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The Rod Ryan Show – Full Show Summary

Date: June 8, 2026
Station: 94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM), Houston

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Rod Ryan Show kicks off a busy post-weekend Monday with the trademark energetic banter among Rod, Mo, Alex, and the crew. They cover everything from local Houston news and weather, national headlines, the latest viral social trends, celebrity gossip, and plenty of audience interaction—plus a healthy dose of lighthearted teasing. The team discusses highlights from the weekend, plays interactive on-air games for major concert tickets, and even sparks a flurry of nostalgic listener calls with a discussion about knife-sharpening trucks. Rod relates a chance airport encounter with NFL star DeAndre Hopkins, and the show wraps with quirky music debates and the discovery of Trace Adkins’ “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.”

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Show Open, Key Giveaways, and Weather (01:42-04:27)

• Rod enthusiastically welcomes listeners back from the weekend.
• Announces a packed week of ticket giveaways (Buzzaween, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle, Flyleaf, etc.) and games, including “Fun Fact Flashback” and “Texas Hammer.”
• Houston weather forecast: coming off a rainy weekend, back to hot and humid with sporadic showers, “feels like 100° for several days.”
• Quote:
  “Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey… let’s go, everybody!” — Rod (01:42)

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2. Houston Headlines & World News (03:24, 07:41, 32:32, 60:13, 88:55)

• Mo covers weather, local news, and major headlines throughout the morning:
  • Israel and Iran trade fire for the first time since ceasefire, raising global tensions (06:00, 60:46).
  • Houston drying out after heavy rain.
  • Houston man arrested for sneaking onto a plane with a fake boarding pass at Bush Airport (32:32, 89:28).
• Quirky TikTok trends—pickles (not jalapenos, this year!) in white wine go viral (33:57, 90:52).
• Taylor Swift’s Toy Story 5 song smashes country streaming records (35:11, 35:29, 91:03).
• Wolfmother concert at House of Blues canceled due to visa/travel issues (46:29, 52:04, 103:01).

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3. Morning Banter & Weekend Recap (09:22, 39:45, 42:02)

• Rod jokes about being a “Buckeye” after a weekend in Columbus, Ohio, for a family friend’s 90th birthday.
• His “Six Picks” photo segment includes a random celebrity airport meeting with DeAndre Hopkins, funky Ohio fireworks at Kroger, and the mysterious “Buckeye necklace.”
• Quote:
  “I was 99.9% sure that DeAndre Hopkins was standing there by himself…” — Rod (43:00-44:13)

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4. Interactive Games & Listener Calls

a. Fresh Out of Bed Head to Head Challenge (17:16-24:41)

• Hall of Famer “Sexy James” faces off against “Adam the Cop.”
• Notable questions: “Who famously said ‘I’m melting’?” (The Wicked Witch of the West).
• Adam overtakes James to become the new champion after a lively, competitive match.
• Quote:
  “I need the game of my life today because James has been spot on…” — Adam (19:23)

b. Fun Fact Flashback & Captain Cash’s ‘Rock Out with Your Stock Out’ (26:22, 29:30)

• Quirky facts shared, such as: Singapore Airlines’ secret compartment for in-flight deaths.
• Stock market analysis—Dow and Nasdaq down, oil prices up.
• Notable Fun Fact:
  “How did the founder of The North Face die? Hypothermia. (In a kayaking accident.)” — Fun Fact Winner Matt (31:39)

c. Texas Hammer Game (49:06, 54:22)

• Listeners identify song lyrics read by “The Texas Hammer”—Jim Adler.
• Playful frustration as callers struggle with “You should know that the lies won’t hide your flaws…” (Seether – “Fake It”).
• Quote:
  “Just get it on the... Just be the first person, that’s all.” — Rod (49:28)

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5. Pop Culture & Social Media Trends

• Viral Dating ‘Practice’: Panel roasts Gen Z’s “practice dating” (dating is practice!), gently panning “the new label for what’s always been called dating” (04:32, 61:20).
  • Quote:
    “It’s where you go out, you get your reps in... That’s called dating!” — Mo (04:46-05:09)
• Guy Fieri 'Never Swallows' Viral Video: Debate over whether Guy Fieri really eats on TV, referencing Dr. Spaghetti’s YouTube theory (05:09-06:45, 62:33).
• AI Ozzy Osbourne: Sharon and Jack Osbourne launch an AI avatar podcast of Ozzy—reactions to the ethics (“money grab?”) and Sharon’s salty response (07:10, 64:23).

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6. Listener Nostalgia: Knife-Sharpening Trucks! (66:31–81:24)

• Rod reads an email about the “knife sharpening truck” that roamed west Texas neighborhoods—prompting a flood of calls and stories.
• Confirmations from listeners in Houston, Chicago, Australia!
• Quote:
  “The way that Sandy’s describing this…it sounds just crazy enough to make sense.” — Rod (69:32, 76:10)
• Listeners debate whether this is charming nostalgia or “so dangerous”!

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7. Sports Recap & Commentary

• Astros lose, but take two of three vs. the A’s; opening three-game series against the Angels.
• NBA Finals: Knicks vs. Spurs, Trump rumored to attend Game 3 in NYC leading to fan event cancellations.
• College baseball: Texas Longhorns advance to the College World Series (47:33, 94:18).

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8. Music and Entertainment Debates

a. No Bad Songs? (104:07–108:14)

• Online poll claims Queen has “no bad songs,” followed by The Beatles, Zeppelin, Elton John.
• Hosts all disagree—everyone’s favorite has at least one clunker.
• Quote:
  “I don’t think it’s possible…You cannot have a catalog where it’s perfect.” — Rod (106:48)

b. Trace Adkins' ‘Honky Tonk Badonkadonk’ Discovery (108:44-117:34)

• Rod discovers the song (“Worst thing I’ve ever heard”) for the first time—rest of the crew is appalled he didn’t know it ("Game changer!").
• Quote:
  “People do not believe me that I’ve never heard this.” — Rod (117:29)
• Listeners call in and comment on country, pop, and classic rock hits.

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9. Closing Banter & Listener Engagement

• “Know the Show” Quiz: Which celebrity did Rod see at the airport? Winner is Jessica—who was actually with him when it happened.
  • Answer: DeAndre Hopkins (113:42-116:20)
• Mo teases her postponed RV trip plans and homemade bread adventures (97:10–99:34).
• Rod ponders whether people declare “best friends” as adults on National Best Friends Day (103:01–104:05).

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Rod on Gen Z trends: “This is one of those things where Gen Z is just putting a stupid new name on something and they pretend like they invented.” (04:35)
• Mo on pickles-in-wine trend: “Pickle people are wilding in the last five years.” (34:43)
• Rod on Guy Fieri: “I cannot wait to watch Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives because I’m thinking that Guy Fieri eats and swallows; he doesn’t swallow?” (06:39)
• Caller on knife trucks: “He’d ring a bell and you could run out to his truck and get in line to have him sharpen your stuff.” (68:41)
• Rod on ‘Honky Tonk Badonkadonk’: “If you told me this was a Weird Al Yankovic song, I’d believe you!” (117:27)
• Alex, sarcastically: “It’s art, Rod.” (117:59)

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Highlights by Segment – Timestamps

| Time | Segment | Notable Content/Quote | |-----------|--------------------------------------------|---------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:42 | Show Open, Show rundown | “Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey!” | | 03:24 | Local/World News Headlines | Israel/Iran, Houston weather, pickles in wine | | 17:16 | Fresh Out of Bed Head to Head | Adam vs. Sexy James, lively on-air quiz and trash talk | | 26:22 | Fun Facts/Fun Fact Flashback | Nicholas Cage missed movie roles, Singapore Airlines facts | | 39:45 | Rod’s Weekend / “Six Picks” | Fireworks at Kroger, DeAndre Hopkins airport selfie | | 49:06 | Texas Hammer Game | Seether “Fake It” stumps listeners | | 66:31 | Knife Sharpening Truck Nostalgia | Calls pour in—“He’d drive around ringing a bell…” | | 104:07 | Music Debate | “No band has a flawless catalog!” — Led Zeppelin, Queen, etc. | | 108:44 | ‘Honky Tonk Badonkadonk’ Discovery | “This is the dumbest song I’ve ever heard…” |

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Show Structure & Energy

• Tone: Playful, irreverent, fast-paced, hyper-local with open engagement.
• Format: Recurring themed segments (games, trivia, music talk), rotating news/sports blocks, frequent callbacks to in-jokes, pop culture references, and lively call-ins.
• Hosts/Personalities: Rod as the energetic ringmaster; Mo as quick-witted news anchor; Alex as sports-obsessed pop culture foil; Chili as fan-favorite curmudgeon.

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Episode Takeaways – For the Uninitiated

• You’ll laugh, roll your eyes, and maybe learn something random—from why pickles in wine are gross, to the secret world of knife-sharpening trucks.
• Get a genuine slice of Houston personality; from weather, concert news, and Astros updates, to offbeat debates (“Is any band perfect?”).
• Some of the best moments happen when listeners call in with wild stories—from knife guys to math teacher showdowns.
• Rod’s celebrity airport selfie saga with DeAndre Hopkins unites sports, pop culture, and show-family inside jokes—all hallmarks of The Buzz’s community vibe.

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For blog links, games, music debates, and more Rod adventures:
👉 Visit thebuzz.com and check the Rod Ryan Show blog.

Transcript

[A]

Okay, okay. Here we come. Here we come. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Good morning, this is Ed McMahon. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Rod Ryan. All right, wakey wakey, eggs and bakey Rod Ryan show. Checking in on this milk. Let's go everybody. Hope you had a great weekend. Welcome back. We have got a lot of ground to cover this week on the show. Four time hall of famer Sexy James goes for win number four. We'll play that game at 6:20. He had his best game on Friday. I believe we're back giving away tickets to our Buzzaween show. Three days Grace and I prevail. October 25th out at the Woodlands. We'll get your tickets in homeroom on the fun fact Flashb Texas Hammer game for breaking Benjamin Chevelle Tickets, what a show. That's October 10th, the Woodlands. Get you another keyword to [e-mail] to win $2,500. We'll do that straight up at 8 o' clock and then I got a 100 Republic Grill gift card for you closer to around 8:20. One of my favorite restaurants in town. Another key word, 9 o' clock hour. I think today and tomorrow we're gonna get you opportunities to get into the radio music festival. For those tickets go on sale fly leaf tickets on Mo the Show. What do we got here today? 60% chance, some early showers. I think Mo's talking about that a little bit more. Good morning, Mo.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

Welcome back for the weekend. What you got in Houston's headlines?

[B]

You as well. It was a pretty rainy weekend, Rod. Houston is drying out and heating back up. So most of us waking up in the 80s but isolated to spotty showers are moving in. It looks like 40% chance for showers, temps and humidity combined. We've got several days where it's going to feel like 100 degrees, then mostly dry week after today. Low 90s, but only 20% chance for showers for the week ahead. So we'd love to hear that. We're hearing Israel and Iran traded fire early today. Retaliatory strikes threatened to drag the Middle east back into a full scale regional war. Rod. This was the first exchange of fire since the April 8th ceasefire was reached. Iran war warned that the United States would be responsible for any escalation. The Iranian foreign minister said no one believes that Israel would take any action without coordination with the U.S. are you fed up with single life? How about you try practice dating?

[A]

Oh, okay. Just practice dating. Practice talking. Dating is practice.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Like Dating itself is practice, unfortunately.

[C]

Right?

[B]

This is one of those things where Gen Z is just putting a stupid new name on something and they pretend like they invented.

[A]

Some kid just lit me up. Why do you guys hate Gen Z so much?

[B]

Practice dating. Practice dating.

[A]

Alex, what is it?

[B]

It's where, you know, you go out, you get your reps in plenty of casual dates, even with people that aren't your type.

[A]

That's what dating is.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

It's called dating. Dating.

[D]

Going on dates, supposedly.

[B]

It's going to lower the pressure, build the confidence and your conversation skills. Don't treat every first date like it could lead to marriage. Just be open to trying new things.

[A]

That's called dating practice.

[B]

Dating.

[A]

The word practice.

[B]

Thank you. I'm glad I wasn't alone. I was so mad. Guy Fieri in the news. Was he exposed?

[A]

Easy on Guy.

[B]

I was confused about this and I have to go back and watch it. So there's this YouTuber guy called Dr. Spaghetti, which I already hate him because

[D]

he sound like he's a real.

[B]

He spent a lot of time.

[D]

All I like to see is medical.

[B]

I'm sure it's on his wall.

[A]

Sounds legit to me.

[B]

Viewing footage of the celebrity chef and food connoisseur. And he claims that guy never swallows his food.

[A]

I cannot wait to. He's diner.

[D]

I've watched this for like the last two weeks.

[A]

I cannot wait to watch diners drive ins and dives because I'm thinking that Guy Fieri eats and swallows. He doesn't swallow.

[D]

He does. He doesn't. In all the shots. I did a TV class in college and they showed like, how like, everything you watch is, like, not real.

[B]

Right?

[D]

And that was one of the things where it's like a lot of times they take a bite because you got to get the best bite. You get a little bit. It's like in a commercial. You don't ever see, like, the hamburger without the pickles in it. Because I understand that they want to advertise all. All the stuff. So he takes the big bite of the big Chicago dog. Maybe he doesn't have the peppers or whatever in it when he's really eating it. But for the. For the shot, you gotta take the bite so it looks as good as it possibly could.

[A]

You're.

[D]

You're trying to sell food visually and you gotta make it look as pretty as you can.

[A]

I understand all of that, but specifically Guy Fieri, I feel like I've watched enough of him that he takes a bite, he's talking with his Mouth full. Oh, that's gangster. Oh, that's going right to Flavortown too. Blah, blah, blah. And then I guess they cut away and he doesn't swallow.

[D]

He tries everything at a restaurant, usually when he goes there. So you're trying to have the brisket,

[A]

you're trying to have the hot dog,

[D]

trying to have the pizza, you're trying to have all that 800 pounds of food each day.

[A]

But he loves it.

[D]

And I do feel like people have been lied to.

[B]

I'm mad at Dr. Spaghetti. Let's talk about. That's right. Sharon Osborne has some F words for the people saying she's trying to get rich off of her dead husband.

[A]

She already is rich.

[B]

That's what she says. Sharon and Jack released a new podcast. They discussed their AI avatar of Ozzy that's expected to debut in late summer. Jack says it isn't chatgpt with Ozzy's face on it. It's closed. AI they put a database together with all the information that is Ozzy or was written accurately. And they said either they were going to do it or somebody else was. They don'. Okay, those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

All right, take it, Alex.

[D]

Well, the Astros got shut out by the A's yesterday, five to nothing. They did take two of three from the A's over the weekend though, so

[A]

it wasn't a total loss.

[D]

Tonight they'll open up a three game series with the Angels on the road. Spencer Arrighetti will be on the mound for the Stroz going up against the Angels, LA or LA's Grayson Rodriguez. Excuse me. First pitch is at 8:38 and you can listen to it on our sister station sports talk 790. Tonight the Knicks are gonna host the spurs for game three of the NBA Finals. New York is up 20 in that series and a one and a half point favorite for tonight's game.

[A]

Yes, Trump's going to the game.

[D]

Yeah, they canceled all like the fan street rally parties.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Really mad about it. Yeah.

[A]

They gotta do a lot of different like precautions.

[D]

He wanted some goodwill in that city. I feel like him just be like, you know what, I'm out. Have the parties.

[A]

No, he wants to go.

[D]

A lot of people would be.

[A]

He's a big sports fan.

[D]

Happy about that. But yeah, tip off. Tonight's @7. You can watch it on ABC. That is what's going on in sports.

[A]

All right, let's go, let's go. Four hours of pain. Rod Ryan show. Milk Monday edition. Come help me out. See if these phones work. You never know what happened over the weekend. Could have been a Windows update, you know, Probably. Let me know if these phones work. All right. Need a first phone call. 713-212-5945. The most interactive show on the radio starts right now. Okay. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Wakey wakey. Hands off snakey. Nope. Monday. Welcome back from the weekend, everybody. I hope you guys had a great weekend. I was doing some traveling.

[D]

Yeah. How'd it go?

[A]

I'm a Buckeye. What can I say? What can I say?

[B]

Oh, age.

[A]

I'm a Buckeye. I didn't know.

[D]

He wasn't born that way. But he got there as fast as he could.

[A]

Yeah, I guess that's what goes down in Columbus, Ohio. Ohio State.

[D]

Ohio State.

[A]

The Ohio State University.

[D]

I know, but they do spell O not Ohio State because the band doesn't remember that.

[B]

Yeah, I h. And then you cheer.

[D]

I. Oh, I ran University of Ohio.

[A]

I ran into some actual Buckeyes. I got that in my six picks today.

[D]

I can't wait.

[A]

Yeah, I had six picks. Oh wow. I can.

[D]

I've never gone to the website faster.

[A]

I had six picks this weekend, so I know Chili's working on getting those up on the world famous Rob Ryan show blog [e-mail] I got. I missed out on all of that rain. I was getting updates. People were sending me text. I, I guess the real video, the video that I saw that I freaked out the most was Cedar Creek.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Like when I saw the, the, the creek. The creek, yeah. Runs along Cedar Creek. Absolutely full. I mean just right up to the bridge. I mean we've all been there a hundred times. Man, was that some rain, huh? So we got a lot of ground to cover today on the show. Four time hall of famer Sexy James is going for win number four. The fresh out of bed head to head great concert tickets to the winner of that today at 6:20. I mentioned the three days Grace tickets. Those will be in homeroom on the fun fact flashback the Texas Hammer game. Just a little heads up. Wednesday, the Rod Ryan show Cares online store is having its grand opening.

[B]

Oh no.

[A]

And I don't know what's happening yet. I'm just telling you there will be a match day involved. So I'm going to be asking you to go in there and shop on day one. Somehow some way a match day is happening. So I'll just leave it at that. That's this Wednesday. So make plans to do some online shopping today. Most. Most calling it 60% chance of some rain, early showers. Clouds come along with that. Highs today of around 88. What else? I. I guess we're going to continue and it's going to be all month. I heart. Our company is giving away $250,000. If you want a slice of that, a $2,500 slice is coming your way at 8 o'.

[D]

Clock.

[A]

There's a keyword coming up. I had a first phone caller and they went away.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah. Logan, what happened to you?

[D]

I was just.

[A]

Was I talking too much? Really? Already?

[E]

I was talking.

[B]

I was listening.

[A]

That's what they pay me to do. I gotta come in here and talk a little bit. No callers.

[E]

So lonely.

[B]

You said Ohio and they were out.

[A]

I'm not a Buckeye. I'm not.

[B]

You're just joking.

[A]

I was there for.

[D]

It was cosplaying as one.

[A]

I was there for a day and a half. I promise.

[C]

It's now time for the first phone call of the day.

[D]

Shut up.

[A]

That's the. That's the phone line.

[B]

Are so funny.

[A]

There's nobody there. Did they not work? I had a guy. Hey, 713-212-5945. Did we lose our show? Did we lose our show over the weekend? You guys not like us anymore. I'm sorry. I'm not a Buckeye. I promise I'm not a Buckeye.

[B]

Live and local.

[A]

Good morning, Rod Ryan show.

[E]

Hey, Brother Rod is fraternity ball.

[A]

Why do I gotta beg for phone calls?

[E]

What? I.

[A]

What? Why do I gotta beg to have people call me in the morning? Why aren't people just excited to call for no reason? Just to say hi?

[E]

I have no idea. I'm a former Buckeye. I was from Cincy originally.

[A]

That's why you sound like you. I'm not a former. I'm not a Buckeye at all. I just. I was. I was in Columbus, Ohio, for like

[B]

a day and a half hours. Yeah.

[A]

All right. Well, thank you.

[E]

That's a lot of fun.

[A]

All right. I'm glad the phones are working. Thank you. I'm sorry I had to beg for phone calls. Good morning, Rod Ryan show.

[D]

No.

[A]

Okay. Good morning. Yeah. Hi. Who's this? Oh, boy. Kenny. I don't know. Wait. Yeah, I can kind of hear you now. Where are you?

[E]

I'm heading to work.

[A]

I'm in Magnolia. What's it like turning on the radio and then hearing, like, this big radio star and the fourth biggest city in America, like, begging for phone calls on the air? Like, please call me. Like, so Flabbergasted. Right now.

[E]

Honestly, I'm amazed. It's a good, great Monday, I'm gonna

[A]

tell you that right now.

[B]

Thanks for sticking with us.

[A]

Thank you. I mean, nobody was calling for real. And then you guys kind of saved us, so I'm just. I'm glad the phones are working. Kenny, have the best day. Thank you for being there for me.

[E]

All right, you too, guys. Push through and persevere.

[D]

Thank you, dude.

[A]

Thank you. All right, that's good.

[B]

He's our hype man.

[A]

Take a short break. Thank you, guys. On the flip of this break, got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending and then we'll get set up for our game.

[F]

Houston's rock.

[C]

Houston's alternative and home of the Rod ryan Morning Show. 94. 5 the Buzz.

[A]

94. 5 the Buzz. Welcome back, Rod Ryan Show. 6, 2460 chance of rain. Early showers expected today.

[F]

Oh, hey. Hey.

[D]

Sorry, dude. All right, James, settle down.

[A]

First of all, why don't you tell me? I'm excited about the game today. Obviously you can tell, but tell me what's trending?

[D]

All right, well, I'm. I'm excited about trending. Tony Awards. You guys know I'm a big man of the theater. I love theater. A very cultured individual.

[B]

Broadway.

[D]

This was my favorite super bowl last year.

[A]

What was your favorite play this year?

[D]

Giant. From it was the Story of Roald Dahl. John Liscow won best actor.

[A]

Good job.

[D]

I learned that not this morning.

[A]

Good job

[D]

won best musical. That was my pick.

[A]

You should have just left with the first one. Liberation was also best play as well.

[D]

And then Ragtime won best musical revival. I know a lot of you theater heads are very concerned about this.

[A]

You could have just said the Tonys were trending and gotten out.

[D]

Oh, John, my boy John Lithgow won. All right. For Giant, which I thought was was an astute play.

[A]

Pink hosted. I know that. Really? Yeah.

[B]

That's interesting.

[A]

She's on looking at Girls. Lorne Michaels was there, probably.

[D]

What guy looks like Lord Michaels on this picture I'm looking at?

[A]

It's a New York guy. Yeah.

[D]

We're just gonna assume he was there.

[A]

All right.

[D]

Christian Erickson is trending. This was scary. The Danish soccer player collapsed on the field during a World cup training match against Ukraine yesterday. This is the same guy that had the exact same thing happen in 2020 when he was playing for Denmark and the Euros. Not great. They're saying he should be cleared from the hospital or discharged from the hospital later today. But scary stuff. And then NBA Finals is trending, probably will be most of the morning. Knicks spurs are going to play game three tonight in New York City. They've been showing stuff from around. Like the spurs team was at their hotel and they were just getting booed, getting on and off the buses. Yeah, people taking on like, like Wim is 7 foot 5 so you can't really sneakily go sightsee anywhere. But a lot of that stuff that's just training a knife for the bus.

[E]

Good morning, everybody. This is sexy James. Continuing my winning ways. I am your fresh out of bed, head to head three day champion. Two questions, two answers, baby, come get you some. Join me on on milk Monday when

[A]

I make it win number 471-3212, 5945. If you think you can beat him.

[F]

Every day is take your radio station to work day and it kicks off here with the Rod Ryan Show. 6 to 10 on 94. 5 the Buzz.

[A]

94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Welcome back from the weekend, everybody. Hope you had a great weekend. If you get some time, scope out your boys. Six picks. I was out this weekend and I did my six picks, got them to Chili last night. So I haven't been over to links and guests yet. I'm hoping they're up there already for you. Cloudy early showers, 60% chance. Highs today of around 88. Oh, boy, we got a game here. I hope you guys are all awake. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. Listeners, to your corners. All right, Sexy James, good morning.

[E]

Good morning, brother.

[A]

All right, it's Monday morning. We don't need any of that going for with number four. If I remember correctly, Friday you had a really good game, so maybe you're just hitting your stride. Hopefully that weekend didn't like, I don't know, stall you out a little bit. You need a great game today. Welcome back. Adam the cop. Good morning.

[E]

Good morning, brother Rod.

[A]

Well, this guy, all I ever hear from this guy is Chili hates me. Chili hates me. He won't let me. I can't get through. Chili hates me. He doesn't hate you. Now, Adam, why don't you lay a quick resume on us.

[E]

£6 Hall of Fame, one time world champ and I lost game four 30 days ago.

[A]

30 days.

[B]

That's funny.

[A]

Chili hates me. He never lets me play.

[D]

Cop's gonna speed.

[A]

No. All right, I need the game of

[E]

my life today because James has been spot on on this timing.

[A]

James has been great. James. James. Adam. Well, Adam, you got any history with James? Have you guys played each other?

[E]

Nope. First time.

[A]

Ah, Interesting.

[E]

Good. Brothers, first responders.

[A]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[E]

Yeah, that's it.

[A]

Sexy James. Firefighter.

[B]

Oh, geez.

[A]

All right, here we go. Guns.

[E]

Good luck, James.

[A]

Guns and hoses.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Rod the fresh out of bed, head to head. What are they playing for?

[B]

We actually have 311 Dirty Heads tickets on the line. Line this morning.

[A]

Okay. Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Question number one. You're listening for Adam and James. Oh, boy. On Monday, Mo, give me some good questions, please.

[B]

The best.

[A]

Okay. She said she sent me the best. Question number one. Who famously said, I'm melting?

[E]

Adam.

[A]

Adam.

[E]

And be the Wicked Witch of the West?

[A]

The Wicked. Yes, that's the correct answer.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Who famously said I'm melting when a bucket of water was splashed on her? Adam.

[E]

My son just fell in love with that movie.

[A]

How old?

[E]

Five. Five?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You got. You got a five year old to watch the whole wizard of Oz start to finish or no.

[B]

Now.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[E]

They watched it like three times in a row once. I put it on the first time.

[A]

I don't know. I still don't know that. My kids watched it straight through.

[B]

Wicked was really big, you know.

[A]

All right, here we go. Let's go. Sexy James. James, you there?

[B]

Is he there?

[E]

Oh, yeah, I'm here.

[A]

Okay. Okay, James.

[B]

Freaking me out.

[A]

While not a federal holiday, what do we celebrate? Adam,

[E]

what do we saw. I think it's a federal holiday now, but Juneteenth.

[A]

No, Juneteenth is a federal holiday now.

[E]

Yeah, I know which one it is now.

[A]

Sexy James. While not a federal holiday, what do we celebrate on June 14th?

[E]

Mother's Day. No, that's not right either. No. Oh, well, that's what I was thinking,

[A]

but that's 21st Flag Day. Also President Trump's birthday. And that's gonna be when the UFC fight is at the White House and they're expecting rain. Oh, no, there's no roof over that ring, so. Or the octagon.

[B]

Do they fight in the rain?

[A]

I don't know. All right, Flag Day.

[B]

Messy.

[A]

Here we go. Adam and James in the game of blackjack.

[E]

Adam.

[B]

I heard James.

[A]

Yeah, that was James sounding underwater. Go ahead, James.

[E]

21.

[A]

What is the gold number? 21.

[B]

Oh, my.

[A]

All right, James, you got something.

[B]

Yeah. Your phone was underwater.

[A]

You have something really funky happening with your phone. I don't want right now. What's that?

[E]

I moved my truck. Just trying to get better signals.

[A]

Okay. All right, here we Go for the win, Adam. James, let's slow down.

[B]

He's the cop.

[A]

Don't listen to Adam. Adam, you played 30 days ago. Cheese and rice, here we go. James, you there?

[E]

I am here.

[A]

Okay, for the win on the Texas flag.

[E]

James. Adam.

[A]

James, you gotta go for it. You gotta go for it.

[E]

One star. Yep, that's the one.

[A]

No, it's not.

[B]

That is the worst. Mo, I am mad.

[A]

You.

[B]

I actually. What? I forget. What's the question?

[A]

Dirty pirate. Hooker.

[B]

Hooker.

[A]

On the Texas flag, what color is the star?

[B]

White.

[A]

What is wrong with you?

[B]

So bad.

[E]

Okay, I gave James advice to slow it down. He did. I have to get the whole dagger out of here.

[A]

James, I don't know why Mo hates you.

[B]

I do not.

[A]

You're a nice guy.

[B]

30 days.

[E]

I'll be back in 30.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Holy crap. Good game, James. Even Adam thought that was a question. James, we gotta say goodbye.

[E]

Get in the hall so I don't have to play you again. I'll try my best.

[A]

All right, Adam, We gotta deal with you all week now. Hopefully. All right, here we go. Adam is off and running. Six time hall of famer, one time world champ. Victory speech. Coming up next, here's Kings of Leon 94.

[B]

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[A]

45 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Welcome back for the weekend. And just like that, we have a new champion. The fresh out of bed Head to Head chall. Here's your current champion.

[E]

Good morning, everybody. This is Adam the cop. And I'm your fresh out of bed, head to head one day champion. Fresh out of his 30 days out of the ride Ryan jail. Starring James. But no host draggers around here for me. Because out on the top going for the hall of fame for the seventh time this year. This run is going to be it. So join me on Tuesday as I make it win number two, bitches.

[A]

I don't know what his phone was doing during the victory speech. He sounded okay during the game, but then sexy James's phone was being all crazy but didn't really play into the to the match. Adam beat him fair and square. Adam's gonna be tough to beat. You gotta bring your A game. Like he mentioned, he's a, he's a one time world champion. I brought in some fun facts for you guys. Mo sitting on some buzzerween tickets afterwards. It's the fun fact of the day.

[D]

Let's go.

[A]

We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. So glad Captain Cash is here.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Uh oh. Hal and Mama Cash live in the Memorial area. What is the deal with the peacocks walking around? Where do they come from? Why are they just in your neighborhood? That's so weird. I'll go to Hal's house and sometimes you gotta wait to for them across the road. Yeah. Yes, but just in that area.

[G]

There was one house along the bio for many, many years that had all of these peacocks. Yeah, it was Sterling McCall's house. And when they moved, the new people stopped feeding them and so then they just kind of overtook the few neighborhoods that were right along there.

[A]

And they can they, they survived. They live people feed them.

[G]

Okay, yes, but please don't feed them near my yard because they scratch cars and they have large turds.

[A]

Yes, well, boy, I asked the right guy the question here. Professional fun fact number one. Peacocks hunt, kill and eat snakes. Now they only actually eat them if they're super hungry, but they will attack any snake that they come across.

[B]

Will you bring it to my neighborhood?

[G]

They don't need to eat snakes in my neighborhood. They plenty of food.

[A]

Okay, next up. Boy, Nicholas Cage has really made some bad financial decisions in his time, including turning down the role of Shrek. In Shrek, that went to Mike Myers, Neo in the Matrix, that went to Keanu Reeves, Harry in Dumb and Dumber, Jeff Daniels and Aragon in Lord of the Rings. He turned all of those roles down.

[B]

You should have, could have, woulda.

[A]

I don't. Yeah, I don't know. Nicholas Cage, he's on some TV show now. First time doing tv, fun fact. Second time doing a TV show, he was on a pilot that just resurfaced that's on the Internet now. Apparently. It's very funny to watch. Finally, Singapore Airlines. Many of their planes have a special compartment to hold a body if someone dies on their flight. That's neat. What?

[B]

It's a long flight.

[A]

It's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Okay. What are you giving away?

[B]

I have tickets. Buzzaween, which means three days grace. I prevail. And the funeral portrait, October 25th in the woodlands.

[A]

Okay. It's your fun backlash hat. How did the dude who founded the north face die in 2015? 713-212-5945. Little morbid, but still fun fact.

[D]

It's now time for rock out with your stock. Out with Captain Cash.

[A]

Listen, I. I had no idea you knew all that stuff about peacocks. I could talk to you too much. I could talk to you for hours about it, but I can't. I don't have the time. Yes, I would like to find out how we did on Wall street on Friday.

[G]

I'm not sure you want to hear this.

[A]

I know.

[G]

On Friday, the dow was down 695 points. Kick off this morning at 50,866. Nasdaq down 1121 points to 25,709. Benchmark Tinger treasury, that's trading at a 4.55%. And oil stands at 93.85 a barrel. To the most actives, the big studs, Procter and Gamble, Travelers and Coca Cola. The big duds, Cisco, Nvidia and IBM. On the economic calendar this morning. Well, it's all clear right now. Features on the upside. Hang on to this to be a positive opening right here on Wall Street. That's it.

[A]

I'm out here.

[G]

This is Howland, managing director with Raymond James. Porter for the ride Ryan show from Raymond James on St. Philip and Augusta. Don't forget to rock out with your stock out.

[C]

Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates, Inc. A member NYSD as IPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no assurance trans mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation, offer or recommendation to buy or sell any security referred to your end. This program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Young Finance, Houston's

[F]

Rock An Alternative, and the Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am the buzz 94.

[A]

5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. Okay, who we got on the phone here? Hello? Good morning. Anybody? Hello?

[D]

Hello?

[A]

It could be me. I don't want to lose them. Good morning. Good morning. Can you hear me? Oh, all right. I gotta try another line. I'm sorry. Good morning.

[E]

Good morning.

[A]

Hi. What's Your name?

[E]

My name is Matt.

[A]

Matt, welcome in. I couldn't get that other guy on. So you get the. You get the opportunity here. The guy that founded the North Face, he died in 2015. What did he die of? Of hypothermia. Hypothermia? Is that real?

[B]

It doesn't make sense.

[A]

It doesn't make sense.

[B]

I'm gonna have to look further into.

[A]

Yeah, it was a kayaking accident.

[B]

Maybe they have wet here.

[A]

Matt, you won. What are you giving them?

[B]

Buzzerine. Matt, you'll be there October 25th in the Woodlands for three days. Grace, I prevail in the funeral portrait. Everybody else, Ticketmaster.com.

[E]

thank you.

[D]

Thank you.

[E]

I've been trying so hard for those.

[A]

Oh, bro. Thank you. I appreciate you being. All right, Matt. Have a great day. Enjoy that show.

[E]

Thank you.

[A]

Thanks, bro. All right. Take care of him. Let's go. Let's get right into it. Mo, what do you got for Houston's headlines?

[B]

Thanks, Rod. We were holding it down here on the home front. It was pretty rainy weekend. Houston is drying out, heating back up. Most of us woke up in the 80s, but isolated to spotty. Showers are moving in. Looks like 40 to 60% chance for showers no matter where you are. So temperature and humidity combined, we've got several days where it's going to feel like 100 degrees, then mostly dry for the week after today. Low 90s. Only 20% chance for showers. Making headlines across the nation. Ron, I just saw the national news reporting from Bush Airport. A Texas man facing charges for allegedly using a fake boarding pass to get on a United Airlines flight. So court documents show the incident happened last month with a guy was just arrested on Friday. Video shows him talking to a TSA agent, then being escorted to another TSA booth where his picture was taken and he passed through security. Well, according to the criminal complaint, he walked onto a plane, attempted to hide in the restroom before a passenger alerted a flight attendant. The guy is scheduled to be in court this morning for a bail hearing. And security experts are obviously calling out security failures that took place. Place. It was exactly this time last year when the Tick Tock was trending because people were putting jalapenos in their white wine. Do you remember talking about this?

[A]

I remember you talking about it, yeah.

[B]

I'm like, okay, I'd give that a try.

[A]

Did you invent it?

[B]

No.

[A]

You were talking about others doing it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you ever try it?

[B]

No.

[A]

Do you like you. You're spicy, gal.

[B]

I like spicy. I'm not a big wine person, though. Okay, I cannot make this up because today's trendy TikTok phenomenon is people putting pickles in their white wine. Seriously, it's giving dirty martini vibes, which I do appreciate. A dirty martini.

[A]

Ew.

[C]

Seriously?

[A]

That is so gross.

[B]

They're buying those small, small, whole dill pickles. Not the sweet ones, like the salty. And they're freezing them and then slicing them into like, the little coin shapes and then putting them in this vine. Seriously, dude, that is so terrible.

[A]

I know. That sounds disgusting.

[B]

I like pickles.

[A]

Pickle people.

[B]

What? Say it.

[A]

Pickle people are wilding in the last five years.

[B]

You think?

[D]

Just playing on em.

[B]

Jump. Jump on the trench.

[A]

Pickle people are just trying to out pickle infuse.

[D]

We get it.

[A]

They're trying to shoehorn pickles into everything. It's like, it's okay. Enjoy your pickles. Yeah, but don't go putting them on everything and in everything.

[B]

It's a little protein and everything. So why can't I put my pickle in everything?

[A]

Pickle people be wild right now.

[B]

Taylor Swift.

[A]

Simmer down.

[B]

Toy Story 5 song. We talked about it last week. It set new streaming records for country music.

[A]

Is this it?

[D]

Is.

[A]

Is this the Toy Story one?

[D]

Yeah, dude.

[A]

Okay. I'm sorry, I haven't heard it yet. I'm the only one, though.

[D]

I've listened to it 100 times.

[A]

Spotify.

[B]

It's now the most streamed country song in a single day by a female in Spotify history.

[D]

Not beating Shabuzi, though.

[B]

Apple Music. It's the biggest country single of the year so far. And on Amazon Music, I had the largest 24 hour streaming debut for any song globally on the platform.

[A]

Let's talk about the wedding. I don't care about this though. Let's talk about the wedding.

[B]

In other Taylor Swift news, Taylor and Travis wedding. There's been tons of speculation around it. It's looking like it's happening. Madison Square Garden, July 4th weekend.

[A]

Yeah, that's what it's looking like.

[B]

Over a thousand people.

[D]

Is this a decoy wedding?

[B]

I love a decoy wedding.

[D]

I feel like they do it. They have the people they didn't invite to, like the smaller ceremony. They're like, hey, sorry, we're actually in wherever we are, but you guys can watch it on the big screen. And then there's a rat in the party's gonna leak it if this gets out.

[B]

We invite over a thousand people, surely there's gonna be a rat.

[D]

So they have. It's like those, like, NHL, like watching parties where, like Your team's away but you can go to the empty stadium and still watch the game. Like you can go to Madison Square Garden and still watch the wedding.

[A]

Maybe they're rich enough to do that.

[B]

That would make so many people mad. Like fans, friends. Friends showed up and I think that they're trying to make sure that you were going to a wedding.

[A]

Like if Selena Gomez is going, right. She's at the one that the wedding

[B]

is happening at, the real one.

[D]

Yeah. And she's on a plane bus going somewhere that's blacked out.

[A]

But she's going to Madison. She's going to Madison Square Garden on the fourth.

[D]

I think it's Jason Kelsey's the Match

[B]

Theory of a Dead man just announced New Music Part 1 Funeral Songs is the title of their six track EP due out September 4th. The good news is September 4th if you are a Houston fan, it's just a couple days before their Bayou Music

[A]

center concert on the night with seven Dust. Right. That's the one that they I thought was an odd pairing but people said no. They're excited about both bands.

[B]

New Music on the 9th at the Bayou Music Center. But those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Take it Alex.

[D]

The Astros got shut out by the A's yesterday five to nothing. They did take two of three from the A's over the weekend though. Tonight they're gonna open up a three game series. The Angels on the road. Spencer Arrietti will be on the mountain for the Strohs going up against LA's Grayson Rodriguez. First pitches at 8:38 and you can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. Tonight in the NBA, the Knicks host the spurs for game three of the NBA Finals. New York is up 20 in that series and a one and a half point favorite heading into tonight's game. Tip off will be at 7:30. You can watch it on ABC. That is what's going on in sports.

[F]

The Rod ryan Morning Show 6 to

[A]

10am The Buzz 945 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan Show. Welcome to the Seven Spot. If you're carrying over from homeroom. Thank you. If you're just joining us, wakey wakey, eggs and bakey. Don't worry, we got the Texas Hammer game coming up in just a little bit. That's going to be for the breaking Benjamin Chevelle tickets. But if you are just joining us. What the hell? What the hell you want me to just start at 7? If you're not going to be here in the 6 o' clock hour or if you want us to just start the show at 7, hey, I'll do that same. Anybody have a problem starting at 7? If nobody's gonna be around for homeroom,

[B]

there's some people that are mad. We started at six. They want us earlier.

[A]

I know, I know. I met a guy this weekend at the airport, and he's. He's an elevator repairman.

[B]

Oh, goodness. Okay.

[A]

And he's like, man, I start at 5 now, and I'm kind of missing the show. He had been listening for a long, long time. I got to meet him and his family. Family? They were out at a volleyball tournament in Ohio this weekend. We got a 60 chance of some showers, early showers, cloudy skies today. Highs of around 88. What are you talking about in the weather? We're not hitting 100 degrees this week, are we?

[B]

Feels like. So not actually hitting it, but feels like temperatures in the Hondas.

[A]

Well, it's Monday. Who's got six?

[B]

Six. Six.

[A]

I had six pics this weekend.

[B]

How was your weekend?

[A]

O h, I o, yes. Flew into Columbus, Ohio, and then I wasn't. I listen, I. I was the passenger princess this weekend.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

This was more of my girlfriend and her family situation that I got into. I didn't ask a lot of questions. Drove into Columbus, Ohio. Had to drive an hour and 24 minutes to the hotel.

[B]

Okay. Do you know what part of Ohio you were in?

[A]

Miami was in the title? Yeah, Miami. Villex Miami. Oh, Miami. Baba O'Reilly, where was I? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. So six picks. Here we go. Flew into Columbus, Ohio, and wherever I was outside of Columbus, hour and 24 minutes, I just went for a walk, you know, in the hotel room. I need to walk. Girls are getting ready. I'm walking, walking. So I. I walk and I saw a Kroger, and then I was given a short little list of things to buy. So I walked into the Kroger, and as I'm walking in, I saw a sign, and it said, no fireworks discharge within 300ft. I thought that was an odd sign to be on a grocery. At a grocery store. I thought it was a really odd sign, so I took a picture with it. I'm like, this is a weird sign. And then I go in, and I forgot that Ohio rules when it comes to fireworks. They sell fireworks at Kroger. Now. I wanted to buy everything. I wanted to buy everything, and I wanted to discharge them 300ft from the Kroger that I was at. But then I just realized in the area that I was in. There was nowhere to blow off fireworks at all. It was, like this weird area where there was all hotels and. And businesses and shops, so I couldn't blow off. I didn't buy any fireworks, but I wanted to. But I took a picture with fireworks.

[B]

Look at all of them.

[A]

Taco Tuesday is the name of that firework. But, I mean, they had. It was right there. It was America. They had the America T shirts. They're selling the Budweisers. And then the fireworks, they had a whole, like, 250 baby. Like this Kroger in Ohio was celebrating. Okay. So I took a picture with the fireworks and a hat. I was very excited.

[B]

You look very patriotic.

[A]

The reason for the trip was Ms. Brenda's 90th birthday party. It's a friend of Ms. Cat's family. So we. We went to the birthday party, and I was invited back for the 100th. So I didn't. So I didn't make a fool of myself.

[B]

Happy birthday. She look great.

[A]

Yeah. I saw some Ohio State buckeye merch at the airport. They look like chestnuts to me. I don't know what a buckeye is, but I think that is a buckeye.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

That's a buckeye necklace.

[B]

It is.

[A]

Okay. And then I'm standing there, as I'm looking stupid, holding onto a buckeye neck necklace and taking a picture of it, I see a guy standing there, and I'm like, hey, that's DeAndre Hopkins. What? So unbelievably random.

[B]

Just, like, standing there.

[A]

He's standing there. He's by himself. And I'm like, hey, DeAndre, can I get a pic? He's like, sure, man.

[D]

Were people rigging that?

[B]

Yeah. Were people leaving him alone?

[A]

So here's what I did.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I was 99.9% sure that DeAndre Hoppins Hopkins was standing there by himself.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And then I saw a couple of TSI TSA guys go up before me and take a pic, and they took a picture. I'm like, okay, confirmed. Now it's 100%.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I was 99.9.

[D]

You don't want to be, like, the guy that starts the line where you're like, so remember Matt Schultz from. From Cage the Elephant?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

I was. We went to go see them at Bayou Music center back in the day, and it was at Bluefin, that little restaurant?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

And I remember he was contacting. That was like, hey, can I get

[A]

a real fast picture?

[D]

And, like, can we. He's like, yeah, can we go inside real quick?

[A]

I didn't want to take it in front of everybody.

[D]

Totally get it. Yeah. But I was like, if I. I don't want to be the guy that starts it, he. I want one, too.

[A]

Yeah. So I think that's what happened. So after the TSA guys and I went in and I said hi to him real quick. I said, hey, you know, on my way to. To. To Houston. And he said, me, too. I went, oh, interesting. So I just. Real small talk. And I said, hey, where you at with going, what's going on in this upcoming year? He said, I'm a free agent. And I said, are you gonna play again? He goes, I got some great options on the table, but not sure yet. And I said, boy, we'd love to have you back here in Houston. That would be really, really fun, you know, maybe finish off your career here. So he was pretty cool. Just some quick little chit, chatty thing, but completely random. The size of that man's hands.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

No wonder he was so good at football.

[A]

Remember, he was on Sports Science, and they talked about the. The size of his hands. They were like, 22% bigger than the average man his size. And he's already. He's already a pretty big guy. He's got the biggest hands you've ever seen.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the strength, his hand strength, apparently, is, like, unparalleled. So you can see his big old hands. And then I just wound up. I didn't see Vu all weekend, and she didn't. There's me and Voodoo.

[D]

She looks a little upset with you.

[A]

Voodoo again. Every time I take a picture with her, she looks like I kidnapped her. Every

[B]

sweet she is.

[A]

She is not happy. I hadn't seen her all weekend. I wanted to spend some voodoo time. And then look at her. I'm like, I'm so happy. And she looks like I. Like, she's like, help me, please get me away from this crazy person. Six picks. DeAndre Hopkins.

[D]

Solid weekend. That's that. That wins six picks.

[A]

It saved my picks. I had nothing going on. I'm like firework. The Buckeyes.

[D]

Yeah. I don't know.

[A]

I was worried about six picks this weekend for sure. Call now to win the best game in Houston. Who wants it? Okay. If you want to get in the queue Right now, call Chile. 713-212-5945. What are we giving away?

[B]

We have Breaking Benjamin and chevelle tickets. Casual October 10th in the Woodlands.

[A]

All right, you would need to fill up those phone lines right now if you want those Breaking Benjamin Chevelle tickets. 713-212-5945.

[F]

Houston's Rock, Houston's alternative. And the Rod Ryan morning show.

[A]

The buzz 94. Five the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. On this Monday, we're getting set up for the TE Hammer game to give away some great tickets. Mo will be getting into all of that. It's time for trending. But I wanted to mention this. And eternal intern Michelle said that she got a notification that the Wolf Mother show at the House of Loose tonight has been cancelled. So just a little bit of digging and I wish I had more information for you, but the official word is is Wolf Mother. House of Blues Houston has been officially canceled due to. Due to unforeseen circumstances. Any guess is as good as the next.

[B]

Everything's okay.

[A]

Yeah, that's. We're hoping everything's okay. So the event organizer has canceled the event. And the one thing that we have learned over the years is a cancellation means if you bought tickets, you don't need to do anything. Everything's electronic now. Nobody's holding onto a paper ticket get. So you'll just be reimbursed. If you bought your tickets from a second tier market, then third party reseller, I guess that would be good luck trying to get that money back. But it wasn't. It wasn't a sold out show. So I can't imagine somebody going to StubHub to buy tickets. But if you did, you're in trouble. If you won tickets. No harm, no foul. Just don't go to the House of Blues tonight. It's not happening. Canceled, not postponed. Postponed. Postponed means they're gonna come out. Yeah, they're gonna come out with another date. Cancellation means we're just gonna miss out on the show. So with Mo, I'm back, hope everything's okay. It could be anything. And I'm sure it's nothing serious. I'm hoping it's nothing serious. So that's it. No Wolf Mother tonight. Alex, what's trending?

[D]

Taylor Swift is trending. She and Travis Kelce. These wedding plans allegedly got leaked saying that they're going to be having a ceremony at Madison Square Garden on fourth of July weekend. I think it's all a hoax.

[A]

Does that mean. But if. If that got leaked, does that mean there's already a rat?

[D]

I think maybe they're trying to smoke one out and be like, all right, we're gonna feed some info here.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Then if that gets out, we know who said it.

[A]

What if Selena Gomez got the only invitation that said Madison Square goes Garden and now we know that it's at Madison Square Garden. One person.

[B]

Ridiculous.

[D]

This has happened before, man.

[A]

Stuff like this has happened. When you're ready, come and get it.

[D]

Pink is trending. She hosted the Tony Awards last night.

[A]

She's awesome. She should. She should have her own talk show.

[D]

She should always host the Tony's. If you ask me. She did a great job.

[A]

There's kind of nothing she can't do. She really is awesome.

[D]

Yeah, I think she filled in.

[A]

Didn't she fill in for Kelly Clarkson for a while?

[B]

I've never.

[A]

Yeah, one of those shows. She filled in and she was really good. She's a natural.

[D]

And then Texas baseball is trending. The Longhorn swept Oregon in their Austin super regional yesterday to advance the College World Series that will begin this upcoming weekend. That is what's trending on 94. 5.

[A]

Delus got some tickets to give away. Ooh.

[B]

Breaking Benjamin and Chevelle with Kami Kiko and Star Set.

[A]

What a great show.

[B]

October 10th in the woodland.

[A]

Well, this is Jim Adler and it's time to play the Texas Hammer game. Let's go. You know how to play this one

[E]

With Rod Ryan on 94.

[A]

5 the bus.

[E]

I'm waiting.

[A]

Okay, we got the Texas Hammer. He's going to be spitting some lyrics. You're gonna have to tell us the name of the band and the name of the song if you want to win tickets to that great, great show. Evelyn is lucky caller number one. Good morning.

[E]

Good morning.

[A]

Just get it on the. Just be the first person that called. You got through. Hear the clip and just say, rod, that's easy. It's this song and it's by this band. That's it. No one's in your way, Evelyn. Only you can prevent forest fires and only you are standing in your way.

[B]

You got this, girl.

[A]

Of winning these tickets. Okay, ready? You ready?

[B]

This is so very anchor I was going to say. I feel like there's a lot of pressure.

[A]

There's a lot coming at you right now, Evelyn.

[B]

All right, let's go.

[A]

Listen to these lyrics. Tell me the name of the band and the name of the song. You ready?

[B]

Ready.

[A]

Let's do this. You should know that the lies won't hide your flaws. Oh, God, Evelyn, it's so easy.

[B]

You are great.

[A]

It's that easy. Oh, no, Evelyn. Three, two, one. Thought you had it.

[B]

Hi, girl.

[A]

Jason.

[E]

Yes, sir?

[A]

Jason, take a listen to these lyrics. You should know that the lies won't hide your flaws. What's the band? What's the song?

[E]

I Know it. I know it and I'm choking.

[A]

Choke.

[D]

I do.

[A]

Choking McCherson. Oh, no. You get nothing. Good day, sir. Okay. I don't think it's easy at all. Do you think it's easy?

[D]

I know the answer, so.

[A]

Yeah, you know the answer. It's not fair. 713-212-5945. It's a tough one.

[F]

The Rod Ryan show. Built right here in Houston, Texas. Every morning on 94. 5 the bus.

[A]

Okay. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. It's Evan. Evanescence and afterlife. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. We broke the bad news to you. If you didn't get any kind of a email or text alert. The Wolf Mother show has been canceled tonight at the House of Blues. I know we gave away a bunch of tickets and we were all excited about that. It said unforeseen circumstances. The official. Now I'm getting people sending me stuff. Unexpected visa and international travel issues. This is also affecting dates in Austin and Dallas.

[B]

Dallas is supposed to be tomorrow.

[A]

You got it. You gotta get that visa and that. You gotta get the international travel stuff taken care of ahead of time. That's the next rumor mill thing that's happening. But we know that it's definitely not happening.

[E]

So

[A]

Dallas and Austin make you feel better that they're canceled as well? It's not good. None of it's good. If you got some time, check out your guys picks. I had sick pics over the weekend. Ran into a celebrity, a big time celebrity I ran into in the Columbus, Ohio airport.

[B]

You weren't expecting that, were you?

[A]

Not expecting that at all. Not a. Not a large airport. Flying Southwest. He's just like one of us. As a matter of fact.

[B]

Which boarding group was he in?

[A]

He boarded after me. He boarded after.

[B]

On that plane.

[A]

I had like preferred whatever. And then I don't know if he was boarding group one or two, but I can tell you that he was traveling alone. There are no first class seats on Southwest. And we boarded the plane, everybody got settled. It's hot as bombs in there. And they're like, we're gonna have to have everybody leave the plane. Some radio thing is not working. It was a. It was a backup radio. And even though it was the backup radio, you can't take off without it working. So we all had to get off the flight.

[B]

No.

[A]

And this was after I had already said hi to him and taken a picture with him. So then we're all kind of like, what's he doing? He's like trying to stay Back from everybody. He doesn't want to sit around and take pictures with a million people. But then, yeah, he's just hanging out, waiting. And we have to get back on the plane.

[B]

Plane just like the rest.

[A]

Hot as bombs. Oh, and then the best part is my kids started barfing all over the place.

[B]

Rot.

[A]

Barfegs. Barfing. Caught it all in the bag, thank God. But still, turbulence and heat. Barfing. I'm so sorry. I had the barfy kid on the plane. Baby, she's feeling better. This is Dim Adler, and it's time to play the Texas Hammer Game

[E]

with Rod Ryan on 94.

[A]

Five the buck.

[E]

I'm waiting.

[A]

All right, let's go back over to the phones. Yeah. Now, everybody, after you've looked it up, everybody's telling me how easy it is. It's not easy. Good morning, Rot Ryan Show. Is this Thomas?

[E]

Yes, this is Thomas.

[A]

Welcome to the Texas Hammer game. I got some lyrics here to play for you. You should not know that the lies won't hide your flaws. I need the name of the band and the name of the song that's.

[E]

See there. Fake it.

[D]

I believe it's actually pronounced seether.

[B]

I was confused when he said seether.

[A]

Oh, you might be here 10 years, you're gonna go down as the girl that called them seether. Question mark. Yeah, Thomas, you're correct.

[B]

Oh, that's it.

[A]

Now that's.

[D]

You said it.

[A]

Who's to know? Yeah, you're right. You knew it now after Thomas told me the answer. Yeah. Makes it way easier.

[B]

Thomas, we have tickets for you. You've earned them. Breaking Benjamin Chevelle with Cammy Kehoe and star set October 10th in the Woodlands. Ticketmaster.com for anybody else that doesn't want to miss that show.

[E]

Awesome. Thank you all so much. Hey, this is. This is a suck it, Thomas. My wife called in last year week.

[A]

Yes, your wife called on and called you suck it. Yeah, she.

[E]

She. She called in and I told her she wasn't going to get through.

[B]

Oh, I do remember that.

[E]

I've never gotten through. This is my first time.

[A]

Your wife called in to win something and she's like, yeah, my husband said, you're never going to get through. And then Alex goes, suck it, husband.

[B]

Yes. Now he suck at Thomas.

[D]

And now it worked out for everybody.

[A]

All right, Thomas, congratulations. And then. Wait a minute. You told your wife she couldn't get through, so that inspired you to call,

[E]

you know.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

Apparently only I can. But no, I've never gotten through before. Not once.

[A]

This is the first time.

[B]

Lucky first time.

[D]

Oh, it is.

[A]

Good job, dude. All right, let's take a. Give me that lyric again. Thank you, Thomas. You should know that the lies won't hide and your flaws. You should know that the flaws. Oh, yeah, it's easy. It's 94.5 the buzz. Who's. Oh, I totally ejected it. I'm sorry. I double clutched it. You got it. All right, let's try that again. Hey, it's 94.5 the Buzz. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan's show. That's Cer. And thank you to our great friend, Mr. Bill Adler, Jim Adler, for cutting those lines for us and allowing us to play the Texas Hammer game each and every day. For each and every Monday, that is. Now, see there? They're on that sold out stained bill. We gave away tickets all last week. I hope we held back some more tickets and we give you more opportunities. I know people really, really want to get into that show. Well, I hope you're off to a great start to your day. Thank you very much for joining us today. Ms. Chris sends me an email and says, hey, brother Rod, Ms. Chris is a personal shopper. So she's got that big, massive blue albatross that she's pushing through the grocery store. Yeah. I'm assuming that's where the personal shopper is. I'm doing my order right now, and I'm listening to you, and I think these people that I'm shopping for are having white people taco night tomorrow. On their list is Ortega taco sauce. Of course, it made me think of you, and I started laughing. So you think I'm the only one? You think I'm the only one out there? People taco night. We're getting taco shells from the grocery store and ground beef from the grocery store and shredded cheese. So far, those are my three things and Ortega sauce from the grocery store. And I can't wait to sit at my table and sprinkle everything on into my shelves. You guys make fun. You guys make fun of white people taco night. We do or take. It's flying off the shelves. Flying off the shelves. It's in a song. As Chris is shopping for somebody other than me, you know that she's not personally shopping for me. I do my own shopping. I buy my own Ortega sauce. White people taco night tomorrow night. Somebody's getting ready for it. So I'm not alone out there.

[D]

Houston's rocking alternative, the Rod ryan Morning show.

[C]

6 to 10am 945 the buzz 945 the buzz.

[A]

Good morning. Rob Ryan show All American Rejects. Hey, we're coming up on another opportunity for you to get some cash. You're competing against the whole nation here. But I heart us. That's us. I heart we're giving away $250,000 this month and in $2,500 increments. One of those increments is coming up with a keyword that you're gonna have to [e-mail] to win. So go after that money, please. Go after that money. We want you to win. All right? And I think today and tomorrow we still have keywords at 9 to enter to win iHeartradio Music Festival tickets before they go on sale. So there's a lot going on. Don't anything.

[B]

Be a winner.

[A]

Were you thinking of leaving? Mo's about to do her thing. You can't go anywhere. Mo. Hurry up.

[B]

Before they go, I gotta tell you some stuff.

[A]

Houston's headlines, please.

[B]

Good morning.

[A]

Don't leave.

[B]

Pretty rainy weekend. Houston is drying out and heating back up. Most of us woke up in the 80s, but isolated to spotty showers, moving through 40 to 60% chance depending on where you live, temperatures and humidity combined. We've got several days where it's going to feel like 100 degrees, then mostly dry. Week after today, low 90s, but 20% chance for showers for the week ahead. We're hearing that Israel and Iran traded fire early this morning. Retaliatory strikes. Did I nail that?

[A]

I know looking at that on paper is intimidating.

[B]

It is retaliatory. The strikes threatened to drag the Middle east back into a full scale regional war. It's the first exchange of fire since the April 8th ceasefire was reached. And Iran warned that the United States would be responsible for any escalation, saying no one believes that the Israeli regime would take any action without coordination with the United States. So there's that. Are you fed up with single life? Gen Z has the fix.

[A]

I think you have to say going into this story, hey, we're not picking on you. No, we can pick.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

I'm getting some Gen Zers that are upset. They think that we're a bunch of dumb stuff, crusty old efforts that are like picking on their generation. Every day on this show, Gen Z

[B]

singles are treating dating like a workout. And they're calling it practice dating. You gotta get your reps in. You get it. You want plenty of casual dates even with people that aren't your type. And this will lower the pressure. And build your confidence in your conversation skills. Practice dating. I saw you roll your eyes.

[A]

Yep. I'm not rolling my eyes.

[B]

It's one of those Gen Z things where they put a stupid new name on something and pretend like they invented it.

[A]

Okay, you said that, not me.

[B]

I did the old chick on the show [e-mail]. yeah, that's dumb.

[A]

Why are you picking?

[B]

Why do you pick on this generation of dating? Okay, well, they called hot water soup. Remember that? That.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Gen Z.

[A]

Practice dating just sounds like dating.

[D]

That's what it is.

[A]

What we did sounds like dating.

[B]

We dated a lot of people, and

[A]

you date a bunch of different people, and you just see what's out there. But it's now it's called practice dating.

[B]

Practice dating.

[A]

Cool.

[B]

You've been informed.

[A]

Good job, guys.

[B]

Guy Fieri has been exposed. I don't know if I want to talk about this.

[A]

I cannot wait to go home and watch Dinah's drive. Heavens and dies.

[B]

Okay, so there's a YouTuber that calls himself Dr. Spaghetti, which also ticks me off. He spent a lot of time viewing footage of the celebrity chef and food connoisseur guy and claims that guy never swallows his food.

[A]

I don't believe it. I don't believe it. There's no way that I watch the show all the time. It's on the. In the background a lot at our house. There's no way that they're doing these amazing cutaways. I know that he's biting and they're staying with them. He's like, oh, that's gangster. Oh, that's gangster. Oh, that's flavor town.

[D]

That's real.

[A]

That's flavor town. Oh, that's the real deal right there. And he's fist bumping. And then. Is there a cut before he swallows?

[B]

That's what the spaghetti man is.

[A]

Most of the time. This guy's saying that he never swallows.

[B]

Lots of video editing when somebody is

[D]

somebody at home, select clips where, like, he's not wrong in the clips that he's picking, but he's not doing it. Like, it's not the entire episode.

[F]

That is.

[A]

That is he doing it half the time.

[D]

So I think you go in, you do the review, and then your team is like, hey, we're missing these shots. So you reviewed the brisket. We need to get you. We need a better shot of you eating the brisket. So can we do the brisket again? I think you go back and repackage it.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

As this is the first time he's doing it.

[A]

But he swallowed that. That Bond Me sandwich he swallowed.

[B]

Don't you think this would have gotten out? It's evolved. This is ghost shoe.

[D]

This is movie magic. A lot of the stuff you see does this. It's not just Guy Fieri. This guy just picked on Guy Fieri because I don't know why you'd pick on one of the coolest guys ever.

[A]

Maybe we should pick on Dr. Spaghetti over here. Who's the guy?

[B]

Yeah, Dr. Spaghetti.

[A]

Dr. Spaghetti. Who is he?

[D]

In fact? A doctor.

[C]

Never heard of him.

[A]

Who is he?

[D]

Sounds like a quack.

[B]

Be nice to Guy. Sharon Osborne also has some F words for us.

[A]

Wow. Everybody's swearing today. It's Monday.

[B]

Monday.

[D]

Are they British?

[B]

She's mad that people say she's trying to get rich off of AI Aussie. Her and Jack do a podcast and in their most recent episode they discussed the AI avatar of Ozzy that they are debuting later this summer. Jack said it's not chat GPT with Ozzy's face on it. They built a database with all of Ozzy's information. Everything they know is written accurately. It's not some weird stuff. Just be cool guys. Be cool.

[A]

So not a money grab.

[B]

They don't need our money. Quote unquote.

[A]

Sharon's been grabbing money. Ozzy did something called the no More Tours tour in the 90s. Okay. No more Tours was the name of the tour that was a lie in the 90s. And Sharon said, no, no, you're not done. You're never done. As a matter of fact, you're never going to be done. Okay, AI Ozzy.

[B]

You're never going to be done. Yeah. The link to the full podcast is up on our music blog page@the buzz.com but those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

Take it away sports guy.

[D]

The Astros got shut out by the A's yesterday five to nothing. But they did take two of three from the A's over the weekend. Tonight they're going to open up a three game series with the Angels on the road. Spencer Arrighetti will be on the mound for the Strobes going up against LA Grayson Rodriguez. First pitch is at 8:38. You can listen to it on our sister station sports talk. 790 tonight in the NBA, the Knicks are going to host the spurs for game three of the NBA Finals. New York's up two zero in that series and a one and a half point favorite heading into tonight's matchup. Tip off will be at 7:30. You can watch it on ABC. That is what's going on in sports?

[A]

Ozzy Osbourne's no More tours tour was 1992.

[B]

He thought he was done.

[A]

Are you kidding me? Everything's a money grab.

[F]

Rock and alternative for Houston.

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The Rod ryan Morning show, 6 to 10am the buzz 94.

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5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. Collective soul in December. Halfway point of the show, people.

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Thank you.

[A]

If you haven't had a chance yet to check out my six picks, they are available on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog [e-mail] Big Buckeye guy now. Big. If you know me, you know I'm a big buckeye guy now. This is a weekend that changed my life, Alex. We've got clouds, we've got early showers, 60% chance, highs of around 88. I want to share an email with you guys just because I think it's interesting enough, okay? And I'm hoping that it connects with somebody. It does not connect with me in any way, but maybe somebody on the show even. But I'm hoping somebody listening. Maybe it'll ring some sort of a weird bell from when you were a child. Okay. It's just odd enough it comes from Sandy. She says she loves the show and she's. She's been listening almost 20 years after moving to Spring, Texas. She said when I was a kid it was such a big deal when you'd hear the ice cream truck coming down the street. Now everybody can resonate. Everybody has a memory of the ice cream truck coming down the street. Mr. Softy, it was called Mr. Softy in my neighborhood sang a very specific song. I told you that the music was playing. What? My mom tell me when the music was playing that meant they were out of ice cream.

[B]

I forgot.

[A]

Your mom said that real smart. And we believed her. Okay? So, Sandy, when I was a kid, it was such a big deal when you hear the ice cream truck coming down the street, you'd run inside and ask your mom or dad for some money so you could go buy a Bomb Pop or a Creamsicle. This little flashback was something that we were talking about this weekend and it reminded me that there was another truck that would occasionally come through our neighborhood. You ready for this? The knife sharpening truck. You guys are looking at me weird. Nobody's shaking their head going, me too.

[B]

No, we didn't have knives. I thought she was gonna say the schwan schwan man.

[A]

Swan.

[D]

I had swan.

[B]

We had that guy. He delivered frozen frozen dinners.

[A]

But that was something that you ordered, right? Or you just did. You Flag him down.

[B]

I think you could.

[D]

I don't think we ordered it, but I didn't assumed he just drove to the neighborhood.

[A]

The way that Sandy's describing this to me is it sounds like a cutco, a knife sharpening truck would come by the knife sharpening truck. Yep. A guy that would sharpen your knives and scissors, he'd ring a bell and you could run out to his truck and get in line to have him sharpen your stuff.

[D]

Run the scissors and knives.

[B]

That seems like a bad now this

[A]

was in west Texas, so it may not have been common in other parts of the country. Does anyone else remain remember them in their neighborhood? I never heard of this before.

[B]

No, me either.

[A]

Okay. It sounds cool.

[B]

Af well, yeah. Knives always need sharpened.

[A]

I'm not going to lie.

[D]

Neighborhood knives.

[A]

I googled. I googled knife sharpening trucks driving through neighborhoods. Here's my AI overview.

[B]

What'd you find?

[A]

Mobile knife sharpening trucks are nostalgic. Highly appreciated surface services service that function just like ice cream trucks.

[B]

No way.

[A]

Sandy's way. Sandy is nails on this. Instead of frozen treats, they slowly cruise down residential blocks. Ringing a bell like she said. Stopping to sharpen kitchen knives, scissors and gardening tools right on the curb in specialized vans. Never heard of this in my life. This sounds awesome and dangerous, but great. Like what have you.

[D]

Like, what if you're like, no, I was in line first and they're like, nah, I'm like knife.

[B]

Or you hear the bell and you're not fully prepared for the bell to be coming so you have to run and like grab everything and then you trip. Seems dangerous.

[A]

Back to the schwan guy. Yeah. And it was schwann, right?

[D]

Swan C H W. It was yellow, but I feel like white just was like an ice cream. Like it's a frozen truck.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. But I feel like I don't know that that was just flagged them down. I feel like that was an order guy.

[D]

There was like the water truck guy too.

[B]

Oh, there was a water.

[A]

Now I have in my. My neighborhood here, there's guys with a bunch of meat in the back of their truck and frozen and like they're. I've really flagged them down before and

[B]

I bought meat from people different than the tamale lady.

[A]

Well, yeah, this is.

[D]

I mean at the end of bars.

[A]

It's super cheap. It's probably stolen. I'm in. I want the deal.

[B]

You buy it.

[A]

What about the doctors?

[D]

You guys ever the doctors? Drive around in the little truck. Is that how you got your vasectomas they come out with whatever.

[A]

I'm just, I'm throwing it out there.

[D]

So I got vaccinated.

[A]

This is me. This is me, the knife guy flying without a net. Did anybody have a sharpening guy? Guy come driving through ringing a bell and you brought your. Your stuff out there to sharpen in a truck. It sounds.

[D]

You should just buy like.

[A]

It sounds just crazy enough to make sense. It sounds.

[B]

We have a guy at the farmer's market that does it. But you know that you're going there for that. You're not running with knives.

[D]

Yeah, I wouldn't run.

[A]

There's guys in my neighborhood shout out to Serenity Knives. They do some sharpening. It's expensive. It's really expensive to get your knife sharpening.

[B]

Well, you want a good one.

[A]

And they took on some water this weekend too in the Heights. I saw. Yeah, that's it just made me think of them.

[D]

And you just have the knife sharpener

[A]

thing on your, your rack.

[D]

Little circle round thing.

[A]

That's just a little touch up. That's not a real sharpening. That's a touch up to get any little nooks and nicks on it. That's all it is. It is sharpening. But you're talking about that.

[B]

That where you just ring it.

[D]

If you work hard enough, sharpen it like a rasp. Like in hockey. I never. I was a goalie so I didn't really want skates sharpen that often. But I had the little like carver, little like knife sharpener thing.

[B]

And you did it yourself.

[A]

He didn't have a bench grinder?

[E]

No.

[A]

That's what they have in the shop.

[D]

If you do that really sharpens it. And I want to be able to slide left and right. So I didn't want to shrub it too much, but I'd like get the edges good when they were too loose.

[A]

All right.

[D]

When they were too.

[A]

Sandy, you're making me sound like a crazy person so far. Sandy, you're making me sound.

[D]

Did you just take like a spear that.

[A]

You and I are both insane right now. It's a great memory that she unlocked seeing the. The ice cream truck this weekend. She's like, yeah. And people in her circle knew what she was talking about. Now I'm on the radio and everybody's looking at me like I'm nuts. Quick break. When we come back at a rec check, does anybody. Would somebody call in? Maybe somebody can anybody. Can anyone back? Sandy's crazy story about crazy ass sharpening people just going rogue. Driving around a neighborhood 713-212-5945.

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Rock and alternative for Houston.

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The Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am, the Buzz.

[A]

How about you? 94. 5 the Buzz. Welcome back, Rod Ryan show. Okay, I got a couple people that want to call in or that are ready to talk. They have called in and they want to talk about Sandy's email, about the knife sharpening trucks when she was a kid. I'm like, yeah, I say it like that. The knife sharpening trucks that would drive around the neighborhood.

[B]

Question, question.

[A]

I'll get into it. But first, Alex, what's trending?

[D]

The Tonys. Everybody's. Everybody wants to shut up about the Tonys.

[A]

I love a parade.

[D]

I also love parade. And I mean, who. Where do I start? John Lithgow winning his award that he won.

[A]

You're pretty proud of knowing that.

[D]

Yeah, because it was the first one.

[A]

I read that he's mentioned it three times. Like. Like he's leading me to believe that he watched the Tonys last night.

[D]

No, I just knew it was an easy one to pronounce. It was a Lemon Rebales.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

It was called Giant and it was John Lithgow. I know both of those names. Done. It was about Roald Dahl, not the New York Giants, which I initially assumed it was.

[A]

Did Cats win again?

[D]

I don't think that's running anymore.

[A]

Les Miserables.

[D]

No, Les Miserables.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

It's French.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

The Philippines earthquake is trending. There was a 7.8 magnitude quake that left the Philippines pretty damaged, caused some landslides. Right now, as of this moment, 32 people have been confirmed dead. But that's still. Info's coming out on that. And then the NBA Finals, it's all like, New York is just NBA Finals and Trump right now, I feel like. Which kind of. Go ahead. He's gonna get booed, right?

[A]

Yeah, he's gonna get booed. Yeah, of course he will.

[D]

And if he is there and the Knicks lose, it's gonna get bad for him. So that's why it's like you should just recuse yourself, I think, and then have the block party.

[A]

Me.

[D]

Don't make it about me. But I don't know. That's what's training on knife. If I devise.

[A]

All right, Come back with me.

[B]

No knives.

[A]

Come. Come back. Go back in time with me to a simpler time.

[B]

West Texas.

[A]

Yeah. Jim Croce's still alive. And Sandy, problematic name is out in the yard. And she hears a bell. It's a truck. It's not the ice cream man. It's the knife sharpening truck. It's the knife sharpening truck. A guy that would sharpen your knives and scissors, he'd ring a bell, and you could run out to his truck and get. And get in line to have him sharpen your stuff. So she was in west Texas. She says, does anybody remember this? Phone lines are ringing. Whether you're, whether you're calling us all nuts here, I don't know. Elizabeth, good morning.

[D]

Hi.

[B]

I have a story.

[A]

Please, I want to hear it.

[B]

Okay. So I don't have this memory, but my kids will. Because when we were living in the suburbs of Chicago, there was a man who would ride around on a cart, not a truck, and he would sharpen knives. And the way you would know he was on your corner was with the bell. Sandy remembers. But also the advent of Facebook neighborhood group would say what corner he was on.

[A]

Somebody's driving around sharpening knives. What other personal services were offered by people just crazily driving around with the bell?

[D]

Did they clean your gun?

[A]

It's so specific. That's what kind of makes it humorous because it's such a specific, like, thing to do. But everybody needs it is.

[B]

And the kids would race out. The kids would race out.

[A]

I love it. Thank you.

[D]

With knives and scissors.

[B]

Well, they'd race out to watch him do.

[D]

Seems bad to run out to the knife guy. We were always taught against that.

[A]

It'd be very exciting. I, I agree. If I did not grow up like this. Ray, good morning.

[E]

Morning.

[A]

Knife sharpening locally in your neighborhood, Guy ringing a bell, anything?

[E]

Yeah, yeah. Growing up back in the 70s at North Houston, just be a guy. I assume truck come by. And then later on during the week or sometimes you'll see a guy like once a week come down, down the road ringing a bell with a little sign on the side of his truck, the knife sharpening.

[A]

Do you remember ever using him?

[E]

No, I don't remember us ever using them. Yeah, but I remember seeing them go down the road, and I've seen my neighbors use them, but I don't remember my parents ever using them.

[A]

Yeah, that would have been the same in my neighborhood if the bell was ringing. That means he's done sharpening for the day. Thank you, Ray. I appreciate it. I got about 15 emails all talking about knife sharpening.

[D]

Is anybody. Like my dad used to say, son, we. We sharpen our own knives.

[A]

Like, man, Dan, Dan does this for a living. He's like, good morning, Rod. I work for the largest cutlery service in America. I've been doing it for over 30 years. The mobile knife sharpening you're talking about was definitely a thing about 30 years ago. My company does all the sharpening in a sharpening center now and then. Like, we used to get our knives sharpened at the restaurant, and the service would come and they drop them off. You had, like, two sets of knives

[B]

and they would bring one in, the B1.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. And you would constantly be rotating.

[D]

That makes sense because, like, you deal

[A]

with that all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

Like, what is, like, the wait time? Does he have one little stone that he's grinding stuff down on? I have a lot of questions with this.

[B]

Right?

[D]

Like, you're. Is there a different one for scissors? Is there a different one for knives? There's there three guys in that van. Is it just one dude? Does it take 10 minutes to get done?

[A]

Were you ever, like, 15, 20 people deep?

[D]

Yeah. Like, what is it going to be like? Sorry, you're probably not going to make it. He's got. He's got to go.

[A]

Ray. Ray says, hey, brother Rod. I grew up in north Houston. There was a guy who did sharpen knives. He'd roll through the neighborhood, and everybody just like Sandy sang the bell. There was ringing a bell.

[B]

You just knew.

[A]

Sandy's not crazy.

[B]

Bring it back.

[A]

Sandy, you're awesome. Thank you. I didn't know about this.

[D]

Dangerous.

[A]

I didn't know about it.

[D]

So dangerous.

[A]

That's a cool old memory. I. I can only imagine emails are going to be rolling in all day today. Now, after people listening to the podcast,

[D]

could anybody, like, not go play? Because he's like, I gotta go out and get my mom's knife sharpened. Yeah, sorry. I'll come play baseball in a little bit. Number nine in line.

[A]

You heard me mention the Republic Grill earlier today on the show, and I tell you, you're nuts if you haven't tried this place yet. This restaurant is so great. I've got 100 gift cards to give away.

[B]

Wait, that's so kind.

[A]

Yeah, I got 100. I've got a 100 gift card.

[B]

The sharpest knives ever in all the land.

[A]

You know what? That nut job Terry is probably back there sharpening him right now. The owner, he's a nut. I wouldn't be surprised that Terry McBurney is there sharpening the knives this morning. All right, if you want to go try this amazing restaurant, Republic Grill, I got a 100 gift card for caller number 10. 713-212-5945. Your system of a down on the buzz 94. 5. The buzz mo, you awake now? Did that wake you up?

[B]

I've never heard that before.

[A]

I felt that you needed a little. I didn't see if you were drinking an energy drink or anything, so I

[D]

figured you needed a little.

[B]

Little pick me up this morning system

[A]

of a down to wake you up.

[B]

Thank you for that.

[A]

Ah, good morning, everyone. Thank you for hanging out with us on this MILF Monday. That is our number one blog page today. My six picks. Not number one, but we'll see if we can do something about that. A guy that grew up in Australia said that they did this with the knives.

[D]

That's not a knife. Yeah, that's a knife.

[B]

They carry their knives every day, right. In Australia. Australia, you have to Crocodile Dundee. Yeah.

[A]

In their boot.

[D]

Yeah, they probably have a backup knife. And like their.

[A]

Go to knife listener, Alex, he goes. I've been in the Houston area for about 10 years. Been listening ever since I moved here originally from Sydney, Australia. When I was a kid, we had a sharpening guy who would drive through our neighborhood just like you described. On top of knives and scissors, they would also sharpen gardening equipment like hedge trimmers and lawnmower blades. Etc. Just thought you might be interested. I am interested in that, Alex. That's the kind of thing that I'm interested in. That's a perfect email today. I don't know why that's. It's. I just feel like there's somebody out there, like Sandra or Sandy that sent me that email. Like, it just unlocked, like, oh, my God. I forgot about the knife guy when

[D]

I was a kid.

[A]

And I'm. I'm upset that we never had a knife guy in my neighborhood.

[B]

Thanks for letting us know, though.

[A]

North town of Wanda. So sheltered. I got a great gift card to give away. Good morning, Rod Ryan show.

[E]

It's brother Rod. It's Reagan. Food Bank. Reagan, how you doing?

[A]

Hey, Reagan, you're calling number 10, too, bro.

[E]

I've called probably 10,000 times in 18 years and have never won, and this is the first time. Winner. Yeah, that's awesome. It's a great place, too. We. We've taken some work lunches there, and I'm going to use this to take my dad for Father's Day there.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. I got to start working that into my. My live spot because I forgot Father's Day. This is the perfect place to take Dads Republic Grill. You got a 100 gift card, dude. And you know how great it is already, so I don't got to sell you on it. It's Amazing.

[E]

Hey, and my wife's grandparents were traveling blade sharpeners back in the 60s and 70s where they, they were like nomadic. They went all the way up to Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma. She tells me stories about how her mom and. And stuff would. Would travel with her parents to sharpen blades.

[B]

So traveling.

[E]

Yep.

[B]

Makes it sound like they drove in a covered wagon or something.

[A]

Yes, that's what it sounds like. All right, Reagan, congratulations. I'm so glad you won today, dude.

[E]

Thanks, brother. All right, y' all take care.

[F]

Alex, your commute found its soundtrack. Rod Ryan, mornings 6 to 10 on 94. 5 the Buzz.

[D]

Buzz.

[A]

94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Sublime Ensenada, Rod Ryan show on this Milk Monday. Thank you for hanging out with us today. I did have six picks over the weekend. Got an email here about my six picks.

[B]

Wait, what do you mean?

[A]

Jingle Blake with the six pick song. Thank you. Oh, it's Melissa. Oh, no, it's a knife sharpening email. It's all knife. It's all knife sharpening emails that are coming in right now. I knew we were going to hit on something with that. Oh, Melissa, here we go, brother. Rod, just for clarification, you met Chili's all time hero hero and you did not FaceTime him while standing there chit chatting with DeAndre Hopkins. Where's the love? To my knowledge, that is not Chili's all time favorite Texan. She may be confusing him with Andre Johnson.

[C]

That's what I think.

[D]

I'm even his favorite Texans wide receiver.

[A]

I think she's confusing him with Andre Johnson. If Andre Johnson was there, I probably would have called Chile. Chile. Am I right on that? Yeah, it's.

[H]

I appreciate Melissa, though.

[B]

It.

[H]

It is Andre Johnson.

[A]

Right.

[H]

But you, but DeAndre Hopkins is also one of my favorite ones. But not the old time.

[A]

Right, right, right. I know he's one of your favorites and I knew that when I met him. He's in my six picks this week and I just ran into him. But why are you okay with him leaving? Because it wasn't his fault.

[H]

He never left. Crappy Bill o' Brien got rid of him.

[A]

That's right.

[H]

He traded him for that. For a watchtop running back that only played like two games.

[A]

So Chili has a hard time with anybody leaving. Now your all time favorite Texan did play for the ball. For the class.

[H]

No, another. Another one that was pushed out by Bill o'. Brien.

[A]

Okay.

[H]

He, when he came. When Bill o' Brien came here, he said, said just to let you know, you're not the Number one receiver anymore.

[A]

Okay.

[H]

I'm giving all the balls. All the passes are going to be thrown to the Andre Hopkins.

[A]

Okay. Now you were mad when J.J. watt left.

[H]

Oh, cuz he's a quitter.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, so there's that. So why he asked to leave?

[H]

He said he went up to the ownership and said, hey, can you leave me out of my contract so I

[A]

can go to a team that's going to win?

[D]

Yeah.

[H]

And then he went to. And then he went to where all careers go to die. Arizona Cars.

[A]

He must have thought they were going to win something when he got.

[H]

And then that, that was a money grab for him cuz they gave him like 28 million guarantee for like two years or something like that.

[A]

How can you possibly be mad at somebody going to grab that kind of cash?

[H]

Well, because he was still on the contract and he said, hey, I want to. I want out, cuz. Yeah, but remember that was the same season he walked up to. To massage parlor dude and said, hey, I'm sorry we wasted another year of your career.

[A]

Oh, sorry. Wasted one of your years, man. Yeah. I'm also gonna ask out Deshaun Watson.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[H]

So him saying that kind of was like, all right, I don't want to be here either.

[A]

Gotcha.

[H]

And that's why I had the issue with J.J. watt.

[A]

But all time favorite Texan, Andre Johnson. Yes, but the goat. But DeAndre is, is up there on the list.

[H]

Oh, yeah, no, he's. He's one of my favorites. I, I never had nothing against him.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're not mad at Rob though, either, are you?

[H]

I don't, no. Well, I'm always mad at Rod. That's a given.

[A]

I. I ran into DeAndre Hopkins and I got a picture and that's. I was really worried about six picks this weekend. I'm like, I got a question for you though. Yeah, anything.

[H]

At any point that you, you try to persuade some to see. Like, hey, the Bills reached out to you.

[A]

I didn't, no, no. When I saw him, because he told me he was on the same flight to Houston, that's when I started needling him just a little bit. I'm like, well, dude, what are your options this year? What's going on? He goes, I'm a free agent. And I said, okay. And I said, do you want to play? He goes, yeah, and I've got some great options. And I said, well, listen, I don't

[H]

think he would ever come to Houston again.

[A]

I said, I, I know everybody would love to see you finish off your career.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I hope I wasn't overstepping my bounds by saying he was, you know, ready but in the checkout lane. But I said, I think everybody would love seeing you finish off your career here in Texas. And he just goes, yeah, that'd be cool.

[H]

Yeah. I don't think he would come to Houston just because the way that they let him out that, that they got rid of him.

[A]

It's totally different, people. Yeah.

[H]

Still though, it was like the organization had got the final say though I'm saying, nope, nope, we're not getting rid of him.

[A]

Well, I think he was just kind of being PC when he answered that way.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. But he said he still. But he said he still wanted to play.

[B]

Talking to me.

[A]

Rod Ryan, enough with your Giants.

[D]

He could go there.

[A]

You got enough over there.

[D]

But what if he goes there?

[H]

I mean, he might.

[D]

But what if you can't have too many receivers.

[H]

You wouldn't need them because Odell is gonna suck.

[D]

Maybe, but then we'd have backup plan.

[A]

Him and Odell in the same room. I don't think it would work. All right, check out six picks of the world famous Rod Ryan show blog page.

[C]

The Buzz.

[F]

Rock and alternative for Houston.

[C]

The Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am all right, here we come.

[A]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Welcome back for the weekend, everybody. Lots of stuff for you to look at. Food blog page today. Crazy criminals. Three things you must see. My six picks looking at girls, MILF Monday. That's all just sitting there. I mean, don't let Joe's going to think that he did all that for nothing. Make sure you go and you check that stuff out on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog page@the buzz.com here's Mo one final time with Houston's headlines.

[B]

It rained this weekend. Broad.

[A]

Yeah, I saw that.

[B]

We're drying out and heating back up. Most of us woke up in the 80s. It looks like we're going to have several days where it feels like 100. No matter where you live, you're going to see a little bit of rain today. I see 40 to 60% chance for showers, but mostly dry after today. Okay, low 90s. Only 20% chance of showers for the rest of your week. Like the shot of that making headlines across the nation. Bush Airport, Texas. Man facing criminal charges for allegedly using a fake boarding pass to get on a United Airlines flight.

[A]

Light.

[B]

Court documents show the incident happened last month. The guy was arrested on Friday. There's video of him talking to a TSA agent. Then he got escorted to another booth where they took his picture and he went through security. According to the criminal complaint, he walked onto an airplane, attempted to hide in the restroom before another passenger alerted a flight attendant. The guy scheduled to be in court this morning in Harris county for his bail hearing ring. But security experts all over calling out the security failures that took place.

[A]

Just an observation.

[B]

Yes, please.

[A]

I don't know how any of this stuff works. I was just at the airport. Was it hobby? It doesn't seem like it's done. Like, I kind of thought that all the work that was being done was to get ready for the World Cup.

[B]

Oh, yes.

[A]

World Cup's next week.

[B]

It is like it.

[A]

The stuff that I was looking at at again, I don't know. I don't know if that's. I mean, I'm sure repairs and things needed to be done. It just doesn't seem like it's World cup ready. I don't know what it's like at the big airport, but I heard it's still kind of crazy out there.

[B]

I've been seeing news reports about that.

[A]

It just doesn't seem ready.

[B]

Not quite ready.

[A]

Yeah, but that was just my observation. It's here, it's next week. What else?

[B]

Exactly. Exactly. This time last year I told you about jalapenos and white wine. You remember that one?

[A]

Yeah, I do. That was crazy.

[B]

And here I am bringing you the next trendy TikTok phenomenon. Putting pickles in white wine. Exactly one year later.

[A]

Are you bragging on. Are you like bagging on Gen Z again?

[B]

I would never.

[A]

This is you. This is millennials doing this.

[B]

I like pickles.

[A]

Notice she's not saying no. It's not not us.

[B]

I like it's not not us. I like a dirty martini. So like the olivey, but pickles in your wine.

[A]

It started with that mother loving pickleback with the Jameson shots.

[B]

I remember doing those.

[A]

And then you guys.

[B]

Those are delicious.

[A]

And then I said, you guys, why me? You started jamming pickles into everything.

[B]

I'm here for it. Most everything. I think I like wine and pickles. I don't want that. I don't.

[A]

It's disgusting.

[B]

Pickles are great.

[A]

Maybe in a Bloody Mary.

[B]

That's where they belong. Yeah, you're right.

[A]

Not wine.

[B]

And with Jameson.

[A]

No.

[B]

Taylor Swift's Toy Story 5 song has been setting some new streaming records for country music on Spotify. It's now the most streamed country song in a single day by a female in Spotify history.

[A]

Now listen, I Always feel like you got. Your industry friends are listening. You just air gagged. Like nobody heard that on the radio. But I saw you air gag.

[B]

I'm trying to be polite.

[A]

Do you not like this song?

[B]

It's fine.

[A]

No, I want some honesty out of you. I want honesty.

[D]

This is a country song.

[A]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[D]

This is a country song.

[A]

This isn't country enough for you?

[B]

I mean, I'm not the judge of what is and what's not country. Mad that this is breaking country music records.

[D]

Background.

[A]

You're the judge on this show.

[B]

This is not. I don't want.

[D]

This is not country.

[A]

This isn't country. This shouldn't be breaking country records.

[B]

Taylor Swift doesn't want to be country.

[A]

Was Beyonce's record a country record?

[D]

Yeah, it was.

[A]

I'm. You want to get in trouble? Go.

[B]

I gotta go. Other Taylor Swift news. It has been being reported that Taylor and Travis's wedding is going to be taking place at Madison Square Garden over the Fourth of July weekend. They've invited over a thousand people.

[A]

Alex thinks that's a misdirect.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

He thinks that that is just to throw people off the scent of the real locale.

[D]

Yeah, I'm here for everybody there. Paparazzi is going to be all at Madison Square Garden and then boom. Actually, we're in the Caymans.

[A]

There would be cheaper places to rent I out if you weren't really doing it there.

[D]

Not if you're Taylor Swift. Zillion dollars.

[A]

Really? Like Madison Square Garden?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

You're gonna reserve that place just as a phony location.

[D]

If you have all the money in the world, you could just do it.

[B]

And you care about privacy. Like that's one of her top things, right?

[A]

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Madison Square Garden would be the least private wedding ever.

[D]

I don't know. Do you see Mr. Deeds? Remember he got to have Winona Ryder out there. Dinner for themselves. That was pretty private.

[A]

All right.

[B]

And then, last but not least, let's talk about Theory of a Dead Man. They just announced new music part one. Funeral Songs is what they're calling their six track EP, due out September 4th. That release date, September 4th, is perfect for Houston fans because they have a concert at Bayou Music center on the 9th. So you have just plenty of days to get ready. Eddie, those are Houston's headlines.

[A]

All right, sports guy, what you got?

[D]

Well, the Astros got shut out last night by the A's. It was five nothing. They did take two of three from the A's. Over the weekend though, tonight they're gonna open up a three game series with the Angels on the road. Spencer Ericetti will be on the mound for the Strobes going up against LA's Grayson Rodriguez. First pitch is at 8:38 and you can listen to it on our sister station Sports Talk 790. In the NBA tonight, the Knicks are gonna host host the spurs for Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Some are saying it might even be a dress rehearsal for the potential Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift wedding because it's at Madison Square Garden. Knicks are up two zero in that series and one and a half point favorites heading into tonight's matchup. Tip off is at 7:30. You can watch it on ABC. That is what's going on in sports.

[A]

That'd be funny if like in the back they'd say this is for the wedding, don't touch.

[D]

They just have like a blast out party. Like the stadium. Yeah, we're keeping all the decor.

[A]

This whole sectioned off area. This is for Travis's wedding. Don't look over here, look away. 94. 5 the buzz Good morning Rob Ryan show. It's the Killers and somebody told me. And just like that we're in the 9 o' clock hour. Hopefully you caught that key word that you're now probably working on [e-mail] to win those iHeartRadio music festival tickets. Today's the last day for that. You have the times. I, I, I had them written down last week. I don't. Yeah, you still had that in front of you. The Radio Music Fest, it's today and it's tomorrow. The key word. We do it at 9 so I know we're locked in tomorrow at 9 o' clock but then that's it. It goes away.

[B]

1pm and 6pm are the other times.

[A]

Very good. Thank you. We'll continue with the other keyword. That's where you, you're trying to get your slice of the $250,000 that our company iHeartRadio is giving away in the month leading up to July 4th, which is pretty badass. So we did that at 8. You have the times for that?

[B]

8am, 11am, 2pm and 5pm that's why she's here, organized.

[A]

She doesn't know who System of a Down is, but she knows the times that we're given

[B]

and you better believe it.

[A]

Some guy said how could she not know System of a Down I go I, well I, we hired Mo knowing that she didn't know any of our music. It didn't bother me at all. People are still a little blown away

[D]

by that kind of a bit.

[A]

I'm like, you have to.

[B]

It's a thing now.

[A]

I go, the only thing I need is you gotta be cool. Like, you have to be cool. We gotta spend four.

[B]

We.

[A]

Now we gotta spend four hours with this person. And we said, not the best start. And I did.

[B]

At least you can be an honest now.

[A]

And I looked you in the eye and I said, are you cool? You go, I'm cool. I go, better not lie to me. I go, do not lie to me. If you're not cool, tell me and just get out of here. She goes, oh, I'm so cool. You're gonna love me.

[B]

I would never.

[A]

You're gonna love me. I'm gonna make you guys food and bread every day this morning. That's why we hide fresh love. All right.

[D]

See? Forgiven.

[A]

Did you bake? Yeah, this weekend.

[B]

I was home this weekend. Well, kind of, but.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I made fresh bread.

[D]

What you make? What kind of bread?

[B]

Oh, so just regular sandwich?

[D]

Well, I don't know.

[A]

You always have like a theme like sandwich bread. Hang on, cuz. You shared with me something in private.

[B]

What?

[A]

That we didn't talk about on the radio.

[B]

What are you talking about?

[A]

Why you say you were home this weekend.

[B]

I was kind of home this weekend.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Cuz it rained.

[A]

Okay, can I share?

[B]

Yes, please.

[A]

She told me. She. I don't. I don't think you were in here.

[D]

Tell me anything.

[B]

You just.

[A]

You just weren't in here. She goes, oh, my God. I convinced my husband that we were going to get an RV and go drive around for a weekend.

[B]

I was so excited. I can't even tell you what I had to do to him to make him decide to do that.

[A]

It didn't happen because of the rain.

[D]

Lucky guy.

[A]

You were. I go, do you know anything about driving an rv? She like, no. I go, what about, like, dream? What about, like, hooking up things?

[B]

That's like a husband problem.

[D]

Let's figure it out on the way. Dude.

[A]

Attachments.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Gosh. So we just had to postpone because I didn't want to go anywhere. It was like, raining all weekend.

[A]

Okay, so you didn't do it?

[B]

No, but it's. It's gonna happen.

[A]

So you guys are just gonna go for a weekend in an rv?

[B]

An rv? Rent one.

[A]

The guys over at Ron Hoover said they would give me one for a weekend. I'm just like, I don't know if I can handle it.

[B]

You want to come with us. Rod.

[A]

It's just, it's.

[B]

Where should we go? Alex is a camper.

[D]

Like Road rules.

[A]

I have a very romantic view. View of someday. Like being done with this job.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then getting an rv. Yes. And that. You know, I got London, but summers just driving around.

[B]

Same.

[A]

So I had this row. I have this unbelievable romantic vision of this. Like how great it would be and how much fun it would be. And then two seconds later I realize how much I hate to drive. I can't stand it.

[B]

Oh, I like to drive.

[A]

I hate it. No, stop.

[D]

I wouldn't be driving.

[A]

Stop, stop.

[B]

It's true.

[A]

One thing I do know about you, you're passenger princess.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So you say you love to drive. You're not driving.

[B]

No, you. Both of us.

[A]

I have a husband sitting there on your tablet completely separated from all the things that are happening.

[B]

I am playing flight attendant the entire time.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Let's be real.

[A]

Fair enough. Okay. I was expecting some adventure stories today.

[B]

I'm so devastated from you and the rv. It's going to have to come another weekend.

[A]

I can't wait. Wait. You gotta. You've got to take six pics that weekend. Cuz I want to see how miserable

[D]

you try and dump six pics on that. That's what you're doing.

[B]

It's like you're like Ohio, Mo RV trip, Ohio.

[A]

I want to see you dunking your tea bag in the gray water like you couldn't tell the difference.

[B]

I don't know what that means.

[A]

You don't know what that is?

[D]

It's like the gray water tank. Yeah. Drain that.

[B]

I'm not.

[D]

Dan Matthew's band will do it over the Chicago river.

[A]

Yeah. They have an anniversary every year for that.

[D]

Yeah. They released the poop water and it went all over the river and there was a boat below.

[A]

All right, here we are. Mo's got fly leaf tickets for you on Mo, the show that's coming up at around 9:50. But after the break, Alex has his AOL to share with us. So don't go anywhere.

[F]

Houston's rock. Houston's alternative all day and the Rod ryan Morning show.

[C]

94. 5 the buzz.

[A]

94. 5 the buzz.

[D]

What's that face?

[A]

Good morning, Rod Ryan's show.

[D]

You not a Chicharito fan?

[B]

He's a professional athlete. He played for one of Alex's teams.

[D]

I just learned live in West Ham.

[A]

That guy that was just doing that. That podcast.

[D]

The first Mexican born player to ever play for Manchester United. Fun fact.

[A]

I'll know all about him by the end of the week, that thing's going to play 6,000 times.

[D]

Yeah, that's true.

[A]

Good morning. Rob Ryan's show on this Milk Monday online, it's Alex online 94. 5 the Muzz. Okay, what you doing today?

[D]

All right, today's AOL. You're gonna try to find the hidden word in all of these puzzles. I think they're rebus. Puzzles. Puzzles.

[B]

Rebus.

[D]

Rebus. So man over sword board would be man overboard.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I see it. Oh, there's a line.

[D]

What about knee? And then three light emojis beneath it. What would that be?

[B]

Light. Let there be knees.

[A]

There's a knee like a knee.

[D]

Neon lights.

[A]

Neon lights. Wow.

[B]

Alex.

[D]

See?

[A]

Oh my God.

[D]

This is a smart guy. I like that. All right, go check it out. See if you can find the hidden word and all of these word puzzles at the world's famous world Rod ryan Show, the buzz.com

[F]

Houston mornings don't play nice, but we do the Rod ryan show on 94. Five the buzz.

[A]

Here we come. 94. Five the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Ten years with conquer, divide and the optimist Rob Ryan. Ch jump hanging out of those fly leaf tickets. July 25th, Bayou Music center will have tickets for you on Mo the show. One more reminder. I think most of you know if you bought tickets to Wolf Mother tonight, you probably have already received a notification that the show has been canceled. We've heard that there were visa issues maybe getting into the US this is affecting the Dallas and the Austin show shows as well. But for sure, Tonight show is canceled. If you purchase tickets, then they say you will just be refunded and then boom, it'll just, you know, everything's done via the phone and you'll just get your money back. But don't show up at the House of Blues tonight. It's not happening. Okay? Canceled means it's not being rescheduled and it's not, you know, it's the difference between canceled and postponed. All right, I think we're back past the showers, which is good. Woohoo. Which is good. Highs today of around 88. You said it's going to get warm this week.

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Feels like a hundred.

[A]

Today is National Best Friends Day. Do you tell somebody they're your best

[D]

friend or is it that every day,

[A]

is it understood y' all wear bracelets here? Twins. Your brothers friend.

[D]

You be best friends with your brother.

[A]

Best friend. You are best friends with your brother.

[D]

Both of

[A]

do you tell him that or it's just implied that you're best friends or just you wander through life wondering if you are that person's best friend.

[B]

I think the wandering is kind of real. It doesn't really come up like past childhood, obviously. You know, you wear the necklaces, one half the heart, the other half the heart. That's, like, pretty aware. But then when you get married, that's when it comes up.

[A]

The dude version was sharing a candy cigarette. You break it in half and give it to your buddy.

[D]

We did that with real cigarettes.

[A]

Yo, do want a drag? All right. National best friends day. This is Queen, by the way.

[D]

You ever heard of him?

[A]

No. Queen.

[B]

I've heard of Queen.

[A]

The song is called you're my best friend.

[B]

I know this song.

[A]

That's the name of the song.

[D]

Frederick Mercury.

[A]

So according to an online poll. You can keep this rolling, Alex. They put about. I don't think this is true of any artist, but this is one of those ranker.com things. People are naming artists that have supposedly achieved the feat of no bad songs. Queen is the number one vote getter. The band that they say has pitched a perfect game. They have never put out a clunker. They have never put out a bad song. Song. I don't believe that of any artist. The Beatles are in at number two.

[D]

Beatles have definitely put out some weird stuff.

[A]

Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. That song's a. That song's a wreck. Don't tell me. It's genius. It's terrible.

[D]

Okay. This is an unachievable goal, everybody. Eventually, if you keep putting out stuff, it's gonna be bad.

[A]

Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we do it in the road? So stupid. They Beatles have put out bad songs.

[D]

I am the walrus was interesting, but was it a good song?

[A]

That is genius.

[D]

Is it?

[A]

Queen is the number one vote getter of people saying that they have never, ever put out a bad song. Beatles in it too. Zeppelin at three, Elton John at four, Johnny Cash at five.

[D]

Johnny Cash has absolutely put out bad stuff. That's not even up for debate.

[A]

I've been everywhere, man.

[D]

Johnny Cash has not had all hits.

[A]

I think people are just naming their favorite bands. Pink Floyd got named.

[B]

Being loyal to your favorite bands.

[D]

If you're Pink foot has plenty of them that are not, like, the greatest.

[B]

Where are the Swifties? Why aren't they voting? Don't they, like, love every single song she put up?

[D]

Maddie. The Maddie Healey songs are probably bad now.

[B]

Oh, they don't.

[A]

Oh, I mean, AC DC in at 13 they wrote a song, I Want a Mystery Mistress for Christmas.

[D]

That song kind of rough.

[A]

I want a mistress. It's terrible. It's horrible. It is absolutely horrible.

[D]

Doesn't he. At the end, he's like, why don't

[A]

you come on in? Ring my bells, you know, I mean, Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Billy Joel, Tom Petty. It's just all, like, the biggest names of classic rock. We're all on here. These are the artists. Artist with allegedly no bad songs. My favorite band, you know, like, just go to, like, growing up with Kiss. There's horrible songs. Foo Fighters, believe it or not. Everything's not great. It's just. There's bad songs, there's just album tracks that maybe resonate with some people, but they're not traditionally thought of as good songs. I just don't think it's. I just don't think it's possible.

[E]

Possible.

[A]

Even Prince. You know what I mean? Musical genius. There's got to be print stuff I don't know of. Off the top of my head. There's got to be print stuff. Really.

[D]

All the new release stuff that we didn't want to hear.

[A]

There's got to be stuff that just stinks. I'm sure of it. With everybody. Who's your favorite? Avid brothers. Is there an avid brother song that's

[D]

just like 10 Ava Brothers songs. I'd be like, I don't want to listen.

[A]

This is not good.

[D]

Talk shows on Mute was one of the biggest. There's Crow left of the Murder Talk shows On Mute was one of the biggest single singles from that. I thought that was the dumbest song. I hated that.

[A]

I think a band can put out a perfect album. Okay.

[D]

Fleetwood Mac, Rumors.

[A]

I could name a few. Yes.

[D]

Purple Rain.

[A]

Yes. Van Halen's first album. The Cars first album. The Clash, London Calling. Those are perfect albums. Pearl Jam, 10. It's perfect. Use your Illusion by Guns and I'm sorry. Use. I'm sorry. Appetite for Destruction, Guns N Roses. It's a perfect album. It's a perfect. Perfect albums. Yeah, you can achievable.

[D]

There's not a skip in there. But, like, you tell me, but this band's entire catalog, there's not one step

[A]

where you're like, ah, no, you cannot have a catalog where it's perfect. Especially these bands that have, you know, 15, 20 albums.

[D]

Because do you have, like, songs where you're like, I need to be in the mood to listen to that song because that's not a perfect song. If I got to be in the

[A]

mood to listen to it. Yeah, I got that. That's on the music blog page. If you want to go to the link and you want to vote for your artist, you can upvote, downvote, add somebody that's not on there. I don't see per. I don't see Taylor Swift in the top 20.

[B]

Where are her fans? Where are the Swifties?

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

This might be realistic.

[A]

This seems to be circling in the classic rock space music blog page, please.

[F]

Houston mornings powered by caffeine. The Rod ryan show on 945 the buzz 94.

[A]

5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan show. Thank you so much for rolling with us on this Monday. I know it's late in the show, but I was wondering if you just had time for one quick story. Just really quick. I'll try to make it real quick.

[B]

Okay. Let's see what you got.

[A]

Okay. There was a day that I was working in New Orleans, and there's a radio station there, and it's. It's. It's privately owned, so it's not owned by, like, a big corporation. And it's basically this guy's personal jukebox. All right? And it's Ticks fm. Okay. And he just plays whatever he wants. He plays, like, but oldies. He plays the stuff that he grew up listening to.

[E]

Right.

[A]

I'm driving around one day. I don't know how this song gets away from me my entire life, but I'm driving in New Orleans about 25 years ago. The song comes on the radio, and I'm like, what is this? And, you know, I never listen to lyrics. Lyrics, right. And I start listening to the lyrics of this song. And this song connects with me on such a deep level. Every word of the story is absolutely true. And I'm driving, and I crank it up, and it's like. It turns out it's wet willy. It's called Keep on smiling. And it's turned out to be one of my favorite songs of all time. It just didn't listen to it growing up, I never heard. Hit me so hard. I really mean that. I had a similar situation this weekend. I'm driving in Ohio. Okay.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And, you know, you're driving in Ohio and you're just kind of hitting search and you're stopping at different songs and.

[B]

Yeah. See what the local radio station's playing.

[A]

A similar situation. Hit me. This is her favorite song.

[E]

You know that, right?

[A]

So we play it good again. I never heard this before.

[B]

You're joking.

[A]

I never heard this song before. And I stop And I'm driving.

[B]

You're joking.

[A]

Here she comes. Here she comes. And I hear this.

[D]

Left, left, right, left.

[A]

Hustler shooting eight ball. Now you guys are shaking your head like you know this.

[B]

Everybody knows this song.

[D]

Shaking that money maker.

[A]

Listen, I'm driving around and I said, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. This is the dumbest song that's not true. I have ever heard. Now, I mean, I know Achy Breaky Heart and all those other crappy songs.

[B]

This goes with that.

[A]

How have I never heard this?

[B]

I don't know where you've been.

[A]

First time, little tear came down my eye.

[B]

And you're like, I now have a new favorite.

[A]

Like a velvet Elvis. I'm like, just. I'm just tearing up a little bit this year.

[B]

Or. What year is this song from?

[D]

Had back 2007. 2006.

[B]

College, for sure.

[D]

I was in high school.

[A]

It is so horrible. And then I started listening to the lyrics like I did with Wet Willie.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And, like, how that changed my life. And I said, this isn't changing anything. This isn't changing anything.

[B]

You love it.

[A]

All right.

[B]

You are killing me.

[A]

Every word of that story, both ends of it, is absolutely true. That Trace Atkins song might be the worst thing I've ever heard in my life.

[B]

Listen to it again. 2005 at the Locust.

[D]

Basically the same.

[A]

You see? You see where I'm going with this?

[D]

Happiness Slappy. Grandma didn't hit you like that.

[A]

Yeah. How does she put her pants on? I think is the lyrics. Oh, my God. All right. Well, now, Changer. Now I'm somebody that knows Trace Atkins. What's that?

[D]

Have you heard Ms. New Booty from Bubba Sparks?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

Booty, booty, booty, booty rocking everywhere we'll play it. I found you, Miss New Booty get

[A]

it together and bring it back to me. Oh, my God. What are you giving away?

[B]

I gotta give away a music lesson?

[A]

Turn him off.

[B]

We have Fly leaf tickets.

[D]

Get it Right. Get it right.

[B]

July 25 at Bayou Music Music Center. Tickets are on sale now. Ticketmaster.com. but I've got a pair for you if you know the show.

[A]

Honky Tonk Badonkadonk.

[B]

It's a game changer. It did Listen again.

[A]

It did change my game.

[E]

All right.

[A]

Mow the show after the break here,

[F]

Houston's Rock and alternative and the Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am The Buzz 94.

[A]

5. The Buzz Rod Ryan Show. Just enough time to do Mow the show. Flyleaf July 25th Bayou Music Center. We have a pair of tickets for you if you mow the show. She's got the question. You have the floor. What do you got, Rod? Hi.

[B]

Which celebrity did Rod Ryan see at the Columbus Airport yesterday?

[A]

Just hanging.

[B]

Hint.

[A]

No, like pack of like friends or anything. Just like Lone wolf.

[B]

The hint is it's not Chili's favorite Texans player.

[A]

But he's on the list.

[B]

He's on the list. Not his favorite. Okay, you've got this. 713-212-5945.

[A]

That's a good Monday question. Get us out of here. Hey, Alexa, play 94.5 the Buzz on iHeartRadio.

[C]

Getting 94.5 the Buzz station from iHeartRadio, Houston's rockin alternative.

[A]

94.5 the Buzz. So Moe's listening to that. Oh, my God. So Mo's listening to that and she. You have a problem with Honky Tonk badonkadonk. And this is on your radio station.

[B]

Explain that to me.

[A]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it.

[B]

You gotta listen something new every day.

[A]

You don't gotta listen to all the lyrics. Just get in the groove.

[B]

I listen.

[A]

Get in the groove. Wonderful things that he's singing about. Rob Ryan show on this MILF Monday. Number one link. Number one link. Think. Then my six picks.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Which one was number one? The music block.

[A]

I have celebrity. No looking at or I'm sorry. The MILF Monday is number one. I got celebrity star power.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In my six picks. It's still not number one. It's now time for know the show on 94. Five the buzz. Blah blah, blah, blah, blah blah. Good morning, Rod Ryan show.

[B]

Good morning.

[A]

Who's this? This is Jessica. This ain't fair. This ain't fair.

[B]

Why?

[A]

I know who this is. So as I'm sitting in the airport.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[A]

My girlfriend must have gone for a walk or something. Her sister's sitting next to me. And I pull up a picture of DeAndre hopping napkins. Yeah. On the phone. And I see a guy standing behind me. And I go, is that him? The person on the phone right now is the person that I showed the picture to.

[B]

You're lying.

[H]

Yes.

[B]

That's awesome.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I want you to know, Mo, that

[A]

he loves the Honky Tonk Badonka Donk song. Okay? So they too, couldn't believe that I had never heard that song before. Honest to God, I'd never heard that stupid song. That was the worst thing I ever

[B]

heard in My life gonna forever be in your playlist.

[A]

Now she's going to know the answer to your question, Jessica.

[B]

What's the answer to my question? DeAndre Hopkins, which celebrity did Rod Ryan see at the Columbus Airport yesterday? Jessica knows.

[D]

She.

[B]

She was there.

[A]

I did. She said, well, pull up something with his tattoos so I can see if the tattoos match up. She's like, do you have a hand picture of him? He's got a peace sign on his hand hand picture. You know what?

[D]

She.

[A]

She got through.

[B]

You win fair and square.

[A]

This is what happens when teachers don't teach during the summer.

[B]

A pair of tickets for you to see Fly Leaf, July 25, Bayou Music Center. Ticketmaster.com for everybody else.

[A]

Yeah. And I was the only one in the car. If you're nice, I might take you. I was the only one in the car not enjoying the Trace Atkins song.

[B]

The song is so.

[D]

How do you not enjoy that?

[A]

It's terrible.

[B]

Turn it up,

[A]

Jessica. Enjoy your time off. All right.

[B]

You.

[A]

Well, thank you. Thank you. Hang on. All the star power in the world with my six picks. DeAndre Hopkins is in my pictures.

[B]

That's cool.

[A]

And still couldn't get me to the number one link today. Number two link today. Six time hall, hall of Fame. We're going out with this, huh?

[B]

It feels really good. Just let it happen.

[A]

So bad. People do not believe me that I've never heard this. What?

[D]

How'd she get those britches on?

[A]

Six time hall of famer, world champion, One time world champion, Adam the Cop. He's back. He took down sexy James this morning. Matt. Oh, my God.

[B]

I can't.

[A]

Yeah, like, if you told me this was a Weird Al Yankovic song, I'd believe you lying.

[B]

This is so good.

[D]

It's art Rod.

[A]

Matt won the Buzz tickets. Suck it, Thomas. He won the Breaking Benjamin and Chevelle tickets. Reagan won the $100 Republic Grill gift card. Reno's up next. I heart Music Festival A chance. The keyword is coming up at 1 and 6 with Teresa. $250,000 we're giving away here on iHeartRadio. If you want a slice of that, by the way of $2,500. 11 o', clock, Reno will have a keyword for you. 2 o' clock and 5 o'.

[E]

Clock.

[A]

All right? And then Reno does the non stop neuter and pick your tickets in the one o' clock hour and all that good stuff. That's it. We gotta go from the outside. Album Songs About Me, Trace Atkins, Honky Tonk, Badonkadonk. That is enough. Okay? If wizard gets word of this that we played this song, we're all going down together. I'm taking you all with me too. Have a great Monday everybody. AMF. Well wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Rod Ryan show [e-mail].