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The Rod Ryan Show – Full Show Summary

Date: May 21, 2026
Station: 94.5 The Buzz (KTBZ-FM), Houston
Host: Rod Ryan
Co-Hosts: Mo (News/Weather), Alex (Sports/Trending), Chili (Producer)

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Episode Overview

This high-energy episode of The Rod Ryan Show delivers four hours of Houston-centric fun, music, lively banter, and listener interaction. It’s Throwback Thursday, featuring song battles, concert giveaways, and regular segments including “Fresh Out of Bed Head-to-Head,” trending news, local weather warnings, and entertaining personal stories. The team also pokes fun at viral trends, pop culture, and themselves, keeping the tone upbeat and irreverent throughout.

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Key Segments and Discussions

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1. Morning Kickoff and Show Teasers

Time: [01:04]

• Rod welcomes listeners with signature humor and announces a packed agenda:
  • Throwback Thursday voting (song battle at 9:30)
  • “Read My Lips” game: Mo vs. Alex at 8:20 for Blue October tickets
  • “Fresh Out of Bed Head-to-Head”: DJ defends as a two-day champion
  • Concert giveaways: Triumph, Machine Gun Kelly, Tame Impala, Blue October
  • Promotes listener interaction (“most interactive show on the radio”)
• Quotes:

  "Wakey wakey, hands off Snakey... I beg for your emails... You have to interact with us, I say it don’t make me a liar." — Rod ([06:52])

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2. Weather and Local News — Endless Rain, Flood Watch & Mosquito Warnings

Time: [02:49], [29:33], [56:58], [85:26]

• Mo delivers updates on persistent storms:

  • Flood watch in effect for six counties, major rain already recorded
  • Warning of standing water and increased mosquito risk (first local West Nile case confirmed)

• Lighthearted banter about Dunkin’s new viral “beverage buckets” (48 oz limited-edition coffee buckets)

• Arnold Schwarzenegger to return as Conan in a new film

• Greta Van Fleet’s name origin and the passing of Gretna Van Fleet (age 95)

• Quotes:

  "The trend over these last few days is that they've been slowing down and not moving out of our area quickly. When we hear that, we hear flooding." — Mo ([02:51])

  "Between the rain, maybe take a minute, dump out that standing water where those mosquitoes are breeding.” — Mo ([03:17])

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3. Trending Topics and Sports

Time: [06:25], [12:43], [43:27], [46:49]

• Sports: Astros lose to Twins; NBA and NHL playoff updates

  • “What is this hockey you speak of?” — Rod, joking about the long NHL season ([34:18])

• Trending:

  • SpaceX IPO could make Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire ([12:43])
    • Playful confusion about investing and IPOs
  • Survivor 50 finale—host Jeff Probst handles a live TV mistake with class, furthering his “GOAT game show host” reputation
  • Ed Orgeron returns to LSU football staff, Alex does a pitch-perfect Coach O impression
  • Joey Chestnut pleads guilty to misdemeanor battery but will compete in Nathan's Hot Dog contest

• Memorable Quotes:

  "You have an IPO... Initial public offering. Obviously I told you. Like, I obviously know all this.” — Alex ([13:12]) "Jeff Probst is a game show host and he's good at it." — Rod ([14:29])

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4. Listener Interaction & First Phone Call

Time: [09:36]

• Katie from Jersey Village shares she’s been a daily listener for 23 years.
  • Rod: "Saying that out loud is stupid. 23 years." ([10:18])
  • Katie drops her partner at the airport—turns out he's a bartender at Terminal C. Friendly shout-outs ensue.
• Rod regularly reinforces show’s community vibe and appreciation for audience.
• Quote:

  “It means everything. Love you, mean it when I say it. Thank you. That's a lot of years.” ([11:17])

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5. Games: “Fresh Out of Bed Head-to-Head”

Time: [16:19]

• DJ faces Hall of Famer Sammy Baker Davis Jr. for his 3rd win
• Quick-witted multiple-choice challenge featuring pop culture and trivia
• Sammy takes over as champion with a clutch win (after working the graveyard shift!), earning listener and host respect
• Quote:

  “He’ll be up trying to restore power all night and then he’ll call us and play the game and then win.” — Rod ([21:05])

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6. Audience Prizes & Ticket Giveaways

Runs Throughout

• Triumph, Blue October, Machine Gun Kelly, Tame Impala—listeners win by calling in, games, and “Know the Show” trivia.
  • Rod celebrates new and veteran listeners who win tickets, and often chats like old friends.
• Memorable moment:
  • Jay, first-time caller, wins Machine Gun Kelly tickets:

    "My first time calling ever. Ever." ([48:19])

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7. Throwback Thursday – Interactive Song Battle

Time: [35:28], [49:37], [89:13], [106:07]

• Three songs in competition: Limp Bizkit “My Way,” White Zombie “Thunder Kiss '65,” Elastica “Connection.”
• Listeners vote via blog; hosts joke and reminisce about the bands and cultural moments.
• Limp Bizkit dominates and plays at 9:30.
• Quote:

  “It’s hard to imagine there was a time where people hated Limp Bizkit. They were in that folder with Creed and Nickelback.” — Rod ([52:17])

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8. Local & Viral Stories

Time: [30:10], [65:12], [89:32]

• Cocaine bricks wash up on Galveston beach—reminder to NOT “touch with your nose or your hands” ([30:43])
• 99-year-old “Gangsta Granny” crowd surfs at a Brantley Gilbert show—viral video
• School kitchen mishap in Maine: students accidentally served baked dirt, not cake; hosts joke about parental reactions
  • “My mom would say she didn’t care... she’s not going to sue the school.” — Mo ([67:33])

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9. Restaurant Stories & Shoutout to Waiters/Waitresses

Time: [36:00]

• In honor of National Waitstaff Day, Rod, Mo, and Alex reminisce about waiting tables and restaurant mishaps (e.g., catching a mouse with fry tongs, dissolving a fish bone with vinegar) and reflect on the need for kindness to servers:

  “We’re in the dark ages of customer service right now. But when you do get good service, man, take care of that person.” — Rod ([41:53])

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10. Silly Banter & Shot Name Brainstorm

Time: [101:55], [102:35]

• The show crowd-sources a name for a shot to be featured on their upcoming “Ditch Day” (poll to decide): top names include “Sloppy Toppy,” “Thumbtack/Nutsack,” “Punch Monkey,” “Exploding Julie,” “Free Bird,” and the controversial “Farting Horse.”
• Quote:

  “I don’t want to drink anything that says fart.” — Mo ([112:10])
  “This show is above that sort of thing — starting now.” — Rod ([112:24])

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11. Pop Culture & Viral Products: Dunkin’ Buckets, Starbucks Bears, Big Gulps

Time: [58:13], [91:41], [92:50]

• Lively discussion about viral drinkware marketing. Mo jokes about the need to stand in line for coffee buckets, sharing:

  “I bought a knockoff one. Because I thought it was funny. Put a straw in it and drink out of it.” — Mo ([92:44])

• Rod marvels at the size of 48 oz buckets and recalls 7-11 Big Gulps and Black Friday-style lines for limited collectibles.

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12. “Read My Lips” Game: Mo vs. Alex

Time: [74:20], [79:58], [82:31]

• Intense, hilarious round of the lip-reading game for Blue October tickets
• Overtime, decided by split seconds—Alex wins for listener Shelby.
  • “That is the closest game ever.” — Rod ([83:51])

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13. Timestamps, Highlights & Quotes

Key Moments

• [01:04] — Show welcome, rundown
• [09:36] — First phone call (Katie, 23 years listening)
• [12:43] — SpaceX IPO, investing banter
• [16:19] — “Fresh Out of Bed Head-to-Head”
• [30:10] — Cocaine on Galveston beach
• [34:18] — Sports roundup
• [36:00] — Restaurant/waiter war stories
• [56:58] — Rain/flood/mosquito warnings, again
• [74:20] — “Read My Lips” game
• [89:33] — Granny crowd surfs!
• [106:07] — Limp Bizkit wins TB Thursday

Notable Quotes

• “It means everything. Love you, mean it when I say it.” — Rod ([11:17])
• “You can’t keep a tiger out of tigers the town. You know what I'm saying? I need my gumbo. I need my, my crawfish.” — Alex as Ed Orgeron ([14:55])
• “We’re in the dark ages of customer service right now.” — Rod ([41:53])
• “If I gotta sit in my pool in the rain, I don’t care. I’m gonna sit in my water is water. I'm gonna sit my pool in the rain.” — Rod ([16:05])
• “I don’t want to drink anything that says fart.” — Mo ([112:10])

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14. Closing and Listener Appreciation

• Final plugs for tomorrow’s Ditch Day, upcoming show features, and gratitude for listener engagement.
• Quote:

  “Thank you for voting. Over 2,000 votes for throwback Thursday … Smile on my face, mom.” — Rod ([106:11])

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Tone & Takeaways

• The show maintains a fun, laid-back, and community-driven tone with rapid-fire transitions between pop culture, local news, and inside jokes.
• The team’s chemistry is obvious—interspersed with gentle teasing and self-deprecation.
• Heavy on audience participation—listeners are integral to games, polls, stories, and even the episode’s vocabulary.
• The hosts don’t shy away from goofy or even juvenile humor (“Farting Horse”), but always keep things spirited and upbeat.

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Summary for New Listeners

If you missed the episode, you would be well-caught up on:

• The impact of Houston’s weather, flood warnings, and health alerts
• Major music/sports/pop culture headlines (SpaceX, Survivor, Astros, viral TikTok trends)
• Highly interactive contests, with listeners regularly winning tickets to high-demand local shows
• “Throwback Thursday” as a main musical event, dominated by Limp Bizkit
• Spirited banter and playful debates over everything from coffee bucket collectability to cafeteria dirt mishaps
• Practical and funny stories from the hosts’ lives, especially Rod’s stories from restaurant days
• A contagious sense of fun—a perfect blend of rock radio energy and Houston-centric camaraderie

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For More: Catch the full show podcast and all blog links at thebuzz.com under “The Rod Ryan Show.”

Transcript

[Rod Ryan]

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[Rod Ryan]

Come on, come on. Let's go, let's go. Good morning, this is Ed McMahon. And now ladies and gentlemen, here's Rod Ryan it. And away we go. Wakey wakey, hands off Snakey Rod Ryan show. Check it in. Oh, Throwback Thursday. It's fun. Got some older songs that you guys can vote on. Winning song played today at 9:30. I'll be asking you to vote all morning long on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog page. I'll be asking you to email me this morning. I need word suggestions. We're going to play Read my lips today. Mo takes on Alex at 8:20. Now homeroom. This guy DJ, he might be the real deal, huh? Not a one pump chump. He's going for win number three today in the fresh out of bed head to head challenge. Got Triumph tickets in there for the fun facts flashback if you want to join us out there on Friday or tomorrow night. Sugar Land. Wow. Machine Gun Kelly's playing on Saturday. We've got those tickets at 7:20. Mo takes on Alex. Read my lips 8:20 for the third Blue October show at the 713 Music Hall. 820. We get rolling with that. Those sold out Tame Impala tickets are on mo the show. 80% chance of scattered thunderstorms throughout the day. Highs of around 80. Mo's got more in Houston's headlines. Good morning Mo. What's up?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Good morning.

[Rod Ryan]

More rain?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh yes, it's dry right now. But don't be fooled. Rounds of rain and storms moving in from the west later this morning through the afternoon. And the concern with these storms are the speed that they're moving. So the trend over these last few days is that They've been slowing down and not moving out of our area quickly. And we know when we hear that, we hear flooding. A flood watch has been issued beginning at 7am this morning through 7am on Monday for six of the surrounding counties. Some of these areas already picked up 4 to 8 inches so far. And the rain just continues. And with the rain, health officials are warning us that wet weather is also creating the perfect breeding ground for mosquitoes. In fact, the Texas Department of State Health Services just confirmed the first human case of West Nile virus in Texas for the year. It was in Harris County. The resident was diagnosed with West Nile and the most serious form of it that can affect the brain and nervous system. So between the rain, maybe take a minute, dump out that standing water where those mosquitoes are breeding. Just be aware that they're out and about. Tomorrow we can turn up. When it comes to our caffeine intake, buckets of coffee go on sale at Dunkin with a nationwide launch of those viral beverage buckets.

[Rod Ryan]

Do they provide the buckets or is this where you bring in some vessel?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

They provide them. I know the vessel is like the hot thing right now. Remember those bears at Starbucks that caused the frenzy? The frenzy for this is tomorrow. 48 ounce buckets each. Dunkin nationwide is going to receive 25 of them.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, God, that's not many.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

They're going to cost $12.99. And for reference, the venti iced coffee at Starbucks is 24 ounces. So this is double that.

[Rod Ryan]

Who needs that much coffee? Well, I guess you want the container, right? People want that.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It's I guess Arnold Schwarzenegger in the news. He made an announcement. Conan the Barbarian is returning to the big screen and he is involved. The legend told his fan club that the long awaited third install of the franchise will start filming next year. The OG was in 1982. The sequel, 1984. So that is long awaited, I guess.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, it's an awesome franchise. Yeah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

The director behind Mission Impossible is going to write and direct it and Arnold himself will be playing himself.

[Rod Ryan]

This would get me to go to the theater.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No way.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, that's how. That's how cool this is. Yeah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Okay. And this last story, I've heard of the band Greta Van Fleet, but that was it that I just heard of them.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, you were talking about them that we thought maybe they were being cryptic like is this it for them? But they were just announcing that they are continuing and they got some new stuff coming.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

They just announced their first show in nearly two years. But I also heard Yesterday about how the name of their band came about because the lady, Gretna Van Fleet, passed away. She was 95. The band got its name when the original drummer mentioned that, you know, between drumming, he had to go cut wood for this lady. They dropped the end out of Gretna.

[Rod Ryan]

Nah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

And the rest is history.

[Rod Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Isn't that cute? She passed away, though. Sad. Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

I went to go see them last time they were here.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Wait, no way.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a rock band.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

And.

[Rod Ryan]

And they sold out the Toyota Center. A rock band.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

They were the headliners.

[Rod Ryan]

Young kids go see. Yes, they're young people going to see a band. Guitar, bass, drum, singer. So it's hard to hate on them. What you got?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Well, the Astros lost to the Twins yesterday four to one. They've dropped four or three of their last four. They're gonna have a day off today before they open up a weekend series with the Cubs tomorrow afternoon in the NBA playoffs. The Thunder beat the Spurs 122 to 113 in game two of the Western Conference finals. They even that series up at a game of peace. And in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Golden Knights upset the Avalanche 42 in game one of the Western Conference finals. They have a 10 lead in that series. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, here we go, guys. Here we four hours of pain starts right now. First phone call could be yours. You want it? Come get it. 713-212-5945 the most interactive show on the radio. Busy today guys. Starts right now. Come on. 94. Five the buzz good morning Rod Ryan show. Fuel getting us started. Welcome aboard four hours of pain Rod Ryan show Throwback Thursday edition Fixtagram Thursday will be our Instagram feature and this is the day that beg you all morning long. I beg for your emails. Gotta send me your word suggestions. You don't have to. I'd appreciate it if you played along with us. I like to call ourselves the most interactive show on the radio. Interact. You have to interact with us. You have to. I, I say it don't make me a liar. Most telling me there's more rain. Great.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Great, awesome.

[Rod Ryan]

Great.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Sick awesome.

[Rod Ryan]

And then the weekend rain Saturday and Sunday. I know did I'm bummed the memo knock a lot that it's Memorial Day weekend. The holiday the unofficial, official, unofficial kickoff of the summer. 80% chance of scattered thunderstorms today. Highs of around 80. Okay, well, all of our activities will be indoors this morning. You be safe. Keep Us on this DJ guy. I think he's for real. He's going for win number three. Fresh out of bed, head to head. Chili, put some great concert tickets in there to the winner of the. The contest that happens at 6:20 this morning. Triumph tomorrow night, homeroom. You're getting those on the fun fact flashback. Okay. The blue October tickets are going out to the winner of Read My Lips. All right, that's a pressure. Mo takes on Alex today. So I'll be checking my email. As long as it's the third time I've restarted my computer.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Make sure that you're getting emails.

[Rod Ryan]

Just. I don't know. We had a couple of outages here yesterday. Well, after the show, studio went black for a second.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah. The power was weird.

[Rod Ryan]

All the computer screens, everything went out. I'm like, oh, boy. What's gonna be the fun stuff that comes after that?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Well, it's good they're a media company, so we're obviously gonna be on top

[Rod Ryan]

of that to make sure it doesn't happen. So, I mean, I know there's a generator situation here, but I don't know. There was just like. It was two. It happened twice, right?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah. We sat in the dark.

[Rod Ryan]

Two glitches happened really quick. And I'm like, that's. That's gonna not be good for us. Something's going to come of that little something.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Here we are.

[Rod Ryan]

Let's see if the phones work here. I see a lot of phone lines ringing.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It's now time for the first phone call of the day.

[Rod Ryan]

Katie. Good morning, Katie.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Good morning, brother. All right, well, the phones are working. That's great news. Katie, where are you? Where do.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Like, Jersey Village.

[Rod Ryan]

Jersey Village. Okay. I'm just dropping my man off of

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

work at the airport.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. So. And I listen to y' all every morning.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I've been listening to y' all probably

[Rod Ryan]

since you've ever been on. That's a long time, Katie. That's a. I mean, I know it'll be. It'll be 23 years.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I know.

[Rod Ryan]

Just saying that out loud is stupid. 23 years. So you're. You guys, is he. He's going out of town for work?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No, he bartend at the airport, but.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, okay, so you're dropping him off there. So if you're ever flying out, go see him.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I probably have, yeah. Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You said you were going to the big airport, right? Yeah, to the.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Where does he. Where does he bartend? The kitchen, see? Okay. Terminal C. Terminal C. Yeah. I don't get to that airport. As I try to use hobby as much as possible, I always go to the restaurant.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It's probably closer to you.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. All right. Yeah. Katie, thank you. Is. Is it raining where you're at?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

No.

[Rod Ryan]

No. Okay.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

For now.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, listen, Katie, I appreciate it. Yesterday was horrible.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, my goodness.

[Rod Ryan]

But I just. I just want to say I love y'. All.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Like, I love listening to y' all in the morning.

[Rod Ryan]

It means everything.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah. It's brighten my day at the top. We love having you.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you so much, Katie. Love you. Mean it when I say it. Thank you. That's a lot of years. If you've been listening since the beginning, man, that's a long time on the flip. Got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trend. How do your rec checks looking?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Better than yesterday.

[Rod Ryan]

That's good. Yesterday was brutal.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Worse than yesterday.

[Rod Ryan]

It can't ever, ever be like yesterday again. It just can't. All right, rec check trending, and then we'll go looking for somebody to take on DJ in our little game here. Rock the alternative for Houston.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

The Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am dude, you got to

[Rod Ryan]

compete against the Joe Bros today. You got a new podcast up today.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Brand new episode 668.

[Rod Ryan]

And you're going up against the Joe

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Bros. Yeah, so we. A lot of Jonas Brother hate established dominance early on.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. All right, well, we'll get into it. Good morning, everybody. Rod Ryan Show, Throwback Thursday. You can hit us up on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog page. You can see Alex's podcast. You can vote for your Throwback Thursday song that you want played on the air.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Rock the vote.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. You can see the Looking at Girls blog page, the Fixtogram Thursday. All that fun stuff. Alex, what's trending?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

SpaceX is trending. They are going public.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, so I sent this over to Mo this morning, and I'm like, hey, maybe use this. Maybe not maybe don't mention it. Maybe stay away from it. Elon Musk is a very polarizing dude, and this might make him the world's first trillionaire.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Trillionaire.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Obviously, I know what going public means, which is where you offer stock.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

To the people in the public. That's why you call it going public.

[Rod Ryan]

Yep. You have an ipo.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Initial public offering.

[Rod Ryan]

Initial public offering, Obviously. I told you.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Like, I obviously know all this.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You got it.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

You sound like you do guessing from

[Rod Ryan]

reading an article just so you can now buy stock in a company that lost billions of dollars last year. We'll ask how.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

But coming up if we should buy SpaceX, I'm going to invest all of my money, which is not very much in space I don't know about to the moon. Am I right? That's what they say about don't put

[Rod Ryan]

all your eggs in one basket.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yes.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

What else you have to put in a basket?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No. Diversify.

[Rod Ryan]

Last count.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Survivor 50 is trending. The season finale of the 50th season was last night. No spoiler alerts but that is the number one trend I see currently right now.

[Rod Ryan]

And Jeff Probst made a big mistake on live television. He kind of, he, he said something and it hadn't aired yet because it was a live show but they had to show like an old challenge or something.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

He handled it like a champ. I told Mo this morning, I said he's gonna go down as one of the greatest, if not the greatest game show host of all time.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

It was such a unique game show to be hosting to have to do that like live while you're doing it there.

[Rod Ryan]

I know people think Bob Barker and you know game show.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

You can spin a wheel and you can commentate on people spinning wheel. You gotta go live on an island in like the Caribbean for like half a year.

[Rod Ryan]

Make no mistake, Jeff Probst is a game show host and he's good at it.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

He really has a lot more physical stuff than other game shows. And then my favorite trend right now is Ed Orgeron. Coach O is headed back to his LSU Tigers.

[Rod Ryan]

What?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

The former LSU national championship winning coach is returning to the Tigers as part of their new head coach Lane Kiffin's coaching staff. He is going to take a special assistant role with the team. You can't keep a tiger out of tigers the town. You know what I'm saying?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You know what I'm saying?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I need my gumbo. I need my, my crawfish.

[Rod Ryan]

Why are you so good at that?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I love cuz I love Ed Odren. Anytime I see a clip of Ed or I'm gonna watch it, it's like the hockey clip Rod was talking about. Edo's talking. I'm listening. But that's what's training on 94. Five the buzz

[Rod Ryan]

grown ups in between. Go DJ. That's my DJ. Go DJ. That's my DJs. Good morning everybody.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

This is DJ.

[Rod Ryan]

Sorry to disappoint everyone that was hoping

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

for a one pump chump. I am here fresh out of bed.

[Rod Ryan]

Head to head two day champion. Join me on Throwback Thursday when I make it win number three. I don't think he Disappointed people. I don't think anybody wanted him to beat the goat and then le and then leave us now today, baby. 713-212-5945. If you want to play, it's the buzz. Nasty weather come on Saturday and Sunday. Come on. A long weekend here. We're off on Monday, guys. Who cares? Still gonna be grilling. Still gonna be chilling.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

That's right.

[Rod Ryan]

If I gotta sit in my pool in the rain, I don't care. I'm gonna sit in my water is water. I'm gonna sit my pool in the rain. I don't care. It's lightning may.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Then you should get out.

[Rod Ryan]

I be won't I gotta set an example for my kids.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

If it's lighting, I'll come sit in your pool.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm not scared.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You will not.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I'll do it.

[Rod Ryan]

Lieutenant Dan, is that all you got? Scattered Thunderstorms, about an 80% chance today. Come on. And now it's time for the fresh out of bed, Head to head challenge. Listeners to your corners. Grown up in between. Go DJ. That's my DJ. Go DJ. That's my DJs. DJ. Good morning, everybody. You might be most favorite player ever.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It's because I love that song.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I can dig it. Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You're going for win number three today, right? Yes, sir. All right, my brother. Well, we got a little something else we gotta play here. Well, oh well, if it isn't Sammy Baker Davis Jr. Sammy. Rod. Good morning, buddy. Alex is looking at me. He said, I know this guy's just been on the radio with us recently. Did we talk to you maybe?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

No, I played back in March.

[Rod Ryan]

You played back in March, but he never called. Was it an open phones? Were you trying to win some tickets to something else?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No,

[Rod Ryan]

we just talked about him. Maybe.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Maybe we just missed him.

[Rod Ryan]

Maybe we were just talking about the Sammy Davis Jr. Maybe he was looking

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

at the moon at the same time we were looking at the moon. Thinking of him.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Maybe Alex is dreaming of you. Okay. He's so happy you're back.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Obviously it was a sign. That's why he called.

[Rod Ryan]

Sammy's a three time hall of Famer. It doesn't scare dj. Doesn't scare him at all. What are they playing for?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

We have a pair of tickets to see Young the Giant with Cold War Kids. 713 Music hall on July 9th. Good luck, gentlemen.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Good show.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Shout out your name when you think you know the answer. Sammy and dj who's had a storied couple of days.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It's been great.

[Rod Ryan]

It's Game on. These are the questions. What kind of rodents are Mickey and Minnie? DJ Mice. Mice is the correct answer. Sammy, you were right there.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Right there.

[Rod Ryan]

But he just got in before you.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Man, that was rough.

[Rod Ryan]

It was tight. It was tight. I didn't even look to my team. I heard DJ First. All right, here we go. Sammy, I need you. It was a punch. It was. Sammy just got punched in the face. That's what that. That. That's what that was.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

We got this.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Better than punching the nuts.

[Rod Ryan]

Better than punching. Oh, that was big nuts Lutz yesterday. Oh, yeah, he got punched real hard. Where are you, Lutz? I had a dream of you last night. Next question. Sammy and DJ Shout out your name before the other guy. It's clutch here. Which summer fruit is made up of 90?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

DJ.

[Rod Ryan]

DJ.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

DJ.

[Rod Ryan]

3, 2. Pineapple. You guys love saying that. When I say one and then I hit that buzzer, it wasn't correct. All right, Sammy, which summer fruit is made up of about 92% water?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Watermelon. Watermelon. Yeah. Mo likes to sometimes have the word in the question. That's the answer. Sammy, welcome back. Sammy, did you not sleep last night? Sometimes you don't sleep for days on end. What? Why? I just worked the graveyard. I just worked the graveyard shift. I'm about to get off. Yeah, dude works all night some days. And then he calls it and plays this game.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Let's go.

[Rod Ryan]

And crushes. And crushes. All right, here we go. Who was the only female Smurf in the original village?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Sam.

[Rod Ryan]

Sammy Smurfette. He's back, baby. He's back.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I really liked that song.

[Rod Ryan]

God, Sammy, you were sleeping on those first questions.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Okay, all right.

[Rod Ryan]

You were sleeping on those questions, and then he comes out of nowhere for that third one. He got you. DJ That's a really good game. He got you. I'll be back in 30 days. Good game. I hope so.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Hi, friends.

[Rod Ryan]

We'll keep your song on ice while you're gone. Sammy, you want to play tomorrow? Yes, sir. Are you working all night tonight, too? No, I'll be off.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I'll be off till Tuesday.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, Happy holiday to you.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Bad news for everybody tomorrow.

[Rod Ryan]

Get this man some rest, all right? Just stay awake long enough for your victory speech. Hang on. Hey, we don't need your attitude. We have one of our own, the Rod ryan show on 94.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

5 the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. We were all rocking out to that. That's still my favorite song on the radio. Return to Dust, the song Is called bored, and it's a good one. Man, that's like a cup of coffee in the morning. Welcome aboard on this throwback Thursday. I appreciate you guys joining us here in homeroom 80, chance of scattered thunderstorms, highs of around 80. New champion, the fresh out of bed, head to head challenge. Here's your current champion. I am rolling. Good morning, everybody, and Sammy Baker Davis Jr. And sleep or no sleep, I am here. Fresh out of bed, head to head, One day champion. Join me on free beer Friday. When I make it, win number two. Wait for it. There he is. I told Mo, I said, this guy's been playing a long time. I know he's a lineman. He sounded extra tired this morning. He was sleeping on those first two questions. I'm like, bro, were you up all night? He's like, yeah, I was. He'll call. There'll be storms, It'll be a hurricane season, It'll be a deracho, whatever. The guy will still call in the. He'll be up trying to restore power all night and then he'll call us and play the game and then win.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

That's amazing.

[Rod Ryan]

He's a three time hall of famer. He's one of the greats. We have. Ooh, Triumph tickets. You can join Hal and I out there tomorrow night. But first, it's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Here we go with some fun facts. There's my guy, Captain Cash. Tomorrow we ride, bro. Yeah, let's go. You get some sleep tonight to be ready for tomorrow. Maybe take a nap on Friday. Sounds terrible. I need you ready. I need you back in your old concert form tomorrow night.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

All right.

[Rod Ryan]

Ready to roll. All right, here we go. I brought in some new fun facts for you guys. We've been talking a lot of ketchup on this show lately. 96 of homes in the US guests have at least one bottle of ketchup in them. It's the goat of condiments. There's nothing else that even comes close. I wonder if more people have salt and pepper than ketchup.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I also want to know what's number two.

[Rod Ryan]

What's number two?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Like most content?

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, like after ketchup ranch.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Or is it mustard?

[Rod Ryan]

Mayo?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You think it's mayo?

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Mayo's kind of polarizing.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Relish?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No way.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Horseradish sauce?

[Rod Ryan]

America. America has more than 53,000 storage facilities. Maybe you don't get this. That's more than all the Starbucks, McDonald's and subways combined. We have 53,000 storage facilities. The rest of the world has 10,000 storage facilities. Do we have a problem here or what? I'm down to one. I'm for you. I'm down to one. I'm down to one. You're down to one? Down to one, and I want to get rid of it. I'm down to one storage facility. I'm getting rid of mine, finally. That's a. That's amazing. The rest of the world has 10, 000 storage facilities for the drug money, dude. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Corned beef is named that for its large grains of rock salt, which are also called corns of salt. That's neat. They're used to treat the meat. Why are you making a face? Do you not like corned beef?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I don't know. Just.

[Rod Ryan]

Do you not like. It's salt. It's salt. It's cured. You like pickles?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I like salt.

[Rod Ryan]

You like pickles? You like salt? It's cured beef. Sugar and spices are also added. That's why it's called corned beef now. You know, it's the fun fact of the day. We make you look smart in front of your buddies. It's the fun fact of the day. Come on. Don't make that face. Corned beef is delicious. What you giving away?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I have Triumph tickets.

[Rod Ryan]

There we go.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Rock and Roll Machine Reloaded tour tomorrow. Smart Financial Center. There are still some tickets available. Smart financialcenter.net but it'd be way more fun for you to win them if you know this flashback.

[Rod Ryan]

Don't you do it. Don't you do it.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

He's gonna do it.

[Rod Ryan]

I got nowhere else to go. What's Richard gere's middle name? 713-212-5945. All right. What's Richard Gere's middle name? It's now time for Rock out with your stockout with Captain Cash. All right, what you got over there? We want to keep the good times rolling. Here we are.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

That was up 645 points. Yeah. Close at 50,000. Yeah. Nasdaq up 426,000. 270. Benchmark 10 year. Treasury up in yield to a 4.61%. And oil stands at $107.77 a barrel. To the most active, the big studs, Goldman Sachs, Nike and Boeing. The big duds, Chevron, UnitedHealth and Walmart. On the economic calendar this morning, we'll get numbers on housing starts. Also building permits for April right now. Futures slightly on the downside. Come on, let's turn this baby around. That's it. I'm out of here. This is Howland Managing director with Raymond James reporting for the Rod Ryan Show. From Raymond James on San Flu and La Gusta. And don't forget to always rock out with your stock out.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Opinions expressed are those of Howland and not necessarily those of Raymond James and Associates, Inc. Member NYSE as IPC, iHeartRadio or its sponsors. Information is based on sources believed to be reliable, but it's not guaranteed. There's no assurance Trans mentioned will continue. This is not a solicitation, offer or recommendation to buy or sell. Any security referred to here in this program is for educational and informational purposes only. The studs and duds are based on movement as reported by Yahoo.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Houston's Alternative All Day and the Rock Brian Morning Show.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

94. 5 the Buzz.

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[Rod Ryan]

94. Five the buzz. Good morning, Rod Ryan Show. It's your fun. Back on the phone, Chili tells me Lucas wants to play along with us. Lucas, good morning. Good morning. What's going on, guys? What's up? Lucas, I got a question for you today. Don't you do it. Oh, come on. I got nowhere else to go. I got nowhere else to go. That's the great Richard Gere right there. He's not happy about me talking about his middle name. Richard Gere. What's his middle name? Lucas.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Well, I got a place to go, so.

[Rod Ryan]

It's.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

It's Tiffany.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah, it is Tiffany. Congratulations. You're the winner today.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Hope you're free tomorrow night, Lucas. So we've got Triumph.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I am.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Triumph will be at Smart Financial center in Sugar Land. Rob will be there. Make sure you say hello when you see him.

[Rod Ryan]

I will definitely, definitely say hello. I'll be in the old man section.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Me too.

[Rod Ryan]

That'll be the whole place. All right. Lucas, I'm so happy that we're adding you to the party tomorrow night. Hang on for me. Blink 182. 945 the Buzz 945 the Buzz Good morning. Rod Ryan's show, Throwback Thursday. We're gonna get some song clips on for you just to get you voting, get you excited about what's going on with Throwback Thursday. We got some Machine Gun Kelly tickets for you next hour. Read my lips 8:20. I'm just now starting to go through all of your emails. Thank you. A lot of emails coming in with word suggestions. Let's go. I need more of you though. If you got something that you think would work for Read My Lips, you can email me directly [e-mail] Moe got me those Houston's headlines.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I do. You ready for me?

[Rod Ryan]

Are you talking about rain?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, you know, yeah. Most mostly dry right now, but don't be fooled. Rounds of rain and storms moving in from the west later this morning through the afternoon. The concern with these storms are the speed. So the trend over the last few days is these storms been slowing down and not moving out of our area quickly, which we all know leads to flooding. So we have a flood watch beginning at 7am this morning through 7am on Monday for six of our surrounding counties so far. So some of these areas that are under this flood warning picked up 4 to 8 inches of rain already. If you're headed to the beach for the holiday weekend, sorry about the rain. But also look out for cocaine.

[Rod Ryan]

I saw these. Holy cow. These massive bricks of cocaine. Right?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

27 blocks of cocaine washed ashore this week in Galveston. And officers received reports of packages that were on the sand. Officers get there, they found them, tested them, confirmed the contents was were cocaine. They also would like to note the drugs will be submitted for destruction accordance with the department's policy. Okay, good. Finding drugs along our coast is not uncommon. And if you do, you're not supposed to touch it. You're supposed to contact the non emergency line of Galveston police.

[Rod Ryan]

You're not supposed to touch it in any way. Not with your nose, with your hands. Don't touch.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

The average American believes the real start of summer is today. Today. Well, here we are. We know it's the last day of school for a lot of school systems. So people are headed out for their long holiday weekend starting today. All the know it alls know that summer does not officially begin till June 21st. So we're a bit premature. Premature. But 92% of people surveyed say they're in summer mode. They're ready now. Now this holiday weekend kicks it off the vibes, the activities. I'm cool with it.

[Rod Ryan]

It's when you bust out DJ Jazzy Jeff.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

That's what this is.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

What the heck happened on Survivor last night?

[Rod Ryan]

You don't watch live, do you?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

No, we just, we're gonna binge the rest of the season.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Kids kind of slowed it down.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

So spoiler alert.

[Rod Ryan]

But you're not like, it's definitely a headline. It's hard to be on the Internet and not see who won. The thing that I think it's not a baby.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

If you whine about spoilers and stuff

[Rod Ryan]

like that, it's not so much the winner, it's the mistake that happened last night.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

So is the Survivor 50 live finale.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

And live is in parentheses.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a live show.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

They show some clips on the show.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Apparently the host, Jeff, they show how

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

they got to the point where they are alive. So they have to narrow it down.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Got it. And he got a little ahead of himself and maybe flubbed a bit.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, there was a challenge that he

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

kind of announced before it aired.

[Rod Ryan]

He announced the winner and then even the contestants, I, I don't watch, but I saw it this morning and even the contestants were like, no, we haven't done the fire challenge yet.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

You have to build fire and whoever does it first, like that's how you eliminate the next to last person.

[Rod Ryan]

So they went to a break. Live tv and then he comes back, back and he does what you're supposed to do. He owned it, made a joke about it, moved on and he's an unbelievable pro.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It was perfect.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. I mean he's great at what he does. This is why I said he needs to be in the discussion of the greatest game show host of all time.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

He's on 49 out of 50 of the finale is fine.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No. Oh, you know, that's impressive. He's been since the beginning. It was always the same guy.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. He's not missing. He's not missing anything. 10. She started with big Brother, she's still going with Big Brother.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Does she mess up ever?

[Rod Ryan]

Her husband does.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

99 year old woman just set the Guinness world record for the oldest person to ever crowd surf.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, we saw video of this.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah. It's official. It happened in Belleville. It was a Brantley Gilbert set during that kid Rock Rock the country festival. And the stunt was set up. Her grandson is a content creator, but he also always features gangsta granny on his videos. He's got 80 million followers across all platforms. And the video, it deserves to go viral. She's on some sort of like stretcher looking thing and there are 20,000 people chanting, Granny, Granny. And she just. Oh, my gosh. I get goosebumps even talking.

[Rod Ryan]

It's on the music blog page.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Gangster Granny. Those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

Take it, Alex.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

The Astros lost the Twins yesterday four to one. They've now lost three of their last four. They'll have a day off before opening up a week in series with the Cubs tomorrow afternoon in the NBA playoffs. Last night, the Thunder beat the Spurs 122 to 113 in Game 2 of the Western Conference finals to even that series up at a game a piece. And in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Golden Knights upset the Avalanche 4 to 2 in game one of that series. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

What is this hockey you speak of? It's still going on. It is. It is. It didn't just shut things down.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

They do not.

[Rod Ryan]

No. They're gonna continue with this silly tournament.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah, I guess they will.

[Rod Ryan]

All right.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Houston's rockin alternative, the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

6 to 10am 94. 5 the buzz.

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Save on family essentials at Safeway and Albertsons. This week at Safeway and Albertsons, enjoy eight piece double breaded famous chicken fried or baked dark meat featuring four legs and four thighs for just 5.99 each. Member Price available. Available in the deli and sweet red cherries are 2.97 per pound limit. 6 pounds. Member price with digital coupon plus 24 ounce. Selected varieties of fresh cut fruit bowls are $5 each. Visit safeway or albertsons.com for more deals and ways to save

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the buzz offspring gone away. Welcome to the seventh spot. If you're carrying over from homeroom. Thank you. If you're just joining us, wakey wakey. Baking eggs and baking. It's Throwback Thursday. Limp Bizkit's a part of Throwback Thursday. Am I correct on that?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You are correct.

[Rod Ryan]

Limp Bizkit is in the lead. Am I correct on that?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You are correct.

[Rod Ryan]

Without even saying the other bands. Limp Bizkit, people love them.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

They really love.

[Rod Ryan]

They took some hate for a long time and then. I don't know. There has been a resurgence of all things Limp Bizkit. What song is it? My Way.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

My way.

[Rod Ryan]

Number one.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Number one.

[Rod Ryan]

What's it going up against? Rob Zombie, Thunder, Kiss 65.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yep.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a good one. It rocks. Got moaning chicks in the background. It's cool.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Elastica is the third song.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Connection.

[Rod Ryan]

Yep. It's kind of like a club. Kind of clubby.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I can't wait to hear it.

[Rod Ryan]

Clubby rocking, kind of a song, which I feel like it was just in there recently. You vote on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog [e-mail] we'll do song clips coming up in just a little bit. I did want to make sure that we got this out of the way because it's one of the hardest jobs out there. Today is National Waitress Waiter Day. Server Day. I just heard a little thing. I loved it. You know, it was. It was a young man's job. It was a young person's job. It was fun. The restaurant, it was fast, fast paced.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You're making all that money, weird hours. Everybody's doing things with each other.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Extracurricular.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a really, really fun time in my life.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

My husband loved his time doing.

[Rod Ryan]

I couldn't go back and do it.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Could you? No, because of the schedule.

[Rod Ryan]

He'd be like, are you Rob Bryan taking my order?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Times are tough. Sneakers ain't cheap.

[Rod Ryan]

After I take their order, they honey, I think that's Rod Ryan taking her over. Jeez. What happened to the radio show? No, not for that. No, I just. I couldn't go back and do it.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

But I mean, there's a million stories off the top of my head. Waiting tables. Specifically waiting tables. That wasn't my entire restaurant career. I was a cook, I was a dishwasher. I did everything over there but the waiting on the tables. You know, I worked in a little small place. I've talked about it a million times. It was a mom PA type place, so it wasn't a big chain or anything. And it served home cooking food. And mostly old people came in, but it was busy. Line out the door. Fish fry on Fridays.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, I love that type of thing.

[Rod Ryan]

You know, it was called the Country Cafe one time. I think it was a Friday. The place is slammed. There's like 50 people waiting in line to sit. And I'm taking the guy's order and he goes, and why don't you bring me some crackers for my friend? And the way he said it to him, like, what are you talking about? And he looks over there and he goes, right there. For my friend. There was a mouse underneath the table next to him. Guy was cool about it. Could have yelled rat. Could have yelled mouse in the restaurant, not his friend.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It was at the restaurant.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm taking the guy's order and he points over to the table next to him.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Oh, God.

[Rod Ryan]

So this is the guy. He's just real calm and cool. He's like, and bring me some crackers for my friend.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Was it an old guy?

[Rod Ryan]

What? Yeah, he was cool. And he goes, right there. And I looked at him. I went, oh, my God. I go, thank you. I just looked at him. I said, thank you. So then the owner used to walk around on the floor. And I'm like, kevin, we got a problem. There's a mouse underneath table 10. He goes, Stay cool.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Stay cool. I love the best advice.

[Rod Ryan]

Nobody's saying anything. Nobody sees it. It. Nothing, right? So he lets the staff know. It's like, okay, now it's under four. Okay, the last scene, table seven. It's running by the guys working the fryer. We had an open kitchen. The guy that's doing the fish fry. I know it was a Friday night because PJ was working the fryer. He's making the fish fries. He's got the big, long tongs.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

He saw it come running by. He grabbed it in the tongs.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No, he did not.

[Rod Ryan]

Grabbed it on the fly in the tongue tongs. Like, he can reach under and see the dining room where he's doing the fryer. He's always. He goes, I got it. And he holds up the mouse. It wasn't a rat, it was a mouse.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, hold it.

[Rod Ryan]

I got it. And he puts a hand down really quick. Tongs. Now, I'm sure he washed the tongs.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Maybe just throw them away. Let's go. If he just threw him away.

[Rod Ryan]

He flung the mouse out the door. And then I got it washed.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

The tongs were saying, cool, pj, but

[Rod Ryan]

how cool was the table?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

That's amazing.

[Rod Ryan]

Kevin, the boss owner gave him his fish fries for free that night. You know, just please take that to your grave.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Thanks, bro.

[Rod Ryan]

Can you imagine? You're in a busy restaurant, you yell rat, Ratatouille. Right in the middle of Fish Fry Friday.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

What a good story. Shout out to all the weights. Jeff just. They put up with a lot.

[Rod Ryan]

Spilling stuff on someone's lap. When I first started, you know, woman had a fishbone stuck in her throat. I heard that story again, really calm. She's like, could you bring.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I can't.

[Rod Ryan]

The husband goes, could you bring her a cup of vinegar? And I'm like, I gotta ask, what? For what? And he goes, she's choking on a bone right now. I'm like, oh, God.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Did you know vinegar before that? No, I had no idea.

[Rod Ryan]

So she just sits there, and the woman starts sipping straight vinegar to dissolve the bone that. The fish bones that's stuck in her throat again.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Friday night, sipping Away.

[Rod Ryan]

Line out the door. Customers can be cool. They were cool. We need more cool people, you know, serving breakfast. Guys, like, want cereal in the morning. It's like, you know, can you chop up a banana in there? I go, sure, I'll go look in the back. I go in the back, I'm like, sorry, sir, we don't have any bananas. Old lady table next door, she's like, excuse me, excuse me. Goes in her purse, she has a banana wrapped in foil. She gives it to the guy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

The guy goes, that one's gonna be me.

[Rod Ryan]

The guy goes, thank you. There you go, young man. Excuse me, I have a banana. I just went to the banana farm this morning. Old lady. Of course, an old lady's walking around with a banana wrapped in foil in her purse.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Sure is.

[Rod Ryan]

The dude goes, thanks. Puts it into cereal.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Times are simpler, weren't they?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, quick break. When we come back at a rec check, Listen. But that whole thing was to shout out to all the servers out there. I mean, when you're. You're good at what you do, man, you will be rewarded. I feel that, you know, and what you're doing is a. Is a difficult job, and it's getting harder and harder for me to appreciate the people that are waiting on me. It's the. We're in the dark ages of customer service.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Correct.

[Rod Ryan]

We are in the dark ages of customer service right now. But when you do get good service, man, take care of that person. Take care of that person. Let them know that they're awesome at what they do on the flip. Got a rec check for you. We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll get set up for some song clips. We'll talk about throwback Thursday. We'll get you Machine Gun Kelly tickets. It's all on the way.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

The Rod ryan Morning show. 6 to 10am the bug.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, have you got competition, bro? Yeah, I'm coach, man. Oh, my gosh.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

It might be time to hang it up.

[Rod Ryan]

Did you hear those three interacting? I mean, just.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I can't be. I'm never gonna be able to compete with the Joe Bros.

[Rod Ryan]

Listen, you and Pat are great, but those three brothers, the timing, the comedic timing, everything that they've got, they have

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

that because they're brothers.

[Rod Ryan]

I know.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

You can't ever have that.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, and the harmonies.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I gotta add Chili today. Maybe if chili joins the PTT gang, I can have one brother in at least 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5. The buzz. Good morning. Sounds like the Joe Bros. Are doing the getting into the pod world. My guy over here has been doing the pod game for a long time, man. Years and years and years. You got a new podcast out today.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

New?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, brand new. Number 667. 668. Oh, it's two weeks ago.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

669 is next week.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, noise. It's going to be sick. All right, well, did you hear the Jonas Brothers are doing a podcast now?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah, we really got to step our game up.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes, you're going to have to. You guys are going to have to sing the whole thing.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Maybe.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, might have to. All right, is the podcast available on links and guest yet? Not yet.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

It will be in a little bit.

[Rod Ryan]

Let me know. All right, what's trending?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Joey Chestnut is trending. The greatest athlete of our generation pled guilty to misdemeanor battery yesterday.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

What?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

So, yeah, I don't know. He got into it and slapped a guy at a bar.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I got.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I don't know. I'm. I'm just gonna give the greatest athlete of all time the benefit of the doubt. Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

He's not a small guy.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Not a small guy. So I would mouth off to him.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. I wonder what happened.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Joey seems like a level headed fella. I don't think he would slap somebody without having good reasons.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

We'll see.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, he's a pretty big judge. Might have thought that. Okay, what else?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

He will be competing in this year's Nathan's hot dog eating contest on 4th of July while on probation.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

On probation.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Bad boy. Of hot dog eating.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Okay.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah, Kind of cool. He's getting cooler. Jeff probes is trending. He accidentally spoiled something before playing a pre recorded segment on last night's Survivor finale.

[Rod Ryan]

Handled it like a champion.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

We talked about it already on the show, but he came back and. Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Just because we're talking television. I don't know if it's pre trending. It will tomorrow. Colbert's last show is tonight.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I see like the lineup and stuff of people that I think are like Conan and Kimmel and all of them kind of. I don't know if they're on it again.

[Rod Ryan]

They've already done a show.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

That's what they keep showing. Like stuff that's happened like earlier in the week and stuff that happened last week. Letterman and all that stuff keeps trending, but it's not new, which is why I haven't covered the Colbert stuff because I haven't seen anything new.

[Rod Ryan]

It is the. It's the tightest kept secret in Hollywood

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

on like who's Gonna be on.

[Rod Ryan]

Who's going to be on the last show? And he's already. The other guys are going dark work. The other shows are showing repeats, so they're available. If they were to come back. Colbert said his ultimate guest would be the Pope. If he gets a video feed of the Pope, that would be big.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

It'd be crazy.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know if the Pope's got time for that sort of thing.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Trump would be a huge.

[Rod Ryan]

Guess he will not put Trump on. How sick would that be, though? I don't think that's gonna happen. I don't know. I won't stay up. I won't even record it.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I'll just watch highlights tomorrow.

[Rod Ryan]

I watched the Letterman thing. It was good. Letterman, it was. It was good. It wasn't amazing. It wasn't like groundbreaking television, but it was good. I mean, Letterman's still funny, so. But those guys, they're bitter. They're bitter, you know, And Letterman's bitter, too.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I like it when Letterman's bitter. I don't know if I like it when other people are bitter, but I like when Letterman's bitter.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. What else is trending?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

We got Aaron Rodgers trending. He announced yesterday that this NFL season will be his final. He'll play his 22nd NFL season this season with the Steelers. It's his second year as a part of Pittsburgh, but he's kind of done the Brett Favre. Am I going to retire? Maybe I will. Maybe I won't sing for three years now. Four years now.

[Rod Ryan]

But he's saying this is it.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

This is it. One last ride.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

And he's going to the Steelers.

[Rod Ryan]

I like that. Yeah.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

So now we know there's an end goal. Okay, LeBron James, your turn. All right. That is what's trending. And I for the most.

[Rod Ryan]

Does he go back to Cleveland? LeBron? Do they have the money for him? They're good now, too. He could have maybe one more. Maybe, you know what I mean? One more championship.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Maybe.

[Rod Ryan]

If they got the money for him. All right, what you got over there? Some tickets.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, I have Machine Gun Kelly tickets. Yeah, he's gonna be in the Woodlands on Saturday. Tickets on sale, Ticketmaster.com but we'd love to give them to you. Caller number 10 is getting a pair. 713-212-5945.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, you guys call in for the ticket. Alex, let's get some song clips ready to go. It is Throwback Thursday. Get in there and vote.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

The Rod Ryan show, mornings on 94. 5.

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[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the Buzz Gorillas and Clint Eastwood. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Thank you for hanging with us. I appreciate all the interaction that's happening right now. I am going to do we are going to play some song clips. So I'm going to be asking you to go and cast your vote for throwback Thursday. Need you to send me word suggestions. Read my Lips. About an hour from now we'll be rolling into Read my Lips. Mo takes on Alex always fireworks to win those blue October tickets for their third show Interaction calling the show that counts. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Hi, who's this? Jay. Jay, you're caller number 10.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Hey Jay.

[Rod Ryan]

That is crazy. Oh my God, bro. My first time calling ever. Ever.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

That's crazy. No way.

[Rod Ryan]

Welcome in, Jay. Well, I hope you're free this weekend. Mo, would you tell him about what he's won?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, cuz. Saturday in the Woodlands, Machine gun Kelly and you, Jay.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

That's crazy man.

[Rod Ryan]

That's awesome.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Thank you dot com. Everybody else get your tickets. Jay, send us some pics.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, dude. Oh, for sure.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I'm definitely. I got off Friday to go to my niece's graduation so I got a four day weekend.

[Rod Ryan]

So you win. I tell you what. What the right guy. What now what was different today about calling us? Did you say I understand this is the first time you're on this. I understand this is the first time you're on the air with us. Is this the first time you literally called us? Yeah, it's the first time I ever called.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I literally was just like, oh, let

[Rod Ryan]

me try for him. And three calls in I talked to Chili people hate and that was crazy. My heart started beating really fast and I was like freaking out.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Freaking out.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. That's awesome, dude. All right, I'm glad you're playing along with us, dude. Thanks for coming on board, Jay. Have a great time at that show. All right. Thank y' all so much.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Y' all have a good weekend.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you, dude. I'm gonna have a good weekend. All right, here we go. Can we talk a little? Can you pull up the voting?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I got it.

[Rod Ryan]

And I said earlier on the show, I'm like, man, wasn't that song just in here? No, it wasn't. I was thinking of Republica ready to go. That was on a couple of weeks ago. This is 11 and their Brit pop hit Connection, which also has been in a handful of movies. Another heart has made the trade. Kind of a one hit it wonder. No way this song's winning. This song.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It's in last place, like 5% of the votes, right?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, it's a good song. This was on the air. The Breeders were on the air at the same time. That other song that. The other band that I mentioned, Republica, they were all on the air at the same time. Okay. Before Rob Zombie went solo, he was in a band called White Zombie. Thunderkiss. 65. I think he chose 65. That might have been the year he was born. Seems a little aggressive for Mo.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

A little scared right now.

[Rod Ryan]

I was like, what the hell has happened to my life? How did I get a job in this place? Great video for this dancing Chicks, chicks everywhere. I mean, he's a monster. He's a monster on stage. He's perfect. I mean, this song's not in first place, though.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No, no.

[Rod Ryan]

Second place. Got. It's got good votes.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

37%.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Not horrible.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, I feel like every time Limp Bizkit is in now, they kind of dominate. You think you're special from their 1999 albums. Well, no. This is from Hot Dog. Oh, this is from Chocolate Starfish in the hot dog flavored water.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Not significant other, which is what blew them up.

[Rod Ryan]

Right? This is called My Way. People love Limp Bizkit. It's hard to imagine there was a time where people hated Limp Bizkit. They were in that folder with Creed and Nickelback.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah. They just. People just had to let it all out. You know what I'm saying?

[Rod Ryan]

And then now they're out there doing their own thing on their own terms.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Their way, the highway.

[Rod Ryan]

Maybe they're doing it my way. You're right. What you think, Mo? It's got a smile on your face.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah. Like that one. You do 57 of the votes.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Agree with me.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

There you go.

[Rod Ryan]

It's gonna be difficult. White Zombie maybe could make a run, but it's gonna be difficult to beat Limp Bizkit. I need you guys to vote on the world famous Rod Ryan show blog [e-mail] winning song played at 9:30. The Rod Ryan show on 94. 5 the Buzz. Here we go. 94. 5 the Buzz. Green Day. Good morning riddance time of your life. Rod Ryan show on this throwback Thursday. Appreciate all the interaction this morning. You guys voting and sending me words and playing along and trying to win these tickets. There's still great tickets today on the show and great opportunities next hour. Like I said, the Blue October announced a third Christmas show on December 20th. It's Sunday night, Friday and Saturday. Those tickets are gone. But Sunday now available. We have tickets for you. Read my lips. Mo takes on Alex. So somebody's going to leave today's show. Going to see Blue October. Yesterday's Blue October winner. I didn't even ask. He goes, it's my first time going to see them. I just, I usually when I ask people when they win Blue October tickets, I'm like, okay, what number show is this for you? And they'll tell me like 10, 12, you know, how many times they've seen them. Like, they all got stories. Going to see him at Fitzgerald's. It'll be his first. Yesterday's winner, his first Blue October show. Tam Impala, we've got sold out Tame and Paula tickets for you on know the show. I was waiting for Alex to come in. Are you in on the tarps off trend?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I saw that.

[Rod Ryan]

Are you in?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I mean, I'm all for it.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

What's off?

[Rod Ryan]

Tarps off. Tarps off, dude, Tarps off. And it's cool. It's a baseball thing.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Major league ballparks. Major league baseball ballparks across the country. Groups of mostly dudes, let's just say 99.9% dudes are doing the tarps off trend. You go to the section where it kind of like starts somewhere and guys are taking off their shirts and just twirling them over their heads. And people are coming from around the ballpark park. They want to get in on it. They want to just be in on that energy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

So you go to the section where the party's happening, you take off your shirt, you start twirling it above your head.

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That's it.

[Rod Ryan]

That's it.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Tarps off.

[Rod Ryan]

Tarps off.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Let's go.

[Rod Ryan]

They do this in what? You know, you see, you always see those guys that have like the dad bods in Buffalo in the middle of winter.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like it kind of picked up at college football, too.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

So, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

So it just seems to be something that's happening in Major League baseball right now. The tarps off trend. So I don't know if anybody's doing.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I mean, nobody's really going to.

[Rod Ryan]

Ashes Occasionally there's some stuff to cheer about at the Astros game, and I just wondered if anybody has seen it. I have not. I've only been to one. Guess I've only been to one Astros game so far this year. I haven't seen it yet, but maybe you want to start the tarps off trend the Rod ryan Morning Show 6 to 10am the buzz 94. 5 the buzz Good Morning Rod Ryan show stained lowest in me Rod R. Show Throwback Thursday. Just ask Mo to have a look. Limp Bizkit still in the lead.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Still in the lead 55% of the votes.

[Rod Ryan]

Nothing's moved. White zombie in the middle. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

All right.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, thank you guys. Get your votes in. The winning song played today at 9:30. I'm doing good. I mean, I've got words. I'm ready to go. I don't know that I've got seven absolute bangers to use for Read My Lips. I can need seven, three each. And then I always got to have one ready to go in case we go into overtime. That could happen with Mo and Alex. So you can email me directly, rod@the buzz.com your word suggestions that you think would be good for Read My Lips. That's of course, to win you those blue October tickets. And then right now I've got Mo with Houston's headlines talking about that rain. Yes, pesky rain.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Pesky rain. Mostly dry right now, but do not be fooled, it is coming. Looks like thunderstorms in the Houston area around lunchtime, but rain expected 3pm and on the trend over the last few days has been that the storms are slowing down and not moving out of our area quickly. That's why we have a flood watch through 7am Monday morning. For right now, just six of our surrounding counties, but some of those areas packed up to 4 to 8 inches over the past couple of days with all this rain.

[Rod Ryan]

And Saturday and Sunday might be a washout. I'm talking to a gal that's getting married on Saturday. Oh no. I'm waiting for her to get back to me. I'm asking, hey, how is this weather affecting your plans, if at all? Yeah, you know, sometimes stuff's planned for outside receptions, so I'm waiting for her to get back to me.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yes, with the rain, health officials are warning that the wet weather also creating the perfect breeding ground for mosquitoes. They Texas Department of State Health Services just confirmed the first human case of West Nile virus in Texas it was reported in Harris County. The resident was diagnosed with the most serious form of the virus that can affect your brain and your nervous system. So in between all this rain, maybe dump out that standing water. That's where mosquitoes breed. I'm sorry.

[Rod Ryan]

So gross. Time to make the donuts. What is that? You don't know that, that. No, it's old. It's really old. It's kind of scared me. I think it's an old Dunkin Donuts commercial.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, that's hilarious.

[Rod Ryan]

When the guy gets up, it's like, time to make the donuts.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Tomorrow we do turn up with Duncan because they launch their nationwide viral beverage buckets. Earlier this year they were testing them out and they kind of went viral. So they're like, oh, we got to do this. So tomorrow each location is going to get 25. Only 25 buckets.

[Rod Ryan]

Is this going to be a Star Starbucks bear?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I'm afraid so.

[Rod Ryan]

You think so?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

They're gonna cost 12.99. And for reference, a venti iced coffee at Starbucks is 24 ounces. So these buckets, two of those, it's a lot of caffeine.

[Rod Ryan]

It's smart to do something viral like this.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I love it. It'll be fast.

[Rod Ryan]

Or do you piss people off?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I guess we'll see. We'll know tomorrow. You've been warned.

[Rod Ryan]

So wasn't this. Wasn't the slam on Starbucks the bears is the. That the people were working and they were saving them for their friends or they were taking them themselves?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

It's kind of dangerous announcing that there's going to be X amount of buckets per location.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It is scary. Cuz then you got 25 people in line and they're like, okay, well I'm the first 25.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Like if you're number 10 in line, there's no excuse. You cannot be sold out. But yeah, I don't know.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

We'll see how it goes.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Chaos tomorrow at Dunkin Donuts.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Arnold Schwarzenegger in the news. He has an initial announcement. Conan the Barbarian is returning to the big screen and Arnold is involved. Cool fans, he said. The long awaited third installment of the franchise is going to start filming next year. The OG was in 1982, the sequel in 1984. So long awaited is an understatement. But the director behind Mission Impossible is the guy that's going to write and direct it. And Arnold himself playing the man himself, Conan.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, that's great. It's so cool you're going to the theater store. Yeah, yeah. I grew up with those, those movies. So yeah, I think it would be great.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I'm glad he can still be involved. I've heard of the band Greta Van Fleet, but that was kind of the end of that. We've talked about him several times, and I guess I kind of assumed that maybe it was someone's name, someone they knew. The stories come again out today. Gretna Van Fleet was the inspiration for the rock band Greta Van Fleet.

[Rod Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Gretna died this week. She was 95.

[Rod Ryan]

Wasn't like Leonard Skynyrd. Wasn't that like their gym coach or their gym teacher?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I love the backstories of Van Leonard Skinner.

[Rod Ryan]

And they, they stop and they misspelled it.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

They made fun of them and they didn't like him.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, the drummer for Greta Van Fleet mentioned he was going to cut wood for Greta Bretna Van Fleet. They dropped the end and the rest is history.

[Rod Ryan]

That's cool.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

There's some sweet old lady. She did pass away, but those are Houston's headlines.

[Rod Ryan]

Take it, Alex.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

The Astros lost the Twins yesterday four to one. They've lost three of their last four today. They'll have off before opening up a weekend series with the Cubs tomorrow afternoon in the NBA playoffs. The Thunder beat the Spurs 122 to 113 in Game 2 of the Western Conference finals to tie that series up at a game game apiece. And then in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Golden Knights upset the Avalanche 42 in Game 1 of the Western Conference Finals to take a 10 lead in that one. That is what's going on in sports.

[Rod Ryan]

Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative and the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

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[Rod Ryan]

Here we go. 94. 5 the Buzz Halfway part of the show, people. Good morning. 8:05 on this Throwback Thursday, Limp Bizkit still has a quite Quite a commanding lead. 57 of your vote. Limp bizkit 39 of your vote. Rob Zombie in striking distance, but Elastica way in the back. Not a chance at this Point. Good morning, everybody. Thank you so much for hanging with with us. Good job. When it's great, I'll tell you. It's great. Good job on the word suggestions right now. I could use some more.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

I see a bunch of emails that I got to get to, so it might be a great job. I. I've been. I haven't been through every single email, but the gal getting married did get back to me. Lisa's getting married this Saturday.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Hey, congrats.

[Rod Ryan]

So congratulations on that. I'm like, that's awesome. She goes, I just want to share that I'm getting married this Saturday. Yay. Everyone else, have a great weekend. Well, Lisa, you have a great weekend. It's a huge thing. And I just said, how's the weather affecting your plans? She said, we're going to be inside, so everything's going to be perfect. I'm praying for great travel weather for the many people that are coming, traveling in. That's another thing you got to deal with. Oh, swanky hotel. Zaza.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, girl.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, well, well. Fancy wedding. All right, Lisa, have a great weekend. That's great news. High school brought your lunch. You bought lunch at school? You bought lunch at school?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Ooh.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

We had off campus lunch in high school. Small town stuff. Oh, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You could leave the building.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You could leave the building.

[Rod Ryan]

How?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Well, you walked out the door and got in your car.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

That would be a win. I leave the building.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, you had a car in high school. You're one of those. You're one of those people that had

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

a car in high school.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

How I got to school. My brother drove me.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Did you. Were you always a lunch kid, though? Like, lunch at school, or did you bring a lunch?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Like, when I was young?

[Rod Ryan]

What about middle school?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, we ate in the cafeteria. Mom did not pack our lunch.

[Rod Ryan]

No, no.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Unless it was a field trip.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Brown bagged it. My whole career except for that. There was a time when my dad lost his job. We were young, and I got the free lunch.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Free lunch? Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, it's the worst.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You didn't like it? Good stuff.

[Rod Ryan]

I felt shame. It was terrible. I went without lunch. I didn't want to stand in that line, and I didn't want to hand over that pink. You got. You got, like, five little pink tickets. And it's like, you know, my mom's like, are you getting your lunches? You know, I signed you up. You get the free lunches. Dad's not working. I didn't want to do it.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

That's embarrassing.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, it Was. It was a thing.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It's not like that anymore.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't think kids care. I did. I still walk around like that. Yeah, yeah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Give me a free lunch. Hell yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

No, I was a brown bag kid. Lunchbox, brown bag, the whole thing. Hence, I invented the cream cheese and salami sandwich. And I had it every day for about three years.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You're dumb.

[Rod Ryan]

So it wouldn't be uncommon to hear a kid in school in the cafeteria complaining about the bad tasting food.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Right.

[Rod Ryan]

I mean, you know, cafeteria food is cafeteria food. Food. It is what it is.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Stigma.

[Rod Ryan]

One cafeteria in Maine served baked dirt. For real. It was a mistake. Baked dirt was accidentally. Now, this isn't like one of those dirt cakes with the gummy worms in it and stuff. I've seen those before.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yummy.

[Rod Ryan]

This is. This was literally baked dirt. It was accidentally served during high school in Maine last week.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No way. What were they trying to do?

[Rod Ryan]

The school admitted the mistake. They took it to social media and they said it was an unfortunate incident. So how does this possibly happen? Earlier in the day, students had baked. They had used the kitchen to bake potting soil as part of their science activity.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

That day they were trying to sterilize it so they could later test, like, how that would affect the plant growth. So the soil was placed in, like in a baking dishes.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

And covered with foil.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Stop it.

[Rod Ryan]

And set off to the side. So those little pie tins. And during the meal, there's like some kind of chaos in the kitchen as they're always in. There's always.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, fast pace.

[Rod Ryan]

It's not chaos. It's just the kitchen.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You're right.

[Rod Ryan]

It's just the kitchen. Okay. It's not. It probably wasn't even extra chaotic. It's just always chaos in a kitchen. And the surface were working to quickly deliver the food to the tables and somebody mistakenly grabbed them. They thought they were desserts.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Rightfully so.

[Rod Ryan]

Three kids ate the soil thinking that it was a dessert item and immediately realized that it tasted like dirt because it was dirt. They spit it out. So the school said, listen, this was not a prank. We know exactly how this happened. They went online, they got ahead of it, they apologized, blah, blah, blah. Oh, no. You got three kids that tasted dirt.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It's a bad look.

[Rod Ryan]

And you're just wondering, sorry, what kind of parents those three kids have. Because you could get cool parents, right?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

There's options.

[Rod Ryan]

And then you could get the parents to think, this is unacceptable and there's a parent that will ride this as far as they can and pain and suffering and emotional distress and PTSD and everything else is under the sun. It's going to be. You know, this kid's going to be struck strapped with all these labels now. Yes. Depending on the parents. I know that that high school is praying those parents are cool about it.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Which parents did you have?

[Rod Ryan]

My mom would say she didn't care.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, my mom. My parents would never let me live it down. Like, it would be like a. I'd be the butt of the joke forever.

[Rod Ryan]

But my mom's not coming.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

She's not gonna sue the school.

[Rod Ryan]

No, no, no. Yeah, my mom's not going anywhere.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Like, of course that happened to you.

[Rod Ryan]

Out of all those kids, you're the one that ate the dirt on brand. You probably liked it.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

That's what you get for all those cuss words in your mouth.

[Rod Ryan]

My mom be like, you didn't think it looked like dirt? Why'd you taste it?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Why'd you eat it, you idiot?

[Rod Ryan]

You put that in your mouth, you idiot. Couldn't you tell it looked like dirt?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Exactly.

[Rod Ryan]

But that. Those. Those dirt cakes. You said Oreo. Oreo crushed on the top.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Gummy worms. It looks like dirt.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, it does.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yummy. I need dirt. If you send in words for Read my lips, you cannot send them to me.

[Rod Ryan]

Did somebody send you words?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

Don't put Mo on there. It's time to read my lips. Don't send me dirt cake. I'm not going to use it. Too easy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Dirt mouth.

[Rod Ryan]

Too easy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Dirty mouth.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, but you can send me some words.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I'll give you God.

[Rod Ryan]

I'll do one final scan. Yeah, I thought that. I don't even really harp on that anymore, but, yeah, only send them to me. Rod@the buzz.com can't use something that you send to the players, but Mo is taking on Alex, so keep them off the email. If you had to include somebody, you could throw chili on there.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Sure.

[Rod Ryan]

But, yeah, send them to me. I'll go through the last emails, I'll get the best words for the game, and we will play Read My Lips. We'll get set up for it after this break. Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative and the Rod Ryan morning show, the Buzz 94. Five the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. When can I go to links and guests and see the podcast that everybody really wants to hear and see Past the gravy now?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Links and guest, baby.

[Rod Ryan]

Pass the gravy. Episode 66. 668. 668. Very good. Okay, so you Got you're up. You're up on links and guests. All right, Brand new podcast today. Gotta get in there before people start hearing about that Joe Bros. Podcast.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Too late.

[Rod Ryan]

What's trending?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Betty Boop is trending.

[Rod Ryan]

Why? Oh, the chick from Community is gonna do it.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Prince of Brunson is gonna play and also Abbott Elementary, I think.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, that's that. Yeah. What did I say? Community, Abbott Elementary.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah, she's gonna play Betty Boop and looks like a live action version of the cartoon.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, God. Elon Musk is going to lose his mind.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, you're right.

[Rod Ryan]

Probably Betty Boop like it's an old, old cartoon. And I mean she was black and white. It's that old. But she was portrayed as white skinned.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

So actress is going to she's black skinned reboot.

[Rod Ryan]

So that's why I said Elon Musk is going to have some comments on that today. I'm sure you don't see color. I know Alex doesn't see color. He's colorblind.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Survivor 50 is continuing to trend this morning. The finale was last night. So people are still talking about that. And then Thickstagram Thursday is trending. Stephanie Elise was submitted to us by our buddy Danny this morning and people are checking her out at the world famous Ride Ryan show page of the buzz.com YouTube do that is what's training on the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

Good job, Danny. It's time to read my lips. Lot of words here. My gosh. Now I'm not struggle all Thursday morning but I got a ton of words. Now I just got to get the seven best ones. You guys really came through for me today. Thank you. Great word suggestions. Mo, Alex, they're here. They're ready to go. Chili's gonna take your calls. Who do you want to play for you today? Who's your best chance? Who gives you the best chance to be in the 713 Music hall on December 20th when Blue October does their third night in a row? 713-212-5945. We'll get rolling with the game after this.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

The Rod ryan show on 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5 the buzz.

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[Rod Ryan]

Good morning. Rod Ryan show. Red Hot Chili Peppers under the bridge. Rod Ryan show. Throwback Thursday. Limp Bizkit still in the lead. Rain still happening 80, chance to scatter thunderstorms. A lot of people saying we're in a bit of a lull right now, but there's more rain coming. I don't get on Twitter a lot, but when I do, and I go there and I see Chili and his banana hammock. That was suggested as a word today, Bro Brad. We must be talking about dad bods. And he put your picture out there. He's like, this is the purple perfect male body. So I go to Twitter this week, and it's just. It's sitting right there. I must. We follow bro Brad.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, of course.

[Rod Ryan]

And then there's Chili on the beach with that little. With your little Speedo guys obsessed with you.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

That was a real picture.

[Rod Ryan]

Obsessed with you. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, that's not Photoshop. That's. That's him on the beach in a Speedo flexing, too. Yeah. You look good, bro. I went to, like, I thought it

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

was Jeep weekend, but it was just another weekend.

[Rod Ryan]

I was way early.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I love that picture even more. That's amazing.

[Rod Ryan]

Dad bod's out. The Chili Bod always in. Had my American flag speedo on. All right, Chili, your timekeeping today. Yeah. All right. It's time to read my lips. Let's meet. Who's playing today? Eric, Good morning.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Good morning, Brother Rod.

[Rod Ryan]

How you doing? Doing well. Who is playing for you?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I'm gonna go with Mo.

[Rod Ryan]

You're gonna go with Mo? Returning champion Mo, right?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, let's say hi to Shelby. Shelby, good morning. Good morning. All right, Shelby, you're on team Alex. Oh, yeah. Wow. Sorry to let you down, Alex. Alex plays hard. He plays hard. Shelby, let's go. Okay. Let's go. I got Shelby. I got Eric Moyu, the returning champion. What do you want to do?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I want Alex to go first.

[Rod Ryan]

What? What is this new switcheroo thing you got going on?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Everyone always messages me with, like, strategy.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

So I'm just trying to, like, try it out.

[Rod Ryan]

That's your problem right there. You don't listen to them.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, I think it's fun.

[Rod Ryan]

Alex go first. Always went first.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I like to go first. I like to just get it over with.

[Rod Ryan]

Right.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Rip the band aid off.

[Rod Ryan]

Good luck, Alex. Shuffle and shuffle, and.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Alex can't hear you. He's already got his headphones.

[Rod Ryan]

He doesn't waste any time. Time.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

He loves that music.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. I think that should be the shot of him. What's the shot? What's your. What's your favorite front runner? Free Bird. The Free Bird. Free Bird. Yeah. Okay. I don't hate it. Tomorrow we're voting on shots. We gotta. Yeah. We need to come up with the top five names today. Yes. And then we'll put them on the. To vote tomorrow online and people can vote. All right, Sweet. All right, here we go. Alex is sitting there with tunes blaring in his ears. 20 seconds on the clock, please. A lot of people like to watch us. We are on Facebook and we are on you. YouTube. Right. Rod Ryan show. Yeah. Thumbs up. Yep. And Twitch Hustle. Eli, Dallas, Daniel. Both two great minds thinking together on this one. Texas tycoon.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Say it again.

[Rod Ryan]

Texas tycoon. Texas Set.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Salute.

[Rod Ryan]

Texas tycoon.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Saint Salute.

[Rod Ryan]

Texas tycoon. Ten.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Salute.

[Rod Ryan]

Texas tent. Texas tycoon Time. Boom. Did not get there. Where's that buzzer? Where's that buzzer? I think we were talking about that with Mattress Mac. I asked him if he was comfortable being called a Texas tycoon. Mogul. A baron.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

That seemed like a lot of words when you were saying tycoon.

[Rod Ryan]

Tycoon. He is a tycoon. All right, here we go. When I think of a tycoon, I just think of, like, an oil tycoon. Yeah, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he's a tycoon. He's a mattress tycoon. All right, here we go. This one was sent in by a couple people as well. Sorry I didn't write down a note. Name? Thumbs up. Yep. Dark Drippy.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Dark dripping.

[Rod Ryan]

Dark Drippy.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Dark dripping. Drippings.

[Rod Ryan]

Dark drip. E. Dark drippy.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Dark Drippy.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, got it, got it. Just want to make sure.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

We said it was dark and drippy outside.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Did that make it on the shot thing? Dark and drippy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Not to be confused with leaky Alex.

[Rod Ryan]

There's a leaky Alex? Dark. You like the dark and drippy? A little bit. Known to have some chocolate every now and then. Don't answer that, Chili. We know you like dark and drippy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Set him up for that.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I mean the Milky Way, you know?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Is a frog's ass watertight? Yes. How he doing? Balls. Does he like it dark and drippy?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Drew sent this one in. Here we go.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

All right.

[Rod Ryan]

Thumbs up. Depth. Wrong hole. What? Wrong hole. Wrong hole. Chil's like, hey, did you think. Did people think I was playing this week? These are chili words. I mean, wrong hole. Wrong hole. Stop, Stop, Chili, stop. Don't get me. They'll get everybody wound up in here. Was that set on the show or

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

is that Drew guy just a. A nicey.

[Rod Ryan]

You could be teeing off in the wrong direction at the golf course.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, sorry.

[Rod Ryan]

And. And angled at the wrong hole.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Goodbye.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't think that's what it's. I think that's where he was going with that. I don't think that's what mo. Headphones on. Three words coming your way. Two to tie my husband, three to win. Oh, man. Today's been. Those last couple words just made my week. Well, it's about to get better. Oh, boy. All right, here we go. Thumbs up.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Thumbs up.

[Rod Ryan]

Kyle sent this one in. I immediately started laughing. I think it was Cher's birthday the other day. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Grandma smash.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Grandma smash.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes. Cher's birthday.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Oh,

[Rod Ryan]

all the 80 year olds that we'd smash.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You definitely did.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, she's definitely up there. All right, here we go. My daughter heard us talking about wizard. Six picks. Oh, okay. And wants me to make a purchase. Thumbs up.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Thumbs up.

[Rod Ryan]

Wizard. Slushy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Wizard Slushy.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, she's dialed in. Dialed in. London's like, can we get a slushy machine?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I thought she was gonna say to get.

[Rod Ryan]

Get him to build up one of those life survivors. Oh, yeah, my kid years. Yeah. Can I get scuba gear, dad? No. She wants. She's like, wait a minute. Chloe has a slushy machine? Like, why does this place. Why is. Why do I live in a prison,

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

girl?

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, that's two. They're tied up right now. Yeah. This is it. All right. Tough one. I think they sent her the words. That's where she knows them. Tough one. Here. All right, here we go. Thumbs up.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Thumbs up.

[Rod Ryan]

Up. Elvis, Tuggy, elephant, doggy. Elvis, Tuggy, elephant talking. Elvis, Tuggy, Feet, Stockings.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Elvis, Tuggy, elephant, ducky.

[Rod Ryan]

Elvis, Eleph.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Stucky. Elvis, Tuggy, elephant, donkey.

[Rod Ryan]

Elvis, Tuggy, elephant, ducky. Oh, yeah. We haven't had one of those in a while.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

What was it?

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Your favorite.

[Rod Ryan]

Elvis, Tuggy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, gross.

[Rod Ryan]

Simple shepherd. I asked her to lay her hand upon my head. Yeah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You do recall?

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Okay, you leave, I leave. Get out. Get out now. You wanted to go. Get out again. Don't think of that plumber tugging. What was she saying? Okay, elephant, you know the rules. I've got one word left for you, too. Clock starts Ticking. As soon as I say the word. Keep guessing until you get it right. Alex, it's been a bit. You're right. We haven't. We haven't had overtime in a while. All right, here we go. Adjusting the song this time. What you need? Chilling. All right, here we go. Over time. You good? Yeah. All right. You good to go? Yes. Soon as I say the word, you start timing. Here we go. Schlitz beer.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Schlitz beer.

[Rod Ryan]

Boom. Oh, boy. Guys, I think today's the last day. I think that's it together. An end of an era. Yeah, they're not. I mean, I think they might be stopping the line today. Never had that beer. I think they sell them down here, right? I don't know. I'm sure. All right, here we go. Mo.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Hi.

[Rod Ryan]

Welcome back to the station. Welcome back in the room with us. Put those headphones on. Keep guessing. I'm gonna give you a word. Keep guessing so you get it right. Chili's our timekeeper here. Honest, when I say that. You wrote it down. Yeah, his. Okay, this is good. Thumbs up.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Thumbs up.

[Rod Ryan]

Schlitz beer.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Schlitz beer.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, boy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I saw Chiclet, but then I heard beer.

[Rod Ryan]

Schlitz beer.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Okay. Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

It's gonna be a photo finish.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, no way.

[Rod Ryan]

He got it quick. He got it quick. Hang on a second. Definitely. Eric. Yes, sir. Shelby?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yes, sir?

[Rod Ryan]

It's gonna be a decimal point. Stop. It's gonna be. It's gonna. I don't. I don't know. I. I haven't seen. I haven't seen the time. Chili, give me Moe's time. 1.48. 1.48 for mo. Yeah. Eric, you think that's fast enough? I. I honestly don't know.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

This is wild.

[Rod Ryan]

I honestly don't know either. I think they both got it.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Right at this. I mean, you both guessed at the exact same time. Alex, this time. 1.36. 1.36. Shelby is the winner. Shelby. Yeah. Congratulations.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Blue October for you, sister. You'll be there on the third night, December 20th, at 713, music hall tickets, ticketmaster.com Congrats.

[Rod Ryan]

Good day. Max, that is the closest game ever. Yeah, maybe. Maybe. I don't. I. I don't think there's a maybe about it. 1.4. 1.36. Goodbye, Eric. Congratulations, Shelby, and great job, both of you, on that game. Yeah, we're gonna go into a break here. Mo's going to tell you about Willie's Grill and Ice House. Coming up, Houston's Rock. Houston's alternative and Home of the Rod ryan Morning Show.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

94. 5 the buzz.

[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the buzz. Good morning. Rod Ryan Show. Buzz O Ween. There's your headliner right there. That's three days grace. Kill me fast. Get the Ticketmaster.com to get your tickets. Let's see here. Oh, you can't buy these Team Impala tickets. That's what we're giving away on Mo the show today. It's the sold out tame impala show, September 19th. So we've got your tickets. Sit tight for that. Of course, I was told. Is it the last. Did you hear that too? Last week of Alternative income.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I heard that.

[Rod Ryan]

So today. Tomorrow it goes away.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Let's go.

[Rod Ryan]

No local winner yet.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

We need y'.

[Rod Ryan]

All. Come on. I need a local winner, please. I'm telling you exactly what. I'm doing it too. It'll be nine, eleven and a half. Right around there.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Mo Houston's headlines.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yes, sir.

[Rod Ryan]

I just looked outside. Doesn't look to be raining here.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Don't be fooled.

[Rod Ryan]

You're telling me.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It's coming back mostly dry right now. Rounds of rain moving in through the afternoon. And the concern with these storms is the speed. The trend over the last few days is they're moving, they're slowing, they're not getting out. So a flood watch is in effect till 7am Monday. For right now, six of our surrounding counties, some of those areas picked up 4 to 8 inches of rain so far. And the rain continues. If you headed to the beach for the holiday weekend, look out for cocaine.

[Rod Ryan]

Whoa. Okay.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

27 blocks of cocaine washed ashore this weekend. Over the week. Actually, I think it was Monday. Officers received reports of these packages in the sand in Galveston. And when officers arrived, they tested them, confirmed the contents were cocaine. They would like to note that the drugs will be submitted for destruction in accordance with the department's policy. But if you find drugs along our coast, it's not uncommon. Don't touch it. Contact the Galveston police dispatch. The average American believes the real start of summer is today, Rod. Today.

[Rod Ryan]

Why Thursday, though?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I don't know why Thursday? I think it's because I have seen that travel starts to ramp up for the long holiday weekend starting today. I know locally we have a lot of school districts. Today's their last day. Maybe that's why summer doesn't officially begin until Sunday, June 21st. So what, a month premature.

[Rod Ryan]

Never heard today. I've always heard. Memorial Day weekend. I can see tomorrow. Yeah, it's just a weird.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Today's a weird day.

[Rod Ryan]

It's A sick flex to be saying today's the start of summer.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Watch me. 92% of people surveyed say they're in summer mode now, which is well before June 21st.

[Rod Ryan]

It's hard to get in summer mode with this monsoon that we're dealing with.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I know it's gonna kind of be a bummer for the weekend, but Memorial Day weekend does kick off summer vibes. What the heck happened on Survivor last night?

[Rod Ryan]

A mistake. It was live television, though. Yeah, it was a mistake and a big one.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Right.

[Rod Ryan]

He didn't call out the wrong winner, so that would have been the worst. Yeah. Steve Harvey or somebody in the Academy Awards, they're saying the wrong movie. It wasn't, it wasn't that what happened. It's, it's getting near the end. Jeff Probst is already kind of hinting that, you know, somebody's going to be back on because they won some sort of a challenge. And everybody kind of looked at everyone and said, you haven't shown that yet. Oh.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

So they hadn't played.

[Rod Ryan]

They weren't trying to trick anybody. The show is live and then they're showing clips of what happened, how everybody got here.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

He kind of let the cat out of the bag. This is how I understood it, that he said something and it was funny how the contestants kind of saved him and said, dude, whoa, whoa, whoa. We haven't done the fire challenge yet.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Then they cut to commercial.

[Rod Ryan]

They cut to commercial, they came back, they laughed it off. He owns up to it and he showed why he's one of the best of all time. Jeff Probst is really, really good at what he does.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Been around for a long time and

[Rod Ryan]

that's where you kind of show how great you are when something like that happens and you don't unspool.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Way to do it.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

So it was the Survivor 50 finale.

[Rod Ryan]

Yep.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Good for them. 99 year old woman set the Guinness world record for being the oldest person ever to crowd surface. And this video is breaking the Internet. It happened in Belleville.

[Rod Ryan]

It took a while. I know.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

This was kid rocking two weeks ago.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. And we heard that a woman, an old granny was out there crowd surfing, but it's just finally made its way around the.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

The interwebs. Yeah, It's a cool video.

[Rod Ryan]

It's great.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Very well done.

[Rod Ryan]

I didn't know that the grandson was a like a viral guy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

He's a content creator. He features features gangsta granny on lots of his videos. He has 80 million followers across all of his platforms.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, my gosh.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yes. The video is amazing. She appears to be on some sort of like stretcher looking thing and there are 20, 000 people at this concert and they're all chanting granny, Granny. And she's just loving the crap out of it. Now it's official in the Guinness Book of World Records, Belleville, Texas.

[Rod Ryan]

It's on the music blog page.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Sweet. Those are Houston subline.

[Rod Ryan]

Go ahead, Alex.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

The Astros lost to the Twins yesterday four to one. They've lost three of their last four. They're gonna have a day off today before they open up a weekend series with the Cubs tomorrow afternoon in the NBA playoffs, the Thunder beat the Spurs 122 to 113 in Game 2 of the Western Conference finals. Even that series up at A game a piece. And in the Stanley cup playoffs, the Golden Knights upset the Avalanche 42 in Game 1 of the Western Conference finals. That is what's going on in sports. Houston's Rock and Alternative and the Rod Ryan Morning Show.

[Rod Ryan]

Six to 10am The Buzz Save on

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[Rod Ryan]

94. 5 the Buzz Sugary Sweet Jimmy Eat World. Good morning. Rob Ryan Show Throwback Thursday Mo update. Yeah, Limp Bizkit still in the lead.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Still in the lead. Rod, how many votes? Almost 2,000.

[Rod Ryan]

That's good. Yeah, I, you know, I'm happy that we get 2,000 votes for throwback Thursday. That's like the baseline for, for me to have a even, just even a glimpse of a smile on my face.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

A glimpse of a smile.

[Rod Ryan]

Limp Bizkit. Well, give me some numbers.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

63% of the votes.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, it's doing better. It's killing.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It is killing.

[Rod Ryan]

Rob's white zombie. It's not Thunder Kiss. 65. 33%, 33% of the vote. Okay, winning song will be played. Looks like it's going to be Limp Bizkit. Winning song will be played today at 9:30. Mo's been talking about it all morning. Scattered thunderstorms, 80 chance throughout the throughout the day. More rain coming. You haven't missed out yet. Somebody asked me if Today was the day that Duncan was doing their

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

bucket.

[Rod Ryan]

It's a bucket, Right.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It's tomorrow though, right?

[Rod Ryan]

It's a 40, 48 ounce bucket of coffee.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Coffee.

[Rod Ryan]

The bucket itself, the vessel, the container is what? Maybe people. We don't know yet. Are people going to be losing their minds? Is it going to be that Starbucks? Was it a glass gummy looking bear?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Honey comes in.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, the honey bear. That's right. Okay. Which is kind of like a gummy bear.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

People were immediately accusing the employees of the Starbucks that were in charge of opening. Opening and saying we're already out. When people were waiting in line and they were saving them for their buddies or themselves or selling them on the secondary market. Remember we saw them for 200 bucks.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Sure did.

[Rod Ryan]

On ebay the same day. Are we gonna see that with this bucket?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I don't know. Is the bucket cute?

[Rod Ryan]

Well, I was gonna ask you. You were talking about it. Have you seen the bucket? Are they releasing what it looks like? Because a bunch of Starbucks knockoffs were immediately 3D printed and were available on the market.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, I bought a knockoff one.

[Rod Ryan]

Why?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Because I thought it was funny.

[Rod Ryan]

What do you do with it?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Put a straw in it and drink out of it.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Did you catch that? Yeah. Is it a straw? Did a straw going.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Are you shocked that I say that word? The Duncan ones are kind of cute. They're like. They're clear buckets with like a retro Duncan in D. It's hard for me

[Rod Ryan]

to GRASP what a 48 ounce looks like. It's smaller than a 2 liter, larger than a 1 liter. They still make 1 liters of soda

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

usually in other countries. I don't see them around here so much.

[Rod Ryan]

One liter used to be a thing. One liter. You know where you get one liters when you buy tonic water and club soda?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

So that's one liter. That's about 33 ounces.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

This is two ventis at Starbucks.

[Rod Ryan]

48 ounces, that's a lot of liquid. I don't want 48 ounces of anything. It's like. It's like dumb Drake in his 10 albums that he put out. I don't want 10 new albums from somebody. I don't care. I don't want that much. I don't want 48 ounces of something dumb. Can you.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It's the novelty.

[Rod Ryan]

Can you easily google who had the Big Gulp? Remember that stupid 7 11? Was that it?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Right.

[Rod Ryan]

How many ounces was a Big Gulp? I would see kids drinking pop out of that thing. Like just. I Could hear their teeth rotting.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Rotting.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It holds 128 ounces.

[Rod Ryan]

Jesus Christ. That thing was huge.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Gallon of soda.

[Rod Ryan]

It was like a pickle bucket. Tomorrow, Nationwide buckets cost 12.99 each. You can fill it with coffee, iced coffee. I don't understand this whole refreshers thing.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It's just like a Kool Aid, but it has caffeine in it.

[Rod Ryan]

Is that what it is? It's Kool Aid.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You can either get them flat or you can get them sparkly. And everyone has them. McDonald's is doing it. Sonic is doing it. Star Wars, Starbucks is doing it.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Were they not selling enough coffee or is it just when you bring your kid with you? Well, you don't want your kid drinking.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You have to get uncaffeinated.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. So London likes that pink drink. No caffeine. Right.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You can get it uncaffeinated.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Duncan says every store will have 25 buckets. Now how many buckets is the kid behind the counter putting aside? Yeah. If you're in line, just know. It's unclear whether they're ever going to be restocked. Is this a one time thing? That's where they're not going. They're giving us the information that tomorrow. What time do Duncan's open? Are they all different? Is there a starting lineup or. They're all different. Are they open 24 hours?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

They're all different.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. The 48 ounce bucket, it is not meant to be shared.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I like that they say that there's

[Rod Ryan]

room for one straw. So it's not like, you know, one of those old date things. It will not fit in your cup holder. They're like managing your expectations. Don't be mad that it doesn't fit in your cup holder and you will not be able to get a refill. What's the matter with you? There's one person that's going to bring that in. Can I get this refilled?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

48 ounces wasn't enough. You can see all this on links and guests today.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Should I try and get one in the morning?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

You should.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

On my way in.

[Rod Ryan]

Is there a Duncan on the way in?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No, I definitely don't pass one, but I could.

[Rod Ryan]

Did you try getting a Starbucks thing that morning? There were lines.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, when I heard lines, I was out.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, I want to see it. What? Did you see that? The watch that came out?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, yeah. Talk about lines.

[Rod Ryan]

Was it a Swatch? Y' all are dumb pocket watch.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

And people were in the galleria and there was hundreds of people waiting in line for 50 watches. What are you thinking? Number 51 in line. I. I know. You were only allowed to buy one. What are you thinking when you're that far back and you're like, just in

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

case, maybe somebody will like, die before

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

they get to the line?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah, maybe somebody dies.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah, I guess. Yes.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Taps out.

[Rod Ryan]

They're waiting three days.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Days.

[Rod Ryan]

They were waiting days. It had a, like a Black Friday feel to it. Like people used to sit out. We'd always kind of.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You ever do that?

[Rod Ryan]

We. I didn't do it. I was. I'm here. We would talk about the people. We talk to people in line. It always came up like, what do you do for a living that you can sit outside a bus by for three days and I'm a student or promote. I got nothing.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I told work I wasn't gonna be there.

[Rod Ryan]

Took three days off to stand in line for a Garmin. Yeah, dude. Big TVs, right? And GPS flat screen. TVs a 47 inch flat screen. I've never seen anything like it. All right, guys, alternative income, please. I've been vamping up until right now. I need a local winner here, please. Please listen to the instructions. Go get a thousand dollars right now. The Buzz Rock and alternative for Houston.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

The Rod ryan Morning Show. 6 to 10am 94.

[Rod Ryan]

5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan Show. I hope you guys are going after that alternative income you got today and tomorrow and then that's it. Boom. It goes away. Locally, we are giving away great tickets. Still on the show. Mo's got tame Impala soldiers out. Tame. And politickets coming at you. Coming at you on MOW the show. Somebody's accusing you of saying botato on the show today. You don't say botato?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No.

[Rod Ryan]

You. You have a problem with your piece?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No, I have. My speech impediment is with my Rs. I would say, yeah, yeah, say potato. I say potato. Potatoes. Potato. Potato chips.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay, he misheard that.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Mashed potatoes. I sometimes mispronounce things as you're talking.

[Rod Ryan]

Sometimes you're buried in your sheets of paper or whatever. Alex and I would just glance at each other like, yeah, it was one of those. Uhhuh. I didn't.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

No fair. That's like 100%.

[Rod Ryan]

We just look, I'm like, okay, let that go.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

What did I just say just a minute ago?

[Rod Ryan]

Stroll instead of straw. Yeah, straw.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Straw.

[Rod Ryan]

Like, but that goes hand in hand with drawing.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Drawing. Pillow milk.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Hello.

[Rod Ryan]

And.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

But not botato.

[Rod Ryan]

But if it's a drawing, that's like drawing a name out of a hat. Right, A drawing. But what about, like, if you.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

If you're drawing a picture?

[Rod Ryan]

Picture. You just said what? You just said drawn a picture. Yeah, drawn. You didn't say drawing.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I can't hear what you're making fun of.

[Rod Ryan]

You didn't say there was no L. Okay, tell me if you had a. If you had a crayon. A crayon, which I've learned to say over the years.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You would make a what?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

A drawing.

[Rod Ryan]

A what?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

A drawing.

[Rod Ryan]

You got the L in there. Oh, but you. You kind of said drawing.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Drawing.

[Rod Ryan]

Drawn. You draw on draw.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I'm drawing a bath.

[Rod Ryan]

Do you have a Southern drawl?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I was gonna say if you had, like, a Southern accent, what would you call it?

[Rod Ryan]

Draw is a word. Right.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Well, I guess I have it now.

[Rod Ryan]

She probably says, I got a Southern draw.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I got a Southern draw.

[Rod Ryan]

I hope she does.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

That's as long as you. You reverse something.

[Rod Ryan]

Right. She did not say botato on the show. I'll stand by her on that one. Fine line. It's Alice Online 94. Five the buzz. I am gonna make some potato. Potato salad.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I'm talking about that.

[Rod Ryan]

You did say potato salad.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

I'm making potato salad this weekend, not botato salad.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, geez.

[Rod Ryan]

Hey, what you got over there?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Today's AOL is me drawing up away for you to feel bad about yourself. It's called the Cost of, and it's gonna show you the cost of, in both time and money, certain things that you do. Like the morning scroll. I did like this one. The example that I'm using right here is if you hit snooze three times a day, five days a week for 40 years, that's 68 days that you have spent hitting snooze.

[Rod Ryan]

I hate stuff like this.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah. This does not make me.

[Rod Ryan]

But this will make me not hit snooze.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

If you cut back to just hitting snooze one time a day, five days a week over 40 years, you've just hit. Just cut off 45 days of those 68 days.

[Rod Ryan]

Like, you're alive 45, you're alive more days.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah, it's just like that's time that you're wasting. And you can do it with your commute. You can do it with time scrolling in the morning. You can do it with all kinds of little things. All right, maybe I'll. Maybe I won't look at my phone first day in the morning. Maybe I get up, I brush my teeth, and I get out of the house 15, 20 minutes earlier.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Scrolling has an L in it.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Scrolling, scrolling.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Just scrolling the way.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

But go check it out.

[Rod Ryan]

See what the call cost of different

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

stuff is costing you at the world famous Rob Brown show page of the

[Rod Ryan]

buzz.com snorting does not have an S throwback. Show the buzz. Yeah. 945. The buzz. Good morning. Rot Ryan show Evanescence Afterlife 9:27. Got a couple minutes. I'm gonna let you guys vote for a couple more minutes. I. I wanted to talk about something. Any anyway, just because I. We're loose. All right. To get us to the 9:30 shots. We're going to vote on the shot name tomorrow.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I was like, we're taking shots. I'm in. Prepared. Let's go.

[Rod Ryan]

Saw her eyes just bug out like, okay, I'm in.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Okay, I'm in. Let's go. No shot name names for ditch today.

[Rod Ryan]

Yes.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Okay.

[Rod Ryan]

Is there anything that's not on that list that like that we need? Because from that list I want to pull. I want to pull about five or six. Who's got the marker?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I couldn't find the marker yesterday, which

[Rod Ryan]

is why one of them is on

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

a post it note.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, okay. I got another one. This is. Make sure this is dry. This is dry erase. I'm just. I mean everybody. Chili, I want your input on this too. Does everybody now I'm not saying this is the winner. I'm just trying to get. Get it down to like five or six. Manageable. Let me vote on it tomorrow. Sloppy toppy is a top five.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I think so.

[Rod Ryan]

Sloppy Toppy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah. I learned about sloppy toppies for the first time last year.

[Rod Ryan]

You got it right too. On read my lips.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yes, I did.

[Rod Ryan]

Like quickly.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah. But I didn't know what it was.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't feel like that's the first time you heard. Heard that.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

The first time I heard that, nobody

[Rod Ryan]

would read my lips and say sloppy Toppy so quick.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

What happened?

[Rod Ryan]

Hearing it for the first time.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Telling you. I'm just telling you how it is.

[Rod Ryan]

The movement of lips saying Sloppy Toppy. There's no way that's the first time.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

That's Zack tops.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

See, that's why I'm so good at it.

[Rod Ryan]

Sloppy toppy is the top five. I think so. Okay. Why don't you put a little like I did. Okay. What else do you like?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Thumb sex Thumbtack.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Okay. Put a little diddy next to that. Chili, do you have a favorite from the list? He likes the farting horse. I know what he's Gonna vote for.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

He's asleep right now.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

What about the Freedom 250 or Freebird shot?

[Rod Ryan]

I like both of those.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I like both of those. But of the two, I would pick Freebird, I think, because it had so many.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I like Freebird because it's like a year long, long day.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah. We used it in the earphones. Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

So the Free Bird.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Where you are? Oh, there you are, Chili. He is. He is out, huh? Sleeping.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Literally asleep. Is he okay?

[Rod Ryan]

How does he sleep with his eyes open like that?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Or maybe his camera's frozen.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

The studio's broken anyway, so.

[Rod Ryan]

Oh, what else are you seeing on that list that you love? And it's gonna be in your hands that you listening to the radio. It's gonna be in your hands tomorrow. There's the farting horse. There's the leaky Alex. Exploding Julie. Yes. Oh, yeah, I know. He doesn't want to put that out there for voting. Exploding Julie. Julie was the one chick that won no money during Risk it for the Biscuit. She got exploded.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Alex just let it happen.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

He won't even put a most interesting day of the whole thing.

[Rod Ryan]

Just put a little diddy next to that.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

A little chick in honor of Julie.

[Rod Ryan]

There's the drawing, the beard, the Pennsylvania with 5ns. There's the 5n. The plumber, the cassette. The. Punch monkey's good. Punch Monkey.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Punch Monkey is a good shot name.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Punch Monkey. Okay. Put that in there. Okay. All right. Punch Monkey. I'm easy. I just want to get a good selection for everybody for tomorrow.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

The hall of Flames.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

That's five.

[Rod Ryan]

You got five.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

So Nutsack, Thumbtack, Punch Monkey, Sloppy Toppy, Exploding Julie, and Free Free Bird.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

So we put the five up in a poll works.

[Rod Ryan]

Well, the poll question up tomorrow. And then the winning shot, I guess we let them do their thing. We. We don't come up with the ingredients or anything. Like, a lot of people were sending me shots. Shots and specific things.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

That's sweet.

[Rod Ryan]

And I know we had talked about the Dirty Monkey. That's a real shot. It's a real drink. We're not doing Dirty Monkey.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Punch Monkey, maybe.

[Rod Ryan]

Punch Monkey is pretty good. If you like monkey. Monkey is represented.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Punch the monkey.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Mo, could you pull up Throwback Thursday? Yeah, it's up for me. I mean, I don't think it's gonna

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

be any one last refresh.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't think it's gonna be any big shock here. In last place, elastica. Right.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

2% of the votes.

[Rod Ryan]

Wow. Really bad. But I mean, Other.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

That's fair.

[Rod Ryan]

It's not bad. It just means those other songs are really loved.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Loved.

[Rod Ryan]

White Zombie, 32% of the votes. Thunderkist65. Great song. Not happening.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Not happening. Winner, Limp bizkit. My way, 64% of the votes.

[Rod Ryan]

This is what you guys wanted to hear. Thank you for voting. How many votes?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Over 2,000.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. I'm happy. Smile on my face, mom.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

It's Throwback Thursday, Whatever the hell that is.

[Rod Ryan]

Here's your Throwback Thursday winner on 94. Five the buzz. You think you special.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

You do I can see it in your eyes

[Rod Ryan]

I can see it when you laugh at me look down on me and walk around on me Just one night about your leadership Then I will straight up leave you your. This time I'mma let it all come out this time I'mma stand up and shout I'mma do things my way it's my way my way of the highway this time I'mma let it all come out this time I'mma stand up and shout I'mma do things my way it's my way My way or the highway Check out my melody

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Check out check out my melody.

[Rod Ryan]

About a lot of things and I will give up every everything to be on my own again free again yeah this time I'mma let it all go out this time I'mma stand up and shout I'mma do things my way it's my way My way of the highway this time I'mma let it all come out this time I'mma stand up and shout I'm going to face my way it's my way My way On the highway Someday you will see things my way Cuz you never know but you never know where you're going to go Someday you see things my way Cuz you never know but you never know when you're going to go. Just one more fight and I'll be history Yes I will straight up leave your and you being the one who's left I'm missing me yeah this time I'mma let it all come out this time I'mma stand up and shout I'mma do things my way it's my way My way other my way this time I'mma let it all come out this time I'mma stand up and shout I'mma do things my way it's my way My way On the highway Someday you'll see this things my way you never know but you never know when you're going to go Someday you see things my way you never know but you never Know.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Check out, check out, check out Melody. Check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out, check out.

[Rod Ryan]

The Rod ryan show on 94.5 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Breaking Benjamin. Before that Limp Bizkit My way. An avalanche of a win for them today on Throwback Thursday. It's 9:40. I don't have time guys. I don't have time for your little nonsense. I don't have time. I don't have time. I'm out of time. I got to go into a break. We got to give away time. I don't have time.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

All right.

[Rod Ryan]

I've got time. All right. Here's the farting horse. No.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

What is wrong with you?

[Rod Ryan]

Most people are saying that it needs to be in the shot name thing. I don't think it was a one day thing, guys.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh.

[Rod Ryan]

Farting horse isn't gonna play.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Haha. That's the Lord.

[Rod Ryan]

Is that the Lord getting back at me?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I think so.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

It's God for Allah.

[Rod Ryan]

Here it comes.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I'm gonna go.

[Rod Ryan]

God parting horse. Gotta help these horses out. They can't fart on their own sometimes. Gotta push their.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah. You think that's a chainsaw.

[Rod Ryan]

The absolute relief that I feel. It's not a change when I hear that. Can you imagine being that backed up? How great would that feel? It'd be orgasmic. The end of that similar we. It was on the list. It didn't make it. It looks like it's not going to make it into our top five.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I don't want to drink anything that says fart.

[Rod Ryan]

Farting horse.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah. It's not appetizing.

[Rod Ryan]

Yeah. Because then they, you know they'd make it brown.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. We're not doing. All right. That's it. Roll shot. Boom. Listen. This show is above that sort of thing. Okay.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I don't know.

[Rod Ryan]

You just played it on air starting now. This show is above that sort of thing.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Play it one more time.

[Rod Ryan]

The farting horse is not going to be one of the shot suggestions. Did you just say play it again?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Just one more time.

[Rod Ryan]

This is how I know Mo's been here a year. She goes play it again.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Unbelievable.

[Rod Ryan]

What are you giving away on Mo the show?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I have a pair of tickets to the sold out Tame and Paula show September 19th at the Toyota Center. Tickets for the 20th are still available toyota center.com. but you will win these if you

[Rod Ryan]

know the show starting now. This show no longer does stuff like that. Starting right now, Houston's rock, Houston's alternative and the Rod ryan Morning Show. 94. 5 the Buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Getting ready to wrap up this throwback Thursday edition. Number one link that we have today. Shocker fix the grand Thursday. Hey, number one link. Links and guests. World famous Rob Ryan show blog page. Hopefully you get a chance to go check it out. You want to see that crowd surfing granny. She's on the music blog page. We have sold out Tame Impala tickets for you. This is. This is the September 19th show at the Toyota Center. Mo, you have a question?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, what is it, Rod? What's the trend that everyone's doing at baseball games these days? Oh, you asked Alex about it, but you didn't ask me about it. I don't know why. It's kind of weird. 713-212-594.

[Rod Ryan]

You want to do it?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

What if I wanted to?

[Rod Ryan]

Everybody would be super happy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

It is the newest trend to hit baseball games. And I go to baseball. Baseball games.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Invite me.

[Rod Ryan]

713-212-5945. I think it's the other way around.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Rock alternative.

[Rod Ryan]

945 the buzz. 94. 5 the buzz. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Nirvana's heart shaped box. Wrapping up this throwback Thursday. Let's go. We got to give you some great tickets before we get out of here. It's now time for know the show on 94. 5. Good morning Rod Ryan show. Who's this? Jonathan Phoenix. Hello, Jonathan, how are you? You?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

I'm doing great.

[Rod Ryan]

How are you? Awesome. Thank you. Mo, let's mow the show.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Hey, Jonathan. So what's this newest trend that's hit baseball games?

[Rod Ryan]

I believe tarp balls. Tarps off. Yeah. Mo says she's willing to do this.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah, I wasn't invited.

[Rod Ryan]

She said she'll take her tarp off and go crazy in these sections at the baseball parks.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

You know, when you're just feeling it,

[Rod Ryan]

be one of the boys.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

I am. Jonathan, we'll see you at Tame impala, my friend. September 19th, Toyota Center. These tickets are sold out but they are yours if you want to go on the 20th. Looks like some of those tickets are still Toyota centers dot com. You can check them out.

[Rod Ryan]

Awesome. Thank you so much, man. Thank you, dude. Need you to have a great day. All right.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

You too. Have a great again.

[Rod Ryan]

Thank you. Did you know that we're starting summer today? Take me back, Mo. Take me back.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

There were good Times.

[Rod Ryan]

What? What are you doing when this song's on your.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Well, I'm in middle school radio, so.

[Rod Ryan]

You're in middle school?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yes.

[Rod Ryan]

This is happening.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yeah.

[Rod Ryan]

You're like, God, DJ Jazzy Jeff, he's going to be the one that really breaks out. Out. Yeah, I'm not sure about that Will Smith guy.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

He's not gonna last.

[Rod Ryan]

Tomorrow is the kickoff of summer. It's so weird because it's so doom and gloom and. What? What is it drizzly? No, drippy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Drippy.

[Rod Ryan]

Dark and drippy.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Dark and drippy.

[Rod Ryan]

Dark and drippy. Well, thank you guys for joining us today. Dj, the guy that beat the goat, he had his own little song. Everybody, Mo and Alex were in here rocking. I loved it so much in homeroom. They loved his little intro music and everything. Just like that, it's over. Okay, Sammy Baker Davis Jr. Came in on no sleep and won the game. It was a great game this morning, too. Sammy Baker Davis Jr. He's been in the hall of fame before. He's gonna go for win number two tomorrow. Lucas is gonna be joining the old guy guys at Triumph. He's going to be joining us out there. He won tickets early. Geez, Homeroom seems like a million years ago. Jay won the Machine Gun Kelly tickets. Shelby was on Team Alex. Shelby going to Blue October on their third. Now their third show that's going down at the 713 Music Hall. Pass the gravy. Brand new app, brand new episode is out.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Yeah, you're gonna love, love it.

[Rod Ryan]

Don't worry about Joe Bros.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

They got nothing, dude.

[Rod Ryan]

They don't have anything cool.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

We're famous and we have hot lives and all this stuff. Yeah, you know what? Pastor Gravy's way cooler.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Pass the gravy's way cooler Vacation. That's our Skip day Ditch day song. We're voting tomorrow.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Tomorrow we're voting on the name of the shot.

[Rod Ryan]

Do we have? Is it Alex? Did you decide on top five?

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Is the horse one out?

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Yes, the horse one.

[Rod Ryan]

All right. Yeah. Most just want to drink a farting horse. Yeah.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

So we got don't drink Far Thumbtack Punch Monkey, Sloppy Toppy, Exploding Julie, and Free Bird.

[Rod Ryan]

The freebird. I know what you're voting for. America.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Oh, I was going to say Julie B.

[Alex (Co-host/Sports/Trending)]

Or thumbtack Nutsack.

[Rod Ryan]

I don't know. Okay.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Sorry about it.

[Rod Ryan]

All right, we're going to vote. We're going to come up with a shot name tomorrow. Free beer Friday. Tomorrow.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Is there any way we can get our hands on some schlitz before tomorrow.

[Rod Ryan]

God, I don't know.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Look it up.

[Rod Ryan]

Okay. Tomorrow's the last day. Schlitz. That was the overtime word. Yeah. An end of an era. Schlitz been around since the 1800s. I think we were talking about. It's done tomorrow. That would be cool. Crack. Schlitz. That was my first beer year. I told you. Bobby Croysdale.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Such a cool story.

[Rod Ryan]

Schlitz in the woods. Jeremy's gonna continue with Alternative Income. Second last day of Alternative Income. We still have yet to have a local $1000 winner. Need you guys to play along with Jeremy. He's also got the non stop nooner and pick your tickets with with him in the 1 o' clock hour. Teresa will continue with alternative income till 5, 10. So let's get a winner here today. Tomorrow let's get a couple winners in these last two days. All right? Right. All right. 20 hour break. We're back tomorrow with all that fun stuff. The shot talk and then we're sending Mo out to buy Schlitz. We're pounding schs during open phones. Baby.

[Mo (News/Weather Anchor)]

Ts off.

[Rod Ryan]

That's it guys. Amf. Well, wasn't that fun? If you missed any of the show today, all the good stuff will be podcast. Check it out on the world famous Rod Ryan show [e-mail] Save on Family

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