here we go. 20 seconds on the clock. Eva sent this in. Also talked about on the show. Thumbs up.
Chili
Thumbs up.
Josh
Adult Yoo hoo.
Chili
Okay, I messed up. I watched. I didn't watch your lip. I watched your nose. Hold on.
Josh
Adult Yoo hoo.
Chili
Just uno.
Josh
Adult you who?
Chili
Hot dog window. Adult Hot dog in your nose.
Josh
Adult Yoo hoo.
Chili
Hot dog hoodie.
Christina
Who?
Josh
Adult you.
Chili
Oh, hot dog. Hooters. Hooters. Hot dogs.
Josh
Stop. Stop them. Somebody turn the mic off. He's rolling down the hill. You explained yourself for like 15 seconds. When did playing read my nose?
Chili
I don't know.
Christina
I looked at your nose.
Chili
I looked at your nose. My eye went blurry. I was like, oh. I was like.
Christina
I missed a faint.
Josh
Like, do I have a. Do I have a pimple or something? Adult Yoo.
Chili
Ah.
Josh
Adult Yoo.
Chili
The yoo sounded kind of look weird.
Josh
A lot of yooo talk in home room this week.
Christina
We need to get some for tomorrow.
Josh
Hey, Josh, you got to be feeling good about that. He's got two.
Chili
You feel a two out of three. That's not bad.
Josh
There's a song about that. It's. It's tickets. It's sold out tickets.
Chili
Yeah. No pressure, Mo.
Christina
I feel the pressure, Christina.
Josh
Pressure, pressure.
Christina
Come on, Mo. You got this.
Chili
Christina, you might want to pop the CD of stain. It's about the only time you're going to hear them.
Josh
All right, here we go. Christina wants those sold out tickets. So does Josh.
Chili
Boy power.
Josh
All right. Boy power. That was established. That could be the changing factor here. All right, Mallory sent this in. Alex, please. 20 seconds on the clock. Three words. 20 seconds a piece. Mo can't hear my voice anymore. She can see me, though. Hopefully she's not staring at my nose.
Chili
She's annoying. She looks mad.
Josh
Read my lips. Thumbs up.
Christina
Thumbs up.
Josh
Seven nuggets.
Christina
Seven nuggets.
Chili
Oh, that was fast.
Josh
That's.
Chili
Yeah.
Josh
Eye of the tiger.
Chili
Yeah. Yeah.
Christina
What was that about, huh?
Chili
Seven nuggets.
Josh
The kid on the roller coaster.
Christina
Oh, that guy.
Josh
I think he ate. Did he eat seven of the nine, or did he eat five of the seven? Yeah, something like that.
Chili
Like, he almost choked Six Flags. Yeah. Bane for life.
Christina
Okay.
Josh
An influencer got busted trying to eat chicken nuggets on a roller coaster. Seven nuggets. Several.
Chili
Only the rides had the park.
Josh
And he's banned forever. He's got a lifetime ban of 6.
Chili
Six Flags Houston Rodeo Carnival coming up. All right, here we go.
Josh
Several. I didn't write down. Who sent this down.
Chili
Here we go.
Josh
Thumbs up.
Christina
Thumbs up.
Josh
Shucking corn.
Christina
Shucking corn.
Chili
I love corn. I love calm.
Christina
Happy summer
Josh
getting these. And she's fast with insane time. Yeah. All right, here we go. Patch guy. Jarrett.
Chili
Oh, yeah.
Josh
Did you see him at Godsmack?
Chili
Yeah, on the mash pit. On the pit.
Josh
All right, here we go. He sent this one in for the win. Thumbs up.
Christina
Thumbs up.
Josh
Metal Lick.
Christina
Metal click.
Josh
Metal lick. Metal Lick.
Christina
Battle clip.
Josh
Metal Lick.
Christina
Back click.
Josh
Metal Battle. Lick lick. Metal lick.
Christina
Metal lick.
Josh
257 left. Got it.
Christina
What happened?
Chili
Wow.
Josh
Wow.
Chili
First of all, you scared me when you were saying.
Christina
I know. And I saw it in his mouth, and I was like, I need to emphasize what I'm about to say right now.
Josh
Okay, first of all, how much time was left? 0.257. Oh, my gosh. All right. Mo gets the win for Christina.
Christina
I can't handle that. I can't handle it. I hate that game.
Josh
Give me 30 seconds on the word Metal Lick.
Christina
Oh, man.
Chili
Yeah.
Christina
I don't remember what I said.
Josh
We were talking about licking metals on the periodic table.
Chili
Yes.
Josh
That was an aol. Which ones you can lick and which ones you cannot. Metal lick. Why can't I lick? It was the name of it.
Chili
I'm just glad Mo got that word and not me.
Josh
You would have ruined that one. Lord knows what you would have said. Chili.
Christina
I literally made eye contact with Chili when I saw what I thought you were saying, and I was like, no,
Josh
Give those tickets to Christina. Wow.
Chili
What a win.
Christina
I can't wait for you to be there, sister. See their Hoobastang kinder October 17th in the woodlands.
Josh
Down.
Chili
Thank you so much.
Josh
Come on.
Christina
Let's go, girls.
Josh
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Date: June 4, 2026
Podcast: 94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM)
Episode Theme: A hilarious, competitive round of the show's fan-favorite "Read My Lips" game—listeners submit tricky phrases, and two teams compete for sold out concert tickets.
This episode of The Rod Ryan Show centers on their beloved and chaotic "Read My Lips" game. With tickets to a sold out Staind concert on the line, Team Chili (Chili and caller Christina) faces off against Team Mo (Mo with in-studio energy and support). The contest brings fast-paced guesses, off-the-wall misinterpretations, and lots of back-and-forth banter, all while celebrating the listeners who submit phrases. Shania Twain references and playful jabbing between the teams set a lively, inclusive tone.
Chili misses, instead saying “hot dog hoodie” and “hot dog in your nose.”
Classic quote:
“Two out of three. That’s not bad.” [05:37-05:40]
"The Read My Lips Game" episode is a showcase of camaraderie, quick thinking, and fan participation on The Rod Ryan Show. Chili and Mo tackle absurd, listener-submitted phrases—some missed, some nailed—while their teammates and fans cheer them on or rib them mercilessly. The battle for sold out Staind tickets hinges on split-second guesses, clever banter, and hilarious misunderstandings, making for a thoroughly entertaining listen.